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[Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] Ladi bakar exquisite [Music] deir hang up Bradley fine I'm honored pleasure's all mine tell me where the bomb is 10 seconds of your de interesting you see when my men and I hit it I'm made sure to erase any Witnesses and then I erase the erasers which means I'm now the only one who knows just where that dangerously Compact and transportable nuke is so I'd say I have more than 10 seconds well then in that case I'd say you'd better stop oh [ __ ] oh my God what why did you do that I didn't do it on purpose it's like a ton of pollen in here oh God Christmas on a cracker did you take your medicine I forgot it on the plane I told you this morning I put extra in all your jackets you did great [ __ ] thanks no you know what that's on me because I I heard you sniffle a while ago and I did nothing with that information so that's blood on my hands really okay you know what you got three coming in okay get out the back door now move anybody in here yeah we got one coming around the corner now your three guests are coming off that door behind you right now watch your six yatsi oh Zinger should have brought more bullets I thought they were chocolate sprinkles which I would eat normally by the fistful but this tasted like there's no other way to say it really like a rat's ass he guys can you please keep it down look unfortunately there's Vermin in the ceiling again and I hate to say it but they've well they pooped all over your cake I'm going left no okay I need you to go right and head down the tunnel you got one coming around to your right and he's got a swarm behind him that's my girl oh I don't know watch your back oh it was a close one fine who's the finest of them all you are oh Bradley you're so fine you're so fine you blow my man head oh God duck nice moves fine plates has been working out for you you noticed yeah you just seemed looser in your hips I mean athletically speaking I don't know I guess you don't seem so awkward going straight no go right up the stairs you're going to find a little friend on the first [Music] landing thanks for your help okay you're clear to the top get moving oh my God the r is come on you guys all right fine stop with the door okay you get a guard approaching I'll tell you when wait for it fine three two one now oh dear did I forget to [Music] knock they're CL at my hair I can't see what do you mean you can't see I'm good you've got SUVs approaching go to the dock doc excellent idea for of bers at the [Music] end uh no Keys C panels on the lower left under the steering wheel you can you can Hotwire it than to the wires okay then stay down and hold your ears how I hear your beautiful voice stop being adorable and get down lock on coordinates 43.1 6547 27.94 654 and fire now close one nice drone work CP I can kiss you oh well I would I would accept that with an open mouth soon as I'm back dinner's on me great work CP oh hey pick up my Dy cleaning for me would you also get my car oh sure no problem oh and I have to fire my Gardener he he keeps running over the sprinkler heads with a mower can you cut him loose for me um yeah oh yeah sure kidding I'd love it you're the best smell you later pal God poor Hae the thing is hie that um uh oh these your your children your children here yeah I have children she had to cover his eyes looking right at me um f no I I me I would never is this more of a review oh the lawn right to the lawnmower you're a killer [Music] Susan the heart is a hunter and hot as a stone Cold Blood in the chamber bullets handb into the night you will fall where there's no wrong all right Rock justce for his powering love you may find my smile deceitful but after who else can you [Applause] TR who else can do [Applause] these look delicious uh I don't want to be critical but this is very chewy Co you're eating a hand [Music] towel just uh cleansing my pet jeez you had to take me to such a dump come on cheap skate Burger King was booked up ah sorry I'm having dinner with Gallagher over here guard your fruit you could you're funny you're timing is perfect never as funny as you super Cooper to another successful machine go team go team hey I've been thinking yeah I couldn't do what I do without you and I've been thinking about doing something special for you so good gravy fine oh that's he's a crazy cupcake you love cakes well not not a big cake I make cakes yes I I see now you can wear a cake how did you know I don't care for traditional jewelry I can't seem to stop looking at it and it can't stop looking at me imagine how awkward it would have been if it had been a diamond ring or something oh not a diamond ring no I would have had to say like I don't want to marry you I don't want your musly arms and hands rubbing my back with Nivea for the rest of my life and our three kids running you know Karen Tommy and Billy and he said get out of here and they just all have that beautiful jaw and sky blue eyes and a full mouth I mean no thank you I'll just you know I just can you give me a little jewelry I can actually wear not going to wear it yes yeah I was just saving it I mean put it on look at that wow that's a that is an adjustable toggle adjustable toggle you don't you don't see that it's a lot of jewelry that's I is it wow perfect oh somebody's jealous seriously I I I couldn't do what I do without you in my earpiece I could never do what you do can you ing me as a spy oh my God out in the field yeah with a gun what hi terrorists oh golly oh I shot myself whoops I'm me to shoot you not me that's probably what I'd say I'd be like hey you know terce you better watch out I'll make you a chocolate cake do you like chocolate well then I'll make you a vanilla yeah I they would never let me be a spy I can't even can't even dress like a spy you know look at you and your tailor and your everything thing is cut right and M it's like a lumpy pumpkin sack dress I I don't it doesn't even have a label does not have a label and I think my mom made it and I probably just get down my hands and knees and start good go go easy on yourself okay we're a perfect team that's why we work yeah come here come here close I think you're getting pink on what no right now no did you like WIP your eye after you cleaned out the cat box I don't have cats why did I think that I don't I don't know you should get some there's good company we've intercepted chatter that the weapon still being offered to the highest bidder someone other than boof knows where that nuke is it's probably his daughter Raina she's really the only person he's trusted Jesus Cooper do you a pink eye go home you're going to infect everybody told you no it's not pink eye ma'am it's just I'm having a bit of an allergic reaction well I'm allergic to disgusting childhood illnesses so stay away from me sorry anyway you're right after boof's death Raina went to a safety deposit box at a dsk bank in Varna the chatter picked up later that night what do we know about her I can I can pull up her file oh that's stuck SL more pull up my file Jesus not my keyboard with your pink eye infected fingers why don't you just cry directly ly into my mouth while you're at it it really is just allergic reaction sit down I'll do it okay sit Raina buyanov majored in international law at Oxford top of her class been living in London for the past 10 years now we know she has been communicating with the heads of several terrorist organizations most ominously Sala dudev the Al Qaeda funded leader of the chin Martyrs Brigade we have compelling evidence that he has the Machinery in place to get that nuke to New York in time for next week's UN General Assembly I'm already packed one of our sources was told she's taken up residence outside of sopia go get her grab my things C Jesus Cooper go put on some sunglasses or something feel like you're a gypsy cursing me with it yep I'm on it yeah it's all good oh fine hi hey super Cooper oh um I I just was feeling a little weird you know about kind of some of the stuff and I think the intel on on you know raina's location seems a little too too easy I just something doesn't feel right it'll be right when we get raining Behind Bars and that nuke back in our hands yeah sure I just I don't know all my alarm bells are going off with this one really well then it's okay cuz I have a plan you and I got to stop going on these awful missions run off together do you mean that what what do I mean that you got me you K her you sucker no you should have seen your face oh myit you were like what I'm fine I'm I'm sorry I don't me God I admire you I admire you well did he at least say it in a flirty tone that says and because of my admiration I shall now take my shirt off and penetrate you no I way he'd invite me to his bedroom if he wants me to fix his bed I'm so stupid can I just have a sip your wine mhm it's quite buttery wow okay we could order you your own glass if that was mine my life is a disaster no it's not I'm 40 I live by myself I haven't been in a real relationship since Jerry Left Me 3 years ago well Jerry was a jackass I mean when I gave up teaching to join the CIA I thought everything was going to be different I thought it was going to be this amazing spy I'm just same boring person I was before well for what it's worth I think you're brilliant as you are you're exciting come on let's cheer you out okay my nephew loves this but okay thanks isn't your nephew three my God that's the same face okay this will be different exctly the same face this will be different this will be different ready ready ready that's the exact same thing how is that