r/NoahGetTheBoat - CLEAN MY EYES, THANKS

disclaimer for helping with my geometry homework i will grant both of you one wish what are you gonna i wish you a taste bud in this [ __ ] it is done well good evening lottie's losses and lassos welcome to the click i am back baby oh yeah it feels good to be back i just started regaining my sanity after my channel being gone and now it's back and i'm just diving right back into that sweet noah i do hope you all enjoy it and by the way remember to check out the podcast me and one topic are doing link in description oh heck yeah also check out sad milk a big collaboration i'm doing with a bunch of youtubers um i i have friends believe it or not let's do this trapezy artist with diarrhea shits on 23 people chocolate rain roberta diarrhea chocolate rain hey everybody let's catch the raindrops on our tongues yay bride uses her dad's ashes in her nails to fulfill his promise of walking her down the aisle he gonna be there when you grab that d oh yeah that's cool yeah it was like creepy enough to begin with but you had you had to take it to the peepee it always ends at the peepee that's yup the blue whale ejaculates 40 gallons of sperm while mating only 10 enters the female and you always wondered why the sea tasted salty piano music stops well that's perfect now i can mark this video as a as educational i make dildos out of insect penises artist joey holder spends 4 years 3d printing human scale dildos of tiny insect penis templates so we spoke to her about it oh [ __ ] here we go again why why would you do that what could have possibly possibly made you come to the conclusion that oh this is a good business idea imma make instinct penises find a manga plot better than this i will wait manga volume one a boy's penis turns into a girl once another boy at schools discovers this he reveals that his penis too is a girl the penises then have your all right cool i i don't want to watch that i'm gonna go out and get my cup of tea for for mental comfort i'll be back i did not see that for like a week we have bad news apparently tarantulas can swim and create new world that's cool one topic at a time actually owns a tarantula um so i'm gonna i'm gonna share this picture with him real quick he's probably asleep right now but then he can wake up to this sweet sweet sweet sweet picture hippity horrocks i desire some clorox yeah clean out your eyeballs good sir miami stripper arrested for squirting vaginal fluids at police officers in self-defense what is this she's not a squid [Music] huge parasitic face huggers latch onto bats faces in mozambique it finally arrived yes oh skinnies that's what it's called bigh shedded on my car it's shat um big shattered on my car so i had to not on this little nebra to show him who's boss enormous hawk wasp carries off huntsman spider for feast in australia oh yes there's always big fish excuse me sir but are you a furry absolutely freaking not oh well i was just in the neighborhood looking for people to role-play with and i thought you would have been down but stretches while showing massive freak it's fine i guess missing out fam let's take a bath on each other it's gonna be so electric daddy not now son daddy not now son dad not now son son rough levels of hell limbo lust gluttony greed anger heresy violence fraud treachery i was given in marriage when i was 10. all these story time videos that are coming up on youtube is like so weird it's like yeah that's not that's that i don't want to think of you know you know cute cute women and kitties are are good um separately it's kind of like strawberry ice cream and ketchup i like both but i don't really put ketchup on strawberry ice cream and this this falls under the very similar category what do you want for christmas peppa i want to help poor hungry families in the philippines mom christmas day merry christmas [Laughter] just get that thick buttocks down to those those porky kids well you could say that they literally ate his ass yeah harder daddy not a cell phone inside just people living in the moment as they as they typically do i see nothing nothing out of the ordinary witness picture let's use vine whip oh that's not how i remember pokemon from when i was a kid i had to do a cover a posix three i'm random at times too good sorry i appear to have gotten a hairball stuck in my mouth so this is what birds would look like with arms there is a really handsome boy i want to have babies with too bad he's my son extremely cursed image a dick to birthday you know i think how this picture started out is that the family just wanted to hire a big like clown fluffy teddy bear kind of deal and the sun is named dick in this context it just looks very bad um no this is not how you make a good birthday princess i have come for thee there is no princess in this castle but dragon you are my princess okay that went wholesome um to to not so wholesome and in just one one single one single comic comic box x and y in the alphabet x and y and math x and y and minecraft x and y and genetics look at that thomas looking hella thick when people say thanos is bad because he wanted to eliminate everyone and begin all over again noah show him who's boss hey guys did you know that in terms of male human and female pokemon breeding vaporeon is the most compatible pokemon for humans not only are they in the field egg group which is mostly i'm not reading this i'm not reading this garbage you're not gonna destroy pokemon for me y'all already destroyed willy wonka's chocolate factory you destroyed so many things in my channel i won't let you touch the pokemon pokemon of mine wife stabs husband with squirrel they dug too deep and too greedily yeah you can stab that squirrel right up into the chocolate factory if you know what i mean the restroom requires a sacrifice yeah flush that baby right down the toilet don't worry so yeah it's not gay if a girl is stuffing you in the ass no no she's uh got a point orca pound seal 80 feet into the air freaking obliterated me tiger's gotta bounce if he wants to taste that honey please receive christ how to do it but the legs body legs cracked on thought the boy you like his girlfriend his brother his ex his dad you i see what you did there i don't like it no it says you place the waste oh god no we have now reached the end of the video squad fam and i can already feel my mental health that was starting to recover during the down time my channel it's starting to deteriorate again um i'm i'm worried about the the the future uh anyway i do hope you like this video please hit like and subscribe and our stuff check out the new podcast all those things and have a wonderful day night time [Music] you

Channel: The Click

Views: 773,303

Rating: 4.9539313 out of 5

Keywords: satire, reddit, meme, memes, subreddit, rareinsults

Id: bHNkIOyXCeA

Length: 8min 20sec (500 seconds)

Published: Sat Jan 11 2020