Ralph Barbosa Is the Master of the Frog Wisdom | TigerBelly 427

[Music] [Music] what are you doing nothing just dancing for you you mean you clicked something at my face what's going on around here turning me on I'm ready to tell a story um so stupid dude I don't know why I just woke up I don't know why I just did that it is interesting like sometimes your comedy when you're tired goes like 9s if you notice thatz he'll be like hey hey hey yeah black 90s go black 90s so I so so I don't know how to explain this but I do I was in New York with Ian Finance yeah and I was doing his podcast with J Jordan and right after we're done I get a call from my agents and they go listen we need you we need you to tape something right now mhm and I go what I'm in New York they go all right so Paul Fig's doing this movie and you know he needs something because he's he's he's doing a screening tomorrow but there's one little piece that he needs and he needs you as a podcaster you know what I mean and he's going to interject it into the movie mhm and I'm already at Ian finance's studio so I go I go I know but I H so I hang out with my agents I go to Ian I go hey dude here's what we're going to do yeah I have to explain that explain it no she's missed out I I'm locked in baby okay so um this is what we're gonna do I go Ian and Jordan I go we're gonna shoot this thing and they're like I know but we're going to go eat and go I go I know but dude you're going to be in a movie right but we'll shoot it a three shot that they're all in it yeah so there everyone's in it and they also improvise a little bit in it and then I also um so we memorize the lines you know and it it takes like an hour to do it MH right and then um we send it in we go eat and also they're going to pay me money I was going to tell I go Jordan and Ian I go you guys I'll give you some of this money this and that anyway I let it go never think about it again uh and so um you know Ian keeps asking about the movie like you mean what's up with that movie you I mean it wasn't coming out yeah and I said I literally go you're here already wait what the [ __ ] is going on here he's 6 minutes early I you can't finish the story going to finish the story [ __ ] He's already here I come back no no come here sorry who's this Mexican not you who's this guy Hae really you're Hae what's you oh he likes you K you're Korean oh he likes Hae he the way he's looking at he's Korean I wasn't going to bring himik why cuz he's like weird for you but then I was like nah he likes me yeah you're weird for me bro you're weird you're weird for for me bro not sexually but you are do you like me you don't even [ __ ] like me what are you doing here look at him he got all shy huh thank you and who's Korea Karina oh why call her Korea I literally thought her name was Korea I had the headphones on her name was Karina Karina Karina you can call her Korea she doesn't care she's more like a side character oh Kore yeah you guys live in Dallas too yeah great you love it there what you love it there you did you start at the um Addison yeah improv mhm yeah that's a great Club yeah I like it you don't like it no I do what do you like what's your favorite club in Dallas um HZ N I don't know I think maybe Addison Improv maybe Arlington I don't know for the forward hyena is really cool um cool place to like workout material get comfortable but the add in prop definitely feels like home you're so cute oh thank you it's just the way you talk it's just like a I do all right yeah like a Hispanic Cricket or something that's so cute or frog a froger a frog I like frogs Yeah I love frogs you talk yeah it's good I want talk you I got like all the Frog wisdom in the [ __ ] is frog Mexican frogs Yeah did we say no we wise frogs wise frog frog frog wisdom I don't know why you even said that we went from there to there well let's introduce him first I'll can we just say this real quick yeah can you come up come here on time can we do that I was on time no I wasn't I was 5 minutes late two days in a row no I was one minute late yesterday two minutes late yesterday let's be real dude okay also by the way just historically just before we get started with Ralph this guy this guy blocked me called him he blocked me you blocked him once I went to voicemail like twice the email said to what's up bro the email said to CAU him yeah he's wearing a suit bro that's what happened and then when he did answer he was like dude stop [ __ ] calling me the idea of George dud your friend ha's head is like a perfect circle yeah he doesn't even have a neck he's like an owl go go like this go yeah move your hand bro yeah yeah whoa dude that thing off you H like an owl dude he's all Head and Shoulders Baby so let's right so I'll introduce him he's a kid well how you're 24 258 dude I'm 27 now oh wow real man you have hair down there got yeah come I know got all the Frog Biz down there you did yeah do frogs have penises I don't think I don't know let's move on let introduce them first all all I'm sorry my bad um he is his don't say that um he's yeah you say whatever you want man no no I'm just trying to well he has a Netflix special MH he's best friends with George Lopez no is that what you said George Lopez is best friends with me I could do better who hey frog wisdom frog wisdom you I'm I'm a lot of people's best friends but I have very few best friends of my own frog wisdom Ralph bar Barbosa yeah Barbosa is that say it right Barbosa yeah yeah got it Ralph Barbosa everybody young kid on the Block dog what's up this has been great thank you you're not leaving oh you thought that was the end I don't know yeah I'm new to Hollywood you don't come here that often I you know I dabble you dabble yeah how many times have you been here 15 that's that's not dabbling dude you're you're a user like if you're smoking we I dabble no I guess 15 times in your whole lifetime if you're using pot you're dabbling I've been here like 27 years like on Earth La 15 times out of those years that's a dabble that's still a dabble that's you know what you're right that's a dabble dude yeah see you're you're not a liar dude and you come here to do shows when's the first time you came here uh 2020 oh wow so you're you're like recently dabbling yeah I wanted to see what the Apocalypse look like over here oh really yeah and did it look as different than Dallas way different you guys were like sad that's true no Texas was happy I mean we had comedy shows you know yeah I know but did they did they die more or no I think the save maybe the same same death so we should have opened two JY maybe your fault she dude she was like spray everything down don't leave the house I did the same but I also had people over my house all the time oh so you had fiestas no as they say is that racist could be okay I apologize the owl says no no no it's cuz I was a I used to be a barber and during 2020 I was like running like this kind of Speak Easy Barber Shop oh I felt like I don't know felt very Holocaust I felt like I was hiding people oh they did they shut down the barber shops yeah they shut down the barber shops but I still cut hair out of my bedroom and like some of the neighbors started to catch on and I thought they would like report me or something or you know just be mad but one day this lady came and she was she was knocked on my door she was like you cut hair right I was like no and she's just like yeah you do I see people coming in and out and and they have a haircut she's like that was leave with a haircut she's like can you cut my kids hair I'm like I can't take any more people in like oh really yeah you never did it no I did of course you did you're a nice guy it's money well you like money it's it's all right yeah I don't like it like a whole bunch but fun can I give you a compliment yeah your lips dude yeah no I mean not I'm sorry you uncomfortable for me yeah it is yeah should we just move on from it I what do you think how about you career I want to I want to know now but it is uncomfortable I want to know it's not uncomfortable it's not uncomfort you you know you know what's interesting to me I'll tell you what's interesting to me right I compliment dudes all the time about stuff like I love your eyebrows dude right and and they freak the [ __ ] out why is that a bad thing you have soft hands why can't I say you have soft hands because he was talking about cutting hair and you like your lips dude it just seems like you weren't listening to the story you've been watching them lips the whole time yeah well when I'm being mesmerized by lips dude sometimes I drift I have all these