the same thing there was a little bit of tongue there please stop do not cheer me up you know what I'm glad you said that fine I am because you play it too safe I just I still you know hear my mom's voice well behaved women often make history yes you do know the phrases well behaved women seldom make history yeah that's never how she said it what were her others um oh just blend in let somebody else win I got that a lot in high school and there was a give up on your dream Susan just to write that in my lunch box yeah oh I mean look okay what's really so different between us and Karen Walker um I think I think literally everything no hang on no because you were just as good as her at the Academy she she's had more successful missions than even fine oh she's the worst look at her she thinks she's so perfect doesn't she oh hi I'm Karen Walker super spy perfect hair perfect face she probably cries herself to sleep every night I don't think she probably does she probably does and not like sort of cute little Tears like really sort of you know silent kind of big like a sort of upside down kidney be this is what I look like when I'm asleep be quiet you wonder know who we are just so full of ourselves just hi hey Nancy hi Susan hi you two cuties sitting here being all cute me you can I have an oldfashioned please the service is really slowed super slow good luck getting that in the next hour there you go Miss Walker thank you oh wow Alan and I go way back I come here all the time so do away right Alan hey Alan how Alan big a big a Al Got a Hold Walker are these two bothering you oh no thank you they're fine okay Alan he's the sweetest he totally pretends not to know it's a it's a game anyway I'm taking some time off so I'll see you guys when I get back oh where you going Cy Capri Capri yeah I believe it's Capri it's how the locals say it anyway oh I wish I could just stick around here you know curl up with a good book but I have a yacht full of friends waiting for me wow Yachts are the worst they seem So Glamorous but they're the worst anyo I'll see you guys when I get back all freckled and tan we're going to see you yeah bye bye sorry Susan ill St my God thank you for that why would you do that I panicked what a great moment just look at her oh I know that dress look at that confidence you're not even allowed to smoke in here I'm going to go home no come on yes Susan feel better oh thank you yeah fine you good okay C just pulling up you're killing it oh you know it's the chory yeah any sign of her in the house heat sensors aren't picking anything up there's some kind of interference I don't like this fine I'm up for the challenge let's go in shoot there's something wrong with your camera can you switch it up for a new one too late no security her father would never have left himself this exposed okay pull back fine I this is too easy I like things that are easy oh my God mine I don't know how you do things like that hey who's the finest of them all I don't know I'm guessing you drop your weapon fine what's happening let me guess whoever's in your ear wants to know what's happening he's about to die that's what an awfully big gun for such a little girl God don't say stuff like that okay there's a knife wck directly to your right the way she's holding the gun she's not experienced if you duck and Lune you can get the knife and disarm her did someone just suggest that you grab one of those knives no no no no no damn it fine can they see me right now let me adjust the angle a little bit his name was Bradley fine he worked for the CIA other top agents include Matthew Wright Timothy crest Ford and Karen Walker come on fine come on I know who all your active agents are so unless you'd like the body count to grow I suggest you stay far away from me then grab some tissues because shit's about to get real sad no don't oh my God f as deputy director I have never had a more difficult Duty than to Bid Farewell to colleagues taken from us from Dover to the family services to memorials like these it's tough to say goodbye there's nothing you could have done Susan Bradley fine was more than just a coworker and a friend was part of our family and as family even knowing that the Universe has a plan for each human life it's hard to accept the sudden law of such a good and decent person okay there's a knife rack directly to your right Susan I got your assessment report on Raina buyanov I know you're probably feeling a lot of emotion right now but please refrain from using the term Thunder [ __ ] oh my God I I didn't realize I wrote that I'm sorry Nancy I'm sending you a photo it's in pretty bad shape can you enhance it m Paris how the [ __ ] did this [ __ ] find out our [ __ ] names we don't know and dial it way back with the t-w for it you're not immune from the HR department grow up and swap means something completely different in England well here it means a vagina anyway obviously we're talking about a mole it could be a mole they could have hacked our system it's anyone's guess the bottom line is Raina boov is about to sell a small scale tactical nuclear weapon to a terrorist organization and we don't know where she or the bomb is UN fortunately our analyst Susan Cooper found a lead Raina had the number of Sergio Duca and we've long suspected Duca of working as an intermediary with terrorist groups Raina may be using him to find buyers for the nuke the number was to an office he keeps in Paris I told you to send me an in there instead of fine and you didn't and now Fine's dead I'm going to [ __ ] in you can't we need someone to follow Deluga without being detected and that will hopefully take us to Raina but it can't be any of you here's what we do I go into the face off machine get a whole new face but turn up they never knows me do you have quarters cuz it cost 50 cents well got to pay no because it doesn't exist yes it does I heard cres and wght talking about in the [ __ ] I'm pretty sure they a pull in your leg you pair of [ __ ] vaginas seriously you've got to cut that out Jesus look one of us has to go in doesn't matter if we've been exposed we've all gone deep before and we've always gotten our guy guys this is more than just a kill mission that we can get Raina Deluca and some top terrorist leadership and get the weapon back if we do this right we just need someone who can Shadow them without attracting attention need someone invisible I'll do it uh okay thanks lunch lady I'm serious I I have never been out in the field exactly stupid [ __ ] idea my point is that it's highly doubtful that I've ever been exposed but you worked with fine they may have a record of you too possibly but you know the odds of them knowing my face are very low Miss Crocker I would really like to do this for fine I mean what are you going to do bring one of your cats as a sidekick I don't have any cats you're not seriously considering this are you look here ba Ford if you call me Betty Crocker I will rip your [ __ ] heart out of your chest not only did I become a citizen and take a vow to protect this country I also took a vow to avenge my Fallen comrades we all [ __ ] did no we didn't not me I'm pretty sure we all took a [ __ ] vow I'll remember it I remember raising my [ __ ] hand and saying some [ __ ] and if you think I'm going to sit by let you send in a [ __ ] secretary to do my work you might as well accept my resignation now if I can jump in I am I am technically uh classified as an agent full full agent so agent agent agent agent are you considering this for your safety and the safety of those around this table I am considering it then consider this a quit and I know there's a [ __ ] face up machine you're just keeping a secret from me now hasn't happened before it is quite a lovely office What's your deal Cooper what do you mean you got a fiery side I I really did in that report mean to write cunning I've been going over your files you are top of your class at the Academy and all computer and support skills no surprise there but you have a certain tame demeer around the office it says you've never even held a gun so imagine my surprise when I saw footage from this drill back at the farm that can't even is that me I can't really stupid gun somebody definitely sped this up camera angle so make um ouch out of context that's you know I must have watched this 15 times now because what the [ __ ] I almost put it up on YouTube well I was to say the least in fortable with the event but I would also like to say it was over 10 years ago the instructor was not harmed fine was your Mentor right yes why did you not become a field agent well we're such a great fit and a great team as you find made some great points you know maybe I matched better with u just staying in his ear well yeah he sniped you all the top agents used to do that before I got here I really thought he made some great points women all right have you had any field training since then 10 years is a long time no ma'am normally I would send you back to the farm but there's no time and I can't take a chance of anyone leaking your name am I am I going you're going okay but it's a track and Report Mission only we'll be giving you a new identity you'll no longer be Susan Cooper your new name I had a few uh ideas for that I was just spitballing and I thought saraphina Maddox Jazelle and Carol Jenkins Carol Jenkins you know if I may ma'am there was a a 13-year-old girl named Carol that used to kind of take me around the neighborhood and use my braid as a dog leash and make me beg for biscuits so Carol Jenkins yes Carol Jenkins huh Carol Jenkins is a single mother of four temporarily relocated from Delaware to