Ripping Yarns Season 1 Episode 2-The Testing Of Eric Olthwaite

[Music] it were always raining in Denley more set on days when it were fine than the world many of them not if you include drizzle as rain and even if he were drizzling it were all the cast there were a lot of moisture in the air you come home jumped as if you don't be raining even though there aren't actually been evidence of precipitation in the rain gauge outside the Town Hall on the humidity level on the weather char is constant for the entire period despite black pudding is very black today mother yes it is love today dear all right that's Betty black that is and then being the wife it's a block yeah Dan since I studied up pudding today I like the weather yes there sorry overcast boom yes Eric I don't think I've ever seen black pudding quite as black as that of you I cannot say I go get a sinkhole with you all right Oh mother mom yes son jihad our notion it's got a new shovel oh it's a lovely shovel got a great big brass handle oh good not is going to do is going to put in oysters all yes dear look give rre me a call when you tell her tea's ready right over there it will always like that at all whenever time to discuss things as soon as I raised an interesting topic you know me mom would always find something else to do or she'll be too busy sometimes she'd feign death just to avoid talking to me it was the same with me dad he pretend to be French when he came in hoping I wouldn't talk to him oh I'll tell you now buster later yes we try that again among theorists oh yes dear ABN the Ripper a prett god yes Supper's ready an hour I read my sister she would just downright rude Harry guess who's got you Shawn oh shut up your boring little tit Irene jezero that's enough dear well it's such a short a little creepy Vladimir I'll make free early meals were always the same every time I try to start a conversation you know our dad would feign a bilious attack enough to leave the room and as soon as they'd finish supper mom and Irene will go for a walk around the cemetery and leave me on my own until one morning I come down me breakfast to find a note on the table my mom and dad had run away from home they said they couldn't stand it any longer they didn't say what maybe well the damn weather more prevalent this year than last admittedly Irene had gone as well on the left nor dress that even taken the outside toilet the rest of that day despite the likelihood of drizzle from an occluded cold front will be slowly East to cover all areas by lunchtime I'll look for them all over denly my daddy you know doesn't nominating misrata show you know dad she'll be Rania oh yeah Why Why are they run away was it something I said or was it just the inevitability living with an average rainfall of 28.4 inches the rest of their lives there was only one person I could talk to Enid bank whose father kept racing vultures upon Scarsdale Road hello mrs. bag yeah hello Eric hello mr. bag all right sorry need in I she's up the bedroom oh thank you ah hey you can't go upstairs a bedroom buy only what to talk to us she's got a young man over here oh who is it I don't know somebody she max she's supposed to be walking out with me uh here's nothing don't you forget it what sorry need an open bedroom we're car she's having a little fling that's all oh it's very cold wait can I told you I read it yeah it's very important well what is it II need it it's me mum and dad's in our army they've run away from all I'm not surprised what you read Wow I never did like you did this come on Ari stop their talking okay haha well good-bye Eric I do one this Julianne call him erasing vulture he's nothing but trouble you know we had Richard Dorian Molson it other day and read had forgotten the shop window or just got sent around for somebody joint an influx Julian rip slam toy department takes off with it and of course rich Moulton when you know what a dark robbery is it tries to save this for some you see and i'll julien taissa company's fingers on our terrible Messer and Doreen of course well she looks like raw meat anyway well she what did Ari need me mr. Vikon she said me mum and dad never didn't like me well I suppose that corner someday let find out what mister by you well where you see anything it's like this there are some people in life we were interesting people you know that they're good company fun to be with you know people when you see him on the street you say ah there's old sound so isn't it grand azim people may Gabby people who make you feel that all of life's worth living but you're not one of the Milligan what you mean mr. bag I mean Eric you're a boring little kids Eric - Manohar did missile replies - no I don't suppose slow well you've got to pull yourself together lad you've got to do something you've got to make something of your life I mean buy a new shovel motor get about our Wilson shovel it's brand new it won't make yourself more admissible on a new shovel even hundred usuals hundred but bigger dinar look Eric look it's what you are yourself that counts now do you remember what your uncle Andy said just before