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I can't let you do this nobody has ever made it all the way down Suicide Hill it's too big fock that's why I have to do it and the conditions are perfect the Santa banana winds are blowing up the hill which will slow me [Music] down plus I told every kid in school well is he coming not yet watch Johnny conqueror Parish on Suicide Hill while enjoying a delicious [Applause] churro so uh what do you want me to bring you in the hospital I think he's going to do [Music] it we need you to test something not now I'm about to make history yes now see is that one of my coupons given to us by you for making an awesome Halloween costume remember trick or give us all your candy or we'll suck out your brains good costume but I can't leave now but it says good anytime anywhere what's going on now okay he's getting at a hovercraft he's taking off he's chickening out hurry up what am I testing a cure for some horrible disease close it's lemonade we're trying to perfect it it can be so sour sometimes so we want you to test them and tell us which one you like best you ruin 3 months of downhill preparation to test limonade hey you gave us the [Music] coupon B Be is best now I'm out of here he's at the top of the hill again he better do it this time now it's time to go where no kid has ever gone before Oh what now we want to redeem another coupon good anytime anywhere darn [Music] it give me give me givee givee give me it's a new weight loss supplement that will make excess body fat blow away like the wind nothing I'm out out of here just wait a minute I don't have a minute my fans in My Date With Destiny are waiting awesome the wind conditions are still [Music] perfect wait I feel funny oh like you've come to your senses and won't do this ridiculous stunt no it's not that I don't think he's coming down for for a [Applause] while Johnny got skinny then blew away and you have to save him well we only gave him a micro do so projecting Johnny's reduced weight and the northeasterly swirling winds and estimated time of return to normal boy Mass Johnny should be landing right about now [Music] [Applause] [Music] my bad forgot to carry the five no more coupons here what's this a double coupon which doubles the value of all the other coupons I gave you as long as you don't bother me for the next 2 hours so I can make history Johnny you know a rundown Suicide Hill on a skateboard only has a 7% chance of success with a more likely result being a top speed of 53 mph followed by speed wobbles causing a catastrophic wipe out which even fully padded will land you in a hospital for at least 3 Knights do you want the coupon or not yeah I want the coupon yes finally I will conquer Suicide [Music] Hill you are a fraud test you know that it's raining the rain will be with us for the next two days but then the Santa banana winds return to dry things up and make conditions perfect for a dangerous run down a steep hill awesome all I have to do is chillax for two days and and we need to run some more tests fine how many tests do I owe you six eight I can do that in 2 days with the double coupon added to our old coupons you owe us 132 tests oh this might get [Music] ugly forgot to factor in Wind current [Music] you didn't factor in yard slope right but we did set the slippy slide land speed record [Music] [Music] y equals velocity not trajectory right I can do this I can take care of my double coupons and I will race down Suicide Hill going to steal the coupons back then shred them so the girls don't have any coupons to redeem it's dishonest giving them a coupon Johnny is like giving them your word I'm dishonest I'll tell you what's dishonest smashing my face into stuff all day for science plus every kid in town is waiting for me to pull out the biggest downhill skateboard run in history the kind of run that inspires future generations and pushes the boundaries of what is possible by proving that nothing is impossible okay good speech I'll get our black spy [Music] suits well that was easy thanks Johnny we've been meaning to keep these in a safer place [Music] they got to be hiding them in their room but not for long looking for these little brother yep us too and I think we'll just keep them with us at all times darn it dad's new vacuum cleaner expertly taped to Mom Shredder I'm going to suck the coupons out of their hands and shred them then I'm going to shred Suicide Hill it's genius coupons beun awesome who's the genius now it's me oh yeah it's Johnny uh-huh Johnny you just shredded my grocery coupons that were worth $120 I bet you're mad about me taping your new vacuum to Mom shredder too huh to your room no hey we'd like to redeem another coupon please you are evil hey you made the coupons now not us well you don't have to use all of them you know well you