increase sales for a software company okay that is that is a different occup there problem no I was just wondering if this is my family if I've taken hostages I'm just not sure how Duca is going to take me seriously if I look like this Duca is not going to take you anything in case you did not hear me you are not to make direct contact with any of the targets track and report and we're setting you up in a surveillance office across the street from ducas you'll be tapped into the same Telecom trunk and have access to voice and data coming into his office and that is a sexy as it gets one mistake and we've got a nuclear bomb in the hands of terrorists do you understand yes go see Patrick he's got special equipment for you oh my god what are you doing oh did you come up with a spy name yet mine would be Amber Valentine it sounds like you're an adult film star no I did the Spy name formula Amber was the name of my first pet and I grew up on Valentine's Street how you come up with your poor name oh No Just SP what was yours be uh meatball Martin Luther King Jr Boulevard yeah wow oh my God this is so excited you're a spy I know I know don't like this you K oh I got to get one of those you're going to get one of those no I'm not no I'm not look at that that looks Hightech it's in the future Patrick Susan Patrick yes I was given Specific Instructions by Elaine to tailor these gadgets to you wow these are not yours is that a rap whistle Elaine wanted you to only be carrying items of single woman traveling through Europe would happs but she could get that any pharmacy not this whistle when you blow through this whistle a small poisonous dart flies out neutralizing your Target also it needs your fingerprints on it to work okay that that is really neat that is really super cool this antifungal spray can freeze and disable any security system wow that is quite an image to be carrying all over Europe it's also a pepper spray why not just make it look like pepper spray it's a it's a pretty good idea all right well next time well I can I can wait if you want to print up a new label no I'd have to turn the printer on again I don't really want to each of these are filled with chloroform wow that is an unsettling amount of hemorrhoid point pipes makes me kind of wonder what exactly is going on back there I wouldn't know I don't have that problem I don't have that problem if you ever feel like you have been poisoned Che one of these have have I done something to you to upset you or CU this is a peculiar theme finally every agent gets a night vision scope hidden in their watch okay you heard about this I've been looking oh that is BET Midler and Barbara Hershey from beaches how much am I supposed to like beaches I would imagine a lot if you have the watch hey found I'm flying Anthony don't wear out the battery on that am I am I getting that no you're not going to get that all right I've already packed your bags hurry up and get dressed Carol Jenkins has to get to the airport immediately and may I say I think it's very brave of you to sacrifice your life for your country oh not sacrif I'm I'm coming back back let's see hey Pat wo going have totally cropped us these guys way to go Anthony just farting oh God I think I shoot my [Music] pants you look amaz I look like someone's homophobic an [Music] wow hotel modier please this is so exciting ooh [Music] the wow oh that's a beautiful hotel not that one oh I hope it's that is it that one nope oh maybe next time we're we're getting into a a little dicer of an area oh it's a little unsavory I think we can probably go back towards my hotel no no no no no this this I don't believe this could be the hotel modier I oh this is yes it is oh man keep it together Susan okay Nancy please tell me you can hear me me I'm here I'm here I've got you okay okay so You' be pleased to hear the bats have officially gone we are now Vermin free did you get your gun Carol yes and don't call me that oh my God c i comped I think I'm having a heart attack I can't do this Nancy fine was the real spy at me don't worry I'm here for you okay everything's going to be fine I'm going to I'm going to talk you through this right put your camera in I want to see your room no you don't it's that bad Martha Stewart had a breakdown kind of feel oh wow looks like they put you up in the shits culton Hey listen try and get some sleep okay and we'll get started first thing in the morning I don't know what I'm going to do when I see that Raina woman I want her dead for what she did to find okay deep breaths listen to me you're not going to get anywhere near her so there's nothing to worry about okay oh god really guys there's a mouse on my tits yeah I think you're safer there all right good night good night you got this Susan you're Warrior you're a weapon hey this is no sweat looks like you're sweating to me Jesus what are you doing in my room well how did I get into this ship box out hotel room because I'm a real spy I thought you quit we have to stop the sail of a nuclear bomb and they send in someone who looks like Santa Claus's [ __ ] wife uh did you forget I am undercover because you're not supposed to be here well I make a habit of doing things that people say I can't do walk through fire water ski blindfolded take up piano at a late age and I'm going to take down Duca and Raina and dudev I'm going to get that bomb back why do you even care what I do you really think you're ready for the field or once she's defibrillate on myself I pulled shards of glass on my [ __ ] eye I've jumped from a highrise building using only a rain coat as a parachut and broke both legs upon landing and I still had to pretend I was in a [ __ ] cir the salao I've swallowed enough microchips and [ __ ] them back out again to make a computer this arm has been ripped off completely and reattached with this [ __ ] arm I don't know that that's possible me medically during the threat of an assassination attempt I appeared convincingly in front of Congress as Barack Obama in black face that's not appropriate I've watched the couple that raised me explode in a van I watched the woman I love get tossed from a plane and hit by another plane midair I drove a car off a freeway on top of a train while I was on fire not the car I was on fire Jesus you're intense so this for your mini ball well that's not right you're going to ruin this Mission no you're going to ruin this Mission no you are no you're going to you times's infinity could this hotel be more murdery okay so my office is in here which means that DeLuca is right across the street at 39 Oh God tell me that's not duca's building Duca must have know we were coming what am I supposed to do now okay don't panic lemonade out of lemons stay focused we can do this excuse [Music] [Music] play no okay I've got it I've got it I'll run it through the system it'll take a few minutes nothing's coming up might just be a lucky L well keep looking got a feeling about this guy well I've got a feeling you're about to [ __ ] things up oh bugam me with a fish pow it's Ford Sharon Ford's in the field did you know this till he checks in there's nothing I can do you go make some friends and stop stalking me was it your mission to tip off the targets so he burns everything in it buts if so well done phenomenal job I'm sure they got suspicious because they've been seeing you all over the place you're going to get yourself killed nothing kills me I'm immune to 179 different types of poison I know because I ingested them all at once when I was deep under cover in an underground poison ingesting crime ring wow it was like dog fighting but instead of dogs fighting it was humans ingesting poison and rich people would bet whether we would live or die yeah I I'm having a hard time with this one I died for 5 minutes and then I came back to life what he work he looks like he's in the cast of Newsies just Crocker even know you're here I don't need anyone's permission to save the country and avenge my dear friend Brad F's death you didn't even like him you used to call him Beverly wine you hit him as a secret sand and you gave him Tans it's called the Rivalry of men you wouldn't understand unless you've got a dog up underneath that skirt okay that is super rude and don't say d don't do that nobody sees me when I don't want them to I move like a [ __ ] Shadow name is he's got all sorts of Rogue Sharon says he really did quit Elaine couldn't stop him he's out for blood yeah a real tough guy in his louon backpack Nancy do you see that it's a man from the fire I'm following him oh exciting and I'm following you following him so I'm having quite a day here [Music] do you think F's leading him into a trap Eddie doesn't even know he's being followed okay he's meeting with some woman I I don't recognize her you have any idea who she is no it's hard to make out can you can you get any closer n our guy just switched out for its backpack it's a setup uh I got to go warn him for for look out I got to get through I left my baby in the shop get out of the way let me through I'm sick Susan tell them you've shapped your pants that will get me out of your way for sure I sh my pants excuse me for You've Got a Friend hello everybody candy [Music] [Music] I need the M no I need Su I meant to be blending in what are you doing [Music] doing this heel for they twitched them bad [ __ ] get out of the [ __ ] way Mo get out of his [Applause] way I you see [Applause] [Applause] no pursuit to one of the terrorists he took my picture he's going to blow my cover you're in Pursuit what in God's name are you going to do if you catch him knock him out with a h wave I don't know I'm just