(upbeat music) - Let's get back in here! Let's get back there! Let's get back in here! We're back in here! Yeah, yeah, yeah. And our very, very special guest Who could barely fit on
our tiny little couch, the one and only Christopher,
Big Black Boykin. (audience applauding) The exercise ball, the yoga ball, you're supposed to get on it
and get your back correct. Use it at your desk. Stand on it and lift weights. That's what I do, it's going
to make me skate better. But here's the thing about
these balls, they're dangerous. Mr Big Black Boykin. - Yes. - We had a big ball incident. - You know, I had an
offensive lineman flashback. - Take a look at this. (hip hop music) These things never cease to blow my mind. - [Big Black] What? - Just the ridiculousness of this. (audience laughing) - It's a real man's shirt right there. - [Rob] It's a massive man's shirt. Oh, oh, oh boy. Oh wow, what's it. Do work! Dude what, 22 son! 22 son! Come on do work, son! (grunting) (Chanel laughing) All right, take it back, take it back. Look at this flashback here. Look at him like jump up
and put full arm into it. He saw me coming, jumped up
and just double fist popped me. (audience laughing) - I wasn't all conference for nothing. (laughing) - [Rob] You guys
understand your jobs here? - Yes. - This is a larger than
life presentation, okay. When you're going this
big and you're trying to get a deal of this size,
you've got a swell expectations. - Don't you think this is like
a dong overload a little bit. - And when it comes to
something like extends, you can never have too
many big dongs, okay? - [Big Black] You're in the dong business. - Okay, you ready? - I'm ready. - Okay, you got your speech and all that? - I got it. - Okay, so if you can rock
your shirt I'd appreciate that. And lady one for you. - Thank you. - And Mr Big Cat. Let's feel girthy and let's get to work. - Should I go get him right now? - That's right. Be gentle, don't talk about their dong. (Chanel laughing) - Shut up. - Here we go guys. - Oh boy, surrounded by dong. - [Chanel] Here you go, you
guys can have a seat right here. - Hello! Good people of Extends. Welcome to the Fantasy Factory. We have one of the longest,
strongest, largest, biggest presentations you
will ever see in your life. Without further ado, please allow me to
introduce the one and only, Mr Big black Boykin. (hip hop music) (laughing) (car horn honking) - What the hell? - Yo. - Guys, thank you for coming out today. When I heard that you guys
was doing a black pill, instantly, I thought why not Big Black? Look at me. It's about being big and girthy. - And black. - And black. (laughing) And as you guys can see, I am not afraid to tackle
this topic head on. Guys, thank you for your
time and consideration. And remember you can never be too big. (audience applauding) Thank you, thank you. - That was amazing. - That was awesome. - Couldn't find a better representative of our company than you. - Are you guys interested
in taking a ride in it? - Hell yeah. I mean, let's do it. - I mean, it is the big black thing. All it needs now is a nice logo. - I don't know, two white
guys and a black dong. (laughing) - You want to know what it means? Big sale. (car horn honking) Yeah! Congratulations, look at that! You are gonna be on billboards,
commercials, everything. We certainly had some good
times on Rob & Big, didn't we? - Oh yeah.
- Let's take a look at some of Christopher Big Black Boykins highlights from the Rob & Big days. (whimsical music) (audience groaning) A burger? - Appetizer. - It's 9:30 in the morning. ♪ People let me tell you
bout ♪ ♪ Your so much fun ♪ ♪ Talkin' man to man ♪ ♪ Or we're talkin' somethin' fun ♪ ♪ 'Cause he's my best friend ♪ ♪ He's my best friend ♪ (audience applauding) At any point, have you
ever done anything inside that's an outdoor activity? - Me and my brother
would go out in the room, kick the wall in. - Okay, kick a wall in. - Nothing worse than
trying to replaster a wall when your legs went right through it trying to fool your mom. - What'd you say happened? You have no idea. - No idea. (audience laughing) - [Big Black] What's going down? - Tell you what's not going down. This Chris drama path
being unhappy and lonely. So I have two models coming down here and then here's the thing, I'm going to put an ear
piece in each of them. We'll be able to listen
to everything they say. We can say all the right
things that they will repeat that make him extra happy. - Can you play me one of your
instrumental beats you got? I know you're a producer. - Like, don't get technical. You gotta be like, what else do you do? Oh, I love music. Oh, I'd love to hear some music. - Do you have any slow tracks
that you've been working on? Any slow music? What can I say?
(laughing) - Slow tracks? - [Big Black] Dude. - Girls don't call it tracks. - Okay, all right, we'll go back. Go back to it. - Okay, okay. I'd love to hear some of your music. Any pop music? (Rob laughing)
(beep) - Dude! That's good technique. - Pop? - Dude, that's good as I can get! - All right, okay look, we're just gonna have to
hope he doesn't find out. - Okay. How are you doing? - Hi. - First of all, I'd like to thank you guys for joining us in this crisis that we're in. I know it's not often that
beautiful young ladies are brought to a place to wear earpieces, all to make a young man happy. He recently broke up. So what better to do then put him around beautiful young girls. Me and Big Black here
are gonna be on this mic. We will hear everything that
you say and he says, okay. I think we're good to go. - Hi Chris.
- Hi. - [Whitney] I'm Whitney. - [Mika] I'm Mika. - Nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you. Did somebody put you up to this visit? - We're just here to lift your spirits. We thought it'd be fun to just hang out. - Yeah, Rob sent us over to stay. - Great, great. Well, it's not too
exciting in here right now. Unfortunately I'm just waiting for the day to be over surfing the web. - [Rob] Well it looks pretty cool in here. Who designed this place? - It looks pretty cool in here. Who designed this place? - I did. - Really? - Yeah. - [Big Black] Are you
an artist or something? - Are you an artist or something? - I'm not. I'm just a creative, normal guy. - [Rob] Ooh, creative, that's cool. - I like creative, creative's cool. - Oh do you? - Mm-hm. - [Chris] Did he tell me
to ask these questions or are these real questions? That seems like a question
he told you to ask. - [Rob] Why are you so paranoid? - Why are you so paranoid? - [Rob] We just want to have fun. - But we just want to have fun. - My stomach's starting to hurt. - My stomach kind of hurts though. - Ah, see somebody's
not ready to have fun. - [Rob] No, I just think
it's like gas or something. - I just think it's gas or something. - Oh my God, that's not fun. (girls laughing) - Drama, did you just fart, for real? - Did you just fart? - Oh my God, is that
your joke or something? - No, it smells. - It smells. - Really bizarre. - Hey Rob, did you put them
up to these weird ideas? - How would I do that? - Well, I mean, I'm guessing they came from your office. - Or maybe they came from
this mic and their ear pieces. - Really? - That's right. Weren't you happy at all? Not even a little bit? - Nope. (growling) - [Big Black] Are you
ready for your training? This is your training. - Let's get it, let's get it. All right, I was just doing a little precursor with 55 pound dogs. - [Big Black] Okay. - Let's get out here and
see what a true lions guy. ♪ I've got a ♪ ♪ Diamond by the tune ♪ ♪ It's plain to see ♪ ♪ There won't be much ♪ ♪ When you get through with me ♪ ♪ I'm losing weight ♪ - [Big Black] That's how you do it. - Yeah. - [Big Black] That's a
tiger attack right there. - I mean, you gotta be prepared, I didn't see that one coming. ♪ Looks like I've got
a tiger inside of me ♪ (growling) - Man, that's a good one. That's a good one. And I was ready, I had that elbow up. - [Big Black] Okay. I was just waiting for you
to get out the bathroom. - Okay. - Cool. - Oh my God. - [Big Black] Tiger block! (growling) - Tiger head lock. (laughing) - [Rob] Oh God!
