Roblox Cart Ride INTO JEFFY!

Patrick where are you hi SpongeBob Patrick have you ever heard what my lifelong dream was what's your lifelong dream okay I'll give you a hint it combines my favorite thing in the world when we play Roblox obbies and riding a cart and also Jeffy can I look up to find out uh yeah look up look up look at him look at him there he is oh my God we're going to four into Jeffy via this Roblox cart that is awful and look at how long it takes just to get there SpongeBob oh my God you think we're going to make it I don't know I hope so come on get in the carart oh my God I think once you you do pop out his neck I think if you make it into his mouth yeah that's awful well let's get going we have a long way to go we do have a long way to go come on let's go let's do it yay wao look how fast they're going why how did did he get it off the track like that how is he making it move in a circle I don't know do I have to slow it down or no I don't know I think normal speed is the best speed to go can I go faster than normal speed you can but there's a chance you'll turn out like the guy that just fell off right in front of you oh no I'm I'm just going to click it oh go faster I can't he's in my way now we're going to look like a train at this rate get out of here let's let's say mean things to get him out of here hold on what if we go away SpongeBob can you reach his we don't like you can you make him go way faster that can I click his own can I click his car yeah yeah you can is if you can reach it oh I cannot oh oh god what the heck was that what what the heck I made him fall off the track loser you made me fall off the track I Didn't Do It SpongeBob it wasn't me yes you did no you know what's terrible Patrick what how many people are in this SpongeBob go as fast as possible oh no not anymore he's going to be a problem SpongeBob he is going to be a problem maybe we should go together yeah but I'm going to stop his track I'm going to catch up with them I'm going to stop or make him go really fast and troll him okay sounds good to me we have a long way up I don't need any bozos like him screwing me over Franklin the Turtle over here oh I fell Franklin the Turtle what yeah he's so slow I love Franklin the turtle that was a good show when I was growing up yeah it was great it was indeed oh God this guy's like falling off the track get off get off you're not going to make it anyway might as well restart now are you in front of them or behind them if you jump up it'll reset your cart I don't want to jump up I want this guy off I'm coming SpongeBob hold on I'm not moving for some reason there I go come on I got to get oh my God but I didn't do anything I didn't do anything oh SpongeBob oh you became that one girl you're going You're about to fall off the m but why I how did I do that though I didn't do anything oh I'm going to ran over I was going at a very slow speed and everything oh God hold on I'm going troll that guy I'm going to kill him oh God I have bad a you I'm I'm after him SpongeBob for blood good take him out Patrick take him out I will I'm on the track so I'm just running for him how fast can I make this thing go go go go faster faster faster oh I'm catching up Bob oh that's that's not good uh-oh uhoh Patrick help me Patrick I'm going crazy right now I'm going all over the place of circles oh oh I see I see you SpongeBob I see you down there I'm going to get sick oh I see you SpongeBob I'm coming I'm about I'm about to mess him up SpongeBob get him Patrick get I'm on their jail I'm on their jail I'm coming you say story of undertale I'm undertale SpongeBob oh oh that was crazy I'm speeding him up yay I messed him up SpongeBob Yay good job pck J probably so mad all right I'm going to get out of here before he can come get me wait slow down ah hurry up Patrick cut me off over here cut me off over here just slow down a little it'll be okay I can't yes you can he's coming up my ass though it's okay he can't get past you SpongeBob if I swow down he could oh don't worry I'll I'll catch up I'll get my own cart and I'll go fast and I'll mess him up again I'm coming okay I think I'm going at a speed that there's no way I should ever be able to fall off on hit him Patrick hit him Jam him oh I'm going I'm going okay uhoh there he goes oh no no no P you're going to knock me off no we can go you made it all right Patrick you control how fast we go cuz I trust you more I'm stopping him bye loser how did you stop him I clicked this green button how come you were able to do it but I wasn't able to do it you got to be a certain distance away from him they don't even know how to play it look at them they're stuck he's he's just like why won't it [Applause] go okay um no no God how are we already off the track how is this happening Patrick we haven't even made it to the level of jeffy's shoes yet oh look how fast they're going SpongeBob oh they slowed down oh good God oh they jumped out and they messed up Patrick I want to get eaten by Jeffy so bad yeah I do too oh crap Patrick hopefully we can realign on the tracks you're