r/Prorevenge Hit on My Wife? I'll DESTROY Your Marriage!

welcome to r slash pro revenge where op completely ruins a cheater's life her next reddit post is from von tranhammer this was back in 2013 when i was based in holland i'm a british marine for context i had been married to my wife for a little over 18 months when i deployed to afghanistan my wife had a job in the british delegation on base and she got to know pretty much every britain their husband and wife one day we were directly targeted by a vehicle-borne ied now while it wasn't uncommon for there to be a threat to coalition forces in general being directly targeted felt more personal for obvious reasons that was also the day that i found out about a royal air force guy back in holland who tried to get it on with my wife i found him on facebook and still feeling rather raw about someone trying to blow me up i messaged him if you go near my wife again i'll put glass in your throat the next time i see you the next day one of my bosses who's also royal air force messaged me on facebook to say the guy had been over to his office and basically tattled on me he gave me a friendly warning slash heads up that this guy could have gone to the military police and reported me i have no idea what would have happened but i acknowledged the warning and said it won't happen again luckily my boss had my back fast forward to when i got back from afghanistan a few days had passed and i was starting to settle into a new normal life again my wife brought up that an army sergeant major had tried to message her via facebook he told her that she was beautiful and he wanted her phone number she promptly blocked him i was pissed off to say the least but i understood why she kept that a secret until i was back on home soil the next day i went into our department and spoke to my other boss an army captain i told him what had happened and he said leave it with me he basically had a chat with the guy and nothing came of it i felt deflated and even more pissed off that was until our senior military officer came into our department he welcomed me back and asked how my tour was still pissed off i said it was good sir with the exception of sergeant major douchebag trying to get around on my wife he was understandably a little taken aback about an hour or so later he emailed me saying that he feels the need to do something official about this something i had forgotten was that this colonel and sergeant-major douchebag belong to the same regiment so having one of his own behave like this had clearly gripped him i told him the full story and i provided screenshots of what sergeant major douchebag had said to my wife for this to go official my wife had to provide a statement unfortunately my wife is very non-confrontational and she said that she didn't want this to continue i respected her wishes but i hatched a plan that would be three years in the making the timing is important i emailed the colonel and i said that my wife declined however i felt the need for some formal recognition so i asked that sergeant major douchebag write a letter of apology addressed to both my wife and i which is to be signed and dated this was granted and i received the letter two days later the letter said dear o.p and mrs op i'm writing this letter to you both to apologize for the torment and anxiety that you must have felt from the messages that you received from my facebook account to mrs op nobody should ever be in a situation where they worry about going to work because of who may come through the door especially so when they have the added stress of a partner being operationally deployed at the time this anguish that you must have felt at this time is immeasurable and for this i apologize to op being operationally deployed is stressful enough without the added stress and worry about family back home support from home and loved ones is what carries many people through tough times while on tour for any undue angst i caused i apologize i regret any hurt and anguish caused by this issue and apologize wholeheartedly and unreservedly to you both signed sergeant major douchebag and now i waited i saw out the rest of my time in holland moved back to the uk to my new base and waited some more almost three years after i received the apology letter i looked up sergeant major douchebag's wife on facebook i knew the whole time that we were out there that he was married his wife lived back in the uk and he has routinely tried to cheat on her i sent his wife the same screenshot that i had sent the colonel also before leaving holland i printed off the emails between my colonel and myself where i requested the apology letter i sent her pictures of that and then lastly i sent a picture of the apology letter signed and dated by her husband admitting what he had done once i saw that she had read it i blocked her blocked sergeant major douchebag and all of his friends who had been out in holland at the same time why three years you wonder i remember him saying before he turned into a douchebag and tried to get it on with my wife that he only had three years left to serve if my timing was correct he was months away from completing his 22 years and receiving a very nice pension if his wife decided to go ahead with divorce she would take half of that pension which would essentially screw him over for the rest of his life our next write of postage from sun don't play my grandpa was a successful businessman and in his mid-60s he decided he wanted to take a step back so he started selling off his businesses he sold his various businesses and spent the next few years traveling as he approached 70 he got bored so in addition to having a few new grandkids he needed a bigger house he sold the old home that he had bought after he got back from vietnam and he bought this massive house on this large piece of land the property also came with a massive steel barn i'm not sure if he ever told anyone about his plans but right after he got the property he dumped a ton of money into tools and equipment and converted his barn into a mechanic's dream some things that i remember him having he had a professional lift capable of lifting full-size trucks he had those professional oil catchers that you see at quick lubes he had a dedicated air compressor system that was designed to power all of his power tools he had a tire machine to mount new tires he had so much equipment his tool corner took up a massive corner of this already massive barn his plan was to fix cars especially for people in need he lived in a rural community and if he didn't have a car that was a big problem so he let everyone know at his local church that he was willing to work on their cars if they provided the parts he only took a few jobs a week he was doing this to enjoy himself and help those who needed it he would of course change the oil change the transmission fluid and make all kinds of various repairs my grandpa was a talented mechanic however he kept the