Rated J for Johnny | Johnny Test | Full Episodes | Cartoons for Kids!

[Music] Johnny okay we're here at the I save my allowance and gift cards and I'd like Smash Badger n the Revenge of whoops and a [Music] whoops no dogs allowed at the store what dog I'm not a dog but an hallucination in your mind [Music] okay money's in the meter and step on it Dad I got to play come [Applause] [Music] on it's time to play Smash bman [Music] I hate this game what you just got it you only played for three seconds doggy need more info dookie I'm older now and my tastes have changed for instance did you know I like Gourmet cheese I did not know that I no longer forget to zip my fly I wash my hands without parental threats and I need a video game that reflects my more mature tastes like what I believe it was something I saw when we whooshed into the store cool toxic battle blast 4 toxic battle blast 4 is the number one game in the world and it's awesome and causes five different syndromes and there's one problem you don't have the money I trade in eight old games plus smash plus my last gift card which I was saving for a rainy day but in had my heart at training so move dog I want to trade in these lame games and this gift card for toxic battle blast 4 do you see the dog dude there's no dog in the store now give me the game K toxic battle blast 4 is rated M for mom would let kids under 18 play it no film more come on you've known me a long time I spend the majority of my allowance here so what do you say why don't you sell me the game I don't say anything you don't say anything and we're cool or you don't buy anything and I don't sell you anything fainting won't work Johnny you're cold too bad too the game is amazing over a th000 different weapons 25 violent maps and a storyline that involves zombie combat aliens that you must destroy with only your trusty Mega Saber seriously you don't see the dog we have to get that game but only parents can buy the game for kids that are not 18 then that's what I'll do as in my busy mom who's to busy to notice her son is buying an mated [Music] game okay let's go come on Jonathan I'm very busy today I'm on board with the acquisition but I want to see the budgets thanks for driving me mom hurry up dear again mommy's very busy okay so you have the game and you have your mom now what I grabbed some iated games as in I've outgrown them put toxic battle blast 4 in the middle ooh a video game sandwich it's genius your mom will never know the extra cost will deplete your life savings but it will be totally worth it wait my savings did that dog just talk you're hallucinating [Music] hallucinating yes move forward with phase three hey Mom can you uh buy these for me while I check out the sail rack Talk international to me I need to buy these not you uh uh some games for my son it's working she's so distracted with work and I smell bad game for boys [Music] Johnny oh so close that game is rated M for it will most definitely cause nightmares and antisocial Behavior okay I don't get that last reference but I want to get freaked out and I'll only get nightmares if I can't get that game you're old enough for some things Johnny Test but not m-rated games maybe your mom is right maybe you're not ready for that game May I remind you of a thousand weapons destroying bloodthirsty combat zombies now think dog I'm thinking okay remember you have to connect to his manly Side by being manly clear got it women tell me about it thank goodness we have each other Dad we connect on you know a manly level I'm listening face it we're all numbered in this house see 1 2 3 t too ignore that we have to stick together we're men manly men women cannot tell us what to do yeah and I'll leave the toilet seat up if I want right and if Mom says I can't have an m-rated video game you can over ruler forget it Johnny to the lab to the lab okay psycho sisters where is it huh [Music] check it baby hip [Music] swivel hello I am robot Dad swingo hello robot dad what do you think you're doing I need toxic battle blast 4 and I need Dad to buy it violent video games can cause nightmares Johnny and we haven't tested robot Dad yet then we'd be glad to test them for you and give you an in-depth analysis of his pros and cons we want detailed notes on how well or how poorly robot dad [Music] performed hello I would like to buy this video game for mine for mine for M for he performed poorly but the fire extinguisher works perfectly I need a must yeah I'd like to buy this game forget it Johnny Johnny who's Johnny I'm Earl and I must say I'm a bit surprised at your lack of Ingenuity on this one he insulted me step aside Monami and let a dog show you how it's done yeah I'd like to buy this game you're hallucination I stop drinking coffee leave me alone I forgot I already talked to him well it's official where not getting that yet and it was going to be so f fun and violent oh there there nice flamee headed boy why are you crying well I saved them my money to buy this violent video game but it's rated them so my parents won't let me have it cuz they say give me nightmares and I'm too young and my name is Johnny blah blah blah that's my story lady well I'll buy the game for you you will wow what a sweet