POLICE Officers Share Most 𝐈𝐦𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐯𝐞 Criminals

ass credit police officers have read it what criminal actually impressed you with their criminal skills I locked up a guy a few years ago and he had an unusual crime on his criminal history theft of an ATM I asked him about it and he told me he was with four others and they all turned up at a local bank in overalls with a large truck they asked for the manager and told him we are here to repair the 80 and the manager helped them load the ATM onto the truck full of cash and they drove away he got snapped when his girlfriend got mad and turned him in saw this one on one of those police chase shows police dashcam showed the car in front of him was swerving all over the road in the middle of the night he followed him for a while then flipped on the lights to pull him over guy pulls over and before the cop can do anything he turns off the car gets out throws his keys into the woods cracks open a brand-new fifth of vodka and chugs the whole thing down cut to the interview of the actual criminal with his voice and face obscured he said he had already had multiple duis and had become something of an expert on drunk driving laws he took advantage of a loophole wherein the cop didn't have time to see if he was actually drunk behind the wheel of the car chugging the vodka right there would immediately have an effect on any sobriety testing he hadn't opened the vodka in the car so no open container infraction and he made sure his keys were most definitely out of reach so there was no way that he could be operating a vehicle under the influence didn't know whether or not to be impressed or disgusted with his drunken ingenuity although no skill was really involved arrested a kid for stealing a car he confessed and told me that he'd be straight up with me he was walking through a parking lot and saw a lady drop her car keys and keep walking he said that's her fault for not paying attention grab the keys and took off in her car he lamented that he knew he'd get stopped eventually but didn't think we'd stop him so quickly when I asked if he had a driver's license he smiled and said he was planning to take the car he stole to the DMV so he could take his driving test we both had a good laugh at that he said I ruined his plans look if you had one shot one opportunity to seize everything you ever wanted in one moment would you capture it or just let it slip a fire marshal once told me about his menaces a fire but naturally apparently the arsonist had a thing for burning old barns never a building that was in use always an old abandoned one anyway his modus operandi was to take a balloon filled with accelerant like gasoline or kerosene and suspended by a string at 20 foot plus off the ground under the balloon he'd light a candle and start the balloon swinging on a long arc he'd have a good 20 plus minutes before the arc of the swing slowed enough that the candle would ignite the balloon the balloon ignites the accelerant is spread evenly across all surfaces and the balloon string and candle disappear in the fire it was like the entire interior of the structure caught fire at the same time with no trace as to how he said it was damn near the perfect crime until some cop happened to notice a car parked in a field a mile away and thinks to jot down the license-plate number once had a guy who shoplifted on an industrial scale he stole hundreds and sometimes thousands of pounds worth of merchandise from a particular well-known high street clothing store every day he'd go to different branches all over the country UK obviously he spoke nicely and was smartly dressed he just used to fill up bags with high-value products and walk out he had a warehouse type unit somewhere police never found it with his own till because he would generate till receipts for these items and go back to return them at a different branch and get cash refunds he was at it for years made enough to put his kids through private school when he got caught he was jailed for about a year a shoplifting sentencing guidelines are absurdly low when he came out he got back on it police still couldn't find his base he was being investigated and was on bail one occasion when he answered his bail at the police station the police had a six-man surveillance team ready to tail him and back down the warehouse he was using he lost them within two minutes of leaving the station when he came for trial based on the CCTV evidence we had from the various shops the case got thrown out the footage wasn't good enough to make out his features exactly and the officer who purported to identify him hadn't followed procedures after he was thus acquitted he was due to be investigated for some other matters but he gave the police and security the slip from the court before he could be arrested even I was impressed and I was prosecuting him had a guy when I first started would twist locks the art of twisting a lock works mainly in businesses that secure their double front doors using a deadbolt style lock he would use a tool to twist this lock and in turn open the doors guy probably got away with 25 businesses before he was finally busted he later said his style of Breaking and Entering worked so well because the alarm systems have a set delay when opening a business say 30 seconds given the glass wasn't broken large movements were observed by the system it would act as if the store we are opening and give the employee time to reset the alarm those thirties were plenty for him to get in get to the register and leave we get a call reporting that the phone system of major UK bank has been hacked and that the caller has had several thousand pound stolen from their account as a result seemed unlikely but officers went round to see what had happened obviously the bank's system was fine but scanners had done something fairly clever turns out that there is a way in the UK of keeping a phone line open when only the recipient hangs up the scammers called the victim and pretended to be from the bank before asking for account details victim was suspicious so hung up and called the bank back at their real telephone number however the scammers held the line open and played a dial tone down the line so the victim thought that she was making a new call then they played a ring ring sample before a new scanner answered a call and took the details pretending to be the bank I've heard of it a few times since in the press but the first time I came across it was on duty and no one had any idea what was going on not a cop nor the criminal but in the Blue Mountains of NSW Australia my now deceased uncle went on a string of armed robberies where he would run into a store with a gun then shove the attendant against the wall and superglue their hands to the wall before stealing the money in the cash register he had no intentions of using the gun and it was actually never loaded he just thought it would be funny to glue people to the wall and steal their shirt smartest criminal suspects would go door to door saying he was with Publishers Clearing House he would tell people they were one of several finalists he then explained he would need their name date of birth and social security number to verify who they were after that he would ask what house they weren't home so they could ensure if the victim won the prize they would be home naturally he will break into their homes when they weren't home and steal all