THEY'RE GONNA
IMPOUND THE CAR. I PAY EVERY MONTH. WAIT A MINUTE, WAIT ! DAD, SHUT UP ! I CAN ASSURE YOU, 100%,
THAT WE HAVE INSURANCE. SIR, THE INSURANCE
CARD IS OUT-OF-DATE. WE CLOSE AT 3:00. ARE YOU A COP ?
YES OR NO ? YOU HAVE AN ILLEGAL CAR
ON THE STREET RIGHT NOW. GET ANOTHER JOB,
YOUR JOB SUCKS. Captioning presented by<font color="#0000FF">
A&E TELEVISION NETWORKS</font> I COME FROM THE CLUB AFTER
SEEING, YOU KNOW, A RAPPER PERFORM,
AND MY CAR IS GONE. BEEN DRINKING ! PEOPLE GO TO THE CLUBS,
THEY'LL GO DRINKING, AND THEY'LL COME OUT,
THE CARS AREN'T GONNA BE THERE. "F," BEEP, BEEP, BEEP... SO... THE PLAN WAS TO GET
DRUNK AND HAVE FUN. ( laughing ) I APPARENTLY HAVE
VERY BAD LUCK WITH PARKING AND TOWING. IF I WASN'T AT WORK--
WHAT'S TODAY, SATURDAY ? I'D BE OUT HAVING FUN,
GOING TO THE BAR. I WOULD NOT GO OUT
THERE AND GET MY CAR TOWED. I KNOW HOW TO READ
THE SIGNS. UNBELIEVABLE. WE APPARENTLY DIDN'T READ
THE SIGNS WELL ENOUGH, SO WE GOT TOWED. AND THIS IS MY BROTHER'S
21st BIRTHDAY. HAPPY BIRTHDAY, RIGHT ? CAR TOWED,
ALL RIGHT. ♪ WELL THE PARTY MAY BE OVER
BUT I AIN'T GOING HOME ♪ I AM OFFICIALLY
HANDICAPPED. I WAS IN
A MOTORCYCLE ACCIDENT. I HAVE TROUBLE WALKING
FAR DISTANCES, SO I PARK IN
A HANDICAPPED SPOT, WHERE I DON'T HAVE
TO WALK TOO FAR. ( Thomas )
I THOUGHT IT SAID ONLY TWO-HOUR
PARKING ALL THE TIME. NO, THERE'S A BIG SIGN
RIGHT ABOVE THAT THAT SAID
"NO PARKING AFTER 10:00." YOU'D THINK
THE D.D. WOULD READ IT. ( laughing ) ON TOP OF AN $85 TAB,
WE NOW HAVE A $120-- 125. AH, $125 TAB. ( Mark )
TAKE THIS OVER
TO THAT BOOTH, AND THEY'LL TAKE
YOU BACK TO THE CAR. GET YOUR REGISTRATION
AND INSURANCE. WHO'S THE OWNER ? SHE IS. OH, SHE'S GONNA
HAVE TO GO BACK. OKAY. THOSE PEOPLE COME IN HERE
WITH A GOOD ATTITUDE. HAPPENS TO THE BEST OF US. I'M REALLY
EMBARRASSED RIGHT NOW. FOLLOW THIS OFFICER, MA'AM,
THANK YOU. MY LEG GETS REALLY
SWOLLEN WHEN I WALK FAR, AND, OF COURSE, IT LOOKS
LIKE THEY PARKED IT AS FAR DOWN AS THEY COULD. ( man )
MA'AM, YOU GOTTA REMOVE
YOUR REGISTRATION, INSURANCE OUT OF THE CAR. IF YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT
IT LOOKS LIKE, I CAN-- THIS ONE WAS
EFFECTIVE 12-21, SO THAT MEANS THAT
WON'T BE EXPIRED. WELL, 12 WOULD PUT
US IN JULY, RIGHT ? ( man )
HUH ? 12 IS THE MONTH
OF DECEMBER. RIGHT, SO SIX MONTHS AFTER