old lady who understands today's youth I charge a $40 buyer fee I mean regular old lady who's ripping me off you want the game or not kid H what no well that's all the money I have and I'm saving it for a rainy day oh look it's raining did that dog just talk he's a hallucination now get boy game [Music] now pleasure do in business with you [Music] Johny this game is r m for make sure you're old enough to play cuz it can freak you out ooh we're so scared and let's play toxic battle blast 4 it's more terrifying than that film I watched in health glass my eyes they burn but don't worry we're man enough to handle it and we will not get [Music] nightmares blood zombies everywhere maybe Mom and Dad were right maybe I'll wait until I'm mature to play mated games yeah [Music] ah [Music] [Applause] ah help help a thousand thanks kind sir I shall remember your heroics forever and I know just how [Music] and that is what makes porkbelly great our town was named after some old dude's tattoo that was awful Johnny you can't just make up history it's important to know the real thing stuff like what the pilgrims used to hunt who stopped the Clowny rebellion of 1967 and how porkbelly really got its name wait so you're saying it wasn't from a tummy tattoo did you even read your history book I read the cover twice you have one night to read this whole book and find out what really makes pork belly great or else or else what or else I'm shipping you off sweet I could really use a vacation through the fulltime reading ran give me that book I smell something feet and Funk yeah that'd be my feet and failure Johnny you haven't started your homework have you a reading is so boring I'll get to it right after this game and this sandwich and this staring contest man this guy's good and this good night's sleep don't you think you're forgetting something my homework why did just say something I'll never be able to get this report done unless your sisters just happen to be working on the exact right invention at the exact right time spingo to behold the easy peasy Rey it scans text with Advanced optical character recognition and then applies proprietary algorithms to all that Makey Makey no sensey sensey to Johnny you scan a book on there and you can watch it on here see Captain Ahab taste M dick witness Thomas Edison's experiments firsthand totally Breeze through this Lio history book without even opening it sorry Johnny the easy peasy rezy isn't finished and it's too buggy to use oh well looks like you're actually going to have to read actual words no never wow that's buggier than we even thought [Applause] and once again we're accidentally Zapped into a world filled with Peril let do relax dog look we're in the history book and that big one means chapter one this is going to be good I don't know Johnny your sister said this invention wasn't finished and we do have a poor track record of decision-making we should go back let's go watch and not read some history junk well I always wanted to be in a history book book just not you know inside a history book oh and look we're dressed for our own funeral no we're in oldie timey Pilgrim times teacher man said something about the way pilgrims hunted so didn't see that coming is because it's of my camouflage Bren sweet hey Pilgrim dude my name's Johnny and I be Baron von ban don't mind me I'm just hanging around unable to move with a super hitchy butt sure did that Beast just speaketh uh he's no Beast he has a rth harth disorder sorry to have shot your non Beth but this camouflage allows me and my people to hunt well eat well and settle this land oh D it I can totally use that camouflage Pilgrim parkk belly but it doesn't seeth to help me hide from those maidens I've never met with before visual aid oh I am so getting an a now let's keep going yep I've located them they've just started chapter 2 and they're moving fast but surprisingly not dying yet we've got to find Johnny a way out before the inevitable danger begins you ever noticed we're way better at helping Johnny get into trouble trouble than getting him out maybe that should be our next invention the get her outer H that one sounds improbable even for us okay that's the sixth gate we've been through and I'm still the only one that thinks they mean perilous Doom y all got to hide me they're coming let me guess you're the biggest wimp in the west and they call me the Cowardly kid and you got to get them their cows away from me oh I get it he's scared of cows cows cowardly very [Music] clever I'll save you if you stop squeezing [Applause] [Music] me keep it moving this way straight ahead I'm 116 turning dog you know hey now left turn keep it moving hey cowardly you really should find another line of work oh I hear you pardoner but all that's out here are evil scare cows or cute snuggable pigs that's it from now on cowardly could raise pigs instead of cows by got my will and from now on you can call me jiggly Piggly boy pork belly wow I never would have guessed the town's name came from something so gross that's some one so gross this lasso is way fun got one who knew there was actually a Clowny rebellion of 1967 [Music] who knew pork belly history Stu would be this awesome I wish it would never