their valuables to top it off he would steal their identity and open a bunch of credit card / payday loans in their names afterwards after over 50 cases I finally caught the guy made off with over a half million dollars in three months before he was caught dumbest criminal suspect was robbing a gas station late at night suspects pointed a gun at the cashier demanding money the cashier was surrounded by plexiglass all around cashier refused to give suspect the money and hit the panic alarm which locked the door suspect was angry and fired a shot at the cashier the bullet ricocheted off the plexiglass and struck him in the forehead the bullet knocked him unconscious but didn't penetrate the skull as I arrived the bullet was still protruding from his forehead and he was knocked out he got 99 years for his stupidity the best part was the cash register only had $60 in it I'm a police officer but the story is actually from my dad who was a lawyer he had a couple of guys who had scratch-built an ATM this would have been back in the eighties before the days of skimmers and cameras to clone car so they built their own ATM and installed it in a wall on a public street in order to collect card details to use later on I don't know if it actually dispensed money I'm guessing it just showed an error message he told me that very occasionally he had come across criminals who had worked so hard for their spoils that he felt they had kind of earned them these guys were his example he was also confused that two people smart enough to do this chose not to make an honest living in Italy there was always an urban legend of this happening with a guy behind the fake ATM facade who would take people's cards read their codes as they put them in then put their card into the real machine behind him take out the maximum and give them back the lower amount that they wanted they would put the facade up on the weekends when the banks were closed I heard the story in the 90s and supposedly it took the bank's a while to figure out what was going on friend's dad was a cop three to four years ago my friend's dad had the duty of patrolling the streets to make sure there was no criminal activity after a long day he was called by a distressed man who had left his car keys inside his new mercedes-benz and after trying for two hours Ashley both realized there was no way God to call the company to get it out which would result in a 200 dollar bill luckily for that owner of the car a suspiciously looking man walking down the street told him he would do it for him for $20 my friend's dad in the owner seemed skeptical but honestly couldn't give a [ __ ] so they let him after being tired of their attempts the guy in less than two minutes went to the top of the car punched the roof extremely hard then bumped the driver seat door and voila it opened the owner gave the guy his 20 bucks and off he went two weeks later the cop arrested the guy for stealing a car edit if I remember what my friend told me correctly the guy told the police officers of how he did it and he detailed something about how the Merced's model had a specific switch under the roof I think it was the role of a sensor used to detect if the car has rolled over or not to open the doors the guy just knew his Merced as I guess one of the guys I know escaped from a new prison by climbing the fence he was always great at climbing things he would get to the tops of pine trees no trouble when he was running from the police helicopter he had underneath a shed with hay bales inside it this gave off a heat signal so they couldn't pick up where he was he walk / man the same loop this was to make the dog handlers think the dog had got onto a false positive he was found hiding in someone's cupboard eating their food about two weeks after escaping from prison was he asked a rule not a police officer attorney but this one is pretty good we had a guy who ran one of those we buy your gold places typically he did a moderate business but it just wasn't enough for the lifestyle he wanted so he decided to rob a better jewelry store he found one that sold only very high quality jewelry and was about 300 miles away from his house he visited them one day and got the name of the safe they used noted the type of alarm cameras et Cie then went home and bought the exact same safe he spent months planning how to break into the safe without possibly tripping the alarm but he wasn't having an luck he was dedicated kept working on it and finally came up with a plan he got his brother and another person I can't remember relation and they turned off their cell phones at home then drove to the store got there in the middle of the night they climbed onto the roof cut a hole in the ceiling and purposefully tripped the alarm they put the ceiling tiles back and laid down on the roof the owner came and the police came the owner checks out the store nothing looks wrong police haven't seen anyone so the owner decided his alarm must have malfunctioned he turns off the alarm because hey he'll be back here in a couple hours to open sends the officer away and he goes home the thief's able to hear the system is disabled from his hiding spot then opens hole in the ceiling again they casual cap drop into the business and basically wiped the place out estimates ran around four to six million in gold they take all the gold home way he starts to slowly mix it in with his regular business he melts all the gold down to sell so it's not like the pieces can be identified they generate some fake business receipts but lots of his transactions are cash based and a small business keeping sloppy records is nothing new meanwhile the jewelry store owner feels like a complete idiot and the cops only find one loan cigarette butt inside no prints they must have worn gloves this police also get a security image from a business outside of a black truck coming and going at the right time but the license plate is obscured and the thieves are covered up enough the poor quality camera can't catch much that's helpful I believe the cigarette came back with a partial match to one of the sidekicks now mind you a partial DNA matches pretty mediocre evidence at best even though juries love love love even partial DNA that gets the police looking in the right direction the IRS has noticed a thief doubled his income that year and then the next year had a slump but somehow managed to buy a whole heaping lot of stuff with cash that had to be unreported he bought a Land Rover some sports car can't remember type a 400 K house a 30 K pool all with cash that was unaccounted for a check of cellphone records had one of the cell phones pinging about an hour away from the crime scene and the middle of the night and the truck he had was the same type of truck that showed up at the scene because one of them turned his phone on and called his wife to tell her he was out with said guys but at a bar it was a lot of little things but it was enough altogether to make a pretty decent case and a jury convicted him a trial edit there are some other evidentiary pieces I know I can't remember but overall he did a surprising amount of planning but just got too excited with his spending / laundering of gold you have been visited by the Norton the ante hacker dog Oh all who try to hack you will be given a frightened but only if you comment keep me safe tech dog go

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Length: 15min 7sec (907 seconds)

Published: Tue May 28 2019