THAT WOULD PUT US IN JULY. OH, OKAY,
YEAH, YOU'RE RIGHT. WELL, JUST BRING THE WHOLE
THING THEN WITH YOU. JUST DRIVE THE CAR DOWN-- NO, NO, JUST BRING
THIS WITH YOU. WALK DOWN BACK AND
LEAVE THE CAR HERE ? YEAH, THAT'S WHAT
I'M SAYING. YOU CAN'T MOVE
THE VEHICLE NOW. THIS IS THE TWO
THAT I HAVE-- YEAH, WE JUST NEED
THE UP-TO-DATE ONE. WELL, THE ONE IN YOUR
HAND IS UP-TO-DATE. ( man )
12-21. THIS INSURANCE CARD
IS OUT-OF-DATE. I'M SURE I HAVE
ANOTHER COPY. I JUST DON'T HAVE IT
IN THIS PACKET OF THINGS THAT I WALKED A BRIEF
HALF-MILE TO GET TO, SO I CAN CALL<i>
USAA</i> IF YOU NEED THAT. I'M JUST LETTING YOU KNOW
THAT ONE OF THE CARDS IS CERTAINLY VALID. THIS CARD IS OUT-OF-DATE. ONCE YOU HAVE THE VALID ONE,
WE CAN RELEASE YOUR VEHICLE. ( Joe )
JUST CALL<i> USAA--</i> I WILL GLADLY-- WHEN YOU CALL THEM,
JUST GIVE THEM THAT FAX NUMBER, THEY'LL FAX IT OVER
AND RELEASE YOU. ( Thomas )
I REALLY CAN'T DO
ANYTHING WITH THE CAR UNTIL THEY HAVE THE UP-TO-DATE
INFORMATION SENT OVER FROM THE INSURANCE COMPANY. I GUESS I DIDN'T PUT MY UPDATED
INSURANCE POLICY IN MY CAR. IT'S A MINOR MISTAKE. SHE CAN GET IT FAXED OVER,
AND WE CAN GET HER OUT OF HERE. COULD THIS GET ANY WORSE ?
I DON'T KNOW. OH, NO, THE SYSTEM IS
DOWN FOR MAINTENANCE. YOU'RE ( bleep ), RIGHT ? ( Thomas )
WE CLOSE AT 3:00. EVERYTHING IS DEPENDENT ON THEIR INSURANCE
COMPANY RIGHT NOW. KEEPING CALLING. ( phone ringing ) THERE GOES ANOTHER TRUCK
TO SCREW SOMEBODY ELSE. ( phone ringing ) THERE'S A LOOK OF
DISDAIN ON MY FACE. I HOPE YOU SEE IT. ( phone ringing ) <i>USAA</i> IS NOT
ANSWERING THEIR PHONES. WE TRIED TO CALL
THEM THREE TIMES. I CAN ASSURE YOU, 100%,
THAT WE HAVE INSURANCE. SIR, WE NEED TO HAVE SOME
KIND OF PROOF OF THAT. IF WE CAN GET ON-LINE,
I CAN PULL IT UP AND SHOW IT TO YOU. WE HAVE NO ON-LINE
SERVICE HERE, SIR. YOU HAVE
A COMPUTER RIGHT THERE. SIR, WE DON'T HAVE
ON-LINE SERVICE. OKAY, WHAT CAN WE DO ? YOU NEED TO
HAVE IT FAXED OVER. THAT'S WHAT YOU
NEED TO DO. THERE'S NOTHING
ELSE YOU CAN DO ? THERE'S NOTHING
ELSE I CAN DO. NO. ( phone ringing ) ( woman on phone )
Welcome to<i> USAA...</i> WE'RE IN AN IMPOUND LOT, AND WE'RE TRYING TO GET
THE INSURANCE FAXED OVER. HERE'S MY SISTER. I HAVE LOW BATTERY,
JUST SO YOU KNOW. I KNOW. YES. ( Thomas )
NOW THEY'RE TALKING TO THEM
