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price is right it was more like the PBS kids shows Cyberchase Arthur fetch with Ruff Ruffman Zoom you get it every gamer girl ever starter pack animal crossing dumb cat headphones The Sims 4 Call of Duty Black Ops yeah not call it just Black Ops that's the only one although funnily enough The Sims 4 is the most accurate damn thing here houses in Chile starter pack God damn uh no thank you I I no thank you I do not want a house that's shoulder width kid slash teens in the 80s and early 90s Tech starter pack well dude come on if you just want to show people pictures of a bunch of old crap maybe use a a different sub I don't know this is too specific I thought we were going for like more generalized crap like your mom's starter pack you know the stupid crap like that Trader Joe's parking lot starter pack okay I've heard about this one a lot what exactly is it about Trader Joe's parking lots is there something I'm missing I've never been to one I don't think we have one out here where I am 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minutes from now I hate you [Music]

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Published: Mon Dec 26 2022