READING PERCY JACKSON FOR THE FIRST TIME

giving me bad boy zac efron  vibes me and percy are going   to be bound as once tight we're going to  be inseparable in the next couple days so the book i'm going to  reading is the percy jackson   series and it is epic heroes legendary adventures  i am ready for this legendary adventures since   i'm in lockdown my legendary adventures amount  to going to the toilet five times like that is   an adventure in itself so this is a middle grade  book the percy jackson series if you've never   watched the movies or read the  books you're really falling behind   i want to have a little discussion on the cover i  really like the blue that's going on it's giving   me sky vibes you know we gotta love the sky and  we have a little skull this is reminding me of the   roman times like the colosseum where people fight  to the death and he's holding a spear that has   electronical wave currents through it so you never  know during this vlog i might just attain myself   a spear with electronical currents let me tell  you rick riordan has wrote a [ __ ] ton of books   he's wrote all these books on that page also this  is going to be spoiler filled i disregard the part   where i kind of look like a mental patient who  just ran out of an asylum it is 21 hours right now so obviously i've read nothing i've read  the first paragraph but it's so funny i'm   reenacting how i envision him to do it he's  like look i did not want to be half blood   the life chose me he's like if you think  you are one just know just don't think you   air because it's a terrible life i'm gonna  read now for a bit and i'll get back to you   ladies and gentlemen we are back in business i'm  40 pages deep so far percy thinks he's going crazy   you know one of these teachers just suddenly turns  into a flying bat machine trying to kill him and   he is confused so right now he and his mom have  gone to like a cabin site couple day adventure   time i think this is so funny but she's told them  that his dad wanted him to go to a summer camp   and i think it's just so funny that  his father has never been in his life   like nothing and then it's just like  yeah you need to go to summer camp though i said this on my instagram but i was  saying that percy is giving me like   if he was like 40 years old or older  he's giving me dilf vibes but i retract   that statement giving me bad boy zac efron vibes  okay so example of his bad bonus he got expelled   for pointing a cannon at a school bus and it was  not loaded but he got expelled for it bad boy   i really like percy i like how he's so um honest  and i love the title of the chapters this chapter   is called three old ladies knit the socks of  death then the next chapter is called grover   unexpectedly loses his trousers they just came  flying off i'm going to do a bit more reading and   then i'll update you if something drastic happens  if percy loses his trousers i'll tell you about it   because i mean if grover lost him so grover has  just showed up frantically at um the cabin door   and percy's mom is like did you [ __ ]  invite him or something what's going on   and grover's like i've been searching all  night for you the mother is definitely like   you've got a stalker percy you've literally got  a stalker we've got to the parrot where grover   is not wearing his trousers i'm pretty sure  grover is either half horse or half leg donkey   he has furry legs down there anyways okay i'm on  now chapter four my mother teaches me bullfighting   i don't want to know how to cook i want to know  how to bullfight i will get back to you in a bit   it's literally a couple minutes later but jesus  christ they keep on saying funny stuff and i   keep on wanting to tell you what the funny stuff  aired and percy asked grover what are you exactly   grover then says that doesn't matter right  now and then percy says it doesn't matter   from the waist down my best friend is a donkey i'm actually a ghost pardon you i'm a  ghost and then the next page after that um   percy asks who's after me and grover's like  oh just the lord of dead and a few of his   blood thirstiest minions honestly no big  deal though really gonna leave this time   i'm gonna go for a while hello how's it going  i'm on page 108 and quite a bit of stuff has   happened right now percy got into a fight  with a half half bull half half boy half   human i have man so he got in a fight with that  thing then his mom evaporated into goddamn mist   which i don't understand like did she go to the  underworld like what happened with her body she   just disappeared that's not how you die and then  when he was attacking the half bull half-man thing   grover was unconscious on the floor just saying  food he just kept on saying food there's percy   taking off you man's horn and then grover on the  floor food at least he got his priorities right   i'm happy for him sam percy killed that