it's gonna be a while before you get in there girls why you say that seriously we've got the Mojo baby why would you knock his being with shy she is very shy she is very shy and she's not sure about you why do you say that she the first points pay attention to her in a while a while a while a while would you like to put a money wager on that yes she's gonna be so shy she says yes or she's gonna keep freaking out and say no she has never said no yet because the question had been fob who's gonna hand over her mouth and she said no she left she laughs yeah she's supposed to come back tomorrow though keep in mind she I don't work today knowing that a new PA at 8:00 and still wanted to come over and she doesn't live close she lives like 40 minutes away she lives at family Kingdom there's no like an amusement park or something right it's a music pardon she doesn't hear it's not nerves I don't know anything about suicide but it sounds like girls from Surfside would put out nice enough though she is very shy because she made the statement today she asked me is the house always this fool yes in my mind that tells me that she was ready to go today but she didn't want to do it with everybody in the house oh wait you could just want to know more about your family dynamic wings or that yeah or she might have walked into the house of the king of [ __ ] as a Confederate soldier someone else was dealing meth lab in the back that bastard Brooke and gangster grandma were rolling around if she know she watched no seriously she woke my grandma got her on the way here that's a when she came in these two were pretty much working for food basically basically I had them clean the office for mill colonists in between that we're not a meal weeks ago you're like no just leave it leave it the fries are making a little try baby what it is what it is is I have I put a laminate tile down in my office and one thing I didn't think about with laminate tile is it needed to be sweat mm-hmm there's a two things I didn't think about one that it was going to cause an echo to it needed to be swept when I did it all I thought about at the time was I want something that's gonna hold up to a 400-pound man in a rolling chair so basically there was a lot of dirt so if you walk around here barefooted that is my phone what happened is I put the truck ad on Twitter and you know because obviously there's some people that are actually have jobs and stuff the following on Twitter case they wanted a truck I ship it to him well some guys said send me a lengthy set of emails they were like 16 D we could you know talking about the prize talking about this talking my winning in there he actually gave me a legitimate address in South Carolina he played you up good and then he calls and asked me that he sitter talking to me is like yeah I'm a big dude too I'm a big dude he's like can I pay you 30,000 I would you want to come do like can I pay you 30,000 what a douche what a douche this is like dude you're the king of an [ __ ] to do that we have a new king of [ __ ] I just got back and I believe there's a new character on king of [ __ ] Kyle by the way fair warning we're recording nobody was gonna let me know I I just did Wow what if I'd opened with something horrible I can't a doubt me I stepped away for a moment Oh am I getting random [ __ ] numbers like here you want to call me randomly there you go understands the gravity of what we just did I like him digit wrong and now he's the worst part would be like what if like all people who saw it send a text message like penis how awful would that be dreadful but because I don't know if you ever seen what happens when a phone gets like 500 text messages at once it can't handle it it's like have you ever turned your phone off like on vacation or something like that came back three days later turn it on it goes apeshit and there's only like 20 or 30 minutes you know icons imagine if it's 500 whoa there's another king of Crocs participant in the background just went through the door there's all kinds of people over wings his house dude you just and his girlfriend just came in yeah man you need some cameras men on the walls Oh turn turn wings house into big brother no no not what we were talking about earlier yeah it's a beauty oh man the mom man yeah let's let's scratch him off all right yeah good luck with that man good luck Wow good luck you sir Zack some people who are bad at math I play the lottery from time to time you know everybody gets in like it's lottery fever they're like oh sure the jackpot 600 million mark ticket it's like wait a minute wait a minute it took six into the possibility of six hundred million dollars to lure you to the your local Citgo really a pay a dollar oh I mean it's it's like 50 million every week at least right it's always so much taxes in there and the state taxes and all their custom [ __ ] that 50 million it's probably going to be more like 21 after I don't care if it's $5,000 if you thought there was a chance you win it you know when you're 600 out you got to try I guess so cuz I won ticket what is it two dollars you can find two dollars in your couch for six whatever you find this to come true that's totally true and I usually do I go in and I'll get the and they're like do you want the bonus multiplier and I feel pretty [ __ ] stupid if I didn't get it right and I want like how do you feel then like if you're if you're that [ __ ] did who didn't like bump bump it up for a dollar more to get the super multiplier and you just want sixty four thousand dollars instead of sixty four million you gotta flip the biggest jerk ever your family's all disappointed I am I would say I'm pretty close to even on my lottery ticket mine cuz I won once for like 80 bucks and I won once for like 275 bucks once and then you know I don't buy at me a lottery tickets so throughout my whole life I'm I'm definitely at least even with the the lottery gods I screwed on scratch-off cards I always get screwed up I was raised by an accountant and I have an accounting degree I feel like if I would it be if I were to buy a lottery ticket it would be parallel to a minister's daughter being a stripper like I should just know better I got my training and my childhood have me not to buy lottery tickets a more fiscally responsible than that when he said minister's daughter did anyone else picture a redhead in a plaid skirt hells yeah I don't that guy never seen anybody win the goddamn lottery I have I actually missed out one time I was with my buddies and they were buying their lottery tickets and they asked me if I wanted to get when they're like 10 bucks apiece I don't know what exactly they were doing don't know much about the lottery but they both bought a $10 ticket I did not buy a $10 ticket and next day between the two of they won like 17 17 grand and it was this whole thing where they were like trying to convince me to go pick up their money so they wouldn't have to pay the taxes no [ __ ] you man I'm not doing either the man his channel is half minecraft and half shooters he's starting off like that he's not you know building a bunch of entitled shooter fanboys and then trying to play Minecraft and trying to sift through that minefield yes I did say [ __ ] so many people are [ __ ] entitled yes some of you are entitled accepted the word entitled has become a dirty word right it's almost not politically correct anymore don't hate we're seeing it right now see people ask you know like well how did this word become bad we're watching a word become bad right now entitled entitlement that word is becoming not politically correct work undue entitlement well I think he's got to go back the store to get some more free tickets but he's gotta go to a different store you can't buy all of them in a row I mean that's just you got a lot of different stores different always imagine that like the next one on the roll is the winner though I'm mama I look at that baby tickets he just had and I thought man that's like twenty dollars worth of dollar tickets up eight a month of $20 before [ __ ] in a [ __ ] you had a for $20 but I've already started YouTube I had something like $700 in the bank and I had to wait three months before I got any money and I had to make that 700 bucks last so all I ate was ramen noodles and pretty much drank water what's your favorite option let me guess let me guess you like the shrimp don't you no I like the spicy chicken who's that spicy chicken is the band's door huh young girl that just walked by the door in the white t-shirt hi there what's your name Miranda Miranda what are you doing how do you know wings hi Jade his brother oh yeah you're Miranda that's right yeah you're a you're a part of the cast and crew you're you're mildly famous on the Internet do you know that no it's true there are people who know your name and you know want to see more of you on this man this man's YouTube channel and I'm one of it quite frankly so a serious question is this here's what inquiring minds want to know 11.10 caps exes called him crook is there any legitimacy to that what does he have a craziness I was warming her up to the crooked penis question guys kind of like that that anchor on your shirt shaped like that right it's blaze off in two different directions at the end [Laughter] famous crook was how big is it Homura hold your fingers up how big is it where is he now is he here yeah we need it we need it we need it bring in crook poor God there are a million people with an interest in your either crooked or formerly crooked penis what is the story behind this all right there we go ladies don't we just get a a a [ __ ] ography from the by himself that's an auto cartography now it was complete cartography I like this well that was nice and awkward where should we go from here I love pissing off people that get pissed off by stupid things like car you didn't know the specific subject of Islam that al Assad is part of pisses me off like people really did man it's stuff like that you may need to see a professional I saw some comments where people thought we were joking about the Syria thing that it was it was a call to be for joke because the bad guy and cold 84 I guess was also al-assad they were like guys their jets please let that be a penis picture it's a quick it's totally a people where's the penis picture is this any larger swing so that's the one-man Wolf Pack but what does it say it says eggs at golf knack those periods are ridiculous females shouldn't be punished for not being pregnant that's it that's it that's true but why is it relevant to the show why are you here here for our amusement I'm convinced of it we should just slip in bad facts to every pain killer already now I like it I think we should intentionally like refer to like some world leader it like Medvedev like instead of calling Medvedev Medvedev call him like melih dev you know just completely no no no it's it's Medvedev and everybody no no no we got a show we got show pepper he says I got a show you want me to do a show called the king of [ __ ] that pretty much follows no no we want we want you to do the show pain killer already that's going on right now not talk about coupons I don't mind the girl personally PC lefties basic masterrace did she see Miley Cyrus a couple weeks ago at the award show oh sweet Jesus what do we want to do we want to continue down a path where we where we [ __ ] with this girl or do we want to continue down a story path is a big big I'm 95% sure that the guy leading the rebels in Syria is Saddam Hussein behind the scenes Saddam Hussein loves Sunni Islam didn't me he loved all of Islam yes was a man of the people he would they referred to him as the chosen one I believe his father his father had a dark past from what I understand he he was badly injured in a fire and he had to wear this he's sort of black prosthetic getup thing and respirator it was a whole thing so his dad was Darth Vader yeah yeah yeah I believe that was his Sunni Islam name and and little known fact Saddam Hussein and Barack Obama second cousins it's the true he's in here he's like it when you talk look this way and address this microphone okay that's seven a little dirty hello microphone how are you doing today okay what he makes me get so close to my microphone makes my neck hurt really bad but one time I leaned away from it and it wasn't a pretty sight when you shot my dog I don't like this anymore we all just got really crazy nobody's impressed it just got wheel see it's not fair really you like the [ __ ] room it's not fair because Woody's recording is coming live off of his microphone my audio signal is coming through Google Hangouts so I sound like [ __ ] compared to woody even though it should sound better so I have to hope in hi tiniest wings it [ __ ] up he has a good mic but it's something beyond that I think he hasn't set up a didn't tuned in in a way that makes him sound great you know we'll do the Minecraft live stream and lefty hops on and all of a sudden we had like a professional audio person in the stream and everyone else feels inadequate I'm just I just turned knobs and I hope it sounds okay everybody else comes in they're really quiet right [Music] - an Astra like that's where they start the next thing they do is they buy a desktop mic and they have it with like no vibration dampening next to their keyboard nuit do I sound 30% sexier now and shockmount kids shock mounts shock mounts I use a staged ways you have you have I take two pairs I take two pairs of women's underwear that I found in the drawer next to my computer desk and I fold them and then I sit the microphone on top of that and that seems to get rid quite a bit of a vibration from the Xbox see Kyle was in that stage we were just addressing if you put like a towel yeah you just need a little something like that like I was recording and I saw this like in an audacity there was this notable you know a audio signature and I literally sat the mic on top of the underwear and immediately this dropped out not this Carol there's two ways that could go there's no way they could go yeah it could be like some leather bustier crazy [ __ ] she needs a lot of she's she's having flow kind of gal and I have a story about something that so there was this one summer where we were doing a lot of construction work with my dad and we had you know we hired some help we hired this guy he was an ex-con his name's Billy he said back in prison they called him the Georgia Bulldog because of his violent temperament he was [ __ ] ripped so his body type reminded me a lot like like maybe Brad Pitt from Fight Club just super muscular super cut but he was his fingers were deformed in a way that made them difficult to do things they were they were weird fingers you know somewhere too short and one of them didn't have enough joints and when I didn't have a fingernail and he just went with it and he'd had his really [ __ ] up life so he had this it'll pass and he had this whole thing going on I remember I always remember he's up on the roof like hammering these shingles and he had a funky way of holding the nail because of his weird hand he just smash his contract and he would smash his hand and this horrible he'd just scream and he'd duck taking take his fingers anyway I went to go pay this guy one day he was drinking and he starts telling me his life story the sob story about his father abusing him and like being in an area where there weren't any quite people hadn't deal with racism where all these black guys would jump in and having an experience where he defended himself with a 2x4 with nails sticking out of it and he had a gotten head with it and then once all that was over he reaches into like one of those old metal cookie jars that your grandma might have around and you know you always open that thing hoping for those sugar cookies but it never is you know it's it's sewing needles or something like that in his women's underwear enormous women's underwear these things outstretched him out in front of him arms outstretched fully and this is a grown man and he did not have to close his arms very much they weren't huge I could not fit into these underwear and I don't have enough friends to get next to me to make them we couldn't all fit in there could I fit in it under workout no no one could and they were not sexy even if they were if they were like big and like you know like some sexy underwear I'd have still been like cool cool deal man that's a little big okay he's big giant granny panties and he kept this some sort of a [ __ ] trophy I'm like fourteen or something I had to get out of here I need it as a draw for the front of my car oh you told me good these things you can dry your whole car one of these it's like a super absorbent [ __ ] diaper almost it was huge I've told this story before so I'll tell it in fast-forward but my friend joined a fraternity and as a freshman they had an award that they gave everybody called the hog and it was whoever slept with the biggest woman and he was sleeping with a lot of big women but no one really notable until the one the ones and he won the hog that year and the big thing that I keep stealing the line but was that her hood her underwear could fit over the front of the Volkswagen bug that is [ __ ] awesome it was Wow so I do have to say that when I hear about I've heard about contests like that in like I don't know and like a Law & Order episode it goes wrong that but it happens a lot in scenarios like that that's worth saying I've never seen something like that in real life I didn't know [ __ ] like that actually happened that's [ __ ] up I've gotta say that's the kind of stuff that leads to like a carry type situation where everybody gets burned alive I would not [ __ ] with somebody like that hog okay alright she probably doesn't want to win the title but I think she wanted to get some lovin dude this is totally like because they love a lot of the movie care or the book Carrie lay down for ya maybe I'll make you internet famous videos general [ __ ] pleasing general [ __ ] that's you that's your new that's your new nickname in addition to the other one I talked about earlier what about major nipple nibbling that invokes a mental image eyes it's a very sensitive microphone I'm folding paper folding or business papers I'm folding or are you perhaps moving them in a circular manner around an axis perhaps no cuz I don't know anybody that would use the rolodex any of you use a Rolex what if your what if there's an electromagnetic patrol in it did you were close to you wanna get in touch Domino's if the Russians attack trees I never understood world X's more than just why don't keep a like like a composition book with phone numbers in it because the rolodex allows quick and easy access if you're familiar with how to operate one like you know it's a proper secretary back in the day would have you know been really proficient with a rolodex she would operate it in a way that you believe I used to be typing thinking about rolodex I remember my [ __ ] elementary school library had the still had the card system in effect the Dewey Decimal System come on that's I'm talking about where you had to like look up like a score yeah that's the Dewey Decimal System you said you wouldn't do this for the show horrible liar I have a question how is the Diablo 3 port to ps3 is there any good it's a very boring conversation piece whose distinction not a conversation there he asked me how the Diablo 3 port is and I said nobody wants to hear it because like there's like three people on it but I wanted to hear you know I was curious as well fine alright I played both Diablo 3 on the PC whenever released in May of last year and this one right here currently this right here currently is the 1.08 patch and it's been dramatically increased since the last time I played Diablo I feel like the game itself is a very smooth it's very fluid at the support that really hits back home with me from being a gamer in the 90s versus you know somebody that might be getting into gaming down to 2000s mainly because it's it's four player co-op on screen like you can actually get your buddies and actually do couch co-op again and it's a very fun experience in that way but it also lends itself right over to the multiplayer they did very good things that really that took away from Diablo on the PC such as the auction house and always online those are two things I really like about the PC one always online with a [ __ ] because you could never play by yourself and beat without internet connection and to the auction house really took away the feeling of finding a good item from you and when you actually found something good it wasn't impressive because she could have found that same item easier on the auction house for like 25 cents there was no need to actually form anything because you could buy everything being a better profit modem for Blizzard little Activision Blizzard it is I think it took away from the game itself and the console port does not have that and I think it plays very fluently on the console in all classes transition greatly only five my scene was with the witch doctor in this targeting targeting issues but it's still fun to play as a witch doctor and each cry still the funnest class I get it 7 out of 10 it's not a perfect game because it's just a remake of a PC game but they did a very good job port wise there you go that was a very you should chop that up and put it on your channel so to review Diablo 3 ps3 just title it that put that there that should be its own video for you ask you how do you feel about polygamy I feel like polygamy is wrong because I already have one woman upset with me in the morning in the bed why would I want to they're not on the same bed so they don't do that polygamy women will stay in the same bed because I'm too [ __ ] lazy to walk across the houses and figure out which day it is so I've been watching this show on HBO called Big Love I'm sure there's a bunch of they're familiar with it but basically it's it's Bill Pullman and he's used to start the show and he's got three wives he's got look you know white that's his age a wife that's maybe five seven years younger and another wife who's only like 23 who's hot and to me it doesn't look like everybody thinks of pulling at me is like oh yeah you just you got like eight why and he's [ __ ] him all the time no no no it's it's a nightmare scenario like you have to you have one of the guys who's it pulling it was he's got like he's like he's like bill I got 60 mouths to feed he's like [ __ ] it's got you know in he's done which is really cool it's the it's the main premise of the show is he bought a house for each of his wives and they each get a night of the week with him for like you know they sleep with him and on that night they share the same bed so like he goes to a different one of these three houses each of which each of which he owns every night and he's got what he doesn't have the many kids he's only been doing it for like ten years or something he's got I don't know six or seven kids it's a cool show but I don't think I'd want to be a polygamist the pressure would be outstanding just to keep one woman and he is enough work to keep the kids all your