going to track him and report his location this all seems very Rick FY to me I do not condone these sexy but Reckless actions of yours Susan oh God he went into a building okay well well done that's it time to call it a day now location is officially noted I'm following them in what we're doing this for fine he at the to of the stairs oh God please be careful you are incredibly out of your league oh this is just like when I watched myself in a sex tapee there was just a lot of floundering and laughable moments yes I need you to not talk until I ask you to I'm sorry it's just I'm really nervous be careful Susan okay oh hey imagine running into you up here I was just uh looking for my bird I just look at hey Mr Bean Bag you like birds all right all right I'm going to give you a warning I don't want to see any more of the the funny bomb stuff you know all right that's enough drop the knife or I'll Sho I don't think you will you see it works better when you have the bullets inside the gun oops oh I guess that CIA training isn't what it used to be k your right assle no no no oh god oh Susan what did you do oh God not on him not on him oh why have to well R's people obviously knew Ford was in Paris and getting footage of a CIA operative setting up a bomb in public would be a PR coup for any terrorist group do we have anything on that woman he met facial recognition isn't showing anything they were all over Ford are you able to track him oh goddamn Ford is still off the grid in Paris I know because he keeps trying to hack into our system for Intel he's like a dog that gets loose from his yard and just keeps humping and [ __ ] his way through the neighborhood it would be a lot easier if oh my God okay wow fors is bigger so this is UN comfortable why do they always point at it we can see it oh he's dead though name oh it's a waste oh God a video I can only imagine what this is you get everything on camera Bas out of the hotel and go back there after the attack I'll take Ronaldo to Rome Ronaldo do we have a record of anyone with that name not that I'm aware of ncol you listening to me I was just testing the camera stop it find Ford come on what is wrong with this person oh damn it well now the screen's Frozen hang on oh come on not The Hourglass Cooper put down the goddamn camera hey Nancy can you pull up Fine's POV cam from boov's office and look on the desk there's some photos there and see if you find one of him standing next to a car Ral is Rolls-Royce hack into the rolls tracking system that car is is a wraith so it has a satellite aided transmission and tap into boyo's feed his GPS should tell you exactly where duuk is in Rome right now I'm going to head to the airport forget it Cooper you're coming back immediately ma'am I really think I can do this and I'm not want to toot my own horn but you know what I'm going to toot and say that I just saved a lot of people we are so close to getting Raina and that bomb pull back the rug in the corner oh you'll be given a new identity oh my god oh no your name is Penny Morgan you're a divorced housewife from Iowa you've sold more Mar products than anyone else in your state you've traded in the free car you won to fund a trip through Europe my hobbies are decopage and needle point I collect porcelain dolls and I'm the vice president of the ases Garden Club I couldn't even be president maybe I should just be married to one of the Dolls just to make it extra sad 10 cats what why do I have 10 cats is that even legal you know find always got to got to be a businessman one time he was a race car driver well there's the 10 cats just missing a shirt that says I've never felt the touch of a man oh Cooper you're right you did good work back there that would have been a real mess thank you ma'am he still went with the cat lady was already in the floor [Music] great that's a real confidence Builder did you find AA he's been at the Majestic hotel but he's just left heading south okay I'll guide to him I've sent an ally to drive you Elaine said nothing fancy so i' I've gone with [Music] earthy hey Chella oh welcome to Rome I am Aldo like uh the shoe store found in American malls and Penny like the penny like a penny like pen okay did you just grab my butt yes come we need to get you to the [Music] L I don't want to hurt you but I'm about to work your watch M I'm turning you up burning the I have you are you sure this guy's even in agent absolutely no he's the best he's he oh no there have been some complaints filed against him the oh my God the RO wow Al's making great time [Applause] [Music] let can't be right oh my [Music] [Applause] go shake it break it make it back God intriguing lady we are here now you must go because I fear if I stare into your beautiful green eyes a moment longer I will fall in love oh too late my God does that ever work I will take that as that's a no take that as a no he you were just hitting on me I like to play the odds well good luck here is my phone number memorize it then burn it these people we are dealing with they like to um how you say murder entire families do you have something for me do I have something for you would you like something from me not that what do you want from me I have an envelope with my gun in it I don't have a gun I am just aroused from looking at you it was joke there is no gun they said you would no longer be needing one good luckia gravy was pepy La Pew not available well stop complaining Susan you're getting more action than I've had in in days months years 3 years and 40 days we have an update on delca yes y he should be pulling up right about now oh wow here is hot I'm not going to lie to you I don't think I can be objective anymore I'm rooting for that guy I want him to win I'm joking s don't report me no he's handy let's set up camp in the pastry shop behind you okay according to Aldo Lucas spend all night in the casino I'm going in Nancy Susan you heard Elaine track and report no contact I'll track to Luca inside then I'll report and if he initiates contact with me I'll just I'll go with it soan your cat lady look is not going to fit in in there that's way Penny Morgan's going to burn her cat t-shirt and spend some of that Mary Kay money this is full-blown Ro [Music] yeah you guys are terrible I really hope DeLuca is still in there for your sake and they're not going to reimburse you for all that you should have gone to cheaper stores Susan Okay I'm going offline Nancy wait wait wait Susan [Applause] well B joural boys if I'm not out in 10 minutes it's because I won the place I just rub that the oh that's an oily it's an oily scalp I'm sorry but I have to check you in your name please uh Penny Morgan I I don't see you on the list I'm I'm so sorry she's with me darling you're late the way you looked and say it was more than worth the wait come let's get a drink ow such a gentleman F you look absolutely stunning tonight here darling what the [ __ ] are you doing in here Al well that's quite a tone change isn't it what are you doing in here you are completely compromising me right now oh I'm compromising you [ __ ] hilarious you're about to close a scene running into this [ __ ] place give me your a little credit what do you think I'm going to do run over there and be like hey I'm a crazy lady where's the buffet hey I'm from the Midwest where's Blue Man Group okay I am not an idiot for you are an idiot and you should not be in this casino cuz DeLuca is here and I need to get close to how you going to do that huh how you going to do that Cooper what you going to seduce him that your big [ __ ] plan yeah what if it is why why is that so hard to believe because you look like a flute player in a wedding band that's [ __ ] why I'm here to take the ler out oh sounds romantic I hope you get lucky God damn it if I was trying to sound romantic You' be lying on the floor soaking wet and breathless wondering what came over you but I'm not so get the [ __ ] out of my way I you to rain it in buddy okay if you take out Toca we don't have a shot at getting rain it so take it down like 5,000 notches take it down that's how you get polonium 2 10 you drink I go 18 months in intensive care for radiation poisoning I go 6 months without eyes arm will everybody you've ever left just come down really everybody that you love has been gunned down and just you survive did you ever think that maybe everybody you love is not being killed but they're killing themselves because they can't stand to be around you shit's a real deal life and death this the field is a hell of a lot different than sitting behind your [ __ ] monitor Googling [ __ ] stay away from me for and do not like to Luca see you and by the way I can see your gun sticking out of your back pocket unless you're so extreme you've got a second dick coming out of your hip OHA ma'am yes so reserved of course they are j i I'm going to have to ask you to wait outside absolutely nope not a door I knew that of course it's not a door it probably happens all the time it's never happened before ma'am yes uh now right here is okay no more exploring please okay lovely Nancy Susan oh my God hi I found her I found Raina she's with saluca you did it excellent tracking and Reporting Madam oh my God somebody just put something in her drink what is it is it poison I don't think it's a fer supplement she'll fine nce I could really enjoy just watching her die right now she's the only one that knows where the bomb is so dudy have never get his hands on him oh God Susan what are you going to do excuse me ma'am uh hi do you speak English because I think somebody just put a rofy in your cocktail are you sure it wasn't you what no