r/Revenge - BERATE ME & PARK IN THE FIRE LINE? HAVE FUN DEALING WITH POLICE!

welcome back to reading bear today we will take a look at some new pory ranch stories and if you enjoyed my content please don't forget to subscribe to my channel and post some better emojis in the comments let's go the first one is titled call me obscene names and park in a fire lane have fun with your ticket this was years ago when i was a supervisor at a grocery store and as you know people love to park in the fire lane for who knows what reason i am guest entitlement or lazy for our store this posed a few problems one it was getting in the way of us bringing in carts from outside and two is that we had a drive-through for our pharmacy and people we're getting in the way of that too i even had a car park in the drive-through but that is a different less satisfying story there are signs saying this is a fire lane and don't park there okay time for the story one day i was checking our cart situation when a car pulls into our fire lane and gets very close to our doors this is bad because i don't want our cart guys accidentally hitting his car when they bring carts in and you know the whole illegal part i see him get out and come in through the door i'm standing by i ask him please don't park your car there it is in the fire lane his response was to stare at me and just continue walking okay fine i gave you a chance i informed my co-worker working the service counter to call the police and inform them someone has parked in a fire lane i inform the manager as well and i have told him the authorities have already been called it takes 10 minutes for the police to show up the officer pulls up behind the car and my cart person comes and grabs me to tell me the police have shown up as i am walking out the door guess who shows up that's right the driver and he sees the police car right behind his and the officer less than 10 feet away that i was walking out to talk to so what is his response now that this is happening his response and i am directly quoting idiot i am not happy about but i say nothing believe me i wanted to say something i head back in and inform the manager what just transpired when in comes the officer he would like to speak to me alone i really had no idea what was wrong or if i was in trouble did i do something wrong by wasting his time or some other thing well it turns out that the officer heard his comment and was planning on giving him a disorderly conduct ticket for his language i want to say also for him parking in the fire lane but i fail to see how that relates to traffic he asks me if this is okay i ponder this for a moment because i don't want to head to court if i have to testify or some such thing but then the words he said pop back into my head and i agree to give him the ticket here is the kicker the officer continues to inform me that he can't do anything about the kid in the car but he said he will inform the driver that he will mention this in his log and it will be seen by social services i was not expecting that i look over at the window to see the car and sure enough there is a kid about six or seven in the back seat now jumping up and down my only guess is that the kid was asleep when i first saw the car holy crap that far outweighs the parking in a fire lane or the car getting hit by carts one of the customers later came up to me to thank me for calling the police because she saw that kid was left alone in the car i told her i didn't know but i would have called if i had seen that as well pets too the officer leaves and i go back to work and relieve my service counter worker to go on break less than five minutes later the driver walks in and walks by the service counter and gives me the death stare all i could think was i just wanted you to park your car in a normal spot crap and now thinking back on that he still didn't have his kid i should have called the police again the next one is titled lock me out of the free parking lot so i have to pay duck you mbta employees you're locked in when i worked in boston i used to take the commuter rail in there was a small lot that was not an mbta lot which abutted the pay two dollars per day lot that the mbta ran for five years i parked in this small lot with several other regulars including the mbta conductors who all wanted to save 500 to 600 per year one day i pull into the lot and discover that there is a padlock on the gate which has been chained shut i see dave our regular conductor for the 7 25 am just clicking the lock home and roll down my window and ask him hey dave what gives new policy only mbta employees can park here now the lot was small and when wheat regulars parked there some of the conductors and other sundry train people had to pay i grumble and dig for change which is composed of nickels and dimes left over from fast food purchases quarters were for tolls on the way home i stop at a cvs in boston and pick up my own padlock i get to the lot and instead of rushing with the rest of the cattle to our cars i confidently walk over to the gate of the little free lot and place my lock to which only i have the keys on the chain the conductors don't get to their cars until after the turnaround and cursory cleanup happens i live at the end of the line the next morning i see that the gate is wide open my lock has been bolt cut and is laying on the ground under a no longer used chain i park conductor dave is getting out of his car we exchanged the nod and i walk with him to the platform other regulars are pulling in and getting out of their cars now along with the other mbta folks that are there in time to snag a free spot so what happened to the new policy i innocently asked dave too much trouble he says besides i think the laundromat actually owns the land and they got upset and locked us in last night had to go find bolt cutters to get out do tell dave do tell for