r/FatPeopleStories - Karen let her dog EAT my sandwich...

what's up guys welcome to daily dose of reddit this is your host zach and today subreddits are slash fat people stories this story is called i have accidentally betrayed the office ham planet by losing weight one of my colleagues is a ham planet she wears the biggest size you can get in british plus size shops our sizing is different to us sizing but i think the us equivalent would be like size 28 or 30. and sometimes that is too small for her so yeah we're talking pretty large this of course isn't what makes her a ham planet what makes her a ham planet is her constant and repeated assistance that basically everything is fat phobia her friends want to go to a theme park fat phobic because she can't fit on most of the rides poor service from a waiter or shop assistant must be fat phobia again doctor explains that her multiple health issues are all things that are directly caused or seriously exacerbated by obesity fat phobia the chairs in our office have arms fat phobic apparently and so on on a superficial level we get on okay together we actually have a few common interests but the longer i have worked with her and been her friend on social media the more she has started to drive me insane with her absolute obsession with fat phobia fat acceptance denial of basic science around weight gain etc she is also incredibly self-centered and touchy everything is about her apparently over the past year i've lost a lot of weight i should be really clear that i'm more than fine with people being fat and feeling positive about their own bodies and i don't think that fat equals ugly or anything like that but i was just at a size where i really didn't feel like myself anymore so i decided to do something about it and now after a year of exercising and keeping my calorie intake in small deficit most days i'm no longer fat i was a uk 18 to 20 so a u.s 14 to 16. and now i'm a uk 10 to 12 or a u.s six to eight damn and i exercise a lot and i love it i feel really great literally better than i've ever felt before and i hope i never have to set foot in a plus size store again in my life officeham planet is not happy about this now nobody has talked about this in the office and in any case for the past three months we've been working from home in lockdown partly because we're not really the sort of team who does diet talk and partly because we know ham planet describes herself as a fat acceptance activist and is very vocal about that she even did a talk about it at our office's diversity network and we know she is a moderator on some kind of fat positive forum and goes to plus size events etc we also know to be fair to her that she was bullied horribly for her weight when she was a teenager so we want to be sensitive to that however a few of us including ham planet are facebook friends and recently i posted a picture of me on a walk with my boyfriend that showed me full length i had kind of forgotten that lots of my friends and family have no idea what size i am now and when i logged back in i had lots and lots of complimentary comments and questions from people about my weight loss and my colleagues joined in with that and one of them posted a pic in the comments of me at a work event about 18 months ago where i look twice the size and said look at the difference amazing work you look fantastic ham planet reacted to that comment with the angry button then on one of her other social media accounts she posted a whole load of stuff about how it's really sad to see someone praised for losing weight and that they aren't even aware that they've been brainwashed into thinking sin equals superior and have lost their autonomy in that there is no healthy way to lose weight because your body craves what it needs and by giving it that you are caring for it and then something about being triggered by toxic diet and fitness talk at work well this is bullcrap no conversation happened at work it was on my facebook which she doesn't have to follow but i don't take the bait apparently though i was supposed to take it because the following day i get a very long personal message from her i'm not gonna cut and paste the whole thing but here are some edited highlights it's blatantly obvious that you have succumbed to internalized fat phobia and are attributing your worth to your size you owe your body better care than this i'm sure you'll say that it's your body your business but by posting pictures of your thin body for all to see you are making it my business and you are openly signaling that you don't want to look like me so sorry but it is my business fat phobia is every fat person's business because when you lose weight you are erasing a fat body all deliberate weight loss is an act of fat hatred and yeah i will take it personally because it is personal it is a direct criticism of me and the fat body i live in look i get it being fat especially super fat like i am is hard in a fat phobic society you were a small fat but yeah it's hard society does not cater for fat bodies i understand why you have given into this as it's not always easy to be strong and resist i want you to know that when you regain the weight it's proven that people can't lose weight permanently there will be support for you from your fat positive sisters and i would urge you to seek their help in accepting your own fat body and working on your fat phobia i know you are