supposed to know what to do here I don't know what to do oh no I know exactly what to do do you yeah we're going to take over that one guy's cart that's coming up oh not a bad idea actually yeah you stay there okay you'll be the roadblock for them please be careful don't fall off oh they're about to fall off too oh full speed oh man hi guys well now you can jump now they're messed up oh well let's wait for someone else to come up right behind us well yeah let's yeah let's just wait for the next car I'm going to get a head start SpongeBob Magic don't worry I'll catch up and I'll have a good car for us oh my God the cart's moving the C's moving this guy's car is moving are you sitting inside of it yeah no no what happened he sent it on a header down oh don't worry oh I'm coming Patrick I'm coming I'm coming get in oh God I stopped it don't worry oh thank God you stopped it there was no way in hell I going to able to catch up with you otherwise okay I'm going to make it go slow this is probably a safe speed I don't know for sure I can't imagine us falling off with the speed it's so slow if anyone catches up to us and runs behind us I'm just going to stop their cart and slow them down too sounds good they can't push us off right I don't know depends on how fast they're going SpongeBob and they're going faster than us they certainly are they're catching up hopefully they'll fall off right there oh here goes one of them oh my God that was so this game is boring but that's funny as hell hell to see oh the other girls about to fall off too oh boy oh God I'm going to stop her SpongeBob oh she's getting really close Pat she's getting close she's getting close oh she's going slow now I can't reach her she has to go a little faster maybe I can reach her I got her oh good job yay oh God she's coming a full speed SpongeBob she's coming at full speed I think I can get her I think I can get her I think I can get her oh yeah good job W uhoh she's coming again big trolls oh God this is terrifying oh good job good good let's see if I if next time she gets close I'm going to stop her and see if I can turn up her speed a lot I want to turn down her speed a lot oh she stopped herself that time I got her oh you got her yeah I'm stopping her speed I'm slowing her down I'm trying to slow her down too oh now she just completely stopped oh look at the guy behind her oh someone's going to hit her off come on come on hit her off hit her off they're both like like so shaky on the track well he's going to be a problem okay well at least if one of them gets off we'll be fine for a good while cuz I don't think anyone's going to able to catch up to us at this rate if we can yeah they're both like half on the track as long as we're kind of ahead of we don't have to worry I think you found the magic speed though Patrick we are knock on wood okay yeah knock on wood oh oh that hurt ouch oh man she's getting really close she's getting really close oh she's going to fall off she's going to fall oh oh my god look how fast he's going oh man oh man oh man how is she's still alive hey I think we're up to jeffy's feet which is pretty good oh good that's the farthest we've made it so far at some point she's going to go around a corner and stopped completely I'm waiting for oh she just got completely flipped and it messed up the other guy too oh sweet sweet sweet molasses oh no that is so unfortunate look how much there is ahead of us look look W he just TKO that guy WWE wrestled and she's the one's still alive how did she alive still this is crazy oh that guy has to be fuming right now he has to be so mad if I made it that far and I got knocked off like that I so would be too yeah Patrick look how much farther we have to go this is insane oh she's staying on the track the mess up other people I love that good on her for being a troll too good for her yeah she's being a real good Trooper because we need to get ahead of these Speedy gonzales's Patrick I'm really sorry where my hand is right now I know you didn't expect for me to stuff my hand through your back and out your stomach it feels weird I'm sorry I'm like cressing your thigh especially when I move my fingers like this woo I'm going to like wiggle my fingers tickle nuts oh I can't say that I don't think you can say that you can say that I'm going to tickle your insides though first is this family friendly uh it's family friendly enough yeah with the sponge you're going to clean out my insides exactly that's all if you want your insides cleaned out comment down below if you want me to clean your Insight be sure to like comment and subscribe if you want I don't know the Flying Dutchman to put a curse on you to live for 7 days comment down below I want to live for only seven more days yeah that means I could waste all my money away and do fun things for the seven days that would be the best way out absolutely and then I can run up my credit card so that when I die my parents have to inherit my credit well I actually have you heard that uh the Hawaii situation where they thought there was going to be a nuke that landed