monster  thing he's bringing the horn around like it's his   prized possession like he's sleeping with the  horn he almost went to the toilet with the horn   where oh my god clarissa she is a level abe type  bully i'm so proud of percy for using his powers   and getting the toilet shits the peas from  the toilet and shoved it into her goddamn   face i was so proud of him so i think i've come to  realize that i don't think i'm really into greek   mythology reading about it like i say i think  it's an interesting thing like from far away   but i don't know if i like reading about it  because i didn't like the song of achilles   this obviously has a lot of greek mythology in  it and i don't know would you know when percy   was like shoving the shits and the peas liquid  into clarissa's face and her friend's friend i   think it was in her friend's faces too he  said um i had become one with the plumbing   he's so funny i actually really like percy right  now i'm on chapter eight which is we capture a   flag which i think is a really iconic scene in the  movie unless i'm talking completely schleich for   me it was an iconic scene but so the capture  of the flag is about to happen right now and   i figured out i think his dad is poseidon because  that is the like god of the water percy obviously   can manipulate water but then obviously annabeth  saw him do his whole water trick on clarissa so   either she hasn't put two and two  together or she's keeping it on the slide   you never know but it's interesting though because  if he's the son of poseidon he's gonna die from   every known thing because the three most  powerful ones made like an oath to each other   being like yeah if you do the humpty dumpty  if you do like the fruity tutti but any   mortal women you know your child's gonna  be in grave danger because their children   ends up being so goddamn powerful percy is not  looking too good on the safety side of things i love how percy just went up besides  annabeth while they were going into   war um and he's like hey got any magic  items you can loan me that's funny glad   you wanted me on your team i'm bored of  patrol i feel like that's one of the worst   job to have help me we're back at it again with  the a1 bullying when it's so hard to read about   bullying because it just pisses me off clara says  back again they're not even capturing the flag   they're just trying to give percy a haircut  which in normal circumstances very sound but   in this circumstance is not the best capture  flags game but it's really capture the hair   what they made a great mistake here now  they pushed him into water and we know   percy and water you do not play around with  that you're going to turn into a water machine he's called the people ugly  number two and ugly number three   percy he finally has his time to shine now  everyone knows that his father is poseidon   earth shaker stormbringer father of horses  and understand that one father of horses   like does he breed horses for a living i don't  know hail perseus jackson son of the sea god   and guess who had to bow to him goddamn clarissa [  __ ] you clarissa i'm absolutely gassed right now   for my perseus jackson father of horses he might  take the tradition on of breeding horses like his   father chapter 9 i am offered a quest 127 we are  on boys and girls who are going to die extremely   soon so i'm on page 176 of the lightning thief so  right now we're in a dilemma they're on the quest   the almighty quest right now percy annabeth and  grover and right now they have gone into this food   diner kidnapping house beth and percy were like  i smell hamburgers i'm going straight there so   they've gone to this house and i remember this  from the movie it's a lady with a flying hair   where if you look in her eyes you turn into a  statue so they're in that woman's house right   now and they're literally looking at the statues  that she killed and they're like wow such an   interesting piece you have done she's like yes  i handcrafted it myself i'm like you sure it is   so they're going to hades because they need to  get retrieve the bolt that will reconnect the   gods back together because they're in chaos right  now and percy you know the chosen one percy you   gotta retrieve it i have a feeling that i'm the  person that betrayed them was luke i'm putting   my bets luke's the bad guy good old sharon was  like my main man percy you need to go to oracle   to make sure that you are okay to go on this quest  so he went to the article and good old smelly gabe   showed up okay no idea why he did percy has  an ulterior motive he wants to save his mom   um instead of actually getting this lightning  bolt because he's like okay dad you don't even   say hi to me for 12 years but then you're trying  to use me not today i'm saving my madre i don't   know where they're actually going but they got  on a bus to go somewhere and the goddamn