like attributes to me I got like stories I got like lips you pick what you want you know that's what I'm saying I'm like a grocery store and can I say something he wasn't offended I was I don't think he was proceed proceed I will not proceed now why what did you have to say about his lips they're so good and so good I've been telling people this years I got good lips I know I know you have it dude I know you have it dude and I'm I'm here to like prop it up dude I'm going to blow it out dude e oh yeah you're right I'm not going to blow out your lips what I'm saying I'm not going to blow out your lips what I'm saying is I'm going to promote it you know yeah sorry my bad good lips Barbosa yeah master of the Frog wisdom o dude that's your new Netflix next year dude this is my debuted album yeah oh wow yeah so let me just tell about your lips okay okay proportionate it's the one proportionate part of my face is the lips well I just you know I'll be honest with you hold on hold on yeah that's it dude a wave there's a shock this shock yeah um proportionally they mu Bueno sorry graas and then but also have you did you notice the color uh good pig it's a beautiful color dude I mean that color you can't find it in the crayon box you can it's pink but my point is even to mix it you you need the perfect paints yeah exactly dude what are you doing right now oh he's showing us the magic one oh [ __ ] you want to accentuate it yeah we were in Denver a couple weeks ago and they this is the only one they had at 711 what was it called this chapstick cake batter flavor have a cake batter not to make all this whole thing G but cake batter really you know makes your lips pop oh it does yeah is it the color or the smell I think it's a smell put it on put it on your lips we little bit that's right a little bit more man okay now I got weird that was my line right there it was that was I to put away then all right yeah that's it well you ask for it so yeah keep going that's it all right all right what what what's so what did wrong you just said that was his line that was my line but like now I get how they felt when you brought up the lips in the first place oh you you your lips felt that way his being oh what is what does he mean by that it's a hard line he's putting a line he's like that's enough you cross the line I'm sorry dude I apologize H I'm so sorry you know and also can I just say don't apologize to him I know but also you said Hae like me and then when I asked Hime do you like me he was like very standoffish what the [ __ ] [ __ ] was that all about a trick I've known this man like 20 years and even I can't get a straight answer from him oh really yeah he's just like a guy yeah he must be so he must he must be so proud of you I guess I mean are you proud of your homie oh for sure [ __ ] yeah man that was the that was the I've never heard him say like a direct answer like that like for sure that's the most sure I've ever heard him be wow usually you ask him like you want to get some these like you guys live together nah come on dude dud dud what's up bro give me a p I'm a pimp baby yeah I I want to talk about Texas and the comedy scene so even me in the 90s Texas was huge for me because um you know I I I went to the Latino laugh Festival I just knew you know you know being a Korean dude Hispanics really brought me into the scene you know because at the time it was just hard to break into mainstream clubs and stuff as a Korean dude but I I remember going to Addison a million times and you know all those clubs in Dallas and Houston and um what's the comedy scene like right now in Dallas um I think there's like tons of I guess small clubs maybe not like big famous clubs or whatever Addison and Arlington improv are still the most popular then like but then there's also like I don't know you might have seen it before like back door comedy which is like a good place to work at some cleaner material then there's Dallas comedy club now there's like Plano House of Comedy which is like a little more north of Dallas um there's tons of spots to workout material you might not be able to do like more than a mic a night but you can definitely hit one maybe two mics a night on some nights definitely every night of the week like like an open mic I know what it is okay I was just testing you very good huh I was like how how wisdom or what yeah but I was just like I I almost thought you were serious I was like how long has this guy been famous like he he doesn't know mics anymore K I know I don't do mics this guy this guy hit Texas in the 90s and just never look back I know but I'm just saying I I mean I you still do mics when I can yeah I haven't done a mic I I mean I haven't done a mic maybe yeah you have where you did a mic in Hawaii oh that's right oh that's right when I'm in another town and I nothing to do I'll do mic you do mic that's always fun one time I saw you go up at The Comedy Store it was like on my second time ever coming to La yeah I went in The Comedy Store and I went into that that uh what is it called the belly room with the circle stage yeah that I like as soon as I stepped in I was like boom I was like oh [ __ ] that's Bobby Lee and you looked at some guy and you were like you get pubes now and you pulled your pants down and show them pubes no that's that's not me was that a different comic maybe it was a different comic that was out of pocket though that was me you can edit that out yeah we keep that in but I'm just saying shut your mouth okay yeah I thought it was badass that's what's up D yeah good but let's beautiful PWS by the way you like my lips I like your pubes hey I would never show my pubes off my lips all day every day my pubes no yeah yeah why you don't like yours nah did you shave it nah so what year did you start I started like um 2017 2016 something like that that's when you started stand up ient yeah but he's also 27 so like that's already dog 100 it literally is though from to go from that to Netflix special I just don't understand how F that's so fast 26 so you've been since you were 19 yeah I was like 19 I maybe like just turned 19 something like that wow that's like what menia did I mean I know I don't know if that's a great comparison but thank you I guess well I mean menia did his first HB special when he was 20 really that early damn [ __ ] holy [ __ ] that's really he was young you know what I mean wow yeah it's he was young dude so I'm just saying that you know the trajectory I'm not saying the style or you the ethics of it you know have you met him yeah I like him he nice dude yeah he was real nice in in Texas yeah yeah he's a nice guy yeah he's super nice yeah yeah did you do shows with him mhm yeah he's great and then he I also want to say this and this is going to make people go crazy but he's a beast on St is he not yeah I saw yeah I saw him kill I saw he destroys dud yeah like people don't understand how and and i i f with every comic people always go you know I mean yeah but he does yeah but yeah but yeah yeah but he [ __ ] murders up there too you know I mean you got you got you got to give him that yeah yeah yeah you know yeah I agree I saw him murdered every show yeah so what happened to what about George George yeah what happened with George I don't know I guess dude Trin Wasing dude woke up one morning had some haterade n he he apologized trino um I didn't really get what that dude's deal was maybe I still don't um what' he do well like they were on George Lopez's podcast right which for the record I didn't really care that George was like mean or whatever he say uh Chino kept like bringing me up he was like we got to help it's up to us to like help the Ralph barosas of the world which I didn't really catch it at first but after that I was like I've never met that guy I I I'm still waiting on the help I guess will you never met trino no I've never met him talk to you like he boys with you yeah that's what I'm saying that's what started to bug me the days after cuz on the days after people were commenting like look man like good looking now trino was a real one I was like wait why are they [ __ ] complimenting him like well he's from Texas right he lives there I don't know I guess you never ran into trivia I've been friends with him for almost 20 years 25 years I've seen his stuff but I never like yeah really never even cross paths how about cristella Alonzo she's from Dallas you cross paths with her I've I've seen her but I don't haven't cross path for her I think I I think one time I saw her perform live I think in Addison uhhuh I might be getting it wrong but yeah I've never I've