on them and everyone was like preparing to die and that we're spending time with family friends and it was actually more enjoyable than living the rest of their life of course it is and when you're when you you know when you don't have to go to work or you just putting everything that matters first well yeah you're you're spending your time wisely and doing what matters most with family friends you know spending the best amount of time with L when did this happen it was a while ago I think I'll have to search it up real quick okay cuz like depending on how long ago it is that's kind of shocking that happened and they just didn't evacuate all of Hawaii I can't imagine that many people live in Hawaii Alexa how many people live in a Hawaii who uh apparently 2022 no it was 2018 there was a lot of people in Hawaii that were actors oh my God there's 1.46 million people in Hawaii wow that well I heard there's a lot of uh police around too there's like cops around every corner I don't know is Hawaii a dangerous place I don't think so but I heard how dirty it is who look look I can see her over there look look look over there look over there you can see the chick is still on the cart why is she still there is she like go this drink out of her sippy cup and she's done playing the game she's just like I'm going to be a I don't know but we're we're doing a good job is Hawaii dirty I've never heard that I heard it's pretty dirty at The Shores At some Shores huh interesting but I never been there so I don't know for sure you know get it # fun Hawaii facts with Patrick yeah bombing Hawaii funny moments 2018 2022 in 2028 there's going to be a bombing on Dakota South Dakota you're going to say no you should just say Dakota and then let everyone else figure out which one it is well I already said South Dakota North Dakota will get a a portion of it you know bombed but uh it it's only a small portion 2028 mark my words are are you threatening people is this a bomb threat yeah it is what the hell yeah God damn it to you SpongeBob nothing nothing look how close we're getting to Jeffy we're so we're we're so going to get there we're so to get there yeah yeah um my bomb my bomb threats were were fiction I must say no there're a haha funny moment we actually didn't start the fire it was only it was always burning since the world was turning yeah I'm going to I'm going to bomb South Dakota in Roblox yeah in Roblox cuz Harry trumar Day red China Johnny Ray South Pacific Walter winter Joo magio w say all that so it gets pushed out to a lot more audience Joe McCarthy Richard Nixon stud Baker television Joe McCarthy Marilyn M row bombing South Dakota in a minecart in Jeffy 3:00 a.m. Minecart ride V that really describes this whole video doesn't it yeah and I can put all those words in the description that you said and that I said yeah and it's not even false advertising how are we being entertaining I I don't know this is how are I I really thought we were going to struggle on on this map but now I just really want to sing We Didn't Start the Fire cuz well apparently we got we went from harassing other people that are trying to play on this game to bomb threats on South Dakota so they're really downgraded I love harassing people in Roblox it really is amazing isn't it yeah in Roblox yes in in Roblox Harry chimar Day red China Johnny R South Pacific water wind I have Pentagon documents in Minecraft in little bookshelves in a library on a downloaded map so Catch Me If You Can Patrick you sound like you're like cousins with like Osama Osama B balling Osama B balling my cousin's awesome the way you said that yeah my cousin's awesome there's a short there's a short for you I guess there's there's a short y Patrick is osama's cousin Mar not clickbait not clickbait in Roblox I can't wait to be investigated next week oh it'll be a funny moment that'll just be another video for you the FBI agent comes to my door haha LOL man sorry that was just a hash funny moment oh we were talking about in Roblox on the map in Roblox you should have listened more carefully when we said in Roblox it was cut out but there was still a portion of it left in on accident it was cut out maybe if you grew a few lounds you would know what we were talking about if you grew a few lounds what is that me yeah only question an odd thing to say you wouldn't know unless he grew through a few pounds uh-huh yeah because your eard drums would be enlarged and you would be hearing it better why would all the fat go to your ears and just cuz you have bigger ears doesn't mean you could hear better I don't even have ears oh how do you hear me what I said how do you hear me clear clear me clear you huh Nanny MC what Nanny MC hey we're at jeffy's diaper we're getting there I'm going Li the ward off her nose Li the ward off her oh my God yeah I'm going to make I'm going make her like puss o ooze and she's going to fly away on her umbrella if you made it this far in the video comment Nanny MC's wart puss in the comments oh yeah oh Nanny MC Nanny MC fetus Nanny MC Frolic in the field nny MC fetus wart puss