r/idontworkherelady | You wanna call Security on Me? You're in for a SURPRISE!

hey everybody hope you're all doing well my name is steven and this is the story time channel today we have some i don't work here ladies stories and our first story of the day is by mhr toadswaltzer yeah call security you're in for a surprise this happened many many 22 years ago so some of the conversation may not be exactly verbatim back when i was about 19 to 20 years old i worked in a uk video game store and a shopping center our uniform was a dark aquamarine slash green polo shirt with the store name embroidered in purple on the chest and sleeves smart black trousers during my lunch break i would usually just walk around the different stores in the shopping center i decided to have a look around a hardware store where their uniform is a bright red polo shirt with the store name emblazoned across the back in bright yellow i walk into the store give a nod and say hi to the security guard as i pass by them i take a brief wander around the shop just browsing i look at my watch and had to go back out of the store in the doorway of the store stand two rather large women just chatting away blocking the entrance exit of the store now i'm a very polite person and i hate confrontation but i need to get back to work excuse me can i get past please i get ignored i wait a few seconds thinking maybe they'd see me and move not a chance they just keep talking excuse me i need to get past witch number one looks at me derisively and carries on her conversation look i'm going to be late for work could you please move once again i'm ignored by now i'm getting pretty fed up i hate being ignored and raised my voice just a little bit will you please get out of the darn doorway i'm trying to get to work and you're being incredibly inconsiderate by blocking the doorway to the store either step in or outside of the store to carry on your conversation i need to get past at this point they both offer up the huff of the entitled who think they can do what they please which number one says get lost you arrogant prick get back to work which too smirk smugly at me and they both carry on chatting away i say i am trying to get back to work but you are blocking the door get your butt out of the way which one says you can't talk to me like that i will talk to you however i darn well please now get out of my way you're making me late i step forward under the assumption she will finally see sense and move wrong at this point i will point out that i'm a scrawny little guy which number one says get away from me she recoils as if i just gave her a hefty smack in the mouth at this point witch 2 sees the security guard and beckons for them to come over the security guard says what seems to be the problem here which too says this horrible man just insulted us and pushed my friend for no good reason the security guard says i doubt that which too says are you calling me a liar the guard says kinda get me the manager i want both of you fired you can't talk to us that way at this point cctv operator comes out of an office located behind the cash registers and walks over they say what's going on which too says these two employees just assaulted my friend and i i want them fired cctv operator says well no they didn't and i can't do that anyway which number one says how would you know you've been hiding in your office the whole time the cctv operator says firstly these are both my kids my son doesn't even work here i mean just look at his shirt it's not even close to the same color and my daughter here is the security guard for this store and i am the cctv operator and i have been watching you the whole time now please remove yourself from the doorway so that other people can get in and out of the store before i have security remove you note my sister is the total opposite of me she is built like an american footballer and while good-natured and funny she doesn't take crap from anyone and is very protective of her siblings my dad then looks at my sister who in turn offers the two a smug crap-beating grin the two women start sputtering and trying to come back with some sort of retort my sister begins to advance on them which is quite intimidating when she's in a bad mood they give up and slink away i tell my dad and sister i'll see them at home later and headed back to work luckily it was a quiet day and after telling my boss the story he wasn't bothered that i was laid back he had quite a good chuckle about it actually because he knew my dad and sister as well let me ask you guys are you the type that wouldn't be afraid to get a little loud or intimidating to these couple of ladies standing in the doorway not letting you through or do you feel you're kind of the person that's a little maybe too polite and would do kind of the same deal as op here let me know in the comments down below our next stories by pera pixie missed a ghostly apparition for my boss bit of context this was four years ago i work in caregiving and what's called an isl for the intellectual slash mentally disabled population i do everything from cooking medication distribution grocery shopping basic housekeeping adult diaper changing bathing etc i'm a glorified nanny and we staff are sometimes the only family they've got management was iffy and the office management were brutal they have what's called pop-ins where management can come up unannounced to see how we're doing this helps against theft of narcotic meds money abusing the disabled etc the company can send any manager anytime and all doors are unlocked open overnight where i worked it was this beautiful five-bedroom home open concept upstairs bedroom then two downstairs it was nice it even had a visiting room i wish i had a house as nice as this one under my i don't work here lady slash ghost story i was working a long shift i was in my 11th hour in but i was fully awake and conscious i started my day at 9 00 am and when this happened it was 10 pm i wasn't that tired