don't have to come to the lab anymore why does there have to be coupons in the first place because he gave them to us for doing stuff for him why can't you just do your brother a favor for once in your life yeah you tell them dookie and you don't have to bug your sisters for everything you know what was this coupon for we did his science for project and why can't you do that for yourself cuz I'm lazy and I hate science yes but you're also a part of this family and what do families do they help each other and that doesn't mean you always have to get something in return but know this when you do something nice for your family it might not happen right away but nice things will happen back well the mud is right again let's call it even little brother yes and the Santa banana winds are blowing in time to make that run hey everybody Johnny's going to make the run again and I won't ask for any help well let us give you some free advice Johnny because again even with the strong headwinds you'll wipe out and spend 3 days in the hospital yeah well your calculations have been wrong all week so once again I don't need your help I'm not going with you Johnny I will not help you break your neck blah blah blah blah you a he's doing it he's really coming down the hill this [Music] [Applause] time now he's naked yeah now he's losing control I'm so dead wait we forgot to carry the two [Music] shoot yeah Wow naked Johnny did it um thanks hey what is family for right we also brought you some pants you guys best sisters a brother could have we know this is like the best ending we've ever had I'm going to [Music] cry since when our Video Games supposed to make this [Music] sweat since video game dancing [Music] rocks player two wins rank Disco King who wants to be Disco King anyway there will be no displays of poor sportsmanship in front of thy King player one loses rank sweaty caveman oh don't cry Johnny it's just a game that I won and you lost it's not me I think it's coming from outside let's check it [Laughter] out oh hello Johnny dookie what are you doing here uh we live here right you are now if you'll excuse me I have to get back to mourning the loss of friendship Everlasting what what's the matter did something happen to Mr White was it a secret spy conspiracy oh was he vaporized during a mission wait I bet it was evil aliens it was it was my dancing H this is not going to be good uh you want some sappy flashback music please it all started when we decided to out for super secret agent Idol Mr White and I planned a dance routine that would surely win this year's secret agent Idol first prize is a trip to Fiji no time for nerves Mr Black just let out the dance and SAR but we didn't really rehearse or anything right you're as good a dancer as you say you are that drip tip Fiji is as good as ours we are going to we are going to ah you're wasting your time boys I'm going to win this competition just like I do every year now behold my chip disol I hate those monkeys the Glorious stage was set the president himself judges who gets in the finals then I remembered one important thing first up we have Mr Black and Mr White with their dance routine Shades of Gray I Can't Dance [Music] Mr White was Furious he told me I dance worse than a dead yak and that he never wants to see me again we got to help him out I can't go back and you're the only people I know outside of the agency I'm not sure how I feel about a fully grown secret agent sleeping on our couch I I understand but before I go can I have more delicious meat take the couch as long as you like Mr Black and I'll get you more meatloaf right away you won't even know I'm [Music] here I'm home goodbye school hello video games and cartoons and he's been here all day it's bad yeah well I've been at school all day and Johnny need cartoons no can do buckaroo I deleted them to make space on the DVR for my young and the walrus Marathon what there's so much much I want to tell you but my heart won't let me they're so happy okay well I'll be upstairs playing video games with dookie great H by the way I've tossed them out and filled your room with books they're better for [Music] you hold that dot okay go you like it I'm really enjoying our time together Johnny I told you it's like I'm not even here it's snack time and Johnny goes for a secret stash of red gush and super sugar bars this stuff will rot your teeth a young like you needs carrots and pomegranate juice it's good for the digestion I'm in the shower ested occup [Music] Auto Mana Journey that's very rude losing my mind need loud rock music to calm my nerves classical Opera Air Supply rock and roll can damage your ears Johnny but not the classics yellow Mr Black is driving me crazy I need you to come get him no we are friends no longer Johnny he dances like a sweaty caveman and worse he lied