Random Team Fortress 2 Bullshittery

we're going to drop kick you in your nuts look at these knobbies oh right great this is my team is it wait which key were you on hello [Music] on us so goofy great yeah it reminds me of um everyone played time switches oh yeah okay he wasn't too excited we know what chinese at night yeah your whip me whip me whip me with me don't say like say it like that oh whitney who's got the whip why are you making this so weird every week oh yes yeah with me harry with me but with me with me my calendar doesn't go back to 2007. it's been years but i'll dust off the worst spy main on outside [Laughter] yeah okay no no we're just doing the shots after these two we're trying to get started here we go quebec [ __ ] you sir rudy are you ready to vibe uh hold on all right all right go go go go go go go go ah okay we're holding the middle range [Music] [Laughter] please don't stop with me [Laughter] it took me less than a minute to join the game and get killed by i swear to god what did we do to you no quebec we're gonna have an issue capture it please come on oh yeah there's this cap hey i've been checking the status quo [ __ ] oh peck is pissing me off where the [ __ ] is going why am i being paid [Music] comfortable sniping position now i found it he's doing his own thing he's not helping leave him alone he's having fun he's not healthy that's what matters they're pushing they're pushing me [ __ ] thank you what does a french border agent look like i don't know as a german would just go past that it's not bad leave paris where it is leave paris where it is because then i'd think about pizza and then it would just show up in my door and then i'd get fast you won't become fat you become jolly santa claus is jolly yeah he's also fictional look at the mirrors what you're getting some coal this christmas honestly we'll need it business attire in the conference room let's go oh someone just took out himself really really get stuck on everything half the time i'm stuck on quebec here's a sack [Laughter] [Applause] damn it damn it [ __ ] quebec buttered i see again he does that yeah piss off you spy faster i know that's you [ __ ] q q enormous haters [Music] oh my god where are you quebec where are you one camping again come on push through push through push through pushing through don't push don't push come back come join us strong speak diamond thank you let's go back i oh this [ __ ] watch gina can you just tell us where he is oh my god you are not allowed i just want to play a game where your friend is like your friend not a backstabbing spy every other you know i'm getting so aggressive right now for no reason either i don't want to be mad i'm a really happy guy right now i swear i'm turning around in my bathroom when i brush my teeth go yes our german clan member has the flame for our i2 i'm concerned sorry what even is the goal in this game mode capture intelligence intelligence i don't know i'm following you guys are we going the right way this is our intel yes i found the briefcase good job guys i [ __ ] that up and then i deserved that [Applause] [Laughter] like anti-soviet homing missiles right about now just appeared out of nowhere literal thin air magnum oh [ __ ] god damn it's about to uber quebec where were you last week quebec um i just wanted to take a break from tf2 last week can you take another break yeah yeah okay i know [ __ ] we cannot fault her now ben don't break [ __ ] bend over yeah moving back back sniper look out look out watch out there's no there's a push coming for lots of blues [ __ ] lots of blues coming three coming from behind [ __ ] what the [ __ ] oh guys it's just a little tiny bit there just a tiny bit lots of blues coming three coming from behind the back look out yeah got it let's find it heavy get it gotta heavy damn if you can hear me i'm ready kill it kill it let's do it oh no it the denture is still up i was the second from hitting the uber a second from doing it well done good job goodbye yeah just in time justin holy [ __ ] [Music] no no go first checkpoint [ __ ] my team is apparently just headed vacation oh my god uh after this map uh there's another map everyone is stabbing me and i don't like it damn it i'm ready can you hear me [Music] [Music] three ubers have been denied to me by the enemy kill them all kill them all keeping my back firmly against the wall because correct here somewhere coming from no you leave me alone literally i can't hear away go [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] i have no idea [Music] [Laughter] [Laughter] i feel like you've invented new ways for me to hate you

Channel: SovietWomble

Views: 4,391,062

Keywords: team fortress 2, tf2, bullshittery, random, zf, sovietwomble, quebec, mag, medic, umlaut, chinny, whip, sfm, source filmmaker

Id: 8susgKxifS0

Length: 13min 43sec (823 seconds)

Published: Tue Jan 18 2022

Reddit Comments

[u/Fedacking]

I see soviet has discovered SFM. Godspeed you magnificent bastard!

[u/Kaarl_Mills]

That was a surprisingly decent SFM animation for your first time, however, you are a mad fucking bastard for even attempting. SFM is infamously obtuse and unintuitive

[u/JohnDoe_2408]

a.k.a. Quebec 007

[u/Miss_Jaina]

😭 I actually got a mention and was even on audio for the vid...am I famoose now?

[u/SP5021]

Some say Soviet still looks over his shoulder, constantly on the lookout for a Brummie with a knife.

[u/Cod_rules]

That Sweet Caroline bit though.

Also, Quebec goddamn

[u/nucleargloom]

Holy Shit Quebec is a monster!

[u/Gullible_Promotion_4]

New bullshittery? Yay!

New fonts? Whoah!

New animations? Whoah!

Soviet, you’ve outdone yourself!

(Also, damn it, Quebec)

[u/pizzabash]

After 10,000 years it's finally here!