Red Dead Redemption 2 - Arthur is a Jerk

come on Arthur why are you hassling folks is it perfume you're wearing did a cat piss on some kerosene oh Lord I seen mushrooms with bigger brains the hell I do to you and more personality to quit this alright but they didn't smell is bad look I'm just gonna get going okay who let the simpleton out of the war look at you dogs Jacob Pierce I've been called worse by better partner I finished with you the hell's your problem hey shut it that's enough leave me alone but if you don't shut your mouth no no I will finish you ah an average T abington tasked with bringing lose the animals are three or four that's some belt you got on you you known but someone as dumb as them [Music] look at you pathetic I'll shut that big old mouth of yours heck no tough fixing I'm talking I'm gonna beat your ass hey stupid hey don't you start with me yeah you stupid that got your tips I'm gonna end it look out we got a tough guy big words can cause big problems real mean one how about I carve you a new [ __ ] or is you just constipated uh-oh that's just thinking this can't be good I'm not even gonna dignify that with a response well maybe you're just staring blankly for effect why are you being an idiot either way it ain't getting us nowhere I've had enough of their ego hold us FanDuel and by god you're ridiculous hey watch your mouth lame ridiculous why are you acting like this I seen sheep more finding them I'm not taking this again bad Bill Williamson oh man look at you I know you can't talk to me like that for free that ain't pretty I don't deserve this in fact it's kind of horrifying okay mr. Morgan I've got an idea Pearson make something edible oh just what I need the slop you turn those poor dear into unbelievable what's the problem here next jump in the snow it all murder the cooking look I'm not getting dragged into this goddamn maggot I'm not the one to be disrespected you're about to earn yourself a woof Apes shut it I'll knock your head off that woman wants to cut your dick off and feed it to her horse your face gets swapped for your acid birth see I'm leaving just watch your wives must have to close your eyes for me don't find us to hide [Music] this is some kind of sport for you making folk miserable paddy don't talk oh I said don't talk to me oh my god why exactly are you still talking we all just be civil now please I wish you'd stayed at sea I should have known I'd be next with the other walruses and Benjamin lasses she showed you I am not participating in some hoaxes or carnival rules these bullets are 100% real in fact you got no exchange any all I hear about is you moan and can you're a fine one to talk hey I no reason to talk like that I don't like you please forget this okay tough guy okay I'm done let me take a look at you two okay let me take a look at you tough guy all right don't you guys have better things to do like Mariann your sisters you local hard man huh I'll shut that big old mousy I'm talking must be tough looking like you hell you think you are shut up how about I blow your lamp out you you're annoying yeah look at you pathetic you better watch what you say to me hope that wasn't directed toward me friend you ain't tough my friend what'd you say but you know how to look it I'll put your brains one more thing fellas just a thought maybe next time take your head out of your ass and you might see the damn Braithwaite before he hops over the real man knows how to hold his jack don't look like you could hold your own pecker you expect to win this girl with all your belly aching imagine hey oh I'm plenty man thank you very much you ain't so much as a loaf of wet bread he is worse panthan the history of the world hey what did i do at least the girls don't feel threatened why how do you get like this you and Mary Beth I know like picking a fight no use bother with you when you're like this you're a fine example to these young girls Abigail really Arthur they look up to all your experience when are you gonna get over this learning from the best in the business Abigail Roberts got so hoarded taught in these days I'm getting tired of this now I remember what she wore so much pain you couldn't see her blush why have you got such a chip on your shoulder there's this girl on nickel night back in the day I feel bad you are mean when you're older you'll understand what I have to say you don't look much like him what uncle Arthur maybe yeah Williamson or an escuela just leave it Arthur what don't be idiot Arthur sent your backside five even all my generous sad before don't count on it again just give it a rest will you what's done is done I don't think you understand Who I am boy they'll give anyone a bad these days won't day okay move yourself along no fuss now don't worry I got you back here okay okay you got nothing else to worry about living out in this swampy hellhole surprise nothing like this didn't happen sooner pleasure ladies ain't Sadie a little crap that comes out of your mouth yeah annoying true what is with you you should've left her where we found her you son of a [ __ ] don't smile your face might crack I'd call you a fishwife but I'd be insulting the fish oh here we go you're really quite some who do you think you are don't get you back up I'm on a kid well you ain't funny oh yeah ain't sure quite would be a goddamn man that's all the damned caterwauling you should you know you're goddamn idiot I'm done with these real god damn moral that badge for real take another look at this badge deadbeat are you wearing it as a joke you okay there boss just remember who you're talking to cuz you seem kind of oh what's got into you I mean more often norm man you not a fart are right should we do it man hey you woman hey real charmer ain't you yes you waste a damn space no one treats me like that all the idiots in this town you're a strange man Trelawney Oh put a sock in it real strange do you think this is clever I met women with more balls you're pathetic that's the drunkenness talking I get all my booze why are you doing this you can barely hold your own pecker to piss listen you need to pay me for your loss okay I'm giving you [ __ ] don't work yourself too hard there sticks and stones honey wouldn't want you crease in your petticoat you Krauts nothing like an angry woman to brighten up the place Friday with