r/IDontWorkHereLady | I want to see your Boss !!! You can Talk to him at the Church

hello friends and welcome back to our slash I don't work here lady and our story for today last a second table-turning but before we start I just want to thank everyone who supports the channel with comments subscriptions and likes thanks a lot and let's get started so mobile yadda yadda yadda adult language parental discretion is advised also trigger warning to those of a proper grammatical nature so I'm taking my kid shopping with me like getting normal parent would do I'm somewhere between electronics and the toy department at the local Lowell Mart my kid is rambling off about paw patrol typical Thursday afternoon just as we're reaching the aisle with those lovable pups as seemingly innocuous woman approaches from the other end of the aisle woman his woman M is me woman after you're done helping that lost Brad I need you to get me a bike me what I'm a little stunned because I could have sworn she called my son a lost brat but I gave her the benefit of the doubt for a moment woman I need a some brand bike and when you're done helping that Tiny Terror find its welfare mommy can you get it this woman had the nerve to insult my son twice now and his mother in a single pass I close my eyes for a second to focus and take a short breath me excuse me did you just call this child welfare brat woman I called him like I see them now hurry up I need that bike and that little monster is probably gonna break that toy anyway I hope his parents are gonna just leave it for you guys to clean up angry dad mode has just engaged you may disagree with what I'm about to do because I don't force my child to plug their ears me who in the F do you think you are looking at me like some GD before photo from a slim fast commercial trying to call my child a welfare Brad B you're big enough to get the bike down your effing self with about that big I might suggest you get that bike and pedal down to the effin produce department and pick up an effing solid woman what the hell did you just say to me me be shut up I'm not finished do you really think I'm gonna help some lowlife piece of crap who talks down about a child who's only six feet away the nerve of some people did your mommy and daddy not teach you effing manners we're too busy sucking Uncle Sam's most generous tea maybe they just didn't actually love your butt so you turn to food sex in a drug-addled adolescence woman what's your name I'm reporting you you can't talk to a custom I name is none of your damn business and I can talk to any effing person I want in any possible way that I see fit have you been a decent person I would be much less of a jerk but you were I'm not even sorry you have a tear running down your face so next time you want to insult a child keep that negative ass crap to yourself I looked down at my son who's in his own little world playing with a Jason Marshall me get them both and come on I got a surprise for you he shouts yay he's three they do such adorable things we walk another 10 feet over to the bicycles and I see a call for help button I poked it and wouldn't you know a person from automotive saw me and actually came over to help I pointed out a bicycle matching the brand the lady mentioned and he helped me get it down q four or so minutes later as I'm rolling the bicycle to the front child and two stuffed dogs in tow woman now dragging an employee that man he's the one who refused to help me and called me fat he his tag said assistant manager excuse me sir did you call this lady fat me yes sir I did called her a few more names to W I want his butt fired and arrested for kidnapping he ma'am I can't fire him he's not an employee W well he stole my bicycle fire is but it haven't or arrested the woman then grabs the bicycle handlebar almost bumping my kids back me what the F woman first you call me a welfare bastard then you accuse me of kidnapping my own son and now you're gonna actually steal my effing bike she begins a short-lived one-sided tug-of-war I let go just as she makes a final poll obviously she falls over woman he just knocked me down are you going to do something tapping minimum wage workers me look sir I'm just trying to leave the store here's my receipt I paid for the bike and the toy dogs this woman's been hounding me for 20 minutes and salting me and my kid I started embellishing a little he takes my receipt and looks at it then at the bike and now it's a very angry woman on the floor II ma'am that is his bond it's paid for I'm going to have to ask you to let go of it this starts a back and forth between the two of them I checked my phone and bemusedly half listen I'm not sure of what actually was said but she mentioned assault and kidnapping a couple times he eventually gets the bike in his hands and tells her we're all going up front just as we passed the self-checkout he diverts her to his right and points toward the customer service desk and as she hobbles that direction he stops me dead in my tracks he just go I'm sorry you had to put up with that I'm going to handle it from here have a good afternoon sir no idea what actually happened to her after I left don't really care actually Karen he's shut down by my uniform it was hot last week 33 degrees Celsius 91 degrees Fahrenheit but it felt like 42 degrees Celsius 109 Fahrenheit I had some birthday party items to pick up for a work-related function I was in my summer uniform shirt no jacket and I went to Walmart because