>> Stephen: HEY, EVERYBODY.
RIGHT THERE WE HAVE THE AUTHOR OF THE NEW BEST SELLER "SPARE."
I AM HERE WITH PRINCE HARRY. HARRY, I BELIEVE YOU SAID I
COULD CALL YOU HARRY. >> Prince Harry: I SAID YOU
CAN CALL ME WHATEVER HE WANTS. >> Stephen: BECAUSE WE ARE
SUCH DEAR FRIENDS NOW THAT I'VE READ YOUR BOOK I FEEL LIKE WE
KNOW EACH OTHER VERY WELL. A WONDERFUL INTERVIEW THE OTHER
NIGHT THAT EVERYONE ACCLAIMED AS GROUNDBREAKING.
BUT THE THING IS THAT EVEN AFTER READING 400 PAGES OF YOUR BOOK,
THERE'S ONLY SO MUCH YOU CAN FIT INTO 400 PAGES AND I FEEL LIKE I
DON'T KNOW YOU AS WELL AS I WOULD LIKE TO.
MY TEAM UP THERE HAVE COME UP WITH 15.
>> Prince Harry: YOU HAVE A LAB?
THAT EXPLAINS A LOT. >> Stephen: MY TEAM HAS COME
UP WITH 15 QUESTIONS SCIENTIFICALLY CALCULATED TO
PLUMB THE DEPTHS OF ANYONE, TO REVEAL THEIR SOUL TO THE WORLD.
THIS IS GOING TO OPEN YOU UP TO THE WORLD.
ARE YOU PREPARED TO BE KNOWN BY THE WORLD AFTER YOU ANSWER WHAT
HISTORY WILL CALL THE COLBERT QUESTIONERT?
>> Prince Harry: NO, BUT LET'S DO IT.
♪ ♪ >> Stephen: HARRY, WHAT IS THE
BEST SANDWICH? >> Prince Harry: HMM.
I WOULD SAY A CHEESE AND HAM TOASTY WITH DIJON MUSTARD ON
TOP. >> Stephen: TOASTY MEANS
GRILLED? >> Prince Harry: A TOASTING
MACHINE? >> Stephen: LIKE A PANINI
PRESS? >> Prince Harry: I HAVE TO BE
CAREFUL WITH THE QUESTIONS BECAUSE THE AMERICANISM'S, IT'S
VERY DIFFERENT. IT GOT ME IN MY LIFE INTO A
LITTLE TROUBLE. >> Stephen: THE WORD FANNY IS
ONE THAT'S MOST UPSETTING. >> Prince Harry: BUT THEN
THERE IS A FANNY PACK. >> Stephen: FANNY TO US IS
DIFFERENT THAN FANNY'S TO Y'ALL. >> Prince Harry: I WAS GOING
TALK ABOUT BAY-ZEL AND BAZ-IL. >> Stephen: VITAMIN AND
VIT-AMIN. >> Prince Harry: HORSEBACK
RIDING ON HORSEBACK RIDING. THAT INSTANTLY BECOMES A MEME.
>> Stephen: WHAT IS ONE THING YOU OWN THAT YOU SHOULD REALLY
THROW OUT? >> Prince Harry: OOH, UH.
RIPPED BOXER SHORTS. >> Stephen: WHY DO YOU STILL
HAVE THEM? >> Prince Harry: I DON'T WANT
TO LET THEM GO. >> Stephen: FOND MEMORIES?
>> Prince Harry: [LAUGHS] >> Stephen: HARRY, WHAT IS THE
SCARIEST ANIMAL? >> Prince Harry: THE SCARIEST
ANIMAL TO ME IS A SNAKE. >> Stephen: DID YOU SEE ANY
GOOD ONES IN AFRICA? BLACK MAMBAS OR SOMETHING.
>> Prince Harry: SNAKES CAN GET ANYWHERE.
>> Stephen: ANYWHERE. APPLES OR ORANGES?
>> Prince Harry: ORANGES. DUH.
>> Stephen: SOMETHING WEIRDLY CANNIBALISTIC ABOUT THAT.
HAVE YOU EVER -- >> Prince Harry: IF WE BITE
YOU, YOU GET GINGIVITIS. [LAUGHTER]
YOU SECRETLY WANT TO BE BITTEN, DON'T YOU?
>> Stephen: HAVE YOU EVER ASKED SOMEONE FOR THEIR
AUTOGRAPH? >> Prince Harry: YES.
>> Stephen: MAY I ASK WHO? >> Prince Harry: THE RUGBY
TEAM IN 2003. AT THE WORLD CUP FINAL.
AFTER A FEW DRINKS. I WAS WALKING AROUND GOING,
JOHNNY, JOHNNY, MIKE, MIKE. THEY WERE ALL STANDING THERE
NAKED BUT I GOT ALL 15 SIGNATURES.
>> Stephen: THEY SIGNED WITH PENS?
WHAT DO YOU THINK HAPPENS WHEN WE DIE?
>> Prince Harry: I THINK WE BECOME ANIMALS.
>> Stephen: I LIKE THAT. LIKE, WE REINCARNATE?
DO YOU HAVE AN ANIMAL HE WOULD LIKE TO COME BACK AS?
>> Prince Harry: PROBABLY AN ELEPHANT.
>> Stephen: FAVORITE ACTION MOVIE?
TOUGH QUESTIONS. >> Prince Harry: GLADIATOR.
