Returnal - Like Aliens meets Groundhog Day

what is happening y'all welcome new games so a big thanks to the folks over at sony for code to the game super excited to check this out we have had our eye on this for a while uh not only is this one of the first new games like an actual new ps5 game but as far as i know this may be the first aaa roguelike internal notifications news update sure audio output uh headphones i can't choose what i want whatever subtitles english make them a little bit bigger start in online mode oh sdr black point settings not visible little bit brighter i can't see the not visible at all i can faintly see it if i'm like moving around each new cycle prevents new challenges rewards and changes to the world adapt and persevere to progress further when you die or close return you'll always be returned to the crash site and all non-permanent progression is lost you can suspend your cycle by using the console's rest mode functionality huh everyone was talking about the haptics and they aren't kidding the haptics are really good like the controller just has like a very oh yeah this is good this is they did they did a good job with the controls [Music] bro i'm excited too this is i mean besides demon souls which was a remake this is like i think this is the first like real next-gen game we've seen you know be between um between xbox and playstation i i this is the first next gen like this is this is only ps5 right i don't think this is even on ps4 ps4 can you do it yeah this is ps5 only so this is the first uh i think this is the first next-gen only game well godfall i wouldn't count godfall because godfall was like you know it was on pc it was on ps4 that fall wasn't a real next-gen game the haptics are nutty right now like it feels the controller like you can feel this [ __ ] [ __ ] crashing this is nuts it's not it sounds so nerdy but like it's not just like a rumble are you gonna feel like each little individual bump like as the ship just bounced there you're like oh god this is nuts dude these haptics they're so good but dude you can feel like little little tiny twinkles of the rain in your fingertips this is crazy everyone was talking about it but i did not expect this i've crashed i survived but helios did not suit status operational but my sidearm is missing i'm leaving comms open abandoning helios heading towards white shadow broadcast i'm assuming i can like fall down a pit oh yep all right well we know what happens when we fall this forest contains extensive ruins of a xenotype civilization ancient walls foundations and statues someone say thanks for all the awesome content keep it up don't worry there's plenty to come i have a jump oh damn look at that i can only do it once though squeeze through there it looks like there's something over here powers xenotech devices so we got triangle mobile light you feel the terrain uh you can feel certain certain parts of it i have found a deceased astro scout here checking identification on a helmet it's gonna be her my sidearm continuing towards the signal's origin it's like there's no rumble like on on this but like when i drop it's like a very like did you can feel it when you dash for sure discovered a potential resource positive analysis for suit repairs classifying as silphium first enemies encounter scavenger fauna fauna dispatched changing what was that recorded log found adding to data bank playing back now scout log elapsed time 30 minutes since last crash whole areas of this forest are rearranging themselves like a fluid puzzle after each whenever i return per astra protocol i will not be recovered until i reach the broadcast signal if you're hearing this you are stuck here too i don't remember recording that it's so weird to think that like i'm seeing my own body and [ __ ] security system encountered i mean like honestly if you have a ps5 you might as well get it like what what other you know what what other uh ps5 exclusive is there right now i guess demon souls but we've all played that already you know just the fact that it is a new game that just came out that is next-gen exclusive that alone makes it worth it in my opinion could i like maybe squeeze through oh i can rupo i'm just saying you have helped me mention all the soul sporting games with you into the walkthroughs i want to say thank you for the effort you put forth myself and many others are grateful i'm more than welcome good sir i get great enjoyment out of listening to myself talk and make guides no but serious i really i like doing walkthroughs tutorial that's a big boy this is overload uh weapons on atrophos do not require ammunition but they can overheat after overheating your weapon slowly recharges but you can speed it up with overload if you pull the trigger when the indicator is inside the mark zone your weapon overloads and becomes instantly fully reloaded some items give you additional buffs dashing is useful multiple ways cross long distances you're immune to damage from hazards in most attacks while dashing dope overlord i wonder if i can plug in a mouse and keyboard i just feel like i'm such a sloppy shot i hope it doesn't bite me in my ass later uh opens secure gates and containers but is infected with malignancy malignant items have a chance of causing malfunctions my functions have negative effects or could even inhibit certain actions suit malfunction what is the malfunction remove malfunction by completing the task on the left side of the screen collect artifacts lose oba lights when suffering damage and i gotta collect artifacts to fix that suit can malfunction consumes or even enemy projectiles all these have a chance to create triggering negative effects that only be promoted by creating a task the third would trigger is critical malfunction which will destroy a random carried item oh no sounds like [ __ ] is this an artifact golden ring at e3 we will see i'm not gonna hold my breath is this a boss oh this this sure is how it feels like a boss wait a minute holy [ __ ] did you see that my bullet got sucked and spit out i've discovered piled corpses of a xenotype species oh [ __ ] likely the architects of these ruins these could be the sentients that broadcast the white shadow signal look there's like bullets that are rocking up and bouncing that's so weird i don't like that at all it is impossible to escape i have tried everything i'm always brought back by there is a moment between death and rebirth when tentacles drag me down screaming drowning returning holy [ __ ] oh no i got a dash i couldn't dash oh god i don't think i'm supposed to beat this thing but i'm gonna try no i'm dead shouldn't have said anything foreign the groundhog day meets alien i like that description i'm gonna update the title this is celine i survived that can you hear me i'm in my ship suit status operational and i've already experienced this before every time you die you return to the crash site without the weapons artifacts resources your data bank entries and permanent equipment survive from cycle to cycle use these permanent items to explore new areas and utilize shortcuts so i guess my firearm is a permanent the environment wasn't like this before oh it wants me to hit this adrenaline level is raised for every three hostiles you eliminate to a maximum of five upon taking damage it's reset each level provides unique effect that stacks with their levels so basically as i kill and not get hit my levels increase all right well there's stuff in there but i guess i can't get to it i need a key so looks like there's something below me damn it it's more water that i can't touch new technology discovered augments my weapon with an alternative firing mechanism oh highly effective this will be useful that's cool damn what the hell is going on over there what's this pause it into a matching device to permanently unlock this item design for future cycles but we got a key so let's go back and see that leads uh where's the door was it oh here we go hostiles that have injured you dropped 50 percent more obelites when killed let me go check that and see where that goes i'm gonna guess that we should not touch this stuff malignant abelite chunk large amount but is infected with malignancies xenotech required and that requires a key why is