i've worked longer harder and i wasn't always on my feet i was in the visiting room taking a break with my shoes off watching youtube videos my female co-worker was in the living room laying down watching tv our individuals people we support were all asleep there were four down the spiral stairs in a mostly dark house comes this younger male thin age between 18 and 24. his hair is neat and he passes by the guest room and said hello like he did it on a regular basis i had been looking down on my phone and almost didn't catch it i was thinking oh crap i scrambled to put my shoes on put my phone away and got up to see where this random pop-in manager went he had gone down the hallway but i didn't want to wake the individual sleeping in their rooms managers were required to check on them upon arrival so that's what i thought he was doing i couldn't find him anywhere so i asked my co-worker where the pop-in manager went she must have seen him because i would have heard him walk in the front door the back door was visible to my co-worker when she was in the living room like i said open concept she was confused what manager we searched the house and i told her what i saw this dude didn't match any description of any of our individuals and he essentially vanished down the hallway that had no alternative back door the only explanation i have is it was a ghostly apparition my co-worker laughed at me after this i had resigned shortly and moved to a different company after for unrelated reasons maybe this spirit sensed i was leaving and wanted to give me a farewell i'm not sure but i swear to god i saw a guy from the corner of my vision walked on a flight of stairs and down the hall like he was a pop in manager we would have heard him enter either the front or back but we didn't thanks for reading i've never witnessed anything like this and i've never really experienced anything that really would make me believe in such a thing it really makes you wonder what they saw how they could have saw it what it was was it real was it actually a ghost or an apparition have any of you guys actually seen ghosts let me know this next story is by fdbw03 two karen stories for one family so over the last week my husband and i both have had to deal with some obnoxious karen's my husband's experience happened first over the weekend my husband works for a contractor's company and was working at a local large hospital for some renovation upgrades he was in the cafeteria waiting for two other guys so they could get to work and was very clearly wearing his company's shirt that in large white letter says the company's name and wearing a badge with his face and company name and had tools on a tool belt husband is darling husband and karen is k i wasn't there so this is how my husband told me it happened which was backed by his two co-workers who came in when it got good karen says excuse me i want someone to go get me food from place famous for chicken only husband says sorry i don't think they have that here he goes back to playing a game on his phone or something all he remembers is he went back to his phone so you aren't going to go get it um no i'm waiting for my guys to start work karen shoves her leg into my husband's face i'm a patient here and you have to take care of me i want food from that place and find someone competent enough to know to put the band on my wrist not a leg i don't work for the hospital the registration desk is down the hall maybe they can help my guys are here so i'm going to start work have a nice day she then grabbed his arm and full view of co-workers that had just come up i know you work here now go get me food ma'am i don't work here please let go of me my husband is careful not to jerk away in case she falls since it's a hospital he made sure she was steady and pulled his arm away and started walking towards the elevators get back here and get me whoever is in charge of you to have you fired i'm in charge of my guys today and we are leaving it wasn't that exciting and he didn't see her for the rest of the day but he got heck from his co-workers about it now my experience which was yesterday i work in an office building which shares about 20 separate offices with other companies i have one near the end of the hall on the second floor by a door that's always locked my coworker's office is down the hall so my door is normally open for people coming to get checks or drop off contracts and checks further down the hall is a few other offices occupied one of which is a place that orders kovid tests and other lab tests to be sent to an independent lab earlier yesterday i heard the owner of that office on the phone with someone yelling to calm down and be respectful or he wouldn't help her i ignored most of it because it's not my business fast forward to yesterday afternoon and someone opened the door on the opposite end for me and started stomping down the hall there are clear signs on the door and even arrows to point you to the specific office you need and the elevator has office numbers -12 and the other one is 16 for instance stopping continues and some lady wearing no mask coughing up a storm barrels into my office slamming the back door into the wall i had it slightly closed i'll be m for me and owner will be oh and lady will be be for well you know i have never been spoken to so rudely in my life how dare you speak to me that way earlier keep in mind the person she spoke to earlier was a guy with a deep voice in his 60s and i'm in my 20s and obviously pregnant excuse me ma'am i'm going to need you to step out of my office and put on a mask and speak calmly or i will not help you how dare you i have respiratory issues and don't have to wear a mask that is all fine and good but in my office you have to wear a mask for my and my child's protection or i will not help you either put on the mask or leave i had no idea who she was yet and thought someone was mad at my company b starts to come around my desk to come even closer to