Romancing Evil Characters in Baldur's Gate 3

You arrive in a new town, when suddenly... Help! Help! Won't somebody save our  town before it goes up in flames! If you act now you could put  out the fire before it spreads. What? It's so pretty when it burns! Okay... The fire is spreading! Won't  somebody sound the alarm?! The bell tower! If you can get  to it you can warn the townsfolk. I'm a little hung over. I'd appreciate  it if we didn't make any loud noises. Seriously?! The fire has spread to the orphanage! Won't somebody please save the Tabaxi orphans?! Surely, surely no one will object to you rescuing some cute helpless orphans. Oh for God's sake! I just don't like kids. They're always  touching things with their sticky hands. I mean some of them are probably yours though. I mean do whatever you want! But  I just won't let you romance me! What the f-- I never should have come to this stupid town! Good luck with the orphans! Won't somebody think of the children?! Finally after a long day of adventuring  you can relax and rest for the night. *Ahem!* Oh good, you're awake. We've been traveling together for quite some time and my approval rating of you is high enough, so I have one question: -Want to spend the night together? -Want to spend the night together? Evandra? What are you doing here? Same thing as you. I'm here to seduce them.  Them too? I was thinking we could hold hands.  You've done everything you could to seek  this companion's approval in the hope that they would grow to love you. but after all your time journeying together you've come to realize one thing: You're a horrible person! So is that definitely a no? Maybe there's time for a quickie before bed. What do you mean you want me to stay in camp? You knew the Bard would make a scene but it had to be done. Was last night not good enough for you?  -It was! -It wasn't.  Did I do something wrong? -You didn't! -He did. It's because I failed that role wasn't it? It was a hard roll. Anyone could have failed that. He failed it four times. With Advantage. Look, I've already slept with you through three separate playthroughs. I think it's time I try other companions. -Ready to go? -What? You're taking them? They couldn't even make an attack roll to save their lives, let alone yours! Why don't you just stay here at camp  with your nice comfy bed roll  and all the wine you can drink?  Yeah and you can hang out with your new friends! You want me to hang out with those people?  It's not you, it's me. It's absolutely him.  Don't worry, there's always next playthrough!  No! I-I can multiclass! I could be useful again! Just say the word and I can change! I can change! So this is the Evandra plushy from Makeship and I haven't seen it yet so let's have a look together.  What have we got in this little sack of opportunity? Which is what my parents called me.  She's so cute! Here's a little guy to keep you safe at night. What could keep you more warm than a tiny little me with everything to scale? I've got a big head. She's got the scar, she's got a sword. Drama! They even included my Makeship tag at the bottom. Does it come off? It does come off. Excellent. It's out of tune. Look at her tiny braid! So cute. They are only available for a limited  time for preee-order at Makeship. Make sure you pre-order or you will miss out. And you don't want to miss out. I've got this. "Preee-order." Yeah, keep that in. No, I hate it! Everyone is always so worried about these guy's approval rating but what about my approval rating? If you want to romance me, make sure to Like, Subscribe, Smash that Notification Bell, and join our Patreon. If you want to romance me you should smash... We'll just leave it there.

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Id: XKHjU8Ew9hU

Length: 4min 48sec (288 seconds)

Published: Wed Dec 20 2023