the stream blurry [Music] no no stream is not blurry streams beautiful 1440p crisp 60fps so uh what is that square that's above we try and get elevation here and check um oh dash yeah up there i don't see it i wonder what that is just have to shoot that hmm i don't know how to get up there oh is this an assault rifle acquired a xenotype weapon similar to our carbine technology efficiency measures your combat ability per cycle you get it from each other style you dispatch but there's items that can grant it efficiency determines the maximum level of weapons you can find in the world dope so what is the thing that it's pointing to oh feel the power [ __ ] litch where's the uh where does my alt-fire recharge from that's still recharging what is this what is that you see that at the mark discovered a massive wall beyond which is the white shadow signal i can't cross the chasm xenotech device requires something to activate objectives and investigate the energy reading in the forest all right so there's a little tiny tick in the corner that says all fire i think that's all i can i can count on who triggered the broadcast do you see the white shadow is something only i should know and now out of literally nowhere i'm hearing it again where the sentience involved but how would they have known i so i don't even have my pistol anymore it's just this is this is what we use now [Applause] feel the dark side what do we got pick it on up kept on death again enter by interacting with deceased scouts and completing daily challenges you can use ether to cleanse boliga objects or use spatial devices cue somewhere there's a shooty open the door thingy no oh all right so that's not that bad see no tech required i can't do that and i can't get that well if we can't open it only place to go is forward i have interacted with other versions of myself but i worry one day i will re-experience these same interactions from their perspectives but are they truly mean or just hollowed corpses this may be the face of things to come hmm oh look it's like firing off little heat seekies yeah come on [ __ ] adrenaline level five gaming this thing is cool yeah my assault rifle has turned into a machine of death and i love it that's close there's one up top though and ryan with the dono this looks like a bed interaction can damage integrity what did i just do five percent weapon damage per adrenaline level sign me up [Music] it's too earth here to cleanse let's take it five after the clinton's large malignant resin builds two slots towards max integrity upgrade is infected with malignancy let's take it kill 10 hostiles while stationary minus 75 weapon damage like that's gonna matter to me i'm always moving oh god i gotta go fast like sanic speed oh just grab the thing off the dead alien and slap it on yeah this doesn't look like it's gonna drill into my spinal cord or anything appears safe to repurpose system integration complete performing a function test to confirm [Music] so can i use translocators to teleport oh cool confirmed point-to-point teleportation location exit seems fixed converts collected lobolites into integrity xenotype device acquired uh consumables are single used with unique effects so i want to pop that when there's a [ __ ] ton of obelites and then that'll ramp up and generate a ton of integrity let me get back to that teleporty this guy no translocator active okay pick up all the ill but likes pick up audios discovered xenotype technology that produces other devices uh repairs major integrity grants a huge amount of weapon proficiency at low integrity gain damage 10 percent protection while all fire is recharging this is like a shop and then this is just like a flat 10 defense anytime my force lightning is off oh a device that exchanges ether and all the lights for one another it seems poised to do something if enough elbow lights are placed cool wait cooperation with other scouts is a courage so is this something like everybody that's online donates to it and when we hit a certain threshold we all get goodies evidence of rudimentary xenotype language discovered i'm currently lacking resources to decipher this xenoglyph so i can teleport all the way back over to there oh [ __ ] what is happening to me that'll make your stomach churn yeah a lot of people are worried about how hard this game is because a lot of reviewers said it gets extremely hard i mean it's a roguelike though that's kind of the name of the game you know like they're supposed to be hard plus they can always patch it they can make it so that stuff isn't as punishing detecting a strange energy reading setting a marker on my map oh uh i didn't know i was gonna have to fight the the freaking uh guy from the witcher huh streams choppy actually looks like it's working now i mean it looks like it might have might have messed up for like a half second it was healthy error stream is healthy it looks like it fixed if it's still messing up let me know but on my side it looks like it's working now ah what is this become an alien accurate reconstruction of complex entities per requirement resource after six interesting new gun i can go from the carbine to a spit mall blaster um i think it's a shotgun oh god you [ __ ] yeah i'll try this shotgun for a bit what do you think of the teostra armor stats are pretty good it is pretty good masters touch i'm more honestly i like uh the fact that there's a masters touch deco more than the teostra armor encountered a small knife yes put it on your face seems docile ah it has parasitically attached to my arm does not appear hostile yeah minus the whole like attaching to your arm thing somehow it's strengthening and weakening my suit parasites have beneficial and detrimental effects press access your status to learn more about attached parasites auto repairs at low integrity reduces melee damage by 50 i didn't even know i had a melee so yeah sure let's just keep it on neato how do we even what is what is our melee button i didn't even know we had a melee button dude controller melee square oh i think i need to pick up a melee weapon because right now square does nothing i think that like bounces grenades and lobs them all around oh oh god ah yeah you know what um i don't like the shotgun i do not like the shotgun i am not friends with the shotgun i want my assault rifle back for sure i felt way more comfortable with this thing than i did with the shoddy so i mean maybe with enough enough getting good at the dash but yeah that that shotgun almost got me [ __ ] killed hello level three uh tracker swarm projectile speed oh yeah i like that move that's fun i had that on my pistol what's that what did i just do a trophy and key do i mean if you like roguelikes like say the binding of isaac this is like the binding of isaac if it had a fat [ __ ] budget and was a triple a bullet hell shooter there's another one oh [ __ ] it's up top there oh god wait a minute i'm gonna try something does that hurt me when it grabs me hey hey use the technically grabby boys to get me up top uh clowns with four after what's this damage siphon or shield disruptor um chat what do you think uh do i want a shield disrupter or a damaged siphon i have not found the deposit thing yet resource their their resources let me see if i can find it shield disruptor data cube does it i can't find any details about it there's a red thing on the ground back where you killed the enemy with the shotgun i picked that up i picked that up a while ago um there's that thing uh i make that jump probably not yeah damage siphon kind of sounds like i do damage and i heal i don't know i think i'm gonna go damage siphon so what do i have make sure i got it data cube damage siphon i wonder what that red door means i think that there's a boss over there there's another one what is this one leaching nano swarm that sounds really [ __ ] good what is a leaching nano store i gotta find a way to deposit all these things bro i want a leeching i don't know man leeching nanostorm sounds good too stream's getting choppy stream is doing 18 megs per second it's not getting choppy it shouldn't be what the [ __ ] is that that can't be here i think i am reliving my memories in that house but not fully they're corroded some parts are missing others seem