end it's weird johny's history book adventure doesn't seem to be dangerous at all it actually looks fun and educational I spoke too soon didn't I oh no the end of the book is in sight if we don't find a way to get them out the end of the book means the end of Johnny and dookie I've got an idea uh what the heck is that it's a foot note for my sisters oh I get it foot delivering a note footnote very clever it says whatever we do don't go to the end of the book why what's at the end of the book how would I know I never read books that far what if the end is like the end and we all die don't worry dog we don't have to go to the end we can just go back a chapter by pushing [Music] through I told you those Gates were bad there I just deaggregated the syntax of the Auto Reader function now the book's progress should slowed down enough for Johnny to or maybe you just kind of Sword I did the exact opposite um why is the whole world moving past us fast uhoh maybe if we go backwards we can stay still tiny bicycle what's the more chice the end is coming we're doom now you see this is exactly why I don't [Music] read this is it so long Johnny it's not over [Music] dog we're alive but now we're dangling in a black abyss with nowhere to go guess we're still hist rate wait that's it it's not the end if we write our own history this one's going to be our chapter oh I think I like this chapter Johnny there's a lot less death darkness and dangling and a lot more steak Dogg M doggy love Johnny [Music] history Johnny's back but how he's a genius he's making up another chapter of his own history and if he made up his own history maybe we can make up his rescue and I know just what to make hey get aboard the getter outer express love Susan and Mary well then let's get her out out of here so it's not just one thing that makes pork Billy great it's everything camotan pilgrims Pig snugglers clown rebellions even improbable escapes a very good Johnny until the last part none of that crazy rocket stuff happen you're wrong Mr teacher man this is Park belly where we make our own history I don't know Johnny this list seems a little dangerous and risky okay [Music] yes G Banga yes and to make it extra dangerous I'll be juggling these your dad's antique meatloaf platters are you nuts if you break them he'll ground you forever thus the phrase extra dangerous [Music] T pogo stick across tight RPP over anacon Canyon check walk through mous trap Factory blindfolded check oopsie so how we doing on the list of things you want to do before you're like 25 and too old to do them only one left Street lose down brick bone Road breakbone Road you know how insane that is it's the baddest steepest dangerous road anywhere it starts on the highest peak in the pork Bly mountains it has hair pin curves sudden drops to certain death pools of lava broken glass and no sidewalk I know breakbone road is so deadly no one's even tried and it's going to stay that way Mister that road is way too dangerous I won't have my son risking his life on a horrific Death Mountain I'll be wearing pads no it's too unsafe you have to respect your body and the bones that are in it plus Medical Care is expensive if you get hurt our premiums will go through the roof but mainly you can't do it because of the respecting your body stuff this has been my lifelong dream ever since I thought of it this morning no and that's final well I guess that's that something tells me that's not that only if that's that equals I'm going cuz that's that and that's what I'm talking about 6:00 a.m. time time to get busy operation breakbone road is a go but your parents said it was a noo don't worry dog I'll have blasted down that road before the shades are off their eyes they'll never know you know there are other more inviting places you could lose down instead like feather padded Pike throw pillow Drive I mean we are really high up good luck JY and I don't think those vultures are a very good sign cool bibs fellas it's lusion time [Music] [Applause] [Music] woo might as well cross this off the list now [Music] well didn't we all see this coming what did we tell you oh I can just hear our insurance premiums going up you're lucky it's just your foot Johnny like I told you yesterday you only get the one body in this life and you have to respect it and maybe you'll learn to respect us while you're grounded what no you can't sure we can and we are now try and get some rest and rest means no bone breaking Insurance raising stunts Mister this is your fault if you didn't break I could have finished that run you're an embarrassment to the other parts of me you're uh yelling at your own foot you sure he didn't hit your head too that deserves it thanks to Lefty here who knows how long I'll have to wait to cross breakbone off my list um in case you weren't paying attention you did break your bone whatever I'm going to sleep I hope you use this time time to think about what you've [Music] done my foot's a robot told you he'd notice we sort of borrowed your broken foot to try our latest invention the rapid healing cell regenerating chamber it's designed to accelerate healing by spurring super fast cell growth your foot should regenerate at a rate 6000% faster than normal