Pong Consoles - Angry Video Game Nerd (AVGN)

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One of my favorite episodes and i loved that ending. Man crazy to think that GTA 4 is a 12 year old classic and GTA 5 is 7 years old ! Time flies too fast 😭

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There’s another one!

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AND ANOTHER ONE!

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This is one of my favorites!

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I come back to this video all the time. One of the best ones.

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He's gonna take you back to the past To play the shitty games that suck ass He'd rather have a buffalo Take a diarrhea dump in his ear He'd rather eat the rotten asshole Of a roadkill skunk and down it with beer He's the angriest gamer you've ever heard He's the Angry Nintendo Nerd He's the Angry Atari Sega Nerd He's the Angry Video Game Nerd Pong. A simple word. A simple idea. It's just Pong. It was one of the first video arcades from 1972. A simple screen mounted inside what looked like a carved treestump. You could call this the wooden age of video games, when everything was made of wood, and two people playing tennis looked like two glowsticks batting a square ball back and forth. Yeah, this was before circles were invented. In spite of its simplicity, it's a fun and addicting game, even to this day. I thought it was fun. Apparently, people thought so too, back then. That's why they made a home Pong console, so you could play it at home. And then, there was another one! And another one! And another one! And another one! And another one! And another one! There was like, nine million fucking Pong consoles! A Pong console can refer to any game system made in the '70s that didn't utilize cartridges. Instead, they had one built-in game, which was Pong. Sometimes, they included different variations, certain kinds of updates, but it's mind-blowing to think that such a simple game could have inspired so many pieces of hardware to play it. So, just for shits and giggles, we're gonna take a look at all the Pong consoles which I happen to own. This right here is the Tournament 1000 by Unisonic. Unfortunately, this one doesn't work, but with game consoles this old, that's something you have to expect. From what we can assume, you can select between four different kinds of Pong. And over here, it looks like the game didn't even have the technology of keeping score, so you have to do it manually, which is pretty shitty. Even the most basic Pong games kept score. The controllers slide out right here. Now that's what you call "a basic controller". Next, the APF TV Fun. That's a great name, isn't it? The console's got that wooden paneling, and it's shaped like some kind of spaceship. The controllers are like cylinders. You move the paddle by turning this thing right here. This game is your basic Pong. This little switch here changes the type of Pong. One thing that's typical about Pong consoles is that the sound effects never come through the TV. They come from a built-in speaker on the console itself. I guess you can say it's similar to the Wiimote, how certain sound effects come out of it. Next, the Wonder Wizard. Looks like a slab of wood with game dials thrown on it. It was literally built from a Magnavox Odyssey, using the same circuit board and part of the plastic casing. Also, it uses the same video connector. It's the most bizarre thing I've ever seen, and as far to my knowledge, it only exists on the Odyssey and the Wonder Wizard. This might be a good time to bring up that most of these old consoles have a connector that looks like this. You have to plug them into a box and then screw the box into your TV. But I say get yourself one of these, plug it into the coaxial input on your TV, plug the game in, and tell that box to go fuck itself! However, the Odyssey and Wonder Wizard, with this fucking weird shit, you have no choice but to use a box. And even worse, it has to be a special box that takes this crap. And after all that, you're lucky if the picture comes in clear! Channel 3, channel 4, what the fuck? The left paddle won't stop flickering, and the right paddle doesn't even exist! Where is it? Where is it? And speaking of weird hookups, the worst of all is the RCA Studio II. Technically, it's not a Pong console because it uses cartridges, but when the hell am I ever gonna talk about this thing? Typically, any game system will use two wires, one for the AC adapter, and one to plug into the TV. But then there's shitty consoles like this that think they're being cutting-edge by combining both the wires into one. In other words, both the video connector and AC adapter plug into the same box, which then plugs into the TV. Again, forcing you to use a box, and to unscrew it every time you want to play a different game system. So, technically speaking, the video signal is traveling up this wire, and then the electricity coming from the wall socket is coming back through the same wire. I don't even understand how that works! The only other system I know that does that is the Atari 5200. We all know how much ass that thing sucks! One last thing to say about the RCA Studio II, it doesn't even have any external controllers. Two players would have to huddle around and use the keypads. Man, if there was an RCA Studio I, I'd hate to see it. Next, the RadioShack TV Scoreboard. Looks like a remote for a TV, with a Siamese twin. Pull this off, you give it to your friend, say "Fuck you, this is all you get." "Look at me, I got all this shit. I'm in control, motherfucker!" Ugh, why does the ball keep going through