manufactured but i can't remember the torment feeling like i was losing my mind there's no comfort here no safe space and the astronaut keeps following me oh [ __ ] nope oh god damn it y'all i can't do anything if the stream starts getting choppy i have no control over that that's a youtube thing all right i'm not changing anything i'm not i'm not [ __ ] putting out less bit rate or anything i can do absolutely [ __ ] all if it's getting buffery all right astra that's a youtube thing i have no control over that there's nothing i can do can't hear me i'm alone like i'm not i'm not dropping frames i haven't dropped a single frame the vod will probably be clear after the fact the environment is changing could the force be adapting uh [Music] um all right yeah youtube itself just like killed the stream and rebooted it looks like [Music] parasite another tank required thumbnail die i can fix that how do you do murder in my thumbnail why do you do this hurting the thumbnail let's see uh videos thumbnails eternal there we go problem's been fixed we got here is this all fire shortens all fire oh hell yeah dude i want me to put my arm inside oh yeah it's gonna grab me you're listening to your voice you look super menacing in comparison what what what why do i look menacing that sounds i don't even know how to respond to that what do you mean i look menacing i feel like i'm like i'm like a big teddy bear bro um oh how does progression save can you leave mid-run so if you do this and you go here and arrest mode it'll leave but if you try to close the game it's it's gone cannot pick up new weapons kill 20 hostiles [ __ ] me that is uh that's pretty shitty i would really like a new weapon i do suffer damage and picking up items um what do i have on what's my current parasite [Music] i'm just attaching it look at them all they're just wiggling all over on me and i got a [ __ ] ton of obelite wait what already powered up fabricates one item at no cost fixes all malfunctions hostiles have a chance to drop a resin repair is minor integrity [ __ ] i didn't remember hang on chat i just thought well we're gonna we're gonna take this i forgot to pull a steak out for dinner and your boy needs protein for them big [ __ ] gains so give me like two minutes here i'm gonna take a steak pull it out and put it in a bowl of water so that it thaws out in time for me to eat it dope ass steak i'll be right back [Music] so so [Music] so [Music] so [Music] so so so [Music] all right it's your boy we're back speaking of big gains i finally put up over 300 on deadlift as y'all remember like all the all the uh streaming and sitting and not doing anything for a long time my back was [ __ ] and uh now well that a bank entry um now my back is good 300 pounds on dead lift baby which is still crazy to me because like back i want to say maybe like five months ago i basically threw my back out dead lifting like it was like the first time i ever tried it and i was like i'll try this and i like jerked it funky and i ended up uh i ended up [ __ ] my back up and now i'm like three hundo let's go cannot change weapons yeah about that we are changing weapons as armor piercing my lower back funked after a hit dude it it like it literally mine so mine was just like me learning how to to deadlift and it was someone that like didn't really they didn't really give me uh uh they didn't like give me proper form or tips or anything they're like yeah you know you just do this and then you you go up and like anyway long story short was my form was [ __ ] and uh i ended up hurting myself and i had to do like dude i went to the chiropractor a ton like i went to the chiropractor um oh you [ __ ] i went to the chiropractor like every week or every other week for for a while actually it was uh you know it was like a month month and a half some [ __ ] like that um could not do anything we did uh like rack lifts for a long time and just you know very very slowly kept working at it and working at the back and working at the back and today we did 305 and i'm like let's [ __ ] go feels real good and the craziest thing is my back's gotten so much stronger like because my legs my legs have been able to do weight forever you know like we do leg press and i do like 800 pounds almost um so you know even with dead lifts like it was not a leg issue it was a my back can not keep up basically my back couldn't keep up with the weight that my legs wanted to push um and now my back is like salt [ __ ] i'm getting big and i'm like hell yes dude it's so nice move over to show the health bar i guess i could do that actually i feel like the camera's kind of big small small cowboy uh no no interest in that gun nope don't care about you either what about it here is a spitball another modified sidearm so is that it just for guns really it's just like uh dropping that 20 22 calendar complete with sultry picks i still got too much of a dad mod like my my arms have gained a huge amount of size my legs are looking thick as [ __ ] my back's starting to look good but despite all that despite all the gains i still got like a beer tummy bro like and then the the to be fair the beer tummy is my fault because i do not like cardio and also my trainers like all right so uh yeah you need to to follow this this is your new diet and i'm like yeah i'm gonna go have a fried shrimp po boy and uh that's what's gonna happen he's like well you're not gonna lose weight eating fried shrimp po-boys i'm like true but fried shrimp po-boy so i don't think abs are ever gonna happen but uh you know the the arms are getting [ __ ] thick which is nice because everyone wants them thick-ass arms dad bods are status symbols that's that tells the ladies you're [ __ ] right i can raise a family i have a strong seed that produces excellent offspring and will raise them to fruition my body type tells you these things oh dude i love i po-boys meeting some poor boys every time every time i go to uh go to the the southern place it's like a new new orleans style restaurant i get a six inch shrimp po boy and then a cup of chicken and sausage gumbo like [ __ ] clockwork and it's terrible for me because on top of the po boy just being a shitload of fried shrimp which obviously isn't healthy uh what the [ __ ] is this no no no no die ah oh [ __ ] no get off of me well if i see i like the foot long but you got to count on the chicken and sausage gumbo too if i'm getting the chicken and sausage gumbo and i'm getting the po boy and i do a foot long po boy and a cup of ch that's too much man like i'm already [ __ ] ruining my diet like there's a difference between like cheating on my diet and going full [ __ ] john goodman i don't i don't wanna go full john goodman i don't wanna oh summer food inside of me you know i don't want to be that guy and for those of you that don't know what i mean with jack goodman oh god damn it uh just look up google family guy john goodman and you'll understand what i'm talking about and there goes whatever that was into the long abyss of depression i'm gonna kill myself because every time i [ __ ] hit something i take damage yeah oh no they do a scoop of rice in the gumbo i eat i [ __ ] your boy eats please tell me one of these is like uh you will heal the full otherwise i'll uh that that's i need this that's a major heal oh yeah your next po boy from a cajun fan see this is why i can't diet people are just like [ __ ] it you want to eat let me feed you and i'm like oh you find this game hard um increase max damn i didn't even notice that i would have done the stat augment that's dope uh so far yeah it's pretty hard um is this translating correctly our brethren are severed or agony is maddening we cannot stop the endless cycle octopus upstairs i mean a poo boy is so a fried shrimp po boy is pretty straightforward basically you're gonna have fried shrimp on this and then you're gonna have like lettuce tomato uh like a roulade type sauce so i usually do like a gator sauce that's real good [Music] but it's usually just like a dressed sandwich so you know we're talking like lettuce lettuce tomato and yeah i got a [ __ ] oh my god they got stickies so now they they do this like chili thai sauce with the with the gator bites and i i always put the the chili thai sauce on the uh the