- [Big Black] What the hell? - [Rob] Oh God! - [Big Black] You all right son? - I'm very, tiger scores right now. It ain't fight night. It's what you did for months of training. Right now, I'm trained and
ready for a tiger attack. (upbeat music) - Oh my gosh, I fell asleep
in a tanning bed today. (laughing) - [Announcer] Ladies and gentlemen, please put your jazz hands
together for Robert Lightfoot, Silky Black and The Old Gray Cupids. - Hey, don't slow it down yet. Don't slow it down. Give it up for my man, Silky. I know you're all out here
trying to have a good time. A lot of you look like you're
in love. I like love, right? When we came up with this song,
we called it Perfect Girl. And what it's really about is, is finding love and
treating a woman right. Old Gray Cupid's, give it to us. (upbeat music) Taking me back now, Silky. - [Silky] Oh baby, 1986 baby. ♪ Baby ♪ ♪ What you doing with me or not ♪ ♪ Is so so right girl ♪ - What is it, Silky? ♪ She's a perfect girl ♪ ♪ The perfect girl for me ♪ ♪ Girl, I know you're hungry ♪ ♪ So hungry, for the love of your life ♪ ♪ But let me tell you one thing ♪ ♪ What you tellin' ♪ ♪ What we're doin' feels so right ♪ ♪ So right ♪ ♪ And it feels so good girl ♪ ♪ So good ♪ ♪ Everything that you do ♪ ♪ What you doin' ♪ ♪ I need to let you know girl ♪ ♪ I'm deeply in love with
you ♪ ♪ Oh so in love ♪ ♪ Two wrongs can't stop our love ♪ ♪ You're the planets,
heaven, stars above ♪ ♪ With a passion oh so right ♪ ♪ It really knocks me
out like a Tyson right ♪ ♪ Is it going down or not ♪ ♪ Give it up girl I just can't find ♪ ♪ Coming here big Silky roar ♪ ♪ Per, per, perfect girl ♪ ♪ Baby ♪ ♪ What you do with me or not ♪ ♪ Is oh so right girl ♪ ♪ 'Cause you're the perfect girl ♪ ♪ The perfect girl ♪ ♪ Woo ♪ - I feel a lot of beer right now. How 'bout you two right there? I know that looks like
an aspiring young couple. I'll tell you what, if you
love the girl next to you, lock her lips up tough right now. ♪ Perfect girl ♪ ♪ Perfect girl ♪ ♪ Perfect girl ♪ ♪ Perfect girl ♪ ♪ Perfect girl ♪ ♪ Perfect girl ♪ ♪ Perfect girl ♪ ♪ Yeah ♪ - All right, thank you all, thank you all. Y'all find love. Find peace and happiness, and never forget everybody's perfect somehow. Take care. - I'm available to private
parties and bar mitzvahs. - Rejuva You man, this is like
cutting edge butt smoothing. - Why don't you just tell me what, what is you're looking for to do? Well, I got a prostate
exam coming up soon. - Okay. - I'm getting kind of self-conscious because I want to make
sure my butt is smooth and looking good when I go in
there and take that finger. - That's a very valid reason. We actually have the latest cutting edge technology right now. - [Big Black] All right. - It's called the VelaShape three. What it does, it uses
infrared light energy. It helps shrink some of
the excess fat cells there. This is the treatment specifically for making
your butt look better. - [Big Black] Okay. - If you want to take
it up one more notch. It's our fire and gold ice facial. So it's actually real 24 karat gold. - Smooth gold. - [Big Black] Ah, yes. - Rich, smooth gold. - I need an ass, a gold watch ass. - Then I think that's perfect for you. - [Big Black] I'm ready. - Let's get to it. - Let me just kinda,
- This is weird. - You're going to feel a little,
little hot sensation here. - You can fall asleep right
now and you can wake up with a perfectly smooth butt, man. - Let me tell you something. You don't fall asleep when
you got a vacuum on your ass. (laughing) - [Technician] Okay, very good, all set. It's already looking firmer. - So I don't know how the VelaShape felt but this will be a little bit more, stinging, kind of burning feeling. Okay, here we go. - All right.
- There it is again. - [Technician] Get this side. - [Rob] He's so relaxed and happy now. - [Big Black] Two girls, one ass. Totally joking. - [Rob] And it looks pretty smooth. - [Technician] Feels soft too. - That's what it's about. Here we go. ♪ Yeah I'm tryna shine ♪ ♪ Yeah I'm tryna shine ♪ ♪ Yeah I'm tryna shine ♪ ♪ Money in my pocket ♪ ♪ Yeah I'm tryna shine ♪ - I bet you ain't no rapper got this done. That's thug stuff there. When you a real thug,
you get gold on your ass. (laughing) - [Technician] Okay.
- [Rob] Look at this man. - Wow. - [Rob] Look at that, man. You see that? Look at that, man. - I got that gold on that ass! - Look at that, man. You went from a bumpy, beat
up booty to a thing of beauty. - [Technician] So now we're going to massage it in and remove it. Alrighty. - Ladies, my butt thanks you. my B bro thanks you. - [Technician] Alrighty,
we'll let you change. - Thanks Melissa, thanks Janell. Great. - I'm blown away man. I appreciate you doing this for us. - Yeah, thank you. - I know Big Black's booty appreciates it. - Okay, very nice to meet ya. - Just pound, you seen my
butt so we gotta pound out. - Get dressed, let's get out of here. - Yes sir. - You're already ready. - That's not a real thing. - Yeah, yeah? - That's not. - [Big Black] I got the
eye of the bear, I'm ready. - All right, you understand
scene, it's been set. Wolf and the Bear, AKA the Strike Slinger, versus these two guys. Total score winner gets
to go back to the office and smash out the other guy's windows. Now those will be
replaced by me, of course, if we somehow in some
freakish accident lose, right? - I can't wait. - Because it was nice dusting this off, it's been a while, been a while. - It looks brand new.
