OUR $500,000 GREEK ADVENTURE | The Night Shift

you stay back there and watch the internet's real best duo work all right buddy i don't want any [ __ ] hit [ __ ] right now you're too old to be doing that [Music] oh my god mike sucks ass so it's amazing to watch him all right welcome back to the night shift ladies and gentlemen you're working late in solarwinds time to clock in we don't vacation a lot i shoot a lot of content we shoot a lot of podcasts but this is like our one vacation i was thinking myself yo i could take this whole week off but then i thought to myself how could i go on this beautiful adventure and not share it with you guys so here we are we're [ __ ] shooting content what's up guys i'm jeff i'm a retired stunt man x-con recovering addict okay that seems like enough about yourself but what are you trying to get out of this trip um soul searching i want to find myself i want to bond with new friends my new squad people love it by the way hottest duo on youtube right now which is kind of embarrassing to say because we're both in our 30s uh my name's kyle um i'm jeff shooter for a living what do you intend to get out of this trip uh finding some weed maybe you should try to find some sun what an [ __ ] dude whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa you don't talk to me like that buddy it's been 12 years since i last abused narcotics so i don't need a rehab so much 92 degrees that's why i'm sweating not all of us are [ __ ] lizards who live in an exoskeleton made of white paint all right what's up i'm jake paul i'm a professional boxer i came on this vacation to just relax so i'll be i'll be drinking [ __ ] i'm worried about the comment i made earlier the one where i said that i was drinking and [ __ ] we're doing so much more than those oh you've been drinking and talking it's true honestly bro honestly this is gonna be a tough week nancy pelosi got some real milkers yeah nancy pelosi got big dick energy yeah 100 she might even have a dick in general yeah 100 she might even have a dick like he said maybe just cut the camera for a while and now a word from our sponsors all right the final days of summer are upon us and the fall is coming fast speaking of coming fast so are you in the bedroom and everybody knows it if i talk to the last girl you hooked up with she'd probably say you got to your destination faster than the sr-71 blackbird she'd probably also say that you were over faster than ksi's last fight luckily for you today's video is sponsored by roman and online men's health company and their famous swipes the secret to longer-lasting sex roman swipes are a clinically proven way to last longer in bed swipes are super easy to use you just pull it out of the package wipe it on your little speed racer let it dry and you're good to go and best of all you don't need to go to a doctor or wait in line at the pharmacy and they ship to your house in discrete packaging so do yourself a favor go to getroman.com forward slash mike to get 10 off your first order swipes plus free two-day shipping make sure you click the link in the description so you can start having longer lasting sex and let's get back to the night shift baby first of all show them the pool look at that pool the interesting part is that there's then a lower villa this second pool is actually a hot tub this whole [ __ ] thing is a hot tub that overlooks the aegean sea it's how you say it or not so you can see the vitamin supplements not gnc no the gnc there's a very treacherous walk down to the water look at that water the blues are beautiful blues if you look out here you can see the water it's beautiful blue water it's crystal blue some would say sky blue some would say the easiest way to describe is like a sky blue look at the architecture the architecture here is incredible a lot of people on the internet right now saying we're youtube's best duo bro i don't give a [ __ ] i'm not even a human being anymore i'm just a youtube content machine you know i can't thank you enough look at me now i own this [ __ ] baby it's like jersey shore but a little nicer i see wearing a robe in the ocean it looks like jesus look at me i'm like the wife and breaking bad can you imagine if you guys teamed up you guys would definitely be the best do on youtube try a bit real quick let's do this with accents let's be friends i'll be australian uh this house is so expensive thank you for allowing me to stay here with my uh cameraman you sound like david i mean yeah wow the water is so nice and everything just looks so beautiful what do you have to say back french boy stupid american hey what are you laughing at you have extra cigarettes to give me cigarettes i do not what am i what is this accent it's becoming like armenian now oh there's our friend mr greek driver man say hello to the vlog mr greek driver man have you ever been to ala magoo yes i like that guy he's great one of the girls that's coming to this party right now i got a little bit of a crush on i want to try to offer uh offer cindy that your hand in marriage yeah family channel package so you're trying to offer them you stay back there and watch the internet's real best duo work all right buddy i don't