TO SEE IF THEY CAN FAX THE INFORMATION OVER TO US. HOPEFULLY, THEY HAVE
UP-TO-DATE INSURANCE. MY INSURANCE CARD
FAXED TO THE NUMBER, AND IT'S 2-1-5, YEP. ( Thomas )
THE PAPERWORK IS WHAT'S
HOLDING THEM UP, NOT US AS
THE PARKING AUTHORITY. IT USUALLY TAKES 15, 20 MINUTES
SOMETIMES AT NIGHTTIME, SO WE'LL GO FROM THERE. LOCKING THE DOORS
FOR THE NIGHT, 3:00, IT'S A GREAT FEELING. HERE WE GO. RIGHT HERE WILL
TELL US THE DATE. IT'S 12-21. ( man )
WHAT ? CAN I HAVE THAT CARD
BACK, PLEASE ? SURE. THANK YOU. DO YOU REALIZE
THE DATE THEY SENT BACK IS THE SAME THING
YOU HAVE HERE ? EFFECTIVE DATE 12-21,
JUST LIKE THAT ONE IS. THIS IS VALID
UNTIL JUNE 21st. ( crickets chirping ) SIX MONTHS PAST THAT
DATE IS JUNE 21st. THIS WOULD BE FIVE--
THE FIFTH MONTH, 'CAUSE YOU'D
BE IN DECEMBER-- ( Laura )
WHICH WOULD TAKE US TO 6-21. NO, IT WOULD TAKE YOU TO FIVE,
IT WOULD TAKE YOU TO FIVE. IT WOULD TAKE YOU TO SIX,
'CAUSE JANUARY TO JULY-- ALL RIGHT,
YOU'RE RIGHT. IT'S OKAY,
I JUST WANNA GET MY CAR AND GO HOME. THANK YOU FOR
YOUR PATIENCE. I APOLOGIZE. NO HARM, NO FOUL. TURNS OUT MY INSURANCE CARD
WAS VALID, AFTER ALL. WE JUST CAN'T DO MATH. YEAH. HERE'S YOUR INFORMATION. TAKE IT RIGHT BACK
OVER TO THE GATE. THANK YOU FOR
YOUR PATIENCE. I APOLOGIZE FOR
THE INCONVENIENCE. I REALIZE THEY'RE TIRED,
IT'S LATE. ALL'S WELL
THAT ENDS WELL. THEY'RE OPENING THE GATE. ( Laura )
WOO-HOO !
THIS IS PROMISING. VICTORY IS OURS. NEVER LET THE PHILADELPHIA
PARKING AUTHORITY DO YOUR
ACCOUNTING FOR YOU. OH, YEAH,
I CAN'T WAIT 'TIL TOMORROW. ( laughing ) I'M NOT SAYING THAT
THEY'RE FULLY HAPPY, BUT THEY LEAVE
SOMEWHAT HAPPY. IT'S ANOTHER
DAY IN THE SHOP. WAIT A MINUTE, WAIT ! THEY'RE GONNA
IMPOUND THE CAR. I CAN DEAL WITH
THE RAIN FOR THE DAY. I'M NOT GONNA COMPLAIN. 'CAUSE THE WEEKEND IS
SUPPOSED TO BE REALLY NICE. ( Steve )
OH, CRAP. ALL RIGHT, SHERRY. I REALLY DON'T
LIKE TO GET WET. OH, GOD... I'M NOT GONNA BE
AT MY BEST TODAY. WE'RE UP AGAINST SOME PRETTY STORMY, NASTY
WEATHER TODAY. SO FAR, IT LOOKS
PRETTY HORRENDOUS. IT'LL DEFINITELY BE SOME
RAINY-DAY BOOTING HERE TODAY. ♪ LET IT RAIN
LET IT RAIN ♪ ♪ DOWN ON ME ♪ THE RAIN HAS STOPPED. RIGHT NOW, ANYWAY. GET READY. ( Sherry )
GO AHEAD. DAVID, SAM, 07. I SEE A COVERED TAG
OVER THERE, SHERRY, SO I'M GONNA GO
