RE: Flat Earth Asshole vs Vsauce

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hey Vsauce Michael here hey Flat Earth [ __ ] Jacob here hey the Eternal Vanguard Tom here in 2003 researchers did the measurements and found that Kansas is in fact literally flatter than a pancake of course the Earth is not flat the Earth is round otherwise Travelers would be falling off the edge all the time right wrong yes in fact that is wrong you don't say it is a common misconception that when people first hear the words Flat Earth they automatically assume that there is an edge in which one can fall off of and from the countless diagrams and Maps etc etc that idiots like you propose they all seem to have an edge this is in fact false and literally zero flat earthers believe in an edge to begin with most flat earthers believe there is an wall or some sort of barrier which holds the oceans inward citation please most flat earthers believe that this is Antarctica which surrounds the Flat Earth 360° around if this magical ice wall somehow existed why hasn't anybody who shares your beliefs gone in an air balloon or anything and just taken pictures if someone somehow managed to prove that the Earth was flat that guy would get a Nobel Peace Prize is like almost instantly that [ __ ] that that [ __ ] would be revolutionary that should be insane that completely make us rewi everything we knew about science and physics and everything so why don't you oh wait oh yeah cuz it's [ __ ] thus this is the reason the Antarctic treaty was formed which restricts the public from freely exploring Antarctica yeah it has absolutely nothing to do with the fact that it's really dangerous and complet completely pointless it has and everything to do with the fact that it's the evil government trying to control your minds so while the USA Russia and China may appear to be enemies they can all somehow to agree to shake hands and join together in an effort to protect Antarctica for quote unquote scientific research purposes yeah no country leader ever has ever been that simple-minded as to not even bother to negotiate anything with countries that currently have tension yeah because that's how reality Works isn't it [ __ ] sake and oddly enough the United Nations uses a flat Earth Map as their logo no that's just not Euros Centric it's just from it's just a top down view serious how [ __ ] stupid are you you can clearly see the curvature around countries like America can you see Antarctica on this map no because it's on the other side but you know what else I don't see I don't see a big [ __ ] wall surrounding the entire thing either yeah exactly furthermore if one were to explore what could be Beyond Antarctica one might find the existence of a barrier Dome or firmament yeah or maybe it's legol land where all of the Lego people are real and a sentient or maybe it's heaven like maybe all of the gods are there we just have to climb over this imaginary wall that nobody's ever seen before if we were indeed in an enclosed system there would physically be no Edge in which to fall off of and yet no evidence ever has even implied that we live in an enclosed [ __ ] bubble system and an even more interesting possibility would be the existence of more land or other worlds Beyond Antarctica the possibility does in fact exists that the Earth is an infinite plane and thus an end or Edge simply does not exist and yet you're still to provide a Slither of evidence that this wall exists so to assume that the Earth has an edge is like assuming that outer space has an edge so whenever anyone says to me Hey Jake where's the edge of the Flat Earth I like to look at him and say Hey where's the edge to outer space well in relation to us the edge to the universe from our perspective is the particle Horizon where anything beyond that space is expanding so quickly that it would literally take the data being sent to and from us to be going up faster than light for us to actually receive it so from our perspective it's unreachable it doesn't exist that's the edge [ __ ] argument try again if the Earth was not a ball shape but was instead a flat disc like this plate well with the right density and thickness living in the middle could feel pretty normal but as you moved toward the edge gravity on a disc Earth would slightly skew pushing at a greater and greater angle back toward the center my friend Nick from Yeti Dynamics put together this great simulation the person in buildings obviously aren't to scale but check out how such increasingly diagonal gravity would work although this is a flat disc it would feel to a runner headed toward the edge like they were fighting to climb up a steeper and steeper Hill the building foundations behind the runner reflect how you would have to build structures closer and closer to the edge so that people living in them always felt like down was at right angles to the floor the way we feel it on our big round earth now as you approach the edge things would get scary remember this is a flat Earth but it would feel like a sheer drop off what's really cool is that contrary to the don't fall off the edge fear on a flat world because of gravity the scary risk would actually be falling away from the edge and rolling all the way back to the center once you stepped over the edge instead of falling off into space you'd be able to relax it would be a nice level place this model of course neglects the fact that such a planet shape would be impossible yeah not only is it impossible but it's completely ridiculous which is why the Flat Earth model is not taken