REACTING to *Lemony Snicket’s A Series of Unfortunate Events*JIM CARREY IS WILD(First Time Watching)

all right guys welcome back to another reaction video my name is James I'm noou I'm Haley and I'm Stella and today we are going to be watching lemony snickets A Series of Unfortunate Events so this is a and this is just based off of my Google search so if I get it all wrong I know it's based off of the kid series that came out in like the super late 90s early 2000s um and there are two different versions of this thing this story there's this version with Jim Carrey and then there's a version with uh what's his face Neil Patrick Harris um and it was like a series on Netflix so I don't know um I've heard good things about this I have become a lot more of a Jim Carrey fan after watching the Sonic movies strangely enough gotcha um so I don't know if you have you have any of you guys read this series or like I have I read it I've seen the film and I've seen the series so I'm kind of like an expert I've seen pretty much every version of this so I'm going to be the resident but I have probably forgotten a out of it cuz it's a long series there are 133 books in the series dang oh my God hopefully they don't try to fit the whole freaking Series in this two hour movie right man they may um Haley do you know anything about because I know you read like the Percy Jackson series and stuff like that maybe I'm getting the timelines off I feel like they're similar release times uh I think Percy Jackson's a little later but I think I read the first book of this series like a super super super long time ago so do not count on me to remember literally anything no I feel like I'd have two to be honest weirdly um but who knows so this is going to be an exciting rewatch and Stella's just going to school us on all the L um and we'll see what the heck happens so as always reac is going to be up with the patreon the next week's reaction this movie here is going to be up for Early Access if you guys want to go ahead and check that out and yeah thank you just for being here thank you for joining us for watching if you're new to the channel welcome uh hopefully you stick around and all that being said let's just get into lemony snickets A Series of Unfortunate Events I have negative idea of what to respect about this movie negative idea I mean unlike like zero I am like even l z this is going to suck yeah no no no it's kind of weird yeah I don't know why that was kind of weird I think it's cuz I'm used to the Transformer sound with the Paramount logo that's very different all right not to be like picky but I feel like that's way too profound of a logo for Nickelodeon it's like the universe and it's like that just doesn't fit that's not on brand I don't know some of their shows get kind of crazy out there what in the okay who it's going to be one of those [Applause] movies this animation what is happening I still think this is just like the opening I don't think it's going to be the style of the whole movie I don't think so either but I didn't expect this style like what this looks like a pict are they watching something or like yeah it feels like that or something oh yeah you're right cuz we got the like screen static I'm sorry to say that this is not the movie you will be watching dang the movie you are about to see is extremely unpleasant this is Jude Law if you wish to see a film about a happy little plenty of seating in theater number to however if you like stories about clever and reasonably attractive orphans reason attrac genre Italian food and secret organization you had Italian food as I retrace each and everyone of the bodair children's woeful steps my name is Lemony Snicket and it is my sad duty to document this tale anyone who knew Violet well could tell she was inventing something when her long hair was tied up in a ribbon Violet knew there was always something she could fashion into nearly any device for nearly every occasion I will never not get great satisfaction out of inventions like these Home Alone type things if they don't make any sense Claus bodair loved books the bodair parents had an enormous library in their mansion gosh a room filled with thousands of books on nearly every subject hovercraft maintenance hcraft maintenance and everything he read he remembered oh crawly things from the deep o sunny the youngest had a different interest she liked to bite things Sunny the relat very little that Sunny did not enjoy biting what is freaking happening so a normal child yeah exactly [Music] yeah mostly speaks in a series of unintelligible shrieks for instance which probably meant look at that mysterious figure emerging from the fog freaking love this movie already what is a banker like like Mr Po doing trudging through the sand to find us at Bry Beach what is this beach oh my gosh Peter pedig I'm afraid I must inform you of a extremely unfortunate event first of the series perhaps I'm very very sorry to tell you this but your parents have perished in a fire that's destroyed your entire home whoa what yikes the like odd you know roll dolles dark Whimsy is very interesting yes it's very stylized he's got a really interesting I love it because they keep the narration which is so important colle andem we' discovered he has to be started from a great distance through the refraction and convergence of light everything is still smoking yeah clouse now realized the smallest Discovery would send his mind reeling with questions what was this spy class yeah dude be careful were there other secrets about their parents' lives yet to be revealed he saw one spy glass and was like oh my god did I even know them how could they yeah a little dramatic clouse look he's a curious kid that's a little dram I mean like that's weird I'd be looking for something suspicious to happen this is an excellent opportunity to walk out of the theater living room or airplane where this film is being shown okay let me just all right bye I got to say Lemony Snicket's office is pretty uh pretty sick I know it's it's got some good aesthetic I don't know how much he spent on decoration but in the care of your closest relatives I'm taking you to live with your dear Count Olaf Count Olaf 37 blocks away sound normal I don't think that's what closest is supposed to mean we don't know a account Olaf yes yes of course he's either your third cousin four times removed or your fourth cousin three times removed roasted by sunny I also like how it's like it's not totally to see but it is this is not real it's strange oh hello that's so cute you must be the bodair feels very quaint is welcome I'm Justice Strauss at the city high C OAA po moity management how do you do lovely your house is so beautiful yeah this is so normal please don't be strangers you come yeah I was like M this is not where they're going is it visit you you mean you don't live with