funny moments on Roblox # funny moments with the boys oh we're almost at pecker diaper level pecker diaper level yeah we're getting there SpongeBob I think we're the farthest yet I don't see anyone over at Victory it would be a real shame if I were to just click the space bar which I won't do that would Patrick if you ruin this that would ruin the whole video it would I would actually end my life if you ruined it we made it this far yeah then you would have to pay for a Magic Carpet we're making Ace edit all of this footage there ain't no way I'm not making it to the end yeah just to fly up to the end yeah I would do it I would I would do it if I would do it I have no other way to do it like I I don't make God I I I can't even the masculine urge now your life is on the line because you know I have the power at my fingertips I'm I'm I'm sweating about this yeah don't worry I won't do it I'll keep my my middle finger away from the space bar real quick please keep that away we are so close we're making it to the end we're actually like really close nowoh I can see the ending there's a big trophy up there wa I see it and and like the little color things where you can fly you know that or one of the ones where it paints your character I'm going to threaten your bloodline in Roblox threaten don't threaten my bloodline in Roblox Patrick I just want to drive into jeffy's mouth we're so close I'm going to text your mom on Facebook and say I'm going to buy her lawn mower offer marketpl what does that even mean yes I can see the entire rest of the cart track we have to go we're so close that I can see everything all in one shot look how far we've come we the kingdom come now we're pecker level oh we' seen our kingdom come the guy named Kingdom this is my kingdom come this is my kingdom come when my kingdom comes when my kingdom comes this is my kingdom comes when your days are cold and all the cards are F and the Saints we see are all made of gold when your dreams all fail and the ones we ha put up and the blood runs still I want to hide the truth I I want to shelter you but with the Beast inside put up an orchestra version of that song so we don't get copyrighted a stks yeah a stks you're G put up an 8 bit version if you have to put up an orca on the screen no matter what we breathe we still are made of greed a big old Orca PNG right there this is my kingdom come this is my kingdom come this is my Orca my Orca why do you have an orca yeah Ace popped it up on screen a little bit ago oh Ace I didn't know you put up the work when were you going to tell me I told him to do it thanks Ace you're a real g in a half he you want to know something SpongeBob what you know the the Museum of Sex we went to yes you know that the little little purple titty we have yeah I have it right next to me I'm playing with it right now near my keyboard it would be a real shame if it landed on it I'm just flipping it now I'm squeezing it cuz I'm stressed oh yeah now you're stressing me out you stressing me out man you stressing me out don't stress me out man are are you not are you not confident in me SpongeBob no I'm not I'm not I'm really not we're so close it'll be a real shame because look how close we are we are so close Patrick don't screw this up for me should I start clicking ke want anything soad in my life I'm going to start clicking random Keys no no don't do anything fatrick don't you might accidentally speed us up you don't know what if I just increase it by one no no don't do anything we have gotten the perfect speed this entire time we are so close to the end once we get up here we only have like Patrick sorry oh un stop it there you go what if it just falls off out of nowhere Patrick don't make me think these terrible things what if I Patrick I didn't mean to click that I didn't mean to click that you almost died bro you almost died my God this must have been your cart oh it is my oh my God oh my God my my hands are off the keyboard I'm sorry yeah that's right you better be sorry you jerk oh my God you're so close and you're going to screw this all up I want to go in jeffy's mouth so I can hear him go what you doing gny right in my ears but my my my space bar is like textured SpongeBob it looks like metal and it was really good the Press no no it's not but it felt so good I want to do it again this is a bad habit no no no no no more touchy watches but look SpongeBob I'm going to send you an image of my space bar and how clickable it looks I don't need to see an image of your space bar oh it's so clickable oh gosh it's just a space bar it's not just a space bar it's a textured space bar okay I'll admit it looks fun to press but I still don't have any urge to I'm touching it really lightly it feel feel so nice Patrick be careful I'm rubbing it SpongeBob like a like the I don't want to lose you I don't want to lose you look how close we are we're up to jeffy's like shoulders now yeah we're up to his shirt up the top of his F oh my God there's someone like actually like semi close to us look oh I see them where did they come from they're going pretty