God I would I would never could do you point the man out uh well he just kind of zipped out that uh door he's wearing a purple bow tie thank you Miss oh Penny Morgan um but it's no trouble really I mean I I think us ladies have to watch out for each other and this kind of thing happens all the time people often try to Reve you once I asked someone for a Tylenol and they gave me a Tylenol PM I'm not sure what their intentions were but it seems they may have found him would you come with me to identify him yes of course I'm uh happy to help holy [ __ ] my friend here said she saw you put something in my drink I don't know any of you people okay I'm just in Rome on business I was about to head back to my hotel and go to sleep perfect just in time for a night cap apparently there's nothing wrong with it I don't want your [Music] drink [ __ ] you Rena scrumptious so jokes on you how long was I out you fainted just long enough for us to laugh at you what happened it was all a dream I'm just kidding a man's throat dissolved sorry not usually yeah oh thank you that's surprisingly polite sorry about that I just uh I mean I've seen a lot of things in my dad just I've never seen that exactly Penny do you feel the need to tell anybody about what you just saw I got to tell anybody you know that [ __ ] got what he deserved I mean I knew from second I saw him I thought that guy doesn't deserve a throat so good on you I would like to take you to dinner to say thank you and we must discuss this hideous dress it's just hysterical oh oh good that's that's what I was hoping for oh and by the way pristo was supposed to be looking after me at the barn making sure nobody put anything in my drinks I'll give him a talking to seems fair maybe Duck him a day wage or shoot him in the head that always works you know Rome is quite amaz worst so boring and tacky I'm so glad one of us finally said it you have lipstick on your teeth really looks like you had a box of crayons damn it here we are these should have been brought out when we first sat down that's exactly what I was thinking so far I'm riddled with disappointment at the service so sorry I know I apologize you know I once saw someone eat one of these before this is strange do you always tear your food up into little pieces you look like a squirrel I was just checking for the consistency M you eat like a baby thank you so do you like to have a look at the wine list yes Penny you can order oh has some heft okay I'm feeling I'm feeling a red kind of a red like a lot of noise like a little bit of um kind of a Barky finish I tend to like a white with the grit of a hummus that's of course been thinned out just kind of jump up in the front of your pette and then rip back and Sizzle almost a mineral kind of dirt finish if we're having meat okay here this is looking promising something with but this one has nice hints of toast and Dogwood I assume uh I will have the Sapori a delisi right uh that is the name of this restaurant yes I'm aware of that so why don't you surprise us with something that we don't know like a delicious bottle of wine right um sorry I will'll be back in 5 minutes okay so hard to get good help these days don't you find that I find that I know who all your active agents are okay I'm sensing uh can I do a little doover I uh I really don't know how to order wine I just I'm from a small town in Iowa and I saved up my money to come on this Rome trip and had a little jar on my desk at work and everybody said you're not going to make enough money but I did and I'm here and then I meet you and I'm in a place I can't afford to eat in a place like this and I'm just trying to impress you and I'm doing a really poor job of it I thought as much your cheap prom dress doesn't exactly scream sophistication oh I well I didn't go to prom so maybe it is but I was a little girl growing up in Bulgaria which is the worst by the way poor people everywhere in cabbage is constantly cooking there was this woman who was kicked out of her house and she lost all her money she couldn't even sell her body so she became a clown on the streets she would perform all her tricks standing in mud and just cry cry you remind me of this woman y thank you I don't know what it is but there's something about you the fainting the way you talk your terrible sense of style just I did get this quite it makes me sad to think of you here spending all your savings on Rome come on we're going to Budapest uh Budapest I have some business to finish there and you can take my private jet when we're done anywhere you want to get home my way of repaying you for saving my life okay is there a problem no not at all let's go hey what just talking to a girl okay okay that's not make us uh you know let me just get my room key out and I'll grab a bag and pack my things it's Susan she's sending a code no they can fly back later shut and if the rest of your clothes look like that dress down I can send someone to burn them for you the power quite a Zinger shut down the pad to the casino to Rome what we'll shut the entire bloody grid down then now that would be great everybody please remain calm and stay where you are oh no what's happening what the [ __ ] just happened godam it oh my God R thank God your hair broke your fault I don't know what happened the lights were going out and know if it's a robbery two of your guys slammed into me and took you down I think one of them touched my bottom I don't know which one but I definitely felt a hand are they going to be okay I wouldn't worry about them their fate has just been sealed sorry I'll let you go let you go shame on you wow this is a really Jazzy plane is this yours it was my father's you've never been on a private jet before Oh no I did get uh upgraded to premium economy once which was pretty plush premium economy sounds like a pen for dirty animals yeah probably uh but it was not quite like this thank you why are you being so nice to me can't just be because I remind you of some sad Bulgarian clown you remind me of my mother oh really you know that I mean you and I are you and I are pretty close in age you're funny it's the Bulgarian clown in you okay she was marvelous but she was different eccentric like you are no the moment I saw you standing there in that abortion of a dress it's as if to say this is what I've got world it's hideous but it's mine this was her wow hey how didd you get that picture of me I look amazing hello toppel ganger she was the only person I could ever trust well here's your mom to my mother and to you and here's to you I mean you may never be as wise wise as an owl but you always be a hoot to me what a stupid [ __ ] [ __ ] toast you're delightful as are you now where did you say we were headed you say oh God if you ever feel like you have been poisoned chew one of these what happened I've never seen somebody dive for stool softener before that's one thing that happened what did you do de did you truck me of course I did I told you I can't trust anybody I had to look through your things anyway tell me your hemid is particularly large or just tenacious stop texting I'm not texting if you must know I'm playing Candy Crush and I just made level 95 God that is so rude Jesus col what the [ __ ] are you doing I'm sorry Raina but there's been a change of plans who paid you off Colin Colin hasn't worked here for like 8 months I'm Frederick is that what you're doing this because I don't remember your [ __ ] name let's just say there's some people who really want what you're selling you don't have to do this I can give you a very comfortable life go um you forgot my name again didn't you no no I didn't yeah it's don't say [ __ ] Colin [ __ ] I don't give a [ __ ] what your name is you're the [ __ ] help nice try Colin the stand and I already said it's Frederick frerick sorry lady but they only PID me for one ow come on go to the cockpit and level us out I I know how to fly a [ __ ] arplane that was weird blow that thing all you want lady yeah why don't you blow me Colin it's frck [Music] he [Applause] oh the [ __ ] sake I got it I know what to do oh are you okay no I've got a dead man's head at my ass this one's for fine down Dr not again any idea what you're [ __ ] doing the controls our so sensitive God one of these dead [ __ ] just [ __ ] his pants okay wait a minute I got it I think I got okay okay good thing I learned to use that flight simulator app huh congratulations Penny Morgan You just blew your cover now put the plane on autopilot and get up any [ __ ] and I'll blow your CIA brains all over that control pal I know what you're thinking and you're wrong my real name is did you come up with your spy name yet mine would be Amber Valentine what are you a porn star you're [ __ ] hilarious huh I'm a private bodyguard and your father hired me to protect you bodyguard you please that's funny cuz the way I see it without me you would currently be crashed in the Alps right now or you'd be laying in a morg with a hole burned in your throat you little spoiled piece of [ __ ] why would my father hire somebody like you because he trusted me and for whatever [ __ ] reason he loved you didn't even want you to know I was watching you so he the one that made me come up with this whole loser Penny Morgan [ __ ] yeah oh you look good like my dead mama and [ __ ] you for saying I look anything like that [ __ ] beast no wonder your father never had the son he wanted you [ __ ] that monster once and you just dropped a [ __ ] mic and walk out [ __ ] you everything you've said Is A Lie oh what happened did I hit a little Source spot yeah he always wanted a son and you knew it look he wanted you to