Kola no no no he's he's my neighbor oh great going be the most ominous house you've ever SE seen in your life yeah oh my gosh knew it it oh gosh I mean it's a little epic a little bit this the design of this movie like let's sleep outside feels like a place where what's his name like edwards's hands or whatever yeah yeah yeah dude it straight got like an Illuminati eye on the door all right Count Olaf what oh gosh hate [Music] that intrude Jim carre is going to Jim Carrey in every movie yeah that's the thing you can't go into a movie thinking he's not going to hello hello hello I am your beloved Count Olaf welcome to my loverly home I mean may you find Solace within the womb like warmth of its dowy blue Orphus and cribo something something something to aan ring okay oh not exactly what I was going for but you get the idea I like his fit Guy Crazy my dear does he know their name wow okay okay but to be fair I would do that too that's not you Dr me it's not about how much I care I'm just a bad with names this must be CL goodness young close uh can you cut your nails what is this I'm sorry I don't speak monkey dang banana Sunny's our sister I must say you're a gloomy looking bunch why so why so mom our parents just died bro what how very very awful freak this guy give me the line again quickly well it's freshen my mind our parents just died Pap I will raise these orphans as if they were actually wanted oh we call it a burden a sacrifice you are mistaken sir this man has just has been standing there the idea anyway what do I sign for the forit I mean wow oh you you won't officially have guardianship until the hearing oh gosh and what am I to do with them until then excuse me it's like where do I put them you work out get back to the bank oh flattery solves everything remember if you need anything we're fine we're all fine [Music] ship carry is perfect for this my humble abode isn't as fancy but I'm coming into a great deal of money and I think it'll be quite Charming when it's finished he's not even hiding the fact that he's for the money this is the living room the kitchen oh dang my man has never done dishes I trust you've had your tetn shots polios typhoid malaria wait t Okay Rus room ceiling can be brought up to co you're not afraid of heights a monkey afraid of heights unironically roasting a baby what's that up there uhoh the tower oh which you are never to enter under any circumstances that was a cool shot oh my gosh there's like nothing up there he's totally just messing with them the son's still up what the heck first impressions are often entirely wrong uh I feel like this one's right mhm the two of them were thick as thieves a phrase which here means fetching and biting for hours on scary cgy creepy CGA baby every morning cat Ola would order the bodair to do a great number of terrible chores that's his his just long Co to his mysterious Tower room just throw them away at that point just get new dishes just dip them yeah how did they get this baby to do this much acting orphans this is my acting troop oh my god orph oh why aren't you children in the kitchen preparing our dinner dinner cuz there's no kitchen to prepare dinner in on the back flip it oh my God we'll take it in the dining room at 8:00 oh my gosh absolute silence while we're rehearsing our plan but we've never made dinner it's already 7:30 8: just I mean yeah grab some of that yeah serve them at the stuff in the kitchen then Grand want it so bad oh my God straight up bat like there's just random oh gosh random dry noodles in a drawer what's with the eye actually it's all over the place I don't know most in organization actually we get it bro it's going to be you would you do it sir oh all right Sunny little help give the the jars to the baby to open and strainer no strainer thank you bro that'd be a real problem though why is it so hard to find good can openers on a total side note true I don't usually have problems is Louise Guzman it is oh my gosh turn it up is anybody what the heck oh my gosh strainer this guy's got problem Sunny has that pot coming I mean it's close but it's okay I guess if they just give it to them Sunny that's not a pot oh well it's Aon oh no okay you mean like We'll Wash it twice oh oh that's the pasta pasta yeah I was worried that wasn't pasta prehistoric times when dinosaurs rule the Earth they really just are like okay Jim car just do whatever for this scene is he trying to move on purpose like stop motion cuz it kind of look stop motion maybe I'm giving him more credit than he deserved they're not even going to eat it time to leave what do you want dinner is served it kind of works too it's kind of got a whole quaint Vibe Pesca what did you call me pasta Pesca where's the roast beef on what planet did you have roast beef kidding me are you serious but you didn't tell us you wanted roast beef are you serious is that Jennifer coolage too in the back desperate orphans gladly swim across an ocean of thumbtacks just to be eclipsed by the shadow that is cast by my good on W yeah because they don't have money I chose you two lovely children and your hideous primate all I ask in return is that you do each and everything that pops into my head while I enjoy the enormous Fortune oh that's pretty simple no you Sunny get him M it's time you children little respect put her down oh dang dang you monster you all saw it the boy slipped you won't get a sentence until Violet turns 18 says who the law look it up we're going to call Mr Po about this right now he's probably right this kid knows his stuff mhm oo you guys have a court hearing you can go to the court hearing and be like this man sucks yeah well I'm very disappointed in you children okay they made a great pasta Putin Esa this is not home home is where your parents put you to bed at night or where they get all choked up on your first day of school how could they do this to us they're just bad people not them mom and dad CL it's not their fault they died they have no plan for us at all maybe they did have a plan it sure looks like it's to me I mean I I kind of get what he's saying no yeah you no the back up do you remember when Mom and Dad went to Europe then we found out they'd written a long letter just gotten lost in the mail it's just like that yeah but I don't think there's a long letter coming in the mail why yeah but there could be something that was already in the mail but that got lost quote unquote you know that's true like maybe this situation was not what they wanted mhm maybe something like sketchy is going on I don't know that spy glass he found their will is secretly inside of it anything like home again time to invent some stuff let's do it Sanctuary is a word which here means a small safe place in a troubling world like an oasis in a vast desert a the bodair enjoyed their evening in the sanctuary they have built together but in their hearts