saying that you are not starving yourself but you also told name redacted that you have done this by cutting calories that is the biggest red flag there is for eating this for disordered eating all food is nourishment and anything but intuitive eating is disordered i get that all the praise and attention you're getting for me for this makes you feel good but weight loss isn't an achievement it's an act of self harm so yeah that was nice i sent her only a very brief reply to say that she was welcome to unfriend me on facebook if she was upset by my posts that i am perfectly well and healthy to feel great and that it seems strange to me that anyone of any size would think that people should want to look like them and be offended if they don't i have very dark brunette hair but i don't take offense at the fact that she bleaches her as platinum blonde because she feels boring as a brunette she hasn't replied but she hasn't unfriended me i'm still debating whether to discuss this with our boss because he was part of the facebook conversation too and i think he would probably want to know what ham planet is up to we're all still working from home at the moment so it's not like i'm gonna see her face to face and we're not often in the same video calls but we're probably gonna be back in the office at least one or two days a week from next month and i'm slightly worried that there will be an awkward atmosphere when she notices that i have not magically become fat again at her request i don't want her to get in trouble at work but i do feel my boss should maybe know what's going on i don't know i saw on her facebook this morning that she has been to the doctor because she has an infected sore on her body which i assume is caused by her rolls of fat rubbing together because all her fat acceptance friends are chipping in to give her advice on not letting her doctor fob her off by telling her that this is a problem fat people just have to deal with if they won't lose weight but all the fat acceptance women seem to have had this problem too so yeah that kind of suggests it really is a problem fat people just have to deal with if they won't lose weight doesn't it valid point there however when people have these hive mind mentalities not that i'm suggesting fat acceptance as a whole is a hive mind sort of thing necessarily because being happy with how you look is a very important thing to to have and if you want to be happy with how you look that's great however i find these women to be hypocritical because i feel in essence it's just accepting how you look uh whether you be fat or thin fit or not so these particular women are just caught up in their own insecurities that are very very present and it's just leading to very toxic behavior which is not good they need to get help this story's called ham planet eats my social distancing sandwich english as a first language sean mobile so sorry about the formatting also this just happened and i'm super pissed so that may compound errors i'll come back and edit the spacing and errors as needed i also posted the story in entitled uh bimbo but i have edited it edited it edited it and rewrote it for fat people stories to use the right fat people stories lingo and abbreviations as this story sits smack dab in the middle of both entitled bimbo and fat people stories cast in context me opie mid thirties five foot seven one hundred thirty five pounds went to gym six days a week before bro bid so am definitely a poo lord ham planet five foot two ish 320 pounds ish mid 30's female ham planet muffin ham planets dog pit mix large around 70 pounds male unfixed i'm assuming based on giant visible nuts ooh i also am not surprised that ham planets named her dog after food context i live in a single family home in a nice residential neighborhood in seattle i have a front porch and fences on three sides of my house both sides and the back but no front fencing as i didn't want to deal with having a gate for my driveway plus curb appeal 5 10 pm i have worked a long day today remotely from my office cause brevit 19 from 7 30 a.m until that moment i realized that i am starving and had not eaten lunch i am hangry 5 20 p.m i want delicious chicken i use a popular delivery service in order from the delicious chicken sandwich place that we all know and love one spicy chicken sandwich yes one side salad one medium order of waffle fries dipping sauces okay sorry i gotta i gotta stop here kudos to op here i'm gonna i'm gonna go i'm gonna say their name uh user i wish this was anonymous uh good job for picking the best chick-fil-a chicken sandwich that they have and yes it's better than the spicy deluxe because i find that it is a refined sandwich without it with the extra stuff it's just distracting okay the chicken and the pickle that's all you need and the spice just adds to the flavor and so you get an amazing chicken sandwich experience and just amazing job for realizing that i am so glad someone else knows it i choose leave at door delivery option again brevit19 doordash app has disclaimers about not being responsible for food once delivered when you choose leave at door in the preceding two months of shelter in place i have regularly been ordering groceries and food delivery using the same no contact delivery option and have had zero issues thus far 5 48 pm app push notifies me that driver has picked up my food and has one delivery on the way to me delivery