Patty Mayo Funny Moments P4

grandma knows he doesn't tell me okay I'm with the bill bucks go buy a vest oh not this one listen no Jeep is it to print that on about listen toll if you have a problem we can call the police they can go down here and verify the whole thing it's how we're out that's not where we're at okay listen you go drink your butt inside and relax yep and go drink your buddy relax lady I model up and you don't get off of my let me do my job I'm talking to Bob right now god okay it up I'm having a heart-to-heart with Bob we're gonna harass you in a second if you don't shut them up and get back I have no problem let you go exactly I do have divert to cuff you because I'm detaining you for safety right now you're being detained for officer safety secondly okay here's the deal I know I understand that you don't want to tell me where is you wanna be a rat or whatever but here's the deal if I find him that means you knew he was here and I will arrest you for harboring a fugitive it's a felony it's a two-year felony so understand that before you make another statement and just let me know do you know where he is actually I'm gonna get the off your property right now face that way which way did I just point look we're on point just like what face that way turn you dude I will put you to sleep cut them again unless you want some of the smoke bro you want the smoke face the house you know what let's just hey pretty sure shoot bend him over the counter so I'll get my baton if you want to uh take care of that you can do that yeah that way you want anyone see that little family affair here guys let's walk back all right guys that's gonna do it for this one is he still still with this dude I'm gonna love this girl beat your bro well you know he's still fighting we're trying to let him go is the problem we're literally trying to let him out of custody and he will not stop fighting us all right let's go all right guys that's gonna do it for this one this crazy [ __ ] is gonna go to jail he's gonna work off his hi I'm patty melts my partner Chandra we'll see you on the next one you wanted to kick this girl's for no reason yes I really just don't want to break anything more on this truck every time I touch it I'm breaking you broke something what'd you break I don't know let's just we're gonna find out but I do know how to press the buttons now so that's good that's nice learn would you break up my truck you okay oh I guess you could take backdoor on this one then that's disgusting so today we are setting up to go apprehend James and David here's a funny thing they got caught hanging out with a co-conspirators aka each other so we know from a snitch I mean an informant that both of them are residing at a house about a quarter mile from us right now so we're going to go on over there to a little knock and pop as long as we see them together that's violation of the bond and it will be instantaneously revoked you read it too double and the money on this one comes from the forfeiture of their 10% payment it's $100,000 total cash bond between both of the 50k each so they both put up 5,000 total for the bond no payments in this one they're all paid up if we find them together we get 90 percent bail bondsmen retains 10% of the 10% but we are getting nine grand on that once 4504 at 7,000 for me and 140 grand for me awesome good math fantastic numbers Dave and Jake at the lake get some cake I got a rake a break-in rake for your face maybe for your front door cuz you're raw you want some more that's rum here for lady get out of here you're pissing me off quite wild you pissing me off get out of here you know what thank you you get that back later goodbye goodbye hey but why don't you come to the front door before I can kick it in oh we're coming in why don't you come outside before your child ends up in CPS oh we didn't oh we could do that did we oh he hung up on me look okay isn't your child in the car okay I'm gonna let your wife and child back in the house in one second once it clears out of smoke okay give any weapons any there or anything that they need to know about oh I'm just talking about weapon that maybe your child might get hurt on when she goes inside no okay just a big old giant [ __ ] in the bathroom okay sounds good you guys go jokesters huh yeah only thing is the joke is that hairline bro all right that's gonna do it for these two [ __ ] as you can see we had to basically destroy their house in order to get them out that's that's their God doing that's their problem and they're going to go down to jail we're gonna go to lunch and his poor wife is going to be left to clean up the mess remember we catch a new pair souls like the guys almost ever every single day I'm Patti male that's my partner 80 we'll see you on the next one do you hold my hand or anything on that like I reached out for it I went to grab your suit we were nope I wasn't there with you we'll see you on the net just driving just drive the time just driving just to just to just a driving driver what is Anton doing following me what the actual Chrissy doing let's go my buddy oh hey hey what's the actual are you doing going around the block why what do you want me out buddy this is a go to the maintenance building we baby Jesus I'm going okay phone yeah wait for you to call me up sorry go ahead honey it's so amazing well if you made it back to the other building I guess Larry will tell me Larry's abut what is he even doing Larry is a better partner than this guy right now I love you ice-t but I'm hanging up by the pool we don't know if this guy's drivin walking you can be flying a helicopter at this point for all we know you get in there mmm let me tell you one thing brother if you kick my door again I'm gonna deliver instant justice right via a Taser I'm letting you know right now that's the punishment for kicking a door as a Taser tap he really doesn't like the Taser as soon as that came up man but would you would you oh you're alright Oh totally fine and kidding me alright baby you little scraggly little boo-boo well hug it out want to make it better hug it out oh my god get out I feel instantly better when you were when you were in wrestling with them yeah you were grabbing them but I always just ready just get back I was just gonna pop him he's already on the ground just gonna pop him out but that's fine you can choke him to appreciate you saving to me the $35 Taser cartridge right let's appreciate that yeah get all your blood all over me you know what I'm not gonna put my phone on your phone oh I thought you blood red white and blue what's up with this oh you did looks like you bleed in h2 blood I've I definitely believe red wine blue what are you doing back there bro oh you want sit you can't get out it's a [ __ ] cage let me ask you a question do you seriously think we put all the time to put bars in the windows cages front and back just to leave the door open no probably not alright guys that's gonna do it for this one and 280 where are you Jesus Christ you know bounty hunter D didn't run around enough I can't find you you're only you're there that's all right you do I'm watching your back but I appreciate that that's gonna do it for this one remember we catch a new soul like TJ oh actually not that much so he was doing community service but then he acted like it soul so he gets called soul like TJ almost every single day I'm petty male that's my partner eighty got it right that time we'll see you on the next one

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Length: 9min 12sec (552 seconds)

Published: Mon Jun 29 2020