r/IDontWorkHereLady - She Thinks I WORK Here

what's up guys welcome to daily dose of Reddit this is your host Zach and today's subreddit desire slash I don't work your lady this story is called you're not allowed to use this elevator I work at an I.T firm and we have an office in a penthouse of a 30-floor building I usually just use the Express Elevator 20 to 30 to skip over the lower floors but one day the building decided to put an elevator attendant and I had a weird encounter you're not allowed to use this elevator the attendant said with a soft yet Stern voice sorry I responded I'm quite confused all employees must use the service elevator she explained by the way the service elevators are behind the building I had to go out again and enter from the rear entrance I had never used it before but I heard it's supposed to stop on every floor for the Whole 30 floors but this is a commercial building everyone going up these elevators are employees unless maybe I'm the owner but then I would use the VIP elevators and instead I chuckled a bit and I just found it interesting but I think I managed to hit a nerve cause she raised her voice in response don't be such a smart booty move along or I'll report you to your station she took her walkie-talkie and threatened to phone me in okay okay I didn't want to have any confrontation early in the morning so I just stepped back I'm a little early today and so I just went to the lobby and asked the staff from the front desk if they changed some rules regarding the elevators I told her my story I don't want to be breaking any new rules but isn't it harsh to force us to use service elevator also we never even received any notice I told her as soon as I finished my story we got strict new roles implemented regarding our elevator policy may I see your ID I will call your station manager to verify if your department received a memo she politely responded so I gave her my ID oh I'm sorry sir this is just a big misunderstanding I'm sorry she immediately asked some staff roaming around to accompany me back to the elevator and see to it that I was allowed to get in in this way sir said the staff then he proceeded to treat me as if I'm new to the building it did not know the way guiding me on every turn I'm quite offended they didn't even give me any explanation but I just let it go I used a different elevator and this other attendant tried to stop me again from entering but the staff stopped her and he whispered something to her she immediately greeted me with pleasure and apologized for the delay and pressed the floor I was supposed to go to without asking me where the curiosity is killing me I must know what really happened I think they should at least give me some form of explanation gladly I was the only passenger so I asked the attendant what really happened here care to explain I asked I'm sorry sir it's just a misunderstanding you see we are quite new and we were not instructed to always check for IDs first she replied with a quiver in her voice and I'm still confused it's just we're told the building employees are no longer allowed to use Express Elevator um the other attendants made a mistake in you for one she hastily explained ding the elevator stopped without me understanding it yet so I just left and went on a janitor mopping the floor greeted me as I walked by I greet him back nice shirt I said new uniform he replied finally connected the dots I didn't think about it at all immediately probably because I never had my morning coffee yet we don't have a strict dress code and I don't wear business clothing and I'm currently wearing a shirt that looked exactly like their new gray uniform I see I chuckled note to self never use this shirt again for work first of all let's appreciate how understanding this dude was and how polite he was you know with a severe inconvenience okay that would tick me off too but let's appreciate how kind this guy was I know for a fact that he could have easily destroyed that that uh elevator attended's emotions but yeah I feel like that's something you should tell people that you know our attendance of your building this stories called cancer patient's mom should do your job in late 2018 I was diagnosed with stage 4 tongue cancer in early 2019 I had surgery to get it removed basically losing most of my tongue having part of my left arm to reconstruct it and part of my throat was removed that made eating impossible so I was also given a feeding tube which is located on the left side of my stomach I haven't eaten real food since January 2019. after that I went into rehab for two weeks and then I had chemotherapy and radiation for six weeks my chemo wasn't too bad being that it wasn't a regular kind and I only had it once a week but radiation was a bench being that I had to lay down with a mask on my face and stay perfectly still for 20 or so minutes at a time five days a week which meant my mom and grandmother and I were forced to stay in a hotel for those weeks we are from the south part of my state my mom and I actually lived over the state line line and the hospital is three hours away meaning we had to stay close during that time thankfully you can get reimbursed for lodging and gas if you live far away so we sent in receipts and they would pay us back fast forward I also had a lung collapse getting a chest tube to fix it and having it put back in when it disconnected blood clots in my arm which swollen up and a biopsy on my lung and around my feeding tube to check places that showed