happy and on the right track is a lot of work you get up to ten kids and three women and that's a big freaking shift to steer yeah and that's why that's that's one of the charming things about the show I think like if this guy were just having a great time it was really easy you'd almost be like yeah but that's kind of gross dude you got three wives you're only doing this because you know this is a sexual thing but that's not what you see you see how [ __ ] impossibly hard it is and how they're like they're doing the things you just described they're trying to keep the kids on the right path you know they've got kids that range in age from you know months old to like six hundred seventeen years old and and you know they're all spread out in between there so one kids got a dance recital one kids you know going to the prom or something and meanwhile he's having to keep all three of these very different women happy financially and you know in every way I guess that a man keeps his wife happy yeah I have been taught I've heard about it yeah it's all the first three seasons I don't know if there was more than there and there was maybe a one guy three wives maybe eight kids or something I'm going off memory and his wife seemed pretty happy but every so often like the he had two wives and then when he got the third one they felt a little I don't want to say betrayed but that's not a bad word to choose and they just jealous of the new wife and she's clearly Lightning of the youngest prettiest one in the group and that must happen all the time and at some point you'll pick up the fourth wife and the other three will feel like they're tired yeah my question about the polygamy is like how do you get that kind of game it's not I mean like like so it's not like that so you're so the way it works is a lot of times not always and not in the situation of this show necessarily but a lot of times it's so the polygamists that I'm talking about or a branch or in our sect I guess you might say the Mormons are the Church of Latter day Saints so they are like following the original teachings those are basically Christians right yeah like Christians maybe like I'm I feel like I'm ignorant to speak about it but broad strokes are that some guy claims he found some some golden plates like in Cynthia central United States I don't know exactly where like Missouri for example somewhere in there Utah better and his name's Joseph Smith and he claimed that when he put these golden plates written by the hand of God himself into a hat much like the Sorting Hat from Harry Potter if you will and when he peered into that hat he could read the you know the Word of God himself a new scripture I believe is what you but but only him right nobody else's like note down his words and they started anew like I said I I don't I don't know all the details I don't like judging people's religion you was a con man I'm sorry about just any Mormons and they're in there nicely dressed attire man you guys are great really they're really nice all the Mormons I know are actually really nice people they really are you guys are great we like you a lot we just find your religion a bit difficult to stomach the belief not really it's not religious gross don't feel bad I find all religious hard to stomach no it's not as hard to stomach I'm taking the pressure off me wings no it's not it's not believable I think wings means that unless you have faith unless you were given the gift of faith it sure seems like [ __ ] it's like Daniel Tosh has a joke and it goes something along the lines of you know I'm not gonna believe her religion that's so young that I can ask my dad about it oh yeah I remember that guy yeah it's not real I'm not looking visually it's just like 100 years old or something 200 maybe how long about no woody now five six years yeah what he goes wink to give me $100 I make it $200 tomorrow I don't have enough faith to eat and go with that yeah but you haven't checked out his minecraft server you could probably do that do these minecraft sorry by the way where is that what do you tell us we're gonna check that out really have you mentioned that before first time I've heard of it no I so this mine minecraft that's that what is this sorcery is it a digging game so I want to talk about PC gaming for a second in I'm grown to discover that what's popular in PC gaming often times is games with a level of depth that doesn't happen on the console the console stuff I played so much if it feels rkt by comparison now which isn't a bad thing I mean in today's video an explosion man and I was looking for something that was on the extreme end of our KD but even like Call of Duty like that the level of depth that exists in PC games there's engineering that happens in Minecraft you know and people build these contraptions and I I look at this essentially the schematics of what they built and I don't understand how it works and it's impressive to me but there's and then the factions and the powers and the fighting and the you know the gun fighting in Call of Duty is fairly simple be the first on target it helps to have cover that'll cover most of your of your troubles you know I'll be the first to start the gunfight meaning you might be the guy that moves away from cover and outside but in there's there's so much like preparation and you know what you eat and what you're doing and you know what you have you've enchanted your weapon and which weapons use to which advantage that exists in Minecraft that it it's blowing me away there's so much to learn and I don't think minecraft is unique in that way PC games and their mods take at League of Legends is another one right I'm not an expert in League of Legends so forgive my ignorance on this but I think the depth of knowledge that it takes to be a great League of Legends player is somewhere on the level of chess you know it there are all these things have so much to know and so much to learn and I'm like huh so that's one of the differences and it doesn't make console gaming bad it's really not I mean I loved console gaming it just makes it quicker to pick up and it depends on what you want but anyway back to Minecraft yeah I've been playing it I've been learning it I've been having a good time with it and I've only scratched the surface on what there is to know and do what do you crapped on it check it out it's free why did your favorite boss and fall out wings yeah did it just define what you mean by boss you know one of the souped up characters that has their own sort of you know special they're loaded up a special are more special gun they got their own name you know there's only like a special NPC yeah well a special MPC or even something like lanius you know like a final boss anything like that who's your boss Big Bang I mean my favorite NPC would be Joshua Graham yeah I don't know I can't really think about it I want to ask woody a question I'm gonna have a hard time do topic because I'm still on what I wanted to do my brain still thinking about Minecraft talk about PC and the depth of Minecraft and EEE reference Call of Duty and like I think everybody's here is in the same boat with call to duty I'm not about to rock Kyle but like what would it take for you it to make you excited again isn't that like I feel like Call of Duty fatigue hit me later than the bulk of YouTube right you know I promise you behind the scenes when you talk to Call of Duty youtubers a lot of them have played a lot of cod and they're doing it because it's their job that's the deal a lot of them started in cod4 and sometimes even earlier but I was genuinely loving cod all the way up until you know a month and a half ago and then I I stuck my hand out of the rabbit hole and saw all this stuff and it was like wow you know there's so much more out there that I haven't been checking out I need to do that I do that every year to some extent but this time last year we're sitting here asking ourselves is it too early to start road to Call of Duty or black ops 2 you know we're like that well I can't wait to do Road to Black Ops 2 I want this game in my hands I'm alright we're like planning and scheming on how to get the next one and we're like it's just not on shelves yet we can't do row 2 black ops 2 right now this time this year I mean activations treating me better than they've ever treated me they flew me out to play cod ghosts and check it out and I played it and it was good you know it it has seven new game types I don't know them all yet but I know I think three of them it has character customization that makes the pic 10 system look like checkers you know as compared to the chests that is the new character customization it has you know of course all new map cities they've done way more innovation in cod ghosts' than I expected to see I feel like you know every year the game innovates to some extent and the you know sometimes they move one step forward sometimes they move forward this is like a seven step forward game with all these new game types all this character customization all this new console maybe that opened up this thing dedicated servers cod ghosts has dedicated servers on the Xbox ps4 probably not but Xbox and PC have dedicated servers and everyone's just like have you seen titanfall yeah it's like they can't do anything right at this point they should 7 new game modes character customization that is outrageous and I'm not talking about decorative characters customization that's not the kind of thing that excites me you know if you tell me the guy can put on a green helmet I'm like you gotta be [ __ ] kidding me I don't care but if you're telling me that setting up a class is way more sophisticated than it's ever been before like it if you go back to cop 4 right there's like one class that's right maybe two your perks are gonna be bandolier stopping power and dead silence roughly all the time and your gun is gonna be linked got a bunch of choices it's maybe six guns I can run through them then we're gonna Cod for the advanced to when they drop stopping power is the second perk and all of a sudden more options open up like in black ops 1 there were different things that you could do and then you go to black ops 2 and the clad character customization all the classes you can choose there are way more options than you've ever had before the things you can put on your gun matter more they're almost like perks what's coming is at another level and I cannot tell you what a good class is yet I have what's the number 200,000 options to sort through so I understand which of these things is most valuable and you know everything in the pic system is worth a point in this next one some are worth five maybe seven I forget but some are definitely worth five in some cost one you know so you might run ghosts it takes five perks you run some other thing it takes one perk what they've done with cod ghosts is really great and they personally treated me greater than they ever had before and in return I'm playing Minecraft I feel like it's not their fault but at the end of the day they're still kind of adhering to the same formula it's it's close quarters action a high frame rate action-packed more tactical than not strategy and it's just it's kind of the same formula it's it's embellished it's it's it's amplified but it's still that which okay I mean personally I've been playing on small maps since cod4 and it was funny cod for a little less fun in modern warfare 2 it was still fun black ops 1 took some getting used to and they did they went even bigger than modern warfare 2 and which I kind of enjoyed but then progressively smaller smaller smaller and in action action action which okay if you love action you want action all the time and you want to be ten steps from action whenever you spawn in okay but I just I like okay I've fired a lot of you know bullets in close quarters okay I like close quarters I think I'm unique in that way okay I forgive some of the downfalls of close quarters like lag right if everyone's shooting from across the map it's a little less connect connection sensitive but when I can do in the room and then I better lobby with a bad connection I just go to the next one and I understand that that's the price I pay for having the close quarters action that I prefer what I don't like and then what I did see in cod ghosts in terms of map design traditional Call of Duty map designed the traffic flows like this picture a capital H in your head and draw a vertical stripe down the middle that is cod map design you know do um sub base in modern warfare 2 right you've got the two routes on the side one in the middle do overgrown which is one more for two in cod4 you've got the two bridges on the side and that route through like grandma's house across the ravine in the middle duzu right you got the two things on the side one in the middle and that one kind of had another way to most of the map flows the the map traffic in call duty history is a capital H with this with a vertical stripe down the middle in modern warfare 3 the room apps where the traffic flow was just like a child scribble drawing um Arcadian is a great example of that in our Caden people came from wherever right that escalator thing they some people would be up by the call I was boobies that had all those posters on the ledge some people would be looking out the window some people would be in the escalator area some would be downstairs upstairs there's that statue there's that under hanging by B Tom there was no traffic flow to our Caden whatsoever they just came from all over and if you're playing Dom you kind of know they're roughly in front of you were behind you because of the flags but the traffic flow in our Cayden is crazy iron flow in the cod ghost maps that I've seen which is like three it was like arcade where people come from everywhere and if that's your style you're gonna love it if it's not you know I kind of like the capital H thing I love the capital H thing but even then like I think I'm done with shooters like I think it was a period of my life that's over with no way really just tell my shooters in general like you say titanfall to I don't care like people have put about a full three that's one not for me I'm sorry I'm doing all the talking right now but in battlefield 3 one of the problems I have if you play battlefield 3 on PC and you start today there are people who have been honing their battlefield 3 skills since the day it dropped they play every day they're like pros they're crushing it I get battlefield 3 and now I've played it off PC gaming that my mouse and keyboard skills are that of a gamer right I'm not a pro or anything but look I'm playing it every day and but still like the way the map control works the way these guys know how to play battlefield 3 it's like trying to start counter-strike routine fortress there are people out there like that a pro level ready to eat your lunch I need a fresh game to start even with everybody else feel for October 4 dude like it's like how anybody from Battlefield ever says that are they ever like yeah won't play Call of Duty but you're going in there then just take your [ __ ] lunch money well the new called it goes it's coming out I bet everybody we knew at that now work that way battlefield a word that way either mean yeah exactly yeah this gives the points like what can they do for first-person shooters for people that are grizzled veterans because I know you always want to get new guys and that's that's the route that you should go for but you got to keep the people there too and you got to do something for them and like I don't honestly know what they can do they keep me and get me excited for first-person shooters I haven't seen even one screenshot of titanfall how little I cared about it well I bet if I showed you a titanfall trailer and put headset on you and you know gave it an offer like a an opportunity to all you with the audio in a proper video that you'd look at it and say I placed a very dull ass games like to me a video game needs to occupy my brain what Call of Duty did for me back in the day was I was astonished much town horn I loved the fact that I was using my brain to win battles I love the fact I was using the map strategically to win battles before being strategic was even popular you know you know before YouTube was even popular you to come to you know just picking people off and you won your battles with your mind instead of with your guns I love that that's why I play games like Final Fantasy why play games like Diablo it's more about character setup than it is about actual gaming skill depth of game that's what I was trying to say about PC gaming there's there's a depth of gaming that I'm getting in you now that like I don't know like excelling in cod is it's a step beyond excelling in a platform you know like a you know a jump on the platform type game but it's only one step past it excelling in some of the other PC games are so strategic it's more like excelling in chess you know the League of Legends I imagined to be that way I'm not a league player minecraft feels that way like it just the way that you there's an economy in Minecraft there's a legit economy people are setting up sugar cane fields and they get this so cows breed and you you can go your cows grow they breed and then when they reach adulthood you slaughter them you get leather you get meat and then if you have a farm then you can get money when that money you can go to the store and get all kinds of things diamond armor and etc but that's a pain in yes you want to automate it so people make Cal farms there are only one level tall so they have like an area where so at one level tall and and they breed and they have babies and then as soon as the baby's reach adulthood they're 2 blocks tall they suffocate and they drop meat on the ground and I'm like that's a damn clever idea I saw these forms with like roofs on them so that things automatically drop and it's easy to crop them in and like the farming and the mining and the animal farming operations that people do the redstone there's a depth of play to minecraft that I hadn't seen before and it's super interesting to me I bet that guy that thought about that one look that that's tough a gating tactic felt really good about himself when he seen it and it worked he's like yeah this is great dude and then other people started praising him for it they seen it and they praised it and I feel like being a part of Call of Duty community you don't get that anymore like when I first started doing this nobody was mad at me camping people were like wow this is great you know this is I like this spot and now and now it's just like you're an evil evil person ah that's interesting that you said so two things I could talk about I do remember that I remember you did a video I don't know if it was a video and rundown or if you gave me a personal tour but you showed me lines of sight that I hadn't seen before you run down the model where for to bathroom you guys remember had like a river in the middle and three bridges again capital each with a stripe traffic pattern and wings would go in the lake towards the back of the match and show me a line of sight against a particular camping spot that I had never seen and they wouldn't think to look for me there but there they are I can pick him off behind their thing and it was like this is great with this this is worth four kills a game which is nearly a predator which is the only they can escalate into a predator hair your chopper cut like this line of sight was so valuable it was fantastic now if we need to show that line of sight today I hated on oh my god you're not running around with an SOG I hate you I love those kind of lines I love when maps were designed like chess boards instead of you know scribble drawings like there was power points on the map but every power point had a counter point mm-hmm like the biggest when it comes to mind was jungle in black ops one I mean black ops one didn't have a whole lot of like strategic maps but it had some like jungle the big spot when you were trapped on C was there was a barrel that went across and like a rope bridge and there was a barrel sitting at the end of it people sit on that barrel and shoot you as you come out that fire base but if you stood on the left side of it there was like a like almost a head high box on its side like this and you could take that box and shoot over it and take that guy on the barrel out now on your team to funnel and get access to the bridge above B well just think of something like the trash pile and bog from cod4 yeah that's that's the power point you can cut that you've got everything in jungle if you play in domination that Hut above be done right it was dangerous I used to spend it I spent an entire year every time I played that man I try to control the hut about be dumb because you control that Hut you control B Dom itself and usually only get like the retails or so if you're doing well before you die it's competitive and you're going to be people are gonna know that you're there and if that's the case it's hard to win all your gunfights oh I love the hut when you're using like the thermal like thermal sucked on black ops one let the hut if you stood to the right side of the right door you can look through the bushes with the thermal and see people coming down that path yeah I used it I put up games on jungle where I had like a - KD but I have 18 defense and I felt like everyone was looking at KD it's like you don't understand I'm the reason we won this game right the Katie might have been too but yeah my persistence on this power position is why we had two flags instead of one all game long 18 divisions that's the call of duty I missed right there when Call of Duty was a strategic game on YouTube and not a slam-dunk contest it is right now it's a slam-dunk contest I got into a lobby with people that didn't leave and I got my dogs just warmin lowest are three times that's a good game I think it's a hypothetical game that's a hypothetical game that's what a big game is I just like I don't play as much Cod as I did two months ago and you know I pop in play two games 160 kills I swear had a hard time getting a ground war games no it was domination on slums and I've seen this my needle streets what you say I'd like to see this game like 60 kills 66 is hard to do it was actually 59 that's 60 I hear you baby that's 60 yeah yeah we got 60 in a team deathmatch no I think the house I got a team deathmatch like 51 I don't play much TDM either I play I remember that 51 - a little wasteland wheezes got like a play-by-play in his head saved up like no let me take you guys through this man I think I got like 60 kills on block this is like I'm having more fun talking about call of duty and the cameraman missing a weight than I do playing it like I rage quit on the [ __ ] screen where the 3 guys are standing and asked me to get online we load the game up it goes Xbox Live has those three guys pointing the guns at you you're already I'm already upset you know what I was thinking about winter's coming are we happy about that I'm kind of looking forward to winter I'm always looking forward to winter are you yeah it's my favorite time