YEAH. [APPLAUSE]
>> Stephen: YOU KNOW THE EMPEROR AND THAT, MARCUS REALLYE
WHO GETS KILLED. HE SAID LET US HAVE AN END TO
THIS DEBATE ABOUT WHAT MAKES A GOOD MAN AND BE ONE.
YOU CAN USE THAT. >> Prince Harry: GOOD
KNOWLEDGE. >> Stephen: WINDOW OR AISLE?
>> Prince Harry: COCKPIT. >> Stephen: FAVORITE SMELL?
>> Prince Harry: FAVORITE SMELL.
MY WIFE. >> Stephen: LEAST FAVORITE
SMELL. >> Prince Harry: UHHH.
[SNIFFING] [LAUGHTER]
>> Stephen: MOST USED APP ON YOUR PHONE.
>> Prince Harry: FOR ME GENERALLY BETTER UP.
>> Stephen: WHAT IS BETTER UP? >> Prince Harry: IT'S A
COACHING PLATFORM WHICH I AM PART OF.
THE QUICKEST ACCESS TO HEALTH COACHING.
>> Stephen: CATS OR DOGS? >> Prince Harry: DOGS,
OBVIOUSLY. CATS.
>> Prince Harry: YOU ONLY GET ONE SONG TO LISTEN TO FOR THE
REST OF YOUR LIFE. WHAT IS IT?
KEEP IN MIND YOU DON'T HAVE TO LISTEN TO IT CONTINUALLY BUT
WHEN YOU WANT TO GO LISTEN TO A SONG, IT HAS TO BE THIS ONE.
>> Prince Harry: LOVE GETS SWEETER EVERY DAY.
>> Stephen: NOT FAMILIAR. >> Prince Harry: YOU NEED MORE
LOVE IN YOUR LIFE. >> Stephen: I CAN'T POSSIBLY
HAVE MORE LOVE IN MY LIFE. HAVE YOU MET MY WIFE?
>> Prince Harry: YES, WE MET EARLIER.
I HAVE DINNER PLANS WITH YOUR WIFE.
>> Stephen: NOTHING WOULD MAKE HER HAPPIER.
YOU KNOW THOSE PEOPLE IN THE WORLD, THEY ARE LIKE, THEY ARE
LIKE, I LOVE THE ROYAL FAMILY. I TOTALLY GET THAT.
THAT IS MY WIFE. I AM LIKE, I'VE GOT NO HOSTILITY
AGAINST YOU GUYS. A LITTLE.
NO HOSTILITY BECAUSE YOU TOOK MY FAMILY'S LAND BACK IN IRELAND.
I AM OVER IT. I AM OVER IT.
>> Prince Harry: IT DOESN'T SOUND LIKE YOU ARE.
I'M VERY SORRY. >> Stephen: SHE IS AN
INCESSANT ANGLOPHILE. SHE SPENT SOME TIME AT
CAMBRIDGE. SHE LOVES YOUR WHOLE FAMILY.
IF SIX ORDINARY. >> Prince Harry: WONDERFUL.
>> Stephen: IT IS THE ONE THING THAT WE DISAGREE ABOUT.
I AM READING THIS BOOK GOING, "GET 'EM, HARRY."
I DON'T MEAN THAT AT ALL. WHAT NUMBER AM I THINKING OUT?
>> Prince Harry: WHAT? >> Stephen: WHAT NUMBER AM I
THINKING OF? >> Prince Harry: ONE.
>> Stephen: NO. >> Prince Harry: HANG ON A
SECOND. ARE THESE THE SAME QUESTIONS YOU
ASK EVERYBODY ELSE. >> Stephen: EVERYBODY GETS THE
SAME QUESTION. >> Prince Harry: HAS
ANYONE.NET RIGHT. IS THERE A NUMBER YOU'RE
THINKING OF? IS IT BETWEEN 1 AND 10?
>> Stephen: WHY WHAT I TELL YOU?
YOU GOT IT WRONG. IF YOU GOT IT RIGHT I WILL BE
ABLE TO ANSWER THAT QUESTION. IT'S ONE OF THE THINGS YOU WIN.
>> Prince Harry: WHAT DO I WIN.
>> Stephen: YOU GET TO BE KNOWN BY PEOPLE.
WHAT DO YOU MOST WANT TO BE, HARRY.
NOT ALONE. I READ YOUR BOOK.
WE WANT TO BE KNOWN. YOU'RE WELCOME.
HAVE YOU ENJOYED -- >> Prince Harry: SECURITY.
CAN YOU GUYS COME AND GET ME OUT OF HERE.
>> Stephen: HE'S GOT RED HAIR. SITTING NEXT TO THE DESK.
DESCRIBE THE REST OF YOUR LIFE IN FIVE WORDS.
>> Prince Harry: FIVE SEPARATE WORDS OR A SENTENCE?
>> Stephen: EITHER WAY. NO ONE HAS EVER ASKED THAT
BEFORE. YOU CAN DO IT AS A PASTICHE OF
THESE FIVE WORDS OR MEANINGFUL SENTENCE TO YOU.
THAT IS MORE THAN FIVE. >> Prince Harry: FREEDOM.
HAPPINESS. CLARITY.
SPACE, LOVE. [APPLAUSE]
>> Stephen: CONGRATULATIONS. YOU ARE KNOWN.
"SPARE" IS AVAILABLE NOW. PRINCE HARRY, EVERYBODY.