shrimp oh boy it's real good [Music] spots i just call it the gator sauce because they serve it with the gator bites plus it's easier to remember gator sauce versus yes i would like the thai chili sauce gator sauce rattlesnake it's like uh it's similar to chicken but a little bit tougher we got here looks like a lottery random item sure spin the dice what did i get resin gives you a shield cool game like hades in the progression sense no saves you start yes yes very similar to hades in that in that sense fascinating i've discovered a kind of technology that records the past or a visual archive of sorts this thing looks like the predator the sentience encounters they built protection this must have occurred centuries ago the fabricators i've used those you keep your items in gear no so anything that's like a permanent item you'll get to keep but most the time very high oh next malfunction is critical i gotta collect a parasite and i gotta kill 15 baddies this is exclusive to playstation 5. uh the thing sniped his ass like a super shotgun blast [Applause] ah [Music] so inhibits the use of silium killing hostiles repairs integrity though um [Music] um [Music] i didn't get cursed wow all right i just got a [ __ ] dude look at all the parasites on my character i'm just like [ __ ] slapping mommy bro max integrity reduce malfunction reduce all fire double uber light collection like these are all over the place have you ever been to a place that serves dim sum um maybe i don't know i've been to a place that serves hot pot i'd love me some hot pot so i can't pick up the greens anymore but yes i got them healing bullets those are heels you know what i don't know what the red door is does that mean it's locked i ignored the red door last time let's see where the red door goes does it go to a boss [Music] anathem key oh if i get one more malignant though i'm in trouble so i need to kill hostels and use consumables which i can't use consumables i can't use healing consumables i can use other consumables wait she moves is so unnatural yeah i know the the nature of movement in space like how dare they have her fight in a low gravity environment with a jet pack allowing movements like this so unrealistic we know we all know that astronauts obviously have big bulky suits not fast zippy jetpacks what the [ __ ] is this hang on this whatever this is it's like it's healing how do i stop this how do i um what are these oh [ __ ] i can't do anything to them [ __ ] house again i can't melee bro i can't i don't have a melee weapon you shouting in chat doesn't doesn't it's not going to make me melee because i can't do that xenospike that impales the closest hostile that's cool so i can use up both of those in my next fight and that'll uh that'll take care of my malfunction game so far is cool it's very very uh unforgiving holy [ __ ] bro that did so much [ __ ] damage did y'all see that bonus damage where's projectile speed has armor piercing i don't know i think i would keep the critical hit oh upcoming weapons okay there's so much health now that even picking up this stuff i'm like that's cool uh locked container and do that bro people aren't being triggered over caps it's that you look like a jackass if you're constantly talking in all caps people are telling you to stop doing that for your own benefit because you look like the old boomer who doesn't understand that they got their caps locked stuck on unless you have vision that is terrible and therefore you need to have constant caps lock because you have an actual issue with being able to read text you should not be shouting in text constantly this is like online etiquette 101. like imagine sending an email to your boss and it's all text hello yes it is me jeffery i will not be able to come into work thursday because i need to go adopt a cat that is what that's effectively what an all text email look sounds like like when people read all caps in their head that's what they hear it's like oh my god why the [ __ ] is this guy shouting because we have digitized so much of our communication i i don't like that i don't like this area in lockdown get [ __ ] what is that what is that what is this it's a big boy it's a chungus oh god no oh gotta go gotta go gotta go right now get chugging oh no i missed that that was bad bad bad bad i didn't mean to do that i meant to run thankfully you're not good at jumping oh yes you are but you're not good enough tie a knots i do not like the tie-in-ups the tie-in ops is a three-star with homing missile uh no i think i don't know it's three star i'll try it we'll see how long is each level i don't know we just keep going i honestly i don't even know where it stops i just push i just push onward i'm gonna translate stuff i hope i i am making good progress but i mean we're we're in a loop so it's kind of like impossible to know this looks appears to be another teleportation device but more complex in construction discovered a broken automaton clutching potential tool it's a lightsaber it's a lightsaber isn't it you're safe to repurpose oh no it's just a regular blade adding to equipment for immediate use wait it is like a lightsaber wow wow oh cool so i can cut open those now yeah so when when i said earlier that like some things unlock like that now that i have the uh now that i have this i permanently have this um you know i i i permanently have the blade even if i die you know the blade is mine no matter what so that's kind of like the thing like you'll there's certain things that you can get that are are permanent unlocks malfunctions hostiles counter on a hit but i gotta perform melee kills my house key how could this be here uh oh cool i can break all the [ __ ] now uh where was the house where was the house i see it dissolve into goop weird as [ __ ] exactly as i left it but impossible i logged my first missions in this binder but this is stored in the mother ships archives she is this planet is like recreating stuff from her memory this was taken after i left why it should never be opened this hello who is up there block such strange markings what the [ __ ] i can't the astronaut what is this meant to tell me am i supposed to remember this so yeah this game is weird all right there's a thing i haven't done over there let me go explore that first go well the the the boss i don't know hostiles counter on hit know what this means do i need to like kill them get them low and then cut them weird nothing here what are those things so those denoting things i could do back here no it's just showing different areas i could travel well is this the the key looks like a key yes it is no all right i think we're about to do the boss i nervous but i'm excited modified sidearm better fire rate and ricochet new i haven't seen ricochet what oh no the special is ricochet damn i took some stupid damage they're doing that i guess i just jumped down this big hole [Music] yeah you can't save mid rum the [ __ ] is this i do not like too many arms [Music] boss ain't that bad so far oh dodged that bro come on oh [ __ ] every time he raises his hand he gets ready to shoot and that's the laser that's like phase one done oh [ __ ] no no no no oh damn bro wait what i got a second chance oh god no why did i get a second chance return by the astronaut figurine dope astronaut man save me oh but it's still probably not gonna be enough i should have never taken the [ __ ] pistol dude damn that's i need i need like to decrease my dodge cooldown i should have never should have never taken a pistol i'm trapped the broadcast signal that's all that matters astra helios is gone celine heading out why didn't i [ __ ] mailer that nerd i wish i could like switch what button does the reload i think i would be better um so i think i go to reload and like i i miss my reloads a lot because i'm holding the button to shoot well the thing is the button to the button to reload is r2 so it's the same button that i'm pressing to shoot other thing is i'd rather like like when it goes to reload i have to like tap tap a button that's not r2 i think i would do better with that we'll come back to that room it looks like it's gonna suck ass i don't know if i can remap just that fire fire consumable alt-fire is l1 focus aims l2 focus aim and alt-fire using the