misses   dads she just hopped on the bus you know she's  a crazy bash machine lady that uh percy killed   obviously not killed because she's back again  with the other ladies like they got in a fight   and a bit when in doubt go for a piggyback ride  so now we're obviously in this lady's house   shit's gonna go down you know good old fred here i  don't think he's ready for the stuff that is going   to go down i'm going to hide him i love how she's  called auntie m that's such like a nice you know   comforting like auntie m this woman will literally  make you a statue so she's not comforting i've   made quite a bit of progress i'm on page 300  now so i only have like 70 pages left which   is exciting i'm on chapter 19 now we found out the  truth sort of i think i'll update you on what i've   read asleep percy chopped off medusa i found out  her name medusa's head and he shipped it to the   gods what other things would you ship to the gods  besides someone's head seems pretty reasonable to   me something i really like in this book is that  even though i know it's middle grade so i wouldn't   really focus on romance but i'm happy that it's  now focusing on romance because i swear to god i   was getting so sick and tired of reading young  adult books which have romance in every single   book why can't they just be friends you know i do  know that annabeth and percy get together so then   they get on this like train i think and then  they get off because annabeth saw this thing   she's really into architecture she's like i need  to look at that thing that goes up percy gets into   a little trouble with a lady and her dog which  turned out to be a snake and a goddamn choi mira   a fire breeding chimera obviously percy did  not want to die by that fire-breathing chimera   so he got them jumped off the goddamn ledge  into the water his father was looking down   he's like i'm going to save percy what'd he do he  saved percy first he did not die i think they're   obsessed with cheeseburgers in chapter 15 and  god buys us cheeseburgers when we already know   medusa gave them cheeseburgers i think they're  obsessed they need a new diet they go into this   cheeseburger joint aerys oh my god clarissa's dad  pops himself in this guy aries spawned the demon   child herself clarissa but he was giving them an  ultimatum like either you go fetch my shield or   die and of course they went with option a they  want to live they went and got the the shield   and it was like in this love of machine thing you  know of course percy and annabeth went and there   grover was holding the base [ __ ] went high  tails up so many goddamn spiders came flying   in annabeth was paralyzed who knew she was afraid  of spiders percy was doing his thing his brain was   churning in the right direction he knew what to  do they survived with the shield aries was like   okay fairies yeah it's so funny because when they  get in this like truck thing it's for zoo animals   grover is getting so pissed off because he's like  these animals deserve better so then they get off   the truck van thing and they're in las vegas  now i think and they go into the hotel kind of   fun park kind of thing so we're having the best  time of their lives they had a nice bed there   was water pack there was games they said in their  five days they everyone in the place thought they   were in a different year because these people  have been in there for years and good old percy   brain's churning again they wasted five days  so now they only have one day to collect the   balls or else doom will collapse on everyone  right now they are in the underworld they got   past that massive ass tree-headed dog who knew  annabeth had the secret touch with tree-headed   dogs so they are now in front of hades and he  doesn't look the slightest bit menacing at all   he seems like a really nice cam kind guy honestly  right now i'm thinking luke's the traitor and   the shoes he have percy that grover war grover  got sent into this tunnel of darkness which would   have been really bad so i'm thinking luke like  functioned it so it would do that it is several   hours later and i have not read anything but that  is why i'm sitting down on my bed so i can finish   percy jackson the first book on page 310 i think i  have like 60 pages left so i'm gonna finish it now okay but their reasoning for wanting the  bold is the best reasoning ever percy   just literally just told hades look sir there  can't be a war among the gods it would be bad   i'm convinced i'm convinced i would give  him the ball right then and there hades   is literally on the brink of killing  percy right then and there and then um hades asked a rhetorical question do you think  i want war and then percy to himself says um   well these guys don't look like peace activists i swear percy is like so witty i don't know why  annabeth is acting really sketchy though like   did she take the