the next two years that i worked in boston nary a problem total savings tilde dollar 3500.00 screwing the mbta priceless edit since it seems to be a point of contention the lot is an open dirt lot that it turns out actually was owned by the laundromat next door who didn't care who parked there the new policy was one that was implemented by the mbta employees informally and not one which was official this was not an employee lot and was as fair game to me and the other people who knew this as well as the mbta folks hope that clears things up the next one is titled parking lot road rage revenge you mad yeah you mad the stage is the local big box retailer parking lot i'd park my ford explorer on the side of the store between two minivans and as such my visibility for backing out of my space was impaired i ease out slowly only to hear a furious horn and a red dodge neon fly by coming from the back side of the store damn lady excuse me i finish my backing procedure and see her waiting at the end of the row about even with the front of the store she's right in the middle and i have enough room to get around her on the right and turn right to exit the lot i do so and as i'm pulling away i see her in my rear view mirror guessing it hard coming after me oh so you want to discuss this further do you i hit the brakes kinda hard and you can guess the predictable outcome keep in mind this is a truck i tow a small camper it's got a class 3 receiver hitch these do not give at all i hop out and see that she has impaled the nose of her pretty little red car on my hitch there is coolant there is transmission fluid there are words many of them fell from both her and her passenger boyfriend i smile as the language pours forth until she gets to the part where she exclaims that her father is on the police force and i'm going to be sorry at that point i informed her that in the case of a rear-end collision the remost vehicle is almost always cited for failure to maintain a safe following distance and her father should be able to explain that to her police are called and some random patrolmen shows up statements are taken but no citations are issued as its private property i see her and her friend pull away trailing fluids and as a last measure of justice i see her car doesn't even have a permanent tag yet just a paper dealership plate i pop back into the store to buy a new trailer plug connector the next one is titled how to fire an emotional vampire years ago i worked in a 24-hour call center it wasn't a bad job but i was always getting pushed to the night shift on the other side of the call center was a claims department that only worked the mf nine to five shift and i jumped at the chance when a spot opened there what a mistake turned out the manager was this older female emotional vampire evie who did nothing all day long but try to get you to tell her the worst things that happened to you in order to play dr phil she fed off of these stories and the three other girls that worked there played into it all day long there was nothing but drama and it was annoying but i dealt with it by ignoring it as best i could but that wasn't good enough for ev she wanted my stories wanted me to sit with them and hand ring and cry with them all day i nearly bought stock in kleenex i refused to play along drama bores me so ev started this campaign of trying to get me to quit in order to hire someone more sympathetic to their little circle suddenly all of my work was subpar i was always late or leaving early i wasn't she was bad mouthing me to everyone she could think of she also got her three little baby vampires to harass me as well nasty comments all day stuff getting spilled on my desk at my bathroom breaks my lunch is going missing being found in the trash i'd finally had enough when she screwed me out of my raise on my bi yearly review i began secretly taking pictures of my desk before and after bathroom breaks printing out the less than professional emails i was getting from her kept an actual note on my desk that said we don't want you here anymore i took it all to my friend in hr along with my notice i'd found a better paying job anyway hr friends said she would look into it and was sorry to see me go on my last day ev just smirked at me as i walked out the door thinking that she'd won but her smile wasn't nearly as big as mine when an it friend who worked there sent me a framed copy of evs terminated for cause letter a month later as my birthday present i called my friend in hr asking how things were going apparently evie tried the same drama routine on my replacement who didn't play along either and tried the same get him to quit tactics not realizing that hr had sent a plant as my replacement to verify my story the next one is titled you should have given me the job instead i would like to start off by saying that i am not a spiteful person but after reading a post regarding someone's revenge on a former boss i was reminded of a former butthat manger that i had a hand in getting fired i am a chemist by trade i work in a lab mixing chemicals together to make viable products for consumers i once worked for a company that made all types of plastic they were in serious need of a chemist and a friend whom is the vp recommended i interview the job was to be the lab manager i would be responsible for three other chemists and two qc employees i went through the very long interview process and was offered a job however it was not the job that i interviewed for the management team decided that i was too young i was 25 so they gave to the job to someone else who was older that person would be the butt hat manger i was given a chemist job it was a good job and it paid well so whatever so my first day on the job i am introduced to butthat upon meeting him he seemed to relish in the fact that he got the management job over me and immediately started to show it