want any [ __ ] hit [ __ ] right now i'm a rogue warrior i'll be [ __ ] solo go ahead your boy's back for now but he's leaving in puerto rico and two treat ace you're done you're back on your own we just got to this club called alamagoo that's what the clubs look like in mykonos and then turn around show them what's behind us a little drone shot oh yo i told you guys that i was gonna try to propose to cindy today i don't think it's gonna happen because it's too loud [Music] what was that so we're only tommy jeff keeps trying to get his products into my content so i threw it off a cliff you wouldn't do that with prime ever and you got zero percent of that company you little thick rider how much percentage of the company of jeff's mommy do i have we haven't discussed that yet but it's definitely something we can talk about in the future i'm open to you know did it just shrink because i threw it off the collection off a cliff if you did this i'm sorry i'm sorry you want a cup of coffee drops right there have a cup of coffee imagine i took his book and i [ __ ] pissed on it you did do something with my book one time i think i did actually i gave i re-gifted it to somebody we've been eating a lot of food i'm not gonna lie i'm feeling like a mix of jason nash and jonah right now why are you pointing the camera right here when i'm talking this is why you're being rep we're not replacing sorry this is why you're being promoted to talent stop david i'm saying a nice thing about you tell the audience that my camera work doesn't matter to you you're actually pissing me off oh that's your problem you're complaining all you do is complaining about jazz there's actually drama all the time it's falling apart perfect oh i get a million views an episode it's falling apart shit's done here i give it two months all i said was if you can please point the camera at the person talking it was a request distracted by that okay fair enough thank you it's just clearance [Music] back when i was dead broke i would sit in [ __ ] travel magazines and [ __ ] like that come to [ __ ] nikonos greece when i was [ __ ] banging dope in my nose thinking i was never gonna leave new haven connecticut it's another one of those inspirational moments for you guys life changes it moves quickly if you bust your ass start new things try new things you can get run over by a mexican just like me in greece you're with your girl you don't even need to look this good are you kidding me hell yeah i do bro i need to impress that girl every day because if i don't she's gonna leave me for another sexy guy okay so we're going to a place called scorpios tonight it's evidently the spot in mykonos currently the ratio is around four to one so there's literally two hours of traffic people waiting in line to drive up to the place it's like coachella but i mean it's literally coachella times tulum times pornhub okay question for you what was the minimum table i think it's around 30k but uh you guys are celebrities so i think you got it for 10. i don't know i've been to this place since july first every single sunday and i went dressed like this one day and i was like oh i'm flexing i'm gonna get [ __ ] tonight and i overheat it it made i look good you look fantastic you look like if you rolled up to bucharest right now or prague bro if you went out in prague right now dude you would clean off what are you even going to clean up you got a hot girl inside who only wants your padang you know what i'm saying it doesn't matter you can wear a garbage bag and you're still gonna come home to a sweet six foot three piece hours she could be six five six six she's lisa leslie logan is dating the wnba's set best center of all time where's the boat right here some real european [ __ ] get on my face bro oh i'm so sorry bro dude you could be a [ __ ] cartier sponsored model bro look at this kid bro look at this problem watch those ankles watch those knees what's up brother how you doing who would have thought two scumbags one from staten island one from connecticut gonna be taking a boat to the the hottest club in all of europe being logan paul's friend pays off logan paul and david dobrik thank you so much for this opportunity okay let's do that again let's try that yeah see no let me excite on you he makes the logan paul's friend joke more than anybody but whenever i say the david dobrik's friend he gets very upset he doesn't like that because they're not friends they're not friends you want me to not be friends with him will you stop making the joke i'll make that stop making the joke yeah no he doesn't like it oh look at that girl on the blue yo do you think that i could find a wife here tonight you're gonna be a wife or a hooker you think everyone's here with a sponsor bro where are you i'm from ohio what were you born at five minutes i'm draped in fine linens and white pants like i'm changing i'm becoming europeans you've been wearing those shoes so long travis scott was cancelled uncanceled cool again not cool again they're so old like it's like a i don't know what they are what do you think i do need new shoes so bad i need some [ __ ] rest i got a big burger review tomorrow never heard of a burger on this