Pathos MTF Tryouts in a Nutshell

i'm guessing you did not read the announcement i made because one you're in the wrong outfit two you might as well just leave just leave the server i'm not joking troll you're supposed to have a black skin tone it doesn't even matter i don't know who said when you can speak all right so two people got kicked and we didn't even start yet it's pretty cool why are you [ __ ] pinging me when i literally stated it in announcements why are you picking me all right so i want you guys to make two sts's uh six in each line and you just straighten this out too uh oh yeah you you get the [ __ ] out my trout you leaf get out all right looks like somebody's gonna get booted when he gets over here i'm gonna give him the benefit of the doubt to walk all the way over here so he can get booted still waiting on one what you were you sitting over there for hello come on why you so shy come on he wants to be kicked so he is gone [ __ ] if you're selling the call you're [ __ ] okay everybody state your terms about 21 people yo am i am i like not working is my microphone not working state your [ __ ] terms one person got it right okay looks like somebody's gonna be kicked you guys can't spell chief and field did you guys pull out the people from this line that can't spell all right so i usually give people two chances to do this part because for some reason your humanoid brains you know just can't function uh fix yourself plasma immediately fix it i'm waiting for it state your terms plasma what are you sitting here for you waste my time i'm gonna just blacklist you all right you're [ __ ] have a good day i can't even spell chief that's unfortunate what a spell chief how old are you are you 12 11. english isn't your first language out of any company we've not had this many retards at the beginning so i'd really like you guys to fix yourselves up because when we're marching you guys are gonna get booted i promise you whoever the retards are in this line like the idiots and [ __ ] so green i'm gonna give you one more chance state your terms i'm gonna give you five seconds we're just gonna be okay yeah every time i get kicked [ __ ] [ __ ] all right uh any more retards all right we got another [ __ ] how do you how do you two idiots [ __ ] up everything you do like literally somebody did the same thing and then they got handcuffed for it why did you do the same thing i'm so confused like you guys are worse than [ __ ] new guys you're just plain stupid you just want to waste time like what do you want to what are you here for are you here to try out for mtf or is this like a security training like what do you what do you think this is i'm waiting for a response too from both of you all right you failed oh so you're trying out for mtf right why do you keep putting periods like are you dumb are you stupid not bad that was the only time i put one you put it like twice now i'm going to give you one more chance when i'm back in the line i got kicked out of the server i'm going to be joined back uh who's talking uh that would be me sir i don't know who's me oh you uh yeah and fred uh no not buddy you [ __ ] failed get out all right can you explain to me poke because you're just like it's literally the beginning 140. i also know you like i know you from being a [ __ ] in the on topic chats that's really the only like that's the only way i know you like you're just a fool in the chats and you act like a complete monkey so i'm just surprised that you're at these tryouts all right so you apologize poke okay correct yourself i would like to see it corrected immediately correct it oh correct it pull corrective correct [ __ ] i never seen bigger retards bigger like holy crap is this what i'm supposed to be seeing from the european regions just more retards all right now we can get to the tryout after six idiots got kicked great lucas adams listen i'm not going to say it again spell out permission to speak do not use the phrase pts okay not good huh he was given three warnings you dumb knucklehead could you shut the [ __ ] up all right stop doing pts you do it again obviously you shouldn't be touching each other either shouldn't be holding hands sniffing each other's necks okay i would like a response how many of you are from the security department you got any brain mental disabilities anything david is there anything we should know about so is there nothing is there nothing we should know about you david okay so since there's nothing we should know about you you can go ahead and leave the game if you want because clearly the point of you being in this task force trial is for us to learn about you and if there's nothing we can learn about you as of now you look like a [ __ ] so so let me repeat myself one more is there anything i should be learning from you okay what should i be learning from you you type like a [ __ ] snail [ __ ] hurry up oh my god you're wasting your whole time here i don't even know if you're gonna pass man all right is that it to not be slow is that all you want to show us during this trout okay well there's been candidates better than this company i would love for you to show a happy face and get some better [ __ ] activity on never