r/Pointlesslygendered | i be stimming! (in a masculine way)

at a store and saw this I guess mindfulness is gendered now manfulness it's mindfulness but for men oh look at that he's thinking about beer Burger golf beer Burger gallbladder surfing beer Burger gallbladder tennis racket guitar that's men gift cards preferred pronouns get a gift card for him or a gift card for her look at all the places that you can use it at why do we need a him and her gift card they're all for the same set of places or both of them are for the same set of places I should say your husband is probably gay if he does the dishes are you the same person that said they're gay if they cry at their wedding or are you a different person because fine you do them then what are you gonna expect me to help after calling me gay for helping as it turns out not even my autism is safe from being gendered what oh come the hell on with this definitely mail uh okay ah yes because only men can have big anime Smiles oh wait what boy girl uh I think you'll find that there are a lot of you know what you know what it's not worth going into it's just not worth it only men can be bisexual is that true bisexual key ring gay ornament time gemstone keychain gay jewelry for men I guess so the law is written so it shall be done now speed limit speed limit men 140 women 35 why is that also that better be in kilometers per hour because holy goddamn Christ what makes it a male backpack uh let's see the only backpack a man needs designed for work travel and all aspects of Life they couldn't think of anything else so they had to say oh and everything else also God damn where is this jet flying you could see it broke through the atmosphere dude and there's an eclipse good god oh it's a backpack that probably costs 200 and holds about half of what my cheaper backpack holds Bright's happy birthday packaged rap mail uh that's neither male nor really anything else that's paper because pens need gender now gift box pen Diamond aircraft men gift box pen Diamond aircraft women okay and the women only get one pen but the men get two that's no fair although I guess it's a steal because it's only a few extra is that is that Euros I you know what whatever just for a few extra bucks you get an extra pin ah yes finally a nail clipper for men is it just stronger what's the what's the difference here between this one and every other set of nail clippers that Walmart sells this silly perfume chart okay how to wear perfume the best place to apply the fragrances are those where the natural body heat slowly releases perfume ingredients okay um Keys body temperature hot warm medium so where do I put it do I put it in the hottest places like shoulder neck lower J yeah I'm gonna spray my cologne on my jaw or uh I don't know how to I really don't know what this is telling me I'll be real with you I'm not quite understanding in this case the Blowfish want safety for men who wants it Hootie the number one personal safety alarm for women attract attention whenever you feel unsafe with this gadget just pull the cap to emit an ultra bright strobe light and a siren sound as loud as a jet engine that's basically that little keychain from Beverly Hills Cop 3 that surge gives to Axel alright that's awesome ah yes the three genders graphic t-shirt that's the fourth one actually pets men's women's so what do they have in pets I have never seen someone post an iPhone and gender it men's iPhone 12 Barely Used maybe they're letting you know who owned it because someone doesn't want to buy that phone from you if you were a man pointlessly gendered mug ad beautiful magic mug for your daughter all right hold on a second what does it say on the mug because it looks like a heat color changing one I can't promise to be here for the rest of your life but I can promise to love you for the rest of mine love Dad okay gendered pools there's two pool entrances one for women and one for men these aren't bathrooms or changing rooms just a door that leads to the pool wait wait wait wait wait wait did these go through the locker rooms at all do these like enter into the locker room and then out to the pool after that because that would make a little more sense in my mind wouldn't it maybe maybe I'm the dumb one but if yeah these doors just go straight through to the pool that is very odd accessories make the gender it's cold today I think I'll wear my new ski suit all right is this the way to the post office little boy darn it all right that's a comic why the symbols why can't the guy have the key why does it have to be straight okay I love you Isla oh you know you know why you know what they're alluding to here it's easy it's easy I'm actually kidding you have no idea what they're alluding to here this doesn't make any goddamn sense at all the dowels do look really feminine to be fair lay DIY box um what does this come with oh oh oh okay words I can't read whatever these memes basically haha we cry at boring thing well I meant bad why are we so boring and bad men good wow I cry at the weird thing haha I am really [ __ ] sexist basically anything labeled for her is appropriate what is this hold on uh wow neat is that a piece of exercise equipment I I don't know what this is ah yes the two genders Abby and Road okay I don't get the assignment here at all why is woman Road why is men Abby okay I feel like this should belong here rooster Fighter um I guess dude I don't know desk for sale ladies only um why vintage mahogany ladies drop down desk with key I have two available I don't want one it says ladies fellas is it gay to get a rose tattoo can this be on a man do you guys think this is for girls only or men can rock this men are not allowed to like flowers that's gay the girly girl dryer for girls okay specifically for girls because those colors are not for boys and look they put a bow on the box not for real it's just in the photo but that means girl uh what what's going on with these bananas dude okay that's great translation for anyone who needs it don't leave lonely bananas don't separate us protect them from being wasted where does it say female banana it doesn't I think op was talking about the lips and stuff not sure pink laxative for those poor sensitive woman stomachs same active ingredient same dosage okay and oh right right right it's pink it's pink now I get it I get it if I ingested that I would die nothing better than having our federal government tell you that eating light Foods equals eating like a girl girl dinner the balanced way okay so they were trying to cash in on that little meme that happened for a couple of weeks but they did it in a really strange fashion screw you Amazon I'm a girl and I love dinosaurs you're not allowed dinosaurs are for boys you have to like um I don't know beauty college dress code lady black scrubs tops should have sleeves sufficient to cover the underarms men black scrubs tops should have sleeves sufficient to cover the underarms oh why did we need to break that down it's the same damn thing I haven't seen this kind of advert since 2005. could Gran Turismo be Barbie for boys I heard the movie was great but Barbie wasn't just for the ladies right wasn't it supposed