- You just bought that. - You think I just made this. You think this just comes out of nowhere? - Yes, I guess.
- I guess so. - Can we get started? - Please. - I mean, good luck. - Good luck.
- Good luck to you. - May the best man win. - [Chris] Take the sack off. - [Rob] Ain't nothin'
but strikes right now. - [Chris] Take the sack
off, dude, seriously. - Strike slinger. - We didn't talk about it! We did, get up big bear! Get in there man! Come on! That's what we talkin' bout, Bear. That's what we talkin' bout, Bear. - Come on. Why am I doing this? (laughing) - Just worst case scenario. - Oh oh oh!
- Just a bit outside. - [Rob] There goes germy boy. There go curvy.
- There it is. - [Big Black] Hell no! - I honestly cannot fathom where you would possibly
learn how to bowl like that. ♪ I said to my baby ♪ - There it is. There's the seven slipper. ♪ She said to me maybe ♪ ♪ If you seek you shall find ♪ - I know you, what are
you doing right now? - I don't know. - You just scratched your
ass without your paw. - [Big Black] Come on, strike. - Yeah! Let's get that in there! Let's get back in here! Get back in here! Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Oh my God, this isn't good. - He's devastated.
- Devastated. - He's devastated. - I'm never going to be able to Instagram that I'm bowling again. - That puts us at 241, we got these guys. We got these guys. What's he got here. (dramatic music) (upbeat music) - [Rob] Oh man! Savior ball. How'd he get that, ah man, damn it! You guys are great bowlers, man, - Let told us man for good luck next time. - I don't know if I want that. - I think it's time that
we pass down a legacy. - [Big Black] Pass it on down. - No, I don't want your ball sack. - Look, no, you guys deserve
this, you're champions. That's our legacy. You're the next generation. The slingers out and
the bears on the move. - We could do without this. - Thank you. - [Big Black] Damn it. - [Rob] Bowling's so played out. Oh, I smell something. - What you smell? - Golden spork. - That's what I smell. - Pure victory. - That's what I smell. - Okay, here's the deal. I've been thinking about your competition. - All right. - Right, a beautiful young
model, Melanie Iglesias. - Can't cook. - John legend.
- I got his last album, son. - Okay, how was it? - It was great. Can he go in here and make
a good snack sandwich? - I'm just guessing not. - I don't think so. - Let's get it. - That's what I'm saying. - [Director] Five, four, three. - Welcome to Snack Off. These three celebrity snacks chefs will be competing for the chance to win the illustrious golden spork. Big Black, do you have the skill to take home The golden spork? - Do a hog little slop? (laughing) - Yes! - [Host] Put 25 minutes on a clock. Let's save the children y'all, come on! - I'm going to make like a
sloppy Joe breakfast sandwich. - What is big lack of doing right now? Is he tracing something? One minute, one minute
left in the competition. Five, four, three, two, one, hands up! All right drumsticks,
let's see what you got. Judges. - First person being eliminated today is, Melanie. - Congratulations. - Thank you. - Bye. - [Director] All right
guys, bring it in, please. - What are we talking about here? - I told you, man. - What we talk about here? What we talk about here? Way to victory. Nothing can stop you. - Let's do it. - [Director] Here we go. Five, four, three, two. - Oh yeah. - Whoa.
- [Host] In this final round, you will each have 30 minutes to create your ultimate super snack, which must showcase
today's mystery munchy, crispity, Butterfinger! Let's save the children, y'all! - Let's go. ♪ Snack Snack Snack ♪ ♪ Crunch ♪ ♪ Snack Snack Snack ♪ ♪ Munch ♪ ♪ Hot Cheetos and Takis ♪ - Big Black, what you got going on here? - I'm going to meet
Butterfinger fried chicken. - [Chrissy] That is what
John's doing as well. - 10 minutes, 10 minutes
left in the competition. - [Big Black] They child
proofing ice cream now? ♪ Snack Snack Snack ♪ - That is the smartest
thing I've ever seen. ♪ Snack Snack Snack ♪ ♪ Munch ♪ - [Host] Five, four, three, two, one, hands up! Hands up, stop cooking, celebrities! Turn around, Big Black, turn around. All right, you drum sticks,
let's see what you got. Very confident. - That is Butterfinger fried chicken with a Butterfinger rum shake. - The chickens like
actually cooked really well. Like it was really good. - [Host] John, let's see what you got. - The fried chicken has buttermilk
with Butterfinger crumbs. - Your milkshake, I do
actually like that quite a bit. Your breading is better. This sausage was slightly
less successful than Black's. - All right, judges, it is now time to crown
the Snack Off champion. Who will win the $1000 for their charity and become keeper of the golden spork. - Today's Snack Off champion is go warm up the hot tub John,
because it's Big Black. Congratulations!
(cheering) - [Host] Congratulations Big Black, you won the $1000 for your charity. And most importantly, you are keeper of the
mythical golden spork. Thanks for joining us on Snack Off. Spread love, it's the Mongolian way! (applauding) - Yo, what you do, what you do? Thank you all. Thank you all for being
honest, real judges. Thank you for not being biased. Congratulations man. Please man, look at this, look at this. Welcome back to Ridiculousness. Now this next category
is so absolutely special because it's from the Rob & Big days. Big Black, not only are you a
male stripper, but my friend, you are one of the greatest to ever do it. Take a look at Black Lavender. (upbeat music) (laughing) - [Chanel] Make it rain! - [Big Black] Yeah. - Oh my God. Oh my God. Go back to the jiggle! Go to the jiggle! Go to the jiggle! - He flicked it! (laughing) - [Rob] Go to the jiggle! Go to the jiggle! Look he flicked it! (audience laughing) - [Steelo] He flicked it! - Oh my God! Oh my God he flicked it! Oh my God. - Dude taught me that backstage. - Ladies and gentlemen, Black Lavender. (audience applauding) - What are these, man? - Okay, this is the
beginning of taking you on the childhood journey
that you should have had. You could have never
written something like this. - I can't get on that now. - Okay, take a look at this. - It's play time. - You were robbed of
your ability to have fun and do unique stuff. Well guess what? - [Big Black] What?