he died now before that he said the one thing you've got to learn is to pull yourself up in this world and that's what you've gotta do let's go out there and pull yourself up you're the only one who can it were difficult to accept that I were boring especially with my interesting rainfall for that day I climbed up on Stanley tour and as I looked out over the familiar gray world around me I knew we were right I had to do something with me like something that would stretch my capabilities to the limit and make me into a man I applied for a job in the bank radio fartole dull and uninteresting for us mister all plate come on oh yes I'm afraid so Oh to get on in banking nowadays you have to be hard and ruthless or do you realize that I came to cut flow business in which only the strong will succeed oh dear to get to where I am now I've had to tear grown men apart with my bare hands did usually I've had men the size of WG grace we've been openly in front of me men as tall as Ramsay MacDonald have thrown themselves out of windows on on the railway trains and cast themselves into Quagmire's because of my unyielding and implacable nature who I would like to do that no I can see you're not the kind well I better go and get a job somewhere else then yes I should if I were you that it because they're right put your hands above your head both of you stand up I'm standing up good at ease on the desk oh we're going to say hurry up he wants you this way up yes sir thank you come on colonel I'll do it speak up a bunch oh yes sir if you want anymore there's another safe Andrew right another window what me yes whoo good good Oh [Applause] [Music] you'll never get away with this you know sure come on get going quick fast as I can they can I quit doesn't it Stiglitz yes of course and [Music] [Music] where should I be dropping yourself troop just keep going of course done don't uh no luck I'm Jean Pierre always on there yes that's right you might have see me down a town hall I used to go there every Sunday to be the rain gauge ah this'll only ring is this time it's a pity with such a lovely rain gauge that tell me more or less or two comparatively static lean on your rain falling oh you're the boring one okay [Music] you [Music] fear is thought cannot occur for me just move all right off shall I be waiting by yourself do you find me boring job all right [Music] I mean he would say to tell me boring which honestly say if your family boring [Music] 44 to climate boring me doesn't all right Gordon Cooper oh that's why I was going to try the bank so I have something interesting to talk about so anything though don't thing look you know if it's or supposed to bank the small guy okay you know you didn't bother me saying that did you how about me being boring what's your name son Eric what's your father oh hello Arthur know what's right is goodbye Eddie what you mean Arthur you don't think I can afford to let you go dee what you going to do Arthur I'm going to have to kill you Eric what completely well of course he wouldn't been killing you --they one completely all our dad always says is I would ask kill me goodbye hey I wouldn't tell anyone anything on this d'Arthur you don't think I can take that risk you may be a fat price on my head Lud you'll be a fool not to take it cutter won the money Arthur I stopped calling me Arthur sorry no I'm not interested in money now don't look at me while I do it sorry Arthur Ostia do you think if I had more money people have found me more interesting well of course they was allowed you look at the knobs in the big owl Z's with a big belly to the big figures you don't think people go fawn in round em because they like them - you just didn't wanted it like not just taking Red King huh sorry Arthur you're an interesting person are you what you need well have you got a lot of money I have no no no before that I'll talk dad likes a lead on that money we have grind and sweat and filthy old and hungry kids we don't have money but people don't find you boring do that Jimmy well without Irene so that were a boring little tit so suddenly dad how mr. Biko you don't want any I said and what did anal now Pierre do it me mum finds me boring - you are high she run away from home just avoid me even though I we we are Irene come be done hmm oh that's bloody terrible that's I mean no Maps go forgot to do a thing like that all I did used to go on a bit your mum's places with a family and the loved ones I told you Eric it's my mamma's later oh I wouldn't be doing this now really oh I will a grand mom really best you could out or mom weren't the best oh um they told me Oh like no one else could every Tuesday night me dad used to get them great big sausages from our Kingston's and she'd make a button a Snickers clotted cream it would all sit around and we used to call it love special can we sit down a minute here let alone our mum used to make the blackest black puddings you ever saw what I mean is liking it hi one day even the y.base were black forever live it even the widening your black silver I never saw put it right up boy was it really a high what sort