of the year I don't want green trees and pollen and wildlife I want to get cold as [ __ ] and you know everything that I usually run over with my car goes and hides in a hole for the three or four months North Carolina is my climate that that's my declaration when I lived in New Jersey and winter was coming and I mean a Noctor Jersey you know it one spot of the turd place smells bad there is one part of New Jersey where you drive for like an hour and it smells really bad the whole time I'm talking about what it's like a paper mill or something yes Jersey I still got you Jersey Georgetown that's why we don't like you you with the smelly kid in class your pants and your mom didn't even show up but here is the thing with the climate in that region in the country it the winter is nine months long you know I might be exaggerating a bit there but the winners long and it feels and the sky is gray all winter and North Carolina like it's sunny five six days a week here all winter long even when it's quote-unquote cold am i cold I mean like 48 degrees it's blue skies and it's nice out like I take my kid to the swing set or something and it's like this is February this is so easy to get through in Jersey I didn't feel like that I'm almost looking forward to winter now and that never happened to me growing up because winters here are kind of like a spring or fall this is this is my place to be left a year from Chicago how do you feel a winter coming oh I like winter because I like celebrating Christmas even though I'm an atheist which is kind of weird but it's I don't know it's fun it's a fun time for me I like to I liked it cold but then like in some things the cold is nice like when it's like it's later at night and it's cold you want to go to bed and you you don't you gotta get under the covers and try to warm up but it's it's you know it's like a little game it's it's nice it's cozy you get to be cozy I guess would be a good term for it but then like if you try to go start your car and it's like zero degrees outside and you've got to start your car and you've got to wipe the snow off of it or crack the ice and then scratch the ice off and then you got to let your car warm up for about 20 30 minutes so that you know you don't start hurting things it's that's when it's like oh yeah the cold kind of sucks so there's there's good aspects to it and then and then bad stuff but it can get it can get pretty cold it sucks does it get cold enough to hurt you when you breathe yes yes yeah I don't know what zero feels like I mean 40 degrees about my top flute yet here people who say it is full of [ __ ] there's not a thing that should be a temperature call the warming is put zero throughout the planet get rid of that won't heavy area like 50 or what-have-you degrees swamp air swamp swamp Kyle do we have to start talking about when your accent slip shut up dusty you're such a dirty [ __ ] mouth let me tell you guys I went to the kitchen got myself some cool whip refrigerator ways to pronounce the word what here it sounds like you what what what what what people always give us all of you you T all Walter Leonard Walter say oil oil I can't sell people that are like Paulo like a me that Paulo like what is a pillow what is that hello hello or milk hell yeah people say milk yes welcome to slap unity Oh was what the [ __ ] a war that's when you watch something you clean him I am I guess I'm everyone has an accent but I guess mine is kind of neutral you have that problem about one word that alternate type of energy that we use that's not hydroelectric coal or solar you know it's the one that gives off radiation what is it though he said what he said nuclear he said you know I was nuclear is my but I have the same one would documentary and its nuclear what is a documentary that's acceptable though right that's it acceptable I think the reason we use it has something to do with when your brain is multitasking and something about the way I don't know so they're about the way our brains process word documentary if we don't think about it it spits out documentary so that when you're commentating a video I but it's happened to barge it's happened to me and I don't say this if you can get wings to talk about the kitty shooting [Music] [Laughter] that is a hell of a shot and that is a tiny man we try to get Grand Theft Auto 5 early since I want to play that I don't want to play that pre-sales of granted auto 5 are higher than cod ghosts according to an infographic I saw today these are stats pain killer already officials not facts stats yeah different so you can take photos to the bank just don't expect anything in return no no not little tender expect an overdraft fee just a cool game to like or is it that amazing a game I haven't been into grand theft auto since the ps2 days I forget if it was Vice City or the one before that but I think there's probably Vice City for you the best one Vice City was my favorite for sure okay tell us an address game that was popular what the hell Diablo 3 gets the [ __ ] yeah when you when you wings when you cut up your your review of Diablo 3 on ps3 put that at the end like like if you have an outro put that and then like fade back in to that and then just you Diablo 3 it's the [ __ ] they just cuddle that would be great see I'm excited for Grand Theft Auto 5 because I'm a big fan of the series I played it since grand theft auto 3 on the ps2 when they first went 3d or you know the third-person kind of thing that they did well I guess the other ones on PlayStation were third person but you get you guys fans know what I'm talking about yeah and but when Grand Theft Auto 4 came out I wasn't in YouTube this was 2008 and now as a content creator as a content creator and a fan of the series I'm really excited because I really liked the RPG elements and the quote realistic cannon that they tried it that they're trying with grand theft auto 4 and now 5 I like that but the RPG elements that they're reinstituting from like san andreas I'm really interested in as well and so it's just a fan and somebody that's gonna play the game but also it's like a as a content creator because I I think I can play that game and be entertaining and comedic and work well within the game and make entertaining content that people will hopefully watch so I'm it's like twofold for me so I'm kind of really excited you were sitting on that wad weren't you you were sitting on so this guy when the website approached me and it's like Grand Theft Auto cheats and he's like if you pimp it then maybe we can both like you know whatever rise to the top with it together and my stance on cheating and games is that it's only okay if your victims are AI right you know if you wanna whatever glitch out the map and kill AI if you want to go into god mode and kill every zombie in the world I don't care knock yourself out if your way of enjoying games is that then go play your game but if your victims are other people like you know it's a competitive environment and you're running extra health or something that I'm not cool with it what kind of cheats are typically in Grand Theft Auto are they multi oh yes okay so I got this I still have I still have the grand theft auto vice city cheats memorized I could still punch those out on my PlayStation 2 controller um yeah the cheats are fun they make the game better to me using that so there's a couple different combinations and there's three different issues that are weapon packs so it just loads you up with like ten different weapons and you know you if you alternate one button on the comment on the button combination you get a different set of these ten weapons things like increasing your health all the way and lowering your wanted great nobody's NPCs it's just you know just police the police in the game it makes the game a lot more fun if you're the kind of player who occasionally likes just going on rampage then why have to shoot you're you know you're good gunner you know something you actually earned one I just have like an endless supply of Molotov cocktails or something or RPGs or m6 deeds or whatever it's fun if your victims are NPCs which means non-player character for you guys we don't know which is the computer they break your computer I don't care literally we support right here yeah be sure to use your wind always use wet platinum when penetrating your o the disk drive is that ready gonna stick it I was gonna open the bats coming in the future right like how long is it before they attach some sort of a sexual device to to your computer what if there is something that like you know like followed along with the the video you were washing in and and did something I want no part of this well I want to be on the kicks are on the USB flashlight that actually moves up and down USB power and you like have a program that comes with it so you can have either blow you or like [ __ ] you lose [ __ ] tight [ __ ] what loose [ __ ] what's the loose fall I walk I'm trying to bridge all the demographic here cue like add it push down even harder let me like wait it sounds like a rape machine goes beyond USB power here there's like a gasoline engine this is diesel-powered oh don't don't do that don't belong to the subreddit I would like a 10% cut of this when it becomes a multi-million dollar idea right no part in getting it there but once it is give me that 10% so do we want do we want to actually talk about Syria gamertag what's that Vladimir Putin he I thought I thought of a good gamertag for him for Call of Duty what would it be shooting Putin 187 California not much else was happen Obama's basically saying that he's gonna let Congress decide if he's gonna strike or not at first Obama said that they would be limited strikes but now it's come out that it's basically gonna be like 200 Tomahawk cruise missiles followed by two days of bombing with B ones and B twos and they mentioned b-52s too because they typically cluster bombs which are basically dropping landmines and they don't explode and they make tacky-ass songs they actually said they were going to use air to air-to-ground missiles with from the b-52s I guess that's a thing now yeah I don't know I don't know how old the various [ __ ] I imagine the bottom of a b-52 now looks like the back of a porcupine and I can stand those instead of like 100 cluster bombs it's a hundred smart missiles coming at you there are a million and a half dollars in each and they don't give a [ __ ] anymore do this oh he wants to do it bad man but you know what awesome he asked Congress almost like he read this thing the Constitution and talking about like Congress declaring war and he's actually gonna be like yeah look good for you Obama read the Constitution obviously these are ready to spend half a billion dollars to bomb a country because they killed 14 other people I don't know about that cost that you came up with it still went on base what what he said you know 200 cruise missiles at a million 1/2 pieces 300 million bucks yeah I'm sure the b-52 rates can cover the other 200 million yeah you're probably right probably billion dollar enterprise yeah I talked to actually said the guy live stream with Andrew Lashley with a couple of people but he's won and I was like what's such a big deal about chemical weapons why is that like nothing because we have nukes and we I mean Bush was trying to get more nukes little nukes you know bunker buster' nukes and we have napalm and we have all the things that are similar to donate moments okay I guess we don't use napalm anymore that's a historical thing the u.s. is all kinds of [ __ ] that will kill you but for some reason the way we kill you is better thank God we use bullets that's legit kill stuff right there no we use missiles and we use cluster bombs and we use you know explosives and we're thinking about using little nukes but they're just little nooks oh no don't get all worked up about it but use chemical weapons oh my god sure the most horrible terrible person in the world that's the thing I've got more so I started I asked why is this such a big deal and he says he thinks it's a holdover from World War 1 World War one had the first like weapons of mass destruction and chemical weapons just did this mass destruction thing right they they written rain down a hell that we didn't see before it was the first mega effective weapon and now there's still a mindset that these chemical weapons are extra bad that it's something you shouldn't use even though really there out-of-date compared to some of the ways that the US has for killing you because they're chemical weapons now it's an extra horrible terrible thing and and that really they should be classified in the same way as some of the other weapons can I throw a counterpoint here yeah all right you're thinking about tabbing gas from World War one which was basically designed just to kill people it's not really a thing I think chemical warfare 8 turns into more biological warfare which is morally called what happens when a country sends a virus over that eats flesh and you get sick because it's airborne and you have the whole countries just get away and sing indistinctly and disease to children dying in the streets I mean a bomb blows you up what if you're not the bombs acidity you're good but somebody can get sick from that chemical warfare and drive to your house and now your family's done but not from the chemical warfare from the biological warfare and I think if they'd use biological warfare like a pizza weaponized smallpox on these people I think me feeling a lot different about it dude you don't mess around with contagious diseases that stuff can spread way beyond your intended victims we're going in you're done like haven't you ever seen a zombie movie we're gonna [ __ ] your day up I feel I'm you know these are pica effects but he's just he's killing 1,400 people with the big strike and these chemical weapons and stuff and I think you know man I'm sure if you know you're gonna get this worked up you would use bullets exactly that's what we're saying right now it's ridiculous it and in the end I just feel like it's like why do we care so much don't we have enough [ __ ] going on domestically that we can handle yes I mean with that three hundred million dollars can be spent somewhere else maybe to pay off her debt a little bit just a little bit would that even make it maybe even scratch the CR at risk real [ __ ] let's do that for a change we're not we're the real [ __ ] Kyle that's the plan looking at you Canada I'm looking at you [ __ ] and it was witness on that we should know that this was a North Korea so so I think I'm pretty sure about this I know for sure that the countries that are with us are France they're ready to light put boots on the ground probably maybe they're sending a boat in the area one of the biggest aircraft carriers in the world I'm told and the Canada candidates with us and I'm not sure who will have the Mounties the Mounties yes no they are not [ __ ] [ __ ] well they kind of did so the you know the Prime Minister over there was like yeah let's do it and he goes to the things the House of Commons maybe he goes to then he's like he knows productor a vote let's do this and for the first time since like 17 I think it was 1791 first time since 1791 that they didn't you know agree with him on the basis of war and the last time it happened was when we fought for independence from England and and they were like no we're done stop the war with America really [ __ ] up here Britain was smart they they sent over like 12 guys because the United States lost England I swear to God if anyone ever messes with England the entire country will rally like never had that friend who's on your side when you're wrong that's what England did with Iraq I don't care what happens to England same team absolutely right they don't feel that way about us as much I saw her I saw survey we're like 66% said that they didn't care if the the recent vote about the war damaged their relations with America just like why not why don't they like us we really like you guys you got this cool accent like putting our movies making your Butler's and [ __ ] I don't know some of them are some of them are [ __ ] [ __ ] most of your okay you guys Nick Queen over there she's like 114 years old or something look at that cool royal family get this guy's is we have to hit shot to the the of the of the Prince's wife it's awesome I like you guys I mean I mean and the funny thing is I mean you're just a tiny island country now you're not that empire that we used to be friends with we stay friends with you even though pretty much you know you shrunk down from a giant Empire to like a tiny island every time the u.s. goes to war England is there for us and they should just keep that streak alive even if it's just a display you know diddly like I yeah hypothetically if Congress approves we're gonna hook you up with the missile water here's a missile I don't even want to go to war but if I do I want England by my side cuz they're there same team that's how we do it and in you know heaven forbid something ever happens to England the u.s. is there two more to Italy were like Italy were to like shoot a bunch of rockets it like London and [ __ ] it all up we would [ __ ] on them we would take that [ __ ] food in the country and drop it in the middle of the Pacific blow the Coliseum up all that shit's gone [Music] do we look favorite people oh that place of it I've been watching a lot of the video coming out of Syria and it has been it has been an interesting couple of weeks so if you go on reddit there's there's always some subreddit for like military you know videos and stuff like that and I have seen a lot of people die this week in Syria and those are the ones I saw sometimes about my dream job like what I'd like to do if I could I could do anything and start over and do more time video journalist or wartime photographer seems like a really cool gig that is a fantasy job you think so I think it's a job you can get shot in and beheaded yeah yeah it was like scary it's like I swear I think it's it's like duty Indiana Jones right like I get some crazy cool [ __ ] this word is a bad word but I don't think it is an intelligence circles like it's called a spook when you're with the CIA right your spook yeah well your clandestine agent in yeah I think it's also a racial term from like the 40s or something for at least you said it not me yeah but I think a CIA agent is often referred to as a spook and that seems like a really cool gig like diode real-life Jason Bourne [ __ ] but photo journalist in the world I don't know that just seems like a really neat job to me you think every now and then you know maybe you get to pick up a gun do some shooting if you want you can do anything yeah exactly so I was I was talking to a guy over there one time and we were discussing I was like maybe I could come over there and I could film some he's like yeah you could do that you come right on the front lines I'm like isn't that like crazy - he's like yeah you'd be the war zone and I'm like and that would be cool you can get meters clear history but he's like yeah totally I was like well what if we were like getting attacked good good night getting a gun he's like you have a gun no matter what bro wait a minute are you telling me I can go fight in Afghanistan and I can leave whatever I want ultimately I was not allowed to go but but that was going to be an interesting trip if we go to war with someone I don't know grab North Korea or something right United States North Korea are going to war I'm going to get in the vacation business and just be like come on you want to shoot some people grab your gun hop on woody Express airlines I'll drop you in North Korea you'll do a week-long or soldier vacation fantasy schema hook you up with an ar-15 some gamma labs a Netflix code you should totally put this price together you thought this out through this door how much would this fantasy trip cost with a 25,000 25,000 we will really set you alright we're gonna put you behind 50 caliber machine gun and we're gonna go for a ride no it's a $25,000 vacation but this week only coupon code forty twenty thousand gets you in for twenty credit instead it's gotta be about twenty grand you're flying somebody across the Pacific Ocean and you give them all a are fifteen thousand bucks apiece now I'll turn up a [ __ ] for those things this is all good joke this is what are you mercifully in a very no no the way you do this thing it's a big commercial for the Navy they pick up a little bit of the tab you know and they're like six or eight Navy SEALs and he's just kind of there and he's showing off his calves and they're kind of sold on the whole idea you know next thing you know there is a movie about woody in it's about his involvement with since we're Navy SEAL rate you bring a bag he clean them up clean the blood off here I'm going to say like Sousa bayonets aren't really used too much in modern Wars I think if I was if I was over there I think it'd be fun to put a bayonet on your rifle I think it was a good think I'm thinking the statement that you're making when you do that yeah that you so often find yourself in a position where you need to stab someone but they're just too far away so you've went to the trouble of attaching a knife onto the end of your killing machine you've made a fully automatic rifle with a never ending poking machine on the end that's something you need if you go on the woody vacation to murder people thrown North Carolinian I will hook you up with a donator rank maybe have laptops on the plane to North Korea so you can play minecraft or on the way so we joke about news like this can be done this this stuff we're talking about you can do this stuff there are people who you know take you on one of these crazy third-world vacations where do crazy [ __ ] wife in it you go to Cambodia go out the jungle shoots a water buffalo with RPG that [ __ ] happens shoot shoot a water buffalo with RPG yeah that would get educated immediately educated videos do well sometimes at the beginning of the video you just point the water buffalo and go he's coming right at us when you're done sprinkle some crack on the end of a syria thing so the Russians are kind of you know sticking their nose in this thing too and they're saying they're gonna back Syria Syria my thing is this I was a little afraid for Obama at the the g20 thing the other day the convention wherever it was nothing was in Germany because he's gotta meet up with you know you know they actually met you know shook hands and you know they're in physical proximity and I thought to myself what would happen if Putin literally slapped President Obama what would happen Obama would [ __ ] out he'd just [ __ ] out and what okay but what would the repercussions be nothing they'd be asking for an apology let's think about men seriously though what if the President of Russia [ __ ] slapped the President of the United States and I don't know if you guys are aware flabbier Putin would beat the [ __ ] out of Obama and George Bush at the same time you throw Clinton in there and it's a Royal Rumble to the dead various ladies got heart problems he's not going anywhere