amount of work limited he was also selective if you were in need he would want to fix your cars if you had the means to pay he would decline and ask you to go elsewhere one day the owner of the local car dealership came by and told my grandpa he had to stop fixing other people's cars because he wasn't properly licensed he didn't have proper insurance and it was hurting his business my grandpa explained that this is just his hobby he only does a few cars a week the owner told him that he needs to cut it out or he's gonna sue my grandpa out of business my grandpa said he laughed over this what business was this guy gonna sue him out of the owner walked out and a little while later my grandpa got served with a lawsuit he was being sued by the owner of the car dealership my grandpa thought he would take a trip down to the dealership to try to reason with the man my grandpa hoped that he could come to an understanding my grandpa spoke to the owner and basically explained that he only works on people's cars who are down on their luck the fact is the people whose cars he fixed probably couldn't afford to pay a professional dealership to fix the vehicle anyway also he only does a few cars a week and he's not all that interested in getting into a fight over his hobby but he's not gonna back down well they ended up in court by this point my grandpa had hired a lawyer who was able to get the city to approve a commercial garage on his property it helped that he lived on the outskirts of town and had six acres of property the court told my grandpa that his auto repair shop was operating illegally if my grandpa wants to continue he's gonna need to get a business license get the proper insurances and if he does that he'll be good to go now what do you think a man who has nothing but time and money in this situation is gonna do he's gonna get his business license and insurance of course which he did and that surprised no one but he went further he got a dedicated phone line run to his shop he hired a full-time mechanic he put up a professional sign and he set up a little waiting area with a water cooler what shocked everyone even more was that he ran a local tv ad saying that he was a pay what you can mechanic shop that ran on reservations only he put ads in the local paper saying the same thing yes folks that's right my grandpa isn't only a licensed legal auto repair business he has a certified mechanic on his payroll and he's running ads as for his prices they were quite simple you either bring the parts yourself and you pay the mechanic whatever you wanted or you had my grandpa source the parts and he would charge you the price of the parts and you would pay the mechanic whatever you want my grandpa started taking jobs and boy did that shop get busy it was impossible to beat grandpa's price my grandpa was essentially paying to fix your car for you my grandpa would spend his days with the mechanic that he hired working on cars he loved it the owner of the local car dealership was furious and he sued my grandpa again they went to court and the judge basically said that my grandpa owned a licensed insured auto repair business what he charges his customers for his services is completely up to him even if that means doing his work for free about a year or so later my grandpa gets a call from a lawyer who says that he's representing a potential buyer of the local car dealership however the buyer wants to speak to my grandpa my grandpa agreed and he sat down with a new potential buyer who expressed his concerns about buying the dealership service is a major profit center for a dealership and he's considering buying the local dealership however he doesn't want to buy the dealership if my grandpa is going to keep operating the way he is because it's impossible for a for-profit business to compete against someone selling their services for free my grandpa agreed there was no way someone looking to make a profitable business could ever compete against him so they came to an agreement the owner would buy the dealership and my grandpa would only work on a few cars a week maybe five or six he would only work on the cards of people who are down on their luck and probably too poor to be able to pay a professional dealership to fix their car any parts he needs he'll buy from the dealership and any work he declined he'd refer to the dealership the new owner of the dealership agreed to just let my grandpa be and he must hire his mechanic they shook hands and the local dealership was bought out and for the next nine years my grandpa would fix people's cars who were down on their luck and if he had to buy parts he would buy from the dealership and as for that mechanic my grandpa hired he ended up becoming the service manager and did quite well for himself as for my grandpa when he was 80 he had a heart attack in his shop luckily one of his grandkids was there and they got him to a hospital and he made a full recovery but his doctor told him that his body couldn't handle working in that garage anymore he ended up shutting down after that and for the next three years he looked out his kitchen window staring at the shop remembering all the fun he had in his garage he passed away at 83 surrounded by friends and family her next read a postage from midnight slayer when i was a naive 24 year old i met a charming smart wailder man we'll call him jake for this story his sister is dana and i'm gina jake was 42 recently divorced or so he told me and he had a kid that he would see on the weekends we met online through a poetry website where we both used to write he was very aloof and stern in his comments and not very popular on the website because he used to always come off like an arrogant prick but i really liked his poems regardless of his personality and that's how it all began i commented on one and he instantly pm'd back praising me on my writing and asking me if we could collaborate on a duet together i've already done that type of thing a thousand times with a few friends and people on the site that i respected so i said sure so long story short we met up on hotmail messenger this was nearly 11 years ago kids so no whatsapp although we did chat on facebook too this will become relevant later long story short we instantly connected he was funny handsome and really sweet underneath all his bravado also his dark sense of humor was right up my alley we spent months pulling all-nighters just talking and writing together not humble bragging but i was pretty popular on the site because i won a few awards so by association he became popular too people started reading jake's poems and commenting and obviously he got a huge ego boost from it but i digress our relationship became more serious after he confessed that he was falling for me and i was smitten so i went along with it we talked about my recent breakup and he assured me that he would never lie to me because his witch of an ex-wife cheated on him and he was devastated until he met me i was