OVER AND JUST LIFT IT UP AND SEE IF I CAN SEE
UNDERNEATH IT. SOMETIMES HE HAS
GOOD INSTINCTS. I'VE BEEN OUT
HERE FOR 25 YEARS, SO IF I CAN'T FIND 'EM,
NOBODY CAN. 85-50. OKAY... AND IT'S A HIT. I GUESS WE KNOW WHY
SHE COVERED IT THEN. NORMALLY,
WE DON'T TOUCH STUFF, BUT GARFIELD HAD-- WHAT YOU CALL THAT,
PREMONITION ? THAT IT WAS A HIT. ALL RIGHT,
IT'S ON THERE. THEY MAY HAVE THOUGHT,
SINCE IT'S A RAINY DAY, THAT WE'RE NOT GONNA
GET OUT AND LOOK AT IT. IT WASN'T A GOOD GAMBLE. GARFIELD,
WE MIGHT HAVE A HIT. OH, THEY OWE A LOT OF
MONEY, GARFIELD. LET'S TRY TO GET THIS ONE. IT'S A HEAVY HITTER,
SO WE REALLY TRY TO MOVE FAST TO GET HEAVY HITTERS
OFF THE STREETS. ( Steve )
I'M GONNA CALL THIS ONE
IN TO SEND A TOW TRUCK. 10-4, MA'AM. I'M ON LOCATION,
1900 BLOCK OF GREEN. ( woman )
10-4, Sir. WE'RE GONNA SIT HERE
AND WAIT UNTIL HE GETS HERE,
SO HE CAN TAKE THE BOOT OFF AND HE CAN TOW IT. ( thundering ) IT'S POURING,
AND HERE'S THE TOW TRUCK. ( Sherry )
GOTTA PUT
THE RAINCOAT ON. OH, LORD. THIS IS UNBELIEVABLE. HASN'T RAINED
LIKE THIS ALL DAY. WE'RE JUST LIKE THE MAILMAN. NOTHING STOPS US:
RAIN, SLEET, SNOW, THE DEAD OF NIGHT. OH, MAN. ( Sherry )
I'M TRYING TO GET
THE PAPERWORK DONE, GET BACK IN THE TRUCK. I'M HAVING A PROBLEM
'CAUSE THE PAPER'S GETTING WET. ( honking ) ( Steve )
LOOK AT THIS. WE GOT YOUR PEOPLE WHO DON'T
HAVE A LOT OF INTELLIGENCE WHO SEE A TOW TRUCK WORKING AND JUST COME RIGHT ON
DOWN THE BLOCK ANYWAY. ( honking ) YEAH, KEEP HONKING ! HONK ALL THE DAY ! GO AHEAD ! WHEN IT'S RAINING, IT JUST TAKES
A LITTLE BIT MORE TIME. PULL UP A LITTLE,
IT DIDN'T GO AROUND. OH, LORD. SOME PEOPLE,
YOU JUST CAN'T REACH. THERE IS NOTHING YOU'RE
GONNA DO BY HONKING. ( honking ) KEEP DOING IT ! YOU GOT A LOT OF BRAINS. ( honking ) WHEN THEY DO THAT, I GO SLOWER AND SLOWER
AND SLOWER. ( honking ) AS YOU CAN SEE, ALL THAT YELLING AND SCREAMING
AND CARRYING ON, IF THEY'D NOT COME DOWN
THE BLOCK IN THE FIRST PLACE, THEY WOULD'VE BEEN GONE
AND ON THEIR WAY. LOOKS GOOD. ALL RIGHT ? ALL RIGHT. I COULD WRING
MY SOCKS OUT AND GET ABOUT HALF
A GLASS OF WATER. STEVE IS A CATLIKE GUY,
HE DON'T LIKE TO GET WET. OF COURSE,
IT WASN'T RAINING UNTIL WE GOT OUT AGAIN. ( Steve )
I THINK THAT'S
MURPHY'S LAW OF RAIN. WHEN YOU'RE IN THE TRUCK,
IT'S NOT TOO BAD, AND AS SOON AS YOU