lightning bolt too along with  luke is it like a romeo and juliet thing that's   going on here luke and annabeth stole the bolt  and then they're going to poison each other so   no one knows where the bolt is so they'll be  dead seems like a very fair fetch theory i've   literally just changed locations so you can see me  better but right now hades is giving them giving   percy kind of like an ultimatum they're all trying  to save each other percy's like i'll stay behind   grover comes in no i'll stay behind i will  reincarnate as a flower annabeth comes in   no i'll stay behind i plan to go down fighting  if that was me i would be already out the door   i'll be peacing out i'd be like it was nice oh  india i'm 99.9 sure it's luke slight confused   at who the villain is now i'm thinking maybe  clarissa at this point is goddamn clarissa so they have hauled their ass out of hades they have hauled their ass out of the underworld   and i'm on chapter 20 now i battle my  jerk relative and i'm confused as to i'm confused as to who the relative is like  is it luke and he said like the page before   that a god treat him like which gods  did he encounter he encountered a lot   was it aries mr d it might have been mr d  you know it's clarissa it is aries and luke   i totally forgot that he gave um percy the bag  so aries obviously wants a big fight to happen   and it's luke luke is the guy who's giving  aries all information and clarissa clarissa   is the worst of them all i'm not going to tell  you what she did but she's the worst of them all   goddamn clarissa so now i think  aries is going to try and kill percy   um we'll see how that goes okay it's not aries  what it is but someone is like manipulating him   so it's not aries but i'm 100 sure it's luke at  one page i'm like yes i for sure know who it is   next page i don't have a clue anymore i just think  i found the best pickup line and this is literally   when aries i think i keep on saying his  name wrong heiress aries i'm going to   say our iris and i'm going to aries shows  when aries and percy are going to fight   um eris asked him how would you like to get  smashed classic or modern so i'm sitting there   isn't that the best pickup line you've ever heard  god i'm writing that down percy just killed aries you just out where i killed him and of course  who came after um percy killian was um mrs dodds   but this time not to kill percy thankfully to tell  percy live live well percy jackson become a true   hero this is the mrs dodds i knew well before  avery's died it seemed like he put like a curse   on percy so i don't know how that's going to  play out i swear to god who who's doing this   no it's not aries it's someone else i don't  know who it is though so percy is now going   to olympus to give the ball back to zeus  and what is he going to do he's going to   meet his papa so my chapter 21 i settle my tab  um i'm still confused as to who the bad guy is   we have the missing piece it is their father who  is the problem finally kronos kronos the king of   the titans he was guy who was influencing ares  so we have a villain even though we're like 20   pages left but we have a villain percy's having a  lovely little discussion chat with his father zeus   was like mate if i ever see you again i'm gonna  kill you on the spot but i'm leaving you live now   gotta love them it's so awkward  between them between poseidon and percy this conversation woody's father just got  10 times more awkward poseidon literally   just told him i'm sorry you were born child  it was an unforgivable mistake on my part   and then percy's like i'll leave you then he  bowed i won't bother you again oh that's so mad   that's so awkward though like what you say to  that when your parent is like i'm so sorry i   made you like you're like sound thanks for  that advice i'll put that in my cv i knew it   i knew it ten pages away from finishing and luke  he finally has admitted or he hasn't admitted   but he has put a scorpion scorpion hole around um  percy's feet luke is severely banjax in the head   he wants to kill the whole western civilization  luke why does he have to serve the titan   chronos he why there's no reason to there's no  need there's no reason he is so brainwashed it's   crazy i just finished the book and luke himself  the scumbag himself luke um he didn't die i just   want him to die because the next book he'll be  in it percy is thankfully alive even though he   got bit by a scorpion i don't know what to rate  this book as if my younger self read this i would   have absolutely loved it five stars but reading  it now it's obviously not five stars i'd say be a   solid tree should i read it like my younger self  would or myself right now i really like percy's   character i thought he was funny the plot was  cool anyways that was the video i hope you enjoyed

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Published: Tue Feb 16 2021