Sammy J & Randy - Soon You'll Be Dead

noise it go crazy for a sammich look it's been a bit of a stressful year - Randy no we're not gonna lie minutes up here I mean you know what it's like when you're part of a wildly successful man puppet musical comedy duo we've all been there constantly feeling pressure to evolve you know to adapt yeah and I mean we'd be the first to admit that at times in the past our act has featured a little bit of smuggler but a profanity yeah I mean I said last year I shocked myself yeah so look this year win we'd really like to start afresh with your permission yes so this song goes out to anybody else you might be having a bit of a tough time at the moment it's called perspective hmm when the milk in your fridge has expired where pedal is stuck in your shoe when you feel a bit peckish short time or you're stuck at the end of a cube don't get disgruntled or grumpy try not to overreact your blood pressure's 4 when you simply recall this one inescapable facts soon you'll be dead Bhavana king up daisies or kept in an urn when you're dead and your warps will not care about all of your when the Wi-Fi is slow at your cafe and they sat you right next to the door and then Simon sauteed your spinach when you specifically requested it all when your Polly is breathing too when your screen doesn't work on the plane when the bus is a bit over proudly you're a now cool if you can be so shocked you're fat now cuz it won't matter when you're dead you're respecting the cause awesome soon you'll be dead so the next time you're at the self-checkout and it runs annual barbecue shakes and you scare and you scream and you jab at the screens as hate trips Ronal face before you are not asleep eken the cashier to common assists just consider this fact for a second our souls are seldomly mist when they did one's requesting the manager when they added under one is wearing an Apple watch when they one is voting for Donald Trump where they are dinner mama Papa no one is gluten intolerant when they or charging for baggage on tiger when they a dinner all posting their breakfast on Instagram when they are being a real-estate agent when they walking up kids in detention when they're you did when you stop the rain when you late for your tree when a cyclist is all in your lane suck it up and shut the up cause you're gonna be suck it up and shut the up you know you wanna be stuck it out and shut the up soon you'll be dead soon Yuri did

Channel: Sammy J & Randy

Views: 1,220,812

Rating: 4.9395342 out of 5

Keywords: sammy j + randy

Id: d0G8PEYYHTY

Length: 3min 51sec (231 seconds)

Published: Tue Mar 22 2016

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