never met her have you met anybody I mean can we start there yeah yeah yeah you have you cross path with anybody um give me a big name you cross the path once or twice but I try to I try to walk a road that hasn't been walked before FR wizard Road no but yeah Steve trino was like you know it's up to us to help Ralph barosas of the world and George like he brought up my name quite a few times and eventually George was like who the [ __ ] is that guy like [ __ ] that guy don't say his name like look out for yourself he's like [ __ ] that guy what's his name Jeremy barbasa damn wow that would have been a cool comedy name like I wish I would have thought of that one first to be honest um I mean don't get me wrong George has done our podcast he's a friend of mine so I'm not going to say anything in ill will no but no no that is a weird no that's a weird thing I say but I want to say something that that's weird word but I'll say this I didn't really care what he said about me cuz I feel like you could have brought up anybody's name and he would have been like [ __ ] whoever you're saying I think it's like one of those Heat of the Moment type things he did a call and apologize which I really appreciated he did call you yeah that's cool D but I didn't I didn't want him to apologize I was like no man you got to do that he's like no no I do I do whatever um I didn't want to apologize cuz I'm like bro it's his podcast like he paid for the equipment say what you want like yeah good point but also can I say this all right it's I think because of the G the newer generation is very sensitive they are yeah I agree as a as a generation they're a little bit more sensitive as comedy fans especially as comedy fans right you can even call but the comics are a little sensitive yeah like when you see younger Comics around you literally have to watch yeah like don't say this don't say this don't say I've said him trust me it doesn't go well yeah right and so I think that like but what I think is especially for Comics like this in Texas this guy is a warrior you know how hard comedy is it's pretty tough right and you went up every night every night you're a strong guy you can take some criticism please Bobby your lips dude I come here you start complimenting the [ __ ] out of me and you don't like it n it's just it's too much Bobby you're eyebrows can I just say same about your eyebrows too they're [ __ ] perfect too like thin they're not thin at all no the thickness yours just thicker like this way but in of like it's you're saying yeah yeah I'm not saying thickness you know what I mean I do all right yeah I [Laughter] haven't my sister does my eyebrows for me but I haven't done them in like a couple months really M she does them what do you mean like she'll like pluck them with like little tweezers and stuff like shape them up cuz I'll grow a mean as you in the brow I got an Alaskan B momy oh you do yeah wow dude some one day I'm going just do it I'm going just grow it out you know but your eyebrows I think that's a good look yeah yeah try it you're a hairy dude not too much in some places yeah right there yeah you can grow beard too I wish it was better it's an all right beard let me see the size look this's this side and then there's this side yeah Puck your lips a little bit oh hey do do beard beards do beards get more like filled out as you get older like when did you grow your you need more like life experience for them to really grow thicker yeah cuz he's going to well no like when did your mustache start to grow in always you always had had it when you were younger oh you going to be make fun of it go ahead no no no no no go go get me that's a good mustache that's a nice dark mustache dude you know what dude let me say something about your energy right now right ever since you've been here you've been my homie dude you've been backing me up dude yeah you're skinny huh yeah I'm pretty I'm pretty skinny dude so saying to you right now already off the bat dude you and I dude in any kind of C World War III any apocalypse anything we're on the same team dude okay we we we'll Harbor together you'll be you know make a fort you know what I mean yeah how can be there Karina right maybe yeah yeah H Me Maybe maybe look at it look at that thumbs up I'm just jealous that's all I'm hating cuz I'm jealous like this man can't give me a direct answer my whole life but you turn around he's like thumbs up for sure Bobby like yeah dude you I like you too man you're a good guy yeah so so George have you met George before though like physically mm oh you should do his podcast I'm down have you asked nah why I don't know in terms of the Hispanic Comics I'm going to just say who's been who you like I'm going to just name some Hispanic yeah you like all of them Felipe Filipe sparza that's so great how you make that face you did like that no I love pH he's done our I've known Filipe since he was a kid dude really that's badass well I've known him since at least two 1999 2000 maybe that that time damn yeah for a long time dude I knew him Gabriel everybody back then you know but it's like you're right do you guys have similar energy I guess yeah a little bit maybe what do you mean maybe I don't know it's like I'll tell you what it it's um and I don't want to get in trouble for this but I want to say something okay I was hanging out with he's scared that I would to say something crazy and just list what's up Ral nitrous that's right dog nitrous infused cold brew coffee with Sicilian lemons you can read too H got God dud you're you're a mind work huh I want to say this somebody said to me um I go you know there's a lot of Asian people doing it but I don't know how I you know was able to put and they go dude you're not Asian you're [ __ ] weird what who said that to you 100% like it's not even just I've never met they go I've never met a Korean like you yeah but I've never met a human being like you you're in your own kind of a thing but I think because you're Asian it adds it compounds it adds to the insanity yeah you were always like the Renegade like the rebellious Asian guy right and he's like that too there's a weird like I can't put him in a box almost yeah you know I wasn't made for boxes me either did those Corners out of here yeah were you always like did you like did your parents go Meo you're so funny um not really oh my mom yeah I guess sometimes did she say or no well I grew up at my grandma's house and she say like like I'm a smartass um cabon you know she spoke what is cabon me tell me it's kind of like everything I mean from what I my understanding of it is kind of just like like [ __ ] smart ass like right is that the similar as chupacabra yeah it's exactly the same it is nah okay little bit okay um did you when did you get your start um like open mics I guess I don't know what year though like in high school or no no no I was like right out of high school did you listen to him he said he started at 19 I know 19 but I'm just he was in high school 19 were you call him dumb I I've never flunked they were 19y olds oh they were yeah I didn't know there must have been bad kids you know you know got held back a year ah and not me I was like real smart my teachers were always like look at this guy um yeah I was I was in Community College I was trying to be an actor I was like I was like going to be like a theater major okay that's what I'm saying so you did you do theater in high school no wait you wait you want to be an actor but you never took a class or they nah him U would would do um what is that class called with the cameras uh a club a club oh that's super oh you guys knew each other in high school yeah what no you see what I'm talking about H me get your [ __ ] together man like like grade fourth grade yeah oh that's so cool but that includes high school cuz like it's okay Hae it's okay cuz like you know you know from high school he's like nah is he is he special or I mean he's special to me okay good that's my not not to everybody but he was yeah okay he was doing like AV club and uh he was talking about how the school district had this like student film festival thing and that the uh the finalist in the competition would would like that final round would be held at um the dollar movies do they have dollar movies out here you know like I don't think so anymore no right a movie made for a dollar what are you talking so they're like um once you know how the movie is like in theaters right after it's they're not playing in theaters anymore but before it comes out in DVD it'll go to like the dollar movies really yeah so like maybe you didn't