they knew that the troubling World lay just outside that's really cool though which I'm sad to say can be described in two dismal words cust wow what yay world thank you your nice business with you L did the nobody in court no none of the kids said hey uh hello freaking H bu I've been a bit standoffish which in this case is a big big word meaning pure evil dang let's startop for a treat soda soda [Laughter] banana I didn't know those cars could do that that card doesn't look like it Violet where' the locks go hello what I'm going on a perfectly innocent ride in the country with my kids who I love what is that clock correct what catching on wait wait hold on time out yo wait what is it I think it's a schedule dude uh if they die can he inherit everything I think so hey bro what the what do he have like a car bomb Oh My Gosh train tracks well that what would do it oh my God I I wanted I wanted him to be like oh actually he's a softy inside or something no and he's having this guy like witness him be all like oh I love my kids that's so messed up go not the evil laugh so messed up he took the key open it up try everything come on you got to invent bro mhm I Believe In You [Music] Violet baby's just vibing what I'm calling you back about that inheritance question Mr Paul thank goodness who is this it's V mean where's CAF he's not here right now but you're driving the car alone yes we are come save us train is coming I'm sorry viol no are you serious oh no I'll call you back when I get to the bank good oh no no that he's probably driving next to the train that's going to kill them clouse You' read books on trains what do we do I mean we just got to get out of the Shadow window or something Co that's a really cool way of showing it there but can you get out yeah we got to get out of the car issue it's too far away no there has to be something we can use to pull it throw something at it just get out the window Sunny fight the head off that elf okay at the end maybe come on oh dang okay how are we going to shoot it oh oh that's genius actually the aim though mhm oh shoot [Music] hurry what nice don't know how that works okay okay come on we're going to like derail the train I know come on nice easy let's go [Music] perfect Mr Po can't we discuss this wait dang I'm sorry Count Olaf allowing a child of sun drive a car is simply not good okay good can't take care of him may I have a moment alone with the children all over his coat I don't e cat hair goodbye kids it's been fun I'm going to get you no matter what no matter what you go you are like how just straight evil he is you are so deceased take the Mr Po before I lose it big time the bodair savored their Victory as they sped towards their new home I love the set it's so like odd yeah ciously optimistic that their next Guardian would be better than the last or at least wouldn't try to flatten them with a train holy it is a lot better maybe well at least it looks a lot better I feel like this movie is not do you know what kind of scientist he is I didn't have time for chat hello well maybe you should see who they are oh obsession with snakes goodness that's a little scary you must be honestly at this point i' be like can we just find a foster home or something these relatives are too crazy how do you what a firm grip like a bures python little Sunny you look so much like you this guy feels a lot better yeah it's just you could help us pick out the gutor worms from the bowel of the visc B children oh my gosh you can reach me by phone or this point day I think Mr Po should just adopt us I know yeah Mr Po does not care enough to do that true there's not probably doesn't get paid enough we have to pack pack where are we going this is a sick house we have to pack all the equipment whoa look that tortoise clothing and such and we have to tag all of the snakes who are coming with us where are we going to like Africa or something we're going to Peru tomorrow morning isn't that exciting tomorrow morning this way to the reptile room I feel like the whole house is the repti your children know anything about snakes only what I've read in books is that a no not not very much whoa that's sick we may have one or two things here that aren't in books he's pretty good though so far like he's a little eccentric but yeah in comparison to everything else snakes spoted oh sick tietan my latest discovery deadly Viper my assistant Gustav and I may be the only people ever to have seen him what that is he invisible there so many there's so much space in between those bars bro yeah I mean he better be huge cuz he definitely got away no maybe he did what the heck uh-oh my man is straight up opening the door oh what the heck oh I'm sorry my ribbon just jammed oh dang dud oh my gosh fix it there we are now now wi out the last sense the attack of the incredibly deadly Viper ho worry little Poss man just stopped it with his bare possibly deadly Viper could possibly harmed her bro dude he doesn't need any V could just one of the least harmful and most friendly creatures in the animal kingdom what I only called him that to play a prank in those stuffed shirts down at the herpetological society he looks pretty dang big that's all I'm going to say why are we going to Peru I was wondering how are we all going to get out of town together and I thought Peru why is he trying to get out of town Peru don't they but why are we getting out of town this made a criminal Violet do you know snakes are more afraid of you than you are of them uh when threatened a snake will Retreat to a place that is quiet safe aort do you feel threatened by what a sanctuary where it can feel out of danger that's why Peru that spy glass I saw one just like that our have time for chitchat later wait what I need Happening Here a rer and I feel like anything is B no an something yeah but I have no idea what to [Music] think now I just feel like I can't trust anyone he's playing the music and he gave them cake so I would say impr Improvement I don't know it does a good job of putting you in their shoes of like how are you supposed to trust a total stranger that you're suddenly meant to live with yeah sure I think I know that song I think our parents used to play it for us how much do they know know about their parents as I did for mine until the fire what a fire I may know better than anyone what you're going through what Uncle Monty why are you doing all this for us isn't that what family does the bodair children went to Peru had wonderful adventures this is so interesting B no yeah BS dude these are the words I desperately wish I could I knew it here we go and who is this dude yeah that's true is he like in world I feel like he is or something like that just a madeup store yeah yeah yeah oh freaking this is why you don't just answer the door whoa hold up don't open homie what are you doing absolutely not I am looking