take over the business he was just afraid you were going to get yourself killed so if you want to live and you want to unload that bomb you stick with me and if you got a problem with that know what you can do Raina you and your [ __ ] accent can land this [ __ ] plane by yourselves okay body guard but if I find out you're lying to me about any of this I'll show you ways to die you never even dreamed of now let's go to Budapest I need a [ __ ] drink yeah I bet you [ __ ] do my God people want my power and they want my station so my winter P but they couldn't take it try to pull my status but they couldn't fake [Music] [Applause] it welcome back to the Four Season Budapest don't talk to me you're not my friend get away from me okay move move I got it so what's the plan who are we meeting You're My Bodyguard not my business partner so just focus on guarding my body so not knowing who are meeting tonight's going to make me extra effective that's okay I get it I got [ __ ] to do you'll probably be fine why don't I go get you a nice dress to be buried in dumbass I'm meeting a potential B if you must know if they don't top the current offer the sale will happen tomorrow where I don't know yet Anon a ouch Anon is part of my security team psycho yeah well guess what I don't like his face I don't like the looks of your face and who the [ __ ] are you I'm the person that's going to cut your dick off and glue it to your forehead so you look like a limp dick unicorn that's who the [ __ ] I am your name should be Mr bag of dicks not Anton okay Jesus let's just calm down okay does he not look like a bag of dicks enough you see where my father liked you now Amber is My highed Bodyguard be more like her and your head better not have broken my [ __ ] phone' got a big night ahead of us don't be afraid to clean yourself off Amba take a showers what I'm saying yeah don't be afraid to hit water yourself you smell like a dead hooker that washed up on the beach and roasted in the sun forur we before anybody found her body okay you need to take it way down I'm sorry that's too much okay there was too much too much what are you staring at huh I will destroy you and then after I'm done destroying you I'll take a picture of what's left of your body and I'm going to text it to your mother with a little note that says his last words were my mother was terrible you did this to me that's so [ __ ] mean yeah I'm so [ __ ] mean you're just figuring that out and now give me your coat this is a man's coat yeah but I don't see a man do I I see a reject from The Sound of Music it was my mother's coat but she's very masculine so yeah you look like Abba took a [ __ ] and put a trench coat on it well I I won't give it to you I've been in this dress for 12 [ __ ] hours give me your coat no yeah no if I won't give this is my cult I'm going to reach through your [ __ ] body and rip out your back like a [ __ ] werewolf without tearing the jacket just so I can wear your jacket and give you a final [ __ ] you oh no you won't I'm going to take that [ __ ] coat ah I warned you you Swedish gummy fish [ __ ] ouch oh my God Susan hello hello just say something to me please Susan anything I cannot handle this Susan there is nothing in real life that someone could do to a spy that is filthier or more upsetting than what my brain will cook up right now so save me from myself Susan cuz you know what's going to happen I'm going to get chattier aren't I did you know that you can't ever change having big paws all the oh my God man you're driving me nuts I couldn't talk because I was in an elevator filled with people oh you're right oh thank God you disappeared for 12 hours we didn't know what happened well I had to take out my earpiece and my camera rea's on to our agents and she was going to spot my equipment from a mile away you're with Raina you're not supposed to be within a mile away off her N I know but I'm in deep and I'm getting such a good Intel please I just need to remain and radio s is just a little bit longer okay well don't worry because I'll be able to keep a better eye on you now what are you talking about how wait what what are you doing here Lan wanted to know exactly what you up to so I tracked your earpiece they sent me here to find you is it you well I'm as unknown as you are so they thought my cover was safe didn't they give you an identity it's so cool I said I wanted to be Amber Valentine what they let me use it hey I don't know why you got to pick your identity I had to go as a freaking cat lady yes who is this oh I'm sorry sorry I didn't know the police were here this is my colleague detective the one I [ __ ] told you about no you yes I did Helen Keller your both named Amber whoa what did I tell you about talking to me nothing you just said nothing about talking you know what you want me to have Kagney and [ __ ] Lacy explain it to you kagney's coming down your [ __ ] throat Lacy she's going to come up your ass I'm going to meet him in the [ __ ] middle and play your heart like a [ __ ] accordion I'm going to pump that [ __ ] until it pops you Swedish [ __ ] you wouldn't dare you going to cry you little Swiss [ __ ] [ __ ] I'm not going to cry you're crying now I'm not it's so [ __ ] hot okay you know just let's leave an on alone for now please what's your name Susan Cooper what oh sorry came out what did I not supposed to [ __ ] say her real name she's one of my best she's highly [ __ ] skilled very skilled at what getting things out of a high cupboard oh because I'm tall weirdly I'm not very good at reaching High things a doctor once said to me I had the mle capacity of an infant my arms are like two Noles Susan get ready to safety now I've got her go away [Music] who put your roof on a scooter what are you the [Music] [Music] pop get out of the way [Music] [Music] [Music] even crazy I can't keep up with them okay wait a minute I got it all right little [Music] detour oh god let's do this I am so [Music] [Applause] badass got it I know what you're get to work where are we going smells like cheese under here apologies that I may be sweating Jesus jeez because I had quite a hearty lasagna [ __ ] ridiculous clown show this [ __ ] he stops [Music] [Music] [Music] now excuse me do you know if there's a popey's chicken around here I saw a KFC down the way but I'm more of a Popeye's guy food is really weird oh my God I'll left someone [Music] [Music] else okay enough drop your weapon oh my God Karen why aren't you in cpri I'm so sorry I shot you I you must not have known it was me either I changed my hair oh yeah looks really good are those extensions uh no it's just it's just my hair you know a few Clips colored okay if you say so I'm sorry and I'm sorry about this too oh my God no no no no no sus my thighs are on fire I don't care where is Raina I don't know she slipped off me I was very sweaty I can I asked you to watch her I don't know how she ran so fast particularly with that hair it must weigh £ at least maybe she's a witch do you think she put his on me K Walker is dead she's a double agent somebody shot her right in front of me I don't know who did I don't know how to this whole thing goes oh my god get your [ __ ] asses up here no but what if she heard she didn't hear but what if she did hear but I she we weren't even talking that loud a woman like that has super ears she does not have super ears and I'm only bringing this up because you asked me to but you are putting a very negative spin on this situation oh wow we're going with that now are we Amber Valentine Susan Cooper really Susan Cooper okay here we go okay we got this my legs won't seem to move okay Nancy I realize that you are scared but you are in this now and I really really teach you to hold it together holding it together I shall now be the most held together person you have ever met okay let's go oh be prepared for anything she's erratic it's impossible to tell what she's thinking probably cuz she's thinking in bu area what are you doing just tying up my shoelaces you're wearing a over get [ __ ] people are trying to kill me and all that's left with my [ __ ] security team is you two defending me and you look like somebody's DED ANS on vacation do you have anyone on your team other than this asmatic big bird you know we we usually just use her for non-physical security resources I'm very non-physically resourceful I do a lot of reading I read palms and maps and I've read all of The Hunger Games how is that helpful I don't know I'm panicking and you you have to stop with these stupid Penny Morgan outfits you have to dress like an actual human get me more security when I come back out here or you're both [Music] [Applause] [Music] dead suck on this Raina this mission's going to cost you money though the clothing allowance cut off halfway through the M oh my God can you just please concentrate on getting the new bodyguard God damn it all right please crappy I've already contacted the agency a come on you in this outfit magnifical [Music] do we have anything yet no one so far Susan Sly intimidating crowd however hello you look nice oh just keep laughing looks fade keep your eyes open God damn it I told you to dress up and take off those gloves you look like Dar [ __ ] baby yeah well you look like an Ewok diet on your head I don't even know what that means you're going to know what it means when I split you open like a Tonton whatever keep an eye out for this woman she's the one coming to make the bid he's got a friend very pretty I'm glad you know what pretty is you should remember it next time you're in a clothing store need you keep your eyes open I may need your help out there to close my