to me he lied to his own partner come on there's got to be a way you'll take him back and get him out of my house sure just have him be an amazing dancer so he can take back his lies and meet me at secret agent Idol tonight but that will never happen because he's a sweaty caveman loser liar we need to turn him into an amazing dancer in 1 hour to the lab I feel so alive yes he's an amazing dancer how'd you do that with our special Wireless mimic disco dance pants Mr Black Will accurately recreate every move from dookie the disco dance king woo uh-huh uh-huh go dookie hey all super dancing dookie has to do is dance behind the stage area at the talent trials and Mr Black will be able to wow the crowd then Mr White will take him back and get him out of my hair forever I mean win that f strip to Fiji remember to dance like a disco King dookie I can't look silly in front of Mr White and the president this is what I'm talking about oh sorry I had an itch thanks everyone I'm going to miss you guys I guess I should pack my hat ahead of you you're going to miss you let's go and hurry before we miss Mr White and super secret agent Idol [Music] there's Mr White now go go and dance like the wind here goes nothing and now to perform his disco dance explosion is Mr White and Mr Black well stand back everybody you don't want any more explosions or lies I did not lie I said I could dance and I'm here to prove it well oh that's not bad now partner let's win that trip to Fiji let's do [Music] [Applause] this Focus [Music] dog they love us and so does the presid [Music] then please don't be what I think it is please don't be what I think it is hey what do you think of a no I can't watch hey you come back [Music] [Applause] here motronic disco dance pants why do you keep lying to me I knew how much winning that Fiji trip meant to you but I just don't have any talent for the show I don't care about Fiji I mean I really care about Fiji but I care about our friendship and partnership even more a that is really sweet now shake hands to be friend again please so friends friends that's nice boys but I'm afraid I have to ban Mr Black from dancing on account of he's too dangerous well I guess we're out cuz I have no other Talent hey that was pretty good actually it was downright awesome you really think so and you know what I think you might have a talent for the show after all and some backup dancers [Music] [Applause] wow now that guy can [Music] dance agent black and agent white are your new super secret government agent idols and they win the trip to Fiji thank you thank you agents I had this written just in case and thank you Johnny and sisters and talking [Applause] dog bye Johnny see you when we get back you don't have to I'm totally serious PGI here we come we are going to I had a really fun night me too but I'm super glad my super secret agent roomie is gone hi Johnny you're going to be on the couch tonight cuz we've got a house guest that will be using your room for a while H this is not going to be good Johnny yeah J Tool doesn't seem to be impressing the judges anymore they want dancing now and you're going to teach us your expert dancing ways dance for Johnny monkeys don't worry you won't even know we're here yep that figures no I can't go in it's too horrible what is so horrible reading I can't believe teacher man's forcing us to go to the library and check out books Johnny the library does not [Music] hurt you were saying that books are filled with knowledge and knowledge is power no having x-ray vision is power can a book give me X-ray vision no but reading books makes you smart and if you're smart you get a good job and a good job means lots of money which means you get rich which means you're set for life and that is power my friend you lost me at reading books and there's only one thing I need to be set for life and it's not in the library well where is it Johnny we haven't got all day don't rush [Music] me all I need is the yellow limited edition speed mol action racer and my life will be complete that's what you need to be set for life you have dozens of those dozens of red blue and green ones I still don't have a yellow and I need to collect all four so you don't mind reading the back of cereal boxes it's just boring old library books I can't stand Johnny I only got one shot at this Dad why don't you just put on your ex-ray glasses so you can see through the box and oh yeah there's no such thing so pick a box [Music] already now go ahead open the box no [Music] I need you to make me a pair of X-ray glasses think of the good it could do for humankind a tool that lets doctors look inside the body to diagnose diseases that helps firefighters see hidden dangers and helps frustrated boys look inside cereal boxes we have considered it in the past but the technology requires going