I'm talking about looking for 1990 my friend that guy will [ __ ] your wife and kick your ass the same time jog on down to McDonald's for some breakfast up in here is Putin actually tough because the Putin being the badass wrestles bear thick is seen I've seen him shirtless in the water though like swim into this frigid ice water and [ __ ] President Barack Obama plays basketball with collegiate athletes on a weekly basis he's good he's an athletic president he's probably the most athletic president that I can remember in my lifetime yes absolutely if you if you strip away all the fanboy ISM and Democrat and Republican whatever and just talk about who would win the decathlon amongst presidents of my lifetime which is of course all of them is the most athletic president we've ever had now flash over to Putin Obama is like a foot taller than that guy I don't know he's the most athletic we've ever had I don't know I think Teddy Roosevelt when took office was probably still pretty athletic and I think Oh Andrew Dax was a scary man and Kennedy I think Kennedy was still pretty good shape he's he's laying it to all those supermodels and stuff Kevin he had horrible back problems I didn't mean about that I don't know had like some serious serious babies at the Navy ship that sank guys on the boat yeah he did he's a hero or two yeah it's funny I heard he was talking about that privately and they were like you know he did this thing when he got off the boat you swear him to safety he saved all these people and he's like that story's been changed so many times I don't even know the truth anymore it's interesting but yeah in terms of athletic President Obama's certainly way up there by the top yes definitely I mean the ones we talked about Kennedy and Jackson I still take Obama but whatever now he could flip over to Putin Putin actually is kind of a struck strong guy I have seen him shirtless and he looks good for his age but Obama's weight taller and he's very athletic I I would bet I would totally bet that on Putin in a fight I think Putin first of all Putin is former KGB this guy's hardcore okay he's a left over from the Cold War he's older than he looks but he's kinda he's a really outdoorsy kind of guy like he does go and swim in the ocean he does going these like crazy big-game hunting trips where he hunts bear and stuff and he's just he looks to be like a super manly man but on the other hand I feel like Obama's the kind of guy who's you know he just you stay actually a martial artist - okay do you he took judo he was in judo I got judo pictures right here I've been whooping some guys asked I got pictures of Latvia but if you have a video of Putin fighting someone you definitely have to leave what if what if we look at the video and it's like that kung fu artist guy who's who all the students feel bad for him so he's just allowing them to like throw them left and right Boone is fighting like thirty of those 30 guys at once and they're supplying it did you see the one with a guy I think it was a video of him it leads off with him and the students who all kind of take dives like only does this wave yes it's exactly a fighting an MMA fight and the other is like his real-life opponent has no respect for his fake powers and he just beats him in the face he gets all bloody and the guys it's he seemed to be genuinely confused yeah he comes back for like a second like let me try this again and he gets beat even worse and you feel almost bad for the shyster like yeah because it yeah yeah so you know the kung fu master guy he comes up with one of those crazy stances where you're just it looks really funky and your knees are bent your arms are doing all kind of wavy stuff and it looks scary if you've seen Karate Kid enough but I guess that's not really how people fight definitely not an MMA anyway an MMA fighter comes out like I don't know like he's a boxer or something and he just punches this guy a couple times in the face and when the guy starts bleeding he looks genuinely confused about what blood is and why it's coming out his face he's like what is this [ __ ] what did you throw on me hey I'm gonna kick your ass or throwing his blood on me like it was like one of those his moves were funny cuz they were like like that's not even a hit that's a chi wave that's supposed to like shock you into flying backwards toward the cage there wasn't a cage it was like a wrestling but just the same and it's like the guy was like what right so yeah I don't know it was such a mismatch but I I liked watching I am I linked a video of Putin wrestling with the National Russian like wrestling team like he's just like well controls look at the number to comment on this on on this video I'd like to see Putin break oh bastards [ __ ] Bank above that this is not this is a Russia today's YouTube channel which is arty and then Putin it's the best that that's even higher it's even more highly rated than I'd like to see Putin break Oh bastards [ __ ] around 50 seconds gonna kick his ass you know I was skeptical because Barack Allah it was a bigger like person than him I think Putin would kill him I understand he's practice is practice rolled but I mean looking at the Wikipedia of Putin he once ate a lion I would say wait you're gonna get hate for that oh my god you're reading from Wikipedia source that [ __ ] it's what you've read under term papers in college sources Wikipedia BAM in sanae's but what would the Secret Service agents do if Putin just bitch-slapped Obama cuz that's the that's the thing well we're not talking about a continued attack we're just talking about a bitch-slap we're talking about like you know get out of Syria whack and that's it just walks away according to Wikipedia he's a six degree black belt in judo he's a champion of lingard he's a master he's a champion of lingard and [ __ ] and he's a cairo cushioned connie six degree black belt as well and then he's right if Putin wanted the Brazilian jiu-jitsu black belt which is actually very difficult to earn I imagine there's a guy out there that'll be like dude I catch the Coco you know I can't have the the leader of my nation not having a black belt it if he was a non famous person those things I wouldn't call him to question in the same way yeah anyway so he's martial eyes I guess he'd be moms I bet all Obama is a natural accurate he was it was presented in black belt in December 2009 the Japanese champion Coalition Karate Do master Rio Romo we have a segment where wings reads Japanese things yes Japanese names and places and stuff I can't take on these it's funny no because I I can't speak to you I have no idea how to translate the language or how it's supposed to sound but it's just I have I mean he wants to be a little Asian man dude like he tricks every little the culture like for Louis 180 pounds with like a Hello Kitty t-shirt on oh you really oh you're one of those guys you read a lot of manga and you watch Akira and you're like oh it's like I'm totally Japanese now overall point eight there now we're talking [ __ ] points all right all right so for I could move firstly I've laid like 428 and then I discovered that it was good if I lean forward with the camera that it takes weight off the scale Center off so the next second week I actually got the accurate weight and it was like four 31:36 and like today yes yeah this this we got weighed 435 point - there it is point eight yes but I mean there's a lot of stuff I'm messing up with like like like it's still eating late and like I'm not eating the right I'm not making the right choices with my food that that's the stuff I got to cut out that's where I'm messing up at I don't know I'm hopefully I'm hopefully I'm gonna lose weight my goal is four pounds a week I think that's a little high I'd like to see you lose weight but I'd also like to see that scale become a really good investment I want to see you make so much money off these weight loss videos that you like dude videos just the three I've done like this ago I think we need to get rid of the scale and instead get one of those balance scales where there's another object on the opposite side and you know figure out how many watermelons you weigh I am down two watermelons this week I want to like go three goats a pig and a skinny blonde chick way more than I do the pigs like five six hundred pounds no these are pot-bellied pigs and like if wings still weighs more we can just like add chickens farm animals I got it right here you know some people that watch my videos are from other countries of the world but they don't use our system of weight to make this more universal we're gonna weigh our things you might see in your everyday life let's see how many Pomeranians wings redemption ways that's a lot of Pomeranians like how many buckets of fried chicken do I actually weighed work these out I mean I'm sure somebody over on the painkiller already read it are subreddit could make a scale make a whole graph based on the fact that went Redemption weighs four hundred twenty-eight pounds I believe you know go up go out there and come up with things that way the same amount like how many pot-bellied pigs how many chickens how many buckets of fried chicken I want know uh-huh so about a week ago I did a little video shoot and I put explosives inside of a watermelon yes I guess I blew up explosives between testing and shooting three times but one of them they didn't explode so I assumed I missed my target and then when I solve a little baggie of explosives it was all ripped in two and late explosives were leaking out do you think it didn't go even though I hit it it's possible yeah it's possible sometimes I go off yeah it makes it pretty thoroughly I mean once you start mixing it you can't see in the bag anymore so you don't exactly know what it looks like inside yeah up to it sometime no it doesn't work that way sometime doesn't go off evens asking if you'd be scared walking up to it it just doesn't work that way he takes it like an impact to make it go but you know I on the other hand maybe I should admit I don't know it doesn't work that way like I said but like sometimes bullets have a delayed shot [ __ ] happens yeah I won't worry about it I wanted to see microwaved the stuff I was interested but I really wanted to see what would happen dude I had a microwave ready to go we were gonna put explosives in a watermelon in a microwave and that's a bomb right that's an enclosed explosive enclosed area and my agent has like an acre and she's like I could do it in my yard am i cool cool cool so I just threw a baggie in the grass and I shot it with the FN mm which people don't know it's a two to three round and it blew up and it was so loud all their neighbors came out cold a sack but they have unusual large lots for cul-de-sacs and you know they're like gathering in the middle wondering what happened they thought there was like a the Syrians are coming husband were just like whoa oh my god and they immediately start brainstorming for other places to do it I thought like that worked out well that was awesome let's let's start the shoot but they they like put me off in the woods somewhere for the actual video shoot and in that place we didn't have any way to make the microwave fire up that's a shame yeah shame a video idea number two red target do you think it's microwavable do you think it'll blow yeah totally you can stick it like I shouldn't say that on the inner links out there not yeah yes yes it is microwavable and the is there an item in there that you think will react to it like is there magnesium in it yeah there's magnesium in there there's magnesium in it so that should start red [ __ ] there's red phosphorus there's magnesium there's a few things in there basically it when it gets if it gets hot enough it'll just go off this is Duke so I'm my camera has come out with an upgrade and it's kind of expensive I think I'll put together it'll be like four grand but I'm gonna do it right now my slow-mo camera records slow-mo in eight second bursts and it's kind of tricky to capture the moment that you want and if you can set it so it just keeps recording and then you hit stop and it gets the most recent eight seconds but what I really want is for just continuous recording they're gonna upgrade then with that I'll be able to get slow-mo and never miss the shot how many frames per second 240 okay that's it what it is is like for people that don't know slow camera talk if you 240 does human speed stuff really well like something I think you can do another montage like imagine filling a glass like you drink out of with colored sand and hitting it with a baseball bat the effect you would get on something like that it forty frames per second is silky smooth and awesome the like a water balloon moving on somebody's face that would work really well I got a better idea hitting a baseball Oh slapping a person like a like hypothetically imagine I would a cyber person in like the waves of skin ripple and stuff it does that in slo-mo great but things like explosions things like bullets traveling through the air that takes a hundred and fifty thousand dollar camera not a ten thousand dollar camera could it could it would your camera do well would like my back hair is getting picked up with like a ceiling fan what like my back here is like one of the things I do sometimes is take my shirt off and have my fan turned up so the back here's lift up off my back and it gives a cool little feeling of like being in wind tunnel I yeah my camera would do great for that I think we can capture that yeah we just do a shoot sometimes but I love my camera you see it yes yes what do you have wings in your back my back here is epic oh [ __ ] dude that's the realness okay this is a Sony fs700 and I guess you could say it's a pro quality video camera it does 4k with the upgrade I'm talking about getting you guys who are video nerds this is the kit lens on it which is good but not great I also have adapters that let me use my Canon lenses which are great but I like this cuz the zoom is so far I think it's almost looks like a rifle sight looks like you got a Picatinny rail thing set up on the bottom of it the zoom goes from 18 to 200 so with just one lens I can capture every scenario and I feel like going like super high-end on the lenses doesn't really help for youtube videos but I could be wrong on that this is the ND filter so you can still use the ISO you want even if it's really bright out and and it does 240 frames per second that's uh can you imagine pornography Oh now imagine wings of redemption POV pornography Oh 40 frames per second so that was the sony FS what 700 that's right I'm looking I'm at B&H right now let's see how much I can't afford it now here you go what do you you don't have the s RW 9000 HD cam that's a hundred and thirty two thousand six hundred eighty $4.95 we're doing we obviously had a sponsor lefty so we can for that after this I know the guy doesn't come with a lens I think it's just the camera body Wow that's insanely so you have to buy a hundred and thirty thousand dollar camera body and then the lens for it's not even fair yeah lenses are fairly cheap if they don't zoom much or they're fairly cheap if they zoom a lot and the aperture is still not high like this one you don't get a super depth of field on so things are kind of in focus foreground and background and I have other lenses if I want to get that effect but I usually don't I usually feel like get it all in focus and not miss the shot that's my fear with the next one it'll be easier when I upgrade it but um the business case for those hundred thousand dollar lenses is when you have like a crew like imagine you're filming scrubs and you know you've got like 40 people on set and five actors in the scene and you never have to change the lens all day long because you have a great lens that does it all that's the business case and the other option would be everyone waiting for you to change and do your thing Oh horrible boss I really like change the [ __ ] lens son well will in effect what you're saying is all right I'll pay all your Union salaries while we set all this stuff up and relight and you know do your thing and I'll pay the the guys who ended it and try to color correct it so it looked the same in every lens and right yeah so it's it's yeah I repeat myself constantly and I'm what are you crap net right as I work with all like the plug-in developers and builders and stuff like that I'm like you can't be against an idea you're not allowed to be against an idea that doesn't get us anywhere you have to be for some other idea you know in that sense it's like a Woodworth family rule oh no my last names gift but I slipped but yeah in my house you not allowed to just say no right just saying no is not something that we do here like it goes for everything like hey do you want to go to salsa fresh no not no no I'd rather go to LA longue star there Lone Star no I'd rather go to Wendy's no I'd rather go here this just knows that we'll get anything done it's got to be solutions not just denials and if someone wings says you can't have that land it's like alright you gotta come up with an alternative and your alternative is paying the editors and the people as they sit around and do nothing yeah buddy I'd be a little more hardcore about it like all right we could spend an hour doing this you know I can find some make it blue in 20 minutes well anyway and we're going on and on about this the lens change but that's that's the business case for it your hypothetical whims changing situation we just got into somehow in my shoots it's always just you can work harder and use one way inspect oh I don't think like the differences in lenses are really subtle and if you're doing high in photography and you're selling it then it managed to you if you're an amateur photographer and it really matters to you then it really matters to you right but if you're doing YouTube videos as much as I love high-end equipment I think the differences are so subtle or could be matched in like post that I've mostly been opting for the convenience of a wine soon that's just me anyway camera talk everything Game of Thrones talk I could build you a good store con Diablo 3 but I don't know what the [ __ ] you just said it's like it's like Game of Thrones no it's like you're speaking Japanese to me analysis on the fact that I'm like yeah yeah totally I was on the the pka reddit subreddit I read all that you people right and a lot of you there are a lot of you that want to have sex with me apparently I'm cool with that that can be arranged in some situations but long story short yeah they remember like a lot of people were upset that would be shut down or dead or at least they felt like would he shut down fallout talk last week a little bit prematurely and they you know they went into the trouble of measuring how long oh you know the average Game of Thrones talk used to last and they found that you were in fact prejudice everybody was so absorbed with us talking about those weird vaults like the vault where they got it was just one man and like a bunch of puppets and he was in there for like many years we were topics yes now you guys never get to hear the story where does this stuff where do I where do you like learn this stuff is this like all part of unpublished lore or is this all in the games you just got an epic never was but they've got all the info about the game I get it from the fallout wiki I go on there and read for hours at a time oh okay so so if you're a fan of the fall wiki what was the what's the troll thing where it's like something having to do with three dog and like that's all out for me yeah some kind of beeps and message like follow tactic is actually technically the third game it came out years up to the second one it's instead of one character you actually get a couple more right off the bat yeah it's got the maps revolt in it like zero bullet and all that stuff and you play as the Brotherhood if I remember yeah you talk about some games and nobody gives a [ __ ] about nah dude Paul it hasn't very big so I'm telling you like on the on the summary there was a lot of people who who were talking about how much they loved the fallout talk I mean I understand I love fallout of it like people don't get some hate on me for but not this no they're not the first two games of the series I could give two shits no [ __ ] enough they could be ground down underfoot and I would not lose a bit of sleep I like the Bethesda Tigers I think a lot of the same developers came came on board with Bethesda I think it's read that the other day I don't know much about the previous fall outs I just don't I'm not opposed to them or opposed to playing them but obviously I think for you know a modern player fallout 3 and new Vegas they're gonna be the games to go to what is just silent did you guys see that article I just posted we have to do something with that and we have to have left he read it I'm sorry what article what is this image and in the image there's an article oh my gosh no good this already I'm pretty sure yeah yeah you don't know this is the Renton [ __ ] service in this guy on Craigslist who glued regrets himself out is you know just a black comrade basically you know if you need a black guy around the quarries for then you know it's gonna spice up a social situation or you know add a little flavor to the business meeting he's there for you basically he's got some photos himself looks like a looks like cool dude he's rockin you know one of those baseball caps with the bill flat and the sticker still on it he's that we should try to get him on the show one time holy [ __ ] well I mean he'll he'll come hang out with you all day for 75 bucks an hour for 250 and wings will be $15,000 and real money some people if you guys noticed they left in his Craigslist URL so anybody who wants to and email this guy oh I bet the resales fall through since then yeah well the guy got cold feet like I thought he was going to get cold feet because he had such a long period of time in between the the idea where he wanted to buy and the idea where he was actually going to buy like it you um you really he's here and he already got the loan out this and that I thought yes yes yes and then Kyle said you know what it's a guy who knows a thing or two about car sales Kyle's an ex car salesman stretching out a deal over the weekend is not a good sign and I was like this sounds like someone whose opinion we should value I didn't I lit down right then and there letting I was trying to dude I was trying to nail it they're like you've got to get it cornered at that Friday I'm like dude I'll come to your work get the paperwork you need to sign I'll take it to the bank for you I'll go to my bank and by the time you're done you have the keys waiting in your hand when you get off work and your new truck to drive home he didn't he wouldn't accept my calls he texted me saying that he didn't feel like he wanted a loan as big as he was getting so he last PKA he actually hand the loan that turned out that he did have the loan I even talked to his bank the bank the bank mom said the loan was on her desk he's gonna pick it up Tuesday and go bring it to me but he