eyes in the presence of this beautiful body would be a crying oh God Nancy okay you know the woman I spotted in Paris the bomber she's coming tonight to make a bid and she already works for DeLuca so we know something's up I Need You Keep a son of a beast thing excuse me he's mine yeah didn't mean to hit her that hard you're like a balloon animal here take those hi what are you doing ford I'm here to help you Cooper you may have found R but you cannot lose her this isn't [ __ ] play time anymore it's play time on your face with their stupid mustache huh would you get that off a Mr Potato Head you are going to blow my [ __ ] cover yeah sunglasses they're not a cover they're an accessory get out of here you're going to [ __ ] this up without me around to save your girly ass God I hate you so much can't let your desire for me put you in danger Cooper God you wish Magnum you dance like a horny a grater SC you were wrecked get off me Blendon or get the [ __ ] out you get out of [Music] here yeah who's dominating now [ __ ] you son of [ __ ] son you going to be kidding get off of me you get off of me get your silky shirt off of me get the [ __ ] out hey thank you for the beautiful ladies you guys okay let's welcome Mr 5 what's up Budapest just had some cool eyes the [ __ ] was on point oh [ __ ] she's here okay we can't let Raina see her so you need to take out her bodyguards and I'll deal with her and nobody orders me around God do you have a better idea we release a guas in the club causing everybody to get temporary Amnesia get 100 sticks of dynamite go just go I need you to get in here now I'm coming s I'm here I'm here excuse me I'm here I'm here turn oh wow 50 cent piece thanks for letting me know you not let R see that woman create a diversion now what kind of diversion a bigy tonight like tonight's out last we can focus on the future and reflect on the past we don't came so far I mean look what we are I love you kiss me get her save me now turn around get her with on coming in Nancy I got her meet me outside okay right no I'm fine now thank you so much okay no I got my wish and that was it so I've now got to jump Michael bé in Croatia he wants me all right Cooper I've got this Sonic control you're coming with me oh my God Susan okay we at diversion huge diversion I got to know who she's working for get Raina out of [Music] here not fair go [Music] God Dam it VY where are you bit UND disposed it turns out 50 Cent doesn't have a great sense of humor or irony I need backup I lost my gun in the [Music] club here we more life than you [Applause] get help why did I get rid of my clums [Music] [Music] mother Butler you got a lot of rage in that jumpsuit [Music] [Music] you've got serious problems God wait wait a minute wait a minute this isn't what you want or what I want I mean this is like what the man wants us you know two smart pretty brunettes kind of breaking each other down I mean you look similar to a g who's in college with things happen I think we all dabble it's mostly just kind of stuff with hands and God I can't wait to kill you [Music] oh that's claim through thanks for your weapon you know it's been inside you so I don't think you should go inside me I [Music] get up you are under arrest by Susan Cooper and the government of the United States R how did you do that I didn't he did hello Coupe hey wake up did you have a nice nap you were snoring very loudly well this is really not the most upsetting news right now my father used to bring people here did he also make you dress like a [ __ ] dolphin trainer he'd starve them torture them you name it but he especially didn't like it when people lied to him not that I bought it you knew of course I knew I told you you were better off in the basement Coupe you could have avoided all of us and what fine now you're a nuclear black marketer a terrorist no he's just [ __ ] me you're a loud kisser excuse me you're a loud kisser and it's gross and unappealing you look like some old toothless woman sucking the jelly out of a donut hey what's it like sleeping with the man that killed your father nice try Coupe she already knows it was crest okay you've probably always been in love with him haven't you talking in his ear hoping eventually one day he'll fall in love with you poor little pathetic Susan colan well this sem my last name so it's really not much of a burn is it coping no Groupon are are you thinking Groupon no my name is not Groupon gr keep going Kapowski it's getting further from it well whatever the [ __ ] it is let's just call you dead hey baby I thought we were going to hang on to her till tonight I changed my mind goodbye like I'd waste a bullet on you put her in the room ow hey Alo you I failed I failed the mission find's alive and he's a traitor don't be downhearted and my mama said to me Alo life is full of sorrow and surprises but a magnificent pair of bosoms will uh good story Susan get away from me no listen I haven't got much time why'd you do it fine this was my only way in I had to fake my death to gain raina's trust I jammed the signal popped out my lens it was easy I hated to do it to you C but I had to I had to Raina knew all about our agents cuz Karen Walker sold her the names I just couldn't trust anyone at the agency not to give me away not even you I don't even know you're telling me me the truth did Karen Walker try to kill you you shot I'm deep undercover but not so deep that I can't still protect you all look me in the eye what really look me in the eye what if your eyes is bigger than the other really no you're perfect godamn it [ __ ] oh oh that hurt good it was supposed to is he dangerous only if you have boobs said R really know I was a spy no not until you blew your cover back at that kitchen I really thought you was more experienced than that that g is not H cuz if she was or you'll be dead now I think they pretty good covers I got to go we're heading to the Lucas V then we're taking him to wherever the bomb is this thing's almost over than hellow bound lady not now although I think uh Mr F has underestimated you you found your targets you tracked them down you fought very hard Susan you are a good Agent you'll get them next time huh unless we die here then you will not you know what I'm not going down like this I need you to untie me bam what stop God damn it just untie me no you heard Mr Funny he's working a plan we have to stay put unti me now that's my ass it is very difficult to see or gauge my position you're just simply grabbing my ass oh I I I am sorry let's roll to our side God oh hey the knot is very tight but I am making progress your hand is way up in there my right hand is restrained from the weight of my body okay let's try this oh God okay okay I will inch worm my way you're being very loud wait I have idea God another one Jesus don't move wait wait stay still no no no no no no no God can't be happening God damn it I was having such an empowering moment before this started my uh pis uh may be gently kissing the back of your head just untie me before I crush your nuts oh please if only we had time for such Pleasures your face and L are about to enter my colon oh stop licking it it is done thank you Aldo I don't want to know why my neck is wet but you did excellent work PR go okay turn around let me untie you and let's get the [ __ ] out of here I need you to alert CIA and interpool I'm going to go to ducas and back up find you know where the vill is I know everything one day lady so by Susan Cooper I will [ __ ] you [Music] love is new car smell really [Music] [Applause] [Music] nice oh I want to take the way that you [Applause] I'm going to catch I'm going to get I want to tast the way you welcome to Lake Balaton I found this staircase and made them build a house around it our Dear Mr dudv will be arriving shortly you are about to become a very rich woman Raina which means you'll have to be a little more careful about The Company You Keep so many people have such terrible agendas like perhaps your friend here I can see his obvious outer appeal you have terrific eyes thanks but he also works for the CIA doesn't he not choice of companion for someone in your work Raina doesn't exactly Inspire confidence in those around you [ __ ] you Sergio you would never talk to my father like that I never had to Mr the look true true I worked for the CIA but they think I'm dead I'm with Raina now and I'm here to help you both you and Karen Walker both double agents what's going on at the CIA drones taking all the cool assignments if we don't get rid of him right now I'm calling off the deal don't you [ __ ] dare yeah I W you listen to that [ __ ] don't you [ __ ] dare you're a bit outnumbered here miss I'm sorry what the [ __ ] is your name Susan Cooper I'm with the CIA Jesus Raina did you invite the entire agency here or are they just having a company retreat at the Villa next door God you're funny huh it's just me it's going to be in your best interest to keep fine and me alive I I'm trying but I I'm not quite following your logic you want me to slow it down for you okay you're about to meet with SSA dud of a man I've been collecting Intelligence on for years and I'm guessing that your boys here are too busy manscaping to have told you how he does business is about half the people he deals with end up dead I can tell you what dudy is going to do 5 minutes before he even thinks about it and I sure should know enough to cover up a Russian flag tattoo since duda's brother was killed by the Russian military Jesus you own a computer you heard of [ __ ] Google I'll tell you another thing you know your little girlfriend went from the Paris bombing