shocked to hear about how bad his ex was but i assured him that i was all in and i meant that one important detail about our turbulent romance is that he was in south america where he's from and i was still living in italy in my hometown so after two years of excuses for how tied up at work he was i decided to surprise him with a visit i bought my ticket and it was literally like a dream he picked me up we kissed hugged and he took me to his beach house which should have been my first red flag but i was dumb young and in love he said that it would be so much easier and fun for me to do touristy stuff on a beach port rather than staying in his suburb's house with no car he said that since i gave him such short notice that he didn't have the time or means to take time off which again was a blatant lie because he was one of the partners of the company but again i bought it and off i went on my own for almost the entire week that i was there he only spent one night with me and for the rest of the week he would just pick me up from wherever it was that i ended up wandering off to we would hang out for a few hours passionately hug and then he would just drop me off at his beach house i know what most of you are thinking come on op just get your head out of your butt and realize what a bunch of bs this is and believe me now that i'm writing this i realize how much of an idiot i was but it gets better the day before i have to go back to italy he took me to dinner with his six-year-old son and his sister i was super happy to meet his family and son but he caught me off guard when he introduced me as his friend from italy who was visiting on vacation his sister was super sweet albeit a bit awkward and his son was adorable we ate talked and off we went he picked me up first thing in the morning and dropped me off in the airport now that you got the full story i'll get to the good parts two days later and celibate jet lagged i got a very interesting email from his sister dana her email was short and very simple trop i know that you might think that i was weird and maybe a bit rude when we met but it was only because i was tricked by jake to join the dinner with this kid he never mentioned that you guys were dating but after i confronted jake he confessed and he begged not to tell anyone or his marriage would be ruined but you're such a sweet young girl and you don't deserve his deception jake is still married and still lives with his wife don't just take my word for it and then dana sent me pictures of his real facebook profile and surprise he has a perfect little family i thanked her and shut down my computer i was devastated i really thought that jake was a love of my life and i was seriously considering moving there i spent all night crying and drinking wine until i got myself the worst migraine but the heartbreak lasted about 12 hours at 4am i got up showered made a pot of fresh coffee and started planning my revenge i was hurt yes but also so angry that he not only deceived me but dragged his sister and his innocent child into his lie i was on the other side of the world so i didn't have the money to pay someone to kick his butt or egg his car but as my sicilian father would have said to me if someone slaps you don't turn the other cheek cut off their effing hand and so i did cue my sweet revenge i sat down at my desk turned on my computer and logged into his hotmail i didn't have his password but i knew him well enough to answer his three security questions one two three and bam i was in and oh my god this arrogant piece of filth was not only dating me but two other girls i quickly logged into his facebook too because he had everything linked so i quickly changed all of his passwords to i'm a prick and i discovered that his personal email was also connected to his work account i dug through his emails for two hours this idiot never erased anything so he had over 5 000 emails then i found something very interesting i found the girls that he was also seeing and their very hot email exchanges dick pics included so what did i do you guessed it i crafted a very lengthy and explicit email with picks and chat logs attached confessing to jake's wife posting as him obviously begging for forgiveness and declaring how much of an awful person i was and as proof of his willingness to change and transparency i was sending this email to his girlfriends too i said that i only did this because i was a closeted gay person and i thought that being a player would help me forget how much i really loved guys that i was sick of pretending and i hope that she could move on and maybe we could be friends but not only did i send the email to them i copied his entire list of contacts including the ceo the partners of the company where he worked his parents and of course his sister dana this email was perfection it had all the pictures and chats including the chats of myself that he ever exchanged with another woman i copied myself on the list obviously as a countermeasure and moved on to part two of my plan i changed all of his facebook account declaring i am so relieved that people finally know who i am i made the pride flag his new wall picture and his profile picture was a photoshop picture of two guys kissing i created five different accounts on gay websites with all of his info including his phone number and i started to chat with a bunch of guys until out of nowhere this guy sent me oh i mean he sent jake a message this guy tony was his old friend from university and he'd always been secretly lusting after him for years and although i felt bad for this later i set up a date one week after this massive internet blowout his friends and family angrily called jake all sorts of names and he got fired because his bosses didn't want the bad press so in an attempt to make amends with his family and friends jake planned a big barbecue for his birthday but i would have paid a full year salary just to see jake's face and the face of his guests when in the middle of their celebration tony appeared with a bottle of champagne and a bag full of lube and sex toys to celebrate privately as i asked him apparently he was crying because some psycho wanted to ruin his life i blocked him and forgot about everything until six months ago when out of the blue he sent me a message on instagram asking me why i disappeared and why i didn't support him when he was at his lowest points and oh boy the satisfaction i felt when i replied back sorry jake but i think everything you got was karma for all the lies you fed me good luck and oh by the way it was always me i then blocked him and sent my account to private jake did try to call a few mutual friends to try to get them to give him my number but they ignored him they also got the infamous email so yeah i got my revenge and it was worth every single hour i know i'm effin petty that was our slash pro revenge and if you like this 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Published: Fri Dec 24 2021