catch Spider-Man when it first came out but 5 months later you could still catch it at the dollar mov a great idea actually yeah and it's like it wasn't really a you know with inflation and whatnot it was like a $150 two two bucks sometimes right but would it be packed sometimes on Fridays yeah bunch of little ghetto kids W also it could get violent yeah I guess so yeah yeah but we I don't know go Spiderman on side right nah nah they knew how to watch a movie but anyway um I thought it was cool if we made a short film and we could like watch it at the dollar movies it was like real big into movies I just like a big fan or what so like we made a movie movie and we got in there and then um I I don't know I was like I think like I could be like a funny actor I always want to be like a comedic actor yeah wait so you guys your movie made it to the dollar movie or just you a movie you were in no no no his yeah like we made it together we like so you guys made a movie got into the Dollar Movie House yeah and air how how long was the movie short it's a short it's a short it's like 6 7 minutes or something and did everyone show up to see it no no no one can mmm no other students that who also movie was playing oh really Man The girl who how many people were there how many people were there like what 18 not even maybe 20 people oh the girl who won she made a movie about cancer which that's [ __ ] cheating but that's true right yeah yeah anyway was it good or no no wait hers or mine no hers oh no hers was amazing and yours is not good not at all what was yours about mine was about a a guy that was like about to go to jail and like he's just like killing his last day kind kind of like it was like a ripoff of like the 25th hour [ __ ] yeah yeah yeah yeah [ __ ] Ley it goes hard man I like that dude um but I was like man I could I could probably do like funny movies and stuff and I looked up like different comedic actors and I saw that like Adam Sandler had went to um acting school like at NYU or something and I'm like well that must be the start I mean I go to like a university went to Community College and took acting classes and the the acting teacher there told me about like he asked me why why I wanted to do it and I told him he was like oh you should also try other like forms of Comedy like you know improv standup comedy [ __ ] like that and I just went to open mic and I really liked it so I didn't even go back to like his class anymore I was like really yeah I like I didn't feel like acting no more like this is it right here like oh [ __ ] it's okay I was like stand up that's where it's at immediately your first time like you felt it like oh like I really want to do this well like I did and I didn't like I went to the thing and I maybe went back to a couple classes but I kept thinking about the mic cuz I had you know it went bad like really bad and so like right after the mic I was just like well that's not for me but then the next day I was like nah nah no I can figure it out I can figure it out like if I say this different if I say that differently right and so I ended up going back to the mics like pretty quick and I just didn't go back to the class wow your very first time did you bomb or were you like oof like that was I mean no one liked it but you know what I was I was proud of myself because I got a lot of it out of my mouth and also I the adrenaline was racing through my body so it just felt like I was fighting a lion or something yeah right how many were how many people in the mic there was probably eight or nine people it was it was actually a place called Thomas Payne coffee shop it was in San Diego and um I did this LSD joke that I was thinking about doing and how old were you 233 okay I was 23 and um but I just remember going and I always tell young Comics this I go cuz they're always scared of bombing right they go I'm afraid they're not going to laugh I go dude get this Raptor on your head all right usually when people go up for the first time they have all these fears right but the one feeling that you'll get I think guaranteed is the feeling of oh my God holy [ __ ] I can't believe I just did that I'm so proud of myself yeah because it's so brave and it's so and it's just exhilarating even if it goes really bad you're just like I can't believe I did that you know yeah that's usually the thing and then um and then the next Good Feeling would be when you actually get a real legitimate laugh that you wrote it could be like three people chuckling but it feels like the whole room just like died laughing yeah it's great or when you see or here's another good moment when a comic comes up to you and goes hey dude that was a good joke yeah and there real about it you're like thanks dude good say is like an okay compliment but that's a good joke that's like that's a real compliment that's a real compliment yeah yeah yeah um but yeah so people have this these fears but I I don't know what it is about guys like us but we just we just did it you know we just I'm just doing me and some days I'm doing me the best I can and some days you know just doing me I know but still you're still you and it's like you don't have to try just be you yeah don't act like anybody else have you acted like anybody else yeah who I don't know yeah you don't know man you know what I mean have you I mean yeah there's versions of other people that I tried to be in social situations like when did you like I remember you used to like read um you know philosophical books and play chess was that someone you were trying to be no that's who I am that's who you are I've tried to go down that route and that's not who I am at all what do you mean CH how' you go down I tried I tried to play chess and you're not good nah nah yeah yeah I think I'm good like defensively yeah yeah yeah like cuz I was playing with my buddy Luise he's like really really good yeah and I tried to like strategize on like how to start the offense you know what I mean I don't know what the [ __ ] I'm doing I can't see it that part I don't do that I just play yeah I just I don't have a game plan do you no I st so I only do good when I don't have a game plan which can still [ __ ] me up though but but once once they're really coming at me then I can like under pressure start to see like some better moves like a defensive thing but I see other people play and they're better at the offense if they can see it a few moves ahead yeah I can only see one move ahead how many moves had two sometimes two sometimes two sometimes two yeah three never sometimes I think it's two I'm like check this out I do this they do that and then I do one thing and then I actually left myself open to something and I'm like man [ __ ] this game oh you get frustrated yeah yeah and I also want to say that and you're going to Bo you're going to be mad mhm but every time I play an African-American male a black guy what is the problem you're not running for office say black dude you should say black guy I feel like you only play black people of African descent who said there's other specifically you only do African oh right are you from Nigeria I'll play every I've never be beaten a black guy there's I mean I just haven't I don't know what that is probably 20 black guys I've played they're just so good at it yeah how long you've been playing chess I feel like you dabble in Black [Laughter] opponents I do dabble dud no like I um I've been playing since I was uh 198 but um I'm not I'm not good I'm not that good yeah yeah but it's I but I understand why it's fun I I I I think it's fun and also I think that um back in the day dude if there was like no movies like in the 1 1800s you and I were at a cafe you know they had cafes in 1700s but they didn't have movies yeah yeah yeah so you went I yeah they had coffee shops right they had coffee shops in coffee shops like turkey didn't they have an like Turkish when did Turkish coffee happen I don't know man you're going to have me on this podcast you got to check your history first okay hold on you and I are on the in a cabin that makes making coffee I can see that okay you're in the cabin in the frontier you're live half a mile down I live in a cabin and all we have is a chess board right that's what you weren't too far off uh Turkish coffee $1,555 thank you no but coffee shops no coffee shops but they had Turkish coffee dude so what I'm saying let me make this argument all right okay okay so they made coffee right yeah only at home I'm sure there was a place that some guy goes hey I make it the best come to mine that's true okay so all right and we meet at that guy's [ __ ] thing man why' you you [ __ ] question me about the fu I helped you by saying 1555 what the [ __ ] is going on around here man Hae come on let it go oh you did it that's a few years quite after the Magna Carta 1550 yeah that's true that's true anyway I think that you and I would play because it's like it's their XBox you know it's no what year is this 1700 yeah yeah what else do you going to do you play chess Checkers what else some weird sport I probably do more cooler [ __ ] than hang around with you and play chess all day like [ __ ] [ __ ] I'll probably ride a horse and steal I'll be like a bandit Mexicans were Bandidos back then I think when did Bandido look that up yeah Bandido when did Bandido was created Created that's how [ __ ] been around oh wait that's a club never mind 1800s oh well I probably would been the first Bandido there you go all right I'm a Bandido too right we we do this so we rob the banks and then we play chess on our free time yeah like by the campfire all right yeah I can see that yeah I'll be like SE cuz that's how B talk no I'll be like see some Senor yeah you're worthy opponent yeah yeah you said Asian you kind Asian what are you g his KH what the [ __ ] is going on who the opponent who the opponent why can't I do a Mexican accent what the [ __ ] Andy what is this you're oh you're twiddling your well yeah it's not like a very traditional thick Mexican mustache but I can Twitter the best I can um but you still have interest of acting yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah I think you're going to get there you'll get [ __ ] yeah yeah I'm excited for you dude oh thank you are you excited about your life yeah I guess so no come on bro I'm just likee I just feel like shit's always up in the air and it's it's like I'm excited but I'm also like like nobody touched me like you get like that you know I don't know what the [ __ ] you mean like flying I think that you can relate to that like the feeling of like everything's up in the air like you don't really know what dude is around the corner I was talking to my therapist yesterday and I was I go yeah these are things are happening and I go but I don't know I just feel like I don't know what the hell is going on and she STS me she goes cuz she has she's a therapist for a lot of like big names and she goes everyone feels that way that's nice from top to bottom I thought she was going to be like Bobby out of all the [ __ ] Comedians and actors I represent or like I talk to like you're [ __ ] killing it some of these guys suck like no no she goes that's the nature of what we do you're always going to feel like that but I'm going to tell you something okay there's a um there's a level in which you get into the club and and once you're in the club it's almost impossible to get out unless you get cancelled mhm so I want to let you know welcome to the club ah Robin waiting to hear that yeah you're in now and it's hard to get in but you're you're in and so it's like you're just now you're just going to wait in line with the rest of us okay so we wait in line we read for something or we we get considered for something or you know what I mean play chess in the meantime yeah we play chess in the meantime but right now you're in the group congratulations give him a round of applause you did it man you did it but unfortunately haime you're not oh well he'll get there he's probably going to stand up too you just stand up now oh bro oh so cute you know what he looks like a young Robert Kelly he a young like yuke a little bit like a Mexican me well because of the Beanie and stuff yeah yeah there on camera here I'm definitely like H do you want to get on camera just come look stand over here by the camera right here and look and look there get over here or sit on George's camera cuz he has a mic stop stop second guessing things just do it yeah yeah is there a mic for for him yeah right there where oh what's up it's little Ernie back home they call him Ernie hey Ernie in the club scene he used to be a nightclub photographer and for some reason I don't know if it's like for some gay second life experience but he started going by Ernie okay Robert no no no I don't think so I mean I kind of see it dude not R Kelly Robert Kelly Robert Robert Kelly no right here oh okay which one's the original Robert K I think Robert Kelly's original you yeah yeah but anyway but he's not his tent he used to be a nightclub photographer yeah wait how did Ernie come about um because everybody would always tell him he looks like well you could say uh so in high school they used to tell me I look like Ernie from George Lopez the show oh so I was like okay I'll stick to it wow I just t girls my name is Ernie it's easier yeah that way when stories come up about him they're like Ernie you know Ernie I'm like yeah like you got a girlfriend Ernie no what are you good in that department no Ernie I don't think so what do mean you're oh yeah yeah what do you mean what do mean you're not good in the department uh it's hard no dude you you got to change your mindset what's your approach when you got you talk to girls what do you say I do comedy that you know what that works you know Ralph cute yeah yeah they're like no okay oh so you get shy no Bobby Bobby how about you play a girl at a club you're at to open mic you're a girl and then I want you to approach Bobby and ask like the name all that stuff hey you know it's fny I seen the one can I say it the the one Andrew what the one the that podcast what's it called uh Andrew and Bobby no podcast wait wait wait stop stop stop stop stop stop stop what's the guy's name Andrew oh uh Andrew stino there you go good question one yeah you think it's called and Andrew and Bobby you think that's what it's called no it's cuz I see Clips on Tik Tok so right but you never watch it I watch clips of Tik Tok okay okay okay I'm I'm not I'm not watching the yeah okay okay okay yeah it's called bad friends okay okay I follow that it's like you went up to slash and Bono and go you know the band with Slash and Bono you too wait slash is in YouTube oh yeah not slash Ed Edge Edge The Edge The Edge The Edge The Edge just like another highman now Edo so um I'm the girl I'm a girl right and I'm just at a club she's cute you like Dan you're dancing I do like thick chicks what he likes thick chicks let me say something about that joke okay it you didn't commit to it yeah you did it scared right so do it again that line he's doing the thing all right and be more confident about it because first of all that hurt you just said it hurt me right and it made me [ __ ] angry but what made me more Angry is that you didn't commit to it okay right man I like some thick chicks yeah see it works better how you doing hi what's your name it's h but people call me Ernie what's your name keep morning how would you respond to that Bobby he just said hi my name is I um my name is Samantha but people call me no oh I can CH bye fight hi a fight hi a fight a fight my name is Samantha um so what do you do I do a a little photography I do a little comedy uh that's pretty much it right now what do you do you know I just right now you know I work I work at a restaurant but also you know where you work at good good good the question yeah I well I work at um I come visit you oh [ __ ] I let me just get it out do can I get it out though doing it so I work at you know there's a new you got a boyfriend or what he's power driving right now's power well let finish the first question so you know I work at a restaurant next to the Depot night oh go ahead my bad yeah my bad can I just finish what I go ahead I feel like you're nervous or whatever but anyway I'm not nervous ma where do you do your comedy I do a little 10 minutes I open for Ralph you ever heard where oh where do you do your comedy I do whenever I go with Ralph you ever heard of him who's Ralph he has a Netflix special you ever heard of him yeah I don't know what's check him out what's his last name Barbosa barza cool yeah I do I open for him I do a little 5 10 minutes yeah that's great out oh yeah where you work at you never told me I work at a restaurant next to the Home Depot I just said that it's called where Home Depot no it's a restaurant next to the Home Dep what the [ __ ] happen I hope y'all know that this is not him like committing to a I know I know I know get it I 100% what a conversation I understand so anyway do you work out here and there yeah where at the hotels when I can what do you mean what do you mean the hotel oh when you you I'm on tour or you want to come no I just said you but you look no no