They Got Mad At Us For This Lol

damn austin [ __ ] texas [Music] i'm back in austin gonna be here for about a week it feels weird to be back uh it's been four months that i've been in la and uh i can see why austin is way better you know what i probably [ __ ] up i think the keys are in the hotel room uh do you want me to go yeah can you i always do this i always forget one thing you dropped my number here we go dennis with the number dennis with the horrible pickup lines oh my god drop that extra small condom right there oh my god dude i wish we had women like that in mexico they're dennis you are so horny right now i'm gonna put it oh my shoe came off i don't know why that was so dramatic people always assume it's tick-tock we have a [ __ ] cinema rig and they they guess tick tock look what we're filming with and she said tick-tock imagine there's like a whole movie set they have like a crane shot and like [ __ ] drones and is this is this for a tick-tock yeah right here yeah this there's a steezy cane uh no shoes do a kick flip with what board no i'm not who said i was going off the bridge with this dude i'm wearing like running shoes right now can you do it holy [ __ ] your feet are white i know right do it [ __ ] oh my god that was pretty impressive i feel like it's nothing uh full moon bro full what full moon bro well like show my ass yeah when the fanshawe that she's these ass everyone wants to see that bro he has the only fantasy hey i'll pay a hundred bucks for that oh my god dude what the [ __ ] my fans are weird uh i wouldn't say no because that's like child pornography [Music] flip oh my god what did he say what did he say he said what happened dude did it why is my ass wet what the [ __ ] dude i got scammed yeah maybe this just has to charge that's that's a pretty logical reason you remember when you pissed in my car oh yeah and you pissed on my car too did i piss on your car yeah remember when you were drunk and you were pissing on the tire oh [ __ ] dude not on my car dude dude you're literally taking a piss on my tire right now damn this is so sad this is where i would film all my pranks and now look at it it's all empty damn dude like right now all of this would be so packed do you guys still need the pumpkins uh we will be done with the pumpkins um at uh help me do you think i could take one right now oh right now yeah um i just want it right now yeah i mean i could pay for it what are you doing as long as you're not smashing it in my closet while i'm decorating good yeah yeah all right imagine thank you for feeding me uh i'll figure it out okay what are you gonna do with the pumpkin uh i'ma [ __ ] it i'm gonna cut a hole in and [ __ ] it [Music] damn i need a break i need a break it cracked bro that should push me to the floor hello do you want my pumpkin sure is there something wrong with it no i just uh yeah do you want my pumpkin i am going somewhere so i can't carry it okay but thank you okay that's fine i'll just go [ __ ] myself you can speak it into existence manifestation law of attraction hey a for effort oh huh clouds uh it's my pet spider it's not real though thanks so much for that nice to meet you what's your name lily i'm steezy nice to meet you [Music] hey um i'm gonna use the restroom can you guys watch my computer yeah thank you [ __ ] [ __ ] don't say [ __ ] don't say [ __ ] oh my god [ __ ] whoa what's going on here so this guy like fell and he spilled his drink all over here trying to dry it up so holy [ __ ] he just stepped all over the place man i'm so sorry my friend is getting a napkin for you oh my god sorry we tried to dry it off when we could oh my god does not work is it broken i told you guys to watch it i'm sorry are you serious i'm gone for like two minutes maybe don't do that i'm sure you can take it it's fine i i got it surprisingly it still works where am i going to find a broken computer yo uh i'm going to go to the restroom can you guys watch my computer all right thank you yeah you guys see where that kid went you went to the bathroom i'll tell him when i see him you better have my [ __ ] money dude he has only 500 it's [ __ ] [ __ ] [Music] what the [ __ ] he walked on your thing oh my god is it not working no no i turned it off you're good um you're supposed to turn it off and put it in rice yeah but if you spilled a drink on it it's probably not going to work who's who who did this i told you guys to watch it i mean how did that how did this happen oh my god [Music] oh my god come here little [ __ ] [ __ ] you smelling power right on my computer huh you know actually uh i was mad but i forgot that this is my sugar daddy um so yeah he threw that neck so but yeah man this is probably like two more ram jobs two more room jobs and you'll be able to pay this off sweet it's a dummy laptop so we know yeah it just wasn't fine harmless prank [ __ ] no bum in on it i'm in on it yeah yeah it's just a dummy like i don't want to be in someone's video okay there's a center thing noted blurt her face okay anybody else who wants to faceboard i actually have 300 subscribers yeah yeah yeah hope you guys have a good day hope i didn't ruin it because it was my laptop not yours but dude you can't just store it you can't distort human empathy yeah you can you are right you are right i'm manipulating people's feelings towards my laptop i don't know people care about my laptop that much i