up on a CT scan making the doctor think it might have been cancer which thankfully it wasn't and the doctors did another CT scan a couple of weeks ago and the spots were still there on my lung and around my feeding tube they wanted to do another couple biopsies to check once more so they had to reschedule it which for some reason they had to get it approved by the hospital which we would get a call at a later date the proof for the Tuesday before Halloween 2019 we head out to go on the way there my caseworker let's call her D on the way there my caseworker let's call her D calls my mother in the car she tells my mom to get reimbursed for our trips they need a seven day notice to do so they didn't give them a notice in the right amount of days only four days notice so we might not get paid back after we get back from the trip Dee and my mother were talking on the phone Dee tells her that she tried to get them to pay but she had no luck then she had the audacity to say to my mom maybe you can get them to do it by calling them now you might be thinking why hadn't I been talking to her well I can't talk well over the phone to where they would understand me and my mom had taken secretary classes or whatever in college she does things of that nature I was annoyed by D basically wanting my mother to call and get this taken care of one being that my mother didn't make the appointment the hospital did which made them not have enough days two we had been going to appointments for half a year paying out a bunch of money to travel and stay in their city and for my mother and whoever at the time was with us to eat and having to deal with my body problems feeding tube leaks me being malnourished the pain I have all over Etc three it was Dee's freaking job to fix it not ours but my mother doesn't make a fuss with doctors and people that are helping me recover so she calls other people this works out poorly one number says call this number the next says call this number and then one number said call this number and have them do something and then call me back let's just say my mother gave up after the last number and just settled with it being the one that had to deal with cancer and the Annoying recovery that has come with it I wish I could talk on the phone today I'd come back after being told to call for her with that's fine I will surely do your job seeing that you're incompetent or should I say a lazy a b c d that can't do her freaking job though I should say that paycheck you somehow magically get will now go into my darn bank account since a dip dookie like you doesn't deserve it since you're being a lazy bench not trying harder at your freaking job since that can't happen I thought I'd post my story here after seeing I don't work your lady videos on YouTube hopefully this biopsy I got won't be more cancer so wish me luck well good luck my redditor I hope everything goes well and uh whatever D is I hope you replace her because she seems like a very rude mean person but yeah I hope everything gets better for you you know Cancer Sucks this story is called how do you confuse a kid for a worker okay I'll set the background I was 15 at the time and ever since a certain matter happened at one of my old schools I went from an innocent Goody Two-Shoes to a guy who doesn't give a crap what people think now while I still have manners and care about people I don't care if you think I look stupid or my artwork sucks or if you think I should help your fat butt look for calcium powder for your sentence scale noodles so anyways there's a PetSmart near where I live and I loved going there to look at all the cute reptiles especially the snakes I love those cute noodles so one day when I went with my mom to PetSmart to pick up some dog food for our dog I went to observe the reptiles and in particular the snakes and then I hear a sudden excuse me child and I turn around and ask while taking out my earbuds and in my way is a massive quadruple chin I'm not joking lady with her Pomeranian in tow in her scooter me knowing basic etiquette for pet stores I move out of the way for I think she wants to see the snakes boy ah what does service come to in this store I need you to take me to the area with a calcium powder I need it for my daughter's snakes I look at her confused ma'am I don't work here ask one of the available cashiers or something I don't know my basic dismissal phrase I don't know you right little I know you work here you're wearing a gray shirt and you wearing that jacket is also very unprofessional it's summer anyways I always wore jackets still do I just like wearing them even in the harsh Arizona heat also PetSmart employees wear blue shirts with slacks and I was wearing gym pants as they're very comfy how did this lady confuse me with an employee I'll say this again I don't work here PetSmart employees wear blue not gray also this is a Playstation shirt not a work shirt I pull back the left part of my jacket to show the PlayStation logo on my chest yo little child I swear I'll get you fired and I love using that line always gets people mad you don't treasure your job not really as I don't have one yeah you don't you obviously know the power I have at this store they even know who I am I decide to get cheeky yeah you do have power in the store as they have to get management to kick you out for eating the Dog Chow quick crossover from r slash am I the dookie sphincter am I the dookie sphincter for roasting her like that well I like never and she legit slaps me not like