Please Don't Destroy - Roast - SNL

>>> I THINK MY DOG IS ADDICTED TO ADDERALL. >> HELLO. >> DAKOTA! WHAT'S UP? >> HOW ARE YOU? >> WE ARE SUCH BIG FANS. >> ARE YOU KIDDING? I'VE SEEN ALL YOUR VIDEOS. >> ARE YOU SERIOUS? >> YES. THEY'RE REALLY -- NOT FOR ME. >> WHAT? >> NOT HOW I EXPECTED YOU TO COME IN HERE. MUST BE THAT DRY SENSE OF HUMOR. WE HAD AN IDEA FOR YOU. >> YEAH. BASICALLY, ONE OF US WOULD PLAY YOUR BOYFRIEND AND -- >> SORRY. THAT'S THE FIRST FUNNY THING YOU'VE EVER SAID. >> THAT WASN'T A JOKE. >> SO IS IT LIKE A MAKE-A-WISH THING? DOES MY CHARACTER HAVE BRAIN DAMAGE? >> DID WE DO SOMETHING TO OFFEND YOU? >> NO. I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO MEET THE LONELIER ISLAND. >> ALL RIGHT. LET'S DO IT THEN. >> IT'S ON NOW. >> YEAH, IT'S LIKE THAT. >> WELL, HEY, I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO MEET THE STAR OF "MADAME WEB." CAN YOU INTRODUCE ME TO SYDNEY SWEENEY? >> WHAT'S HER SUPERPOWER? WHISPERING IN MONOTONE? >> HOW DOES IT FEEL TO BE IN THE LEAST VIRAL TAYLOR SWIFT VIDEO SHE'S HAD? >> DO YOU STILL HAVE TO AUDITION, OR DO THEY GIVE YOU THE PART AS SOON AS AUBREY PLAZA SAYS NO. >> I CAN TELL BY LOOKING AT YOU YOU GUYS LOVED HAMILTON. >> NO, WE DO NOT. >> HEY, I LOVE THAT YOU'RE STILL DOING BANGS. VERY OBAMA FIRST TERM. >> THAT'S ALMOST AS FUNNY AS THE MOVIE YOU MADE THAT NO ONE SAW. >> MORE PEOPLE SAW IT THAN "DADDIO." >> IS "DADDIO" WHO YOU CALLED TO GET YOUR JOB. >> YOU WANT TO DO THE PARENT THING? >> NOT REALLY. NEPO TRUCE? >> NEPO TRUCE. >> A FOOT IN THE DOOR AND SO MUCH MORE. >> I HATE WITH YOU GUYS DO THAT. >> I DON'T KNOW WHY WE'RE INSULTING EACH OTHER. I'M GENERALLY A BIG FAN OF YOURS. I LOVED BIGGER SPLASH. IS THAT WHAT YOU HOPED IT WOULD MAKE IN THE BOX OFFICE? >> LET'S GO! >> WHAT'S IT LIKE LOOKING LIKE THE LAST THREE GUYS A LESBIAN SLEEPS WITH BEFORE COMING OUT? >> NICE. YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO DO A LOT BETTER THAN -- >> THIS IS MY IMPRESSION OF THE ONLY LINE PEOPLE WILL CARE ABOUT THIS SHOW. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE. >> WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY? I WAS JUST LOOKING AT YOUR MOVIE'S 40% ON ROTTEN TOMATOES. >> I'M GOING TO CHANGE THE CUE CARDS SO YOU SAY THE N WORD DURING YOUR MONOLOGUE. I'M SO SORRY ABOUT THAT. >> I'M SORRY TOO. I DON'T KNOW WHY I SAID ANY OF THAT. I WAS JUST TRYING TO RIB YOU GUYS. >> THAT MAKES ME FEEL BETTER. >> THANK GOD. WE'RE HUGE, HUGE FANS. >> WE LOVE YOU. >> SERIOUSLY, I THINK YOU GUYS ARE AWESOME. I'VE ALWAYS LOVED WORKAHOLICS. >> I HATE YOU!

Channel: Saturday Night Live

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Length: 3min 4sec (184 seconds)

Published: Sun Jan 28 2024