can't just give the loan back and pay a little bit of interest and be done with it but didn't he sell his truck though already he did so he's still looking for a truck I've seen that happen before too like the customer will literally put themselves in a position because so some people have this I'm sure there's a name for it this sort of disorder where they cannot commit they're there they just have a really non-committal personality and it's almost to the level of someone who's like a habitual hoarder or something like these people have an issue with saying yes I'll you know buy this car for $40,000 done deal done you know if I say that to you I mean it I mean I'm gonna I'm gonna sign papers right now like we're gonna do this today right now as soon as you can get him in front of me now I've seen women who there is this one woman in particular she agreed to buy the car she comes back two days later doesn't like the car now she's just realized that she has six [ __ ] kids and there aren't enough seats because she thought the third row folded down but it does then and you know just a [ __ ] story and we're like alright well we're not just gonna give you your money back if you like a different car we'll do that so she switches from the Ford Freestyle to like a Ford Expedition she takes it home work she signs the papers legally buying the car comes back the next [ __ ] day saying she didn't the DVD player wasn't working now she doesn't want the car now she wants a minivan now she it went on like that until we had to like get rid of her like people were [ __ ] with her in the showroom cuz nobody wanted to like waste their time with her anymore like her kids were sitting with her and there were we always balloons in the showroom these helium balloons and people were shooting their rubberband powered staples and them to pop the balloons around the kids and scare them like make the kids cry to like make the woman leave the dealership because nobody wanted to deal with her anymore because she couldn't literally not commit on a car and she had sold as their car we had hers and Henry sold it so he couldn't give it back on the other way I have agreed to buy stuff or agreed to do something changed my mind and followed through just because when I agree to something you should feel like it's a done deal absolutely the same thing I've been like you know my car then damn where are you at just like you and like one of the things that's really [ __ ] me on the other two deals is Ford is having a sale right now and they're trying to clear out all the 2013 s for the 2014's and they're giving like $11,000 off and these trucks usually retail about forty five grand if you take a living grant off of that it's right in the ballpark where mines and I'm still about four thirty three they're up here at like 36 with hidden paperwork yeah he's like I'm get 3,000 I was looking at a brand new truck price with taxes and papers and all that isn't 36 yeah but it's competitive s that's the problem it's I've been picking this a long time I was talking to my dad about your situation like I guess three or four months ago and and I think you're gonna have to sell the truck for less than what you owe and keep making payments which I am on $3,000 less than what oh right now I think you're gonna have to go lower I can't I literally do not have the money to do it but you do so you sell the truck for you sell the truck for 30 grand flat and then with that cash money you you know you you continue making payments on the truck while you try to you know make that other four thousand dollars up or whatever can do that if they get a bank loan they the bank's gonna want the title to go against it you just don't tell them about it doesn't work that way 30 grand he's never written out a fake title for somebody so you know little loans ease yeah so I have to pay the normal and full legal issue can't burn his truck now because he's become famous for talking about burning rice the insurance investigators gonna find out about this show I'm talking about burning the truck they're gonna pose it means pull the [ __ ] forum post up I can't do that he's a truck I have no but you wouldn't be the one doing it though you wouldn't be the one you would have I mean I was literally going to do insurance fraud I tell you how I'd get rid of it I'm backing into the [ __ ] river with a boat trailer he's got a new one happens every day of the week you know people backs the trailer in just a little too far current grabs the truck takes it right on down the river you got out Kelly let me ask you a question if wings redemption asks you to improve it to burn this stuff for him to I know you wouldn't but I'm asking him if he did ask you to do this thing would you burn his truck for him he's gonna sleep you like 250 bucks maybe wouldn't press charges if you get caught are going to be insurance fraud and you know filing a false police report you know accessory to its give me some [ __ ] you're gonna plea that you're gonna do like 18 months worst case scenario [ __ ] bro you're not much of a henchman at all we were Jeremy Jeremy you need a Jeremy man if we could get Jeremy down there to you I think he's not the same guy that banged a girl in a porno just tell me Jeremy somebody that had about 33 grand in his pocket Nina an f-150 no is the exact opposite all damn day I got the best henchmen ever right like he's loyal he'll do what needs to be done he's a big guy he's got it all and you know he's not he's not gonna ask a bunch of questions you tell him to burn the truck he wants to know how much gas he needs to buy he's gonna watch because he's got nobody he's got no cash can I get a bimbo against by the gas the gas for his car and another tin for the gas to burn the truck he's not trying to screw you he's just trying to get their gas Mike I mean it all hopes best-case scenario is you know I start making good money again which you know that's not likely worst-case scenario is I end up losing the truck and I have to start over with bad credit which it isn't even that bad in my eyes to look at it that way because I work included I don't want to buy anything on credit to get in the rest of my life I have another option why not refinance the truck because the refinancing won't be as well like for example like I originally bought the truck I think the note was 43,000 now the note somewhere along the bonds lines of thirty four nine hundred and like even if I refinanced it'd be like a hundred bucks at best if I free financed for like six years jeromy's I remember you find someone to perhaps take up payments on the vehicle that's what I'm selling it three thousand dollars cheaper then I want it right now ah that's true that's true I'm trying to give it away and you can do a scenario redneck Sarah where they just slipped you you know five hundred bucks a month and you let them borrow your truck [Music] you'd be like eh let's see what happened in that situation what happens they run with it now I have a truck I got a repo and they [ __ ] the truck up and I can't even resell it after the slap boy give it anybody's gonna run with it send me a message on YouTube okay I check them every day don't be if you're gonna send a message please be serious because I might get ill with you because I've had 20 people Joyride it at least I will say this I will not get ill with you if you message me on Facebook on my fanpage I respond almost every single time I love Reno's obviously like I had a guy that said he was in Fort Bragg and he and you know like he he came into it like on cold feet like he wanted a truck but he didn't know if he really could afford a truck he's like I really want to spend like twenty eight thousand I'm like well you don't want a brand-new truck what you want is this a hundred thousand mile truck on his third owner this is where you're at that seems pretty harsh for twenty eight you're telling them all I can get is a piece of [ __ ] for twenty eight that's about over Buster for twenty eight grand but I'm dead serious around here tropen a hundred thousand miles on it will sell for about twenty-five twenty-six and really nice unlike a XLT or like I mean like a LTZ I'm sorry not x LT LTZ or like a Denali they'll be twenty-eight twenty-nine ballpark I don't know wings you've seen my truck right yeah now be serious like literally like 25 2002 it's got really being a body on it only $3,500 went $2,500 $3,500 of put you probably realistically get 2500 because it straight drive a dollar Bob the spray dropper turned off on a lot of people there's a crank on the first turn or you give it a little I'll run it right now and I'll tell you what to do exactly what your trucks worth Kyle P you want to run the Nadeau not the bouquet baby he doesn't it's the whole I think but what do your construct would be they have a term consumer thank you 2003 yes do you use for your car there's a working condition but it needs some body touch-up and paint so is it a double cab a regular cab or an extra can extra extra cab and then a bullet point could be best show on it Troughton isn't a podcast what is your you know did you have the off-road suspension with your four-wheel drive was just a standard four-wheel drive did it have a big old sticker on the back of the bed when you bought it so is it the S runner v6 the prerunner the base or the v6 is it that s runner v6 it was I'm looking at it this is totally a truck 5-speed I think it only came in this in the way you bought it and I think the options you got were the only options available four by four five speed manual 3.4 liter v6 all right I'm gonna add so it was it's red many miles on this boy [Laughter] Sundays to church impulse red that's what it's called impulse red home ah we were all wrong yeah all right so private party sell 40 100 bucks yeah baby trade-in value $3,600 and dealer retail would be four to four thousand nine hundred twenty eight dollars and you know I did all this off the top of my head but realistically you're looking to get maybe three three thousand out of it there cuz 600 to 4900 was at the range that Kyle gave yes thirty six to forty nine hundred I don't know if I'm insulted that might as were so little like less than my camera or if I'm proud that my truck is worse I want I want to go ahead and let's say in beat Woody's truck how much is my Silverado worth Kyle all right let me give me one second no - right Oh 2002 chevrolet silverado extended cab z71 with the 5-3 motor z71 with a 5-3 what's the big Chevy the big Chevy in that year was a 6 liter that six liter has a strong reputation yeah and they got a sick cow now LS or LT is LT that's the higher trim right yes satin leather seats in it do you know do you know what's what link the bed is you know if it's at six six eight one or it's a six this is this is a six and a half foot bed so whatever's close to six and a half feet yeah and if I it's the 5 3 is to 5 3 yes 4x4 4x4 my truck is a manual transmission and it has cloth seats that slightly smell of gear leather because I don't want weather distinct and I don't want to stink like holding into the cab my gear oil Oh dope we call it dope what's the mileage on the Silverado 123,000 I'm I kind of want to say that's in the would we say clean or outstanding condition I'll give them outstanding because they're so does take care of her pretty damn well so clean is some normal wear but no major mechanical or cosmetic problems may require limited reconditioning outstanding is exceptionally mechanic exceptional mechanically exterior and interior condition requires no reconditioning clean I can't stay that because I paid that one person to detail it and they swirled the paint on the hood so it's $5,700 trade-in value $6,400 private prop private party and your dealer retail would be around seventy six hundred seventy seven hundred you and your high-end truck swings it's a year older than your miles how do you figure this it has more pulling power more horsepower and more torque it's kind of funny even on the even on the wrong page they used to picture the wrong truck for the o2 Silverado it's got the 2003 headlights on no it was a perfect green Tacoma so now that we we've meandered down truck talk Ali and it just got real bad there for a while I did for truck talk I don't know I just like hearing about my truck people saying its name I guess so happy oh that's disturbing and that's scary kind of way dude let me tell you a story things if you kill people would you take physical trophies do you think yes what would you take here but I mean you wouldn't literally take in here look at you you know you got to keep something that you can hide like Dexter's little vials of glad of what take a near I would you know petrify it and then I'd put it on strings and I'd put them in in like drawers would you ever like Megan necklace and where I went to I think you put them all the same string can you wear it and like as a gangster style necklace I've done I didn't say they're human ears I mean I want ears because one you can't really tell who they're from for the most part and to if somebody would find them in your house just a bunch of shrivel up ears you could fake it off as like a novelty gag in three I mean like you don't want to link DNA link back to you guess that goes was one but you know who it is and the ears are there then you wear about public and those people would think you're joking Wow I walked into the hotel room one time in Houston Texas carrying a bag full of pig ears it was my blood with my pants completely soaked in blood and it was a four it was a five-star hotel I'ma be honest there was you know there was God playing a grand piano in the lobby and there was a five-star restaurant right there next to it and nobody really know I really thought that was weird and that's what Texas is all about literally walked in hope like a like a grocery bag full of pig ears like one of the plastic ones you could see the blood at the bottom and I took him upstairs threw him in the hotel mini-fridge you know for the next day right that's a good day I wear my Guinness shirt don't give a [ __ ] that was an interesting night that's another Jeremy story so Jeremy's a guy who works for me and and so I'm in my hotel room it's it's pretty late at night and and my cousin and Jeremy they they come to my room cuz I've got a balcony and they wanted to smoke without having to go downstairs so they smoked off my balcony and we also get night everything and they go back to their room I you know I stay in my night I finally get the lights turned out and the the phone rings and it's not my cell phone it's the room phone and you know if you get a room phone phone call in the hotel something's up you know you've parked wrong or somebody's vintage your car or your credit cards been out for some fucked-up reason so I'm worried immediately and I'm like Hello she's like yeah yes so there's a Jeremy Smith down here who's saying that it was locked out of his room and he says he's in one of your rooms and I'm like yeah yeah he's in one of my rooms it's room 101 or whatever he's in there I was like just give him a key she said well we can't do that that's against Hotel policy we need you to come down and like wait do you think that I'm an imposter answering the phone answering the phone in this room to like I'm sorry it's policy you got to come down someone thought fine so I get dressed I'm pissed off you know I was about to go finally get down there and like I said this is a really classy hotel that you know marble floors and stuff it's more of the nicest hotels I've ever stayed in it's looked like something out of Vegas anyway I walked downstairs come out of this hotel this bank of elevators are all gold-plated it's beautiful down here the guys still playing the piano even though it's late at night there's this black woman wearing like a businesswoman suit maybe 35 years old very attractive sitting at the desk looking really awkward like she's confused and she doesn't like what's going on and then just in front of her there's Jeremy a guy who you know he sees a redneck he wears his ball cap all the time so his curly hair is kind of like matted he does not have his hat his hair is all over his head all matted up and [ __ ] divers seated with a it's not a pretty sight he's drunk and I mean he's very drunk as I had take it I had bought his drinks and it was an expensive night he is not wearing a shirt and his tattoos which are ridiculous I mean just ridiculous tattoos you know like rebel flags and all kinds of just crazy just crazy [ __ ] lots of offensive tattoos nipple rings but she is he's scratching with his fingernail and nothing else but a pair of pink boxers with hearts on them and I have a choice I can either turn around and walk the [ __ ] back upstairs and forget this J hole Jeremy guy or I can admit to this very nice-looking lady that he's with me for about a second a half two and a half seconds I was like [ __ ] him I don't even know this guy but then I was looking I can't do this so I had to walk closer yeah that guy's with me and he kind of sparked and I'm like what the [ __ ] happened this happened they had gotten locked out of their room and even though the other guy was fully clothed like pajama pants and a t-shirt they play paper rock scissors to determine who would go downstairs for a key and since this drunk dumb ass lost he retreat he was willing to go downstairs and make a fool of himself and nothing but his underwear it was the most even awesome some things has ever happened to me ridiculous [ __ ] we do any topic I was immediately thinking what wings of redemptions final boss would be though the either the Pillsbury Doughboy or the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man I might not be that creative I pictured it as some difficult negotiation to beat his ass I don't know how the hell you keep yourself in custom people out because I've done it three times this week we'll find [ __ ] your ass then you'll get your ass a new truck I hope you enjoyed it property taxes property taxes but you scream at people who say they don't wanna find the truck no I won't do like especially ones that want a jerky along the entire time like you know how bad it feels to be dirt low in a week yes tell them selling cars is one of the most it will make you hate people because they always lie and if you've ever been to a car dealership the first thing you get when someone asked you a question was lie and you know you did because they asked you a question that you didn't want to tell the truth to you just wanted to be left alone and look at the cars but you want to see the new ones look like but when they asked you you know what you're doing you just said you're just looking but really you want to buy one you just wouldn't leave you alone though you lie immediately and they're lying too I know is it [ __ ] sucks like it's like come on do you I went to the bank I made all these [ __ ] things I'm talking to the I talk it through my bank officials I'm trying to get my loan son I'm more of a swallowing my pride so yeah I can't pay for this truck I'm trying to get rid of it you know all this up to my bank in the back looking at me take job information to [ __ ] down and then you bowl out what did the new silver others hit the lot there were a lot yeah yeah I've been one nice things since they were just internet pictures i've been i've been reading rumor sites about those i saw me on twitter happy woody he only follows t Martin's mom on Twitter like every time I pass when I take a picture of it you know what we're gonna have to do oh I can't say that never mind I just want to go back to wing screaming quickly now what I got messy at this work it is [ __ ] annoying do like you want to scream at people but I just you as George Costanza trying to sell computers into the phone you want to buy a computer why not you're trying to have you $4,000 under fair market value for this truck fine go to a dealership pay 40 [ __ ] grand for a truck or you can buy mine for 33 with a seven-year warranty that's seven years I got a 40s people in back by the Ford Motor Company that is just like the standard 336 is no bullshit's no deductibles Ford guarantees this truck will work like the day came off the factory line 275 thousand miles of seven years a no-joke which intention we sent on this show a hundred times see if you're a longtime fan you know we're telling the truth Hwang's maintains his stuff the carpets in his house are nice the couches look like they're brand new his other truck the the burgundy one looks like a spray it's clean inside wing smells good wings maintain is his things my stuff it gets worked right now unless you're a PlayStation controller yeah that [ __ ] has seen some [ __ ] anything from me don't even ask what those stains are that stuff looks like the dealer selling it it just exists in that that pristine condition all the time but don't jerk them around look curse yeah I mean you really want to you can give me 34 and I think the other thousand to ship it to you 34 uh he doesn't have to do that well in smite I'm sure so I wouldn't be willing to make a road trip out of it with wings of redemption room trip of redemption yeah you might be a wings Redemption video yeah the truck you get the bonus of being a wing I can have gangster grandma go in the test-drive with you no I'm not selling drugs they just happen to be in the truck I sold the Pope I don't know this Pope actually seems kind of cool I was kind of hoping the other Pope would stay around for a while Pope Benedict wherever he is you gonna find Pope Benedict yes you just absolutely you Massacre him and you make him suffer and burn and scream and cry all right that's what you do to Pope former you know Pope emeritus we like that new pope he's a guy he didn't cover up child diddling yeah oh it's either it's either it's either the Pope emeritus Pope Benedict or Joe Paterno no no he hasn't said anything about that though he did you know they said that he called like a gay ordinal or something and reassured him or something like that he's so far he's been pretty lenient about that once he gets when he gets a contraception in Africa thing I'll be like okay Pope good for you you can go on Pope I don't know if we knew contraception in Africa they all seem to be dying out so fast [Laughter] only factual no children big boards with HIV something that's not racist this is awful I saw him read it I didn't what we are Tecopa there's like a some kind of HIV vaccine they're working on right yeah yeah the guy who's like working on it didn't ask me anything on reddit today I didn't read it but I would ask him the first question how much would it take you to sell out the big pharmaceutical um I don't care I mean is there anyone here who I mean if you're if you're an active sexual you know adult I would pay a lot for it for that to like not have that like weighing on your mind anymore so here's the thing though the various possibility if it can give you it can also give you HIV cuz it's not a cure it's a vaccine and vaccines don't always work the way they should I'm not gonna be first in line lefty there's gonna be a lot of wings rat infants short for their shots before I actually showed me the first