Hey, what do you think
is a better excuse for why I'm not drinking
on this date tonight-- I'm a recovering alcoholic I'm a Mormon or I got so hammered last night,
I'm still a little drunk? Hey. Hi.
Hey. So, what do you
want to do tonight? There's a Ukrainian
film at the Angelica that's supposed to be very
powerful. Interested? No. No, but I'll go see
a normal-person movie with you. Rach, you want to come? Oh, no, I can't. I got a date. A date? Yeah. Why, is that
weird for you? Why, no, it's
the opposite of weird. It's, it's, uh, regular. It's, it's uh... mundane. It's, it's actually
a little dull. It's no Ukrainian film,
I tell you. Ooh, earrings! A date? She's got a date? With who? I set her up
with this actor on my show. You set her up? No. Joey, what were you thinking? I was thinking that
it'd probably be okay because Ross hasn't gone out
with Rachel in five years. Joey, I'm not
worried about her. I'm worried about my baby. Whoever she dates,
my baby dates. Now, now, where is this
"actor" taking them? Hey! I'm an "actor" too. I'm not sure. I think
they're taking the ferry out to some Italian place
on Staten Island. A ferry?
My baby is going on a ferry. Do you have any idea how
dangerous those are?! Aren't we talking about those
big boats that carry cars? They go like
five miles an hour? Why don't they just jump
out of an airplane, huh? That's a fun date. Or burn each other with matches. That's fun, too. Woo! ( knocking) Hey, Joey. Hey, Cash.
Uh, hey, this is Ross. Ross, this is Cash. Hey.
Hey. I hear you're going
on a ferry tonight. Yeah.
Yeah. Bit of a daredevil, are we? Hey, you guys. Do you think this
is too slutty? Hi, Cash. Hey, Rachel.
Hi. Ready to go? Yeah. All right,
I'll see you guys later. Okay. Have
a great time, you guys. Thank you.
Thank you. Yes, it is too slutty! Hello. Hi. ( chuckles) How was the date? Well, I'm alone and I just bought $15
worth of candy bars. What do you think? Uh-huh. What happened? Made the mistake of telling
him that I was pregnant. Oh, he didn't, uh,
take it so well? Well, better than you. But, you know, still
not what you want. Oh? Yeah, he got all
weird and sputtery and then he said, uh "Yeah, I hear those
hemorrhoids are a bitch." He sounds swell. Doesn't he? Mm. Hey, you want a...
you want a little cheering up? Yes. Sit down. Okay. Guess whose middle name
is Muriel. ( gasps) Chandler M. Bing. Yeah-uh. Oh, my God. ( chortles) Hmm... I'm sorry about your date. Aw, it's all right. I guess I'm just done with
the whole dating thing. It's just one more
thing in my life that is suddenly
completely different. This is hard. Yeah, I know. On the other hand, in, uh...
in about seven months you're going to have something
that you're going to love more than any guy
you've ever gone out with. Just wait. Wait until, uh... Wait until the first time
your baby grabs your finger. You have no idea. Thanks, sweetie. Mm-mm. You, uh, you want
to grab some coffee? Oh, no. I think
I'm going to go home
and eat ten candy bars. Hey, I-I thought
I cheered you up. Oh, you did--
there are 20 in here. Right. Good night. Good night.