into your brain and attaching micro sensors to your optic nerve which could go horribly wrong how are wrong either you'll be able to see through walls it will damage your eyes so that you'll need reading glasses or your head will explode and that's bad right very bad and you should be at the library getting books which will help you be set for life let's go x-ray glasses [Music] baby now hold still this won't hurt a bit it's going to hurt a lot [Applause] [Music] a yes I've got x-ray [Applause] vision wow Johnny I've never seen you reading so intently x-ray glasses I love you Johnny have you checked out those books I assigned from the Library um I hate the library hate the library Johnny knowledge is power blah blah blah I think I've discovered a way better power impossible the knowledge we gain from books is what makes us human without it we'd be nothing but mole people stumbling in the dark I'm back and ready to steal the source of the earth dweller's power books since knowledge is power we we are going to steal all of the books in pork belly and then the world the humans will become stupid and we'll grow so smart and Powerful that we'll take over but boss what if Johnny gets in the way I have a plan where we won't even have to go above ground we're going to be Geniuses don't need to book you [Music] idiot I don't believe what I I'm seeing that lady had a 200 GB ZBOX 360 in her shopping bag it was a thing of beauty okay so now that you've had fun with your glasses isn't it time we go back to the library no now that I have X-ray vision I've decided I really am set for life all right let me try this again cuz I love you read books get good job money set for life can x-ray vision do that huh answer me quick how much how much money do I need to be set for life let's see if you were to invest wisely marry only once live in a good school district and have 2.3 children 2.3 children sounds cool you'll need about $843,000 right and how does he get that well you can read books study hard get a good job and earn it yeah how else you could win it on a game show okay Johnny it's time to play the4 $23,000 it was a dumb question I know we've placed 50 in bombs under the porkbelly library when they detonate the books will be sucked underground and fall into our soon to be powerful hands in 5 minutes the books will be ours and now to fire off a letter of warning to the authorities you're you're going to tell them what we're doing I want to make the human stupid but I don't want to hurt anyone we're mold people not monsters Susan Mary we need your help CRA the mole king or King of the mole people or whatever is going to steal the library you don't happen to have anything that could help us locate Subterranean bombs do you don't you already have bomb detecting equipment bomb detector F we're uh idiots you know but help us out we can lose our jobs well we do have something but Johnny's the only one who can use it well where is he okay Johnny one of these suitcases contains $843,000 one contains $39 and the other contains a rabid mongus now take your time Johnny think real hard and pick the [Music] $843,000 suitcase [Applause] number three Final Answer not going to phone a friend or dog or nothing number three let's open number three right after these commercials Johnny we need you to help us save books kind of in the middle of something SAR is planning to steal the porkbelly library the whole library and the problem is the problem is all of porkbelly's books will disappear here forever and without books we don't have any record of human history of of art of literature no Chronicle of the human endeavor yeah I really hate reading so it's going to have to wait until I'm done cheating I mean playing there's no time the bombs are set to go off in 1 [Music] minute dude what's with all the disguises today not important but what is important is helping Humanity preserve the most important thing we need to survive after steak and clothing and that is [Music] bucks and we're back in three two welcome back shotty test pick suitcase number three and he left which means he's disqualified right the m is attacking my leg I'm very proud of you don't talk to me in mere seconds the books will be ours oo I can already feel all that powerful knowledge filling my brain it's tingling now seriously it's really tingling go go go there's one there another one right here [Music] yes we will rule the world there and there and there we did it the library is saved with only 3 seconds left wait there's only got to care the two 49 bombs here well where's the other one where are the books what's happened to all my books ow that really hurt oh no oh will you lighten up you lighten up I was going to be a genius knowledge is power that is knowledge I could have oh if I get you some books will you calm down I don't have a