the lab was going through somewhat of a transformation the previous manager was a pack rat as in he kept every single piece of paper that was ever handed to him so my first assigned task was to go through every single piece of paper to see if it was relevant i had to physically remove each piece of paper from the box and scan it over for said relevant info even though the box clearly said 1972 on it and all it was were pamphlets from shows or old ass chemical brochures i still had to go through it this took me weeks i was the only person assigned this task everyone else did their normal job in the meantime he was busy showing up for work late leaving early for his two-hour lunch disappearing for an hour and a half after lunch and leaving work early he maybe was seen visible working for one hour a day fast forward to me finishing my assigned task but hat finally allows me to do some actual chemistry work this is when i found out that he has no real experience working in a chemistry lab or being a chemist how do i know because idiot hat decided to mix a couple of chemicals that don't play nicely with each other and then proceeds to throw it in the microwave 60 seconds later we were short one microwave and had a new respect for the fire extinguisher he followed this up with leaving industrial sized mixers on high speed while unattended big no no they could kill someone starting another small fire in the plant and completely ruined an industrial sized mill after a couple months of his unsafe lab practices they continued i started noticing some changes in his personality specifically towards people that he deemed a threat to his authority he got into a very loud verbal argument with our first production manager who then quit then proceeded to get into an almost physical argument with one of our salesmen whom also quit once those two were off his list he turned his attention towards me now for a little back story i mentioned earlier that i was friends with the vp i still am i have worked for him before and i enjoyed it a lot hence the reason i applied for the job i am the type of person that shows up early and leaves late always have always will i take great pride in doing good work well asshat took our friendship and my work ethic as a threat to his authority and made it his life's goal to duck with every single part of my day he would assign me jobs to do i would do them and then he would berate me in front of everyone about how i did it wrong then he would tell me how to do it right and i would fix my mistake and do it exactly how he told me to and he would come back and berate me again in front of everyone about how it was still ducked up he did this for everything the best part about all of this was the end of date meetings these meetings consisted of me going into his office closing the door and him yelling and swearing at me for at least 30 minutes topics you ask think of one it was probably my fault in some way this went on two to three months until i cracked i cracked because he got physical as in shoved me when my back was turned now i am not a small person i am athletically built i played football i ran track and i lifted weights i don't know what got into him but it got into him in a big way i was shocked i had never had a boss do that before i don't know why but i just let it happen so when he was done screaming in my face i just left and went straight to the bar and had a drink and another and another that was the day i decided that i had had enough i wasn't putting up with any more i am admittedly not a very creative person when it comes to revenge so the only type of revenge on a boss that i had ever seen way before reddit was from the movie office space i literally did what that guy did i just showed up and did absolutely nothing i came and went when i wanted i took 45 minutes smoke breaks two hour lunches came late and left early this drove butt hat insane and every time he tried to talk to me about it i did exactly what the guy on the movie did i just never stopped and walked right past him every time he wanted another meeting i just never showed up i just went home instead so after a week or two of this i happen to be wandering around the office and i stumble into my vp friend he seems stressed out and i inquired as to why the safety inspector is here and he will be doing a walk through of the plant he said he told me to let everyone in the lab know that he was here and not to mess up his words not mine well because i had literally quit doing what i supposed to do and butt hat had to do what i was supposed to do and seeing that he is a walking ducking disaster i took off for my two hour lunch i wander back into the plant after my two hour lunch my food was excellent and crap has hit the fan every big wig in the company is in there and they are all freaking out i walk up and the first thing the vp asked me was what did you see being friends with him i replied i didn't see crap what happened so word on the street is this but hat decided that he owned the place that day and went out and used one of the industrial stand-up mixers think kitchen aid mixer that makes cookies but eight feet tall to mix something in a one gallon container i was supposed to be working on this project but obviously wasn't now these things are made for containers that hold 500 1 000 gallon containers so he puts this container under this gigantic mixer and realizes that the container can't be strapped down with heavy duty chains side note you need to strap down the containers these things spin at 3000 to 5000 revolutions per minute i have seen 1 000 gallon containers spin that weight 4 thousand pounds that's some scary crap so what does butt hat do he grabs a roll of duct tape and tapes that crap on of course once he plasters that witch with duct tape he cranks that mfer up to full blast and walks away also a big no-no for those of you that