for Dr Montgomery Montgomery just going to talk about bad vibes with a little bit of bad vibes here I am Stefano I am an Italian man okay to assist him count yeah bro it's like so obvious yeah and now why would why would you say something like that we have bro I'm sure he would look and sound completely different I mean he sounds different I'll give you Olaf and we're not letting him in oh go perhaps you should re-evaluate your hypothesis you need to re-evaluate that mustache bro that's why you should never run with one of these kids words of wisdom indeed Mr Stefan oh shoot he like know him and bless you for coming at such short notice oh my gosh my chief assistant gusta took SI and pH not one hour ago gee I wonder why oh no oh gosh are you serious I'm so sorry Gustav oh my gosh poor Gustav I feel sorry for the poor train conductor that keeps getting his like route what is happening my research on the sea snake I've been bitten 43700 times 43 mostly on the face a lot of this has been reconstructed but I think they did one heck of a job even though my mustache is a tadc that's a good cover I was going to say uh I wonder if I could get the kids to help me in with my bags my left side is somewhat neurologically challenged bro come on Uncle Monte please these kids do not speak up enough to guest like I'm sorry no what no way I would be like this man has literally tried to murder us well they said that to the other guy and he didn't even care Aunty spy glass I saw the exact same one in dad's desk what yeah CLA it's just a coincidence what nothing in this everything happens for a reason do you have an experience with children uh children are strange and foreign to me that's the truth I never really was one what he's never going to let us alone with Monty we've got to get a message to him leave that to me okay sick I had the Kipper in my mouth and I offered it and there was a team from National Geographic he's he's pretty good at BS I know just like throwing out stories how does it pull a man's face into a cave anyway this background is hilarious Peru is a wonderful place people should write something guardianship law oh that's scales like I was wondering if you wouldn't mind milking petunia for me petunia uh well the milking uh does he that's he doesn't know anything about I'm just wondering if he is trying to get him away they used to call me Old McDonald cuz I MIL these things all day long but the little utters the utters he's trying to find UTS on a snake Okay yeah bro I'm not sure I brought my milk in gear I'll uh take a gander bro you do that oh the snakes can tell you're an impostor yeah is he still watching pretend you're talking to Claus okay don't worry I know you do yes oh yeah Stefano as an imposer does he know their Uncle Olaf maybe he's a spy from the heroical society he's here to steal the incredible no no he's not isn't it about time you kids went to bed absolutely good night but I guess if Uncle Monty is still like against him it still helps right yeah I think so maybe he's not thinking that if he thinks they're there to steal the snake and not necessarily like kill him and steal the Children s maybe he's not looking out for the the right things sleep at all bro he's like creepier as this guy why why why do you have a hall [Music] pass I didn't think so you're such a good girl such a pretty girl yeah dude you got a oh what the heck the most deadly snake in the entire ecosystem I should know I discovered it you what what you totally didn't the big cage door is open no snake who woke me up at 900 in the morning for this I'm sorry this is still a crime scene the incredibly deadly Viper couldn't have killed him one of the least dangerous and most friendly creatures in the animal kingdom they just say things and don't keep explaining we were headed for Peru tomorrow and the tickets AR nonrefundable no doc what do you think no bro it's an open investigation closure closure thank you doc Brave Sunny started here and approached the incredibly deadly VI to try to show that the Viper isn't dangerous he tried to kill us with a train and where would this man get a train I'm sorry what are you Ser where would this man get a train bro you got to be one of the worst like detectives yeah seriously count ol of had a tattoo of an eye on his ankle anything for the kids he probably could have just voil what well he's an actor he covered it with makeup help me escort these young children to the vehicle no Mr Po I would never let that man escort the children anywhere whether he was counta or not see it's so friendly yeah see damn itasy good character D he sped out of there so fast the authorities are in Hot Pursuit of Mr Stefano the Italian fiend but he was entertained yeah he no are you a reader writer maybe a little bit of both well over the last year I have become obsessed with Reading Writing and storytelling as a whole and in an effort to nurture the Creative Energy of all of of you in the white noise Community we launched something called the storytellers Guild it's a book club and a writer group allinone an online community created for every kind of Storyteller by signing up you'll have access to a closed online community to be able to share ideas critique other people's work there'll be book 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violent look at you hello what what what what's not that quickly you could trip over the welcome mat and capitate yourselves lady has watched way too much final Final Destination yeah not too quickly all right doesn't that just mean normally then like what I she meant quickly in like a in like a you know metaphorical sense I suppose mentally I'm going quit yeah yeah I've never been so stressed in my life oh my god listen if anything's going to kill us it's your dang house man sometimes it gets so cool would you let me to turn the radiator up I never turn on the radiator might explod yeah I must ask you not to use any of the door knobs in the house how just push on the wood of the door and it'll open okay why I'm always afraid that the doorknobs will shatter into a million tiny pieces and one of them will hit my eye I mean that's reasonable yeah yeah delmo is not a word I can see that I'm going to have to teach her proper English grammar is greatest joy in life don't you find is it I love so appetizing perfect nice hot soup actually it's chilled cucumber soup never cook anything hot I'm afraid the stove will burst into ples okay for sure for sure where's your brother the kitchen what are you doing standing there napkins oh napkins are here come away from the fridge if it falls it'll Crush you flat why would you have these things yeah why do you even have it then why have a stone who this Ike wasn't he handsome dang I want to see if their parents like hung out together you tame liy must have because that they were they were they take a trip adventurous