library card you can come with me and use mine because I have a lot of books I need to check out can you get us some cool glasses that will cut down on the glare you know it's very bright up there [Music] this library is amazing I got a hairy warlock book 345 ways to prepare dirt and this book on world domination and I got my books for my project you're putting your X-ray glasses back on no these are reading glasses the X-ray glasses messed up my vision he'll be fine in about a month knowledge is power you know I know I know [Music] Johnny you're just in time to try my new meatloaf balls it's meatloaf in ball form they make better spitballs those was very rude Mister but fun load up dookie and Fire Johnny have you lost your mind oopsie my phone is broken and now I'll have to drive to the phone store in my new car which I just love Johnny have you lost your mind it's a monkey party and trash your left dance F Jam Johnny have you lost your [Music] mind is something wrong this is for destroying my new car and blowing up our lab and shooting meatloaf balls at me what are you talking about I've been in the treehouse all day listening to music dangerously loud oh great now my son is a liar that's it mister you are staying in that homemade jail until you confess what you did was wrong I am so confused right now maybe we develop multiple personalities and are trashing things without remembering or our future selves came back to warn us about something but became infected with a Time virus and became evil Johnny and dookie that's it but how are we going to stop them or whoever they are when we're Trapped In The Joint I need air I want to see the sun relax dad made the jail [Music] remember hey how did you get down there so fast I'm right behind you huh it's our future evil selves or wait maybe they're clones stop right there evil clones and leave that Treehouse alone we got to stop them before they ruin our lives quick to the Johnny [Music] [Applause] pole we've got to make some tweaks to the Johnny Pole [Music] have you lost your minds yes I finally stole enough lunch money to buy this violent video game that I'm sure will influence me I'm going to destroy you Johnny Test I think we or whoever they are came through this way oh I got a bad feeling Johnny there's that kid his dog he didn't wait for the walk side he still my video game and stole candy from my babies and how cool is it that the Pitchfork and torch store were having a sale today it wasn't us it was actually clone lookalikes or it was us from the future but then at time virus and something went wrong and ah forget it run dog oh this is not going to look good dad I can explain it's clones clones until you admit you did those awful things you are not getting out of my new homemade jail which I've improved with steel we're trapped and out there mystery Johnny and dookie are destroying the town and worse destroying our good names relax remember it was Dad who improved the jail now let's stop those clones but we'll need disguises so nobody thinks we are us to the Johnny pole no no no no that's the pretty poles remember [Music] right this might work now nobody will chase us because we look nothing like us who we have to find oh a blood sucking vampire and a clown I hate clowns worse than vampires get them we've got to spend more time on the whole Johnny pole thing [Music] run everyone loves matadors and cheerleaders I think now if I was an impostor of myself where would I be right now let's check over there clones or our future evil selves we mean you no harm but I am in a lot of trouble because of you dorks [Music] and cyborgs I think they might be cyborgs of ourselves [Music] run yep I'm definitely thinking cyborgs but who would make such a thing Johnny this is going to sound weird but you haven't seen two cyborg vers versions of you and dookie have you you made them do you realize what you've done to me and answer the question there's no time um they're right there hey guys it's good to see you and hang on if you want to [Music] live sorry Johnny but we needed a new Suburban weapon something unsuspecting but capable of mass destruction and so we thought of you oh yeah I can see that but if the cyborgs are yours why are they destroying porkbelly and not some bad enemy dudes because they became the Bad Dudes their artificial intelligence program became corrupted and then they became corrupt then they broke out of jail and are on the loose look it's pandemonium in park belly as an evil flaming-headed kid and his dog of Terror are destroying our great City okay it's not that great of a city but somebody please help that's the only city we've got [Music] there's nothing we can do to stop them the world as we know it will soon be ending what there's nothing we can do oh okay there might be something I I just can't think of