a disciplinary one like a full-on slap War smack luckily for me I used to be a softy when I got hurt so I start to tear up and even more luckily my mom just came around the corner with the dog food and saw her slap me she ran to my Aid and smacked the lady my mom has always been protective and has only sworn in my presence once before and even then I wasn't paying attention so I didn't hear it but this time time Mama Bear just had a 20-hour nurse shift with crappy co-workers and a hostile work environment and she was urinated she slapped a lady back and cursed her out calling her a fat lard and a freaking child Mistreater she then grabbed me by the hand and told her to never get with an air breathing groom ever again mom picked up the dog food bought it and left while we were leaving the lady yelled but the child walks here yes stealing him I know that sounds fake but I swear to Kami that's what she said she took a cart and thrusted it at us well as much as she could manage in her scooter I heard it coming and simply put my hand behind me and stopped the cart ma must have heard that cart and she turned and death stared at her oh my God I have never seen such a deadly scare for my loving mom even I got scared not for her though but for the whole parking lot that would get caught in the crossfire if she tried my mom again we left and as compensation for being such a cool being we went and got some fast food from a place that I can't remember for lunch I'm now in college and that still makes me chuckle in the pit of my soul man you got lucky that your mom stepped in okay I can tell I know the warning signs okay that Karen was about to become an infinitely more powerful a devastatingly more deadly quintuple chinned Karen there aren't enough decoy Nintendo switches in the world to stop a quintuple chint Karen we only barely managed to tame Mama June there's no defeating her this story is called your milk is definitely not my problem here's the cast before we start me Karen and dead man so this took place three years ago in the Netherlands when I was on an errand for my mom near the Albert height a Dutch grocery store I was 13 at the time and even though I was Dutch I wasn't really that tall yet so I was just standing outside the store double checking if I brought enough cash according to my grocery list when this English-speaking lady came rushing over to me I could immediately tell she was American but since I didn't know if Reddit yet I sadly couldn't identify the Karen details in time remember I am a 13 year old tiny pole of a boy in the Netherlands I don't know why she thought I could speak perfect English but she immediately started spouting out some lines about milk in an angryish tone which I didn't appreciate now I know many people here say that they aren't good with confrontation but I have ADHD and it has basically become part of my life at this point I wasn't about to just receive incoherent yelling from some old hag in the middle of the street so I just rudely shouted hey could you slow down a bit miss this clearly offended Karen but at least I was able to understand her from this point on this was the conversation how dare you speak to me like that are all kids and Holland so rude well not really but you were kind of shouting at me could you tell me what's wrong oh so now you'll do your dang job listen up boy I'm gonna ask you one more time to carry my milk for me mil what I really don't understand I don't think you know me I meant I think you have the wrong person by that well of course not are you stupid is this why they positioned you outside for scouting instead of doing actual work I'm not sure what you mean lady but I'm losing my pay I told you not to talk back now come here and carry this she dragged me by the arm to her car at this point I could see the prophesied milk she was talking about it was five boxes of like 12 cartons at a time which would never fit into her little rental car hey don't freaking touch me I was small but knew how to fight so I wasn't threatened by some dinosaur easily you disrespectful little brat how dare you shout at me at this point people started Gathering since cars don't really pass by often and you could clearly hear the shouting match Dopeman got out of the crowd to confront Karen in this conversation followed ma'am is this your child what what speak English or leave I'm busy my apologies but this child doesn't really resemble you why are you shouting at him he works here and he's slacking off I finally realized the misunderstanding and how it's about to unleash a verbal can of what booty on this entitled be when Dopeman spoke up within 0.1 seconds miss this child is clearly under the work age and has no uniform on please let go of them what uniform the kid was checking some list for the store guts yeah that was a freaking shopping list now let me go before I bite your wrinkles off I was a brat bite me you let people already started angrily confronting Karen and she immediately let go Dopeman went to go get an actual employee and Karen got some help after being forced to apologize to my smug looking butt to this day I don't understand why she thought Dutch employees stand outside for scouting with some Goods list or whatever but I guess I got away with it before being accused of stealing her milk or something don't forget to like subscribe and hit that Bell to never miss an episode [Music]

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Length: 17min 4sec (1024 seconds)

Published: Thu May 11 2023