- What do we got here? What do we got here? We got a custom joint, made. Look at that down with the bb's man, you could put a 700 pound man on this. - What? - Here's your opportunity. When was the last time you
were whipping around a track? - Never. - Never. - [Big Black] Dude, let's do it. - Let's go, man. Let's go, man. Get on there man, let's have some fun. - Just three buddies. - Three guys just cooking man. (upbeat music) - Yeah! Watch this, watch this. - [Rob] Man, you are
just living right now. Get on that drift man! There's some good times, you know. - I think if I had a big wheel, I probably wouldn't have been as big. I would have got some cardio in. - That's a fact. - You don't give us nothing to play with guess where we're going? - You're stuffing your
fat face with donuts. - Exactly. - Tag, you're it! - No you didn't, you didn't get me dude. - You're it. - Damn it. - I'll tell you what, man,
this is just the beginning. We're not stopping until
we literally allow you to experience everything
you should have been able to experience as a child. - I don't know how it
could get any better. I mean this right here dog. - It gets better and it
gets bigger, just your wait. Oh, look at that thing, man. - [Big Black] Man that's huge. - We are talking about a
full scale giant man horse. I mean, what do you think
when you see this thing? - Dude, I see utter enjoyment, man. - Look at that they're
kissing, they're kissing. I don't know if that's a good thing, man. I think this horse could eat that horse. I mean, you ready to live
your dreams or what, man? - Let's do it. - All right. Big Black, you're gonna
throw your right foot there and then your left foot right in there. - Got you. - Throw yourself over. - Nothin', ain't nothin',
look at that guy. - You comfortable? - How sturdy is this dude
right here I'm sitting on? - [Trainer] Should be very sturdy. - Okay, okay. - I just can't get over it, man. This is making me more
happy than it's making you. - Good God. A lot of years get this to happen. - Let us saddle up and
let's go ridin' man. - Jump up three leg over. - Remember how to operate horses? - Oh yeah, man. Had one of these suckers up at 50. - Look! - [Rob] You look like a
true authentic cowboy man. - I'm so good with the young lady just guiding me with the horse man. - My big homie had a dream and I knew what he meant. Need a horse that allows
me to do my thing. - I'm just a big brother
that wanted to ride a horse. Just one time in his life. - He looks relatively small on that thing. - You know. - Man, he is perfectly proportioned. - I've never seen an animal
that made me look so small. - This is just the beginning, man. We're on a journey, man. - I don't know what can
get better than this, bro. (cheering) Yeah, you see what I'm saying? I'm up here rearin'! (cheering) You know what I mean? You
don't want to do that. That's some small man
horse action right there. - Nah, I'm good with that.
- There you go. Keep coming, keep coming, there, perfect. Take you outta that. - You know what's better
than getting on the horse, getting off. - Okay.
- Yeah. - We livin' dreams, man. - Thanks. Livin' dreams. Appreciate it so much, appreciate it. - Good seeing you. - Thank you buddy. - We're all about redemption. Big horse style. My equestrian walk. - [Big Black] It's that
bow legged stomper. - [Rob] They call it the equestrian stomp. - What's going down, bud? - What's going on, guy? - How's your first day in
the house treating you? - Loving the place man. Got everything here, everything. - It does it is nice, man. It's nice, it's good livin'
Black, this is good livin'. - We gotta have some type of celebration to celebrate this right here. - [Rob] Oh we will, we will, we will. As soon as you settle
in, house warming party. We'll do it big, we'll do a big one too. What's up with you man? - What's up? - [Rob] Do you have socks on? - Oh shoot, no doubt man, you know. You gotta cover the fins up, baby. - And what? You got a sock on your dong? - No, no, no. Straight athletic supporter, baby. - [Rob] Athletic supporter? - Yes. - [Rob] You don't have a bathing suit. - [Big Black] No, I don't.
- Nothing? Not even boxers? - What'd you want, my meat in the pool? I can go blue lagoon on you.
- I mean, it is what it is. I mean it's freaking me
out a little bit, but. - My bad, son, you know. That's how I gotta do. I feel free, I feel free right now. - [Rob] Yeah I'm trying to
hit this spot right now. I'm trying to go skate,
you ready to do this? Whoa, whoa! - Oh my bad, let's go. - [Rob] What, Jockstraps
don't come with backs? - Either the front, or the back. One's gotta hang out, you take your pick. - [Rob] I'll take the back.
- No doubt, thanks. - Oh boy, oh boy. What are you, all oiled up? Careful. (laughing) Oh my God!
- This is real. - [Rob] We gotta go skating,
let's roll, let's roll. - What's up. - Yo dog, what up. You know, got your back, man. Need you to get mine. Need you to shave my back. - Shave it? - [Big Black] Yeah. - You always shave your back? - Uh no, I don't. I used to have a female to do it for me, but you know, times like
this, it's looking kinda bad. Brush up, know what I'm
saying, brush it up. Then you know, shave it. - What about this? We gonna do this too. - No no no, it's for the ladies, no. - Is it? Okay. Come on man, not like
you're brushing a horse. I'm not Seabiscuit. - That's what I thought. I was like a trainer and this
was my sweet sweet horse. - No, sir. (yells) It was kinda cold. Thanks man. - [Rob] Yeah man. Like, if it was me, I
might wanna keep this and sort of profile it a little bit. - It'll be back in about three weeks. - [Rob] Good work. I got you, it's good. - All right, thank you. You woulda told me I would
chillin' at EA Sports, man I'd say you were crazy,
you know what I'm saying. - Dude you hit the big time if you're getting
immortalized in a video game. - Yeah. - Oh my God. Oh my God, look at my ass. (laughing) - Need some help, buddy. - Help your boy out. - [Rob] Come on man,
that's okay, you got it. - Jackie Chan. (laughing) - [Man] You guys like
to skate let us know, we're ready for it. - This is what modern man does. They get up in tights. They put balls on each other
and they just, they do action. (upbeat music) - And action. - [Rob] Talking bout it is what it is. I ain't even talking
bout it is what it is. - Wanna see these 22's. - I don't see no 22's. - [Big Black] Got one more. I know what I wanna do,
it's the butt blaster. - Oh my God, I just cracked my spine. - [Man] You taking them out? - I need to come in hot on this belly. Just look that way. - How you comin' in? - Just look that way. - [Director] Ready, and action! (laughing) Cut, okay. - And that's a wrap. Is this safe? I mean this guy's got thighs, you know. How's your junk? - [Big Black] Oh my junk's okay. - [Rob] If you're gonna squish me, have you ever seen a combo this big versus this small on a harness? Good luck Black. - Good luck. - [Rob] This feel unusually lopsided. - [Big Black] I feel like
I'm in a gay porn movie. (screaming) If I fall
and hurt myself, Rob, I will shoot you from my bed. Big dudes are not supposed
to be this high in the air. This sucks ass. - [Rob] This is so high,
I don't want to die. - [Woman] Three, two, one, slide. (screaming) - [Big Black] Oh I'm dying, I'm dying. My stomach's feeling queasy. - [Rob] Oh God, oh God. - [Big Black] This sucks ass. This is not what I want to do. I got a fear tears coming
out my head right now. These are fear tears. - [Rob] Thinking about maybe we go out and get ourselves a nice family portrait. Me, you and the dog. - [Big Black] What's he wearing? - What did we always talk
about doing for that portrait? What have we always talked about doing? - What? (beep) - The whole Death Row.