go afk again without telling us otherwise you're gonna get booted all right hold the [ __ ] on hold the [ __ ] on where the [ __ ] is that where the [ __ ] is adam where the [ __ ] is adam what the [ __ ] did you just say huh are you are you did i not tell you earlier to fake yourself are you this dumb no shut the [ __ ] up you clearly don't know how to say permission to speak clearly because you didn't even say my name you don't know how to say permission to speak anymore are you are you like mentally ill like should you be in this trout oh so you're saying you shouldn't be in this trout no field chief right that's which that's what you should that's what you're saying right you've got four tries four you got four chances little baby chances you understand it's not a yes field chief i'm telling you you had four chances and you're standing in front of me yet again like are you this are you this sad are you just sad to be honest literally you cannot control your own roblox character this is how stupid you look right now do you understand okay so what are you here for what are you in the shroud for like you're the most dumbest [ __ ] candidate i've literally laid my eyes on if i gave you four [ __ ] attempts to not say pts and you say it again like are you dumb do you know how to spell permission to speak so you don't know how to spell permission to speak all right so try to spell it right now if you don't spell it right in five seconds you're getting the [ __ ] out the trout i'm a sergeant are you stupid do i look like a sergeant huh i look like a sergeant to you is that what i look like no okay so why did you say sergeant look this is what i'm gonna give you buddy if you leave the game right now i probably won't blacklist you so get the [ __ ] out you're the dumbest [ __ ] person i ever laid my eyes on you're [ __ ] just get out get up get the [ __ ] out get out somebody kick him david come back david david do you hear me are you in the vc so you didn't did you not hear me because i said come here you kept walking away reason why i got the line halted because you are asleep are you sleeping beauty like what are you still standing here for go go but are you dumb are you [ __ ] david get the [ __ ] back here get back here oh my god get back go back back right are you not are you not listening to orders are you like dumb like what like what is wrong with you what is in your brain you can't listen to roblox orders you can't listen to roblox orders does your mom love you does your father love you hello okay so why can't you listen to orders he literally said go along this wall go down there is it that hard okay so why are you sitting here like sleeping beauty and then you literally go down the [ __ ] ridge way that we literally said not to go are you dumb like why am i sitting here arguing with you get the [ __ ] out the trout just leave get out get the [ __ ] out get out the trout get out this way status hello i'm david i like playing roblox in other games what an idiot no wonder he's so dumb he's in the medical department how many people we have 2 4 6 8 10 12 14 14 people ladies and gentlemen we have 14 people in the tryout is literally at the first part we had 21 to begin with and seven idiots got removed so yes all right so lucas what did you do so is your leg broken in game lucas like do you need a peg laid like are you a pirate argh like are you [ __ ] so why did you step out the line hello okay so i need you to kiss the feet of this sergeant and get back in the line all right not literally idiot get in the line all right continue what department are you trying out for everybody hello i would like to hear it what lap is this nathan it's only the second second lap the second [ __ ] lap holy [ __ ] if i was british i would be spitting the dumbest insults at you [ __ ] because you guys literally this is the second lap come on and we literally have less than [ __ ] ant uh ant hill you understand literally the other companies literally had at least 20 people alpha and beta still had at least 20 people you understand at the end that i was it was at least 14 and you guys are already at 14 and it's literally the beginning of the tryout you understand it's the beginning all of those little cringy ass kids in the chat talking about oh i'm scared of this tryout yeah if one of you are here i swear to god it's over for you you're scared of [ __ ] pixels that's right ninja scared of pixels on roblox [ __ ] disgrace you're a [ __ ] that's what you are holy sh hopefully you guys are not looney tunes if i see a looney tune today you're going to get a new name and if you ever get mtf your whole nickname for your entire career within this department is going to be that exact name we had bugs bunny and daffy the duck and if we have another looney tunes today your name is gonna be marvin the martian and roadrunner that's what it's gonna be like there's some notable people in this trout like literally it's not that hard it's literally pixels on roblox but we got to go through this because you know we don't like retards we don't like idiots we don't like fools all right so this is what you got to go through why are you stopping huh why are you stopping you're literally