Quitters Never Win | Taskmaster | Avalon Comedy

foreign [Applause] [Music] grow the longest nail you have 10 weeks your time starts now genuinely excellent news mate because I have strangely long big toes I can do this one for religious reasons no but I've got like a I've got a note of exemption I'm gonna read it yes please to whom it may concern Tim Curry was employed as an actor in Daniel kittson's production of tree at the Old Vic theater in London the character he portrayed was a nervous Man Who Would bite his nails anxiously as such he was unable to undertake the task thank you Jen Jennifer Tate I saw a tree yeah you're with me it's a fabulous Play I Was enthralled the guardian but but you wore shoes throughout yes so you could have grown a toenail you have to have like a backstory to the character and so I was biting them as well what were you hoping was going to come out of the whole excuse note thing well I thought there'd be like a general voided round I'm not going through that to have it voided off foreign [Music] fastest wins sheesh hey ah oh man I hate eggs eat me fastest winds ain't me well that's not gonna work is it am I going to eat it raw I do need to warn the people at home that you shouldn't eat raw eggs la la la la la la [Music] [Applause] [Music] I am I knew I wasn't going to win this one so I thought I'd actually enjoy it [Music] 10 minutes 46 to eat an egg took it out on that one mate took here on it get this coconut as far from here as possible you may not touch the ground I am touching the ground you're touching the rug at the moment you're okay at the moment you may not step on anything more than once the coconut may not travel by car you have 20 minutes your time starts now so I I can't touch the ground no thank you right okay so you're now off the run you can't go back on the rug still on the carpet still part of my first step I'm gonna have to throw it over the gate okay no yes go go see you're on that man I'm on the map I'm going to try and Chuck this over there okay I'm gonna make sure there's no one's standing over there yep hold on to your butt [Music] [Applause] this is the Grand Final I will say that it rolled back quite close to you you could have thrown it again back inside that was the end of it thank you work out what happens when you flick this switch on you may not take the switch out of this room your time starts now there's a live wire there and a neutral wire there coming over there it's gaffer taped today oh I mean so I'm allowed to flick it so that but that goes there where what's that is that just something like is that connected to the task or is it something completely yeah there's another plug there well I'll tell you what if I flick that switch off then nothing will happen when I flick that switch [Music] so nothing happens when you flick that switch stop the clock The Final Answer nothing happens normally that's not the final answer [Music] nothing happens I'm in unless it's something that somewhere else because electric is in the studio [Applause] take that I hope those teeth fall out your head it shouldn't take much hopefully the answer is the flick the switch and Greg gets electrocuted in those rotten pistachio he calls teeth just all just rattle them up and fall out of his head that's my final answer [Music] foreign how'd you do Alex I'm okay I'm just going to put this through there is that all right five foot yes yes comfortable that is pretty comfortable yeah okay thank you Joe good luck divert the sand from bucket a into bucket B you may not touch the sand you may not move the buckets you may not leave the room more sand diverted into bucket B wins your time stops when the sand stops sand stops so this goes through there oh could you have my table please what do you mean I'm not um authorized can I hang on about all right what's the game here what is it what I've got these right oh where's the clue you may not move the buckets you may not leave the room [Music] oh wow [Applause] [Music] oh I've touched the bucket [Music] fine you may not move the bike move the buckets I thought I said touch the buckets I absolutely moved that bucket moved the bucket can I move the bucket back I mean that was there wasn't it this has gone terribly wrong you may not touch the sand I've done that you may not move the buckets done that you may not leave the room okay let's do that as well water was of everyone's time you and yeah push a melon up the slide and into the Caravan with these breadsticks only breadsticks May touch the melon at any point there is a bonus point for the fewest breadsticks used you may not adjust the slide no that slide there's the breadsticks fastest wins your time Starts Now obviously I'm gonna have to try and go with one instantly two I'm gonna go for two I see the problem only bread sticks May touch them yes yes at any point at any point I'm massively in trouble now okay now I have to pick it up chopstick-like to get it back I think this is harder than I thought it'd be yeah [Music] [Applause] [Music] these are all push-up breadsticks okay so those 10 are unused breadsticks they were used to put the melon maneuver and maneuver the melon into position put them together I've given up on the bonus it looks better okay okay I still don't know how you're getting the metal up on the slide I neither do I stopped the clock how many do you think you used one two three four five six seven eight uh 14 and a half so I think if you've used half a breadstick that's a breadstick you think a half a bread sticks a breadstick I think half a bread sticks are breast tip just write down 15 breadsticks I'm off carbs [Music] foreign [Music] [Applause]

Channel: Avalon Comedy

Views: 110,132

Keywords: live comedy, stand up comedy, stand up set, russell howard, chris ramsey, avalon, avalon entertainment, avalon television, avalon comedy, iain stirling, rob delaney, frank skinner, david baddiel, al murray, dave gorman, taskmaster, hometasking

Id: qS056u7odCY

Length: 11min 3sec (663 seconds)

Published: Thu Dec 09 2021