me and i grabbed hand sanitizer closest thing if you come any closer i will call the police and i will defend myself back up and put on a mask bee grumbles but steps back until she's in the doorway you sent me to a place for covet testing that had a bunch of people in the waiting room and now i'm testing positive because you sent me there what are you going to do for me i demand a refund and for you to cop my next tests and visits okay not my company so i'll tell her but who the free comes into an office with no mask after testing positive i'm in quarantine until i can get a test done you're in the wrong office it's down the hall in sweet 16. i don't work yes you do i talked to you earlier which no you didn't and i don't work for them i work for xyz carpenter office get out now before i call the police i will tell them you caused me to get coveted and have you arrested for endangerment at that point the owner of my company came back and came to hear what the commotion was about she came up heard the police bit and decided to step in excuse me why are you harassing my employee she yelled at me over the phone and made me get covered you're coveted positive and not wearing a mask to spread it to my employee and this entire building you need to leave now or i will be calling the police you wouldn't dare the owner then says op go ahead and call i'll stay right here until they get here i started typing the number into my phone and the lady ran down the hall and out the door told the other office about it and they had all the information and will take care of it with a report but seriously now i'm in quarantine and so is my boss and i'm just hoping i don't have it i think it's safe to say that these are some of the worst kinds of people in the world man they literally test positive and they don't care about anybody else at all that they can't wear a mask even when they know they can spread it to other people and our final story of the day is by sir xanthar karen demands i work a shift for a store i don't work for few weeks ago was woken by a phone call at about 5 13 am by some snotty woman demanding i worked the weekend when i don't even work for them or retail for that matter this is how it all went down 5 13 am phone wakes me up hello this is terry from bmart lucy you have to work this weekend me trying to grasp reality as my brain is still sleeping and i don't know any lucy or this caller terry hey terry you dialed the wrong number lose it please i hang up the phone and almost drift back to sleep when it rings again and i stupidly answer it you hang up on me again i will fire your butt you are to work the weekend or find another job no she didn't say but she said much worse and now i decided to have some fun with this the result was very lifting i might add caller had a southern accent so no clue how they could even be calling me to begin with terry if you want me in it's overtime saturday's double time sundays i want this in writing or i will not come in figured this would end the call and i could get back to sleep and only disturbance would be my daughter's cat who decided to pay me a visit and dig her claws into my covers ignoring the fact that she's sharpening them on me i was dead wrong i had to listen to terry give me some spiel on company policy for full timers and open ability i cut her off in mid-sentence terry i could care less about company policy you want me to work this weekend you are paying me what i require and you're putting this in writing also because you annoyed me by waking me twice i will now only work double time saturday and triple time sundays take it or leave it oh don't forget that's 15 an hour that means 30 an hour saturdays 45 an hour son i never got to finish saying sunday because this is what happened next holy crap holy crap i don't even make 15 an hour why the heck do you next thing i know her yelling attracted other staff and i can hear yelling in the background of why the heck does she make fifteen dollars and i only get nine dollars with others in the background yelling why is lucy getting 15 and i could no longer make out who was saying what other than terry telling someone i refuse to come in unless i get overtime which is when some guy takes over the call this is bill the general manager lucy what is this about not coming in unless you get overtime and where the heck are you getting 15 an hour from i say you want me in those are my terms stop calling and waking me i can hear bill in the background with all the commotion saying that doesn't sound like lucy it sounds like a guy for that insult it's now triple time the entire weekend we have a deal click it was then my wife wakes up and asks me what that was all about told her it was worth calling me to let me know i had the weekend off i go back to bed kitty sleeping on top purring to be fair i don't really blame op for doing this but i would also feel bad about doing it because if somebody's that gullible you might be putting lucy's job on the line or getting them into needless drama and considering they work retail they probably already have enough crap to deal with thankfully they caught on to it at the end and hopefully lucy isn't in too much trouble but with that being said that's all the time we have for today so if you have a favorite story of the day let me know which story and why in the comments down below but besides that if you enjoyed the video please consider giving it a like and if you haven't subscribe and turn notifications on so you'll never miss an upcoming video no matter what you do whether it's just viewing the video liking subscribing turning notifications on i appreciate the heck out of it every little thing that you do helps the channel grow that much more and i can't thank you enough for it so until next time i hope you all have a wonderful day and i'll be right here next time on the story time channel

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Length: 18min 35sec (1115 seconds)

Published: Tue Jan 19 2021