person to drop not you particular jobs and jobs lefty said about vaccines is wrong for a lot of vaccines a lot a lot of them are a dead version of the virus that your body works just fine oh and there's no like so the way that Maxine typically works is like you gave your body like a tape the disease it creates the natural immunity for it and antibodies give me antibodies for in and then you're free there's a vulnerable from that disease you're protected from it that's Superman and like a lot of these flu vaccines for example don't give you dead cold virus so I can't give you a cold and but your body produces the antibodies that it needs to protect yourself from the live flu virus like that that's what happens a lot so I didn't want some like Nationals rush of vaccines give me AIDS what if two years from now everybody looks back on this and was like he knew it left he knew it would give us all eight where can we get that woody I was just talking from a sense it knotted you know vaccination is a you know um vaccination is the thing I'm not Wow who's that ex-porn star or whatever yeah but Jerry's wife claims that these vaccinate certain vaccinations I suppose cause downs and troubles that caught ISM with autism autism in she backed off from that assertion I don't my point was more that there there are some cases where the vaccinations like gets you sick with what it's supposed to vac you know vaccinate is that protect you from maybe there are but you're gambling with age you're you're not gambling with influenza you're gambling with HIV it's just what's the risk of it's like you know when you play Russian roulette people always play Russian roulette probability games like well you got a one in six chance of dying it's like well yeah but what happens at one time you lose Russian Roulette it's over yep that's it's just I never understood that game people who are there people who like actually every now and then break out the old six-shooter and have a game like is that a thing I know at the end I mean spoiler alert at the end of the black ops one campaign that was it like as Dan kept a man no they reap that off right oh did they did I don't know the whole the whole Russian roulette thing is stolen from The Deer Hunter yeah oh okay so the deer hunter is there's a scene in The Deer Hunter where these American soldiers are being held and it's sort of under there's a cage that's in the water and they're in it so they're kind of chest deep in water in like the garbage disposal of like a hut that's on the that's on the water and so the bad guys are above them in the hut and they're down chest deep in water beneath it and they're stuck down there it's like a cage and every now and then they get a couple of Americans up sit them at a table at gunpoint put a revolver on the table and make them play Russian roulette so at the at the end or toward the end you know the big moment they the guys get crazy with it and they let they tell their their captors that they want to play with like three bullets or something or four bullets and they're like oh yeah that's a crazy game you want to play this guy's hardcore so they put three bullets in the gun and they still have to snap it on their heads at least once so they know that it's a halfway effective weapon so they can start their you know their their breakout and it's it gets good from there we know it's a very long movie and it's slow and the pace changes a lot so sooner or less that check was on YouTube you know sometimes you're in Vietnam and then you're back in like I don't know what I think it may be the Northeast Pennsylvania Pittsburgh somewhere up there it seemed like as where it was based and you know it's it's a weird movie wings did we do your boss character for life oh yeah I thought you know we were gonna pick the truck guy my boss character for life peter Popoff is the preacher that is a televangelist that would make people stand up on wheelchairs and stuff okay he's the guy see I thought it would be someone who was your personal life challenge I don't have a personal life challenge the biggest person I had to fee is myself what an ultimate twist to the game then wings my boss there had to be a doppelganger if you want to do my own person like I can see you both like you know you know Street Fighter faced off with a Maglite but one big wave is wearing a different colored t-shirt just so you could tell which ones much - bull ride show boobs like I'm fart and like the gash like stun him you'd like squeeze your cyst and spraying with ass like a YouTube it would be it will be IRS man it would just be like it would just be like a he would look like the mysterious stranger from Fallout New Vegas and he would just be from the IRS you'd be that guy but I got good news today it looks like my taxes are not gonna be that bad this year nice so though instead of paying for like what were there's one of those javelin missiles of like eight m16s this year I'm only paying for like handful of grenades and some claymores I said I said either the Pope or Joe Paterno maybe some YouTube commentator with a bunch of like [ __ ] noise swarming around that sounds like into it that's a Robotnik is that who he is I think he's professor Robotnik he's that he's like he's got like red hair and it's like yeah that crazy mustache and it's always egg related god no I can only think of the robot the music that plays when you fight him at the end which time you kick that guy's ass like thirty times I never I don't think I ever beat Sonic so I had this problem growing up and when I hear kids when I see reddit posts and people talking about B games when they're growing up like mother Mario Brothers game it's the Sonic the Hedgehog games and stuff like that I can't relate to that cuz at my house the console got shut down like at the end of the day like that your parents didn't care that you were on a one-man mission to save a princess it was lights out and that thing wasn't gonna be on all night so I've never beaten in these games I just went on I went as deep as I could reach in one maybe two days and then that [ __ ] got shut off so the first like 20 levels of like Super Mario Brothers got it down after that I don't know what the [ __ ] happens I never made it to that part so I've never beaten any of those games I've just gotten really far into them as far as you can get into one day play session before your mom shuts your Nintendo down and ruins your [ __ ] life yeah early on when I was playing Resident Evil I I was never able to beat it like the the first one PlayStation but later on a friend a friend of mine was like really he was like wings he was like my version of wings he was like I have to win every single game all the time and he showed me how to beat it but I had never beaten it myself personally and that's why one time what things when did you do that Resident Evil let's play do you remember that I remember watching that like I waited I camp my sub box every day wanting to watch that cuz I'm like oh I remember this part I was like oh I would get this far and then I would you know I would screw this up or that and oh you have you know kind of fall I've actually wanted to do that again because I didn't feel like that lets play was my best effort wanted I'd watch it again well what I was thinking is I think there's a whole new generation of gamers now who don't understand that game systems didn't used to have a save option where you could stop and shut down your console and come back months later and you know get back to action it wasn't like that if the power went out or some I tripped over the cord I mean a game like Super Mario Brothers 3 I don't know how long it takes to beat it but you know I would be surprised it was 15 hours or something or when you first get a PlayStation or a Playstation 2 and you didn't have enough money to get a memory along with I remember that that's all you're like damn it like do I want to wait to play this game until I get a memory card or am I gonna try to beat this thing in one sitting I when I finally got my own personal consoles I you know I could leave it on all night if required like I think the Sega Saturn I don't know remember you can save I guess you could say but I would I've always since then and to this day I just lead consoles constantly on there all these running that way if I want to play fallout I don't have to go through a lot of stuff I just pick up the Xbox controller and I press the input button on my TV and this is there waiting about electricity hi I went to my girlfriend's house the other day and I set up I kind of invaded her office at her house and brought like an entire gaming setup including a TV and and like you know two laptops a TV like Xbox Elgato big big-ass microphone rig the whole thing and she's just like holy [ __ ] ridiculous no think about it okay your power bill normally is like 30 hours a month so I think I've met a [ __ ] power bill up this week just give her like a for just give her two $20 bills like here you go sorry yeah yeah I think it's gonna be like that I think it's gonna be like a seven-year cup to my power bill oh yeah you've got really bad something going on over there well how much is it it's like is 550 last month yeah dude that's extreme and like it's usually 290 to 280 to 290 that's what's been for the last five years all right man you know what you're gonna have to do right well so the reason your do you have gas hot water or electric I have a electric hot water heater yeah that's your problem it's the it's it's two things it's people leaving lights on and it's the hot water and I've been running a dryer and stuff too with all the people you got there I've been setting my I've been cutting my computer off recently like I've been leaving it on because L monitor over there that thing it it was pretty much what kept keeping alive by electricity going through the conductors in it I was keeping it alive so I couldn't shut the computer off if I didn't want to keep that monitor I knew as soon as I cut it off it was just it just wouldn't power back up but like he hot-wired a computer monitor when I was stealing this baby monitor like it did it once before like you would blink when after the computer went off so the blinking light looked the blinking light up and it's like a code for the conductors inside the monitor itself to fail but after it cools down for a while and it's off the juice it will fire back up and I knew that I didn't want to go through that period of letting it cool down every day so I just kept the computer on a liquid solution yes wings what are you pretending not to know about yourself then I'm gonna die at age 35 what's gonna kill you man habits stress eating back patterns heart attack that's a good one lefty what are you pretending not to know about yourself [Music] like something that is often the distance I know that I that I just don't want to think about tonight well a lot of times people just be talking about you know just how attractive I am in my presence and I'm just like no no don't say that but it like that I know it just really attractive that's that's my why oh you know what it is my car is probably gonna need some some kind of work done to it that I just don't wanna I I I have been putting off buying I've been pretending like I don't need to buy tires for my Camaro for like six weeks I got it those tires are crazy expensive they're like 200 bucks a piece or something more I think I've been putting off buying tires for five years on the Silverado it works great oh my god the wires aren't showing or anything but like it's it's plain to sell well when you buy a BF Goodrich tires you're 10 layers thick so the dry rot doesn't mean [ __ ] on the surface well I might eat dry rot or anything but how do you know it's a sports car so it's the tires are really really expensive it's from burning out stuff leftie what's wrong with your car there's uh there's fluid that's leaking out of out of the bottom I don't I don't know what it is a carrot I I I don't know I haven't I haven't placed anything we need to know what color the fluid I know that because my black is it red it is it green what's it smell like be can you give me an example did it taste sweet what am I looking like a bear American tracker am I like Carl does it they're kind of different color smoke coming out the back not that I've noticed no I just I don't know and the the gas mileage on it I can't tell if it's because I've been doing a lot of city driving lately and not high way the gas bothers dice around 75,000 well there's the death is the obvious one I mean but that I figured somebody well your is it a 101 75,000 miles do you have a cooling problem like you ever have a pool in my car no no sorry I love diving it's a new topic all right stop right here here's what's really simple I'm gonna go tomorrow and check the fluid levels and that's it that'll be the end of it that will tell me what fluid is low that's not good enough Kyle I will tell you I will text you and tell you where it was if this is gonna bother you so you know if that's not good enough what makes you assume that I can identify the problem I just haven't applied myself yet I can tell oh you guys know you guys I'm gonna be gonna pretend that all right are you woody what about you oh no I meant what do you think is wrong with my car I like to think well everybody gets T dust but no one gets it at the level that I do I like to think everyone has videos with dislikes but no one has campaigns of haters like I do right like there's other youtubers who make it their mission to attack me and I don't know why like the real me I'm actually a really moral guy I'm extremely hard-working I'm a good friend to have yet like I don't know why like I get a tremendous amount of heat you know I put Minecraft on my channel lately people are furious but when seananners did it when syndicate did it with lots of other people did it CaptainSparklez made a switch from cod to minecraft they didn't get the kind of negative backlash that i did people [ __ ] hate me and I don't know what I think I everything I do is walking on eggshells if somebody said you know whatever I like Obama and they wouldn't get any heat for it at all if I said it would be people would furiously attack me for making even the smallest thing that they disagree with they it's like they're searching for reasons to hate me and I like to think everybody gets that but nobody gets it like me and I don't know why two things that I think one and I want to get to talking about constructive criticism that's the second part because I know somebody's gonna say it in the comments if they haven't typed it already one thing I think is one after I've been watching your channel for a long time and when you talk about things outside of Call of Duty outside of tips and tricks like you do commentaries about you know tech stuff or and you I remember of modern warfare 3 commentary you talked about Google and how Google's approach as a company may not be good for I believe it was Google+ was starting out and the whole social network thing and and I think what some people when you for lack of a better term or phrase assert yourself as an intellectual of some kind as somebody that knows a thing or two or has a reason to be listened to about things that they want to say and opinions that they have when you do that people especially well if you're you know if your Call of Duty channel you're appealing to kind of a younger audience and a more childish mindset and an angry audience and some players and you may not want to admit it people watching this video but you know look at the cookie YouTube comments young and and angry and you know they don't they feel like it's a challenge like you are it's it's very it's kind of animalistic like it's a it's you're challenging them and they can't allow themselves to think that maybe yes they should listen to you about this or that that's not all people not all people that have a negative thing to say not all people that disagree are thinking that but I think it's a it's a larger more significant percentage of dissent than we would like to admit is people being like ooh this guy thinks he knows a thing or two well I know a thing or two and I know it better than him but just because he's got a lot of subs in blah blah blah because once you start looking into these people you find they upload videos or they try to upload videos and all this stuff and it's just it's it's like that and constructive criticism bigoted dick is not constructive criticism saying I don't like this or this sucks or this [ __ ] is boring or blah blah blah all those kinds of things not constructive criticism stop saying that piqué subreddit entitled [ __ ] stop it it's not constructed it's just not and also if you're fans of this or that your fans will your fans of pka why would you err on the side of being disrespectful and blunt in your criticism and not on the side of like oh I'm going to be respectful and try to try to kow properly couch my criticism as being nice and mean like hey here's my opinion here's what I think about this but no they just they just [ __ ] and complain and whine and they try to rationalize it in this [ __ ] constructive criticism it's not saying I don't like this I think your content sucks is not constructive criticism stop it I'm sick of it it's enough rant over you know what they're not team gamertag they're not like on my side I'm sure oh I am on your side I'm just trying to get you to change to the way I want you to be in whatever you know it's really hard to read that subreddit I take more negative feedback on a daily basis but most people get in a year I swear that's true you do and those of you on the subreddit who are being like this to woody it's not cold [ __ ] you're separated I'm out of there yeah and they're like oh my god the mods are centering all the hate against twenty we should have free speech you know what I was fine with what the moms were doing we're doing I really was you guys it wasn't like the feedback is never phrased in a way that makes me feel like you're on my side so I don't and that's the ultimate [ __ ] of it is if some constructive criticism is blunt and people that are criticized even constructively may not like hearing it and that's fine there is constructive criticism that is abrasive and okay but if you're gonna turn around and say no we're just fans we just really like this and this just isn't limited to the PKI subreddit this is synergist synergistic synergism like comments words big words yeah in the in the YouTube community in the comments and stuff if you're going to say that you're a fan and that you like this person not just woody anybody else have you seen around oh I'm a fan but your content [ __ ] sucks if you're a fan and you're going to try to say that you're giving constructive criticism if you have to air on either being abrupt and possibly disrespectful sometimes blatantly disrespectful or being completely respectful maybe even to the point of not getting your message across 100 percent effectively if you're a fan and you love this or that why aren't you airing to that side why it's not except you're not a fan you're just a jackass who's trying to rationalize your bitching so like five youtubers have started minecraft servers after I do mine is being attacked we know that the mostly are DDoS protection handled it there was one who was on the same in the same data center is mine and by the way I've already contacted the federal authorities they have their cease and desist later they stopped but I'm not done till you go to jail because [ __ ] you you know you don't get the [ __ ] take down woody craft because you're upset that it just got bigger than you [ __ ] you that's it wait crap is the best thing I can do right I've worked on it 18 hours a day sometimes 20 ever work 20 hours a day I bet a lot of people listen to this have never pulled a 20-hour day I have I pulled a couple of them in the last month this thing I worked so hard and I wanted to be so great I am uh striving for excellence and nothing else is good enough and then I've got guys like on the same data center able to get around our DDoS protection because they're not coming in from the external network and you're going to jail but the other youtubers are having this better running minecraft stuff the you know my videos get disliked all the time lately you know and like I've been giving them what they didn't want minecraft I gave him Cod they didn't want Cod I gave explosion man like I gave them whatever and their unplaceable and they are the other common haters right there's a handle it was like a little bucket of like fat older falling commentators who you know who attacked me all the time and they're not attacking other people and I'm not talking about really going on right now I am but you know I typically I don't give them any attention whatsoever yet they're they're attacking me and so if there's a secret that I'm pretending not to know about me it's like I'm actually quite a good guy but there must be some reason that I get viewed in a harsher light than it seems like everybody else does and I don't want to hear I can't just be don't respond to it right cuz that's that's the cliche answer but I've been here since I responded to it here edge is that it it's it can't maybe this that simple I don't know I think maybe this policy everyone signing example of a guy I'm just late like five years have gone by and he's not acknowledged a single negative it you're wasting your time if you leave one there and and Here I am I guess perhaps making that mistake but the question was what am i pretending not to know about yourself for some reason a lot of people don't like me and if you knew me you would you know if you knew me you'd find me to be quite a loyal friend quite an honest guy the main is true to his word then there's my secret very true all those things true yeah that check clears I'm what he's best friend I saw on the subreddit that some of you thought that it could be possible that what he was actually my father and that we had recently discovered it and that's why we were hanging around with each other so much and that is true but many would even would he would he make love to my mother when he was only 13 years old if you do the math that is impressive I'm quite the baller thanks dad but he had a new loaded gun and he decided to use it [Laughter] that's literally what the next comment on the subreddit was somebody was like he can have to be 13 and he was a late bloomer no way the NFL settled their concussion cases sports well the NFL was being sued by a collection of former players about their about possible liability for medical expenses incurred and and even damages incurred by these former players by the NFL knowing that playing NFL football and having concussions repeated concussions was very very very detrimental to your health not just the cliche oh yeah he's a football player he's all but scientific evidence specific data that said if you receive concussions you are this this much more likely to be you know to have early onset dementia chronic traumatic encephalopathy and all these other bad things that happen to you after repeated brain