anything well I can time to Fight Fire with Fire or in this case fight Johnny with Johnny load us up with everything you got and we'll take care of the rest right quick to the battle poles we might need to lighten the load we can do that I just have to say I don't remember agreeing to this there you are Jailbreaker now you have to stop this destructive Rampage and lying about clones dad you're right it's not clones the military made cyborgs of me and dookie but they went awall and are out of control cyborgs that is the most ridiculous thing I have ever heard Johnny's telling the truth Mr test now get out of there okay I believe you son it's time to end this we couldn't agree [Music] more I'm starting to think this is a really bad idea and who lets an 11-year-old take on Military cyborgs hey it was your idea split up [Applause] [Music] oh man what a cheap suit okay think dog he's a dog too here boy fetch the stick fetch good boy fetch the the whisby that's a good boy now get the nice grenade get it man I am good ooh this could come in handy play time is over Johnny stop right there dookie you're back quick blast him blast him what blast me blast him he's a cyborg not me I'm not the Clone I love you fuzzy buddy it's me Johnny wow we really make life like clones high five I can't tell the difference okay then we'll take a little quiz what's my favorite steak P house correct when is my birthday no really knows because you were found at the pound correct again okay what's 9 * 3 27 wrong answer wait that was the right answer yeah but Johnny always goes to the hands thing to get the answer 27 am I [Music] right yes you are Johnny and it's time to celebrate another military Victory sort of now which one of these burning buildings is the Taco Hut I'm back and I'll save you Johnny way too late dad but we're off to get Victory tacos woo tacos I'm [Music] inul I know what did you do don't you want the flowers first what did you do we tried to make lo Super Monkey it went horribly wrong so how do you fix it easy this looks like a job for Johnny xent Super Pooch I knew you were going to say that just save lolu and get right back here wait I think we're going to need some cool new Super Mutant powers for this Mission [Music] fine giant monkey is destroying our town can anybody save us I hate my super dude gives me a wedgie hey Lo we have the looks like it's time for Johnny X to use his new Mutant Powers neural freezing Spaghetti Head Powers go Spaghetti Head it came to me in a dream now use your new shrinking Powers get out I have shrinking Powers it shoots out of your [Music] rise that freaky boy and it's my dog in those bad costume saved our town I own the candy store take this candy as my sign of gratitude and I'm the mayor and I say we should give them a parade I love being a superhero I don't think I'm ever taking this costume off this town needs me careful Johnny the life of a superhero is a big responsibility yes they have superpowers but they also lead lives of quiet desperation and loneliness no Johnny X leads a life of free candy and parades no super pooches out of candy help help quick Super Pooch my sisters are Buzz kills and somebody needs our help Johnny X and Super Pooch away help Johnny X my brakes are out hang on we'll save you hot snub Powers [Music] go okay that mutant power is just plain gross who cares thank you Johnny X here's [Music] candy help L somebody help can we give you a lift and can I'll give you some candy dude these are raisins raisins are nature's candy nah we got to save [Music] [Applause] [Music] him I don't want to know for saving Our Town once again I declare this Johnny X and super Pooch day if there's danger or trouble about Johnny X and Super Pooch will be there for the good citizens of porkbelly 247 great that's why I give you the X alert watch so we can call you anytime we're in trouble now let's throw candy you realize that is bad right no everyone loves having powers like transport powers and after taking a little nap cuz I'm tired I will use all of my superpowers to protect the innocent against the forces of evil okay I'll go to bed later help the bridge is out you got to love super strength now that we save the town again let's play video games what do we do is there something that shoots out of my butt Atomic eyeball turbo toes exploding ear wax ooh super breath yo fake Johnny X and super poo now let's play some video G we got to stop these trains from crashing I'm totally pooped speaking of [Music] pooped oh come on help Johnny X help Stand Down forces of evil oh actually it's not the forces of evil I just can't get this peanut butter jar open [Music] so tired I haven't slept in 3 days no you were right I need to sleep and to play and to go to the bathroom 1 2 3 We Told You So okay now tell us what to do it's easy Johnny X and Super Pooch