GET READY TO GET OUT, IT POURS DOWN ON YOU. WE HAVE A HIT,
IT'S A MOVER. IT'S SOME KIND OF MOVING
VIOLATION ON HERE. GEORGE, FRANK, CHARLES,
THAT'S THE RIGHT TAG ? I DON'T WANNA DO
IT IN THIS REAL RAIN. IF IT WAS JUST DRIZZLING,
I'D DO IT. OH, GARF. YOU WANT ME TO PUT
THE BOOT ON, GARF ? OF COURSE, WE ONLY GOT
20 MINUTES, SHERRY. SO I DON'T KNOW IF
IT'S THEIR CAR OR NOT. IT'S TOO LATE NOW. UH-OH, SEE ? WHAT ARE YOU DOING ? YOU KNOW,
IF THE COPS STOP HER, THEY'RE GONNA
TAKE THE CAR 'CAUSE SHE GOT
A MOVING VIOLATION ON IT. WAIT A MINUTE, WAIT ! SHE JUST,
SHE JUST... NO, NO, NO,
SHE JUST CALLED. SHE JUST CALLED. WE DON'T NEED
THE PAPERWORK, BUT WE'RE JUST
LETTING YOU KNOW. THEY STILL GOT HER
IN THE SYSTEM. OKAY, WELL, IF SHE GETS
STOPPED BY THE POLICE FOR ANY REASON,
THEY WILL IMPOUND HER CAR. NO, I DON'T KNOW WHY-- NO, NO, NO, SIR--
I CAN'T DO THAT. WHAT I'M SAYING IS--
WHAT I'M SAYING IS-- WHAT I'M SAYING IS, BECAUSE SHE'S
STILL IN THE COMPUTER, SHE'S STILL VULNERABLE
TO GETTING THE BOOT. I PAY EVERY MONTH,
$15 FOR MY LICENSE. YOU SURE THEY GOT THAT ? GO GET THE PHONE NOW AND
DO RIGHT IN FRONT OF HIM-- THEY CAN'T DO NOTHING,
THAT'S WHAT HE SAID. LOOK AT THE COMPUTER. DAD, SHUT UP ! WHAT I'M SAYING IS, UNTIL THEY GET IT IN
THE COMPUTER RIGHT, SHE'S TAKING A CHANCE. WE'RE NOT GONNA BOOT
YOUR CAR OR ANYTHING NOW, BUT WE'RE JUST TRYING
TO EXPLAIN TO HER, IF SHE'S PARKED HERE
AND SOMEBODY ELSE SEES HER, AND YOU DON'T COME
OUT IN TIME, SHE'LL GET BOOTED. ALL WE DO IS ENFORCE WHAT
THEY ASK US TO ENFORCE. SO I WOULD TRY
TO FIND OUT WHY-- I'D CALL THAT NUMBER BACK
AND SAY THAT YOU'RE STILL NOT BEING TAKEN
OUT OF THE COMPUTER. 686-1675,
I JUST TALKED TO THEM. ALL RIGHT, WELL,
I'D TALK TO THEM AGAIN, 'CAUSE YOU'RE STILL NOT
OUT OF THE COMPUTER. HAVE A NICE ONE. YOU, TOO. I'M SITTING RIGHT HERE
WATCHING TV, AND WE SEE
PARKING AUTHORITY PULL UP. THIS WAS JUST FATE THAT
GOT ON OUR SIDE TODAY. WE CAUGHT IT IN TIME,
SO EVERYTHING'S SAFE NOW. THANK YOU ! ( Steve )
FOR WHATEVER REASON,
WHY SHE'S STILL IN THE SYSTEM, IF SHE DOESN'T WATCH HERSELF, SHE'LL GET BOOTED BY SOMEBODY
ELSE, SOMEWHERE ELSE. WELL, THAT WAS
NOT AS BAD AS I THOUGHT. WE SURVIVED THE RAIN,
ANOTHER RAINY DAY. ( Sherry )
AFTER YOU'VE BEEN
COMPLAINING SO MUCH ? OH, GARFIELD. ( laughing ) ARE YOU A COP ?
