Returning to the iHop I Destroyed 4 Years Ago!

hello how you guys doing good i was just wondering if there's any way i could like tennis with y'all my boot thing serena williams just lost so like i've been heartbroken lately oh [ __ ] was that a four i don't know we played by street rules [Music] [Applause] [Music] oh there he is i didn't even get to explain what i'm doing you're good so i had this company hit me up like what like three months ago basically it's the spray where you spray it on your little dingling and like you're supposed to last forever i'm not gonna lie there you try to hold your boy and try to give him some trump chain so i just held on to the free sample and let's do a little bit of unboxing real quick i'm so curious like how it works you know [ __ ] hey jv he never wakes up like this [ __ ] sleeps or anything watch breakfast baby [ __ ] don't make no sense initiation wake up can't say their name or nothing you know no publicity gotta pay for that [ __ ] climax control spray ribbed condoms definitely don't need that professional raw diet man ultra thin condoms what the hell why'd you get so many condoms ultra small condoms so that's you i'm not gonna lie they hooked it up though it says apply three or more sprays not to exceed ten i said funky instructions i'm gonna go crazy in this whole bro give me like two weeks you gotta like scheduled out in yeah for me it's for me he's talking to me all right boys man i've been wanting to do this video for a fedex minute so we're getting around to doing it today the homie y'all know nigel he did this prank where basically he was pretending to be like one of those dudes that you know draw like the cool pictures of you and everything but he would just like do a real shitty i want to give it a try but put my own little jedeon spice on it we [Music] i did a good job y'all would you guys like a little free drawing come on cute couple free drawing hang it up somewhere [ __ ] might be a little bit harder than i thought and what about y'all you guys want a free portrait okay five minutes hey let's go into the sunlight real quick so i can see all the details yeah it's free no i gotta keep it i work better when like i'm under pressure can you like time me three two one all right can't look you can't look you can't look cantaloupe kind of look all right three two one [Music] can i see your feet real quick yeah yeah let me see your feet okay i just want to see what kicks your head on like a big smile big smile there we go can i get black power real quick can i get a black power real quick it's black history month okay thank you i just need that real quick okay you ready i got the pattern i got the roses you wanted i got your earrings the only thing i kind of like i'm disappointed by myself is the lips i just went a little bit too big and i forgot the little mole like that's on me happy birthday thank you hey uh it's customary to like leave a tip maybe like 25 dollars maybe i'm playing you know where the baddies are sir what the baddies like shawty that i got a little fatty you know no i'm trying to draw them you know no because i've been working with pancakes you know i'm trying to get me some you know i'm trying to get me a double stack not today a couple weeks ago yeah they had double stacks or triple stacks that was a double bubble oh yeah man i'm the black danny duncan i'm gonna fool that child for chop chop again don't make me rob you and take out your pocket chain step on your block with a hundred inside all right y'all so this next clip i'm about to show you guys we actually recorded this in the beginning of january so we've been sitting on this clip for a fat minute when i was looking at it i realized i really didn't tell the story properly so like i'm just gonna give you guys a quick synopsis so basically like four years ago i was like 15 years old we went to an ihop and everything was going smooth and everything but for some reason the steak omelette like really messed up my stomach and i had to go use the restroom like really really bad and whenever i go use public restrooms usually like i just pop a hovering position like i'm not about to sit my eyes on a seat that 500 other [ __ ] sat the ass on i'm always good with it like i have like a 99.9 free throw percentage at the toilet but this one particular time i literally had no [ __ ] time to aim like it was now or never and i had to just pull down my pants and just spray and pray if you guys get grossed out easily i highly advise you guys to skip to this part of the video but if you guys want to see what it looked like three two one [Music] yep that was me and so you guys don't think i'm pulling the savage sean and just got this off the internet i'll literally show you guys the snapchat that i sent to my friend all the way back in 2016. like i literally sent it to him because it looked that bad but like it's just messed up it's a shitty ah no no it's a new year and i felt like being a new me and so first thing first is i decided to go back up to the ihop and get the person i cleaned it up 100 so yeah that was just a little quick synopsis enjoy the clip that's exactly where i was sitting right over there when it happened the food was good though i can't lie hello is there someone that's like worked here like the last like five six years like were you here during 2016. did you ever like clean up the restrooms or anything okay now i'm sorry you can roll uh videotape inside the restaurant i characterize that for i hope so he cannot video taping here yeah mr hop said it was cool yeah no we can attend the taping here okay we'll just turn the cameras off like flight it's all good yeah i'm sorry do you remember this funny chance like this isn't to be rude or anything but like do you remember this scene by any chance choice report for that one wait wait wait yeah i think we had the police report for that you had a police report for this so you remember this did you clean it up i didn't clean it up oh you did it is that person in here i just wanted to come back and just like apologize it was me i did that so you came in here you have to take a picture and apologize to that person yeah basically 15 at the time i was wrong for that but like you know i've matured a little bit you know i'm homosexual now so like is there any way of like maybe like looking at the logs figuring out who did it because i just want to give them like a cash reward for like actually like cleaning that mess up it's been already four years so there's a lot of people that have been coming in and out so i cannot tell you who was at that time oh since you're the person i like witnessed it can i just give you like 40. you don't have to worry about it no like i feel bad yeah but it's been already four years you don't have to worry about it okay but do you forgive me i promise i'll never do that again i think you promise okay can i have a hug i'm so sorry i'll never let anything like happen like that ever again okay okay have a nice day here let's go no no no we're here we'll do the tip share with the people yeah okay have a nice day thank you wow she looks like she had a vietnam flashback when she saw that [ __ ] i can't believe they actually made a police report about that wow you guys probably wonder like why didn't give her the whole hundred i mean she didn't she didn't clean it up but like she witnessed this so like she deserved 40 at least that's what the [ __ ] out of here before the call right here i know you love me baby and i love you too i know you love me baby and i love you too my god

Channel: JiDion

Views: 3,068,350

Keywords: jidion, vlog, funny, prank

Id: -gS6CI8izlE

Length: 9min 29sec (569 seconds)

Published: Wed Feb 24 2021