and come out smelling dry or fresh as miraculous as that sounds are you too insane I can't believe you took my foot without asking JY foot back now you'll get it back besides it's not like we didn't give you a fully functional replacement matter of fact the robotic foot is better than your original in every way observe foot jump foot Sala it's even got games but video game mode sweet I don't think I'll ever miss my old foot ever [Music] what's that noise that sounds not good uh-oh foot malfunction H didn't see that coming hey Lefty's on the loose the intense hormone exposure must have given it a mind of its own we better grab it and run some tests get back here Johnny foot where are you nicey foot stop it get that [Applause] fo this can't be good it's just a foot how much trouble can it get into you're forgetting it's Johnny's foot [Music] the trail of foot destruction leads here okay this is the weirdest foot massage ever aha gotcha new Robo foot stop my out of control old foot [Music] good sinking Johnny I don't think it likes that somehow the quantum energy of its anger must be mixing with the genetic growth hormones causing it to grow yeah I'm Al I'm out of here too now that's what I call a Lead [Music] Foot huh I guess they didn't have the right Sho size I still can't believe this is all happening because you disobeyed Mom and Dad yeah well you're the one who stole my foot besides we got to get it back before it hurts itself hurts itself nice to see your priorities are in order we have to stop it before it destroys all of pork belly how what are you going to do make a giant sock I can't believe you made a giant sock this is no ordinary sock when the foot puts it on it'll trigger the Thermal electric hot points Zone in interfering with the foot's Nano receptors trapping it that's not going to work that sock is too clean I don't change my socks for weak sometimes you got a better idea nope let's do this here it comes hide it's working it's not working too clean told you but I got another idea well this is a new one is that our super suck cut up and shaped like a butt yep because there's no way a foot of Johnny Tess can resist kicking butt and with the help of some super duper hold tastic glue Lefty can't resist sticking to it hey Lefty you stink he sees it let's hope this works the heat sensors are kicking in it's altering the foot's molecular structure it worked okay now what do we do first we got to get out of here before we get blamed for destroying the town again second we reattach Super Active flp to little brother using state-of-the-art and totally painfree laser surgery well it's state-ofthe-art anyway and finally apologize to Lefty and respect your body by limiting your bone breaking stunts got it I love you Lefty and I promise to never yell at you again you're a good foot oh yes you are yes you are I love you yes you okay that's enough and now that we have you back in one piece it's time to get back to the grounding that you already blew off [Applause] what was that screaming nothing I'm just here with my dog respecting my parents who I love and would never break my grounding oh good well in that case you're allowed to watch some TV while you're grounded giant foot runs rampid destroying Town authorities are searching for three kids a dog and a giant butt in connection with the Mayhem Johnny girls oh so [Music] close F back Mr wacko you're you're out of prison I'm not wacko I'm his twin brother that tickler I lasted over 5 Seconds okay now it's your turn one two stop I again stop unle I give I give hey you're so weak that was like not even 2 seconds I totally won tickle War you are my servant now and have to do whatever I say or want and I think I'll have a baln sandwich with bacon ham bacon and more bacon [Music] whatever okay I'm done now Wacko's brother I didn't know that psycho had a brother oh yes and that psycho's brother has exceptional hearing and is had new chairs [Music] installed now a new Fresh Kiss up to take a place morning Tickler oh I love what you've done with the plays Mr Tickler sir we were not aware that Mr wacko had a brother H just like him to not talk about me he was always the family's favorite too but not for long I'm going to show them all who's the best by doing what he never could getting rid of all the kids in pork belly starting with that pesky Johnny Test he always stopped my brother I want to know how he did it Johnny tell secret weapon is his genius sisters sir H so the best way to destroy Johnny is by taking his sisters out of the equation that would be our recommendation sir haa then let it begin as I The Tickler the evilest villain of them all take down joh [Laughter] test hello we're doing a taste test and you are just the kind of tasters we're looking for try this delicious are you sure it doesn't taste a little funny it does taste funny no of course it tastes funny I'm the trickler wo you died your hair red I'm not wacko I'm his twin brother The Tickler and I'm going to succeed where he failed in getting rid of your annoying brother my tickle dust we'll have you in stitches for at least an hour now that I've stopped The Test sisters I'm Coming For You Johnny now send that to Johnny so we can trace his exact