she's just using you to get to Raina if it hadn't been for me last night she would have kidnapped her at the club and then you'd be standing here with your dick in your hand cuz you'd never find that bomb so you need me Deluca and I'm not going to help you unless you keep flying alive so now let me get this straight you work for the CIA yet you're willing to help me sell a nuclear bomb in order to save this man's life why would I believe that because she's in love with him yes so what this idiot doesn't even know it too dumb to know i' do anything for him now [ __ ] the CIA right what have they ever done from me took 10 years of my life gave me shitty pay put me in a basement a ceiling full of bats that pretty sure gave me pink eye or at least an allergy something got [ __ ] up in my eye I would have been a long time ago if hadn't been for fine so yeah I'll do anything it takes to keep him alive that's pretty pathetic right extremely pathetic god you're an [ __ ] when this is over I'm going to shave that [ __ ] head all right Miss havisham I'll take you up on your offer but if you try anything I mean anything I'll make your dream come true and send you and your boyfriend to Heaven let's go Mr dudev welcome to Hungary like Cheta will be easier to pronounce enough with the [ __ ] where is the package once my client sees the payment she'll take us all to its very secure hiding spot wherever that may be I got an answer 100 million EUR doesn't buy what it used to does it nice ice SSA right is all yours gentlemen if you would follow me here it is what is this [ __ ] [ __ ] salsa I'll have you know it's in Nuke clever girl huh a leadline compartment correct the lead lining is sick as to askk any radiation detection my father was extremely good at his job unbelievable you know you could have warned me Raina I've been throwing my gym cloth on top of that thing for a week [Music] it is beautiful yes it [Music] is what the [ __ ] are you doing conducting business uh uh uh put it in the helicopter and don't forget my diamonds what the [ __ ] is going on DeLuca played you Raina you let him right to it you didn't expect me to let him have it did you I mean like giving a strut of areas to a hillbilly I have a buyer who's willing to pay me500 million for it and dudv would have never been able to get that bomb onto American soil my buyer will have it in the middle of New York City and use it next week so you know if you haven't seen Phantom yet so what does this mean you're going to kill me too sergia I'm afraid so sorry Raina it's just cleaner that way you understand explain it to mea he he means well this day just keeps getting better and better well thanks for the performance folks but sorry Raina show's over go holy [ __ ] where's Juka Susan get down no you had the chance under need the car push it over seriously God use those [ __ ] bird arms and push it [Music] [Laughter] what happened did I get him look got the bomb on the helicopter get up oh [ __ ] man I got this no hurry up hurry up hurry up hurry up hurry up come on kill her I've goodness I've done this before K you're going to [ __ ] this up shut up and help are you kidding me what what the hell are you doing I'm going to crawl up you take out the Luca [ __ ] your hand out my Bo I'm saving you oh my God those do not belong on those I'm can't going to git your pants are too slippery you should have want close a pants I'm driving we my [ __ ] sandpaper pants C your off put your [ __ ] off get out of there help me out you [ __ ] I'm going to report you to hght hang on tight I'm going to swing like a metal pce and lo my way up to the C I told you you was going to [ __ ] this up go oh SM W the [Applause] tie God damn it [ __ ] new suit this [ __ ] ends now great oh my God I am not in the [ __ ] mood for your [ __ ] oh yeah and you'll love this I am not in the mood for you [ __ ] sorry spy play time's over yeah it is get up B of your to there oh my got to no oh my God [Music] die woohoo I just shot a man is it wrong it felt so right it's so mean hey heroic lady in my country there is a saying about women like you hot as [ __ ] oh God not now Aldo guys oh that was not part of my plan just like a woman to wear jury into battle although this is the ugliest [ __ ] necklace I've ever seen yes it is and it's all yours with an ADC [Music] okay here we go no problem come on okay got it got [Music] it nice cop here where'd you get it it's 50 I had to deputize him to let us use it he is so afraid of me I'm a [ __ ] SP let's go shoot somebody else I'll simmer down 50 Cent and mount to you again this just getting better and better he want me I think we should land I dropped a nuke in the [Music] water good job guys sorry about the lake all right [ __ ] don't push you going to get your pictures it's enough 50 to go around you know I just helped K the tur right you ever see Kanye do some [ __ ] like that he never never well isn't this wonderful I was hoping to spend the rest of my life in jail give me some quality time to deal with the fact that I was sleeping with the man who killed my father anyway call my lawyer get the Gard tote from the hotel I need everything on do you think I still work for you whatever [ __ ] you I knew you really like me hey [ __ ] you too don't touch my [ __ ] head oh God Aldo I'm I am too tired to fend you off your groping please I understand completely look my real name is Albert m i look I'm sorry if my disguise was a bit much I just like to really get into character although I fear I may have become OV excited at certain points a little bit by way of apology should your work ever bring you to London I would love to take you for dinner okay yeah that I think that would be nice wonderful oh God how you like my English accent huh I learn it from the downtown ABY now I'm only joking or am I my God CPE great work what a job super Cooper really amazing yes it was you really came through thank you ma'am I'd like to keep you out in the field for now wow we need you to fly to Prague tomorrow to infiltrate an international drug smuggling ring here's your new identity you in Cooper agent Susan Cooper reporting for Duty ma'am yeah nobody says or does that but great okay thank you Francis ma is an unemployed telemarketer living offer disability checks oh sweet Jesus and who worth reading glasses in their passport photo she's only kidding She Gotta oh my it's a good one yeah actually I'm not I don't have a sense of humor no you don't we'll talk soon God the pink eyes is under control it was actually an allergy man okay got it so you're spy now CP yeah congratulations thanks I don't think I'll ever find anyone as good as you in the basement I think you will there's a lot of good people down there so hey thing is I know a great little restaurant right near here maybe you and I could go for a nice long dinner um you know what I just kind of feeling like a a girl's night you understand right yeah sure I'll catch you later you go have a great time thank you you're a lot Furrier than I thought you'd be yeah yeah smell you later pale hey Co all those uh things you said about me to Duca did you mean that God I admire you glad you are still alive B you silly [ __ ] girly wanker God nice work Kuba wow is that a compliment no that's not easy for you to do a [ __ ] it look you did a good job probably just beginners luck though ah there we go where'd you get a suit I [ __ ] made it to I it's nice you still have the CIA probably not they need me I think I need to spend some time on my own first though clear my head I'm going to take this down the coast maybe spend some time in Italy drive it to Greece sometimes a man needs to go to seea sounds good Ford good for you take care [Music] do you think he knows that's a lake no I don't let's go okay you can't let anybody see how sore I am I got you okay come here oh my glutes are really seasoned up if you're sore I tell you what take a hot bath and then we're going to celebrate I hope you like champagne and beef jerky what oh that's a you have to because I stole a case of it I don't know if like them together out a 50 cents helicopter oh slower slower is this a [ __ ] light how the [ __ ] do I get really [Music] stop screaming you loved it God yeah listen here uh I'm your little Heartbreaker little Shaker don't shake your finger at me no no I am is behaving I don't need you saving a little space is something I need uh-huh I'm not that little darling I don't yourdon I'm trouble with the capital T yeah yeah I'm No Angel there's no stopping me I come here I come here I come well I'm your best a no youying this girl ain't a good girl no [Applause] more cry mying this girl good girl no more this [Music] girl my soul like my mama told me so never like keep it going always take it on my own cuz they're always looking yeah they're looking out me here I come here I come well I'm your youing girl ain't a good girl no more think cry where a Halo [Music] this girl a girl no more this girl [Music] [Music] [Music] here I come here I come here I come here I come here I come here I come here I come here I come here I come here I come here I come here I come let it no you did girl Ain a good girl no you girl a good [Applause] girl crying still my lording this girl a get girl no more this girl a get no more yeah wasn't here this [Music] girl get no more this get no more this girl Ain a get girl no more this girl ain't a get girl finished yeah R to all right don't do that thing with your thumb again I can't believe I said it I hate myself for saying it said

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Length: 130min 23sec (7823 seconds)

Published: Sun Jul 14 2024