- Oh yeah! - [Rob] Where they're all in black! - Yeah.
- Remember we talked about when we kept saying
that we need to do that all black like Death
Row photo for the house. I'm Tupac, you're Sug. (Big Black laughing) Meaty's Snoop. (laughing) - There it is, right there. That's the picture. - Oh my God, I'm so pumped right now. we still got his bulldog chain too? - [Big Black] Yeah. - [Rob] Let's do this, let's
get his outfit together. ♪ Yeah ♪ ♪ It's your boy ♪ ♪ Oswald ♪ ♪ Amazing yeah ♪ ♪ It's your boy ♪ - This is what we're trying to reproduce. This is a classic Death
Row Records cover shot of Vibe Magazine, you
know all black and gold. I'm trying to be Tupac,
he's gonna be big Sug. - Big Sug. - [Rob] We're just going
to pop the dog in above us. Is that possible? - We can absolutely do that. - Let's do it.
- Let's do it. (hip hop music) - Come on Snoop, come on Snoop. You good? Man, you're looking tough. Look at his meat, just
hanging through his. (laughing) - So let's do the three of you. - Lonnie, triple threat.
- [Big Black] How you do it? Oh no no no. Hold on hold on. (laughing) - Get me out of this, get me out of this. Oh wow, oh boy, oh boy, oh wow. How are you guys doing? All right. - Nice meeting you. - This is Christopher. - Nice meeting you. - All right, all right. - We'll just show you around. This one right here was our
first baby, her name is Glory. - Oh, he's loving this, he's loving this. Man, he loves horses. This was destiny. - Look right here. - [Girl] He's a stallion, that's Rocky. - [Big Black] That's a
hip hop horse right there. - [Rob] That's a hip hop horse. Man, this is the most bizarrely beautiful place I've ever seen. Look at this beautiful little horse. Hi there. - [Girl] He's a little baby. - You can go in there.
- Yeah. - [Woman] Or we can take him out for you. - Let's let him right out. Be free horsy! He just loves to gallop. - [Big Black] Get on top over here. (laughing) Where the hell we going
to put this big ass horse? Seriously. - We can build him a pasture
maybe as big as this. - You sure? - [Rob] I love this horse. - It's definitely a Hollywood horse. - [Girl] You wanna walk him?
- Oh yeah. - [Girl] You can walk him. - [Big Black] Is there like horse shows. - [Girl] There are. - [Big Black] They got horse shows too. - [Woman] They are. - [Rob] I mean, does this
going qualify for some shows? Running! Dude, that looks really good, man. - [Big Black] That looks good huh? - [Rob] Look at that, you
guys got the same style. You guys got the same style. - [Big Black] I'm already tired. - [Rob] How long will he live for? - They love to about 35 to 40 now. They'll live a long time. - Yeah, for life. He's going to probably
see my kids graduate. - [Woman] Probably. - We're about to go on a long
journey together, mini horse. - Be ready for Hollywood. He nodded. He's ready. Come on buddy. - [Woman] Thanks so much. - [Big Black] All right, take it easy. - It's so real right now. I got my man in the back with a horse. - [Big Black] Hey why don't you lay down. Why in the hell you
want to put your hooves. What (beep). Uh oh, my nuts are caught. Hey hey, hey! This (beep) is crazy son. Stop biting me horse. - Oh my God, he already dumped in the car. - Oh, ooh. - Oh my God, we are in
total chaos right now. - Get off me! Oh oh oh! - He just sprayed a whole new bag. - He's wild horse there, mini. (horse whinnying) (laughing) Can we cut some air on son? That heat and doodoo is
doing work right now. It is (beep) cold up here. How the hell you time travel
when it's this damn cold? Ooh, it's freezing. Wherever we travel to,
make sure it's springtime. - [Rob] Is this the man right here? - Hi, how are you? - I am Rob. - Hi Big Black. - [Big Black] What's going down, dog. - I'd be glad to meet you. Come in, come in. - [Rob] So I saw on the internet that you used a time machine
to make your car disappear. - Yeah, I actually did it. And the car actually disappeared from view and it was greenish haze around the car. So it was very weird. - [Rob] And so, and then what, the person that you
did the experiment with saw you completely disappear? - Yeah. - See what I'm saying? This
is a real talk right here. - It's hard for you to believe me. - Yeah It's kind of
hard for me to believe. - This almost cost me a divorce. - How does she feel about time travel? - She thinks we're loonies. (laughing) - Think I'd get along with that woman. - The reason I'm here
is this is the only time that I can really make a
true, true run at it, I feel. - So we'll have the right
place and time tonight. - See you in a few.
- [Rob] Absolute pleasure. I look forward to.
- Talk more later. - To getting it going.
- Later guys. - [Big Black] I think
Dr Z is the weirdest guy that I've met this year. Now if we would of went to Dr Z's house and he was a mansion with
20 bedrooms, I'm believing. He lives in a basement,
in a housing project. (laughing) - [Rob] All right, so
what's next on the agenda? - [Big Black] Oh dude, we're headed down to my old high school, man.
Principal wants us to come down and make an appearance
at the pep rally today. - All right, what do you expect? - Expect to roll in there, you know, say a couple of words, hype the crowd up. Throw some cheese on that bitch! - God that would be so sick. - Got the double B's cracking right now. Let's go big, son. - I feel like I'm doing
something bad by just being here. - [Principle] Hey guys. - How are you doing? - All right, laughing. - How are you doing
Christopher, huggy bear Boykin. - How you doing, nice to meet you. - I'm his friend. Rob. - How you doing, Rob? - I don't feel comfortable
in principle offices. - [Principle] Oh, just relax. - Oh, we even got a mascot now. I didn't know. - This is you, this is your wildcat? - [Principle] Tom cat. - Tom Cat, man.