no no I got to go I got to go I got to go no no stay stay no I got to go where where you going so creepy it's getting creepy where are you going um I'm going outside I'll walk out with you okay get your Instagram what's my Instagram yeah let me have it I don't have one I don't do social media how old are you why uh people my age have Instagrams why don't you ooh yeah um yeah but did I scare you a little bit Yeah D I'm scared that's what you say to girl that's your Vibe that's your do the we're out of the thing now do the bark do the bark yeah oh I'll be barking on girls oh hold on so let me uh I heard you bark yeah you want to hear it I guess that's your bark yeah I'll be at the clubs and I'll be barking yeah yeah you bark can I hear you bark she got the dog in her everyone you Bark n I can't all right bark rough okay you bark yeah that's good you you have the best park dude yeah it's a good you do other animal noises I'm just going to throw some you guess even if you don't know what it is you just guess what it might be okay okay uh are you making this okay go ahead what would a panda sound like um don't um just do it very good damn that's so good dude that's Panda esque all right what about a um a parakeet a what a parakeet a parakeet a bird I am a bird oh uh bird parake see these eyes roll back oh well one one one more let's do a um what does kangaroo h a kangaroo a kangaroo uh Hipp I don't know noit commit um car don't just do it can jack um let me see what did he make that was a good movie don't think about it think about just do it this is a comedy exercise it could be anything it could be anything just go just that's who buy that I buy I buy a very good kangaroo how how are we how would you improve his approach to a girl what do you think the problems are in that situation Ralph what do you think too is can I may I give your friend some suggestions please do no Ralph he's been telling me but I've never listened to him what have you been telling what have you been telling him um ask her more questions stop running BS like ask questions let them finish um yeah when you ask them let them finish the answer and really listen also maybe be a little more hard to get make yourself a little less accessible because he's very much known in the nightclub scene back in Dallas and ever since like he's been coming on the road with us and just you know he has a lot of fun he shows it off on Instagram and a lot of the girls that he knows from back home some that a couple of them have even rejected you before yeah they rejected me already yeah or like hitting them up like hey stranger like I see you on to bigger and better things and saying all this stuff and I'm saying like bro like if they're trying to like talk to you like talk to them but don't like answer right away some girl called them last night he's like hello hey how you doing like I'm like bro this girl [ __ ] rejected you like a month ago no dude it's War dude yeah right be a warrior dude okay mhm and and it's not can I just say also for all the kids out there right and give me your hand must be nice that was the kids out there right it ain't all that what is the vagina [ __ ] you mean and just being hooking up I I don't know where you've been at is all that yeah to me it isck no as a 15y 52y old man you have hindsight and it's not that it's not all that maybe maybe for 52y old hi I'm 27 it's [ __ ] bad no I just want you I'm trying to get him to the importance out of his head are you saying I'm a virgin he's like don't worry man vagina's not what you think it is he's like what stops about I think you're being conversational but I I'm willing to go there no that was the sweetest question he's like are you saying I'm a virgin that was I believe you I believe you smashed before I had plenty yeah plenty adjective I didn't believe that I don't think plenty I'm sorry Bobby let me no don't I think in your life four um bro just take it four take it say yes just say yes take four less hit him with a good old roof four or five cuz of the last one um her boyfriend came in the car so wow I think you're doing a joke no this is real life wait hold on set that up set it up huh what happened this gu never told the club and uh she wanted to ride home and we started making out and um she she she didn't tell me she had a boyfriend so we were like getting on to it and then he came downstairs oh no W oh wait he was at the club too no he was at the house watching the kids oh wait do a lot of older women hit on you oh for sure I think so yeah yeah no they do yeah cuz like their husbands you know they how you they don't do nothing also they actually look like a burton Ernie combination these two right they have like you know I mean on a little thicker one's a little skinny you know me sometimes I get mad sometimes I get mad when I yell at Hae yeah and he does the was it the Family Guy burden nnie where he's like Bert he's like you're yelling again BT BT you're yelling again they are cute us you know mean uh you guys best friends yeah I mean I have no other options I said I can do better but really this the best I can do you guys but you guys ever fight or no oh yeah yeah yeah about what one time one time in the fifth grade uh we had to read we had to read Bridge to Terabithia and then we had to make like a bridge out of like whatever clay Legos whatever and he made this really cool Lego one and I was like really like hating on it on the way home from school after we took it home cuz they gave him like some little surprize or something I didn't know it was a stupid ass competition and we're walking home and he's had the thing and I'm trying to like destroy it as we're walking and it's just like like [ __ ] stop and we just got into like a fight um cuz you were jealous yeah yeah cuz you made of something good there it goes H than me oh you guys are so cute together that's buds what picture is that it's the one from uh the Laugh Factory oh when you're holding the camera this man you know how hard it was to get him to stop taking pictures holding a camera yeah really yeah like you're more than a photographer bro like I want to show people that I'm a photographer yeah you're more than a photographer you're more than one you're more than one I do a lot yeah you live in Dallas too right to you guys live together no no no but close not anymore I moved out of Dallas like an hour south I'm out in the country why I like to wrestle Gators I know but do but are you going to move to a city or no nah yes hey why did you move you just wanted to be out in the country yeah I have a son he's four and I moved out to my dad's out in the country cuz my son just like has more fun out there and they have like better schools than the ones where we would have been in the city yeah and my family out there helps me a lot like watching them yeah oh that makes sense oh so you have a son four years old you said yeah he's four is it your baby no come on Bobby I'm out here moving you know I said was that awkward it's okay she likes when I say stuff like that oh my God you're stupid you're beautiful let's move on so uh you are you are you're great all right you're good you're good too you know he introduced me to her to you mhm how they're like really good friends yeah she's a good friend we're uh Bobby come on Bobby I I just have a hard time looking at you dude you're ridiculous dude you're just so weird I love it yeah go ahead uh so um we actually started off was like she's my model and then I was the photographer so oh yeah we came close as friends and she'll help me on shoots and stuff so you you you shoot a lot of local models in Dallas yeah I mean they're not real if you want to call them that they're not real fashion NOA Ambassador they're like they're like bottle girls who like just want head shot all right right right move bottles yeah I've seen some of these pictures I'm I'm no model and I'm not like one to judge but yeah I mean they're not models I mean what is a model I feel like somebody who knows how to pose oh right right right they don't know how to pose yeah can they dance these are some yeah they can dance for sure yeah he's seen them dance I haven't seen who you you make them dance and you're a photographer that's weird no like at the club yeah meets Oh I thought during like a head shot she was like dance dance dance please and they're like okay so at the club that you see them dance oh yeah what club uh big clubs could you get me if I'm in Dallas could you get me to the club oh for sure you don't want to go to the clubs this guy gos to yeah you do no you don't what's the I work at up Scout clubs