Roblox Is Shockingly Funny

guys today we're going to be playing Roblox I'm with schlatt Tommy and Harry and I have a massive list of Roblox games sh players off of map simulator what oh I'm about to get shot off the map that's not on my list I have a list of games we should play I'm getting close to the edge oh he got me off the edge of the map we're still not Roblox friends I can't join on you can you guys add me please ah got tasered is it really just what it says on the tin yeah you got to shoot players off the map seems hard Jack you're about to get shot off the map no no no don't do that don't do that don't do that I'm on fire why on fire you like my skin I'm going to shoot you off the map no no wait I I got a balloon attached to me don't shoot me off the map don't shoot me off map don't sh me off the show you off the map shot off the map I've got better games than getting shot off the map simulator I'm joining you what you got we're playing get Tycoon I feel look I'm in a recording with Tommy in it J schlat average Harry and jck manifold it feels like the perfect gang for this I've never been hey not me man I'm a good guy I may have already played this a bit by the way I already have 3,9 900 haters cinematics oh yeah there're cinematics oh wow Once Upon a Time what the [ __ ] there was a person who liked to spread controversy I hate D people I'm writing controversies I must save dad oh yeah they kidnapped your dad cuz they doxed you that's [ __ ] hey that's why we got to play this game and prepare that's fair e write controversy I've just written four controversial tweets I'm going to follow off who's got the gay pink house I have it why do you sound disappointed there's nothing wrong with being gay Tom not that I'm gay it's that I'm pink pink is a girl color would you say that that was a successful uh controversy Jack I'd say that's definitely cont I personally really actually like the color pink what why are you laughing why are you in my house oh my God wait Harry turn around what the [ __ ] is that on your chest I'm Albanian Tommy in it what makes you Albanian cuz I've got the Albanian Flack do you like my cap yeah it's my new character Albanian Tommy in it hey Albanian tommmy in it I'm going to beat you to death no no yeah I am hey Al and Tommy stop stop why is he whimpering what is happen house AJ SL Roblox this between me and Albanian Tommy in it you've pissed me off a lot you I just love Albania and I love making everything a thousand times funnier no only one of those is tomm and it makes Albania a th% funnier Tommy and it would never do that Tommy and it only makes England and America 1,00% funnier no I'm writing something terrible wait give me an example give me an example I publish this [ __ ] you're going to hear about it I'm writing a memoir full of my most controversial opinions yo I figured your operation would be a lot more more advanced than this well it will be it will be shown I don't know I just kind of figured you'd be better at being cancelled given oh [ __ ] you normal Tommy in it leave me alone D no no no don't go to the tunnel do I have to go through and never come back well you don't know I have the power of the Albanian eagle on my side Jesus Christ Albanian Tommy in it is a thousand times more powerful than English Tommy in I always knew Al come for let me hire guy to apologize for me for 300 Robux I'm going to apologize to you Alban Tommy look let me write some of controversies you don't you can't write on a typewriter like me why are there so many you're hiring friends to help write controversies for you oh that's what I have you for schlatt in my videos oh so it's like Cookie Clicker yeah look awesome you want to come to my house you want to come see what I got I got a whole operation okay man but hey when I unlock my third floor you're going to feel real jealous you have a third floor you I a second already I'm moving on to the third wow I hired a guy for 300 Robux where is he listen to me you li to me English Tommy in it lied to me no no I love Albania Albanian Tommy in it I ha my word what can I do for forgiveness for just an ounce of it say glory to Albania glory to Albania SC you do you do the SC as well SC SC SC all right you've convinced me oh welcome back Tom been converted what does that mean I'm Albanian Tommy in it too what do you mean you're also Albanian Tommy in it I've converted the Albanian eagle we need to go make Albanian J manifold Tommy figured out the funny mic 5 years after I did it and he thinks it's the [ __ ] most hilarious thing ever Jack you need to become ALB it's okay how was your age when I did my funny mic too you'll grow out of it I got a large crowd outside my house now oh make an apology video before they break in yeah you going to do an apology video before they break in you going to apologize go downstairs to the