YES OR NO ? YOU'RE PARKED
ON A CITY STREET WITH EXPIRED STICKERS. GET THE ( bleep )
OUT OF MY FACE. ( Brian )
COME ON, KID. ( man )
WE ALL READY TO GO ? YEAH. ( Brian )
WE CALL HIM "THE KID," MAN. CAN'T EVEN DRINK YET. ( laughing ) JUST TURNED 21 LAST WEEK. IT'S LIKE A WHOLE
NEW WORLD, BABY. ( laughing ) YOU READY, TIMMY ? ALL RIGHT, COOL. ( Tim )
HERE WE ARE
ON SOUTH STREET. SOUTH STREET CAN
GET PRETTY WILD, ESPECIALLY AT NIGHTTIME. RIGHT NOW, PEOPLE ARE STILL
SLEEPING OFF THE NIGHT BEFORE. SO IT'S KINDA MORE CHILL,
NOT TOO MUCH GOING ON. THIS HERE'S GONNA
BE A METER VIOLATION. I MIGHT WAIT A LITTLE BIT. THAT'S THEIR METER, BUT THERE'S
ALMOST TWO HOURS IN THIS ONE, SO THEY OBVIOUSLY
FED THE WRONG METER. THE PROPER WAY TO PARK WOULD'VE
BEEN TO PULL THE BUMPER UP TO THE FRONT METER THERE. THIS ONE CAR,
THE SILVER CAR, PARKING ALL MESSED UP
EARLY IN THE MORNING, IS GONNA SCREW
EVERYTHING UP FOR THE DAY. BUT AS OF RIGHT NOW, THERE'S NO OTHER
TRAFFIC ON THE BLOCK, SO WE'LL GIVE IT THE COURTESY
AND WALK PAST IT THIS TIME. ( Tim )
HOW YOU DOING ? THIS IS THE RIGHT
METER, RIGHT ? YES, IT IS. IT'S ALWAYS THE ONE
IN THE FRONT. YOU'RE FINE,
YOU CAN FEED IT. THAT'S FINE. ( Tim )
UNFORTUNATELY,
THE SILVER CAR FROM EARLIER KIND OF SCREWED
EVERYBODY UP NOW. THE CITIZEN WAS ABLE TO FIT
HER CAR IN BETWEEN, SO THE SILVER CAR
AND THE WHITE CAR ARE BOTH GONNA
SHARE THAT METER. NOW THERE'S GONNA BE SOMEONE
ELSE PULLING UP, AND THAT'S THIS<i> RANGE ROVER.</i> IF THEY PARK ON-- THE SILVER
CAR-- WILL BE TAKING OVER THAT SILVER CAR'S METER. HOLD ON, MISS !