- Stone County Tomcats. - Hey, don't disrespect, Tomcat. - No disrespect. How come he's not out at
the pep rally right now? - We just didn't have any
of the girls in it today. Oh, girls wear it? - Sometimes, we have
male mascots too though. - Can I wear this at the pep rally? - [Principle] It'd be a lot of fun. The rest of it's right here in the back. - [Big Black] Oh, Ooh. Hey this is a high school! This is a high school here dude, come on John Holmes back and down. (screeching) Come on back it down. Principle stop this madness. - [Principle] Y'all ready to head down? - Let's do it. - [Principle] Okay. (cheering) (cheering) - It has been 16 years
since I've been back here, and I must say I'm proud
to be from Wiggins, proud to be from Stone County, and I want to let everybody know. (cheering) You dream you can come from
Wiggins and go to Hollywood, it's not that hard. Rob is around here somewhere,
he might be up here, he might be over there. But you know what, there he is! (cheering) - I'm your new mascot.
- Yeah! (cheering) - [Big Black] Pack it up, band! (band music) - [Rob] Hopefully that
inspired them to win, you know. - [Big Black] Not a chance. - Hello, how can I help you? - I need a large chocolate shake. I need a double burger,
no bread, no cheese. - No bun no cheese. - Let me get eight corona fish tacos. - Hold on just one second sir. Is that it for you? - And four orders of hotcakes. - Your total is $37.93,
please pull around. - [Rob] Hey Chris. (laughing) That's $37.93. - [Rob] That hat's pretty official. How does the real world feel? - I'm not too pumped. - [Rob] Have you been
working this whole time? - Yeah, I really have and I'm not. - I mean, is it. - Like I'm out like
scrubbing tables and stuff. - Dude, life is tough. - Life is, life comes at you quick. Know what I'm saying. - Take that shit off and jump
out the window, let's ride. - Really? - Yes. Jump through the window, come on man. (upbeat music) We're out of here. Well, Drama, you're
officially off waivers, you can tear these up. - Welcome back, man. - Thanks. - Tough love, you know
what I mean, tough love. That's what we about to show this horse right now, tough love. Tonight is the night. - [Big Black] Feel like he heard about it. Oh yes, yes, it's here. - Oh wow. That is silky smooth. - Look at this, look at this. - Is that velvet (beep)? - That's velvet, damn! It's so oily so I can't even hold onto it. - That's that good (beep)
- It's alive. (laughing) - Try it on, dude, let me
see how you look in it. You look like a small Fabio. - [Rob] I can't believe it's not butter. - I can't believe it's not butter. - It's not even like built
for a (beep) head. (laughing) - [Big Black] Look at
him shaking his head. That is.
- Man this is, somebody's head man, that's disgusting. - [Big Black] That's real. - That was alive on
somebody's head at some point. - [Big Black] probably was. Gonna be alive on mine
tonight night, buddy. - Get it cracking, oh, there it is. - Man.
- Wow, that lavender and
everything, Black Lavender. - Charge by the pound baby. You can tell been a lot of
work in this jacket, man. - Are you ready? - Let's do, let's do work. - Are you ready? - I was born to do work. - You went straight to the big leagues, this is it right here. - This is the big leagues right here. - There ain't a dude in there. - Why this man have his glasses on? - [Rob] because we are all embarrassed. Okay, there's a man
right now with his dong about four feet from man's face, on the stripper stage right
where they're sitting. I'm nervous right now. - When you get nervous,
you get small package. - Dude, stuff it. - I got the littlest wiener
in Hollywood right now. - I'm not (beep) with you right now bro. Get this in here bro, I'm not
(beep) with you right now. Perfect! That's hot right there, that's hot, okay. - Girls, we got a little
surprise entertainer today. (cheering) Back from retirement, please welcome back the one and only, Black Lavender, enjoy! (cheering) (upbeat music) (cheering) Ladies put your hands
together for Black Lavender! (upbeat music) - Brought the house down. Brought the house down. Did you see the crowd, did you see that? - Oh yeah. - I mean they couldn't
keep the crowd down. - There you go Diesel, man
here's your socks back. - Oh, I appreciate it,
man, I appreciate it. This is a little awkward, actually. Wow. Wow. You know what that is? You know what that is to a stripper? Success. You never lost a step. - [Big Black] Thank you, son. - [Rob] You think it's safe
to have these junk socks back up on my feet? - [Big Black] Hey junk
socks are the best socks. (hip hop music) Holy (beep). - [Rob] God (beep). You kidding me? - Florida gators. - [Rob] Oh my God, no way. - [Big Black] They run this city, man. Rob, you gotta ollie that son of a bitch. - Should I? - Do work son, we in Florida! - I'm a ollie a gator right now. (upbeat music) Me and bear ollies it, you two jump it. - Kick step. - No way! - Fine fine fine fine. Do a double kick. - Double kicks. (upbeat music) - [Rob] Yeah, get to
jumping, get to jumping. Get it baby! (laughing) - He lifted up his pants
lie it was a skirt. - That's all I got, my groin hurt. - He angry right now. - He is pissed right now. He didn't like getting kick jumped. Lator gator, you got schooled! Get the hell outta here. - [Big Black] Lost my wig
jumping over that gator. (upbeat music) - Let them know you're here. We got a little bit of
time before we check in, so let's look around, see
what we got going here. What's going on over here? - If you need a sleazy
for him, we have sleazy's. - A what? That's a great outfit. Get a load of the style. Ride the rails son, come on now, come on. How you doing, sir? - Good, I'm Mike, you Rob? - I'm Rob. - You gotta be Big. - Yes, I am. - I'm working on it. (laughing) Come on over here. - You're looking good. - We'll get your number for your horse. - Well there's your exhibitor number. You are going to do the Liberty. - And is Liberty judged
on just horse action? - They like to see some
trotting, some galloping. They like, you know, bucking. And they like to see him
use most of the ring. - Okay. - You're good to go. Have a good show. - [Big Black] Thank you. (whimsical music) - You guys need to get a real groomer. - What's a real groomer? - Somebody that knows what
they're doing grooming horses. - You know, we're kind
of with that hip hop, so we kind of like to braid his hair. Does that kind of judge kind of look down on that a little bit. - Yeah.
- Hold on, let me get Rob. - What can I do ya for? - I've been told by a professional. - We need to groom your
horses a little differently if you're going to show them. - what's going on with?
- at the AMHA. - What's going on right now?
