this might be dumb like any toilet tower defense scity tower defense game like on Roblox in general I'm going to just summon some units and let's see what luck we get you got to start off with the obvious toilet Tower Defense yeah this video is all about watching an idiot just go game to game and see if I can have any luck just for the memes so it's why are you so fat stick around and see what games I get lucky in let's summon 10 of the jester crates and see if we get a Titan Sigma man that'd be so funny I'm just summoning 10 the whole point is not to do too much in every game cuz we're going to go quick okay 10 Jester crates easy bang all all rares and two epics that's a tremendous start but it's fine cuz that was just the jester crate that was a l crate we go to the basic crate over there and we get something good that's how it works why are there so many crates now Mythic crate basic crate oh Lord okay you know what basic where's the Mythic cril to basic crate just 10 we're going to get at least a yellow watch this at least I told you okay see creation thank you very much I told you watch this and now we're going to do the Mythic crate oh my gosh this is ridiculously overpriced I never actually realized that 1,00 coins 3% chance of that Mythic uh I'm just doing one get out of here it's going to this is a guaranteed rare this is a guaranteed rare I told you yeah I hate this no leaving this game all right let's go ski Tower fense I only have 4,000 coins let's just open nine of each crate I still have a luck potion here apparently fast opening right nope this is going slow I'm going to get all these large DV speaker man and of course trash nine rookie crates the best thing we get is a pink I guarantee I'm going to get that yeah I told you uhuh do nine epic crates best thing I get is legendary show me the yellow for the memes for the video I'm trying to get luck here for the memes yellow wow that's horrible nine legendary crates best thing against a Mythic 0.62% glitch cameraman there's eight more where that came from hold on and the trash nine Mythic crates open nine of them please give me something good that's the point of the video If it just gives me all legendar I'm going to cry to my cap cried and nine Godly crates come on nine of them bang 31,000 coins give it to me no yellows well it's going to be yellows but don't do all yellows it did all yellows okay well my best luck so far is nothing uh next game uh here we go toilet verse Tower Defense one of my most favorite pay to win games that's not uh honest anyways I do have 1,500 coins which in this world gets you what where's the price here 100 each okay now why have your fast open uh in a setting when you could just pay for it right yeah 250 Roo to open things quickly get out of here I'll take the uh I'll take the suspense I've never actually pulled a Mythic in this game cuz you a common rare common okay you know what screw it let's just use all our coins you think I care it's for a video you think I have any Joy left in my life when I'm doing these videos of unboxing stuff cuz games always screw me over with the lack of luck I've gotten trash three times six times and now nine times of trash give me at least the 2% so I can feel like I've done something with my livelihood and that's trash give me something good please just for the video you guys are going to see something good in this video I got epic that doesn't matter that's the best part about this video you know I'm going to get lucky once you just don't know when eh oh my goodness it's a banana hello banana man watch this that's right I'm going to buy $400 for robo I mean and get the 3% Astro guy who I don't have watch this guaranteed 3er I don't have him yet give me a 3% do it for me it'll be funny I hate you so much I legitimately despise everything to do with this game specifically oh I'm a YouTube here I'm not a YouTuber I'm a YouTube keep that in mind buy crates I don't want to do that hold on where's the Summoner SCH ERS please here we go the banner they are very good odds for a Mythic 0.2% the best odds I've ever ODed in my whole life glitched plunger cameraman okay oh this game has pity so when you suck as much as I do they're like all right fine we'll throw your bone at least cuz you're stupid this is Pokemon why are there Pokéballs on the screen rare common epic common rare trash beans beans I don't like that okay well this will be interesting cuz our legendary pity what happens when that reaches 100 cuz you know I'm not getting legendary that's for sure two epics common trash rare rare trash epic common trash common common rare 80% legendary pity I don't know how much toilet paper I have come on have this be the game I have ridiculous luck absolutely ridiculous luck please that's oh legendary I we see what it was large sign cameraman pudle what does pudle mean wait secret question marks what's secret I don't even know I'm not spending the rest of my 10,000 we got two% wait I have crates what do I have crates Strider crates what use three uh What uh uh that's trash that's also trash that's trash what 0.3% super Mythic give me a super Mythic please I really want a super Mythic that's trash that is trash and that's not super Mythic we have a Mythic crate Super Crate Mythic contains super units well yeah if you're as lucky as God himself well I only have one of them this is a cool looking crate but I'm going to get trash that's what I thought what else can I open in here that's not going to make me go broke at these the I'm not spending roblo on this is too much are you kidding me next game these are going to start getting progressively stupider by the way as we go down the list Loop toilet Tower Defense when did I get all these gems and cash I have no clue spin the wheel it's a gambling video yeah I'm going to get the rarest thing this is all about gambling this video okay that's whatever don't care hi are you okay sir this doesn't look comfortable anyways okay there what can we do with all these gems I'm not buying those summon that's what I want to see all right this is where oh look at the beautiful little background of mythical schal fast open do I have to pay for that stop making me pay to live my life quicker multi open and I got oh my gosh you everything's every you got charged for everything if I remember correctly these take a while to open yeah it takes forever mobile phone man that makes me just that what in