>>> I'LL BE IN IN A MINUTE, MOM
I'M JUST FINISHING UP A CALL. YEAH, SORRY.
MY MOM IS DOING A WHOLE THING, FRANCO FAMILY REUNION FOR, YEAH,
THE HOLIDAYS. YEAH, A LOT OF PEOPLE I HAVEN'T
SEEN IN FOREVER. ANYWAY I'LL CATCH UP WITH YOU
LATER OKAY? ALL RIGHT.
BYE. >> JAMES?
LITTLE JAMIE? >> I'M SORRY.
WHO ARE YOU? >> IT'S ME, YOUR COUSIN.
>> WHOA, WHOA, WHOA. WAIT A SECOND.
MANDY? >> YEAH, MANDY.
PRETTY MANDY. >> OH, MY GOD.
HI. WOW.
HOW LONG HAS IT BEEN? LIKE 20 YEARS?
>> YEAH, MAN, WE'VE GOT A LOT OF CATCHING UP TO DO.
>> UH-HUH. >> SO DO YOU STILL GO SWIMMING?
>> YEAH, I STILL SWIM SOMETIMES. >> YEAH?
AND DO YOU STILL EAT CANDY? >> YEAH.
I EAT CANDY. YEAH.
>> GOOD FOR YOU, MAN. DO YOU KNOW WHAT?
I'M NOT GOING TO BEAT AROUND THE BUSH.
I HAVE BEEN WANTING TO ASK YOU SOMETHING?
>> OH, LOOK, I THINK I KNOW YOU'RE GOING TO ASK.
>> DO YOU NEED HELP? >> WHAT?
>> DO YOU NEED HELP? BECAUSE I HEARD YOU
HAVE GOT SOME MOVIE COMING OUT. I HEARD IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A
BAD MOVIE. >> "DISASTER ARTIST"?
IT'S BASED ON A GUY WHO MADE A BAD MOVIE.
>> OKAY, WHATEVER YOU SAY, MAN. BUT DO YOU REMEMBER WHEN YOU
USED TO MAKE GOOD MOVIES? LIKE ONE WITH THE APES.
COME ON, LET ME HELP YOU. >> NO, LOOK, MANDY, I'M GOOD,
I'M GOOD. WHAT ABOUT YOU?
HOW YOU BEEN? >> ME?
IN OCTOBER I HIT A BULL'S EYE.
>> A BULL'S EYE? LIKE IN DARTS?
>> YEAH, MAN. I WAS THE ONLY PERSON AT
QUICKIES TO HIT THE BULL'S EYE THAT DAY.
SO THEY EVEN NAMED A DRINK AFTER ME.
THE PRETTY MANDY. >> WHAT WAS IN IT?
>> GIN. >> WHAT ELSE?
>> A STRAW. LOOK, MAN, YOU TRIED TO CHANGE
THE SUBJECT. LET ME HELP YOU.
>> NO, MANDY, I'M DOING GREAT. MY MOVIE, WHICH A LOT OF PEOPLE
ARE SAYING THEY LIKE, IT COMES OUT AROUND CHRISTMAS.
>> OH, SURE LIKE THAT NORTH KOREA FLICK.
>> "THE INTERVIEW. >> YEAH, RIGHT, YOUR MOVIE.
MAN, I TOLD MY FRIENDS CLIFF AND PIG THAT MY COUSIN HAD A MOVIE
COMING OUT. AND WE WENT TO GET TICKETS, AND
IT WAS CANCELED. YOU EMBARRASSED ME, MAN.
>> THAT WASN'T MY FAULT. THEATERS REFUSED TO SHOW IT.
>> IT WAS SO BAD THEY REFUSED TO SHOW IT?
>> NO, NO. THEY STILL RELEASED IT ON
CRACKLE.COM. >> CRACKLE.COM?
SO ZERO PEOPLE SAW IT? I CAN TELL YOU ARE GETTING
DEFENSIVE, SO LET'S STOP IT MAN. ARE YOU STILL BROTHERS WITH
DAVE? >> YEAH HE'S MY BROTHER.
HE'S RIGHT INSIDE. WHY.
>> YOU DOE MY BROTHER DON'T TALK THE ME NO MORE.
>> WHAT HAPPENED. >> I GOT TOO BIG FOR HIM WHEN I
HIT THAT BULL -- >> THE BULL'S EYE.
>> YEAH, MAN. HE GOT JEALOUS, MAN.
BUT I THINK IT'S COOL THAT YOU HAVE NOT DONE ENOUGH TO GET DAVE
JEALOUS OF YOU. OM COME ON, LET ME HELP YOU IN
AND OUT MAN. WHAT DO YOU NEED?
DO YOU NEED MONEY. DO YOU NEED A DART THAT HIT A
BULL'S EYE. >> I DON'T NEED ANY HELP.
LOOK, I HAVE A VERY SUCCESSFUL CAREER.
I WAS NOMINATED FOR AN OSCAR. >> YEAH, BUT YOU LOST.
YOU DID, MAN. YOU LOST THE OSCAR.
YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU SHOULD FIRE YOUR AGENTS.
GET WITH DAVES. >> I'M GOING TO GO INSIDE AND
HELP MY MOM. CONGRATS ON THAT BULL'S EYE, ALL
RIGHT? [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> MANDY? PRETTY MANDY.
>> DAVE. LITTLE DAVEY.
>> WOW, YOU ARE STILL SMOKING HOT.
GOOD FOR YOU. >> YEAH.
WHEN YOU GOT IT, YOU GOT IT. HEY, LISTEN, YOU'D TELL ME IF
JAMES NEEDED HELP, RIGHT? >> HEY, HEY, YOU DON'T NEED TO
WORRY ABOUT THAT, ALL RIGHT. LET ME WORRY ABOUT THAT.
AND, BY THE WAY, DID I HEAR THAT YOU GOT A BULL'S EYE?
HOW? >> I THREW THE DART!
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
Nice. I thought that bit with Paul Rudd seemed familiar, but had forgotten the specifics of this sketch. Thanks!
Heidi's voice for this sketch kills me 🤪
Hmm. I feel like they still haven't written the right sketch around the character.
I’m unable to just watch any of the sketches with Franco knowing what he’s accused of (which is a shame since the Spelling Bee and Court case ones were really well written)
Yep. I remember seeing this sketch when it first aired.