they've got a pretty decent party selection and fantastic a/c I found my way to the right section and chatted briefly with the sales associate started gathering the supplies I needed and putting them in my cart I pulled out one item and that caused a cascade of everything else behind it to fly onto the floor my mother always taught me that if you make a mess clean it up so I squat down and start putting the stuff I spilled back on the shelf then from over my right shoulder right here ahem I kept putting the stock back shame on me for not responding I hear a voice that's somewhere between the kava Crow and the rasp of a 30-year two-pack-a-day smoking habit I'm talking to you stop stocking the shelves and tell me where the art supplies are I turned my head and there before me was a vision standing 40-ish with asymmetrical haircut laden with gold colored jewelry colored because there were green marks around her neck in a pink sports bra and short shorts made of this amazingly strong synthetic knit fiber she obviously firmly believed one size does indeed fit all but missed the part about it shouldn't I said to this woman one of God's own very special creations I'm sorry I'm Canadian but I don't you're a manager tell me where the fingered supplies are I rephrased I don't work here can't help you she wanted to talk to my boss and threatened to call corporate to let them know their managers are lying about working there to avoid helping customers then she launched into a string of invective worthy of a longshoreman so I stood up and turned to face her she was struck dumb her mouth was moving but no sound was coming out she'd gone pale under her shoe leather tan that'll be fair I was wearing a light blue shirt and dark gray dress pants but it's my uniform that made the difference I have a white collar type of job I'm the chaplain and a medium security prison-- the chaplain for a group of world war ii veterans and the chaplain for a group of Afghan war veterans being treated for post-traumatic stress disorder PTSD this last group is the one I was shopping for you know you've been hanging around military veterans when cursing doesn't even faze you anymore so there I was and my light blue shirt with Mike clerical collar I asked her do you kiss your children with that potty mouth then I told her that corporate doesn't have a phone but if she wanted to talk to my boss she could do so directly on Sunday at the church just a few blocks away from the Walmart by this time her vocal cords had recovered but the only sound coming out was a cross between a squeaky door hinge and a chicken that just laid an egg I turned and pushed my cart down the aisle toward the checkout the sales associate I spoke with earlier was just around the corner apparently he came back to the aisle to see what the screeching was about and had seen the ending he was doubled over with silent laughter holding his sides all he could do was mouth thank you and I was off a man on a mission I didn't work here I live here I had lived in a room for rent when this happened a few years ago I had made some cheese cakes earlier that day and it was about 9:00 p.m. when my housemates all of which were up for some odd reason were annoying me for cheesecake so I got my butt out of bed and noid as I had to go somewhere early in the morning I was cutting up the cheesecake and dishing it out when my roommate came screaming through the house not sure how to describe it but she was clearly off maybe it was the fact she was accusing me of trying to murder her while I was cutting up cheesecake or how she threw a clock at my head not the first time she went off the oldest of my housemates assured us all outside so my roommate could go 50 shades of crazy inside she dialed 911 what was going on and shortly two cops showed up in a cop car they asked us who was going nuts and we pointed inside which led to a rather strange moment with my roommate running outside yelling you'll never take me alive before diving into a mud puddle as if it was a pool the cops promptly picked her up and dragged her back inside did she think that was a pool I asked confused most likely my love this cheesecake said my housemate I looked back at her you still have it I asked you're holding the spoon still she said pointing I noticed the spoon having forgotten I was holding it and started to eat the cheesecake off it after a bite the cops came back out and one turned to me and said are you her nurse what I asked are you her nurse she needs her meds said one cop I stared at him no I live here I replied are you sure said the cop pretty sure why do you think I'm a nurse I asked you're dressed like one I looked at myself I am wearing PJs my hair's a mess I have no shoes and I'm licking a spoon I'm clearly not a nurse please try the landlord thought you were you look professional said the cop before going to the landlord's office I hushed my housemates to keep them from laughing as I could see they wanted to after a bit paramedics came and took my roommates away to get meds the cops then left my landlord came out and stared at me they asked me why the nurse was saying she wasn't a nurse ok who's the nurse this time she asked my housemates pointed to me yeah we all got a laugh out of it and everything turned out fine later hey guys thanks for watching the video to the end and we'll see you soon [Music]

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Id: oIV9-YyW36s

Length: 10min 32sec (632 seconds)

Published: Thu Jan 23 2020