need to be destroyed what the town won't become self-sufficient again until they know Johnny X and Super Pooch are destroyed yeah but there's one problem where Johnny X and Super Pooch you don't really have to be destroyed the town just needs to think you dorks are destroyed oh that's it Johnny X seriously what's with the train system in this town who cares just get ready to get very very destroyed oh no the train has crushed X than super Poots I don't think we're going to make it be strong because together you can all do this stuff yourselves like fix the train [Music] [Applause] system wait I'm a doctor I can save them but I'll have to do surgery here we're good we're all better now call us on the ex alert watch if you need us hey you wanted to be a superhero well how do you not help people who need help especially if you have things like lava boogers and stuff people need to help themselves Johnny blah blah blah you're cold and help a brother out fine what do you want us to do up in the sky it's two meteors no it's two nuclear bombs no it is I sin storm and filana and we come from the planet uh evil planet people must all be evil there they are and we are here to destroy your world I can't believe we let him talk us into this oh help us Johnny X and Super Pooch evil villains go back to where you came from or it will be a battle to the finish and it will be you who will be finished now that really hurt quick Johnny use your uh butt cage thing that will stop them this is really painful you know yeah but it's kind of fun just have your teleporting Powers ready and prepare to die they are finished [Music] forever no they're gone well Johnny X and Super Pooch are destroyed and now it's bathroom then video game time don't hurt us there we Sur surrender fly and we'll do whatever you say good then we want you to handle all emergencies by yourself don't do stupid stuff like hiking up huge Cliffs got it and for goodness sake get the train system fixed or we will return to this planet and destroy all of you yeah okay I have to say it's good to be playing old Johnny again let me just reiterate one more time We Told You So This is Hank Anchorman with a special report a runaway train is heading for a burning downtown building full of puppies while it's being robbed what uh we got to help they have to help themselves and Johnny X is [Music] destroyed the train was stopped in time the puppies are saved and the bank robbers are caught and it's all thanks to them who are you oh um we're the mega mutant fearsome for sport oh can we call you when we're in trouble just don't go nuts pal okay right got it and I'd love a super suit that doesn't give me a [Music] wedgie power alert [Music] oh hey sport what's up just reading dad by myself all alone just reading well that's great put it in there old boy that's the pepper pound alert I'm mom just having a catch with myself no one else but me oh that's nice dear fine I lost the bet but it's not that funny it's not that funny what's over noise nothing just talking to myself alone talking oh okay have you ever noticed that Johnny doesn't have any friends what Johnny has friends but well there's that no uh what about the uh oh and the red hit our son is an antisocial [Music] Frank it's Saturday what's the plan we start the day with the cartoon Mar then snacks then skateboarding then more snacks Johnny this is wend from down the street we thought the two of you could have a nice play day today I brought my bug collection did you know that the African stick bug has over 29 eyes and your bike causes temporary [Music] paralysis he'll be fine in about 2 hours okay the bug bite made us miss the cartoons but we still have time to shred my man let's do it my butt scratching best friend Johnny your dad and I were talking to Tyler's parents earlier and they mentioned that Tyler doesn't have any friends either so we thought let's get these two boys together and fast dude that's gross even for me no it's good you should try he'll be fine in about 2 hours well at least we still have video game time why is here well we know that you two have played in the past but haven't in a while so the only reason he avoids me is cuz he's in love with me I'm in love with you who smells me on the bus how many of my socks have you stolen he'll be fine in about 2 hours jum Hunny you know bumper right get back your test oh look they're playing tag you're doomed doomed it's good for Johnny to have [Music] friends what happened to him your parents think he has no friends and keep trying to fix him up with play dates sorry but we can't be bothered cuz we're making an artificial intelligent bot for our AI class meet Luke hi I'm lukee want to play yes he's perfect just let Luke be my best friend for an hour then I can go back to hanging with dookie please I'm your brother 1 hour and