fast yeah they are they must know this how to play this game really well cuz they have no other good thing to do with their lives I hope they catch up so we can mess them up oh yeah they would be so mad they'd be so mad wait they might mess us up we might be able to make it in time though before they catch up guess we'll find out I think we will we are so close fall out Patrick look how close we if I I'm going to be honest I don't want them to fall actually I do want them to fall I'm just trying to put myself in their shoes cuz it's like I know how badly I'd hate myself if I fell there but look we're at the final stretch we're at the home stretch I don't get I don't care they're not from the Bikini Bottom I'm RAC just against anyone who's not in the Bikini Bottom ah that makes sense I mean it's a woman oh no is it that woman no it's a different one she has headphones on with black hair oh well maybe she's hotter then I can't see her too well Patrick look there's Jeffy hi Jeffy hi Jeffy hi me your sponge Mom how are you going how are you going he said hi to me how are you doing what doing he's a special Little Critter um they're catching up SpongeBob what doing Mr Patrick they're like really hi Jeffy yeah oh God yeah they are right Jeffy can you not eat that person I I think he I think we might actually make it though they yeah really catching up but that big spiral that's right there is going to take a lot of time I kind of want to jump out now and then mess them up and then I'll walk the the rest of the way I want to say it's worth it but I don't know if it is I don't well I'll go I'll finish the game and then I'll get the checkpoint and and then I'll come over and I'll mess him up okay yeah that makes sense I'm sure there's a checkpoint up there somewhere I have no idea you want to stop the cart here uh no I'm not trying to risk it SpongeBob yeah I don't want to risk it we're literally right here look we're one Turn Away We Are One turn away from the happiest moment of my life being bored by Jeffy oh well now that I forgot that I was getting bored and I'm actually really upset I'm pretty sure this is the happiest moment of your entire life wow I can't even see people down there they can't even see when people get inside jeffy's mouth yeah they're so far away hey m p mom you want to come inside my mouth yeah I want to come inside your mouth out of context is crazy out of context is wild comment that down below if you yeah oh this is the greatest image I've ever seen oh God ew look at the look at his ugly face as we get closer and closer this is the greatest shot I've ever taken in any Roblox game ever yay we're gonna touch his tongue we did it we did it we made it this is not what the inside of a human body looks like no it's not I knew I saw a giant JY oh my God we're going to make it we're going to make it no FR don't do it we did it we did it we didn't even get a badge for that where's the badge can we block their path hold on watch this SpongeBob oh my God wait you have to click it it doesn't go under you it doesn't go under me what the hell this is so hard to control help SpongeBob I'm stuck help there you go Patrick now you're actually stuck I I cannot move at all when do they disappear I I don't think they do dude what's going on oh I got out hold on why won't these disappear speed normal speed this is awful yeah all that work and I can't even go screw people over yeah Patrick uh-oh oh my god Patrick Yeah Patrick what look at me look I'm stuck inside one of these things oh I see you just keep on spamming it SpongeBob it'll be okay Patrick I think if I spam it one more time I'm going to fall out the bottom no you'll you'll come out the top no I I came up they're here SpongeBob they're here a oh hey I made it I think I can't get up though I got you SpongeBob what is this I'm lagging I I'm having such a hard time here this is awful I'm ready to end the video look at awesome head there are anyway thanks for watching and next time we will probably hopefully be more familyfriendly I don't know SpongBob you're stuck in the ground I had a really hard time this time where even are you you got to look at my character before we end the video oh got uh you're you're drifting out of the map SpongeBob no oh Jesus Christ no are you going to spawn up here are you going to spawn up here oh God please spawn me up there please spawn me up there please spawn me up there oh my God a no that is really unfortunate well but if you like today's video like comment subscribe leave a comment and yeah that's about it and if you want to see us do this again please keep your opinion to yourself yeah the the swings are even broken it's like the copy and paste they did for this map it's just completely broken they had one job it's so bad it's so bad they literally had made this horrible track and they only focus on making people's lives horrible yeah it's awful well guys thanks for watching bye bye

Channel: Here's SpongeBob

Views: 13,997

Keywords: christmas, halloween

Id: P8gPpQWs3VY

Length: 27min 43sec (1663 seconds)

Published: Sat Mar 02 2024