r/Maliciouscompliance Steal My Lunch? Lose $ THOUSANDS $

Welcome to our malicious compliance where a lunch Thief loses thousands of dollars our next Reddit post is from my needed tiny llama I worked for an orthopedic surgeon who constantly ate people's lunches and would leave ten dollars on the fridge he really loved leftover home-cooked meals I don't get lunches off I have to work to keep paying your salary so you can go buy another lunch he would say I hated him so much but I got paid a lot he was fresh out of his internship in residency and he thought that he was above everyone else we complained to the office manager she went to the doctor and said that we were all pissed about it the doctor told her to just deal with it he said that if he decided to eat one of our lunches we could have the office manager just order us something this was amazing there were two people besides me who had family and kids so we always brought leftovers whenever he ate my food I ordered from the most expensive steak place in town appetizers 22 ounce steak three sides a salad and dessert I'd eat the salad and bring the rest home and of course there was always plenty of leftovers to take to work the next day the rest of the staff was doing the same thing ordering whole chickens four to five different Chinese dishes spending hundreds of dollars to replace stolen meatloaf sandwiches and day old soups and spaghetti the office manager went along with it after all the doctor did say that we could order whatever we wanted if he took our lunch this went on for two months until [ __ ] doctor caught on from then on he had the office manager order him lunch I did miss trading off a cold pork chop and Spanish rice for prime rib with all the Fixins I have to wonder if this was less about the doctor liking the food or about the convenience or the speed and it was simply him doing a power trip it was him stealing your food because he was the boss and he could and you're just a pathetic little nothing nurse or administrator so who cares about what you want well you made him care about what you want because he was paying for it our next Reddit post is from neat warthog I work at a department store that routinely has percent off coupons for additional discounts we also offer a 10 senior discount every day but the rule is only one percentage off can be applied to your purchase enter Karen into my checkout line she has a 40 off coupon and lots of items to be purchased after scanning her cards I scanned her 40 off coupon she tells me that she's a senior which is obvious and she wants her 10 off also I tell her that only one percentage can be applied of course she wants a manager the manager shows up next to me and tells her the same rule she becomes irate and demands her senior discounts the manager tells her again that only one discount can be applied but she's insisting on getting her senior discounts so the manager reaches over me and applies the 10 senior discount the Karen gets this I won smirk on her face then the manager removes the 40 off discount from the transaction and the lady just about loses her mind where's my 40 discount the manager said you insisted on getting your 10 senior discount so I gave it to you she backtracked pretty quickly and said that she wants the 40 instead of the senior discount I really wish she hadn't noticed and only got the senior discounts I love this top comment from Urban Yeti sorry that coupon's already been scanned we can't apply it again our next Reddit post is from Augustus B McPhee this story happened about 15 years ago when I was and still am working with people with disabilities in a community home it's a great job for those who like it but a terrible one for those who don't meaning that any staff you meet are either very new or long-term like my myself as a consequence the turnover rate of staff is high and replacement staff are slow to be hired meaning you often find shifts not covered straight away this is an industry we're simply not having a shift filled is not an option especially where I work in a house with a single day staff and a single night staff there are some strict rules regarding hours you can work these rules are intended to avoid burnout but mostly they're used to keep a rain on overtime which in our industry is a plus 70 raise over your hourly rate for the first three hours and plus a hundred percent for any time over that it's also worth noting that the people we work with are vulnerable meaning they can't be left unsupervised so long story short you literally can't go home until your replacement arrives so back in the early 2000s we were having problems locating staff lots of people were working overtime and we had lots of fresh faces is appearing and then disappearing the house I worked in wasn't particularly difficult we had four adults with intellectual disability but there was no support by which I mean the worker there had to fend for themselves there was no supervisor in the next building but they were miles and miles away I would frequently have to stay behind for like half an hour to an hour waiting for sap to come replace me I was less than happy with the way that it was handled each time I had to call the office to remind them that the night staff hadn't arrived to which I'd get the reply we're still looking how late can you stay the obvious answer was until I'm replaced but what I often said was I prefer not to stay after the end of my shift but that doesn't seem to matter now so I'll stay here until someone comes each time a new face arrived I'd give them all the information they needed for the shift introduced them and walk them through their duties which would take like 20 to 30 minutes the point is I couldn't just jump ship the the second that new staff arrived to replace me this was someone's home so this story happened on one particular weekend my schedule had me working 12 hour days Friday Saturday and Sunday come Friday night my replacement didn't arrive I waited I sent a text message to the supervisor after 15 minutes then called after 30. I left a message and when they eventually called back I could tell that they hadn't found a replacement I told them that I'd stay until they did by that point one hour had passed since the end of my shift 10 pm come 11 pm they call and say they simply can't find a replacement they offer me a deal and say that if I stay and do the night shift I can take the next shift off it's pretty even so you won't miss out they said then they changed their tone and said it's not really a request you have no other option treat this as a direct order I reminded them that this was a passive house meaning I got half the hourly rate from midnight but you could sleep in the bid provided so actually I'd be taking a pay cut they didn't know what else they could do so I made a suggestion I'd stay and do the night shift but I wasn't going to give up my next shift I was gonna do that one as well they agreed because that meant that they wouldn't have to find a replacement for me for the next morning shift that was however an even better deal for me it took a few emails over the weekend with my union to sort out the particulars but this is what happens once I couldn't leave my work site I was on overtime because this overtime was mandatory not voluntary it remained in place until I went