no he does not yes I do he works at Maybe One upscale club and but what's an upscale what's a down scale down scale is like where I could die like yeah I don't those are I don't want to I don't want to die those those are where most of his models came from where these oh really as bars the way they throw bottles at each other yeah yeah I don't want to do that yeah it's pretty cool it's you I got used to it yeah let me is baby doll still in Dallas yes it is right I've never been to that one but is that a good one it's a good one yeah yeah wait what's your favorite one there I know your favorite of all time is in Texas somewhere bucks no I in Houston it was Treasures but back in the day we used to go to baby dolls baby dolls that's I don't remember anything else is there one called Buck there's Buck uh ecstasy it's a lot I've been there yeah yeah do you like it no no but I want to if I'm in Dallas I would love to go to a club with you but a upper one maybe I know a couple good ones yeah would you go with me too or no I'll go only to make sure you stay alive cuz I can't always trust him's judgment oh oh really yeah you have to you have to keep me alive then yeah that' be a bummer if like we were together and I died Hime Hime can't always see two three steps ahead he can't play chess no sometimes him is very like let's just do this thing and then we're there and everything is going horribly wrong and I'm like Hae why the [ __ ] would you bring us here like you know what I mean instinctually is that friend that you wake up like in a trunk just tied up like God damn it oh really oh wow so um we are you do you believe in God Hae mhm do you yeah I think yeah but I just don't go to church yeah either do I I'm just that wasn't the question dude oh yeah and you believe there's a heaven that's a what 5050 50/50 yeah okay do you think God is real but Heaven might not be I don't know I'm agnostic so so that's I believe I believe in God but also I'm agnostic there a duality in your mind huh I love this dud yeah I love this dude right this is that [ __ ] I'm talking about where you can't really get like a direct answer yeah yeah I'm Ying but also Yang that's what you're saying yeah yeah wow it's intense do you want to party like with like white people or black Mexican what kind of people you want to party with yeah it sucks that that's a question when it comes to where like but in Dallas when when you want a party you do got to choose is that divided that div div pretty dived like Asian clubs yeah yeah there's this B easy that I go to and it's like Asian theme think you'll love it speak hey what's it called I want to you think I love it what's it called think you love me yeah what's it called uh Akai aai aai it's a why do you what check that out what is that they have these in that club yeah um I think I I think I will like I think I will because I like it because there's all the Asian people there no oh yeah well this's this uh Filipino lady but she's cool yeah um her name Megan one Filipino there's only one that hangs out there her name is Megan she's cool oh she is okay cool but she brings me the wrong drinks sometimes okay um so that's the club I'll go to a Kai it's like it's behind a uh a sushi kitchen so you had to walk through the kitchen and then go to the club a good fell style yeah like it's Speak Easy that's dragons like the red dragon um it's a red theme yeah that's not give me that photo right there is that that's Kai Kai him did you take that picture is that a Kai I don't know been to Kai Kai Texas a Kai Texas that Texas that's it go scroll down go to that first photo oh yeah they're Asians I mean that was like a bunch mix they're mixed it's a mixed yeah mix is that a Kai yeah and you think I'll love it there yeah okay you see the drawing the that's pretty cool back there you're going to love the drawing samai as the as that Asian dry you're going to love it yeah yeah dude I like I want to take take me to a Hispanic Club a Hispanic yeah um sure oh yeah for sure yeah for sure yeah I want to s that because I don't want to be around that well the bottles the bottles here are pricey you push it back now push it back uh the but the Mexicans they pretty cheap 200 bucks for bottles I don't drink I just want to go and just check out the vibe I'll be VI yeah I'll play like you know EDM music but yeah you want to part of your rocks we'll take you where you want Bobby yeah yeah our wings now go ahead no that's all I was going to say you look like a Mars Volta guy you Mars Volta I love Mars VTA it's a band it's a band oh no okay what kind of music do you listen to whatever's on M no no no no no we're not playing that game no we're not playing that game we're not playing that game right now right was so cool man give me give me your favorite album of all time alltime favorite number one album like this is the last album I could to uh UGK is rid and dirty wow is that hip-hop yeah okay good yeah what's yours uh BTS no kid okay wait wait wait stop he was confident no no he wasn't he was confident stop stop no did you see how little confidence that was and I I think I just learned something when you slam somebody or try to you you have to commit to it mhm you did not commit to it try it again so I'm going to go so you like what's your favorite album ride and dirty ride and dirty that's cool what's yours uh Pink Floyd no I'm giving you the BTS thing again the wall I like pink the wall that's my favorite ALB the wall it is a great album it is maybe he didn't maybe he didn't stick to that BTS thing with confidence but he escaped with confidence yeah you escaped with confidence like that didn't happen be Alo I don't I also don't think that he's right I think he's looking at me like what is Bobby Lee going to like Pink Floyd The Wall is that what you did what no did you look at me and go you know I mean I think Bob's going to I I I love Pink Floyd The Wall you do yeah can you name me two members of Pink Floyd two what two members of Pink Floyd uh no okay yeah interesting what okay I want to ask you maybe maybe that's like our thing as a younger generation is like who needs that much info you know oh just listen to the music man yeah dude just take oh just listen don't look at the producer because you guys have all the info available at any time so it's like bring it back down yeah sometimes you just got to live in the moment yeah that's right because my age we had to memorize that [ __ ] right like for instance if we were at a restaurant and we heard a song right what's your restaurant Asian themed restant aai I was at a Kai oh yeah yeah yeah it doesn't matter it doesn't matter man not to you Bobby but maybe to my friend him that it does that's true okay well can I ask you something no can I can I can I finish I okay okay okay so what yeah go ahead oh um what do you take your first like a date like as a first date cuz I take mine to uh this a little cute Place uh Japanese barbecue it's cheap uh it's easy I think that's the problem what Japanese cheap it's I mean it's good food good meat yeah now do you pay for your date um I'll pay for it if I'm expecting but I don't I pay you pay every single time yeah I just pay yeah you should you have to pay every single time no I I know why I order I I know what to order to make it like even 50 bucks so wow what so do you go you're going to eat this or can she choose I choose cuz I know I know my meat no her oh I don't let her choose you don't let her choose no cuz she's like oh I never been here so oh so it's like you you share it's a meat thing you grill it yeah I'll Grill yeah you grill I grill you you going to love this baby yeah she what if she wants more she's like I'm so so hungry still can we get I I I go on my they usually end up with food poisoning that for real I go to this the same one because every Tuesday it's half off and every 29th of the month it's half off so that makes sense yeah that's not true Bobby you're 52 like when I was in my 20s like these are things like I had to consider to not like my overdraft fee like all of these things it had I had to cap it off every you're right you're right you're right you're right I I should give you guys insight though the girls that he he is asking out aren't like down toe girls what do you mean they're girls who like expect the best they date drug dealers they're in the night life they're some of them are bottle girls they want to be spoiled they want to be spoiled and they're expecting like yeah so is like [ __ ] he's asking too much you're shooting for the moon and then you're feeding them no he's not shooting for the moon he's just