ROASTING POKIMANE IN MINECRAFT

this is either gonna go really really well or really really really bad chat really bad we're just waiting on pokeyman I mean she's a little slow I tried to I was helping to install shaders this morning god she's just the worst hand she is just the worst she's so slow she can figure it out she was like give it a zip file I was like pokeyman come on like yes it's a zip I am NOT throwing shade at pokeyman I'm just saying she took [ __ ] forever to set up her shaders it was like a 30-minute back-and-forth I was like oh my god like it's not that complicated she was like if they're gonna give me a virus I was like nope okey minutes it's not gonna you're fine it's gonna be fine my friend got a virus of Tizen Tizen fits just said you're slow like literally slow or like brain slow she knows you guys told her what do you do what did you do check o chat it's gonna be your job you guys have to help me like if I'm [ __ ] haha you need to tell me this is gonna be the worst oh my god I thought that was him but it was the cow excuse me you thought that was the cow what what kind of how could you possibly even mistake that um the the cow oh no my OBS exploded hopefully if she does this for a living chat this is absolutely embarrassing what is even going on with her stream right now what is she up to I'm unit what what is she doing pokey man is absolutely just babbling right now it's unbelievable we're gonna have to help her out I think we're gonna have to really hold her hand through this whole experience oh hi hello are you ready I did not I did nothing of the kind I was just giving you a friendly pat on the back for getting in the game I yeah like well that was more of a pat on the face but that also works your character looks so cool thanks yeah it's uh I didn't make it some twelve-year-old on the skin website made it I'd like to formally apologize for saying sounded like a cow or a llama it was nothing against you just it made it like kind of a human sound you know what I mean it's gonna take me a while to get over it but I think we're on the path demanding things pokey min it's gonna be absolutely fine I need you to take credit for setting up these shaders because I know I mean I almost got a virus either way but if you hadn't linked me stuff then I definitely would have gotten a virus yeah I mean I was telling my dad it just how long it took you to install them like oh my god the process it was an absolutely do you know what hardcore minecraft means pokey man do you know what that means it means if you die once we're dead and we lose the whole world but we can restart it back there's the world yeah so like what's gonna happen is if we die at any point in the stream we basically will just start fresh on the new world so you have to be extremely careful or you're gonna ruin everything okay do you think are you good at Minecraft pokey main I've heard you're really good I mean I'm glad that the rumors are so accurate I'm really counting on you being good I myself am somewhat of a remember to not be racist really you've got this I just received a bonus look buddy I just received a donation telling me to remember not to be racist I am going to make sure to remember not to be racist don't worry it's it's nothing it's just like you know you have my videos they can be a little racy sometimes but I don't worry I'm on Twitch now you know you should thank me I made the server a la based server so I'm gonna have high ping but I did that just for you know so there you go that's really nice thank you I know I'm kind of the best yeah we're gonna have to make sure we stick together here because if we don't it's gonna get real bad and you're definitely gonna die and die I'm gonna die you you're gonna die all right there's absolutely no way that I'm dying first okay if we die the whole world goes kaboom nope so it's it will pay to be very very careful pokeyman the Sun is already setting this is a complete disaster I'm going to make you some stone tools would it be inappropriate to call this like I can't even say it call a wat pokey man I like to go where are you going call it what what are you trying to call this like you know like a hardcore with pokey and Fitz like did you know that's disgusting that is absolutely disgusting I can't believe in with a hardcore sucker with someone who's that vulgar that is disappointing alright it's night time like stop saying stuff I'm gonna make you a star pic and we're gonna we're literally just gonna stand here all night because if we go out there we will die a hundred percent is this how the first night usually goes I thought you make a bed and stuff I mean we don't have any supplies for a bed we could try find some sheep but I mean it's old radio I could make us a campfire you would you like would you like a campfire uh yeah go nuts that sounds really good do you die if you stand on it I know when you find out sulfate oh no you're taking damage Oh Jesus actually how many hearts are you on I'm just missing one and a half okay all right it's fine what's down touching the fire what do you think is gonna happen when you stand on flames okay we need a plan ahead the first thing we need to do tomorrow is get some food and to do that we're gonna have to murder some cows or perhaps some sheep or perhaps some pigs or perhaps some chickens you okay with that vegetarian I knew you were gonna say that I'm absolutely