THE ONE IN THE FRONT. WRONG METER. THIS METER. THIS WOMAN IN THE<i> RANGE ROVER'S</i>
CORRECT METER WOULD BE THE ONE THAT THE SILVER CAR MISFED. THAT WAS VERY
NICE OF YOU. OKAY, YOU SHOULD
BE ALL RIGHT THERE. THANK YOU. IF YOU CAN DO YOUR JOB
AND KEEP THE PEOPLE HAPPY, THEN YOU'RE DOING
A GOOD JOB. YOU GUYS SUCK ! THAT JUST GETS
A LITTLE AGGRAVATING, EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE. IF I GIVE YOU A TICKET
AND YOU'RE GONNA SAY SOMETHING TO ME, THAT'S FINE. I MEAN,
EVERYBODY HATES 'EM. THAT'S NOT TRUE. NOT EVERYBODY HATES US. THEY JUST WANT TO
STEAL YOUR CAR. YELL AT ME,
YOU CAN SAY WHATEVER YOU WANT. IF IT EVER GETS TO THE POINT
WHERE I GET TIRED OF LISTENING, I'LL WALK AWAY. HEY, BRO, THANKS A LOT,
THANKS FOR THE TICKET. ( laughing ) IF YOU DON'T FEED A METER
AND YOU GET A TICKET, YOU DESERVED IT. DEFINITELY PICKING UP. IT'S DEFINITELY GETTING
MORE BUSY DOWN HERE NOW. WE GOT MORE AND MORE CARS
COMING IN. IT'S ONLY GONNA GET
MORE AND MORE CROWDED, TOO. I'VE NEVER TICKETED A DUCK. I WOULD RATHER WRITE
PARKING TICKETS THAN TO BE
THE DRIVER OF THE DUCK. BE ON THE MICROPHONE, SINGING
AND DANCING ALL DAY, I DON'T KNOW HOW I'D BE
ABLE TO GET THROUGH EVERY DAY. I GUARANTEE, AFTER
ABOUT 40 MINUTES, THOSE QUACKING DUCKBILLS WOULD GET TO BE
A LITTLE ANNOYING. ( woman )
IT SAYS "TWO-HOUR PARKING" ! ( Tim )
WHICH CAR'S YOURS ? THE BLUE ONE. THE BLUE<i> HYUNDAI</i> ? I WANNA KNOW WHY
I GOT A TICKET ON MY CAR, AND THAT'S MY METER
RIGHT THERE. NO, THIS IS YOUR
METER RIGHT HERE. I'M FROM HARRISBURG,
HOW WOULD I KNOW THAT ? IT'S ALWAYS
THE FIRST METER. I DON'T KNOW HOW YOU
WOULD KNOW THAT. TAKE A LOOK AT THESE CARS. HOW THE HELL AM
I SUPPOSED TO KNOW THAT METER IS NOT MY METER, WHEN IT'S PARKED RIGHT
NEXT TO THIS WHITE CAR ? THE METER'S ALWAYS
IN FRONT OF THE CAR. COME ON. IF A CITIZEN APPROACHES
US ON A METER TICKET BEFORE WE WERE
FINISHED WRITING THE TICKET, WE CAN TAKE IT OFF. I GAVE $2 TO THIS METER, AND ON TOP OF THAT,
SO THAT'S $28 FOR PARKING. I'M SORRY. I'M OVER PHILADELPHIA,
I'M LEAVING. ( Tim )
UNFORTUNATELY, WE CAN'T
DO ANYTHING ABOUT THAT, BECAUSE THERE
WAS A CAR BEHIND HER, AND THE METER THAT SHE PUT
MONEY IN IS THAT CAR'S. ( bleep ) PARKING
AUTHORITY PHILADELPHIA. ( bleep ) YOU PEOPLE. I DON'T REALLY CARE,
SHE SAID "F THE P.P.A.," SHE DIDN'T SAY "F YOU." I BELIEVE HER THAT
SHE FED THE WRONG METER, BECAUSE USUALLY WHEN PEOPLE
DO FEED THE METER AND STILL GET A TICKET,
THEY WILL BE THAT UPSET. THIS CAR HERE IS GONNA
BE GETTING A TICKET FOR HIS EXPIRED INSPECTION. IT'S BEEN MORE
THAN A MONTH NOW. $41 ON SOUTH STREET CAN GET
YOU QUITE A FEW BEERS, MAYBE A NEW PAIR OF
SHOES, IF YOU'RE A GIRL. UNFORTUNATELY, IT'S JUST
GONNA GET THAT PERSON ONE LESS PAIR OF SHOES. ( woman )
EXCUSE ME ? 25 MINUTES ON THERE. ( Tim )
YOU HAVE TIME ON IT. SO WHO PUT
A TICKET ON MY CAR ? I DID. THE TICKET'S NOT
FOR THE METER. WHAT IS IT FOR ? YOUR INSPECTION STICKERS
ARE EXPIRED. YOU GONNA PUT
A TICKET ON THERE FOR-- COME ON NOW, SEE, THAT'S
WHAT I BE TALKING ABOUT. Y'ALL BE ON
THAT DUMB ( bleep ). WHAT IS YOU WORRIED ABOUT
MY STICKERS FOR ? YOU AIN'T NO COP. ARE YOU A COP ? NOPE. YOU HAVE AN ILLEGAL CAR
ON THE STREET RIGHT NOW. YOU'RE NOT MAKING SENSE. THAT'S FINE. ARE YOU A COP ?