you now is this [ __ ] the camp Pig why do you keep asking me no wonder we're always short of food why are you being like this you eat it all fine I'll just ignore you don't start with this order hello mr. Morgan so what's for dinner dysentery again not this again no chance again fat around here why have you got a problem with me at least it smells better coming out and it does go on hand [Music] you do don't follow in your boss footsteps are you being mean take it easy I serious do redheads are all the same what are you talking about big mouths no brains what's with you and run like [ __ ] when it gets hot watch me ignore you you ain't much you know that thank you on me I must have misheard you I said you ain't [ __ ] mister I don't hardly know what to say thanks I guess you've done me a service done you a service [ __ ] I'm here for the money mr. highfalutin Trelawney feel that blast of hot air is that the best you've got trust you about as far as I can throw you why are you acting like a fool that'll be straight off a cliff you try to cross me I'm not going to give you the satisfaction or suffer the kind of goddamn painter men what are you looking at boy you sit in your face against me shutting I reckon it's time you were gone alright I want to see you making tracks let's go why don't you go hassle some real criminals you gonna dig your heels in here huh I've had it with you hasland yes I don't like you let me beat I'm sure you're used to that I'm leaving okay you got an irritating go back to your staff now I think you're talking to I was only joking I wouldn't be that ungallant to the pigs give me reason boy not this again two slits your throat would you please leave me alone maybe I don't need a reason Oh what's going on ah don't worry Nick and white you're interrupting my beauty rest look at the little boy playing with his stick just shut it Jack's got some toy soldiers he can lend you when you're finished with that but your problem why don't you shove it up your ass see if it improves your attitude hey you you kiss your mother with that house you gotta be kidding me don't you leave me be you're a feather under their skirts I know it no I like women hmm you'll have to do better than that listen I don't like you just leave I don't like you one little bit where did you folks me the freakshow look at you all full of piss and vinegar oh shut up you idiot Harrison's cooking got a lot more sour since you arrived what is with you hey take it out on Karen um why with the wrong lady sleep with one eye open for oh no not this I don't need much of a reason why won't you leave me alone I'm just biding my time get the hell up look sleepin Arthur sorry it's too tempting damn it Arthur you what's this about nothing to know okay move yourself along no fuss now across sake ain't you got nothing better to do you think all this limo and air is free for you you threatening me you pissant stupid you're dumb wait a sec my Barrow a word with you you get gone now that ain't too civil friend dammit I don't want to see you no more see I reckon I'll leave when I walk you know you're the best man among us Sadie oh here we go tough nasty angry smelly what is wrong with you and dumb just like a real outlaw go - hey watch it amigo I'm widening you warning me you're the one she'll be scared damn Boop hey you stop right there you got this all wrong god damn Oh are you hearing me like a damn fool damn boy you goddamn fool excuse me the Cowardly killer that shot mr. Midler has laid old Otis in his grave keep out of my business woman what you think and I'll keep out of here remind me to never bring you to a bar again now don't you start you start fights then can't finish them why are you messing with me if only you could punch as big as you talk goddamn fool this is why the ladies love you bill what's wrong with you what are you trying to do brush the dirt off I won't tell you again you might want to start with Washington try everything was son of a [ __ ] I kept this pot in the jailhouse just say the word I'll take you back oh you miss me did you you a funny one look like a woman smell like a warthog big boss man am i sensing ideas above your station again yep big boss that's you what is it with you enough of this my mentor Dutch van der damn child damn fools no one wants you here move along we looking for your company okay you don't leave I'll make you leave that's simple [Music] Hey mr. fancy pants from Mecca cold oh don't start give me a break you think that's funny that's enough hey okay oh you know God [ __ ] keep moving get gone keep your shirt that's right learn someday of respect you know I don't like the look this will be my first kill you understand you stinking now I know that's just the drink talking always [ __ ] yourself why won't you leave me alone like a little baby just stop it you out of here and act like you never saw this hey isn't that you know what I ain't going anywhere I was gonna be out for you you know leaves me one better than a chain gang I'll take my chances yeah but where they catch you things might get rough they like to make examples yeah well decisions been made hasn't it and what about the dogs I love those dogs my lady ah madam you can do better than that what are you talking about sorry I don't know why I find this so entertaining sometimes I wonder about you what did they do talk back I won't ask again move out of the way Jesus I just can't take the sound of that wagon right now you're dead I don't think you want to pick up don't make this difficult there's a face that freeze hello just keep your mouth shut you know I'd be pretty if you didn't scowl so much just what is your problem and let that be the end of it riving you ups no fun it's too easy yo ain't you what you get when you cross me let me guess he scuffed your boot are you trying to rile me up I'm just minding my own business like that man there was till you clocked him you try to start something with me oh if I hurt your feelings officer need to beat someone else up now how dare you keepin my eye on you this time don't test me again I'm a different man sir a good man there ain't good enough hello called god damn you fine folks getting robbed and it'll now give me your money ain't worth dying okay stop it you could have the money all this [ __ ] about the old days how the hell would