don't know all machines in any industrial shop have demand at all times no exceptions about two minutes into this act of stupidity in walks the safety inspector one of the production guys sees this gigantic fine running and promptly runs over and shuts the machine down right as the safety inspector sees it over walks the inspector to inquire into what the hell is going on right as butt hat walks out of the lab freaking out asking who shut off his mixer and of course cussing and swearing he then proceeds to turn the mixer back on cuss out the production worker and asks the safety inspector what the hell are you looking at and walks away so once i am got done laughing my butt off i calmly inform my vp and all the other bigwigs that i am not surprised i inform them of their lost microwave the fires the destroyed mill they knew about the mill they just didn't know how it happened i told them about the confrontation that occurred in his office and i told them the truth about some other things they didn't know about bottle of scotch in his desk drunk on the job etc the fire in my vp friend's eyes was burning hot enough to destroy worlds at this point and he turns around and tells everyone that there will be a meeting regarding today's events in the morning and orders everyone 40-plus people to go home we show up the next day and butthat was nowhere to be found the point of the meeting was to inform everyone that butt hat was not allowed within 500 feet of the building and that if we saw him near the building we needed to call the police what i found out later was that the police already had him when my vp friend went to fire him but had got physical and the security guards with my vp friend got physical back he was charged with a whole slew of crap too much to remember later that day i was promoted to lab manager and given a raise we celebrated with a glass of scotch that found in butthat's desk the last one is titled if i can screw someone over to get ahead i will i worked security for two years with a company and before that i had worked a year at another security company so i can say with confidence the general attitude is that we're in this together being contractors so security officers stick together maybe not a thin blue tan line like police but we definitely looked after each other one co-worker at a site i stayed at for about a year wasn't like that though she straight up told everybody that her job was to man the computer and interact with the people coming and going from the guard shack she didn't even do those two tasks particularly well since there were numerous complaints about her attitude with guests and another co-worker who turned into a good friend of mine was always having to correct her work she refused to make small talk as well which might have suited the customer's security guy fine but kinda chafed with us other guards our site supervisors had to twist her arm to get her to accept overtime or even go out on patrol and any time there was a lull she was on her phone flagrantly breaking the rules in front of the cameras she had even allegedly but i wouldn't put it past her admitted to my friend that if she ever had the chance to screw someone else to make herself look good she would calling her a witch would be an insult to female reproductive organs as she lacked the warmth and depth she was in good with the upper management of our company however so she got away with being a really shitty desk clerk one of our myriad duties as security officers at that site was to ensure a plethora of keys were properly controlled and accounted for this mostly meant making sure people signed them out properly and filling out a spreadsheet at the start of each shift well one evening i'm pulling a 12-hour shift so i'm there in the middle of second shift which my friend worked the desk for whatever reason he was going through the key box when lo and behold a key was missing looking through the log there wasn't a concrete entry for it but we had suspicion on one entry early in first shift so it likely had been out since that morning well co-worker one stays till an hour into second shift so she generally got a few reports done before she left as it turned out she had listed said key as being in the key box when she checked once this was realised both co-worker 2 and i had eating cheshire cat grins on our faces of course we had to make it look official so since i was going to be taking over the desk when co-worker 2 left it would be down to me i'm not much of an actor but i really nailed the surprise concern with my third shift partner as i discovered the key was missing checked the logs and then checked co-worker one's sheet of course a missing key required an incident report and i did not hold back i attached a copy of the log sheet and the key report which had co-worker one's initials and the time she filled out the report i also had to inform first shift about the report in turnover but fortunately co-worker one came in an hour after first shift started that incident report was the last straw and last i heard about it they were going to replace co-worker one but i left the post about two months later and was fired just last week for unrelated reasons i think i earned the slight fear of a few of the other guards thanks to that and to head off such comments i'm not a blue falcon where it anyone else i would have let the client contact do the leg work on investigating and i'm sure it would have called for a reprimand but since she had a history of screwing up paperwork i think it was just the final nail in the coffin i also am not normally that vicious but by that point i was ducking done with that sight for several other reasons so that was me getting some anger out but boy did it feel good thanks for listening

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Length: 23min 0sec (1380 seconds)

Published: Tue Aug 18 2020