location but fast you're going to take us to that lab of yours and after that we'll pay Johnny a little visit the snow icer 8000 makes our dreams come true this is going to be so cool snowboarding in warm weather let's go dog wo yes hey I'm getting the text and I'm coming for you next Johnny Test it's Wacko and he has Susan and Mary it's not wacko I'm the tickler Wacko's more evil brother I didn't know that psycho had a brother yes he has a brother who can do [Music] this and I'm going to tickle you to your doom this is going to be we've used the freeze ray a lot this season but they sure come in handy got to love the freeze race man he is evil now to save my sisters and defeat Wacko's wacky brother once and for all to the lab he took took everything the enlarger the shrinker the Widener all the ray guns even the mini fridge with the last can of who's it h oh he is evil now what I don't know this is usually the part where Susan and Mary give us some awesome Gadget or power we're doomed how do you out evil his Super Evil H by going to the source it's time to get our evil on forth I knth him not okay what's the plan cuz doggy confused hey got us some spy zra oh well well well if it isn't Johnny Test Cesar dud just the most awesome evil doer I was looking for really I want to learn how to be evil and you are the most evil guy I've ever gone up against that's why I came to you first well I am pretty evil go on I got to defeat this evil tickling guy so I need your best evil tip that's simple the element of surprise you mean like when we came here and we're surprised to see you wearing tights no not like that like this surprise I'm here to take over your world did you see the surprise look on his face before he jumped out the window surprise your enemy got it why haven't you found Johnny Test evidently he has gone underground sir well Z him up find him no seriously we've got to find him so you want to learn about evil yeah we're gearing up for a showdown with this evil Tickler dude and we need your help and since you're the evilest dude ever I came to you first really well I'm flattered let's see o a deep threatening voice is a huge plus toast H you mean like this give me back my sisters n it's got to be deeper what you need is a helmet like mine with a voice modulator built right in visor up I sound like this but visor down give me back my sisters Johnny W evil helmet doggy too I think I have a couple of demo helmets early designs that I didn't use really you were going to invade the Galaxy dressed as a big leak the helmets make you sound scary and help you defeat your evil opponent do you want them or Noto toast is ready who wants him he still isn't surface sir always suspect he may be hiding out in a Subterranean tunnel system or hanging out in someone's basement well we'll just see if he doesn't come out of hiding when he finds out his sisters are in the Super tickle lounger 9000 so this guy tickles people huh H that is evil and no one's more Evis than you yeah that's true that's why I came to you first okay you need a host of evil catchphrases sayings and other funny word things you can exaggerate if I may interject sir the best way to be evil is to know your opponent particularly his weakness as I was saying I'm a cat so I say stuff like prepare for a catastrophe or I'm your Catalyst of Doom and other funny lines right Albert yes sir pay no attention to him he has no sense of humor whatsoever I'm even desensitized to being tickled did you say you can't be tickled yeah he's like a brick with arms and legs yeah we're going to need to borrow the butler too make it stop no more oh I'll make it stop but not till I stop your brother for good surprise Tickler let my sisters go Johnny's here to save us how's that tickle your fancy hey I was supposed to say how does that tickle your fancy Johnny Test I am tickled to see you and your broccoli head thanks for making it easier to destroy you by showing up first I'll finish your sisters I don't think so what is this it's called the element of surprise Oh no I got the surprise thing but I was referring to your partner's helmet I'm a leak but not just any Leake the lake of your D and I'm Albert sir hello and goodbye Albert and I say that because I'm going to tickle you all to your TOS starting with you Johnny Test out of my way Butler as they say in Lancaster make me you asked for it faster faster faster what's happened things no it can't be no one can resist me no one can res surprise super duper hold tastic glue looks like the tickler has become the stickler again I was supposed to say the catchphrase now let's see how you like it no no stop I don't like being tickle thanks Albert my pleasure Mr Jonathan looks like we did the last laugh tockar good catchphrase little [Music] brother what was that where am I what time is it Johnny Li for school can't be late again tardy Johnny it's red Johnny relax today isn't a school day woo we just gave you your mutant Powers Hank anchor here with another city destroying robot alert smash smash smash authorities are telling citizens that if they see the smash bot they should immediately what's that folks I'm being told that this is officially the 100th giant monster to threaten the city of