adaptive triggers so with this i would tap l1 to do alt-fire and then r1 to use a consumable yeah i think i like that yeah i don't see i don't see anything about reload but i will i will do classic with that hmm that's really good to grab now and i can just do that to fire it off when the time is right oh no that's weird you have to hold it and then still hit it okay i i don't know if i like that then i thought it was gonna be like you know you just fire it off like you tap l1 and it shoots but no you still gotta yeah i don't know that's a little weird requires the crimson key i thought this would be another bargain bin flop and i saw the trailer it was just like something could become amazing i mean they they got their [ __ ] together [Applause] no [ __ ] me ah damn i'm already i'm [ __ ] critical i might put on i'm real potato using controllers wasn't there a thing for aim assist but that [ __ ] up to high because i'm too busy worrying about like dashing and [ __ ] i need to focus like purely on dashing and dodging i don't have time to to worry about my aim controller i'm putting the controller in in the hands of jesus take it away baby aim for me i want to point in the general direction of something and shoot damn yeah the auto aim helps a lot look at that that's nutty yeah jesus take the gun find salvage from hostels more often but alt fires up by five seconds probably worth it yeah we got to to the first boss and we died and now we're trying to fight our way back um but we're not in good shape obviously right now that helps a little bit are you getting an early release code that's that's why it says thanks to playstation for the code and the very first line of the description so yes i feel like look it says a very very first thing it says thanks to sony playstation for a copy of eternal one of these rooms all right this these rooms are usually good [Music] repairs moderate damage to integrity but is inflicted with malignancy [Music] there's moderate damage okay there's moderate damage increased proficiency one additional quail retried for adrenaline yeah i'll take that we got doubles uberlight radius upcoming malfunctions have harder fix requirements uh we'll pick that up last triggers two malfunctions allows a key to be reused detaches after first use i'm not sure about that one double malfunctions [Music] 25 chance to not lose consumable um i think i'm passing on that too fabricator costs increase by 25 that sucks ass so the key reuse double collect radius digital copy should be 60 max bro we're lucky games that don't cost like a hundred dollars like for real think about i want i want y'all to to stop for a second and i want you to just think about how much you get out of a game all right now now to put this into perspective a game you're paying 70 dollars how dare you not read anything bro don't be a [ __ ] smart ass my point is the very first line in the description says i got the game early all right it's like we're talking about the bare minimum here like you have to scroll down and you see it don't act like a jackass cuz i'll ban your ass i don't need you getting [ __ ] mouthy with me come in here get mouthy that's the fastest way to get your ass knocked out of the stream i don't give a [ __ ] about you anyway back to the point i was about to make you think about a new movie that comes out the new movie comes out you're gonna spend just for like you and someone to go watch a movie you get a drink you get a popcorn that alone is going to be like 30 bucks daniel i'll bop your ass too keep getting [ __ ] lifty with me if i wanted lit from you i would pull my dick out bro don't start [Applause] oh god i don't know how i feel about that room i'm not too fond of it though i'll say that oh [ __ ] i got a melee is this oh no i'm about to die oh no oh god damn and we're done you know why you have so few subscribers even though you're old youtube because you have a long tongue okay [ __ ] you get banned i have more subscribers than anyone you know you dumb [ __ ] so few discovered a strange device that is already active it feels alive i'm not receiving any information when scanning no no we i already banned his ass oh bam this dumb [ __ ] too look at all these [ __ ] like little [ __ ] boys coming in here the hell is this i'm gonna i'm gonna i'm gonna say something real fast um i'm here to play games i'm going to say [ __ ] that i want to say if you think that just because somebody is on youtube that they're that they are uh playing games to an audience means they have to kiss your ass you're in the wrong [ __ ] stream because [ __ ] don't work like that here all right you can watch me you can not watch me but regardless i'm gonna keep doing the [ __ ] that i'm gonna keep doing and if you don't like that you're free to [ __ ] off and watch any number of the other million people that play video games so now that that's out of the way i'm gonna get back to the game and if you still feel like you need some johnson's no more tears baby shampoo give me your address and i'll pick up some the next time i go out to buy groceries and mail it to you dash generates an energy blast that sounds super useful i think this thing i think this thing gives me an artifact at the start of every run now i never i never understood where that idea come from people think that like you need to like [ __ ] worship viewers like their gods like nah and just and just to be perfectly clear just to be perfectly clear it's not that i think i'm above your feedback it's that you're just as much of a normal jerk off as i am the only difference is i have a bunch of people that happen to want to watch me play this game so just keep that in mind here we're all just normal [ __ ] jerk-offs i can tell you what every morning i still take the same sloppy [ __ ] that most of y'all do and i still put my pants on one leg at a time so if you think that there is some difference between us that allows you to come in and tell me how i need to do things you're talking to the wrong [ __ ] guy because it's literally no different than you walking up to some dude you don't even know at the gas station and trying to tell him [ __ ] you know what he would do he would tell you to shut your mouth and mind your [ __ ] business you just don't like hearing that from somebody that has an audience because it doesn't make you feel happy so much [ __ ] oh damn that little uh that little dash explosion is pretty good i think they're dying to the dash not quite they almost are dash plus melee is enough to get the job done it seems i only tell people the best [ __ ] talk smack sword of god there's no you think people would get smarter with time but apparently it's just more people that have a chance to be dumber i'm the only only guy who puts legs and pants at the same time i mean i tried that once and i tripped and ever since then never been able to go back it's just too risky you know like when you're young you can do the like i'm late and like put your ass on the bed and toss them on the feet and jump and pull once you get older you can't do that [ __ ] because if you like trip next thing you know you like [ __ ] yourself up no one wants to go to the doctor and explain that they got a black eye by trying to jump into their pants because they thought they were still 22. that's just embarrassing i wonder what the difference is between gates because this little gate has a circle above it i don't know what that means aside from the thing i can kill you know for real you wanna you wanna talk something that's like crazy i want i want all y'all to try to do this tomorrow when you when you wake up uh and you go to put on socks try to balance on one foot and put a sock on your foot and then balance on that other foot and put a socket [ __ ] is so [ __ ] hard like it's such a dumb simple thing but trying to balance on one foot while you put a sock on the other that [ __ ] is [ __ ] hard it is really [ __ ] hard please repair efficiency one additional what is repair efficiency i think that's my healing efficiency got a good gun i'm too fat to do that now that just means you're playing on hard mode bro am i still holding or did i sell i mean i'm holding but i don't know you you shouldn't go around asking people what their financial positions