Roblox games that were made for literal babies

you know today I came to the realization that there are actual little babies playing roblox like not like one day old they don't just get on the phone and start playing like I'm extra spitty today all right let me give you a scenario of like what I'm talking about okay so say this is like a baby okay like like like a baby as like a toddler like two to three years old just stupid brainless at this point the brains not big like mine I got a big brain so baby she's like the mother is just so fed up with it after just it's been two years and the thing will stop crying so basically they're metaphorically [Music] and so it's like metaphorically she's doing that to her she's basically saying to the little girl alright you can go on the phone you can play roblox here take the take the phone so basically she says all right whoa disgusting rat take the phone go play some go play some roblox so this is the child is like oh I'm gonna play on the phone and what is that little baby like the watch likes to watch ryan toy reviews so the mother who just regrets having this child types in ryan toy review once you get ryan toy review games check this out what the mohammad if you are the real brand i know your mom and dad is in jail what happened so if you don't know who Ryan toy reviews is it's uh this this kid he's like he's probably like seven years old and he's probably made like prey I'd say like fifty to hundred million dollars already throughout his lifetime obviously it goes to his parents his parents will probably give hopefully all of it to him when he's like through the ages of 18 to however actually definitely well over a hundred million dollars you have probably seen their stuff in Walmart this kid is richer and more successful than pretty much all of us combined will be oh yeah look like I said it's like two - it's like one years old - probably four years olds watching him so naturally one years old the four years olds who come to his games and I swear it's so obvious when you see them play play look at his name I want to inflict pain on them but I can't i bought this i played this earlier and I bought this knife and it won't let me stab them see you got the type of people who I love these guys this guy's a massive those a big boy was this by Ryan egg 420 Robo give me Ryan combo a egg it doesn't do anything I will send you to depths of darn this is therapeutic to me to just watch them suffer maybe if you matched your arms correctly maybe I'd be treating you better awesome man I'm living the life right now he left the critter of the game is here I'd like to know why I bought the Ryan egg in the combo egg and they do nothing like me game um that egg give but by noob I don't think we're on the same page here Nick boo newb this is what you've done to me I need roebucks you rich now or die you know what I want to die at this point I said do not move you didn't say that well I'm being robbed by the person who made this little baby game do you want to die sometimes well right now you don't depression scare so follow me okay hi I died do you really want me to buy this stuff I'll buy this die hey the tables have turned she's not spawning back in leave you can do this I believe in you oh my god it's so much preparation went into that fur please don't leave dude we with this this could be the most motivating story anyone's ever seen yep earlier today I saw someone who didn't know how to jump and they just kept walking off the edge time after time this girl is one step above that person that I saw how do you expect to make it past eight more important for manga u2's plushies coming out the 22nd so like two days from when this video is baby the link will be in the description on where to buy it they will become purchasable on the 22nd and so on oh look I'm selling something as I'm making fun of somebody this is perfect man I'm really living the life right now and also the farmer flamingo Cletus guy will also be available to figure you could these three new items I just knocked them over these three new items will be available this one's massive by the way this one's like something you sleep with you know just like snuggled well why is she here dude I'm gonna I'm gonna end your life I'm gonna do it imagine this is like wow this is technically ryan toy reviews causing harm to these people she's gonna grow up with self-esteem and self-confidence issues because of this game because the guy just watching her fail over and over again look at this this is my dream life this is a life of all she's gonna get her mother's credit card and buy the product skip stage for 50 500 bucks maybe I should fake fall off to make her feel better about herself look you get the magic carpet if you get all the way over here and a knife see it's a literal 1 year old playing this game [Music] you get it there you go now go do it again this is what I will be remembered for all right there she is she's finally spawn back in she cannot believe what just happened to her here you know there's other games on roblox y'all you don't have to only play Ryan toy reviews oh I love like I can see her progressing right now oh hey I'll just I'll just give her a gun there just just start shooting people all right what other games are made purely just for babies paw patrols for babies right paw patrol big update big one I really really like to imagine that these two guys are just fighting over the love of their lives this purple girl [Music] hey I'm the dognapper I merely run well I kill animals I'm going to prison for killing dogs interact with me idiots they've admin commands here dude operative huh I know what I'm gonna do I think I'm gonna make my own Ryan toy reviews game and it just start slaughtering everybody who dares enter my domain alright I made a paw patrol game and I have 40,000 robots to advertise it alright so basically what happens is uh you know you got all these paw patrol things I'm gonna be a rubble I'm really living it up now that's from paw Patrol that's from paw Patrol and all these guys are from paw Patrol know who else is from paw patrol what's this what's this big ol bill this chase from star Patrol who just we just murders you alright 20,000 roebucks for phone users another 20 thousands of robots for tablet users alright I'm guessing nobody will want to be a Zuma or maybe rocky Rocky's name of my dog wait I don't want to be Zuma yeah nobody's gonna want to be rubble who cares about rubble they actually put rubble down in the in the show is really really sad whoa God some noobs in here who here loves paw Patrol right paw Patrol friends die die really here release the dogs release the dogs hahahaha yes their favorite cartoon characters slaughtering them and their misery paw patrol sucks hey paw patrol tend not to get murdered hey which one of you loves paw Patrol who here loves paw patrol go pro that what they always drive it off the cliff or they all dumb the three P's of life paw patrol party and driving an automobile off a cliff and suffering a violent death come on paw patrol Ian's let's go release the Kraken the hi ah ha ha ha every single one of you who they don't want to die for their do it's just part of life man you guys love pop is your hole hole hole see I'm gonna I'm gonna make someone regret going on their phone today and clicking this look look at him go look chase from paw patrol chase breed stop who loves paw patrol here Oh your dress says Ryder it's so unfortunate that Ryder is gonna have to put his dog chase down after what's about to happen this is what you gonna do the dogs that bite guys no one go away no one loves paw patrol all right well you deserve this and I don't feel bad died you dare to file my order peasant wire brighter then realized he needed things from Chase to the vet this is all his fault who loves paw Patrol now I do guys hope this is kind of sad chase huh how come you did that I I made a bunch more of them well guys I'm gonna just leave this game up except I'm gonna just make it so you have no choice but to die - uh chase i'ma just edit this game and imma imma just do that usually I close these games down but this one Oh what is this creature why do you make your character that come on man I wonder what hid their shock is like just the initial site of Aundre to them just chasing after them like I said guys all three of these going up on sale link in the description or this Friday May May 22nd

Channel: Flamingo

Views: 7,076,831

Rating: 4.924562 out of 5

Keywords: ROBLOX, Roblox Flamingo, Flamingo, Roblox albert, Roblox troll, Roblox funny, Roblox funny moments, Flamingo funny

Id: DdWFFgpHYS8

Length: 10min 55sec (655 seconds)

Published: Tue May 19 2020