thought this guy was russian i am russian okay i'll make a sentence for you um that's what you get for having a small dick you [ __ ] this guy's struggling just say whatever you want it could literally be do you want to get ice cream tomorrow nobody's going to know what it means but make sure to call me a [ __ ] and then [ __ ] yeah foreign what the [ __ ] i don't even know what he said does anybody know russian oh my god why is he taking photos like that do you uh do you need a computer to edit those photos no i'm good especially on that you could you could edit on this i'm good this has like a five 5.6 mega mega chip it's really fast it has light room and it edits really quickly it has like 32 gigabytes of ram i'll take venmo catch up paypal no you sure yeah it's pretty good deal [ __ ] all right maybe next time look how she's taking those photos she she knows what she's doing hey this is my friend he's russian wait what wait what'd you say me and you will start the fire what is what does that mean basically we both are so attracted then we'll start the fire brush your laughs you like that trust me i think she laughed because she was confused i'm a deep big dream i'm a focus my big big dream all right all right i'll [ __ ] with you no you can only have one which one would you prefer a big dick or big dreams big dreams [ __ ] [ __ ] yeah yeah big dreams all day bro you dropped my phone number what's your snapchat he's rushing he's did you just you just pet her head oh [ __ ] you went like this i have a question would you guys rather have big boobs or big dreams big boobs are big dreams big boobs [Music] what am i gonna do with dreams because it's your passions it's what you're going after how about me and you will start the better dreams [Music] this guy's trying so hard oh [ __ ] my mask [Music] bro what are you doing there's horse [ __ ] on the floor look at that there's horse [ __ ] all right put me down bro put me down no no not here not here not on the [ __ ] i love that biggest guy it's always working what are you saying are you dropping my phone number bro that is terrible dude i got like this girl i've seen it work i've seen it you've seen it work really well yeah is it backed by data tell me another one of your pick-up lines one of my pick-up lines tell me another one well you want to know how about my cowboy girls yeah yeah yeah have you ever just a european guy before no and i'm not doing it today damn bro hey damn you weren't going to eat it actually i can't believe i just did that there was horse [ __ ] on the floor you dropped it wait what about that pizza but you dropped it you ate my pizza you won you weren't gonna eat it [Music] she wasn't gonna eat it it was on the floor i can't believe i just did that [ __ ] it was in the moment i picked up the pizza instantly regretted it yeah it's literally in the horseshit yeah [Music] you can't you can't dwell on the past it smells like bad odor like literally armpits acids you really just made me smell a girl you're right you're right it was am i right it was pretty bad welcome to another episode of cringe [ __ ] let's listen to some terrible freestyling freestyle [Music] and this [ __ ] is kind of drunk and i don't know her and that was [ __ ] terrible taught the guard i want [ __ ] the devil dropping my spaceship old [ __ ] with a facelift got old money one new dick and i supply her i had a hole inside my hoping not full of fire i don't tell my business to these [ __ ] friday wire crazy stars you can get me judging with the pilot deal can you spit a quick freestyle don't punch my phone you would eat food off the ground yeah you didn't give my mama of course remember she had to pay that child support now i got the baby now abort oh damn i ain't a rapper but i'm a rapper he said uh i'm not a rapper but i'm a rapper bars she wants to jump you for stealing her pizza jump queen yeah like i said like five dollars you said you wanted to jump me no she said you wanted to jump me you stole my pizza off the ground she sounds kind of mad i'm 16. you can't punch me you're 16. yeah what i'm 19. you can't punch me i'm not going to go to jail [ __ ] i'll fight you [ __ ] well punch me you'll go to jail why did you eat it because i was hungry i'm hungry you can still eat it it's right there wait are you actually mad no no [ __ ] [ __ ] [Music] i was nothing at all i ain't never home because you let me [ __ ] the world [Music] don't be mad don't be mad don't be mad are you up now it's just us give me that oh [Music] crying on the inside black friday special out now the whole store is 20 off there's hoodies masks beanies and hats they're all black i [ __ ] lost the beanies and hats so unfortunately they couldn't be in the video but yeah the whole store is 20 off even the blue hoodies the shirts and the blue hats everything 20 off so go buy it the hoodies are only available till the end of november so get them when you can purchase your merchandise at stz.com and uh yeah we shot this whole [ __ ] skit in like four hours ah let's go people say let's go let's go where i need to stop [ __ ] saying that with you

Channel: Steezy Kane

Views: 1,438,209

Keywords: isaiah shepard, steezy kane, steezy, stezzy, stezzy kane, cheezy steezy, funny, comedy, austin texas, university of texas vlog, university of texas prank

Id: u3obK-7zs3I

Length: 18min 5sec (1085 seconds)

Published: Tue Nov 24 2020