eta 6 10 5 59 pm push notification that i am next delivery food will be here soon 607 pm push notification from app food is here 607 pm plus 20 seconds delivery driver rings my bell and leaves i was in the bathroom at the time so i finished my business and washed my hands 6 12 p.m i opened my front door to retrieve my food what do i see a dog muffin standing on my porch surrounded in shredded packaging devouring my chicken sandwich and waffle fries muffin is on an extendo leash and ham planet is standing on the sidewalk about 25 feet away from muffin at the bottom of my very steep but short driveway she has the other end of her leash around her wrist and she is typing on her phone just casually watching muffin eat my food 6 12 p.m plus 10 seconds what the fornication under get said to the king no seriously what the actual fortigation it gets out of the king that's my sandwich why are you just standing there letting your dog eat my food muffin was hungry and it was just sitting there you can't just leave a fried chicken sandwich in front of a dog and expect them not to eat it dogs have no self-control over eating food apparently neither do you miss 320 pounds no sadly i didn't actually say this but god damn do i wish that i had i was also amazed that ham planet was content to watch muffin eat that sandwich as i'm shocked she didn't take it from him and eat it herself that is your job as a pet owner to stop your dog from eating my food you were just standing there texting why didn't you stop your dog from eating my sandwich this is what i actually said instead of the above you have a very steep driveway i can't walk up there i had no idea there was food on your porch when muffin ran up there by the time i saw it he was already ripping the bag open the part about the driveway i actually do believe she was large enough that i was surprised she was walking the dog at all but given how steep my driveway is even though it's not all that long i legitimately believe that she couldn't have gotten her fat ass up that driveway either way at this point the chicken from the sandwich is gone but he ignored the bun and is now destroying the fries and i'm afraid if i stick my hands near them i'm gonna get bitten pull your dog back i wanna pick up the remains and i'm afraid your dog is gonna bite me that's racist not all pits are aggressive muffin is a good dog and you're being racist against him apparently you can be racist to dogs based on their breed news to me but again didn't say anything back to her about that whatever just pull your dog back and planet complies and pulls back on the leash hand over hand until muffin is back next to her i pick up the remains and assess the damage everything but the side salad is destroyed and even that packaging is ripped open your dog ate the rest of it you owe me 25 i'm not paying for that you left out of your porch that's not my fault and besides that 25 is ridiculous at delicious chicken sandwich place a chicken sandwich is only 7.16 and large fries is only 3.79 with taxes and the salad is totally fine and muffin only ate half the fries you could still eat the rest of those yes ham planet apparently eats enough at delicious chicken place that she has actually memorized the cost of menu items after taxes and can cite them in an argument but notably does not know the cost of the side salad that's ridiculous are you freaking kidding me i'm not eating food that your dog touched doesn't matter either way i'm not paying for it that's theft the order with tax delivery and tip was 25 and change either give me the money so i can order more food or i'm calling the police seattle police won't care it's 25 go ahead and call them they won't show up for two hours fine then if you don't think you've done anything wrong and think i should just call the police then give me your name how dumb do you think i am i'm not giving my name and planet pulls muffins leash and just walks off and sadly for the first time in this conversation and planet was right well actually the second because i checked the prices and she really did have them legit memorized as the prices for sandwich and fries after attacks were correct this is petty theft the police will just tell me to fill out an online theft form and then they might call me about it i've had a bike stolen a few years ago and it was worth 350 dollars and that's all the police did then and without her name not even worth calling so i didn't chase after her i just gave up went inside made a frozen pizza and wrote this up and it won i've now realized my title is slightly wrong as ham planet herself didn't eat my food but i can't figure out how to update the title edit two i've now been helpfully informed that you can't change the title thanks i walk the line so sorry all that's a bit wrong wow okay i would genuinely be really really upset because as as you as you might have figured out by now i like the chick-fil-a spicy chicken sandwich it's a good sandwich and if someone's freaking dog ate my chicken sandwich i would go balls to the wall crazy man and the worst part is no one's gonna do anything about it she's gonna have to live with the fact that some lady just let her freaking dog steal her food and got nothing back don't forget to like subscribe and hit that bell to never miss an episode [Music]

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Length: 19min 43sec (1183 seconds)

Published: Wed Jul 29 2020