injuries and sign people that science that's that says that football NFL football makes that happen is more likely for that to happen and that the NFL tried to cover it up and the NFL reached a seven hundred and fifty million dollar settlement with this group of forty eight hundred players I want to say it's not a lot it's not a lot I think it's like a hundred and something grand I did that I did the math but I forgot it alright so 750 million let's call it forty eight hundred players that could that comes out to one hundred fifty six thousand two hundred fifty dollars per player or there abouts however two things number one that hundred that seven hundred fifty million dollars is paid out over twenty years and the NFL does not have to admit liability which means this their settlement is not an admission of liability which means they are not opening themselves up to being sued by every NFL football player that has concussions like you see so I I think I'm on their side here I think I mean they they signed up for a violent sport mmm-hmm you know I mean nobody thinks that football is safe especially at a professional level I mean it doesn't take a genius to know that there's gonna be head injuries I talked to Joe about this I want to ask him about that yeah on the show but it's kind of like a you know hey how do you feel about maybe you'll go crazy later in life yeah he was like well first of all he listed his fights and I guess in his most recent one he had some kind of concussion type thing and this was before that fight and the pedestal in he had a knocking out but mostly he's like you know if you look at a lot of my fights they're not Wars you know they're like he's a lot of first round victories that's why he gets so many bonuses and I just don't take a lot of head injury damage he's like but you know if I'm 5% slower after my career ends I'm ok with that one good hit to the head to make it dumb yeah tell me that happens much he had just he had sort of calculated the odds and accepted that he would be 5% slower than the potential version of himself later and much richer yeah the idea being right I'm assuming that's the trade-off I think he actually likes training most of the time you know I think he enjoys being fit right we don't like to be Joe Lauzon fit right who doesn't want a six-pack I don't care about six-pack I'd like to be able to buckle a seat belt my truck without I see both extender I can I can hold that I love pizza too much I love I don't know I won't that I mean like a lot of people that exercise a lot they have heart attacks - hey you guys see the the clip where Joe Rogan was getting heckled by this woman while he was doing comedy and he went off stage and she called him fat yeah he told us he's 50 right he literally he has a body type like the guys from the movie 300 like he was that kind of rip like everything from chess to like bellybutton was all like like solid muscle limbo yes she if you were to just look at his face you might think he's a little bit chubby but you see his neck down and it's he's like a shaved gorilla i I don't I wouldn't say a shaped gorilla just just a gorilla that man come on just [ __ ] your hands yeah joe like it's cool yeah yeah we I've seen it a lot you know and it bothers me a little bit because I'm thinking to myself you know she knows he's got hairy knuckles why did he shave those bad boys you know he's going on stage he's putting his hand right in front of his face that's what we're looking at we're looking at your face your hand your face your hand Harry yeah yeah that hand is ridiculous he I the other thing is not just that he makes more money than regular people do he lives a lifestyle he really enjoys and that's one of my favorite things about like this phase of my life you know like right now I'm doing the the Minecraft thing a lot Colin sits in this chair right here well I'm putting my feet oh you can hardly see that it's a chairman this is the bank and he plays minecraft next to me well I typically do some sort of Edmonton function and we're together all the time I bonded with my own father because he was like a workaholic kinda guy but when I started working in his office and it improved our relationship and I see it happening with me and my son like it's awesome to sit here and be next to him all day long and spend more time with him and Colin you know I admitted to myself is probably more close to Jackie than me right not to say he's not close to me but um now you'd have a much harder time picking a winner he loves spending his time with me and he looks forward to it all day he had all time it last night we played survival games and Colin like legit made it into the top two and the other guy was a friend of mine and he kind of did the honorable thing in Colin one he's still talking about that you know he went to bed excited he woke up happy about it and and he's just jibber jabbering about having one survival games last night thank you Mark if you catch this and you know like I love my current lifestyle and circling this back to Joe he loves his he's I'm in a facebook do proof that Joe set up call it work is for suckers and I'm so proud to be a member don't work but I don't traditionally work and fortunate happy to be here it's just hope you can help the ballclub you got to play one game at a time season it's a marathon not a sprint or somewhere a little a piece of both but I'm so thankful that this is my gig play minecraft next to Colin I'm happy I'm app doing my decisions to like you know a lot of people say like I'm going through a rough time and [ __ ] like I'm monetarily but I wouldn't trade this for anything in the world because like this chopper here gave me a way to be a part of the working community longer than I thought I was going to be able to that's the jobs I was doing we're going to kill me that's all they were gonna do I was gonna make money I'm gonna make but I was gonna live paycheck to paycheck and I was going to be destroyed by the age of 40 and this allows me to do what I love and god damn we're an upbeat crew aren't we we've got to we've got to get things on a happier scale it's just like I don't I don't think you can find very many people that appreciate the job I do more than me I mean I thought you know I might be ignorant and I might I might get mad at people but I've done videos I've cried talking about this job hmm yeah yeah I'll cry because I'm a man shop fire oh I cry cry in a lot of movies Oh like I get choked up every time I think about what I get to do for a living and like yeah I'm having troubled ideas right now and yeah people found me and people hate and all this other stuff but the other day I love what I do and like if if it frustrates me and frustrates me because it looks like an end instead of an opening of another door I'm telling you you got to get that thermometer on the wall behind you get that little gag going that's gonna be funny you know what that was something that I saw that like was a swing in wings today right like I feel like wings two months ago we'd say hey dude this is a great idea you should do it they need be like I don't know whiteboards are really difficult to hang on the wall today it was hey let's brainstorm together on how I can make my weekly weight loss series better than it is today and we're like yeah I think you should you know put more in the first minute you know to suck em in and hook them and you know you should have a visual and this and that and and of course we joke about the dog yeah but um you know what like I think you really might get a whiteboard and draw the thermometer and have a visual I was actually gonna get I was actually looking at I don't know how this gonna date me it's gonna date me in kindergarten they had the big old pieces of paper that you kind of like folded over and had the lines on it yeah yeah that's what I wanted that's what I picture - a big paper one like on omelet on the poster board stuff that's exactly what I had my way was so they're like like for example he lost point eight pounds right he could draw a tiny little bottom on the thermometer pounds you put your finger on it you know that's gonna be the embarrassing part like if that happens you know like like doing it and like bootleg tight ways like like just like stapling some white construction paper over the red white house like yeah that's about a pound it's about a pound of white out but the dim screen wings today and wings two months ago is you're like hey let's brainstorm on this let's execute on ideas on how I can modify the sorts of things I do now to make them better when two months ago it was you know it's so much work to do you know what would be interesting wings here's a video here's a video man okay every time you eat something or drink something you take it you take a picture of it and then back you could play that like as a slideshow as you talked about your your your weekly weight loss and you and you could pinpoint every time you made a mistake and every time you you didn't that would be a good video that's a lot of pictures I always have a camera the first thing I thought about is like I really would want to take the pictures of me cheating cuz I'm probably gonna cheat tonight you got to take those pictures because it's not good every night you got to take them because you know is going to show at the end of the week it becomes like an issue of like this is embarrassing it'll help you face your problem I heard you're like yeah I slit a little here and a little there but you know you slipped like 5,000 calories yeah that's let's look twice and yet in five dollars to gallon it's more like three thousand well three thousand calories is about a pound yeah and like I wasn't happy with the weight loss but at least I lost weight even though it wasn't a solid next time yeah and I like I won't I know like I figured and 400 is the number I'm going for right now the thing is you can live on Big Macs and still lose weight you can you can eat if you just eat three Big Macs a day and three medium french fries and two sweet teas you'll still lose weight that's more than eight right now and that's okay but it's not you're eating more than my suggest the pictures cuz I've done this myself before because because I thought it'd be a cool like little video not for weight loss right there so it look cool to see what I was eating because I've seen this on YouTube when they take a picture of like their entire months worth of food and families and stuff and I like how it differs from country to country but if you really stop and think there's so many little snacks and like half meals that you had throughout the day that you just forget about there's tens of thousands of calories that are getting swept under the rug here somewhere all right I'll do it I'll do it next week from this day next way of Wednesday we'll have a slide where you go I'm interested I think would be cool and you know I would do it just like like on my Apple TV like it plays like you know it plays all my pictures in a little slideshow you know one after another with a little uh you know it's just cheesy but it looks cool throw some music on that into a commentary be like yeah this week I lost you know two and a half pounds that's not where I want to be but that's still a lot better than last week I think my main mistakes were having to buy two two french fries this day and having eight cokes this day I definitely got to cut the cokes down you know yeah but you know just as well as me that when you have their struggles there's somebody there to jump on you back about them I'm familiar with that you know what you're gonna do immediately wings on Twitter and [ __ ] you gotta block those people immediately I do like I don't know if you know as much water blow ups are way down mm-hmm it's it's kinda starting to bother me a lot of the game I became when I got out of depression do you guys see my tweet my tweet today before the yeah I got a little mad before I click the link I got a little bit mad Minecraft livestream watch this video that explains it and in the video is 30 seconds it ends with I'm just [ __ ] with you and you know there was opposed to immediately on the pink already subreddit and you knew the guy was the the guy was creating the post as the video was playing and he's like ah myself to repeat some of the trolls there's like there's a certain YouTube commentator right now making fun of me and I so want to make videos making fun of him back I know I want to do is help him it already yes I can t Martin what is gonna call your mama what do you have you seen anything out of his mother on Twitter about this you'd be the one to know the only one to know I used to follow no one and I got so much hate what are you so arrogant he's so conceited he doesn't follow anyone you think the truth I just look at my connect that's all I do so in a way to shut up all the haters I follow team arts mom and now it's awesome people are like funny how come you only follow team arts mom I said look I checked out all the Twitter accounts and I pick the best one that's it you know if I'm not following you you know as good as T words mom that's it but but wings that guy has bigger financial issues than you so just enjoy his heart oh I know he does because I know what I make and he makes like a third of what I made yeah that guy he quit his job in hopes of being the next wings and fell short so I would just sit back and smile yeah don't give him attention just let him but it'd be so easy dude that's like two or three easy videos right now he's drowning in quicksand who are three easy videos are going to extend out that for a month on his end that's going to give him ammunition just the idea wasn't to make him the bother him the idea was to just show him I can do it too no see my theory on this stuff with these haters is I don't attack them with the little guns dislikes on their videos I attack them with the big guns financial troubles right there are people who try to make living what do you ruin your [ __ ] credit I'm just not giving you the YouTube career that you want to hear you're trying to have a YouTube career based on hating me I don't see your [ __ ] you know you're trying to have a YouTube career based on talking about me you want to get big the next woody exposed video there's nothing to expose I'm just working my ass off on YouTube try doing that so I don't give these guys the attention they're looking for let them [ __ ] drown let him go it it's an act of mercy for me to make a video about you and you know do this battle and whatever no no no no if I really want to hurt you I will let you suffer in lack of attention and that's the weapon I pull out all the time then you will not get what you want by doing a we hate video all you gonna do is make yourself look like a jackass and that's what you need to do - that guy makes me look like a jackass all the time and he's over there wondering how he's gonna pay his heating bill this winter good good I like that okay oh bloody I'm listening to him I know the track record but at the same time I know what it's like tonight I have a heater and it sucks well the thing is I don't want to be anybody's victim you know i root the best for everybody unless you're picking on me you picking on me let's go you and me let's have a financial loss [ __ ] my trucks worth 4 grand oh you though like trucks are such a bad depreciation item it sucks that way yeah like I'm sure I'm sure you paid more in 4 grand for it yeah years ago I paid I'll tell you I paid prob about 22,000 yeah I think it was 21 but then you tax and books and whatever maybe 22 is a good guess and I had the loan finished in nine months and I haven't paid another penny toward it since and when I look at my haters dude my trucks worth 4 grand and the people at Wells Fargo's eyes widen when I make another deposit [ __ ] you so so yeah I think it's about time the wild card no [ __ ] that no we got a ways to go but we've got a ways to go I'm in it for at least another 45 minutes here all right all right let me uh let me grab another soda but yeah anyway don't give 80's attention if I'm doing my math right based on if anyone is wondering this episode is sponsored by RC Cola cherry my part of this episode is being sponsored by RC Cola cherry the best soft drink I've ever had I think that looks like that that's awful is that a dead puller yeah that's what what do you want me to years ago oh yeah have you ever hit now be honest have you ever considered using that some sort of sexual way no I haven't I've actually helped a lot of people out with it which is the word every time somebody comes by with the dent in their car I'm like hey I got a dimple let's try it out I'm with those guys getting excited to use stuff I have does it work it works pretty good like it like I have a dent in my Silverado and not that's what reason would he bought it we tried like the hot and cold like we took like a can of air and sprayed it made it really cold and use the hairdryer to try to blow it real hot and it didn't work not likely you see on the YouTube videos so late two weeks later this shows up at the front door know about you but I love getting packages from the UPS it's like christmas time every time Buller did you immediately go out and try it it took probably 70% of the dent out the only thing that was left was the door where it actually hit the frame of the door and it kind of folded on it yeah unless you're looking for it now expect from one of these things right like yeah it takes your debt makes a 70 percent better awesome you know it's next to nothing and in rare cases it'll make it a hundred percent better as sniff it's right in the middle somewhere like if a body panel has some sort of shape to it then in that dent is there then it's tough but if it's right in a flag session like the middle of your hood oftentimes it just goes great yes yes oh I have to come up with it no I came up with concussions and stuff that lasted for about five clearly we need to go to the wings if it is from lightning round damnit now let me grab a soda and I've got a pen and pad and I think in five minutes we'll we'll have something to go in here I'll be right back while we're waiting all this when we talk about the Cleveland guy hanging himself in prison oh yeah the Ariel Sharon so I'm like mr. mister uh I got three women I suppose maybe we get so Pez I just been I don't know if anybody's noticed but periodically throughout the show I'll purposely just say stupid things about about widely-known factious to try to piss off people that should exact reason I agreed with him I'm so angry that I can't listen to it anymore Hugh if that bothers you that much bro you should go talk to somebody boring so Chaka Khan yeah Kevin Costner was there masturbating I heard that's that's the truth alright wings lightning round I had one earlier what the how was it but yeah what ways what's the story on why he hung himself did he leave a note or anything yeah he probably already he had Ariel Castro by the way he had he had the rest of his life in prison i right he was facing he wasn't gonna get out and those guys in general pop usually don't do very well well goes as Castro's event said they would inspected on the circumstance that led to the 53 year old sex fiend hanging out of his prison cell and toxicology report is pending but the neighbor is convinced that he took the coward's way out adding he's happy he's gone and now we can't ask for a better appeal we can't ask for a better appeal what that's what it says who said that this the Daily News powered by Yahoo nobody was that quote the now we can't ask for a better appeal there was a quote this guy quotations around it so wait they were unhappy with the sentencing I think it what it what he's talking about is the guy that lived next to him in the prison cell was happy that he killed himself in that uh he can't ask for a pill or some [ __ ] oh no he can't ask for an appeal got it yeah probably ask this one before I ask it anyway Master Life has denounced as a coward death after committing suicide in a prison cell why are they making this big deal out of this guy dude I understand he did something viciously horrible it's almost like the Trayvon Martin crap like wait what happened to Trayvon Martin was small in this in the world of crime yeah I am just about finishing my first I'm always the one of course there was one I had earlier that was just beautiful and I forgot it I liked both of mine so far I think they're pretty good so Lefty what do you think about the Braves chances are going to the World Series this year oh I haven't been keeping up with you and I'll be the season where they at first place 20 games up okay what so they're in the playoffs gonna be top see them probably make it to the NLCS I feel like I don't know I'm scared of the Cardinals I think the Cardinals are the world's champions this year you're scary right I can see that happening - yeah I mean I really want to see the Braves win another one the Braves they win consistently but they lose games they shouldn't lose consistently as well like we get we got beat by the Marlins to lose I lose our 15 game win streak this season the Marlins they have an average of 1.2 runs per game and they clowned us with seven I don't know I mean I want to see the Braves win another World Series I mean I've only got to see one so far my life it's like oh man this might be the team to do it but our starting pitches just so crappy and like the Dodgers are hot and the Cardinals are fire right now the Reds are gonna come back I mean the nationally it's just tough to win in right now I think it's going to be Cardinals Dodgers for the finals and they'd probably end up playing Red Sox I know I'm glad y'all chiming in no way baseball yeah same here we lost Lefty we at Colombo now he's press smoking a cigar again that ain't no lefty smoked I think he said it was his first cigar in ages like implying he's not a smoker Kyle how's the quittin going good yeah don't smoke much at all check how you should take a picture of em each light one up hide it hmm I'm not I'm not even gonna address that didn't the week I'd have a picture like 10 cigarettes but you know I'm working on it I've got two in my head right now whole London let me write them down and that will make three I just seen some [ __ ] look at that Doug called me a month ago asked me how much I take from my trunk I go 33 and he goes wow that's a little bit more I was thinking more about 25 I'm like now price 33 that's out of my league but now he buys a $40,000 Dodge Ram turbo diesel Cummins no it's a Hemi for him II don't do a 40 50 grand for a half-ton I'm out of data on these phrases I should go to the Silverado dealership and just look at the new ones sitting there and I won't be telling a lie I'll tell the dealer I'm not here to buy housing that's your initial lie not baby I hear the picture of but you are I would consider it a personal failing if I get if I couldn't hold it out until it was time to get a new church well if the time is now sir whatever what if the conditions right now are so advantageous or simply cannot pass up on the deal then sir you telling me that you still would not are you a fool sir do