when Ike was alive oh wait that's actually really sad oh are you talking about oh never mind you're talking about them is that their family oh it is you knew Uncle Monty they were like a not a good picture of me is this like a secret society is that our parents was this some sort of Club oh everyone has a spy glass why do you all have these spy glasses I don't like the way I look in that picture she just sat on it yeah did I die in a fire silly child no he was eaten by Lees what okay same I you okay same didn't they mention something like that before did they I feel like they did watch the chandelier children like at the reptile place or something whoa that's sick there's so much information I can't keep track of all it freaking dude freaking they took each other out she's like look children we can watch the hurricane come in from the big glass window horid Harbor to curled cave way not like that one bit near that rock is where the leeches attacked are they like Giant Leeches I guess those leeches have six rows of very sharp teeth and one very sharp nose they have a nose if they smell food they will swarm yeah I told him wait 1 hour before going into the water he only waited 45 5 minutes jeez I apologize children [Music] CL she's too attended man God I hate it here maybe if you moved away from Lake Leos you might feel better I could never sell this house I'm terrified of Realtors there are two kinds of fears rational and irrational and that one was rational an irrational fear is that Jame winch what they literally were like every celebrity be in this movie I feel like that's a good thing though because I feel like all everybody is a character in this movie and so it kind of helps watch out for those avocados the pit could become lodged in our throats you don't eat the pit oh I feel bad though because it's like it's kind of like her way of like reacting to her husband's death yeah yeah this man he'd be showing up everywhere is this the black p couple of right Beauties y especially accent is that Joseph sailor accent allow me to introduce no allow clouse and I to introduce him clouse and me oh go okay this doesn't matter are you chicken Meer grammar is the number one most important to me oh gosh why without your good grammar whole darn shooting match could go AR take it you can certainly turn a phas probably not with correct grammar I can flip it up and rub it down too of course that would be entirely up to you Mom they're getting married tomorrow like ah oh my gosh the bald head did he freaking shave his head he's Count Olaf he shaved his head and put his hair on his right probably where behind give wax on wax off me give what not a Kate kid reference I'm not going through this [Applause] again what Inn why did you do this he cut off his leg for the roll I'm so I wouldn't even be you say C going to Smart morning oh dude that's so wrong though my leg was chewed off by the lacr leeches oh great why I wait an hour before swimming oh my God the Lees took my too sure I get the good parking spots but this is such a weird combination of like modern references but like old timey stuff it is yeah that is strange would you come to my house for dinner this evening no no please no I'm afar I might scuff up the floors with this old CRI well I will lay down newspapers the children are going to make panesa the very me yet before they took my leg chop for an entirely putanesca free din heang are you serious lady and Josephine hey you haven't paid for that oh what who's actor people yeah wasn't his that other guy that was in the the crime scene the guy at the crime scene who was like y it's snake B that was one of the oh my gosh oh that's cool oh great we can hang out at the house for the freaking hurricane oh my gosh and Josephine I don't know she's alive anymore I know he's coming for all of them and Josephine and Jo oh oh no oh gosh did a Josephine get pushed out the window she may have too late we're too late watch out what does it say it's a suicide note oh my gosh nah my heart is as cold as Ike and I find life in bearable unbearable it's unbearable she would never make that mistake your children may not understand the S life of a dower Dowager has one doesn't matter keep going wait no it does it does that's how we know she didn't even write it if notic the problems in her grammar she definit SP oh gosh it gets worse worse well if you were about to jump out of window you might make a few spelling mistakes too I mean yeah but there's a more reasonable explanation for all this as my last willing Testament I leave you three in the care of Captain sham a kind and honorable man yeah bro come on that was his plan he made her ride this not then he pushed her out the window maybe she misspelled it on purpose yeah oh I freaking love this book thing it's not a suicide note it's a code a coded message it's not supposed to be I it's supposed to be ice see maybe get out of the house any unbearable to you oh like the cave C cave curled cave curled cave yeah yeah yeah go go go just curled cave way over there she's not dead she's hiding get out of the house please I oh I hate this oh my oh [Music] gosh there it is grab as many pictures as you can then run yes he was investigating fires grab some stuff please dude we got to go yeah hurry we got to go oh holy the budget of this movie yeah oh my gosh why you guys keep stopping to observe the destruction just go can we please leave great oh dang oh no wow everything's happening just like she said it would not the duck oh no are you kidding me it's going to shatter what the heck everything she said was right guys why no way is it over dang Violet you better tee your hair up are they just like out in the middle of nowhere oh God I do not like that at all also did they do the like like she she and her husband used to literally live their life on on the edge like cuz house is on the edge Poss Violet ideas oh bring me that fire extinguisher why because we need to move this anchor over there what just help me yeah bro come on she's an adventure roll with it have you learned nothing okay nice free we're going to break that thing break it so that it fall that's the only thing keeping us up exactly and it'll make us fall into the other yeah 1 2 3 okay everybody go to one side of the platform uhoh wait wow talk about risky [ __ ] goodness what do we do now she's alive we have to go to the authorities no what they won't listen they never listen I mean true it's Olaf he'll never they Haven listened yet I think we got to or it's Captain CH your new Gan ever read any books on sailing little could have prepared them but as the storm passed yeah what about the leeches the B could help but feel a small sense of accomplishment we did right didn't oh well I guess not recently no for sale the cave is for sale if their Guardian could not rescue them then they would rescue I wonder why their