this what are you talking about Oh calm down there I'm joking what did I do huh idiot your morale this is your last chance look at you Williamson you're as lazy as a toad and twice as open cut it out Morgan who do you think you are William sitting on guard duty god help us Oh give it a rest Morgan you're about as sharp as a bag of socks why are you being an [ __ ] at least you still appear to be awake every time oh you look like you're thinking again but loaders had a wife more for his life three children they were brave you're drunk Morgan I see smoke coming out of your ears what's your problem that are empty your mind again fast careful now next time I may not hold back you talked a big game friend but that weren't good at home please I'll let you win you throw yourself in a lake if I'm giving it my all you know it's one thing to be a lousy shot but act like a damn child about it you're pathetic what you calling me a child I'm calling you a baby foolish [ __ ] to burst it oh you're gonna get it gotcha now if you want to keep your head you'll get do it home talk juice up killed a lot of folk to keep this town free happy to add you to the list I've seen tougher school boys [Music] how do you care you want to think about who you're talking to you know I'm tempted to give you a beating you understand don't even love me Enya excuse me don't you dare I'm not an ass man what hailey I'm surprised you move on two legs I'll never seem to find the bodies in this town damn this thing look at you another cow trying to play it tough you're looking to prove something there run along your mama's expecting you home just stop just back off you're talking to me here just chew and watch oh good god you look as nervous as a [ __ ] in church well sure have the lawman attitude dad what's wrong I don't why don't you leave me alone what I might smash your face in just for fun I'm sure you was once very charming you don't want to wake snakes hear me a long time ago I ain't putting up with your foolishness when people appreciated interviewing you ain't got no damn manners you know my life what exactly are you hey I'm just an old man around you man well no you gotta be sorry make it you know oh that's a big gun for a little feller what are you talking about make sure you don't slip blow your pecker off catch your hassle someone else mind you that would need to be one hell of a precision shot hey you you stinking coward you get your first crap and you look a lot like one too if you got a quarrel I'm to finish it but I'm sure your mother loves you ready to get now you don't mind if I rob you blind ear oh my you are bad purse every Swanson saver bad men I don't reckon sticks and stones are sir this point I ain't sure who's saving who why are you being like this no matter much you and me we're both gonna have all over my head dear boy mr. sheriff every time I see you I get my hopes up it's the last time man's got a dream dony now look me in the eye hello now I reckon what hello was all your food for a boy come on man tough guy break another look at this badge deadbeat arrest me right I suggest you hit the road will do just this I understand if you think you can I appreciate the hospitality folks but I best be on my way I thought we was gonna have some fun together okay there's welcoming and then there's whatever you two are look at now that ain't nice Morgan toughest flower in the bunch why do you let yourself get so head of we both know under you need to back off your yellow as hell it stinks a coward right around here what are you talking about now job the tough act it's getting embarrassing what are you trying to do here I don't think I've ever been less until I'm done with this now hey if you're looking for your balls they're back in Blackwater you ain't mentioned the Blackwater money for five minutes this is a new record you think you're so clever only reason you're still here I know that you think you're really something don't I pay all my time John with this now thank you such a big man how are you doing Arthur fine good I've been worried about ya I can't really talk about this right now well excuse me the man saved my hide not once but twice what you want marker nothing just saying thank you brother I can't call you brother can't I can't talk right now sorry you're even creepier than market is that the best you've got let's change some hey cowboy now those new clothes working out for you just keep your mouth shut that is gunslinger stop I should friend getting on with those new clothes not something lady should be wearing in my opinion but each to their own I suppose I'd be very surprised if you had a lady my friend well well not right now but I've had my share easy killer the hats rich from you ain't tryin to row you don't leave me hope I'd never have to be on that list again dang animals I tell you lady I'm glad we're done I was getting real sick of that store good thing I from here then get out of my side what kind of stupid goddamn name is Mike anyhow yeah you need some new lines more your mama must have guessed what an ass you'd be what's your problem with me oh I suppose we can forgive her for not drowning you at birth you think you're really something don't have another drink Morgan well you are something you think you're real funny don't you a piece of [ __ ] you want to keep pushing me do you you stir so much [ __ ] I'm surprised your hands ain't stained Brown nice outfit the wrong person I imagine it could look nice lady hey now that ain't right so get the hell away from me I don't have to take this before I do you an injury I'm just gonna leave okay what are you looking at stay away from me come on mister I was only playing who led the simpleton out of the asylum don't know what I did to deserve that yeah you dope I don't need this don't worry Hotel anyone let me take a look at you tough guy who's this coward stay away it's just too tempting why didn't I just leave you in that jail cell you're the one to talk what are you doing you're a waste of space you think you're real funny don't you you gonna get out there make some money you're playing a dangerous game you've done nothing since you got back keep your mouth shut your dead friend I mean yes here

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Length: 33min 49sec (2029 seconds)

Published: Mon Jan 28 2019