are because to be honest it's none of your [ __ ] business whether i'm holding or selling that sounds like it's going to do a lot of damage to something stuff what was that i just like ran out of juice dude that was there frozen oven baked pizza i mean pizza's pizza i usually eat pizzas like once a week here i'm not gonna i'm not picky about pizza large amount of obelites fabricate and perform three melee kills i got overlikes though hey what did we get i mean you gotta think you need them carbs to have energy to get them good lifts release an expanding burst of energy that turns hostile projectiles into obolites what that sounds so cool so when something is like shooting a [ __ ] ton of stuff i'm just gonna be like boom and get all the obelites out of it that's dope now supreme is overrated a lot of the time i'm i'm a big fan of like here little pepperoni focused lately or like margarita style where it's like you know has like some chicken and some pesto and i need to get more melee kills all right listen i never said all pizzas created equally i'm saying that frozen up and baked pizzas aren't bad i mean the thing with frozen pizzas like digiorno is like at the very least you know they're consistent you know when you order pizza from a place it might be good it might be bad until you've tried that place you don't know i've had some places that like i've gotten a coupon for it i've been like let's not lose a consumable oh no i've gotten places where i'm like okay you know this sounds good i'll try it out i haven't had pizza from them before let's see and then i get the pizza and it's [ __ ] terrible and i'm like oh my god like the by last night dude i got a burger last night in a chicken sandwich the burger was like mediocre the chicken sandwich was probably one of the worst chicken sandwiches i've ever had it was just [ __ ] garbage like it was it was dry it didn't have flavor it was embarrassing to even call it a chicken sandwich if we're being honest oh it's a fabricate i [ __ ] up this is my tenth return there are four meter tall corpses littering the ground piled up perhaps centuries ago i can't tell if there was civil war or genocide or mass ritualistic suicide some of the bodies i find of myself have been wounded in a similar manner i don't understand how that could be possible no oh no god damn it i wanted to be up top there hmm i don't like the split mall it's good game's pretty cool damn chicken barbecue pizza is all right like chicken is is one of those things that um like in general chicken is really hit or miss depending on the pizza place some pizza places they do like really good with chicken as a topping others just not just bad i bet that's just chicken in general chicken's one of those things where like a lot of people don't they don't [ __ ] know how to cook chicken like they they overcook the [ __ ] out of it and then your chicken is dry and it doesn't have flavor and it's just a bad time for everybody and like that's that's more common i think i think it's easier to find places that don't know how to cook chicken than it is to find a place that like cooks a really good chicken breast a lot of places don't [ __ ] make good chicken so also i can pop those to the instantly disabled turrets that's neat overload disabled what is overload resin on death duration 30 seconds let's do that i guess oh overload is that okay so well i mean that's not i should have my obliques pretty soon i might even have them here oh this is the spend place large amount of integrity repair enables a more powerful melee attack i mean a fat heel could be good let's go for a super melee blade my connection to our brother in a severed or agony is maddening we cannot stop the only cycle of violence to come someone else is here an astronaut but that's impossible is it guiding me or following it reminds me of the old photos my mother showed me the type of soup she would have worn if not for the accident but something from the apollo era couldn't withstand this atmosphere huh bullets like steak i can cook steak all day man oh yeah chicken is a chicken is a different beast which is kind of it's sad you know because it's chicken is one of the most common foods that a lot of people just don't know how to [ __ ] cook i'm getting back my overload man so the ooblets radius is probably one of the best things in the game because those little ooblets started oh oba lights i guess not ooblets but they started disappearing on me is there any place you went recently that made a damn good chicken sandwich um you don't know what's ridiculous zaxby's like just fast food zaxby's their chicken sandwiches are [ __ ] consistent they're consistently good but they also have like more sodium than you should really there's more sodium in a single zaxby sandwich than you like really need to ever get armor piercing and shock stream i haven't even used blast shell so much sodium those things kill you if you get too close to him yeah you gotta you gotta just find the green stuff on the ground and it heals you now like zaxby's puts that that's shitty uh uh chick-fil-a everyone always likes chick-fil-a zaxby's puts chick-fil-a to shame uh uh see what we got jumps create energy blasts on landing okay i guess we're just going to be jumping around and booping people uh get up get up jump around jump around jump around hostiles that you have injured dropped 50 percent more oberlights oh no next time you find yourself in clarksville eat jp's hot chicken chickpeas hot chicken i'm trying to think if we've been there i don't the name doesn't immediately ring a bell i think i gotta get to this one yes kfc is good for one thing and one thing only and that is the bucket of chicken so i will say the the ksc famous bulls i used to get those a lot when i was younger and like you can't do those once you're old it's literally just like a bowl of diabetes but those things were [ __ ] good just little bits of chicken mashed potatoes and corn get up get up and jump around jump around jump jump jump jump jump jump jump jump i should have saved this for a boss dude i could have probably i probably could have killed the boss just doing this jumpy thing [Applause] up there better weapon spit mall blaster i mean it is level three uh whatever i'll try and i'll try it out give the shotgun a second chance extra crispy original recipe i do original i don't think extra crispy is ever worth it [Music] instantly resets the alt-fire cooldown wow that's going to be like just super nuka boss that'll be really helpful things pretty fast do some melee damage um no i like my melee damage a lot melee kills generate energy blasts um i don't think i need that but that's kind of cool it's melee kills not melee attacks right if it's a tax i'll get it yeah if it's just melee if it's just kills how the hell do i get over there dude probably this one maybe it's that one i can think of that would work no there's a blue there's a couple different ways i could get over to there it looks like i don't even know what the digital deluxe version has yeah i really hope picking up the shotgun isn't going to screw me because i feel like that first run if i kept my assault rifle i think i could have won but i was like well this pistol is a higher rank so i'll try the pistol and i should have never tried the pistol i should have just i should have just kept the damn assault rifle i know that i like assault rifle more and i you know i gave it away but i really want to give the shotgun a a good you know college try here are most games like groundhog we just spawn back in i mean technically yes but it's it's different it's different one of my corpses was still functioning it attacked me and i killed myself i need to believe it was nothing different than the other hostiles i dispatched but was it what was it another version of me just trying to escape so with a lot of games when you respawn you know that's it your respawn is a save the biggest difference with this is it's not a respawn like when you like you know that this super shotgun that i have right now and a bunch of the stuff the the super shotgun that i have and this repair efficiency by 20 and uh you know dash blast and golden coil and blade balancer all that [ __ ] if i die that's all that's gone i get to