you just hate me I could find a better salesman if need be I I guess I just hate you we ready for the lightning round I have five now hey woody click this but it will harden you up very quickly just scroll down I didn't I didn't cherry pick it or nothin this is just I popped in truck about no Silverado at my local dealership Chevy Express cargo van mm you that little thing right there click type truck model Silverado 1500 okay it might not have transferred over when I clicked it I sent you the quit link [Music] all these things are between users oh well the lowest one for me is $40,000 2014 silver oh yeah I mean like the cheapest you can probably get at that dealership is 35 that's not even a truck that's a that's a station wagon with the back missing I mean they've got no transfer case in a truck tell them wings right at four I I can't buy a non four-wheel drive truck I get scared if I even think about it what happens when I get a foot what happens if I bog down like what happy because I need the four-wheel of traction exactly I like I've used four-wheel driving my truck just to pull people out ditches because the two will drive wouldn't cut it I pulled a guy out of wet grass once yes the two-wheel drive wouldn't cut it was wet grass on an incline and you know he called me up and he couldn't have found someone more qualified another thing I like I'll know if your truck has it my truck both my trucks have for will auto so like when it's raining real heavy you'll kind of almost act like a almost like an all-wheel drive system where the front wheels will kick on when you lose traction doesn't happen I have an old school transfer case with a stick on it but what you described sounds awesome my wife has full-time all-wheel drive in her 4runner and it's great it's great like I see her again on the gas like like maybe she wants to make a lift and either the light just turned red or there's an oncoming car and she wants to hustle she doesn't even worry about she just hits the gas and go cuz it's four-wheel drive the two wheel drive truck will spin out not go as fast as you expect it to and there's issues I would love to have some sort of traction control because two wheel drive trucks peel-out wait easily are we ready for the lightning round yes so how are we doing this are we doing one question and then the next guy or all the questions let's alternate okay I have fine I have 5 1 2 3 4 5 Oh perfect strong lefty question 1 wings what is your favorite sexual position not that is not missionary or doggy I can't do any other position ok girls can't climb on top that would be missionary that's no missionary is you on top further back oh I thought I thought you counted both ways oh my neck is me why you'd say that you know any position the only one that wouldn't be a variant of missionary or doggy would be reverse cowgirl right like according to wings logic is the reverse cowgirl sucks especially if you date like larger women like I do mm-hmm because they put a lot of their weight on you at that point all right ok next up Tyler me what horror movie bad guy would you want to be in why what horror movie bad guy but I want to be and by Lex Luthor because he's stinking rich all right if you could get away with murder would you do it if so do you have the number one guy picked out let me think about this because Lex Luthor isn't a horror movie it's too late this is a lightning round okay Noah points will be no points will be awarded if you could get away with murder would you do it if so do you have the number one guy picked out yes yes yes game you're excited for most this fall / winter season that would that would ask me like I actually kept up with games as following winter seasons I don't have any all right have you uh I'm sorry I can't read my own handwriting Oh have you gotten everything back from your ex-girlfriend or no I have not what are you missing I am missing a camera still how much is it worth how much is the camera worth probably about $300 used okay so that's not a total disaster when you cheat on your diet do you hide the act of eating from other people yes I do if you cheat on your diet tonight what will you eat there's only two choices when these are McDonald's I have a suggestive of your food we'll get to that later okay um would you uh would you be in a porno for $5,000 yes if anyone is out there who has pornography connections wings of redemption will be in your porn over $5,000 he has nearly half a million subscribers on YouTube and how many Twitter followers 88,000 weed all by that point I'm just to see no your hair right there has too much upkeep my hair like this never moves either if weight weren't an issue would you be a colonist on Mars or the first would you be a Martian yeah you can never come back yeah you probably not come back if you were in sort of a survival situation how many days without food would you go before you were willing to eat someone you want the technical term or the actual there's a dead body laying there I want to know how many days you're gonna pass before you're gonna start eating a month okay look here I will be dead serious with you this one I'm gonna do about hours as soon as I realize I can't get that [ __ ] fire going like I like it and then the squirrel isn't going to come down I'm gonna be eating that dead body he might skip lunch oh my god I will be looking at this reasoning like you know that squirrels gonna be mighty [ __ ] tasty but if I don't have the energy to get that squirrel I ain't never gonna eat get it this body or he can give me some energy I need that body part put a damn slug in my mouth it's me all right when you look at a new girlfriend what's the number-one thing you look at in her oh it's gonna sound so [ __ ] shallow I mean a lot of this comes from previous relationships that number one thing I look for is stable ability and career to you wings what is the funniest aspect of creationism creation the penis Louis best that's not that's not creationism the creationism it is the the earth is a creation 3,000 years old and oh dinosaurs how they deal with Dinosaurs we talked about the philosoraptor last week and you what you told my to tillage InDesign I'm like the penis is not intelligently designed it's a sewer system and an entertainment system all rolled into one good point I think we veered off topics are on the outside they speak somewhere safe it's Kyle last question I think are you available for private appearances yes so if someone wanted to hire you to come to their birthday party you could make that happen it all depends how far it is yeah so let's say for every 50 miles from your home how much would it cost oh well we're talking about a foot we're gonna need you for three full hours the hours would be irrelevant don't be rolled up into the same package but like I'd probably 450 miles of files it's gonna cost me about $10 with the gas both ways there's 20 right there per 50 miles so say on average if you're 200 miles away that's gonna be what it's like 80 bucks yeah and then another for your time as well so yeah so let's just say that I'm about three hours away from Myrtle Beach and I want you to come to my birthday party on Saturday how much is that gonna run me about three hundred bucks because three hours away is probably gonna be I Drive about sixty miles an hour and and you'll and you'll play split screen call duty with me yeah and we can take pictures if I want you to when you curse me out yes will you break my controller if I ask you to all depends old you are a grown-ass man 300 hours for you to come to my house with wigs when you add wings will you ask me why streams that [ __ ] there you go wings round this up to $500 because there's probably somebody watching the show right now who will actually pay you that kind of money absolutely hours it probably would be $500 because you got thinking I got six hours devoted just to driving so and then if I spend any length of time there two to three hours it's a nine hour day in losses accountability I got oil would you trade the chaos in your house for peace and quiet no no nice another successful lightning round so here's what you want to get you want to go to Wendy's and you want to get a baked potato and you want to get everything on that [ __ ] they get chili cheese sour cream and it's a it's a lot of food but it's really only like 600 calories 700 calories query as if you eat like a you know a couple hamburgers and fries and soda you're up in the well but actually believe I eat a couple hamburgers cow people do how many do you eat I usually just get a combo meal and don't even supersize it I won't write mmm but I know a big guy who's not wings and one of the things that he does is when he comes home from work the family eats dinner together and he'll stop at McDonald's eat like a meal like a Big Mac combo thing and before dinner and that to me is like unthinkable but to him it's a regular practice I do that something like that I mean I've ate dinner and then got hungry like two hours later when got something okay but but like the big one with meat is like hiding it like you see you has to win a hide food like yeah that definitely happens like you're ashamed of it like you're like all right I mean I don't want people to see me eating this I'm gonna go sit in a parking lot eat this food and then go home and throw the bag away at like a gas station damn that's some spy level [ __ ] just to get a hamburger that's why you do the what you'll you'll accept accountability yeah when you do the when you take pictures of whatever you eat or drink so let me ask you this who's got the best fast-food hamburger hamburger and french fries it could be different places can't break it down based on sandwich um sure there's chicken sandwiches and there's not just burgers just burgers it's all about the burger surprise [Music] honestly make that chicken better no actually Central Park is the best fries I don't know if you have those there now I never heard of Central Park we're going national chains here one way so there's got to be more what is this business call it's called Central Park what kind of fries are they are they so there's like really do look like McDonald's fries or do they look more like Hardee's fries or they look like like curly fries from Arby's but they're explained central product five Friday's parks yeah yeah like a home fry almost just with damn what is it Old Bay seasoning oh yeah I like that red stuff yeah yes okay do it yeah probably some of the best fries I've ever had yes burgers wings the burgers I change fast food best burgers artists partly Hardee's hearty for this has the best burger yeah yeah mushroom swiss was probably the best one I mean it's all opinionated but they all the good that their burgers pound-for-pound are better than everybody else yeah I think so too although Wendy's is good in my opinion I like Wendy's as well and like fries is obviously McDonald's well other than Central Park we're doing now it's in my case the best fries are the curly fries from Arby's or if you've got Zaxby's where you are cuz those are basically crinkle fries and if it's not that then it's probably Wendy's when he says good fries I think I don't like when agencies do they get the sea salt on there they're big good stuff Burger King fries are good cold that's about the only other time Burger King sucks working has any of the fries are good cold Burger King is like the worst restaurant ever dude the whopper is one hell of amber it is the only it is but like the service we do your Italian chicken sandwiches have been you can be the only car in the drive-through in the Conway Burger King and you'll be there 15 minutes yeah don't go to Burger King actually the only one I go to his Wendy's and lessons like you know weird long travel situation and I try to go to Wendy's as little as possible because I associated with Gil you're just not healthy food yeah we would that that's where we stopped both times when we were driving it was at a damn Wendy's yeah and I really wanted to they on the second time because they had those awesome soda machines I think they call it Coca Cola freestyles you build your formula they have like 90 flavors in there yeah what they do is they add like peach or lemon or cherry vanilla cherry or strawberry or whatever so all of a sudden it's you know like did you even know strawberry RC was a choice it is and you know I want a strawberry already I'm gonna try that these soda machines themselves are a drawing or a restaurant yeah I would definitely go to Wendy's over pretty much anywhere else just for that soda machine I definitely want my soda from there I want that cherry root beer ya know you gotta make it on my own like everyone watches everyone else's choice it becomes like a spectator event like behind Kyle I wonder what he's gonna get no I don't think that at regular found machines but I will say this I was I was talking I was talking about you the other day you mentioned the Windy strip so this I remember this and my girlfriend I were talking about the ability to sort of censor yourself when you're around little kids and I was because she was cursing in front of these kids at this party which there should have been kids at the party be rare but that's neither here nor there but she was cursing and she had to catch herself and I was like woody can't stop himself at all I was like we were in line at when is it he's dropping some serious language and I'm just kind of like dirt like pulling at my collar looking around nervously we were talking about something that we were you know you were passionate about and it got it got serious the soda machine you're passionate about it was it was it was during that same amount of time and you know he dropped a few four-letter words and there's some kids nearby and I was just like ah I dropped language in front of kids all day telling is a true story it was it was great I thought it was hilarious and you caught yourself you were like I probably shouldn't be saying this but [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] down it was like she couldn't stop yourself you turn into Rhett Smith into Tourette's man for you you had like a three hour nap and then all of a sudden you were Wendy's about to get some sugar in your system and you were just jacked I'm boring I go to those freestyle machines and get coke oh that's my favorite drink is root beer I [ __ ] love root beer I mean read I am a root beer connoisseur the best kind of root beer is Virgil's special edition it's got a Bavarian nutmeg in it's [ __ ] delicious micro brewery it was voted like beverage of the Year at some prestigious conference it's awesome they make a very good vanilla and they come in like an old school glass bottle they're only sold in six-packs IBC or there's one that's like a and W and B I be seated I think it's IBC actually yeah but the bottle doesn't have a label it's just glass clear glass Oh black cherry they're black cherry black cherry soda yeah it's really good and it's almost too sweet though Ruby no I like Ruby R talk when he Joe lausanne for root beer talk he's a big fan too I think me and him both agree the one of the best root beers is barks ba rqs that's that's probably my favorite like gas station was doing for me I don't think the mainstreaming at all IVC doesn't have the flavor it's it barks has a it really their slogan is bark says bite and it does it's gonna it's got a good bite to it delicious well you know who has the advertising dollars barks so my portion of this part of PK is brought to you by barks or Virgil's if if your father happens to own Virgil's root beer I am on board a hundred and ten percent I would do voiceovers for just about anybody I've been thinking about it I I think I need a better mic I need a condenser like this dynamic microphone just don't have the range that a condenser mic reduce and the condenser mic and that's what you it's weird it's maybe not range responsiveness just the ability to capture every part of my voice with everything I say you know I could get really deep with it or I can just I don't know how to describe it but on a condenser I sound richer and fuller or everybody does not just me I'm not anything special but on a condenser mic you people tend to sound richer and fuller the reason that dynamics are popular is because they're not as they're not as fragile and they're they're generally cheaper you don't need phantom power so give us right but they also do a lot they do radio though and radio has a there's only so many you know there's only so much data they can send so they can record that even if they had condenser mics they would there would be a drop-off so give us a preview here for the voice-over work let's pretend like you're doing Wild Kingdom there's a lion he's stalking a he's stalking a buffalo give us you know the stalk the kill and the aftermath it's dark but I I can't do it because I just want to pretend like I'm British I can't do it or Australian like can you do a good British restores only you gotta break out with that Australian accent I like I'll start British and then I'll become Scottish and then Irish for a little bit and then like British and then maybe a little bit of Christopher Walken and it's just it gets bad oil Kingdom the elusive koala they spend most of their days hopped up on Luka eucalyptus leaves they do does anybody know that that apparently the eucalyptus leaves are hallucinogenic and koalas are pretty much always [ __ ] up out of their gourds you can see it in their eyes you can but literally their eyes are like goofy if you look closely and there's nothing more frightening that hopped up koala I can give you the George Carlin advertising lullaby and to the people that complain about me quoting George Carlin [ __ ] you a little bit of that I would like to hear rendezvous with death do you know it no I don't google it like really fast okay at the speed of light Oh God like it's a game show Google should make their own game show that involves contestants using Google to complete tasks what rendezvous with death Gears of War uh yeah it was using a Gears of War head but it's a it's a poem from World War one okay no I don't have anything prepared see I've done the George Carlin thing but I don't know how to read this I think you read it really rough and like like a like an old man who's who's seen a lot like oh like the old man from that a Hemingway book uh old man of the sea domain and see but I'm not old I'm 26 tough [ __ ] it's radio but I've got an actual voice actor I just have a nice voice kind of maybe I don't know read it just let me give a quick read over here by the way this is this was one of the best ad campaigns ever that the three big games halo Gears of War and I guess you could say Call of Duty have the best commercials ever and they're in that order if you ask me call of duty has decent ads but they're not nearly on the level of Halo and in the years series some of those ads will make you [ __ ] christ as halo ads I don't know okay I'll give you the first stanza how's that deal deal fair enough I have a rendezvous with death at some disputed barricade when spring comes back with rustling shade and Appelbaum blossoms fill the air I have a rendezvous with death when spring brings back blue days and fair dammit I've never read it before this is the first time I've read the script and you're putting me on the spot you bastard yes jerks it's a poem it rhymes come on yeah but I've never I've never read it before and never ever read it but you have to choose a different stanza because I've already read that one and your brain is already like mulling it over and how you'd say it quality value style service such loving into confluence it is it's hard to spell though I'm they'll probably do and close my eyes and quench my breath it may be I shall pass and still I have a run on some scars when spring comes around again this year that's very nice sound like the calendar man from Batman Arkham overwork I'll you can have the voice but you got to know how to make love to the microphone hmm God knows where we're better to be deep pillow and silken scented death I'm not like that guy who sponsors in blissful sleep pulse no breath to breath we're hushed awakenings are dear but I have AB rendezvous with death at midnight in some flaming town when spring trips north again this year and I pledged my word and truth I shall not fail that rendezvous yeah up like I did that was that was a great ad ad campaign they played that uh and I think was the Gears of War to add my I think my favorite ads though were the halo ones the believed ones when they had like the ads were basically like Marines who had fought with Master Chief like forty years prior were in their like their 80s and they were in a museum devoted to you know what Master Chief had done and it's like such a psychological thing it's like wait a minute you're telling you there's a video game in which I can play this guy that and do these things that are so incredible and amazing that they built a museum about it in the future I know that that was good I thought it would suck I was very much engaged in that movie movie based on video games gosh everyone knows movies based on video games suck in video games based on movies suck but not this time I'm Mortal Kombat Mortal oh yeah that was I loved I loved it and while you're waiting to buffer your Netflix stuff go play minecraft at woody craft I don't know if you don't want to deal with that maybe you've got wings Internet there you go yeah highest ping oh by the way they added what - movie they had a Netflix this week there will be blood and something else there will be blood is Macomb and it if you can appreciate a movie that has a slow pace but really strong lead acting Daniel day-lewis does a does a really really good job but it can be slow I like it a lot original series are hooking me in a really big way I swear they're they're approaching HBO in terms of original series now house of cards orange is the new black or is the development block Rose Hemlock Grove wasn't my cup of tea man stick honest on these things that one wasn't for me but but yeah I hear that Netflix is doing an original series it resonates me just like HBO doing one like huh I wonder if it'll be awesome and I know for damn sure they'll release it as a binge watch which I prefer to sleep you know week after week like Game of Thrones does time for a wild card yes it is my car
That might just be the best opening line for a PKA ever.
Gotta say I love when they subtly mention the subreddit and talk about things we discussed here in the past week. (like Kyle's hwhy issue).
Thanks for taking the time to read our ramblings guys!
Lefty's impression of Kyle was incredible
When kyle isn't really involved in the conversations, they are allot less entertaining.
Man this show is good so far, lefty is really sharp
when i saw this in my sub box..... was like fuck yeah
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20 minutes (roughly) in, Kyle mentions recording something, suggesting that he was at home recording something. Possible vids for the new channel?
Oh man that first 15 minutes just proves that this should wouldnt be half of what it is without wings <3