seriously by modern science literally zero flat earthers believe in gravity to begin with oh finally something sensible and literally zero flat earthers believe that the Earth is some disc floating around in outer space the concept of outer space is fictitious to begin with so you don't believe in gravity you don't believe in outer space but you believe in a mystical ice wall that surrounds the entire planet that nobody's actually seen and if we were to go above the Earth 121,000 ft high you can clearly see that the Horizon is flat he uses such a tiny unit of measurement to make it seem like that's a Gargantua number when in reality 121,000 ft is is less than 37 km like that's an half hour's Journey ride in a car going at 60 like going at 60 km an hour that that's a drive from like you to the shops at most like that distance and he's expecting to see curvature on a planet that's almost 13,000 kilm in diameter that's not circumference either that's diameter from one side of the planet to the other there is 13 thousand kilometers of just Mass yes that's right the Horizon is always flat as in horizontal hores hores horizontal horizon they don't call it the curvis do they oh would you look at that after a quick Google search you can find that the origins actually came from Greek meaning limiting Circle if any of his subscribers had actually done a tiniest of Google searches they would see that this guy's full of [ __ ] but of course they won't do that because the [ __ ] flat earthers reality means nothing to these people anything as massive as the Earth shaped like a flat disc would under its own gravity naturally collapse back into a ball anything as massive as the Earth shaped like a flat disc would under its own gravity naturally collapse back into a ball this isn't any of my camera chick viory or like I didn't do any of this weird [ __ ] though this is all flat Earth ass I was doing let me get this straight if the Earth were flat due to its own gravity it would collapse into a ball yes you [ __ ] idiot that's how gravity works I've never heard of a flat object flat collapsing into a ball well have you ever seen anything as massive as a planet that wasn't a ball like you're not going to see something flat in the middle of space just collapse in on itself because flat things don't exist in space you're not just going to find a [ __ ] huge plane of [ __ ] rock that just boom that's not going to [ __ ] happen for you are you really that stupid I can't is this just a really elaborate troll or something Have you hey did you see that flat basketball yeah it collapsed and it filled up with air I think for a flat object to turn into a ball it would actually have to inflate what I've never heard of it being flat and then it collapsed and turned into a ball yet it doesn't make any sense because it can't be flat in the first place flat collapse into a ball ball collapses and turns flat okay since you can't wrap your mind around something as uh simple as basic gravity let me see let me show you for it let's say this is earth right the sheet of paper is [ __ ] planet Earth under its own gravity this is what had happen to it if it was somehow flat which is impossible but this is what had happened to it and its own gravity would compress itself into a bull shape although it would be a lot more round than this as gravity is a lot more evenly spaced out than me screwing up a piece of paper there it's really not that [ __ ] difficult get your [ __ ] straight Vsauce come on dude this is why in outer space everything more than a few hundred miles in diameter is round or so we've been told What If gravity isn't real What If gravity isn't real what is gravity yeah this is still Flat Earth doing I'm I'm not I'm not desecrating the holy vsource isn't real What If gravity isn't real what if the Earth is in fact flat and science has been wrong all along the Earth isn't flat and by the way this is called gravity sorry Mr Tyson but you are flat out [Laughter] wrong this should be good the fact the microphone left your hand and fell back to the Earth is a product of its weight and density the microphone is more dense than the air in which surrounds it so therefore it fell back to the Earth much like if you were to jump off of a building you would fall to the Earth because your body weight is more dense than the air in which surrounds it you explained something that helps but you didn't debunk the source that Source being uh you know the force of gravity at the same time you can take a tiny magnet and overpower this magical mythological force of gravity you see all these metal objects that should be Falling Towards the center of of the earth they're actually being overpowered by a tiny magnet water fire air and dirt [ __ ] Magnets How do they work so the same force of gravity which holds trillions of gallons of water stuck to a spinning ball are simply overpowered by a tiny magnet magnetization just kind of acts like a temporary glue like if you if you let go of that [ __ ] magnet that's going to drop to the Earth like a stone and at the same time if you fill a balloon with helium it will rise it will over power the forces of gravity yeah because more forces being applied to the air like the oxygen and the nitrogen like the air in our atmosphere than it is being applied to that balloon of helium do do you need me to explain why helium's lighter really this is due to buoyancy cuz the helium in the balloon is lighter in which the air that surrounds it it then Rises yeah this is irrelevant and has very little to do with gravity so I'm just going to