Well, you need a bridal path and that hair has to be slicked down. - We need an emergency grooming? Whatever he needs to do to become. - Make him look like a show horse? Come on, we're gonna make
him look like a show horse. - I'm just so glad that
someone kept it real. And I came over and said something. - [Groomer] It looks better already. - [Rob] We owe you a bunch right now. - [Big Black] Thank you. - I'm glad you stepped
up and gave it to us. I can't believe no one else said anything and they just let us rock a shabby horse. - Oh they've all been saying it. - To a blue ribbon horse. I like this culture right here. - It's very peaceful. It's time, man, it's time.
- All right man. - [Big Black] He's takin' a dump? - [Rob] Nah, he's got his
meat hanging right now. Put your meat away. - [Big Black] He's showing off. - Man, his meat's all crusty and dirty. - [Big Black] Hey, that's his business. - All right, I gotta get bedazzled. - All right.
- All right. I'll put together my little outfit. I'll meet you at the stadium. (country music) - Look like you're at a
Earth, Wind and Fire concert. - If we can't pull home
a blue ribbon right now, I don't know when we can. - I don't think, if we can't wearing this we ain't gonna do it. - I'm saying, we need
this horse to act right. We're number 176, we're number 176. - [Announcer] Class 152, our Liberty. This was our largest class of the day. - Get ready for competition. - Let's go in there. - [Rob] I'm nervous. (upbeat music) - As soon as the music
starts, you let him go. When the music stops, you catch him. - Next to go, exhibitor 176. - Let's go Diesel, let's go do work. - Let's do it, man.
- Let's do. (audience applauding) - I need you to run like the wind, horse. Go on horsy, go go go go! Go go, get him Black! Get him going! You know he ain't going nowhere. (audience laughing) He's gonna be right here. (audience applauding) He just didn't want to run. He just didn't want to run. His circle got tighter
and tighter and tighter. Listen to me, you're a
champion in our eyes. You're a Hollywood horse. You'll always be a champion
to us, we love you. Tell him he's still number one. - He's still number one, man. - Don't let this competition get you down. - Look, they ain't catching this horse. He's out. - So you telling me we
got a shot at this now? - We got a chance, Rob, I'm serious. - We've got the hottest outfits in here. - That's the truth. - That's gotta count for something. - We have our results for
class 152, our Liberty. We are going to pin through eighth. - At least we're in it. - And first place, number 145,
Billa's Silver Certificate. ♪ Sometimes my mind goes walkin' ♪ - Third place, 141. - Come on now, I need a ribbon. ♪ And turns back to the memories ♪ ♪ Of a love that didn't last ♪ In eighth place, number 176, Mini G. - Yeah! (cheering) ♪ But honey I can't
close the book on you ♪ ♪ Darlin' I can't close the book on you ♪ - We may not have a champion
horse, but we got a winner. - Yes, we do. - You know, it was more
about the adventure, than the actual competition. This horse may have come out
of here with the green ribbon, but he's still a shifty hip hop horse. - [Big Black] Yeah, you got that right. Shifty cent. ♪ And I can't see what
heartache's coming through ♪ - Why the (beep) won't the
cereal company call us back? I can't believe this, man. I don't think I've ever seen anything that I've been more
perfect for in my life. - Yeah. - This is us! Why don't they want to use
this to promote their product? - Dude, we're not, we're not
middle aged women working out. You know what we gotta do son? We need to show that to that
we do look good on a box, which means you might
have to go next level and do our own photo shoot together. - The only thing, then
we have to dress up like, like two women. - Hey, it worked for Wesley
Snipes in To Wong Foo. - Did it? - Yes it did. - Then we're gonna give them look, we're gonna give them just what they want. - I can throw a wig on and
be a middle aged woman. - Makeup? - I can go that route. A little blush, a little lip gloss. - Drama! - Am I gonna have to shave, son? You boy said I don't want to shave. - I need you to go get us
some makeup and some wigs. - Makeup? - Basically we have to
look like these two women. So just run out and grab some makeup. - I don't know anything about makeup. - like just lipstick and some blush and just something that like a
middle aged woman would wear. - I'll be right back. - Yes, it's gonna be so fun. - What's up?
- Let's get this box cover! (laughing) - You look like one of
the Golden Girls, son. - Dude, let's get this cover! - Dude why do you look like Blanche, man? - [Chris] He's got the flair and all. - This is what he came up with! I'm told this is old
woman (beep) right here. - You look like a healthy
woman right now, man. - I look like a (beep) golden girl. - Dude, I'm just hating to
see my outfit, right now. - [Rob] Your outfit's, trife. - I'm going to have to give you the shawl. - Dude, my leg is getting in this. - [Chris] That one just looks cool. - That is not good, dude. This might be pretty. - You look a lot younger though. There's just no 6'6" middle
aged women out there. - That 22 is not going in there, son. - [Chris] Oh my God, that's awkward. - That's some real ass old
people (beep) right here. Let me lace you up right here. - He looks like a doll. Like a weird little doll. (laughing) - So cute, it's so cute. It's so cute though,
it's so cute right now. - All right, so you guys need to just be hugged up around that bowl. Like it's the best thing
that ever happened to you. Get those faces touching. (laughing) I feel weird even being a part of that. - [Rob] Oh my God, it's perfect! (laughing) Look one, no glasses. - All right, faces touching,
you love that cereal. You look like a happy mother. Look at your face, man! (laughing) Dude, you look like a happy mother. - This might be the greatest moment I've ever seen in my life, dude. Look how un, look how literally unreal. (laughing) Oh, I might have to
start a cereal company. This is beyond happy. - [Big Black] Dude, where's
my, where's my left eye? - It's gone. - It's gone? - We give to people what they want. You think how many boxes you
would sell with that photo. - Dude I can't keep looking at you. You look like baby new year. - You have lipstick and blush on still. (hip hop music) - What's up? - What up? - What you eating there, bro? - Hottest cereal in the game. - Really? - Dude, smell. Smell that. - Smell like fiber. - Does it smell special? - Very special. - Maybe some Special Buddies. (laughing) We got our box, you know what I'm saying. - [Big Black] We got one box. - [Rob] We got one box. - Dude, what's up with
your boy eye man, I need. - Dude your eye, that's just,
that's what you got, man. - You'd think 300 grams of fiber, that eye'd be open a little bit more. - When you get a hard smile off, like it just squeezes down. Like your smile muscles are right here. - Yeah. - You know what I'm saying.
