*Super Mario World Theme* *boom* Mario: Mama F****r *Upbeat Jingle* Breaking News: Reports have occurred following the bankruptcy of all spaghetti factories in the mushroom kingdom. Reports show this man here is the reason, buying 99% of spaghetti stock and doesn't pay it back. Mama Mia! ho ho ho HEY!!!! WHAT THE HECK HAPPENED HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Crazed Screaming* Luigi: Help! Help! Help! Help! Help! *Annoying toad sounds* *Rattling a locked* Luigi! i'm starving. I WANT TO EAT YOUR SPAGHETTI! *Screams of terror* *Toadsworth chuckles* *Glass Shattering* F*** THIS SH** Peach:*Sigh* NOOOOO! Mario! oh no. no. oh *Panicked* Kill it! Kill it! Kill it! Kill it! Shoot it down! *Legend of Zelda Chest Opening Jingle builds spaghetti hope* *Fart* FFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU- I'm gonna kill you and i'll keep killing you (glorious music) O my god!!! O my god!!! omygod 6x (What the hell are you f***ing doing, mario?) Mama F****r! Letsa go! *Argh! It burns!* *soft explosion* *Tribal Chanting* *Excited Music* Toad: Oh! Hey Mario! Use your aggressive feelings. let the hate flow throw you- SHUT THE F*CK UP!!! Fairy: I just wanted to be your friend. *Alarm sounding* *BOOM!!!* Mario: RAAARGH! Toadsworth: WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!!! HO-LY-SHET! Peach: Mario? Mario: GET IN MY BELLEH! Luigi: RUN BITCH *Panicked screaming* Mario: ♪Swiggity Swooty! I'm coming for that booty!♪ mario BITCH! OH shit *BOOM!* *THUD* toad and toadsworth freak out toad and toadsworth freak out some more *Toadsworth is smart* Mario: Bitch, Hell No! *screaming fades into silence* Help me *In Monotone, Echoing Voice* *Excited Giggling* AAAAAAAAH! WHAT THE FACK DO YOU WANT!!?!! No! *cries a little* E. Gadd: WAIT WAIT WAIT *Rapid gunshots* Luigi: You can go to HELL, Mario! Mario: Hey Stinky! Mama F*cker! *click click* (Gun's Empty) Mario: Hahaha! Scaredy-cat! Bleh! Toadsworth: Get crowbarred, BITCH! *I'm not yo daddy I'm yo grandpa!* *slowmo* Noooooooooooooo! 🎵Holy Fu-cking shit! It's a di-no-saur! Jesus Christ! What the Fuck!?!🎵 Toad: well, sh*t. *Roars* 🎶It's raining spaghetti, Hallelujah! It's raining spaghetti, Hallelujah🎶 *nom nom nom* Luigi: Let's a go
Toadsworth: Nooooooo! *Rapid-Fire Gunshots* (KCG: Spaghetti cannon?) Spaghetti Launcher! INCOMING *KABOOM* *Explosions* *Cries* Frankie: Who wants a muffin? Mr. Cupcake: I'm gonna kick your ass, bitch! FIGHT ! Toadsworth: Oh hell naw! FIGHT! Luigi: Mama mia... MARIO! 🎵F*ck the police, coming straight from the underground🎵 It's-a Mario Time! AUUUUUGHHH! *Cheering* Luigi: Nope... Luigi: Nope... Luigi: Ah ha! HELP! I Dont Give A Sh*t That was kinda rude, Luigi... Heheh *Cannon blasts Luigi* Falcon PUNCH! SHORYUKEN! HADOUKEN! Toadsworth: WTF!? awawawawawawa Mario: *nomming on Flying Spaghetti Monster* Mariooooooo Luigi: MARIO! Luigi: Let's a go! Mario: No! *Continues eating* Cupcake: IMMA FIRIN MAH LAZAH! *Speed-eating* Spaghetti Monster: *Screams of Agony* *Cheerful Victory Music* X: You got knocked the fuck out, man! Angry Toadsworth: Oh, come on! Toadsworth: I AIIIIIIIIN'T HAVING DAT SHIT! *cheering* Mario: Ohohoho! Yeah! Hahaha! Mario: I have no idea!
