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is there anything that can make me pregnant the bible this hurt my bones more than anything i've ever seen wait till you hear about that baby's bones babies bones are super bendy they're not really calcified yet so it's pretty much just like cartilage damn they must be so good at doing the worm what's the most erotic novel you've ever read my ex-girlfriend whatsapp chat to the horner man i'm still learning any constructive criticism is welcome what sexuality is that behind you that's the german flag what aliens do on earth what humans do on mars space penis does anyone else just see a big blurry thing that would look out of place anyway not in japanese adult entertainment the perfect place to hide pepper is the spicy of fire mint is the spicy of water ginger is the spicy of earth carbonation is the spicy of air only the avatar master of all spice can bring peace to the land of tongue but when the world needed him the most he vanished now we are in search of the new avatar the one that could eat all the spicy in the same time who dares to sacrifice himself to bring balance back clark kent removes his glasses to clean them everyone else in the daily planet wonder woman hey my eyes are up here everyone else omg diana as a french i have to tell the truth the statue of liberty was not a gift from the freemasons or a way to worship lucifer but an attempt to secretly invade the usa the crew who transported it were spies who were supposed to act undercover as builders to collect intel unfortunately the french postal service being on strike the final orders were never delivered to the spies who didn't know what to do once the statue was reassembled so they decided to wait new orders and meanwhile improvised by becoming tour guides the actual tour guides are their descendants still waiting for these orders i thought it was gonna be like yeah one day the statue of liberty is just gonna come to life and uh you know destroy the city two weeks ago i bought a box of thin mints and accidentally left them in the car in 80 degree weather though i could salvage them in the freezer but alas they congealed together into one big black block of cookie needless to say they were delicious a new type of bbc but with more girth and none of the smegma printing inflation caused money will yes master yoda welcome you are yoda yes master as i slipped my finger slowly inside her hole i could immediately feel it getting wetter and wetter i slid my finger back out and within seconds she was going down on me i thought to myself i really need a new fighting boat this is why i just play with myself you mean by yourself right right did i stutter it's like the uneven plus uneven equals even number bracket in first grade it's called odd i'm sorry goat figure english is not my native language only gay cops give me tickets you gave him a ticket didn't you it's all fun and games until the big beefy cop from the village people pulls you over young man r34 bob ross beat the devil out of it do they have a word for feeling disgusted and horrified yet full belly laughing cause that's me right now what is one thing kids in 2022 need to learn to walk yeah they never taught me to walk tldr i think up getting romantically close with a married woman also a friend i felt guilty and complicated feelings after that brain defeats penis in a shocking upset for the first time in men's history a 15-seed brain has defeated the two-seed penis they're moving on ventriloquist dummy come to life george handsome squidward hanged is correct if you're talking about executing by hanging no sorry for my bad england no worries england sucks when your family tree starts turning into infinite fractals of your immediate family you may have a problem ah just the two of us his face looks like he just poured a bowl of cereal and found out there wasn't any milk yeah that that's how i am when uh there's no milk and i pour cereal first because that's the freaking order it's supposed to be amazon's ceo andy jazzy's 214 million dollar salary is excessive and should be vetoed by shareholders says advisory firms bro are guillotines exclusively a french thing asking for a friend only if it comes from the guillotine region of france otherwise it's just sparkling justice new to bangalore looking to meet with new people before i die of boredom lol hi everyone i'm a guy 23 working as a software engineer i moved to bangalore about two weeks ago and have been super busy since with work but now that i have some time on my hands it sucks to actually be in a hotel room all by myself all day although i have met a few people through football but i wouldn't consider them friends just yet so if you're in a similar situation let me know and we can plan something would love to meet and hang out with anyone at all for anyone wondering i'm totally into football music reading writing traveling and whatnot also i do smoke drink a little but that shouldn't be an issue if you're not up for it i'm not addicted la mao see all around hopefully well neonatal ward has the newest people the loathsome dung eater the dangerous doo doo devourer the incorrigible incontinence and jester the sinister snacker the gruesome guano gulper the feisty fecal finagler when i was five my dad took me to my first bruins game the guy behind me spilled his whole beer all over me the guy profusely apologized and offered to buy me a shirt my dad said no he's been baptized and carried on as if nothing happened you probably met someone who killed someone i've thought about that before i'm an uber driver one time a passenger asked me if i was afraid of picking up a serial killer i said what are the odds of two serial killers being in one uber he laughed i laughed we watched each other through the rear-view mirror the rest of the ride that's a [ __ ] tank bro the gravy seals meal team six green buffet why is every question on here about relationships or what women want what do you want unlikely cockroach 26 no one's asked me that before it is not taking a [ __ ] it is leaving one panics and drops it back into the toilet 1930 wheat penny can anyone identify what would have caused these holes or marks to appear on this penny john wilkes booth is that an infinity stone in your butt oh no r sounding looks like a great place to discuss my great interest and passion for music i bet it's not that bad it was that bad what makes family reunions awkward for you when you see the girl you tried to hook up with the night before at the first day of the reunion the great great chung guy has spoken potion making is not allowed in chung land i can't be controlled any name suggestions megatron i for one like this name suggestion this is my son max he's in the military right now serving for our beautiful country america i love him so much the movie hashtag top gun reminds me of him and i can't wait to see it and listen to the amazing song hashtag hold my hand tell him i need my baby how dare you how old were you when you found out that the creator of subway surfers made the game in memory of his son who died while skating in the train track what was his son's score the word daddy has been so sexualized that my kids are gonna have to call me bruh or some [ __ ] imagine nailing your gf and she says harder bruh you guys remembered when there was a complaint that all furry games were visual novels what if someone makes a furry fps wherein we fight anti-furs the world's hottest chemical so this is what they're putting in those new nvidia graphics cards i'm in a really good place mentally right now most tweeters don't post things like this oh honestly not surprising on twitter why are all of you moving to st petersburg from farts instead of developing something on your own apple's director of machine learning resigns due to return to office work i don't care what the salary is no amount of money is worth being forced to wear pants and other uncomfortable clothing to work for zero reason julius caesar knew cleopatra more than anyone even giving her the golden mouth nickname as she was extremely talented for blue jobs a normal conversation that mouth was the eighth wonder of the world all scalies are furries but not all furries are scalies sun tzu the art of coombing hold on a door slob on a knob snatch on the latch hinge damsel on handles mortal on the portal why is it totally normal to graffiti penises everywhere but nobody ever draws a vagina be the change you want to see in this world

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Length: 8min 8sec (488 seconds)

Published: Tue Jun 28 2022