YES OR NO ? I SAID NO. EXACTLY, SO YOU WRITE
TICKETS FOR THIS, RIGHT ? NO, THAT'S NOT TRUE. NO, THAT'S VERY TRUE. YES, WE DO A LOT OF
OTHER TICKETS AS WELL. YOU'RE BORED
AS ( bleep ) ! YOU'RE PARKED
ON A CITY STREET WITH EXPIRED STICKERS,
IT'S A TICKET, YES. WHAT ARE YOU
TALKING ABOUT ? THESE ARE YOUR
SAFETY STICKERS HERE. HOW MUCH-- $41. $41 ?! EXCUSE ME ? GET THE ( bleep )
OUT OF MY FACE. ( bleep ) I'M MAD. I'M SORRY. ( Tim )
I WAS NICE TO YOU. I COULD'VE GIVEN YOU
A METER TICKET, TOO, BUT I TOOK CARE OF YOU. YEAH, THAT'S
NOT YOUR METER. OH, THAT'S NOT MY--
( laughing ) WHICH METER'S MINE ?
OH, THAT ONE ? THAT ONE IN
FRONT OF YOU THERE, AND THAT ONE'S EXPIRED. ( laughing ) IT'S NOT FUNNY,
'CAUSE I'M PISSED ! THEY SO ( bleep ) DUMB. I MEAN, $41,
IT'S NOTHING. I CAN EASILY PAY IT-- COULD'VE GOT
A PAIR OF SHOES WITH IT. ( woman )
DAMN ! AIN'T GONNA ( bleep ) UP
MY DAY, THOUGH. MY BIRTHDAY'S SATURDAY,
SO I HAD TO GO<i> Z BOUTIQUE,</i> GET ME A PRETTY, LITTLE
DRESS WITH SOME SHOES. SO THAT WAS
A BIRTHDAY GIFT-- FOR HIM NOT GIVING ME
TWO TICKETS. HAPPY BIRTHDAY. ♪ OOH BABY ♪ MY BIRTHDAY
WAS LAST WEEK. YOU LIKE YOUR JOB ? LOVE IT, LOVE IT. YOU LIKE YOURSELF ? I REALLY NEED TO KNOW
BECAUSE I BEEN WAITING TO SEE PEOPLE LIKE YOU. LOVE IT. WHATEVER. ♪ YOU NEVER MET A MAN
THAT LOVE YOU LIKE I DO ♪ WHAT TIME YOU GET OFF ? 6:30. CAN I HAVE A HUG ? NO, NO, NO HUG. FOR JUST GIVING
ME ONE TICKET. ( laughing ) GET ANOTHER JOB,
YOUR JOB SUCKS. GET ANOTHER ONE,
EVERYBODY HATES Y'ALL. ALL RIGHT, TAKE CARE. SHE WAS DRAMATIC. SHE SAID SHE COULD'VE GOTTEN
ANOTHER PAIR OF SHOES, BUT SHE HAD A BIRTHDAY
PARTY COMING UP SATURDAY. YOU ONLY NEED ONE PAIR OF SHOES
FOR A BIRTHDAY PARTY. THAT'S ALL RIGHT. SOUTH STREET CAN
GET PRETTY WILD. YOU RUN IN
ANYONE AND ANYTHING. SO THE CHANCES OF ME COMING BACK
HERE TONIGHT TO PARTY AT THE BAR
IS PRETTY SLIM. SOMETIMES YOU CAN RUN INTO
PEOPLE THAT YOU JUST GAVE A TICKET TO, TWO HOURS AGO. THAT'S SOMETHING THAT
I'M NOT INTERESTED IN, YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN ?