going to the wrong location right you got to go to a different pool of people that's what I have been telling them for like years yeah I'm like or go sell drugs I don't know drive a Hellcat like but what I I would like you've never walked into a coffee shop and went oh I think that girl's that's working at the Starbucks is attra I do what now I do you do now yeah yes so many like hot like regular yeah you never know dude oh yeah I do you do how old are you again you're his age 27 26 27 27 yeah yeah yeah how old were you when you got your first girlfriend Bobby your first girlfriend ever yeah I'll be honest with you I I I I've already talked about it it was one girl and I was 23 I had already done standup nice cuz I need I was I think I was like him you did stand up and then you got a girlfriend later yeah so you hadn't had a girlfriend before that i' had been late a couple of times but now yeah stand up before over everything yeah know what what comedy over [ __ ] what I'm saying no but I did comedy because I'm like oh I can't get any girls I got to do something oh okay you're forced into a you're forced into a corner and you're like it's either stay here or at least die trying and that's what for me it was all about so what I'm saying is is that I didn't even know what I was going to ask him do you feel like you're dying no you know oh you don't that's good okay oh yes no but what just focus on Comedy first yeah yeah really just when you're you he has big crowds now how many people do you perform clubs theaters what is it clubs yeah and you're and you do like four or five shows a weekend yeah all right so dude just focus on that that's what I'm telling them like I know sometimes you and the other guys on the show get excited when after a show some girls trying to like DM y or whatever but like focus on the jokes yeah focus on the what what what uh no I oh last question I want to ask you okay go ahead what's your top three favorite movies oh easy uh Pineapple Express um um what's it uh secret life of Walter midi with Ben stter oh yeah yeah Walter midy yeah the good guy um um do you know Ben Stiller he's a good guy he's a good guy um what's the other third one uh Swiss army man what Swiss army man oh good the Daniel Daniel redcliff yeah yeah yeah oh I love 82 your top three my top three yeah I like o Bronx tail great movie good one great movie I like that one I like um I like that movie um mhm I like big daddy big daddy is so good yeah what's Big Daddy Adam Sandler classic when okay never seen Big Daddy but um what's his name is in it it's just okay anyway all right um I don't know man they're always changing I guess one of my your favorite horror movie I don't know if I have like I I don't really watch horror movies okay you like horror movies scary you get scared no yeah yeah do Godzilla account yeah that's pretty scary it's a monster movie yeah yeah Godzilla scary Godzilla what yeah what are you putting the the little Godzilla very good eye I've been looking at the room looking at all my little trinkets yeah pretty trying to really figure you out yeah how do you how do you feel were you nervous coming or no were we nervous yeah yeah you were yeah you had anxiety I guess yeah why I don't know why not be nervous are you just never nervous I'm always nervous right everything I do I'm only nervous when on my first day of an acting job is like when I get nervous because I just don't know anybody and I have to deliver but in terms of like podcasting I've never been really that I get like anxious maybe I think you're right a little anxious you know but do you feel now less ner nervous oh yeah yeah do you feel like we're closer yeah Bobby as opposed to never have metting you before yeah I say I say I feel a little closer yeah are you doing other podcasts after this today what are you doing in town just doing pods and promoting N I came to perform in Ontario [ __ ] nice that's tonight mhm oh good I love that club you do yeah I love that club you want to come watch me do 10 minutes he's kind of serious I think he's serious what time is it what time is tonight two shows I'm ter hard drive on a Friday Bobby do some it's only two yeah you you you can do time on my show Bobby we'd be honored to have you on on the show you know what I would are you doing a Sunday show or no yeah let me think about it I'm really thinking about it I might okay but if I show up dude you can be I do I have to pay a cover or I'm good I always tell the girls there yeah yeah they always hit me up on the weekend hey can you get me in the club say I don't know yeah maybe no tell him what you do when you when you don't want to get them in I just ignore him no I've seen him do this he be like yeah yeah he's like I'm in the club right now he's like I can get you win just meet me out in the front and he just never goes out to the front oh yeah oh you've done that before yeah why cuz I'm an [ __ ] but that's when he gets closer to getting laid right that's a clever my friend oh yeah it's very clever November 12th we have a 7:00 p.m. and a 9:30 show that's Sunday you have two shows on a Sunday Jesus they're going to completely sell out two two Sunday show Ralph that's what they call me yeah yeah so the ticket numbers are going good now yeah yeah yeah yeah that's [ __ ] amazing dude well let me say something it was a pleasure to meet you oh it pleasure is on mine the pleasure is mine as well all okay I guess I I guess I shouldn't be selfish and say it's all mine the pleasure is ours yeah hi hello hi how you doing I like you thanks and you you're the best why is she the best we've been I know we've been hitting you with the hit jokes but yeah I mean cuz I don't want to leave her out you know but um I want to say it's a pleasure to meet you and um I really enjoyed myself this today me too it was fun it was fun um it was weird yeah and this this went into a weird way this feels this this feels like the least weirdest podcast I've done so far really yeah I've only recently done like podcast like did like a bunch in the last couple months we you did fra fra fragrance what's it I did fragrant like earlier this year yeah you did that was pretty fun what else did you do I did fragrant I did that same week I did this better than fragrant this was way funner say it yeah there we go guys what's up Schultz make your guest feel comfortable what's up dog if we're going to be doing that though I do have to mention it was like still really fun doing flagrant be careful now what else did you do at The Fragrant the Schultz Chris Stefano's podcast was really cool too Chrissy chaos mhm he the best um what else did I do I did that going in deep Chad Chad and J oh JT love love them love them that was badass um I did Thompson G podcast in Austin mhm and he brought up like pictures of inmates or like videos of inmates on like dating websites we had to guess what they did that's funny I'm very judgmental I got almost all of them right oh wow wow wow wow wow um so you've done all the you're you're at a point where you're doing all the big ones I guess so yeah yeah yeah are you guys going to start one n do you two together though is so funny if we could if we could get like some pretty big names on there and maybe me and him would just co- interview them yeah but if it's just me and Hime why no no no no what I think just you and Hime I think you and Hae is the winner yeah or just Hae solo thoughts yeah yeah what he maybe feels on things um all right well you know it was a pleasure and um anything to anything to promote um please watch my Netflix special it's called cabanga on Netflix yeah dude yeah and follow me on Instagram Ralph Barbosa 03 there's no reason that it's 03 it's just there yeah yeah yeah look at that he's so cute look at him all these dates look at all those dates holy [ __ ] laugh out oh I love lol I love LOL you've sold out every single one I'm trying to beat Angela Johnson's record dud you're selling out every SOS already sold out improv everything's sold out wait what's Angela Johnson's record at at laugh out loud yeah it's two more than what I've already sold out so we're adding we're adding no it's one more show so we're adding two more my God they're all sold out sh that's Inc you didn't do it said yep y yeah you had nothing to do with it kind of cuz um yeah the girls that I talk to you know they want to come watch me anyway all right that's that's enough anyway give them a round [Music] Applause [Music] for

Channel: TigerBelly

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Id: C39B8XG-F0w

Length: 75min 37sec (4537 seconds)

Published: Thu Nov 30 2023