of shovel was it it were it was all shaft spear and Jackson number three we reinforced brass handle nickel scoop your loss to your school with copper reimagine and our norson got it you I only cost him four phone but you know what happened offers you no doubt don't tell me copper edging came loose on scoop no no the angle broke off cut off a spear in Jack's enormous relief oh I don't believe we're about inside handle grip a bit of the brass and be more deep rock into the embrasure and splitted the Pirlo underside room well how long a yogi only a couple of weeks that's incredible I've never heard anything like that well it's all you do it up and he with a bass your horses perfect you know Eric boys silly I know but it's nice to sit and talk to somebody about shovels well it's not me main interests you know no oh no it's something I'm much more interested in than that what's that rainfall in this area that's where I've seen you before but rain gauge in town all Gardens you go there every that night as we talked excitedly about shovels and precipitation Arthur and I decided we had so much in common that we would form a gang dedicated to pursuing our common interests Arthur with his long criminal record was lost divulge his name so we called ourselves the annek all clay gang [Music] enjoy [Music] Americans wait gang up struck again from their hideout on the North York more positive members of the public the entered could work public library and while Eric old wait leader of the self-styled gang oh girl daringly engaged the librarian in conversation is colleague removed daily average rainfall records for the last 12 years the or Point gang is now wanted by police in three counties have you heard about any cold wait it wanted by police in three counties I I don't believe it do you think you want some mole no old want a more look a little things to get up garden and leave in great old and oh don't be daft stop upstairs and have a good time enjoy yourself no now listen to me out in it you're only young once if you don't have your fling now you're never will promise your father before the accident I'd never stopped having it off with nobody so long as they respected you hey hey night I'm bored Whitman I want to go and be with Alec up there on the moon living life dangerously living life to the fold your big Jack get back upstairs I'm off mother you may never see me again till tonight and you're good crying to me that I never let your meat off I see Eric always got himself a mole the bloody person what do you want to learn for well no gangsters moles join his gang oh I wish he wanted a bank manager he's so boring here both managers born and you want a Javy in a mirror well they did ask me and I would do small I'll come fulfill all the functions hey just a minute I've added idea for the carnival no no no come on get your coat on I've got the court on we are going to see a recall plate [Music] our gang became feared and notorious throughout the leads and Club the area the most exciting thing about being on the run was the chance to compare rainfall conditions in various parts of the country I didn't really want to go back to Denley more but one day everything suddenly changed we got back from a raid to find someone had discovered our hideout come out or else Rick all right we've shot the mayor and now became more famous than ever I think we good guys hey mrs. old when did he always talk about oh it was our mole his new shovel that mad talk about other things you know we hear he was very keen on rainfall oh yes rains what was all in a big interest anything else don't wait deliver that black puddings well he was very interested in the color black pudding Oh oh yes and I remember him saying once about the black pudding the dava cookie that even the white bits were black oh poor tree would you please thank you smile have another woman she's all right okay what's wrong oh my god we can be kicking the game I'm sorry oh I'm sorry [Music] yes I was famous in a way I could never be measured ladies and gentlemen I give you a man who was made me the obvious man in the world who graciously accepted my offer to become the next man generally more my old friend very cold [Applause] the thing I remember most about deadly more well that he were always draining that some days when it was fine and are you members dangerous black hoodies very black today mother Louise you don't we're boring it not interesting and I said what American Demi Moore from Cadiz made the downtown proud again very gold waste what is me we told the world of shovels to be found in Densmore up the rainbow Apple static here is 28.4 or its rightful place demonic singing for your life Evan check the rainfall average from the rain you learn see how impossible it shovel it to the other one I record right there singing for Eric don't wait picking up any mud or paraquad white shoulders anymore Erica wait the king of any more [Music]

Channel: Ashim K

Views: 601,402

Keywords: ripping yarns, michael palin, monty python, eric olthwaite

Id: YYpsz2eAKOs

Length: 28min 49sec (1729 seconds)

Published: Mon Apr 10 2017