skip ahead until he stops making the same point over and over again C of the Earth the fact that the center of the Earth has never been proven causes the entire concept of gravity to fall apart the center of the earth hasn't what as the deepest any humans have ever dug down is in fact only 8 miles deep despite all of the tests that have been carried out from earthquakes and the shock waves that are sent through the Earth's mantle and bouncing off the core etc etc Nah if something doesn't exist unless you've seen it then how come you believe that the Earth is surrounded by a huge [ __ ] ice wall which you haven't seen cuz that genuinely doesn't exist but the center of a sphere does exist we might not be able to tell exactly what it's made out of but you can guarantee that something has a Center beings we have only dug down 8 Mi deep we have never reached any theoretical core and therefore the core is just that simply a [Applause] theory thus if the molten core has never been proven to exist then that means the center of the Earth has also not been proven to exist the theory of gravity doesn't revolve around the center of the earth it that's just when most most of the mass just happens to be like you don't need a center of the earth for Gravity to exist you just need an object with lots of mass that's all you [ __ ] need and hey Resto it's observable if the concept of gravity is constructed around a supposed attraction toward the unproven center of the earth which it isn't then that means the entire concept of gravity itself is baseless and purely hypothetical despite its effects being observable literally anywhere on the planet and has yet to have a Slither of evidence disproving It Well yeah if you completely ignore those two glaring obvious truths then I suppose it is just purely [Music] hypothetical it's a misconception that Christopher Columbus discovered that the Earth is round virtually every scholar and major religion in the west accepted Earth's rotundity since at least the time of the ancient Greeks who for instance had noticed that boats disappear bottom first when sailing away and as you walk North and South Stars pop into an out of view oh boy here we go again with the old boats on the horizon argument you know this is actually one of the easiest quote unquote proofs to debunk oh then you'll have no problem doing it then right yeah all you have to do is go to the beach watch a boat disappear from your eye and then pull out your telescope your binoculars or your high-powered zoom camera and you can pull the entire boat back into view whole mass and all that's because boats don't disappear over curvature boats disappear due to perspective see this boat see the buoy watch when you zoom out they'll completely disappear whoop gone that is such an obvious fake look at it zoomed in watch this [ __ ] zoomed in this is [ __ ] hilarious and if you were to reverse that process and zoom back in on it they would reappear that's because they're not over the curvature of the Earth yeah and has literally nothing to do with the camera's focus and how many pixels it can have on one screen something smaller than one pixel will disappear who the [ __ ] would have thought that had happen once again you zoom in on the boat after it disappears from your eye and it comes all the way back into view and then zip away from your view zoom out there it goes goodbye little boat goodbye and as for seeing stars in different places well on a flat Earth this makes perfect sense here's North America and here's Australia yeah we see different stars on a flat Earth we see different stars in two different continents and on a globe you see different stars in different continents hello yeah that's a straw man like that's not what he was trying to argue the misconception that only a few hundred years ago lots and lots of people believed the Earth was flat likely began in the modern era as a sort of insult a well your people recently thought the Earth was flat so why should we believe you now the smear was repeated and published so often it became accepted as historical fact flat earther became synonomous with anti-science it might seem flat over short distances but over longer ones well the Earth is pretty darn curvy The verzano Narrows Bridge connecting Staten Island and Brooklyn had to be designed with Earth's roundness in mind its two towers separated by 1300 M and perfectly vertical are nonetheless less 41 mm further apart at the top than at the bottom because of Earth's curvature the argument is not whether the bridge is curved the argument is whether the Earth is curved we can indeed build a bridge with curvature however the water underneath the bridge will naturally fine and maintain its level if we were to draw a straight line from one side of the bridge to the other we can clearly see that the water underneath the bridge is 100% flat and level the the water is literally sea level and the bridge is higher up of course the curvature is going to be more prevalent in the [ __ ] Bridge however the bridge is indeed curved this just proves you can build a bridge with curvature but the water underneath the bridge is indeed 100% flat his point it wasn't haha this bridge is curved so the world is curved no his point was when they were building the bridge they needed to make it curved to take into account of the Earth's curvature itself like the bridge wasn't to [ __ ] prove you wrong the bridge was to be a [ __ ] Bridge like do you really think they'd waste time and effort making a [ __ ] curve just to have some half-ass evidence to disprove your