camera you're going to record an apology video I'll come help you okay no I'm good I'm good wait you record it what did you say what did you say I'm doing the toxic gossip train dude get the ukulele toxic gossip train I joined you for it to give you credibility oh thanks dude I'm supporting you man if you ever get canceled I'm here for you unless you were wrong make an apology video before they break in what oh Harry they've got you now you got the the mob of there you got to make the apology video I'm apologizing do you mean it though Harry do you mean it no I don't know I don't mean it be sincere boy you know what I'll be sincere about the fact that after nearly 3 years of being on YouTube still the majority of people watching this video aren't subscribed and frankly I just don't get it it's completely free and it means you never miss out on any videos you might enjoy in the future so what are you waiting for click subscribe right now and with that on with the video guys I have a great game for us to try what it Jack do we play hungry skid deadly company or seso last one Tom say the last one skidy this looks a little bit scary I'm not sure about this a new season has begun there's a [ __ ] battle pass in F this is [ __ ] absurd dude we got to get out of here my roox isn't booting it's just a picture of stupid Molly I'm hopping no sinko with five players join on me join on me I joined the other one I can't for [ __ ] sake welcome to gay Obby what the hell is I want to join the gay Obby [ __ ] I'm in here with some random [ __ ] she's saying something to me I don't like her I don't like that how do I join y's game I don't know Tommy you want to play Shoot players off the map simulator I hate shoot players off the mat simulator play lgbtq hang out with me okay why are my hands all [ __ ] up like that what the [ __ ] what's wrong with them no you're just like that what is the need of a security camera here to check the vents that's not normal animatronics might CL crime have you ever prayed Five Nights at Freddy's no I'm not a they climb through the vents it's not a loser game it's a sick game Harry let me tell you this there's this purple guy right called William Aton and he killed five children and he put them inside a Freddy Fazbear and that makes a Freddy Fazbear go and evil and he killed also his oh F we got to run we got to run we got to run we have to run we have to run we must surv Alo I died I died did you [ __ ] it's only 2: a.m. I didn't play Five Nights fredd growing up cuz I'm not a loser I played G of band Ban 2 though G of band Band 2 came out like last year where are you Tomy I'm over here I changed my skin I updated my skin no you're still the gorilla no I know oh what oh do you have hands for feet yeah someone just keeps saying LGBT it's bad Shut up man it's not bad I've got him don't worry I'll handle this one these people are weird that's horrible [ __ ] this guy this weird school guy die die IRL die IRL school man I'm just sending him a soft threat rude man okay Tommy said okay Tommy in it is this it do I just is this the game do I just run away from this [ __ ] jpeg he's there and so they're all there everyone else is dead can they get in the f i they can oh they can oh they can oh they definitely can oh no not not guess who I am har I'm joining straight really oh I just died upon pigy you actually [ __ ] die if you I'm on I'm on the straight team did you just we're on the LGBT questioning oh wait let's quiz oh I don't know any of these flags no no dude come on okay get ready where's the quiz here up the stairs one oh this one yeah let's go bisexual bisexual [ __ ] this one this one this one when's the Albanian flag coming out that's not a b flag you [ __ ] OT transgender let's go yes I'm a [ __ ] Ally where are you I can actually see you never mind walking all the way down there guys join on me oh Shrek you're on Shrek but it's written in Russian what on Earth is this don't turn around don't turn around Jack he's there Max [Music] Maxwell wait who are you looking at Tom I think you're looking at the wrong thing turn around 180° and whatever you ask in prayer you will receive if if you have faith talk to maxw and turn around when is mass mass times Monday through Friday 700 a.m. and 8 a.m. and 12 noon why are you humping me because you won't come with me to Maxwell come talk to Maxwell oh my God you're actually pissing me off talk to this Maxwell now who's Maxwell God Maxwell the exact same [ __ ] as Maxwell is that you oh my god Maxwell give me a prayer of good faith going forward in my [Music] life I'm being healed the Feast of heaven and earth oh my God that's too much incense Tom Tom he's a fraud it's just Jack manifold pretending to be a cat what know Maxwell You're Just Jack acting like a cat doing his Fame Jack cat play ask Ellena what you do not ask her about