Retired Police Officer Guesses Who's Drunk Out Of A Lineup

follow my finger with your eyes in your eyes only don't flick me off in this company in flashbacks remember sometimes tequila sometimes it's fine a little whiskey a little bhakta look at this face every look intimidating yeah I got you did you learn that unlike while you were coffee you are talking way too much was drunk I'm Jim Huertas former law enforcement 12 years today I'm gonna try and figure out who's drunk I'm down here for sure you do drink I do yeah that's okay yeah I do too when I'm off work makes sense yeah what you drink a choice a little whiskey a little bhakta that's what the mixed No oh yeah depends on what day of the week it is whether you mix em or not Monday you mix Friday makes the rest of time you don't make sense so how'd you get to work today I drove yeah and you're driving home I am you sure I am how far away do you live about 17 miles Oh kind of office that's quite the trek yeah all right thank you for your cooperation Blake how about you making me nervous I mean it no more than any other interrogation this is an interview not an intern and you like an interrogation that's I mean I don't know the difference two out one is me being nice cop in the others maybe a bad cop there you know it might be good for the video yeah well it's really not my nature I'm kind of a I'm officer friendly most of the time okay so unless I need to not be do I need to not be I'm gonna think you got a pretty good crowd over here I think everybody's cool look at this face everyone it's intimidating yeah I got you did you learn that and look like while you're a cop you are talking way too much you realize that right I've never been to negated by a cop before I have enabled you you're talking more than I am how am I supposed to interrogate or even interview if you're talking more than I ask you Europe no I'm done thanks man scar come on down here for me please you've done this before none skating practice okay you ready done for next time up why do they call you scar will you see my face right well because of the scar in your face yeah okay what's drunk it's not 5:00 yet so it's not me what's your drink of choice well I was drinking some vitamin water right now you know you know what don't make some good pruno by the way no you do it yeah where'd you learn that Alison you use potatoes I was in the Boy Scouts okay you get your Bruno veg then use potatoes but he's gotta have a kicker yeah guys speed up the process yeah sugar should get lots of lots of sugar okay Jubilee I always blank it's how I keep my eyes moist all right come on down oh yes well save the best for last right what's your drink of choice when you partake sometimes tequila sometimes it's wine kind of depends on the night mm okay what kind of night was it today today it's so night yet so you only drink at night Teddy do me a favor stand right over there for me okay and face me put your feet together heels and toes and Zen at your side okay you see my finger I want you to focus on my finger right here okay I want you to follow with your eyes and your eyes only don't move your head okay okay give me a favor reach out and touch the tip of my finger perfect that's where I want you to watch there's three acceptable tests in law enforcement for deciding if or at least administering these tests to determine if somebody's impaired or not it's the one leg stand the walk and turn and nystagmus test try not to wet smile you can smile the best part about this is you're not getting arrested okay so you can smile you can smile you want can you say you're awful bet back now I'm just kidding go ahead Teddy stand right over there it's Spencer same thing for you please heels and toes together we're not doing the whole field sobriety test we're not I'm just just looking at your eyes by looking at a person's eyes and having them follow my finger the more you drink of the higher your BAC the more pronounced that nystagmus is and I segments is the involuntary jerking of your eyes the motion so when when following my finger when I take the eye all the way out to the edge on both sides that's when you can see it oh you're done I stepped away I didn't ask you to look at you thinking you're controlling things they're all like yeah how'd you get to work today are you getting home sure you need what would say sir like Blake yep and again you've done this no I'm just kidding yeah you have a cop friend who's done it in a bar right no it was a real cop doing it to me but it was like I think you just decided pretty quick there wasn't oh that's good yeah there's like the first thing yeah I already know whether these two are not so it's just no it's just a process of elimination right you get still and I'm not even doing this the full way so can you do me a favor God won't you put your feet together like that hands down each side okay don't start yet okay not until I tell you to okay when I ask you to I'm gonna have you lift your foot whichever one you want okay about six inches off the ground about the height of a coke can right point your toe stare at your toe and count one one thousand two one thousand three one thousand four one thousand five and so on it's a time to maneuver I'll tell you I'll tell you when to stop okay okay it's not it's not a it's it's not a pass/fail thing that's just an observation okay you understand till I tell you Soph you ready you may begin that's good back out there Skaar step on it does hey Ben today yeah me too are you sure you haven't started already oh you're not sure I can't afford perfect all right do me a favor follow my finger with your eyes in your eyes only okay don't flick me off in this I won't that won't do that all right do me a favor take take about two steps back yeah right there all right I want you to take your left leg okay put it in front of your right foot just like that which put your hands down at your side okay when I tell you to begin I'm going to have you take eight steps heel to toe make sure your heel touches your toe hey keeping your hands down at your side you're gonna count your steps out loud one two three all the way up to eight okay and then you're gonna turn around I'm not a good dancer that's okay that's alright pretty simple just make sure you know here your feet are only this big alright you may begin [Music] and even the pirouette at the end perfect so thank you very much perfect all right I think I've seen enough and I'm gonna go ahead and say that Spencer has been drinking today in the drunk-person step forward hi hi why are you giggling because now you can be relaxing nah yeah because I've been drinking at my desk for like the last 30 minutes all like that no no and what did you drink was it no it was mine oh I know a really hard thing to chug yeah yeah how much you think you had your eyes are showing it I'm sure your eyes are showing it for sure I did a dry January so this is the first time I've drank in a month still have 31st I know well I made an exception today today's a celebration and wine was a good choice cause Akins couldn't smell any alcohol so great I also had a mint and a beverage since the wine I'll get over vary the masking puss we tried yeah well you didn't you did well that way the the eyes are definitely the windows to the soul so they gave you away well thanks for your participation hey thanks so obviously it's a it's a little easier to tell if somebody's been drinking as opposed to getting high and again the eyes tell everything the eyes are the windows to the soul glad I was able to redeem myself on this one [Music]

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Length: 10min 16sec (616 seconds)

Published: Thu Feb 13 2020