SMA gene right now like this is not a vegetarian server we are not s mhm my s mhm this is not a vegetarian server this is not we I I mean you could try it you can grow some wheat if you want but I'm gonna be munching on steak all right that's just how excuse me I beg your pardon why is so inappropriate God you are so inappropriate if anything your content is far more inappropriate than mine I'll have you know that I have a real wholesome side that is real nice all right you you are like the reverse of me you act bull wholesome but really like you're [ __ ] disgusting you know I can't I can see it right now all right just keep my kind of it's kind of gonna be an interesting one it's kind of it's kind of gonna be a very interesting day today I'm cooking some iron cooking yep I don't think that's the proper term um I don't think you know what you're talking about here have a sword that's gonna keep you somewhat safe hopefully and it's also gonna be the thing that you use to murder innocent cows tomorrow I have to do it you have to I'm not gonna stand around and wait for like wheat to grow so you can be a vegetarian do you know how bad bread is for you it's the worst I we're not doing the right thing someone donate and they said and they say that Avengers was the biggest crossover of the century oh I was kind of worried your chat was gonna think I'm like a YouTube Normie and then they wouldn't like me very much I some of them might still think that Simon is you know can I get a couple pet pages and the jet boys can I get a couple of perhaps we get a twitch prime boy oh look the Sun is rising come out it's a new day I do the deed oh Jesus well you know how it does that thing where it goes like yeah believe it or not that actually means it's wide enough to explode so you know it's like a flashing yeah yeah when it's flashing you really are just I'm not good at this game oh [ __ ] oh man I'm actually taking some hits here but yeah the mobs are still out wait did you hit me just nom no are you absolutely certain that you did not just hit me yeah okay absolutely just destroyed Carson Street all right now murder him oh my god literally no remorse oh my god you monster oh I'm dying I have no choice should I wait to heat it up yes you should not eat that raw I can't believe your character doesn't even have a face yet I can tell when it looks at me you're gonna be getting a lot of those looks tonight rest assured chow down if you keep talking [ __ ] you might accidentally be hit with some other mods I didn't get 5 million subscribers on YouTube but not talking [ __ ] [ __ ] you man okay this is how it goes I've never had someone weird this water is beautiful these are great shaders Wow I know hey do you think I can like go underwater and kill the fishes I think you can't do that you can also make fishing rods don't kill the dolphin though he'll [ __ ] you up oh look oh you're actually doing it oh wow this is actually this is actually kind of do not poke you made you kill the dolphin I told you explicitly not to kill the dolphin yes I did I was like look at that dolphin don't kill him and what do you do immediately you murder the dolphin you're sick do you have any more coal yeah all right put the coal and all your fish in there and then old some cows alright I'm gonna go kill those cows hey that's cow don't kill it that is not funny that is I told you we gotta kill the cow you killed the don't try and make your dolphin thing the same as my cow thing alright that's not what this it's not the same thing I think there's a chance were on an island here we might have to build a boat and go exploring I'm sorry what you know what a boat is know what's a boat alright it's this crazy thing made out of okay I know what a boat is I've never built a boat and gone anywhere in Minecraft though alright well allow me to introduce you it's your approach to my book all right don't go through fasting crash alright are you ready to embark on a absolute voyage wait wait wait wait wait can I can i you know you need to settle down you can press shift to go faster by the way if you want to you know stop eating my dust Oh all right relax so that wasn't the main land area I think that was just a little island sometimes well I looked around using my eyes and then I made a judgment call based on that where did you get those yes dude we're so insane I keep losing you because you're so slow where'd you go you've been calling me so the last 30 minutes and I can't tell whether you mean like slow like physically or slow mentally or both I think the fact that you can't figure it out speaks volumes this way I mean it's a tough debate wait that was really embarrassing what's up just I cannot stop innovating I honestly can lock that him at pokeyman okay well let's stop a couple more trees if we're lucky we can find some sheep and then we can make a bit okay we lost her home yeah we did lose our home it was really more of an Airbnb though when you think about it like we were to stand and my chat is just on some kind of mood today they are just absolutely my chat is pretty chill it's good what's yours like right now well they're basically just spamming obscenities and emotes I guess that's I mean this is my first stream with the non-mormon emotes so I guess that makes I think Carson is madam playing with you I uh I didn't want to say anything poking me but I think he's absolutely seething