to be a slap in the face for the worst men you know maybe wake them up a little bit I don't know dude I still haven't seen it let the females have their own set of cute tools there's nothing wrong with having tools that reflect your personality but this does look like a garbage tool set this looks terrible why does the hammer have a rigged face are you supposed to tenderize meat with it too yeah it just looks terrible man so pointless back to school fashion girl clothes boy clothes girl backpacks and boy backpacks well I know that at younger ages I I don't know Parents try to force their kid kids to fit very neatly into little areas you know be like me and do what I say so the be kind versus get outside makes me even more Furious than the colors silly woman large blankets are for men only blanket size chart let's see here small blanket for baby lap Keepsake not a throw size medium blanket for adults women boys girls kids teens happy medium for gifts large blanket for adults men couples cuddle blanket wedding gifts look the only thing I know of for sure is no matter how big the blanket she's gonna take it all from you I think it's just to use the extra slots have you ever ridden a horse why it why what does this tell you what does this information provide characters for the homosexuality what guy at Disney sir Stitch a small logic defying blue alien from outer [ __ ] space needs a heterosexual romance Disney CEO okay okay but we gotta know she's female do you understand she needs long antennae like long hair mascara smooth chest that sticks out a little more because we need to be reminded that she's still got teams even though she's a tiny goddamn alien should we make her pink sir Ricky you goddamn genius here are my keys go to my house and screw my wife what a Nifty little design thank goodness we know that she's a girl Men's Spa it's a regular Spa but it has Batman on it what well that's just kinda cool though wow not just Batman on it they got a whole poster there that's really interesting found at a grocery store all right what did we find we have a Lady speed stick and Speed Stick yeah well um which one's more expensive ah the man one I'm just gonna buy the lady one because they smell good and do the same goddamn job who cares finally we feel a part yay he's just like me no he's like me only man understands the appeal of a stick when in nature what what's with the sticks wife here I have a question for men my husband son and I were sitting at a bench outside a park eating lunch while there my son found this stick about two feet and my husband commented on how that's a nice stick pretty unremarkable to me after lunch he used our dog to distract me while my son snuck it into the car when we got home I found the stick in our car why bring it home it's just a stick I don't get it is there a thing with guys and sticks dude sticks amazing I think there is and I don't know why I don't think any of us can really explain it to anybody it feels very similar to going to the beach and the boys just start digging a hole it's one of those weird phenomenons and it fits squarely under boys will be boys you know that's what that term is for they have weird little obsessions that might be unique to that gender men's cigarette what one piece men's cigarette shaped flashlight oh it's not even an actual okay well that's interesting this comment on a sun screen oh boy only for ladies suitable feel like clear coat metallic paint once you will use other people can find something used on your face so ladies can durable okay I don't know what the hell you just said girls can't be superheroes superheroes only no villains or girls allowed that is the dumbest sign I've ever seen in my life school supplies girls boys it's because boys are stupid and don't know how to do education and they only bring short pencil while girls bring lots of pencil Eat Hot Chip and lie ah yes gendered Vengeance what I think everyone that has a pet and likes them could become a doom guy even females I sure would literally go through hell because of my hammy getting killed by demons I would tear the whole hell down because of it does this also fall under I am very badass also come on even females yikes dude ah yes the gender fluid oh the gender fluid hold on let's I'll zoom in here a little bit okay boy water girl water that is one of the dumbest products I've ever seen in my life I'm gonna refer to all my liquid excretions as the gender fluid please don't use the word excretions I get it it's a scientific word but there's something about it that's just weird why gender a fortune cookie all things come to him who Waits what that doesn't even sound right at all God this coloring book for boys coloring book for girls what's the difference um actually let's zoom in here it looks like we've got professions I see a pilot a football player an astronaut a fireman is I don't know what that is a doctor a chef and then for the girls we have I think that's a teacher oh wait is that a nurse not a doctor oh no that one's a nurse right doctor nurse ballerina because girls have to be dancer or singer because they can't they can't go to space or tennis player that's uh that's a specific one manly Bible girly Bible okay I have seen this sort of thing before the girls Bible and the men's bible the men's Bible is incredibly sexist and the Women's Bible I don't really know aren't there passages in the Bible telling women are not allowed to speak or something like that have they removed those from the women's Bible what is this are the cheap black hair bands you can get anywhere too feminine and Casual what hair ties for guys uh no this is just one of those excuses to gender something so that you can charge more money for it found this on a Town's Visitor Guide mankation wow golf uh that's sad if I had to play actual golf I would probably just stop I'd give up I'd lay down on the grass until I died I never thought this would be an issue with a game of intellect World Chess Federation bars transgender women from competing in women's events why why do well I think we've talked about this before why are we gendering king chess what is that saying man men's trail mix well what's in there gummy worms and protein powder pumpkin and sunflower seeds papaya just sugar almonds cranberry chocolate cocoa cocoa butter okay from a video on the latest MK1 trailer MK fan girl reptile is human now and he manually turns into a big lizard I'm in love MK Fanboy ashra and Havoc are back okay they gave a Ninja Turtle what what are you talking about Ninja Turtles the Next oh what is this an all new live-action Adventure starring the world's most radical superheroes I have never seen this one before Oh my god dude what at least they didn't give my liner and lipstick or put her in pink movie recommendations okay okay neat ah yes the two genders girl and dirt well that one does make the most sense out of everything we've seen today oh it's a German word so what I just said is absolutely wrong German word for men it's chocolate all right that's that's just great I'm I'm done for the day

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Length: 15min 42sec (942 seconds)

Published: Sun Sep 03 2023