no extreme sports I love you guys and I love Luke hi I'm Johnny's friend Luke what a nice looking boy yeah we're going to skateboard now and oh man are we like the best friends ever yes Johnny's normal I'm going to relax with some tea and I'll join you well that work great okay Luke back to the lab you go Luke wants to skateboard no way Johnny your sisters will destroy you if anything happens to [Music] [Applause] himo I told you not to let him skateboard what are we going to tell the girls easy that Luke must have short circuited and ran away and we couldn't catch him it's good but what are we going to do with Luke it's so nice to know we have a normal boy and not a social freak oh look Johnny and Luke must be playing very treasure or [Music] something it's all our fault it must be our fault somehow heck yeah it's your fault I was fine until you kept trying to fix me up with friends Jonathan test how could you be so cold and very very a robot a robot the girls loan me so you think I'd have a friend and leave me alone oh I wish you had said that before before [Applause] what yep it's a robot Johnny is free to go [Music] well if it isn't the robot breaker we are really mad Johnny and you still need friends Johnny you don't want to be an antisocial Outcast your whole life I mean Susan and Mary are social outcast but at least they have each other hey I'm calling Wendell Tyler and Bumper's moms again you need a best friend M I have a best friend okay a best friend who plays cats with me outside skateboards with me and eats my table scraps dookie dookie is a great dog son but you need to talk to someone other than yourself say hi go on say it say it before they destroy me with friends Johnny dogs don't talk I talk yeah I'm kind of a really great dog they'll be fine in about 2 hours uh is there anything else you'd like to to say dookie well I've been dying to say that if you really want to increase sales you need to establish better relationships with your clients that makes sense and dad your meatloaf is overcooked lower the temperature to 415 cook with boil on top for the last 10 minutes and it's missing cumin and barbecue sauce he's right by golly he's right let's cook a meatloaf right now boy Dookie wait I want more business tips okay I think the this is going [Music] well it's Sunday we still have a weekend day left so what's the plan my fuzzy buddy well this morning I'm helping dad prep the meals for the week then I have to pack because your mom wants me to go with her to Seattle tonight for a 3-day conference what I have a best friend but they think I don't and they find friends for me who practically destroy me and then they take my real best friend away yeah but I'm really excited about the Seattle trip come on boy let's pick up some ground turkey and make a turkey meatloaf tonight don't forget the I still can't get over that you talk I love it I love it I need you to help me get dookie back Mom and Dad stole him sure we'll help you Johnny all you have to do is get Mom and Dad into these memory erasers oh wait we can't help you because we're busy rebuilding Luke well who am I supposed to play with hey I know I bet our lab security Bots can play with you but I don't want to play with them too bad kick Johnny out of the lab maybe I do need some friends so you want us to play what super secret spy mission and I need all your help why am I helping you I should be beating you up because I need someone who can scare people and bumper you are amazing at scaring people you you think I'm amazing nobody's ever said that to me I am so there for you buddy here's the plan step one bumper get my sisters out of the lab I'm crazy and I have a [Applause] [Music] [Applause] chainsaw hey that was really fun agent Tyler you scare dad back up to the lab hey Mr test you should add some of my boogers to your meal oh Tyler wow get it away from me get it away from me Tyler agent Wendell and agent you're next hi Mrs Tess check out the Montana banana slug bug it's bite can make your vision blurry no no no no no Wendell that's nice but mom that is a poisonous bug I need to get you to the lab to give you an antidote you look different than my Susan you're starting to hallucinate quick to the empty bug bite chamber make the bug bitee go away and make the boogers go away no make your memory go [Music] away what's going on I'm is playing with my friends which you can see I have lots of oh that's nice dear I'll make some lemonade and cookies for all of you and are you going to play too boy ah W oh if only you could talk what do we do now test well what do friends do uh I think they play tag play [Applause] [Music] tag here hey you're in oh I hope that finger didn't have a booger on it

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Length: 61min 2sec (3662 seconds)

Published: Thu May 02 2024