keep my my katana because that's like an unlock hmm no you're literally when you die you're starting over from square one with like you know the most basic upgrades the most basic things converts ooblets into integrity will it siphon i need some baddies to shoot i don't think i'm gonna find any blitz ugh this is ps5 exclusive my brother embarrassed us from citadel and sealed frank and the others in the vaults but it will not stop them from sending out their call and digging into our minds making our nightmares real oh i got the key already so i don't need to find it again that's cool i mean i'm probably gonna die because uh you know i'm on the verge of death already but [Music] oh dude the sword hurts him so much holy [ __ ] i mean we're dead but now we know the sword [ __ ] him up next gen looks worse than doom eternal in a gtx 1060. that's not true at all this easily looks on par with doom eternal if not better and this is coming from somebody that plays do maternal on a gtx 3080 don't talk out of your ass slowing down perception of time to consumable the slow time that's interesting i mean it's a roguelike you technically never finish it you know you just keep what was that just tracked on and popped him dude i mean your ubits really comparison maternal pc 1060 gives you over 60 fps easily with ultra graphics well i'm playing this in in 1440p it feels like 120 fps like stop stop trying to listen i'm gonna i'm gonna make this simple my guy stop trying to have a dick waving contest if you're only rocking a 1080 or a [ __ ] 1060 okay like you are on what is considered a budget card don't get into a pissing contest with new consoles oh [ __ ] how much for slowing time oh my god dude that laser just killed me i'm really bad at this i have to try harder was the map change yeah map always changes after layout you're not even gonna give me anything and me goodies i mean i think this game looks great and you all know me i'm not even a [ __ ] graphics person i don't give a [ __ ] i'm here for gameplay we played loop hero loop here was literally like [ __ ] 1980s pixel graphics who gives a [ __ ] at the end of the day you play games for the gameplay if i wanted to appreciate graphics i'd watch a movie i go straight to the boss is outright is worth the buy no not right now it's not they they need to do a lot of patching oh god i whip the [ __ ] out of that folks at outrider like they they screwed their own game over oh man looks like somebody in chat was [ __ ] i'm sorry bro i'm married you can't i know that that you're very angry that i won't let you suck my dick but i'm i'm happily married i have a kid sorry bro you know this just can't happen my guy plenty of dicks out there that you might enjoy in your mouth but um you know i'm just gonna be honest with you i i can't provide you with the dick that you want right now i wish the ooblets wouldn't roll away i'm just joining there was a dick combo yeah some dude came in the chat and he was like please let me slob your knob and i was like no man like i don't even know you like that no you can't and he was like please i'll do anything i'll pay you to slob your knob and i was like i'll marry my guy you can't just like it doesn't work like that i'm not like a reverse prostitute and he was like i will do i will buy you a house and i was like no bro i'm buying a house already yeah but he just he couldn't he couldn't deal he uh really wanted to slob is it not [Music] yes here we are [ __ ] him up what how are we about to clear this rug oh my god bro phase one done let's go let's go let's go go nope i can't can't get melee while he's doing that [ __ ] no all right one more face oh my god oh i [ __ ] tried to dash god damn that was so close so close damn bro if i had uh if i had the the [ __ ] if i had the uh the guy i would have had at that time dude damn and that was like a fresh spawn like we just stumbled we were like oh ballroom is right here let's do it i didn't have like any buffs or anything i had a regular pistol uh so close so close yeah i think the next time we we fight him i think we'll get him yeah if we had the astronaut if we get to upgrades i mean it's just it's just practicing i don't know what sleeping does for me i just uh figured i'd try it see what happens yeah i thought i dashed that's what i don't get i thought i dashed through uh through his laser beam but i died and i'm like oh [ __ ] oh maybe i didn't dash oh so i need three for that to work oh [ __ ] bro oh we got here like helios last drive failed escape fatal crash my memories have been rearranged into spiral patterns i cannot comprehend dragging me into the deepest of the deep i will go there now as you will i think i might make this this will probably be my last run because i do i'm really hungry i want to make some dinner i wish i could auto fire the shotgun instead of having to click it foreign what is this oh [Music] so modified sidearm ah final hostiles incoming so it's like a wave this slug is useful i like this a lot damn that guy [ __ ] mean hardened 13 having the slug shot kind i kind of like the slug that guy dude he popped the [ __ ] out of me he hit me and my health just vanished now there's healing it's just it's just it's not a lot not a lot of healing um i mean this is level one my slug shot one wasn't there a carbine that dropped from that guy i wish i could like break down weapons for like a resource or something so i guess the star above the gate means it's going to be like a challenge game along with tacos to quest seven attack three and blue sharp on ninja sword there's only six damage above a four attack three cb three bludgeoner wait dude oh oh yeah blue shot six damage above a four attack three cb three bloodshed i mean the thing you gotta consider though um you're probably still better off going with blue sharpness because so the difference the difference between blue and green is a five percent versus a 20 modifier and bludgeoner adds 10 so to bludgeoner essentially makes it a 15 versus 20 boost um but with green sharpness you're probably gonna need to work mine's eye in because otherwise you're gonna bounce off anything that's not a weak point so when you consider that i think you're better off um i think you're likely better off going for the blue sharpness masters touch oh wow of course no [ __ ] me is this the boss already bro [Music] man i did that thing that let me disable all the turrets and now i'm just murdering them okay open it up what do we got instantly resets all fire i'll take that [Music] i don't know so yeah i don't know i don't i think i need to be at least full health if i'm gonna push in like i could go for the boss but i don't think i can beat it right now i'm not i need more health dude i just don't have health and my weapons not even leveled up like i need to do a proper i need to do a proper run like gearing up and [ __ ] before i try to fight crazy ass boss they did say that they're probably gonna nerf the game uh at launch just because so many people struggled to uh to actually like beat it tracker swarm and narrow maul i've had wide maul wide moth sucked ass i'm guessing that narrow maul will make the shotgun a much more narrow thing uh food oh my god yeah i think one thing that would probably balance the game a lot as so the way it is right now like you need to kill enemies to build up your uh [ __ ] yeah cool let's try it you need to murder uh enemies to get a chance to do um almost losing my thought process here uh your adrenaline you need to keep killing guys to get your adrenaline built up and um i mean as far as i know i think let me check the tutorials but i think if you start getting hit you just lose that adrenaline yeah raised every three hostiles you'll meet up to a maximum of five taking any damage it's reset like there's no way if you get hit once in a boss fight there's no way to keep that adrenaline up so i think something like besides the three enemies um something where it's like you know uh every uh let's do that something where it's you know you get a critical malfunction um like if you hit 15 hits on a target in a row without getting hit your adrenaline level can build up you know basically something that lets you uh get your artifact adrenaline stimulants destroyed [Music] um you know