guardian and Josephine are we sure she's alive what if she's like dead and she she's just trying to like give us like Clues yeah that might be it too cuz when they presumed that she was alive because she WOTE her cave that felt like a leap in logic yeah I I was not presuming that either same freaky looking cave and Josephine are you in here oh sounds like she is sounds like it oh my gosh you deciphered the clue so glad you're okay okay don't Olaf forced me to write that will and then it nearly killed me to add in all those grammatical errors so or did you bring groceries what we just came through a storm well so how do you expect us to live in this cave if you didn't bring any food live in the cave why you have to come back with us you wied us to Captain shry the only proof we have it's a lie yeah no no no it's much too dangerous are you kidding me what you're our Guardian you're supposed to take care of us not going to talk about it anymore you suck lady you know aun Joseph kidding me curdled cave is for sale so so yeah people going to come to look at it dangerous some of those people will be real very dangerous I love that that's all it took to convince her she's like all right let's go hey man that's cool this is yeah a Josephine what does this mean where did you find that I found it night room the fires yeah what about the fires why was he investigating fires we all were our parents they were our leaders children of their like Society there are good people and bad people their group the ones who start the fires and the ones who put them out is it Olaf I've said too much already your parents knew the answer to that but they're dead so why don't you tell us then well because of that that she doesn't want to say going to die what it's the leaches I did not want to see these uhoh why are there why are they screaming like that who's eating oh no oh are you kidding me it's [Music] Josephine ew ew ew ew that is so disgusting dang oh they're going to eat through the boat e what do we do going have to come up you're sinking yep it was you Jose give us the baby at least oh my go oh my God dang oh oh gosh there's a boat over here over here but as unpleasant as lacos leeches could be there was something Captain unpleasant it is hello hello hello I missed you guys he's not even looks like you could use a little assistance he's so spooky you're going to need assistance when we get back to town and J's going to tell everyone what happened why would you say that before he gets you and everyone will be singing and dancing and giggling like the elf I hardly think that anybody is going to believe a dead woman you're not going to touch Aunt Joseph and she's going to tell everyone what happened no no no no no I won't tell anybody Josephine you can have the fortune you can have the T Josephine are you kidding me welcome aboard Hot Potato I'll go me he's still getting C with that little stunt of yours at the window you hadn't been a very trustworthy person but I could show a little Mercy oh I haven't oh gosh bro oh no dead what you should have said you haven't been a very trustworthy person just push Olaf too like thank you for corre I mean this is almost understandable yeah don't be don't be at Josephine well you get the picture oh no dang we've done all we can do everybody be cool children how did he change how did he find them Mr Po where drowning what what I've saved the boy from the Lees Count Olaf what are you doing here Mr yeah Count Olaf Count Olaf what what are you doing here man I know I shouldn't have come but when I heard the children were in danger I cannot deal with this I hate this even if I'm not fit to be their Guardian I drives me crazy it appears I was wrong about are you kid no are you you've proven yourself to be an exceptionally capable Guardian what you don't even know the thought of the massive inheritance would be a constant reminder of my heartache the law clearly states that you would not inherit the bodair fortune if anything happened to the children so what oh with the exception of course of blood relatives and married couples really oh it's like we're going to have to get to work oh no Mr Po have I told you about our new play is it yeah oh here we go freaking knew it CR CR okay sir Dustin Hoffman what is going on there are so many cameos in this I would never have picked up on these as a kid he's using this as a prop it says that if two people are married they're entitled to any money neither of them have no but it's just a play yeah oh can't I E CES must wait what is going on with us I in order to be a valid marriage it has to be administered by a Bonafide Justice of the Peace oh freaking is he cast a Bonafide Jus are you ready for your debut oh no you looks so beautiful I'm the judge who's the group no justice trous you don't understand the play is real how it must be real all the other actors I saw lack the proper hair hands veritude what say the words exactly as you would in the real wedding for the talent scouts in the audience oh no gosh take it I swear everybody's so gullible in this yeah that's like a consistent thing in the books the adults are the dumbest characters viet's only 14 she can't be legally married she can if she has the permission of her guardian and who's that yes me gross oh god look it up bookworm so Unapologetic he just the worst human on earth clip my thick yellow toenails marriage is no picnic you got to work at it e you'll never say I do never yeah she has to say I do I think you might right won't you look up really are you kidding me are you freaking kidding me no Sunny Let Her Go gladly let her go no put a hold on that if you don't say I do or if anything should happen to interrupt this is he this horrible in the books Stella oh worse what the heck he does all of this stuff in the books yeah and yeah I I they don't they don't steer away from dark stuff there's there's murder there's so much you should know by now that you can't have everything you want and what about what I want that enormous fortune and for all investigations against me to cease what's with his makeup bro I SAR swear it makes it look even more terrifying somehow my public W yeah why do you have like a oh my gosh put your app put your appendages together chew through those you're not going to go through with this can't Sunny just chew through those freaking I know come on come on we got to find a way out of this there's always something come on would he actually I like how how it it is all about like theu yeah would would he actually hurt Sunny though cuz didn't he say if anything happens to them he wouldn't get anything go yeah wait why didn't we call him on that bluff yeah cuz then he just loses the fortune yeah go ahead wait this is the world come figure it out all right do something to claim his bro and I swear the audience is just going to be like oh what a masterpiece great golden