that ja where are you I'm in church Church of the Ascension Catholic parish mess is about to begin what are all these items what am I you holding holding that's Jesus the put him away okay Jesus wait wait schlat watch this what wait hold on let me just hold on two seconds look at this WOW every time you sit in a Pew you have to genuflect did you genuflect before youle look look watch me do it watch me do it [Music] dude do it you sucking my right now no no no no no you can't Su you can't do that you can't do that in church I'm smoking up in church how the [ __ ] do you yo yeah I'm hitting the blinker in church did we just set off the fire alarm what was that hey Tom hey Tom I fall Tom hey peace be with you [Music] man all right guys kneel with me wait oh you sucking mad [ __ ] is this on is this thing on can you stop sucking [ __ ] I'm about to give MK you can't suck stop sucking dick in church Jesus I'm leaving guys jack you need the church ropes I'm going to get some robes I'll back go shoot some robes no I'm going to shoot some rope man shoot some robes every sperm is sacred you can't waste any of it look at my priest garments it's got your face on it Tom are you looking hold I'm heading back up front hello begin welcome to church it is me Reverend Walter White Walter I've sinned what is your sin Char let's start with you it doesn't this is not how Mass works this is how my mass works this is my church [ __ ] no this is not your church you know what that's [ __ ] that's blasphemy that's blasphemy what what are you doing I'm out of here [ __ ] that guy I don't care about that guy you can swear in my church anyway I've married a man that's not sin I'm cool with that in my church no I just read the book the book doesn't say a problem Tom the movies are better I want to leave the church Jack I need to I I have a sin as well I'm done being religious you know what guys I got a great place for us to go my goodness this is genuinely a beautiful church that I just just join me do you have a amoretto no but I got I got oh fizzy beer that'll do me do you spike would you put something in this it's what puts the fizzy in the beer what's up you fat [ __ ] oh no way I'm drunk I think I'm drunk Harry I think I'm drunk Tom Tom Tom oh God I'm struggling to walk straight oh I can't join that I'm not 18 all right I guess I'll do my own thing hey hey what's up oh my God I passed out guys you got to help me up there's a really loud guy behind me I can barely hear him get me you Goose [ __ ] they got me now I'm I can walk I'm going walk man let's go for the better room what do you mean the better room where are we oh my God there's a club wa I want to dance yeah we need to dance oh hell yeah oh I'm getting down with a goose thank you rubbles thank you let me drink some of this oh oh I love Albania bank account Heisenberg oh yeah it's Meen Heisenberg you have a blue crystal man I don't have that [ __ ] on me in the ball man I don't keep that on me hey come with me come with me to the bathrooms come with me to the bathrooms why is there a frame picture of ice SP on the wall come me come with me in here come with me in here come with me in here look I was keeping it quiet in there cuz I didn't are you puking I'm good wow look I I was going to tell you about look I I I do have that [ __ ] on me but I just didn't want to tell them in there I'm willing to to give you a little bit you got who the [ __ ] get out of here get out of here get out of here I'm not doing anything with a goose get out of here we are not doing nothing with a goose who's [ __ ] a goose who's [ __ ] a goose I need a drink come here I'm going to do a performance for you you're just like an angel are you saying creep your skin makes me cry I'm I'm a wi hi NOA come in here dance with me I have a girlfriend IRL so I guess I'm not sure if this is right to dance with you I just want this I no no okay let's keep space for God one sec oh stay here though slap yeah I'm dancing with this girl in a club but I told her that I have a girlfriend IRL so we left some space for God so we're both separately break dancing in this far that's great what should I say to her now expecting that I don't know man I I don't think you should keep talking to her if you got a girlfriend okay I'll report back hey you seem so nice but my friend says I shouldn't keep talking to you if I cuz I have a girlfriend that's okay whatever makes you happy well right now you're making me happy I'm having a lovely time dancing oh God we're danc shout I'm dancing together oh no oh no dance together oh my no here's Amy hey Amy hey Amy hello I know this is wrong but it feels so right dude here comes Jack and Harry oh there we are thank you boys I was starting to lose myself in the moment guys what the [ __ ] ising what is I didn't think you could join hey schlatt I didn't think you