I think he's really mad I'm imagining him stood in the middle of his room fists punched by his side right in the face he's just Arthur mean he's double Festina he's right on the face like a beat what does it mean I actually don't feel like you're you know kind of jump into loot conclusions who said loot I think you're being lewd by thinking it's loot [Music] anyway let's find some sheep huh when you're drinking two alcoholic drinks at once yeah that's what it means that's exactly what it means so horse who is the load one now huh did you ever go to UM like University or College pokeyman yeah I did two years nice did you ever do a thing where like you sellotape like alcohol to both your hands and then like you have to finish the entire bottle before you can undo it no I wasn't degenerate let's find some sheep and let's find let's keep looking this is uh this is really not going wrong chatting Jesus I didn't not expect it arose me back that's hard this is I am what's the fire here that is lava try not to fall in why is there fire over there what you know how lava is hot yeah you know how like like it's got little sparks coming up sometimes it catches fire like the Amazon the Sun is setting poking me we gotta hide again we did not find enough we did not find a wolf or a house do not cry on stream alright I'm just raising awareness through jokes it's not looking good get out of my way poke I'm trying to dig nice oh my god the best home the best the Airbnb is just keep getting better and better you know all honesty I ship I'm not really scared I think I'll just go out there do all right I'll see you later I'll find sheep for us to make beds ok that's a pig ok you really like changed your mind on murdering animals huh you have just done a complete 180 on your life be honest can I be honest as to why why I got like actually hungry IRL keep mining around we'll tell me what to do you were just absolute attitude on this illness because I'm afraid of breaking my pickaxe well you can always build a new one you know I have no stone I mean look at we're literally surrounded by stone how long have you been streaming for now pokey man how long like how many years yeah 17 what yeah ever since those five just iro streaming at preschool yeah saying cosmos stream people set crayons in my vo box Wow even just feeding all right great you have any advice for me being pretty new to twitch the thing is you don't really count as a new streamer from being honest because you already have an existing fan base also be honest you're just a fake you you are just the worst zombie outside do not go out there I'm not scared I'll kill it you know what it's okay yeah that's big that's what I was thinking don't knock me off the edge can I even do that yeah wow you're really playing I know I took a I'm holding crouch if you hold crouch on the edge then you there's no chance you can fall off unless you know oh my god I can hit you off yeah but don't ideally do that cuz uh that will hurt my feelings and my minecraft character which one more minecraft character feeling I don't want to say Wow good morning good morning I'm so sorry I have many sheep so many oh nice oh great wait wait wait no don't kill this one this one's cute he looks the exact same as the other ones pokiman well do you have any wheat because that's how you like get them to follow you right yeah no no in that case I am gonna kill him okay no he's different I have wheat I have week what's his name then his name is Newton dude haha rats the mudan it's kind of [ __ ] up that you just killed moons entire family and then you're like I want to keep him like that's not he's not gonna like you for that alright mudan we'll be back later probably if not rip your parents this one's nice see you you only killed the ugly chickens no no no no it's not about oh yeah I did it was nice he's not even that nice he probably is filled with salmonella Simon Ella like like [ __ ] like Simon famous sides from x-factor American Idol yeah you never heard of Simon Allen I haven't well needless to say that cow was absolutely full of it alright [ __ ] I [ __ ] up chat I mispronounced the word how you say it again Salmonella salmon salmon salmon Ella like salmon it's not it's not salmon is it there's no way at Salmonella you're just as wrong as I am yep okay Salmonella Salmonella Salman I'm I'm so confused I don't know what's real anymore I feel like on this spectrum of being right and wrong there's just a lot more wrong than I'm than I am you know you know what sounds good right now like a stopping talking sounds perfect okay well we're doing pretty well now I think how many things are wall did you say you have great well I've got two so that's enough for two beds means we can finally sleep which you know to be honest judging by like the amount of arguments we're having I think we both needed nice you can tell by the nostrils of this one isn't a nice line you should never judge a book by it's character I mean I don't worry I'm from New Zealand we say things different [Music]

Channel: Also Fitz

Views: 4,711,603

Keywords: Pokimane, Fitz, minecraft, hardcore, survival, funny, moments, livestream, highlights, second, channel, comedy, try, not, to, laugh, challenge, react, reaction, satire, roasting, roasted, flirting, embarrassing, also fitz, stream, callmecarson

Id: SZ_UJqxSUCU

Length: 21min 12sec (1272 seconds)

Published: Sun Sep 01 2019