Park belly woohoo smash smash then it's time for Johnny X and Super Pooch to suit up smash let's see if smashbot can handle a flyby flyby power poot that [Music] is hey smashbot chew on this going to take a lot more than a smash bot to stop team Johnny X how about a stealth attack Jet sorry about the whole snatching you up with a giant butterfly net thing Johnny but the general has banned all self-proclaimed superheroes from superheroing what do you mean self-proclaimed [Music] superheroes have no fear Mr awesome is here where stand back my proton piggy bank will change this money Monster's attitude you get it money change little [Music] [Applause] joke hey those flame guys are robbing the bank help make way for sergeant savore what the [Applause] [Music] that meaty Dino is no match for the green beam green [Music] beam Mr awesome Sergeant save some more the green beam seriously why are Eugene brain freezer and dark vegan suddenly being good guys they're not you see those Heroes actually created those monsters just so they'd be able to fly in and save the day in front of every everybody why would they do that why don't you ask them yourself I did it for my beloved Susan Test if she saw me being a hero she'd realize what a swell guy I am swell guy you've kidnapped Susan like 30 times you say that like it's a bad thing yeah I also did it for the babes chicks love Hero guys I saved tji Tuesday so they'd give me free toast and they did oh they did so now you see why we have to Outlaw all superhero activity in Fork belly now you're all free to go on one condition no more heroing no more costumes no more saving the day and no more flying [Music] uhoh late for school late for school wait I'm not late for school this is another Johnny X thing isn't it no you're late for school [Music] there's no way I'm going to make it to school on time unless oh no no unless I I hate when you do unless Fly Me To School dog you still have your mutant Powers I may have the power but you heard what black and white set no heroing especially flying which means doggy now fly oh come on they'll never know we don't have our suits they won't even recognize us but they did this thing but I'm doing this thing fine hop on something tells me they recognized us [Music] [Applause] go perfect just perfect well Johnny don't think the rules apply to you ay Fly Boy technically it was just a dog that was flying oh big facts the military doesn't need any you want to be hero ties flying around now you just sit there with the other cew wearing weirdos and think about what you've done come on boys lunch time I'm thinking guacamole isent couldn't follow the rules either huh I was bored I was lonely I'm craving toast great could it get any worse now I'm going to get grounded for missing school um actually things are a little worse Jonathan he's right there's no way these bed sheets are an acceptable thread count that and we set up another wave of monsters to attack porkbelly so we could save the day again oopsies what when are they going to attack D no is no but we can't do anything about it as long as we're trapped in here hope you don't mind if we crash your party now say hello to the xmobile the official superar of Johnny X it's the fully loaded model complete with super Stunt buttons locating GPS and your spare suits are in the trunk with a super car we won't have to fly and the general never said anything about driving in to save the day oh no I've seen the way Johnny drives I am not getting in that death trap it's a convertible doggy love car rides I don't believe we've met the name's awesome Mr awesome who wants to switch seats with me okay where to first to the financial district where we'll find my greatest creation yet gold bar [Applause] boy all right let's see let's give this laser cable a try hold [Applause] on gold gold I'm [Music] okay hey was that a superar filled with superheroes in the process of saving the super day kind uh look like it sir not on my watch come [Music] on what was that uh-oh it's my fire Bandits they're ramming us off the bridge quick press super Stunt buttons I don't care which undercarriage blast let's go with that [Applause] all right two down one more to go H dark vegan the big scary tank yours yeah no I made another meat dinosaur yummy all right your superhero and days are done that's it we're toast oo a delicious way to go though huh wait wait what's that ah it's it's some kind of t-boat stin asaurus Rex springloaded axle blast Super Sonic solar panels Ultra thermic vulcanize seed warmers woo let's try that one e wait power Poots the xobile can power poot y awesome put me down I'm a general you let me go xmobile power [Music] poo uh-oh out of um gas oh no it's coming for us what will we do you can move over for starters looks like I'll have to finish this the oldfashioned Johnny xway now we're cooking with gas hello beautiful where have you been all my life all right hold it right there you all broke my super rules which I do not like on the other hand you did save me from being eaten by a giant omous meat monster which I do like so we're free to go and you'll get rid of the no hero rulesyoutube [Music] [Applause] [Music] package for Johnny Test what is it I don't know