could join what the [ __ ] told you couldn't join welcome y I'm leaving this this is wrong I think I might have just cheated no comment dude that's that was [ __ ] up that you were even in there why why why did you say I think I'm going to tell your girlfriend no don't I think I'm going to tell herat you need to send Roblox in your ID man I'm not [ __ ] giving them my ID you have to why why would I so you could play 17 plus games and get I don't want I don't so you can dance to people Tommy you cheated right there no no I didn't you did cheat on your girlfriend in Ro on your girlfriend I promise I didn't we really need to play this I've been too excited about this you got to join me Sip and drive what the yes we can drink and drive wait I don't know if I can join I'm getting shot why am I being sh why is this guy [ __ ] shoting me wait that guy's shooting us how do you get a drink I need a drink so I can drive go go I can't join I'm not 17 you have to send in your ID I'm not sending in my [ __ ] ID to Roblox not even play drink just drink in real life and drive I got more than enough alcohol right here and I got five [ __ ] cars why do you need five how do I make a drink [ __ ] you guys you don't even know it's like I'm not even over the legal limit yet hold on go drink I'm drinking oh I've got a beer I forgot I got a beer I'm drinking you don't even know what it's like being me well I'm not even in the I'm not even in the legal limit oh [ __ ] I'm playing Minecraft all hold I'm dangerously drunk now this drunk driving shit's hard you never said how hard it was pretty easy for me once you do it enough I'm still an amateur man oh [ __ ] I got a crash that you is that you yeah I got a crash did we get a crash wait we should exchange Insurance let's yeah come on let's get out exchange Insurance okay uh my insurance is [ __ ] you [ __ ] you piece of [ __ ] I'm coming off I'm driving away you can't catch me I'm getting away from you I just ran down a pedestrian oh my God I just killed two pedestrians and I earned money for that for some reason just like real life oh my God blood comes out of them D I'm trying to kill this pedestrian but it keeps getting up what a great experiment drink driving is fun onto the next game election simulator it's legitimately great I'm going to be Democrat I'm going to be Democrat I'm Democrat I'm Democrat put me in oh my God I get to pick a I get to pick a VI you're my vice president okay okay great great great Tom you're my viice you're my VI liberal Vice Tom you're my vice you're my vice oh man the Republicans going to have a field day with this one baby what are our policies what are our policies more guns CH we have to get rid of school that's how we run over this crowd know the audience healthare more expensive hello vote for me get rid of school I am blue get rid of girls I will sell the blue get rid of bad people I am breaking bad at 50% guys give everyone lots of money nice cars nice babes you're losing the crowd you're losing the crowd dude you're cooked this this is 0% you finished with 0% oh it's the independent my name is King Ohio I love chicken I love Ohio what a strong owner why didn't we have that why don't we coordinate Tom you just talking over me spamming [ __ ] I'm [ __ ] bab and win this [ __ ] election they had no idea what they were doing Harry we got this in the bag he said Jesus comes back Jesus comes back why do we [ __ ] think that back all right here we go here we go it's going to be tough but we can pull this off that's it that's it that's it what do you mean that's it how is that winning [Music] V oh no if you win it it t a gorilla said it tense good hopefully the Democrats winon we got this we got this no what come on L fingent Jesus Jesus comes back one to be fair that is strong that is a wrong promise awesome that is awesome my all right schlap you're my vice let's do it baby what are our policies schlap what do the people want to hear they want Kool-Aid in the water fountains at school no homework no homework school school is 5 minutes school is 5 minutes rep with amen we will Kill Bill Clinton and all we will Kill Bill Clinton Jesus come you can't just do Jesus comes back man all right Tommy let's go let's go 5 minutes long School 5 minutes cool Aid in in Water Co a in water fountains at school how are you guys winning okay what else what else what else that's right uh uh okay I'll go Rogue trust me Sake if you accept Jesus that was great could have that without my advice I yes yes yes let's go my friend is the president Tom pardon me please give me a pardon run again yes let's just see how many terms we can stay on for so what are our new policies now Jesus comes back we need some more about homework Jesus does your homework for you Jesus will do your homework yeah yeah infinite girls no no no they they're too young to like