the the back you understand your name is nikes but you're on the back you understand all right i'm gonna you're gonna just walk with me clearly your name is nikes but you're in the back like you're a disgrace to the [ __ ] company like what why fire are you on like where where do you live tell me well i'm walking with you where do you live oh you're from the united kingdom okay so why are you lagging so much and why is your name nike but you're literally all the way in the back all right that's what i would love to know do you need a thousand robux to change your name because that's false marketing are you having a thunderstorm is anything happening is your mom throwing a tantrum like what what is going on with your wi-fi to the point where i need to carry you like a little baby around this trout like i don't know how you want to try out for this department if you're literally going to get zero kills the entire time like everybody else here is going to just shred you like i hope you know that if you can't run papers normally uh i should just not nike can you run it can you run it respond to the captain can you run this game can you run this game i don't care about a sorry i don't care about you you understand that you're literally a random roblox person on this game i'm just now meeting i don't care you understand so i would like to know can you run the game can you run the game okay so now you just [ __ ] up and you can't even spell chief correctly nike nike i would give you an extra chance but you clearly aren't going to make it in this trial it's obvious so i'm just giving you the chance of your own to just leave the game like also change your names to [ __ ] sketchers because clearly you're not a [ __ ] nike you can't even run the [ __ ] game you're all the way in the back of the line and you just can't run the game so get out the tryouts just get out the server leave the game leave the game leave the game [ __ ] idiot holy [ __ ] you guys are on the last lap poke you you need to explain something to me while you're walking in this line like are you an idiot like i would just love to know that can you please tell me because literally all i've seen from you is memes that's it that's all i've seen from you like are you actually a person that i can decently talk to on roblox like are you just a hahaha mangas like [ __ ] like what are you i would love to know are you sure you're normal any dysfunctionalities with you what is your name supposed to be is there any meaning towards your name profit is that supposed to be profit or what let's wait for this one person to catch up oh my [ __ ] god looks like we're waiting on a little red riding hood what's taking you so long huh yo do you know you're left from rights do you know your left and rights lucas what side am i on right now can you answer that do you have a microphone lucas i'm assuming that that's a no because you still didn't respond in the microphone okay so you have a microphone right so why the [ __ ] did you turn into a whole different direction like what's wrong with you could i please know that in the voice call could you repeat yourself repeat yourself again i went from third person to first person but i had my camera turned the wrong way so i looked the wrong way instantly so you started walking backwards and somehow you just never figured out that you're not with the line uh i got detained when i turned okay rhythmbot and this this word that's what we need yeah why you guys are look you don't need to be sniffing his neck back up from him i just said back up i'm gonna detain look bro stop sniffing people's necks it's not hard you just need to stop alone is anybody of the lgbtq community here anybody all right just please tell me because if you are i will give you the allowance to sniff people's necks all right so do you guys have any fetishes like what's your issues this is the most disappointing company i've literally had ever congratulations all right all of you when the song plays in the voice call when you hear it you will continuously sing it until it's done [Music] i'm gonna do the same thing looks like clear let's all sing i wanna sing it all day long [Music] after a long day of camping it's nice to unwind with a nice relaxing campfire song i call it the campfire song song let's gather round the campfire and sing our campfire song [Music] and if you don't think that we can sing it faster then you're wrong but it'll help if you just sing along [Music] don't know why that's so difficult [Music] come on guys space out why the [ __ ] are you guys touching hello none of you guys said you're lgbtq so i'm so confused as to why you're touching saying the song so why wouldn't you sing it i didn't see you at least for half of that marching and she's saying one bill that song all right looks like you will be singing and then until you're finished nobody will be able to do this combat training you ready i'm gonna play it once again it's gonna be the road song all right it's one minute maybe we should just sing the road song rude rude rude rude rude road [Music] oh all day long let's all see the road songs [Music]

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Published: Thu Nov 04 2021