who's it from I don't know well what do you know that I have a lot more deliveries to make today so goodbye he's rude agreed but open pretty package did you get a package who's it from the suspense is killing us okay we have got to get out more as a family open it congratulations Johnny you won a 5-day family cruise on the Bemo on the Seas we're getting out more as a family a ship 20 stories tall with state-of-the-art pool giant Spa skateboard park handsome teen towel boys and the scrumptious meatloaf Museum you know your father and I have always wanted to take a vacation without you kids o did did I say that last part out loud yeah but since you kids can't get lost on a ship we can pretend we don't have any works for us get packing test family because your dream vacation starts now to the suitcases you know I don't remember entering any Cruise contest and you think it sounds fishy get it Ocean Cruise fishy who cares it's free Cruise time [Music] baby now remember we love you very much and we're just pretending we don't have kids until we meet up for dinner later [Music] bye and we're pretending we don't have [Music] parents and I'm pretending I didn't bring my dog now it says here the ship has a ski jump a nine-hole golf course and a make your own duck Factory what do you want to do first I want to figure out how I won this trip when I didn't enter any contests skateboard park it [Music] in the spa I thought we were tangoing to see the meatloaf Museum there's plenty of time for that now is the time to relax you're [Music] right we'll take the deep tissue massage and we don't have any kids [Music] now before we pull it we agree to not like the same guy considering the trouble it's caused us both likeing Gil I agree [Music] huh you can have them all no you can have them hi okay let's put our La Coates back on and [Applause] run petting zoo a racetrack wild Jungle Safari This ship's got everything just keep hacking the skateboard Park's got to be here somewhere why are we in the Arctic Circle we're not we just left pork belly but there's still an iceberg heading right for our ship don't worry I'm sure the captain sees it and it's turning right now Yoo Jonathan oh no Eugene why are you wearing the captain's uniform as you know I'm crazy Rich so I built a luxurious ship then sent you a bogus sweep Stakes making you think you want a family cruise I told you I never entered a sweep Stakes but you didn't care it was a free Cruise who doesn't love a free cruise and now that you and your family are on board I will crash that ship into Yonder Iceberg as the ship sinks I romantically save Susan and win her heart forever you know cuz chicks dig romantic Iceberg crashing love stories are you nuts um close I'm in love there is no way we're letting you crash this ship into an iceberg yeah I thought you'd say that so I just want to go on record now and say I hate free cruises ditto enjoin my meat love Museum and you're [Music] Doom yo you will be mine Susan [Music] Test girls there rid of all dorky boys hello Susan dearest speaking of dorks [Music] oh no the ship has hid an [Music] iceberg I must save you romantically um what about me oh right [Music] um all taken care of I'll save you sweet [Music] Susan you never entered a vacation sweep Stakes did did you nope nope this whole trip was a PL from Eugene to date our sister yep you got a plan to get us out of here nope yep no that's not it huh I know it's here somewhere aha huh I told you there was something fishy about this trip you got something for us you're wearing it I'm not even going to ask let's [Music] roll get to the life Bo children wining in me first why are you leading me away from all the life boats because I had a special wind built just for us Tada Butler nice but I'd rather sink than get in that thing with you seriously look a deluxe life boat okay my plan and all my passengers quickly went South what's the plan now Captain idiot um I am open to suggestions we have to find the kids we haven't visited the meatloaf Museum yet you're kidding right [Music] yes hey M Mom hey Dad we have such wonderful kids great dog too I swear this was supposed to have a very romantic and happy ending and I swear if we survive this I'm going to destroy you [Music] [Applause] again not my best plan get a higher ground the ship is going to break don't worry I have an emergency airbag system that deploys with one press of a button [Applause] this is like my worst day ever well if we're going out at least we're going out as a family we should probably all scream now we're safe we hit the bottom of the the ocean huh I didn't think we were gone very long okay I'll just call the Coast Guard and tell them to come get us huh not so fast Captain you promised my family a world class vacation and we're not leaving until we get [Music] [Applause] [Music] it oh waiter here's your Beverages and your veggie burgers are coming [Music] up higher [Music] higher this is the first ever meatless meatloaf served in a San Franciscan commune in the 1970s and this slice was served at Versa to Louis the 14th wow oh Eugene get it [Music] h [Music]

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Length: 61min 1sec (3661 seconds)

Published: Sat Apr 27 2024