r/Engrish | do you smork??

if you need to have a puff of something come on over to the smoking room come have a little smirk the deepest man-made hole is 12 kilometers deep the distance from lands to the certain of the earth is about 6 371 kilometers is this fact accurate we cannot be center quick appease the english people put english words around there okay fashion plastic fam beautiful 100 more economical living spaces that's that relates to fly swatters yeah sure can't be economical without useless burger flippers installed successfully press ok to restart the tv to finish the upgrade process warning oh no wait hang on warning do not immerse in fire it'll feel cozy relaxed ponder at the stars in the cosmos above the isolation of you the campfire the serenity of the forest around you it might get the wrong idea and say things that it will probably regret and end up damaging your friendship in the process just you know just hear them out let them have their space about it you know they're just they're going through some things okay translating this it says fitness is not once a day care for life yes don't drop your kids off to fitness because you'll spend they'll be there they'll be there forever yeah that's what it's saying i've got the most uniqueness around it's the nissan fun kid all right we need a cup no yep we need a capopi the uh popular kids toys but we need to you know make it slightly our own no worries boss let me just flip over the little old synonym book uh bingo found the perfect word from pro kids it's the all-new deformation of the armor what belgium dark chocolate cake because let's be honest no one believes it from belgium anyway ah yes my favorite cereal for practicing abstinence corn freaks and here we have some lovely fried chick chicken i can't really butcher that word it's still the same god needs you to have a bible on your phone also there's a lion here hello lion cute kitty will you decline or will you axe pat this shirt perfect for those who work in customer service have a good die don't be greedy it makes you un unhappiness i don't understand i was trying to be homely but they said i came across as some passive aggressive romantic lover or something ah the blessing that is subtitles beef but actually here in hanoi chicken fart is super popular are you looking for bella hussman well here it is yep whoa easy there perfume whoa um you got protection right presenting this new drawer it's multifunctional intestine powder steaming plate what uh industrial powered maybe even the intestine powder little japanese translation oh come on we're trying to stop stereotypes not encourage them get in again what's that sauce that goes on a caesar salad that's uh caesar juice that's right and uh the sauce with the sesame in it um sesame paste that's it ben 10 laundry service it's uh are you sure it's that's the only service i feel like there's other services you offer let's see how bright does the flashlight be it does bright be very light light bright there is there is a bright light very big light hello no no no no buy a man eat fish he day and teach fish man to a lifetime that's that's wisdom words oh that that's that is words smart smart words ninja slice master now loading as the boy so the man dear my lovely baby lovely very baby very much [Music] by far the most romantic gift to get from your mother for your birthday hmm yes great if you have a partner i'm sure they're gonna love to see nothing but things related to your mother new message request you are mother dumb ho fartash except decline more as in why moving forward neverly is back i can't understand this language oh thank gosh there's an english translation the fire alarm hour please not the panic and absolutely not elevator no one likes them don't engage with them they're such a loser you know they're always up and down like you can never get a reading on them please use the wet towel the nose to stick the ground line three leave the room hour to please close after death of door what don't waste time grieving the door was dying anyway it had cancer four please arrive immediately recent of instancy export to quickly disperse yeah i'm gonna say 90 of this was translated just by single words alone you know i'm i'm not sure this was the exact name of this show growing up i think there's something a bit different about it i don't think i can say it it's the beatles otherwise known as sergeant pepe's lonely hearts club and five star world best game in the my life you should um you should buy the pet thing physics is like that you breathe in you just breathe in don't breathe out now you got to commit that's it that's what you're doing now for the rest of your life you want to understand physics you can't breathe out anymore that's just how it works sorry add six dollars for choosing each item you can choose dooboo bean curd golden mushroom big skin yamanei ring the bell ring the bell lettuce bring the bell hot cheese pill i wanna ring the bell ring the bell brian your battery is running battery you might want to plug in you oh i'm um uh that's i don't i don't really i'm not into that sorry the grip of this shoe the feeling the texture on your hands it truly equates to that poop feeling q elastic cushion like soft fashion all match it's the famous van camps and beans two for one dollar eat them or flick them do what you want it's your time we can heal you and bring your energy back do you have a problem in stress despression anxiety heartburn indigo legs or arms back neck or frozen shoulder meridian problem imbalance improved bet batter octave i even they're confused by that one trauma stomach vertigo uh uh uterus falls down i would i would love to know the logic behind that how what oh yeah my body's internal reproductive organs yeah they're just filled they're full they fail whoopsie other disease consult us we are here to help you your health is our concern notice they don't talk about healing eyesight because they clearly don't have it working themselves define you at the moment patience when you have we attitude everything only happens when it's raised try our new original ramen cup there was an r ramen how did you not do it for original how would your reaction will be if you receive this i'd be very confused because i didn't order this hmm should i maybe double check the name of this band before i put it as an actual lip nah it's fine yeah it's easy preserve the area clean no smoking maybe preserve the area would work i mean kind of weird for you to boast about how clean the area is that's you know it changes over time i don't think you realize um my guy what iowero rice terrorist party well congrats on getting on the fbi watch list accidentally malu batanga cesatti jalen which as we all know clearly means shame to ask make but in the road replying to getpad hello sir my name is red i am india give me your indian rupees to crore please sir give me john deere director 504 power drive please happy salad many time but we are not alive what you saved my days all days dark modulator thanks for exist you know exist implies that that's uh past tense listen they no longer do that so that's a weird little uh omittance of the future there these scooters are for mad who want to ride motorcycles but prefer to feel the wind on there [Music] um take out water tank unscrap the cob don't resist officer fill distilled water screw up the cop gently hey i don't think you're a bad person but you work in a bad system ah you respect me but also challenge my beliefs insert the water tank switch button 30 000 hours long circuit of life need to fill up your car come on over to seven elephants hi guys simple question how do you become a physician for physicians what was your journey to end up a physician hatihati be careful display to deck permanent display is not permanent meme cake and bharati member dear lord this sounds like the sims self means bye well that that just doesn't help at all are you sources yes yes yes unfortunately at the big age of 23 i cannot cook or spell either alcohol infos pretty case don't speak this language don't worry we are english spoken hd call 35 hours no stinking should have upgraded to this model high speed unbelievable stimulation handsome appearance infinite power sturdy style and this is why you double check the words you use i mean there is logically no way you can have a handsome appearance no crowd surfing you will immediately be ejaculated why is everyone crowd surfing even more now what's going on vegetarian swallow balls go on your vegetarians go on do it cursed anesthesia i was told after surgery i said i love dogs and i want to eat the taliban well at least you said it correctly thornley nationals not to sham raulu hernandez mother flippers who have when i even when they who end tities sagami original now that that seems to be just a brand name that makes sense the best condom in the world i'm sorry what don't run here you are cigarette i'm alive are you okay no i woke up from a three-hour nap and i was sweating dry throughout a tuna ah yes dry throughout through esophagus throat yes baby care we care your kids i love when the ad slogans try to sound nice and sweet but they actually come across as threatening official size and wealth of the sport

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Length: 10min 17sec (617 seconds)

Published: Sat Jul 30 2022