- [Big Black] Dude, why? - It's delicious and it's fantastic. - [Big Black] It's baked
in the ovens of friendship. That don't sound right. - [Rob] It doesn't. That's only through the game
that really don't sound right. (laughing) Special buddies. - Special Buddies. Dude that I was a bad decision. - That was a bad, that was
a bad decision right there. - You know, my goal was
to send this to them and be like, hey this
is what you could have. This could be your box. And I'm thinking all it did
was really seal the deal that we will never have a cereal box. - Exactly. - We didn't quite change the cereal game. We made it really weird,
you know what I'm saying. But I can tell you one
thing, tastes great. ♪ It's crunchy and it's
singing and we're nutty ♪ ♪ We're buddies ♪ ♪ Special and it's
crunchy and it's nutty ♪ ♪ Special buddies for you ♪ - So we got a big, big,
we got a lot of stuff, so. - [Man] I know, we're gonna be busy. Longest 50-50, I'm gonna knock that out. - [Man] Right. - Longest board slide. Most consecutive ollie's, I
want to knock that one out. - How many are you actually considering. - [Rob] At least 20? - Wow. - [Rob] Let's get to some
real records right now. - [Big Black] Ready to roll. - Scale right there if
you want to weight them. - Okay, perfect. So each one's got to be
a minimum of 128 grams. These are all fine. So you've got to peel each
banana, eat one at a time. - Okay. - Before you move on to the next banana, you just got to show me
that your mouth is empty. So I know you've sorted each one whole. - The world record is three, correct? - The world record is actually just two. - Two? (clapping) - So I will. - Do work. Do work. Guys I'm gonna need silence. - All right, three, two, one. (upbeat music) Remember to show me your mouth. Yup. - [Rob] Come on man, speed speed. - [Judge] 30 seconds. We're working banana. - [Chris] You got this, you got it. - [Judge] Yup, that's it, that was three. Well you have broken the
previous Guinness record of two by one banana, and you're a
Guinness world record holder! (cheering) The record as it currently stands for most powdered donuts eaten
in three minutes is four. And the key thing here is that
you do not lick your lips. - Let's do it. - [Judge] Okay. Three, two, one, go. (upbeat music) - [Rob] Dude his mouth's already dry. - [Judge] Okay. No licking of the lips. - You got it son. - [Judge] You got it. - No, be careful man. - [Judge] Remember to show me your mouth. That's good. (clapping) - You the man! - You had five donuts
with 15 seconds to spare. So the new Guinness record
for most powdered donuts in three minutes is five,
congratulations again. (cheering) (hip hop music) - What are you doing in there, man? - What's going down? - What is this? What is it? What does that say? A father to be book. (beep) Why do you have this? - Dude, because I got a baby on the way. - What do you mean you got? That doesn't make sense. - Yes, yes it does. I got, I got a baby on the way. - Okay, why do I feel like
you're (beep) with me right now? - I would never (beep)
with you about a baby. - I just, did you just find out or like? - I've known for a little bit, man, but I just wanted, you
know what I'm saying, make it official.
- How long is a little bit? - Six months. - Can you smack my (beep) face? Can you smack my (beep) face? - Bro, I couldn't put it
out there like that son. - Unreal bro. Un (beep) real. - I didn't want to gross you out, man. You run in the single lifestyle, man. You're doing your thing. You don't bring that
type of stuff to your boy till he's ready for it. - Look, I don't want you to get me wrong. Like I'm happy for you. I mean, I'd love to
have some babies myself. - Your boy gotta move out. I gotta get, I gotta get
a place for my little one. - Please tell me she's your girlfriend. - [Big Black] Yeah. - Are you in love? - Yes. - You really are, aren't you?
- Yes I am. A little lavender and a little loving. She got a Big Black in the oven. - Don't have like baby
rhymes for me right now. Don't, you planned that? - I'm nervous. I'm nervous. - I'm nervous too. This is (beep) crazy. - The way I feel right now,
we're talking about this, I kind of feel like
we're both 18 years old and I just broke it to
you I got a kid coming, and all my college dreams are shattered. Everything I wanted to do
was done, but it's not. We should be dancing around right now. I know it's a lot to take right now, bro. - I'm just, I'm pretty like if, I'm gonna be real with you,
if I was having a baby, I would probably tell
you a little bit quicker. - Where I'm from man, you keep the news until it's ready to be distributed. You can keep it, you keep it tight lipped. - All right, for real,
congratulations man. - Wanted to know if you wanted to go down to Babies USA with your boy, and just look at what they got down there. I don't want to walk into
it not even having a clue. - It's bad karma for me to be in there. - I backed your sacred G,
I backed your time travel. Dude, back your boy up. - I can't be like I don't. I like, especially like
the fact that like, I can't just show up like
in bed, I can't do that. - Can we go to Baby USA? - Let's do it. (dramatic music) - How are you doing? We are looking for
Christopher Big Black Boykin. Dude babies are so serious. - So how many kids you plan to have? - I don't know. - All right, I give you
about a year or two. This is where you're going to be at. This is what you need
in your life, right now. - I don't know if this is what I need, I think maybe I could probably
use a girlfriend first. - You need to stop messing
with them dirty girls. - DGL, man. - I'll tell you one thing, I can't imagine ever in
my lifetime being here. - But that it'll change your life. 'Cause then you'll see like a little, a little version of
you and it's just like. - Have you held a baby before? - It's too fragile, you
know what I'm saying? It's like the same way
I feel we weird driving someone's Ferrari, I'd be so
afraid I'm gonna wreck it. You know what I mean? - [Chris] I'm actually kind of nervous. - I'm nervous too. I'm just trying to wrap
my head around what his, he has a baby. - Oh look it here. Look it here. - [Big Black] Isis Rae, man. - Due it's so newly born. - [Big Black] Check her out, man. - Dude, gorgeous man, absolutely gorgeous. How you got her so bb'd up so quick. - Oh man, you know how I. - Congratulations, man. - Good to have you guys. - [Rob] Stretch it out. - Oh! There she go. - [Rob] This is crazy man. - Remember what I told you,
put your hands out like that. - Man I don't, this is crazy. - Put your hands out like that. - Do you trust me? - [Big Black] Yeah. - Do you trust me? - [Big Black] Yeah. - Just put your hands below me in case it. - There you go, there you go. - [Big Black] He got you. - There you go. - [Big Black] Hey. - She's about to lose it.
- [Big Black] Say, hey Rob! - Dude, relax. - [Rob] This is incredible. - [Big Black] Yes, life changing. (laughing) (baby whining) She's doo-dooing. Yeah yeah, right now. She's trying to push right now. (baby crying) - Oh!
- Come here. Come here. Hey, hey. She's all right, all right y'all. - Congratulations man. - No doubt. I'll be right back, y'all, big baby. - Congratulations. - Thank you. - Do I got baby on me? Oh my God, I'm covered in baby. - You don't have baby on you. - I am covered in baby. Dude, how awkward. - Baby's just blowing out white tea. (laughing)