island by the way it's gonna be terrible let's make a guess what it is i guarantee it's a 3.5 whoa that low no one on this trip no one here right now has any business doing a burger review i got the og burger if you're with me logan and mexican that's racist yeah it's racist because he's actually mexican can wait bro goodies burger house i did my research scientific analysis empirical evidence one thing i will say right off the bat burger and fries same container just for that reason you have created a much simpler review process for me i like this grease not a burger place this is the first place i've seen with an american name most of them are just those greek symbols that no one even understands what they are but let's see that's racist what is it racism at this point uh sesame bun angus beef american cheese pickle they're calling it pickle sauce you can see the slice of pickles in there ketchup mustard what are your thoughts before you go uh or do you have any thoughts i have thoughts i have no thoughts um i mean you're you're a sorry excuse of a human a shell of what you once were if you were in the ring with floyd right now he would eat your face off would you eat the burger yeah sure here we go three two one go oh [ __ ] oh god do something quickly let's try the fries the fries are really good i have one of the fries have one of the fries i did already they're okay i have another one these are delicious french fries this patty oh my god oh my god concerns me feels like it was taken out of a barbie dollhouse and smashed it between two [ __ ] patty buns okay if you were to buy a air conditioner off amazon it looks like what they would put on the sides and top of it to protect it from being damaged while it was shipping the bun the sauce the ketchup it's edible but something about that patty for anybody watching this from greece anybody who's visiting mykonos this is not their [ __ ] thing well we're on a deserted island there's not even grass where are they getting the cows from grass they're chipping the cows in from [ __ ] prague every other ounce of food on this island has been like some of the best i've had on vacation incredible it's like best food ever vegetarian food is so good stick to the shrimp the sea urchin the oysters the lobster you know what it tastes like tastes like a sausage patty from a third grade lunchroom you know what i'm saying like it's got that sausage fatty vibes what a greek person it's a greek person it tastes like a greek person that's what it does you're right no he's right you ground up a greek person and no you are exactly right david that is the smartest yes a mediterranean person thank you for doing acrobats but i'm hearing the veggie burgers incredible the french fries are incredible they have these like pinkity drinkity uh margaritas incredible this place has got a lot to offer burgers are not one of those things goatee's burger house 3.6 let's get the [ __ ] out of it oh get [ __ ] wow news to me goodies burger shop is the largest fast food restaurant in greece i had no [ __ ] idea it's like the mcdonald's of greece 127 locations here a bunch of north macedonia some in albania who the [ __ ] would have known i had no idea get the chicken nuggets get the pink [ __ ] margarita have a good time get some french fries but just god almighty super duper vacation the island of mykonos beautiful place like i said earlier in the vlog we don't get a lot of chances to take these kind of vacations yes uh and it was this was this was a [ __ ] solid one so good oh watch this he's been teaching me how he trains in wwe watch this watch nice hit mike all right listen we're leaving here today and we're going back to london mate ksi's fighting stormzy swarms uh that's the end of this week's episode thanks for coming on vacation with us could have just took a vacation could have put the camera down you know had the lay of the land and ate and enjoyed it but i wanted to share it with you guys because i love you guys so much and as always thank you so much for working late with us we're clocking out peace [Music] when's the last time you had your [ __ ] homie just cuddle you it's been quite some time can i ask you a question what the [ __ ] is in that prime bottle let me sniff it you're a sick [ __ ] you're a sick [ __ ] okay so i listen i moved i moved i moved seats now i'm here [Music] you drink a little [ __ ] espresso oh this is very tasty you can't [ __ ] say that at a time like that mike [Music] that little adventure last night cost six g's buddy you're gonna pay for what you did in that club george janko's a [ __ ] punk he called me out the box george if you're watching this i'll [ __ ] fight you anytime anywhere any vacation any luxurious airbnb we're at a [ __ ] 7-eleven parking lot whatever you want to do pal god damn i would crawl a mile through shirley glass under barbed wire just to get a sniff of her fart box i i don't even know what angus is yo what's up welcome to the night shift this episode we're going to complain the whole time i'm on vacation spending 50 000 i'm still mad

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Id: 5M0Y2E4msEU

Length: 15min 57sec (957 seconds)

Published: Fri Sep 02 2022