amazing per performances what would Violet do always something come on come on that like a trap the groom is a c and nowhere near as handsome as the C what they just have like a that's like the biggest grappling hook I've ever seen in my life the strongest umbrella I've ever seen in my entire life hey man they made things high quality back whenever this is I don't know this exist side of time bro this isn't a decade that we know of in his a I didn't everyone's amazed shocked and amazed a masterpiece my man Luis Guzman putting in the work you sir have been taken by supr this next scene could get pretty graphic away RAB scallion oh my gosh let the wedding begin dang spent all the budget on that there's a vision there [Music] guys like what is [Music] happening down hurry hurry my man [Music] hurry this is moving along way too fast for a wedding I know I know where's the drama yeah wding wife get hurry till death do you part until death I most certainly that's funny until death no okay okay that's okay we're on there Violet bod take this Count Olaf this person till death do you part jce St I do I know she doesn't deserve what is going on and this Union shall be official and legal uh hurry freaking hurry you're good bro you're good don't do it sunny where's the key I like how they have like a whole evil cage for the baby whoa right hand please what if she's left-handed she would be trying to buy time whoa didn't they say that this fire was started by like some kind of weird light refraction something they 100% did so were they sniping I think they were they were like purposefully getting houses can we use it burn down count Olaf's House burn the uh certificate burn everything doesn't she know that she's safe is she just like faking the signature what are you doing not sure what are you doing dude children oh gosh your parents have perished in a fire these things don't just happen oh oh what did you fre love let's finish here oh no we've got a problem o count all was going to kill Sun if I didn't go through with the marriage ridiculous no yet it was only marrying me to get to the B of Fortune no that part is true actually he's now he's like now that it's done oh well reveal the whole evil plan we were married in an official ceremony did maybe she spell her name wrong or something must be oh my god what have I done yeah I'm sorry I've been no first order of business put the other two brats up prodution separately oh my God just add an injury what a piece of garbage he doesn't even hide it either Mr Po doing it in front of everybody arrest him for what for being a come on come on I'm the monster yeah just own it yes you are you're the monster come on come on come on come on burn the certificate these children tried to tell you but you wouldn't listen I have the fortune now come on Burn It D it son help us on do it too diabolical give me some feedback oh yeah yeah yeah baby by the way you're a terrible actor oh roasted yeah got him where it hurts let's keep our heads here if you do anything to me you're just sinking to my level mention sitting a terrible example for the children they're setting a nice yeah it was the judge's decree that Olaf be made to suffer every hardship that he forced upon the children oh my God oh my gosh that is the best punishment yes he's going to get hit by a train oh my gosh unhinged if only Justice were as kind what C Olaf vanished after a jury of his peers over those peers were all actors I bet freaking yeah don't worry children I'm sure the authorities will cat up with Count Olaf very soon how did he survive getting hit by a train and eaten by Lees no no we all never have to do with that terrible man again he's going to like pop out of the trunk I don't know about that he's probably already here before we leave perhaps there's time for just one last stop what the house who this is beautiful did they rebuild it maybe no what it's just their imagining [Music] yeah what's in it who is this Postman who is dropping off the letter dude he was like I'm not freaking bringing this back to the station I'm just delivering I don't care if there's not a house here anymore there got to be some secret Violet cloud and sunny suest to us look at all these postmarks is it literally from the parents yeah who's it from that's so cool it's got to be the thing the the spy glass it's the letter the letter that never came a all you have to do is look hard enough and what might seem to be a series of unfortunate events May in fact be the first steps of a journey know that we love you know that as long as you have each other you have your your family and you are home you're loving parents is there something else dude you called it posing the torch is a WR passage that the last time he see it it was in this burnt house well maybe like how mom had one maybe who is he like the dad or something I don't know they are the sort of people who know that there's always something to invent something to read something to bite and something to do to make a sanctuary no matter how small dang and for this reason the bod were very fortunate indeed oh dang that was the movie what you guys think wow what a time very interesting that was that was yeah yeah I had seen a little bit of like the series so I got a Vibe for oh interesting um yeah this was this was I kind of liked it in its own weird way yeah this is it's interesting going from the series to this because like the series is objectively a much more faithful adaptation of of the books and I also I'm gonna be honest well this movie came out in 2004 I'm not actually 100% sure if all the books were were out at that point so they may not even have known really where the story was going but yeah people can fact check me I don't know anything about that but it's definitely like it's I think this stands really well as an adaptation because they they really said they were like we're just going to trim out because what we just watched is like basically the first three books of the series okay the entire first book is when they go to live with Count Olaf I think the second is then the reptiles and then the third is Aunt Josephine so they go and stay with all these different Guardians and each book is that that battle of trying to like count all is trying to get back at them but it keeps going for 13 books like they go on a ton they go they are at a boarding school they go all over the place and so interesting the fact that this movie CH like kind of chooses to end even if it's a little ambiguous and kind of vague but like they did choose to kind of craft an ending when there wasn't one yet well I like and I have no idea I'm what the kind of thesis of the series is but I do kind of like the IDE it is like weird and dark but like in its own really quirky Quirk is not the right word but like exent thats but but because of the kind of like tongue and cheek nature of it