because right now there's just there's no way to get your if you get your adrenaline up and you go into the boss fight and you have it that's great but once you uh oh my god reduced i need to collect an artifact of a container once you uh get bopped like you get hit by once by the boss and lose your adrenaline you're screwed and it's a huge huge boon to have that adrenaline so snub nose barrel um now i'm gonna stick with what i got checkpoints i don't know about checkpoints i mean checkpoints i think are um i think those kind of counter the gameplay that you want in a roguelike i just think adrenaline a way to build adrenaline on bosses would be useful and this is a personal preference i would like to see a little bit more weapon variety because so far it seems like it's just the pistol the pistol the rifle the shotgun which i mean all the weapons in this are cool but just the way i am i know i'm gonna want more variety i guess technically it's it's pistol crystal shotgun rifle and melee also when you kill these flying enemies i don't think ooblets should like all those zubits they're gone you know i don't have ooblets anymore because that dude died and just dropped all of his [ __ ] you know i think uh but there should be a little bit of of uh the the regular vacuum i think could be improved slightly because right now you like really need to run on top of those little buggers uh to get them and it's pretty easy to you know get booped because they were falling or whatever hmm um no i'm not interested in reflex stim how about checkpoints first basic [ __ ] beginning with level gear i mean maybe there would be like something where you can like i could see something like leaving a weapon for your future self stat augment i need an artifact uh large heal maybe i should bring that on the boss oh [ __ ] it's the artifact it's the [ __ ] it's pretty good man there we go we got the little astronaut there's integrity by five percent of damage dealt per adrenaline level that sounds crazy or maybe like a set amount of health consumables like outside of you know we we already have the um we already have like the ability like you know separate it between like healing consumables and regular consumables you know let the player um let me have access to just like a you know i don't know give me three heals or some [ __ ] okay that could be good honestly i think i might oh no this room is locked never mind i can't leave you if i wanted to all right we're in pretty good shape i think this has narrow maul and better range no i think tracker swarm is is better what is this yeah we're going to do the new resident evil i mean i have the little little guys that shoot somebody trying to troll and do some dumb [ __ ] there's moderate damage i don't need moderate all right i think i go for the boss i mean i'm i'm full health i think we go boss i'm gonna go p and then after i go p we're going after the boss i got full health i got ground spike i got a good shotgun um i have the uh i have the astronaut we're gonna kill his ass so so okay this is it what is this is someone trying to say some dumb [ __ ] all right here we go this is it this is for all the marbles homing missile that sounds useful but no we're gonna we're gonna give the shotgun it's fair chance here we go let's beat his ass no [ __ ] there goes my adrenaline oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] that [ __ ] laser beam hurts dude okay okay oh come on you [ __ ] get [ __ ] astronaut figure saved my ass dude literally save my ass i would have been dead right there i would have been dead this [ __ ] close to beating him if it wasn't for the astronaut powers the crimson gateway acquired a new kind of unlocking mechanism oh my god this could interface with a different kind of translocation device unfed pod data cube sure did i put data cubes in this thing uh yeah well shove it shove it in sure what does the unfed pod do let's hope it was a good one 20 stagger power for each detached parasite okay i guess on parasite heavy runs that could be useful let's just do hatch is a random parasite and produces abolites in return oh detaches uh uh i think i like all my parasites what i got dropped over lights last longer reduce malfunction increase protection how much obelights do i have sure why not begin detachment i got like 50. could i keep doing it could i do it detach all of them yeah when i die again i'll probably have to beat the same boss again um oh there we well actually i don't know now that i got that key i made the it depends if the crimson gateway stays powered up if the crimson gateway stays powered then die you little shits don't know no foaming missile i almost have homie missile unlocked sure we'll swap it out i didn't pick it up nope whiffed man gravity [ __ ] hurts dude uh ah so increase the speed and weapon damage for 25 for the next 15 kills detaches afterwards so 15 15 things that i will be able to obliterate oh dude i did not know okay never mind i thought it was a full heal a big heel not a full heel though um where is the crimson gate this i was never supposed to beat that boss i was supposed to wrap up supposed to make a steak and go to bed suffering from success oh what is this event horizon [ __ ] i've passed through the teleportation gate the stargate based on the coordinates of the broadcast signal i'm on the other side of the planet consumable slots oh yeah level five proficiency i'm in a sprawling desert now detecting another strange energy from a mountain summit ascending towards destination beginning ascent of the mountain i don't know which attempt this is despite knowing the hazards ahead i'm having difficulty retrieving the technology there are certain obstacles i don't look forward to be experiencing but i feel as though something at the top is summoning me this game is is [ __ ] weird so highly durable i hit the little head burst fire and homing missile part of me feels like i should wrap up the run here because we've already gone for three and a half hours but i don't know i feel like i just keep like i'm like alright here's a good time to it was a good time to end but help let me just get a new weapon and nope yep nope i'm getting more badass than i was before rapid spitter i don't really like wide maul so i will keep trying to level up for burst fire instead whoa what the [ __ ] no i don't know what that was but it was not friendly what the [ __ ] [ __ ] i think i have a chest for a head i don't know what even was that dude oh damn all the ooblets that i had are gone what the [ __ ] oh god oh god dash disabled well i think the runs about to end y'all um i don't know if i can get out of this i don't like it oh my god dude [ __ ] that i like was like oh let me as soon as i got in the room josh disabled and just lasered oh that sucks what did that thing drop carbine with rising pitch and critical hit and overheat limit and projectile speed i almost got burst fire so i'm just gonna use this thing i need to get that health what's that increased dash cool down that success seven star hole [ __ ] i want that but i'm really close to getting burst fire so i'm gonna unlock burst fire first it was like i just gotta find like one thing to shoot any i need any bad guy i mean one single bad guy rapid spitter slug shot that also sounds really [ __ ] good no oh back to this planet damn dude the dog thing came out of nowhere give up new simulation mode here unlocked to visit the ship's computer to access damn and just like that gone gone dead gone and dead hostiles eliminated data from the last hour four malfunctions 1100 obelites unidentified item and cargo bay removal recommended that's the cockpit where's the cargo bay here no we're going to go eat dinner in a second here i'm just closing out i know i mean it wasn't so much the enemy one hit killed my health was really low there octopus tentacles i mean some enemies do hit really hard but yeah i had like i basically had almost no health and the doggo rushed and instead of fighting back which is what i should have done i was just like ah who would have thought shouting at the dinosaur or shouting at the dog is not the way to beat it

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Length: 219min 20sec (13160 seconds)

Published: Fri Apr 30 2021