home because I didn't agree to drop my following day shift my overtime continued until I ended on Saturday nights so after working for 36 hours straight I worked for the equivalent of 60 hours straight I was the first person to as they say pull this stunt and word got around that if you didn't get replaced then you were actually the person who was in a position of power it didn't take long until the department put a little more effort into training and employing extra staff so something like that never happened again not to me at least our next Reddit post is from deleted at my work Aviation we had a rule that prohibited all forms of overtime it was no biggie to most of us but the bosses were very strict with every single minute because the higher-ups were watching the time changing to make sure that no overtime was being clocked I got a new job within the company that required me to move I was working second shift which was 2 P.M to 11 pm Monday to Friday so whenever I got to work I would have to answer all the HR emails which would put me behind on the checklist that I had to complete before moving so I did the logical thing and emailed my supervisor asking to be transferred to the day shift that way I could be in the building during the daytime to talk to HR otherwise I was going to miss my transfer date my supervisor emailed me back and says you have a company laptop now answer those emails from your house I am not swapping you to day shift I responded okay so I began my day at 9am so I could email and team chat with various HR reps during the day and then go to work in the afternoon I logged every minute and since I had a company laptop I knew that they could see my login activity so I would have backup if they tried to claim that I was stealing time fast forward one week and the site manager my boss's boss pulls me aside and wants to know why I have almost 20 hours of overtime over the previous week when we're not allowed to have any overtime I explained to him that I was given permission to take overtime from my supervisor my boss's boss calls in my boss my boss says that he gave no such permission I tell them both about the email response offer to send it to them and print it up if they need it my supervisor got as red as a fire truck the site manager said that my overtime was approved kicked me out of the office and told me to close the door as I left I received a text message two hours later informing me that I was to start the day shift immediately our next Reddit post is from ID forgotten I used to rent a room in my old roommate's condo we generally got along but he was a bit stingy and would get really anal about certain things that affected me unfairly as a paying roommate the biggest point of contention was the thermostat I like to be comfortable and would keep it at 70 degrees he preferred to keep it at 65 to save money even though he was well off I tried to compromise but it descended into US each moving the thermostat when the other person left finally he put his foot down and said that it had to stay at 65. unfortunately for my roommate I had learned about bimetallic strips that old thermostats used to gauge temperature basically two different metals are back to back back in a coil as one expands more than the other the coil unwinds and turns the furnace on or off knowing this I agreed to keep the temperature at 65 but I didn't agree not to put a teeny tiny kink in the strip behind the dial to change what 65 meant to the furnace several times he thought that our apartment was stupidly cold and started checking the dial to catch me red-handed he was so confused when it showed exactly 65 degrees every time eventually he started setting it even cooler to compensate but with a subtle Kink here or there I managed to stay comfortable while keeping the piece our next Reddit post is from Shady Emoji at University I designed websites to make some extra cash and pay for tuition and rent I got pretty good at it and I had a great network of clients around London one day I was introduced to this lady Debbie who ran an interior design agency in West London I say only kind of an interior designer because all of her clients were her friends or friends of her husband she was extremely wealthy she lived in a house on one of the most expensive streets in London and had a chauffeur on call all of her money came from her husband who seemed very sketchy she also had these two sons who just sat around the house all day smoking weed despite being in their late 20s anyway I designed a website for her which she was very pleased with her exact brief was I went this website to show the best interior design service in London I quoted the prize she agreed and I built it but then when it came time to pay she suddenly started complaining that the website wasn't quite right despite the website being live and generating way more traffic than before she refused to pay and stopped answering my calls what she didn't realize was that I owned the domain name and I could legally do whatever I wanted with it so I directed her traffic to her closest competitor a nearby interior design agency run by arrival of hers whom she hated within six hours I got a phone call from her going ballistic that her website was broken and I had to get it fixed ASAP I explained that I couldn't really do anything but vaguely suggested that if she actually paid me then maybe I could do something I won't repeat the name she called me but next morning my account was credited with the money I never bothered to change the domain back and I blocked her number after that the site is still live to this day our next Reddit post is from the nurpus is my homie when my son was in Middle School I was notified that he had to be picked up because he was in violation of the School dress code I asked what the issue was and on the phone I was told he's wearing a shirt that shows nudity I freak out and rush to the school my mind's spinning as to what he possibly could have worn because none of of his clothes that I knew of had nudity on it as he gets in the car I see the violation he wore a t-shirt with Bruce Lee on it from Enter the Dragon when I got home I called the school to confirm that this was why they sent him home sure enough a topless Bruce Lee's bare chest sent someone clutching their pearls apparently a quick stop to the craft store followed using puffy paint I superimposed a lovely bikini top to cover Bruce's man nipples he wore the shirt to school again and nobody dared to say a thing LOL down in the comments we have a similar story from G-Man in my high school a boy with long hair was reprimanded after returning from summer break for having hair down below his earlobes this was against dress code unless you had Native American ancestry he refused to cut his hair so they forced him to wear his hair tucked under a wig during the day he went out and bought a crazy white-haired wig he rocked that wig all year long looking like Mark Twain what do you think was more distracting a white wig or slightly long hair that was our slash malicious compliance and if you like this content check out my podcast where I published the exact same episodes also hit that subscribe button because I put out new Reddit videos every single day

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Published: Sat Jul 01 2023