it somehow like manages to deal with yeah so it's it's like really okay so it's like really meta because it's not it it's aware that it's like oh it's a kids movie or a kids book or kids story and it's like making fun of that fact that it's like if we do this like this we can find a way to deal with these dark issues but then going further into the meta and doing that in a way that like I think is a profound message for anyone including children which is this idea of like look life is really dark and you can't count on it being like there is a happy ending but an important aspect of that is how you approach yeah creating any series of unfortunate events that may be your life because more likely than not you're going to have things that happen in your life that are not that are seemingly unfortunate yeah yeah I don't know and I think that's really cool the book has a really recognizable like voice um and that's partly because of the narration and I will say like Lemony Snicket is a character um that's sick he's not I I'm GNA this actually know much about like the real guy who wrote the books but Lemony Snicket is a madeup name and he does within the world he like you could kind of tell they were hinting at it with the spy glass but it's a really it's a pretty complex story to be honest and so like I think when I first saw this film I I hadn't read any of the books when I first saw this movie so I was going off of nothing um and I kind of felt like hm I feel like there should be more but now like watching makes me want to go read it it makes exactly and I think that's really effective because there's no way that they're going to it's it's a really long series they're not going to put everything into a into a hour 45 minutes and so I think the fact that they chose not to and they chose very carefully what to keep in and what not to it it flows pretty well and to be honest there's not a lot that pops into my brain that was like left out you know that is super crucial to the story yeah yeah I know then they did a good job for trying to put three books into one movie and also out of like a very long Series yeah that's very cool yeah and I just like the it had a very unique kind of vibe to it you know like the characters the world itself was very interesting and they didn't even what I liked also was that they didn't get into it too much they just had it there you know in the background and that's credit to the filmmakers at least I think to go like oh we're going to have it have this kind of surreal ass quality but just World building yeah and I'm sure I'm sure it fits like at least to me from what I'm getting from the story it fits the vibe very well yeah just the way that it looks and the way that the you know certain shots are shot and all that it it feels like it fits and a big part of the books was the artwork too at least for me like that's I think of the books and I think of the covers and they do both this film and this series even though they adapt the story really differently they do like that it's you can tell how crucial of an element the the style is because they really do their best like that the teetering house on the edge of the cliff and the really giant like creepy count Olaf's mansion and these are like out of and I I don't know if they've they've taken inspiration from the illustrations but there are like really cool illustrations of all of these places so you know they weren't going off of nothing that's cool I I just I liked it it was weird but I liked it maybe I just like Weir it's really good for readers it's a good movie for people who like to read and I feel like they just knew what they were doing and they were like look we're going to go for it and it is it's a thing but the only way to do it is to kind of just go for it and be like yeah it's it's very weird and very dark and like we're just going for that and I feel like Jim Carrey fit I mean I'm curious how count LOF is in the book but CU I think the danger with somebody like Jim Cary or at least the criticism that can arise is kind of it's like oh he's the same and everything sure but I I think it was a different flavor of Jim Cary oh totally might I dare to say I think I will say the one thing Count Olaf is not really funny in the books at least not that I remember and I think it's because as you read the books like you get this you have you spend more time with the characters you get more invested so you feel much more like personally angry characters that are wronging them and it's like consistently there I'll be honest that was a hard series for me to read when I was young because it was so frustrating because like these kids were constantly gaslit and like never believed and they were just like abused and manipulated and pushed around and it was so unbearable but um I I do think Count Olaf in the books is you do have to recognize like how evil he is and I think sometimes if he's a little too funny you can forget that he's evil and that's it's a it's a line but I I think Jim Carrey does a good job with it in this yeah yeah like I don't know much about the books and stuff like that but I I do like this that this movie it's weird cuz I'm sure this is different but I feel like if Jim Carrey was or if they casted someone else that was um supposed to be Count Olaf sure and he was played off as like extremely like serious I feel like that kind of would Clash a little bit at least with how the movie felt overall and just this is just the movie itself I'm not meaning about the books just because of how I feel like overthe top certain things were oh yeah and then also how dark feeling the you know the things that he was doing were yeah his character super over the top yeah so it does feel a little more like it adds another element to it the fact that Jim Carrey was Count Olaf you know no I agree I think it it plays into that like meta Narrative of like oh it's a kids's book like see how funny he is and like nice but it's but even watching it you're going like yeah but it's like super dark what he's doing like everything is incredibly sadistic but that's why I I that's why I'm saying I just I think it Jim K's kind of like take added this kind of like other element to it that allowed me to kind of like take it almost more seriously you know yeah yeah yeah that was cool yeah I don't know I liked it so I mean I don't know I mean let us know what you guys thought in the comments down below obviously um as always fling R is gonna be up the pat of the next week's reaction this movie here is going to be up for Early Access if you guys want to go ahead and check that out and yeah thank you just for be here thank you for joed us for watching if you guys are new to the channel welcome uh hopefully you stick around and if you do we'll see you all in the next [Music] [Music] video

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