the paddle? Serve, reset, reset, serve...I'm playing Ghost Pong! Oh, there's color? All of a sudden, the color comes on? The Sears Super Pong Telegames. Simple enough. Two little knobs for controllers. Works alright. Basic Pong. You got four different kinds of Pong. Like, what the hell is this? Reverse Pong? Okay, now what's this? Asshole Pong? That's not fair! Colorsport VIII. Now this is badass-looking. The controllers pop out the sides, like that. Two more controllers plug in, so I guess you could have four players. Got all these switches here, four different games, Handball, hockey, tennis, skeet. Okay, what's going on? All they do is change color? Hockey's red, tennis is blue, is that it? I don't even know if this thing's working right. Ricochet. Well, this is excessive. Instead of two controllers, let's have two consoles. Aside from the clunky design, the game works okay. Except the right controller's a little jittery. That's what happens. The thing about these Pong consoles, and one of the things that makes them so fun to play, is that the paddles move so fluently. It's like an analog control that doesn't exist in games today. The downside is that they break easily, and sometimes you get this jittery movement. This yellow bastard here is called the TV4 Four-Way Video Game. Rolls right off your tongue. Well, you already know how I feel about these accursed boxes. How do you think I feel that this one is permanently attached to the fucking game console? These things come from Hell. These forks at the end might as well be the Devil's pitchfork. One of them's chewed off, so I have no way of connecting it to the TV. And I have no way of replacing the box! You think that makes me happy? (laughs slightly) It doesn't! [crash] Another one I can't play is the Color TV Game 6. It was made by Nintendo in 1977. Pretty cool. It was only released in Japan, which is why it won't work on my American TVs. I've heard something about turning the channel to 95, but none of my TVs go any higher than 82. Apparently, it has six games, and two players would have to grapple for the controls. Nintendo had an updated version with 15 games and detachable controllers. Here's the Volley VI, fresh in the box. Ah, that stained white color, tasteless wood grain. It reeks with age. The controllers dismount, and you got a nice tray to hold your beer. Fuck, almost. The games are pretty typical, it's your average Pong, with one exception - it's got some gun games! I don't have the gun that goes with it, but as you can see on the box, it was some serious shit. This is an example of a Pong console that uses batteries. That's another thing I need to mention, it's always C batteries, but you have the option of using an AC adapter. Now, tell me, what would you rather do? Run to the store to get some C batteries to play your Volley VI, or just plug it in the wall? The only problem is that a lot of these Pong consoles did not include the AC adapter. Now, I don't know if that's because people lose them, or they break, but judging from the box, and just the fact that batteries are an option, I imagine a lot of times they didn't include it. Now, what are you gonna do with batteries? Play it at the fucking beach? Did Pong consoles have some kind of deal with the battery companies to sell more fucking batteries? Alright, this is the Magnavox Odyssey 4000. In between the Odyssey and OdysseyΒ², which were cartridge-based, Magnavox made a whole bunch of Pong consoles, naming them after the thousand digits. The biggest innovation here is that you can move in any direction, rather than just straight up and down. The Fairchild Channel F was another innovation. It's a cartridge-based console, but it includes a great Pong game. The controllers were the most complicated yet, and it takes some time getting used to, but when you do, it's awesome. Rocking the stick moves the paddle in any four directions. Twisting and turning changes the angle the paddle's facing. Pushing and pulling moves the goalie up and down. If you play it with a friend, it makes for a busy and intense game of Pong. This is the Coleco Telstar. Once again, the controllers are built on the console. There's three settings, tennis, hockey, and handball. It's another basic Pong console. At last, we have the Coleco Telstar Arcade. Look at this mess. A steering wheel, a gun? What madman came up with this? Believe it or not, it actually uses cartridges. Have you ever seen a cartridge like this? A silver triangle that snaps onto the top of the console? On one side, you have a regular Pong game. On the other, you have a racing game. The lever controls your speed, and the wheel steers your car vertically on the screen. It's kinda cool. The gun game is like trying to shoot falling stars. It's impossible, but the gun's probably broken, so who knows? Well, that's Pong for ya. All these different consoles goes to show how such a simple game could become such a hot-selling franchise. I could see people thinking 30 years ago, "Wow. Pong. This is where it's at. It ain't gonna get any better than this." "Now what's this here, this Xbox 360? Some modern game system?" "I don't know, maybe it has advanced graphics. Might even be in color. Let's check it out." [rock music]
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Channel: Cinemassacre
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Keywords: angry video game nerd, avgn, angry video game nerd 89, avgn 89, angry video game nerd pong consoles, avgn pong consoles, avgn pong, angry video game nerd pong, pong consoles
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Length: 12min 0sec (720 seconds)
Published: Mon Jul 18 2011
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