weird Theory which doesn't have any evidence backing up in the first place no they wouldn't in the 3rd Century BC eratosthenes measured the differences between Shadows cast by po in s and Alexandria to calculate more than 2,000 years before rockets and space travel the circumference of the entire globular Earth with for the time impressive accuracy word got around that the Earth was round shape after that but in 1906 Wilbur Glenn Bava became head of a Slightly bizarre religious sect that pretty much ran the city of Zion on Illinois vava believed that the Earth was actually flat and he enforced Flat Earth teachings in schools in Zion he also enforced that belief on really anyone who entered the city vava believed not only that the Earth was flat but that the sun was only a few thousand miles away from Earth not 93 million he also believed that the sun was only 32 Mi across not 860,000 he sounds crazy or does he yes Michael he he he does sound crazy you see the same phenomenon eratosthenes measured could be explained by a flat Earth if the sun were only a few thousand miles away and 32 Mi across the math would work out the same today with the power of the internet modernday flat earthers have picked up where vava left off they have quite good explanations for any evidence you throw at them that the Earth is round circumnavigation is really just a flat circle path the round Shadow Earth casts on the moon during a lunar eclipse could also be made by a flat disc time zones are caused by a spotlight sun and remember how gravity would be totally different on a disc-shaped planet well they argue that gravity as we know it simply doesn't exist the flat disc of Earth is merely accelerating up at 9.8 m m per second whoa hold up time out wait a minute penalty flag on the field Vsauce bro literally zero flat earthers believe that the Earth is accelerating upward I know I've been using absolutes in this video but I'm telling you literally zero flat earthers believe that the Earth is accelerating upward I've already explained gravity isn't real and the Earth isn't moving you haven't explained that you've stated it and masked it behind explaining buoyancy and air pressure the fact that Vsauce even brought this up just shows that he's a disinfo agent or he's a complete sheeple if literally no flat earthers believed it then it wouldn't have its own page on the Flat Earth Wiki [ __ ] argument try again the Flat Earth Society is a controlled opposition group used to make the Flat Earth concept look like it's completely insane citation please so what they do is they mix truth with disinformation that's right they mix the truth in with not truth to make the whole thing look crazy it's very similar to what Alex Jones does Alex Jones will tell you the truth on some subjects but he'll completely lie to you on others he's a disinfo agent and that's exactly what the Flat Earth Society is it's a disinfo organization and that's exactly why Vsauce has brought them up and I'm still waiting for this evidence even though I know it isn't coming to steer you away from the Flat Earth truth as for all of the photos and video evidence we now have that the Earth is round thanks to space exploration well all of that material is completely fabricated a hoax perpetrated by big Globe space agencies Airlines Globe manufacturers they are reaping the rewards of our ignorant belief that the Earth is actually round they know of course that it's flat and they're hiding that truth from us is it merely a coincidence that the logo used by the Flat Earth Society is a projection of Earth centered on the North Pole and also happens to be the projection used by the United Nations are these people for real it is ball-shaped to some observers and flat to others there doesn't appear to be a single most corrected in all circumstances answer Susan hack Compares knowledge to a crossword puzzle new answers interweave with old ones they all reinforce one another the clues are the questions we ask and the way the answers fall into a predetermined grid well that's our confidence that we're on the right track but that doesn't mean that one day there will be a finished puzzle a complete answer our knowledge about the outside world might be the same a puzzle with no answer key just the reassurance that the answers we think we know fit together so there probably correct though there's always the possibility that the answer to one clue or all of them will fundamentally not have a single definite satisfying answer the puzzle may be playable forever I like what Richard feinman says about this some people say how can you live without knowing I do not know what they mean I always live without knowing that is easy how you get to know is what I want to know you know and as always thanks for watching oh I completely agree Mr vauce and if you or anybody else wants to know about what type of Earth they live on all they have to do is use their observations and their senses that they were created with and they will come to find out the Earth is indeed not spinning not moving and it's definitely flat I uh prettyy sure that he was uh joking in the ending now Excuse me while I get serious for a minute as you can see I destroyed every single one of vu's arguments even though you really didn't but okay this is what happens when a flat earther and a globe earther do battle the Flat Earth Earth always wins because the Flat Earth is truth
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Length: 28min 3sec (1683 seconds)
Published: Fri Jan 13 2017
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