girls I don't think they like girls yet no more homework they're steal in our platform 50% already hello everyone what hell is he on 100% we made the USA greater ow wrong better military okay SL we're really going to have to amp up trust me I'm going to really go ham now okay okay you got it you got this where are you slap where am I where did I go oh no Vice buddy you took me off the ballot I didn't I didn't you took me off the ballot infinite candy for everyone invite candy I just can't support this anymore I just can't support this anymore no homework come on can I bring it home with no homework please please please please please please please please please please yeah no he got a second term it's where am I I'm buying a third term that's not allowed dude I'm just the constant Republic in VP I love this Jesus does your homework you got 50% yeah you got oh who the [ __ ] is this blue guy let me say something about him is's a fraud he's frankly awful I'll keep it short and sweet read my lips no new taxes no Texas we're going to have no Texas he is bad I am Walter White you know what to vote for no I'm voting I'm voting Republican I was the only voter average Harry I thank you the table let's go I'm running for a second term actually Joe Biden oh my it's actually Joe [ __ ] wait we might we might lose this [ __ ] he can't he can't do that he's lying I'm ending democracy I think you may have lost all I've got a good I've got something good happening it's Albanian Obama good on you Alban Obama thank you vote for robu let me say this sleepy B where are you he thinks he's going to end democracy our great nation is built on Democracy what is he going to do stop it forever he can't do it three Robux for all that's my thing and um no taxes either Joe's gone he died he died before the election that's right yes I've been the vice president for six terms in a row baby I'm retiring I don't like being in office anymore I I have something that I know you're going to love this is something you genuinely are going to love what this is not Roblox this is actually Roblox this is die scum bro this is Roblox this is Roblox how I don't know I don't know how they do this but they did it look at this I've just been like [ __ ] around with this like big buff guy in the engine and you can just like [ __ ] rot about you're [ __ ] a big buff C are you just making Roblox levels while we play the best game on Roblox this has just been nice for me you get come on Pi that up I need to kill Jade oh [ __ ] fine all right fine f going [ __ ] me all right guys look you want to see something else that's pretty impressive in Roblox no all right fine I have something I have something that absolutely isn't join on me really we have to get animatronic PS out of Michael's body get in the car get in with sit with me oh here we go it's time to go into Josh Hutchinson what there's been a great blockage on the way into Josh Hutchinson I hope they're having fun because this is [ __ ] no no no no he's here sh he's here what do you mean he's here wait did you walk up the track here it's not Josh he he seriously join on me okay all right I'm coming does you mean he's here you know who no yes oh my God wait I know get in get in quick Tom I'm in I'm in I'm in go go go he's going into Josh Richerson no he's down there he's down there he's there he is there he is you what the [ __ ] axio I'm with him I'm in a [ __ ] car with him we're going so quick hello Mr how have you been oh there I go I have been good what you been up to I just play Roblox axio do you want to ride in how are your legs recently very good gorilla sure Walter yes we're going on the ride we're going on the ride [ __ ] you guys me and axi are going on the ride right let's go I don't think you know what that song means it's all an allegory for [ __ ] what [ __ ] oh great dude you're doing crazy Donuts though what the God axio I'm having so much fun with you how do you control the car like that I'm not it's just happening and I'm so happy about it me too Walter we are the best of friends I'm so glad I met you the guy from the presidential debate is here as well the liberal we got to try this we got to actually try to get to the end of this we got it we're doing fine yes we got it no what the [ __ ] we're not going to ever make it to Jos huton at this rate Tom Jack I've one V1 this guy in Minecraft how did you find me L manber guy wait lambur guy do you know lambur guy I know of lambur guy yes is sure so [Music] Al hexio don't do it you have so much to live for Alpha energy fills the room pushes the mug my kdr increases it was me to be I'm going to do I know it happen you know how to join him glory for Glory for Glory for [Music] Glory [Music]

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Id: -W5XbAI8t7U

Length: 26min 30sec (1590 seconds)

Published: Wed Jan 24 2024