what on this planet is a mobile phone man huh Auto open I can just sit here and actually just twiddle my thumbs that's great no I love this just give me something good no we will get something Lucky in this video I don't know what it is it's going to be right here watch it's going to be right here no it's not wait I can run around and open things look at these look at the design on these lovely buildings bathroom defense why am I on performance enhancing like beans over here going a million miles an hour have I ever played this why is the upgrades button being hidden by the season pass button huh who designed this whatever whatever whatever I've never have I ever played this game where do you summon stuff shiny machine oh don't mind if I do make a shiny no what I'm already shiny where do you summon things shop oh gem crates actually that's not too bad of a price man this is uh this is quite the interesting thing units where do I what how can I have this video if I can even find where to summon them oh right here summon oh maybe that's where I am stupid why myself stupid by the way what kind of buffoonery is this common 59.99 rare 34.4 49 epic 11 legendary 1 Mythic 25 secret 01 godly1 I want you guys watch this I want you to understand one thing 0.1% chance means 1,000 0.01 means 1 in 10,000 0.001 is 1 in 100,000 I might be wrong I don't think I'm wrong though I don't think I'm wrong that is ridiculous and how many coins do we have oh zero you start off the game with zero coins they can't even give you a Pity one summon I can't believe I'm about to give money to this Corporation fine I hate whatever what I'm annoyed please like the video I'm poor I'm not poor but like this is annoying well yeah I might as well make it uh suspenseful here one at a time for now that mean 0.0 1% it's going to happen see that's that's the Godly right there this is actually The Godly right here no it doesn't even tell you I mean it doesn't tell you the name of it that'd be nice if it told me the name of it you real uh yeah Zen you'll see this on tomorrow's or I guess today's video just give me The Godly J this is where you watch all my pain has been uh accumulating for this one moment to where I can pull a Godly which is one in 100,000 I'm basically winning the lottery oh we got a woman Purple Woman appreciate women 11% I am like trying so hard just to get a freaking epic all you know what let's just do 10 what does 10 look like oh a Mythic 0. what the heck there we go there we go there we go 0.375% why does it say that 0 25 there's no way there's no way everyone's celebrating with me yes there's no way I told you it's not real you'll see it in the vid tomorrow La what if it is yeah it is it is it is it is I told you something I had a feeling something ultra rare was going to happen in this video and you're going to see it and just don't know when and we're not even done that's the best part that is not keep in mind that is much more rare than the other like normally how mythics are in a game there you go just do four more that is incredible two more I mean I mean I don't really care just give me a Godly just for the memes I'll literally shave my head no why is queso oh what is this should I be concerned okay okay next one bathroom defense X obviously I'm here to get a 0.5% cyber Strider now I have 175 diamonds that won't even let me oh my goodness let just buy 1,000 it's fine I'm not upset only minorly upset actually I'm actually pretty upset I'm not going to lie all right summon five here we go we can summon like 25 to 30 this is garbage I want 0.5% imagine the back to back Lo we got a legendary 2% our luck is changing but I really want that 05 0.5 percenter come on the last one was more rare we have we have that's all Commons I have been smacked in the face with all freaking Commons come on now come on now what do we have we can do one more summon five that is garbanzo bean Supreme we can afford I think four more three more guaranteed cyber Strider now you have to get the garbage out the way first till we get the guaranteed why do I have to re-enter this platform every single time okay that's trash as well last one I'm going to rub my butt up against the summon machine there I did it there I did it last one bang okay never mind this game not not this game's not it you know I could have saved my gosh jar money and uh went to the infinite toilet you have infinite coins wow this is tremendous uh 99999 but here's the thing you can still get out of here you could still buy like what's the point yeah you could you still buy Roo that is disgusting no thanks buy Titan CL man oh man these are quite the uh this is quite the this is quite the the thing right here that's all I'm going to say where the heck is this is looks like I had a psychosis episode and made this I'm sorry where do you summon things am I stupid potentially where where do I go I feel like my my old eyes were not meant to take all this in at once where do I summon stuff you're telling me someone spent a day and 16 hours playing this oh well God bless you that's all I'm going to say where do I summon things heck mode what here we go release summon what do you mean release or rapid what I'm confused Immortal Mythic and Godlike are easier to get here is this not the normal summon P get Summon are we speaking English here op summon oh wait here's the normal summon that's what I want Bo what 0.00001% I got to like somehow get that for a video I swear I got to talk to these devs or something Godlike 0.1 Godly 0.15 okay let's just do it just yep it goes by so fast I mean you can't even see where you're getting everything's either gray blue or purple in all of these what I should just put an auto we got a yellow but it wasn't the Godlike it was a legendary at what point can I wait was that just a legendary I think it was what point do I just use an auto clicker to be honest and just sit back and leave it on overnight and I wake up to an immortal oh we got a Mythic oh we got a Mythic I should I really care should I really care upgrade Titan cameraman whatever what's these other ones op summon what are the odds here camera rare Epic camera common rare epic legendary Mythic 25 what's the difference can't you just make the what why are they all red why why are they red it's throwing me off why I have to leave every single time this is not any different the Mythic is still 25% I was at op my stupid here we go gem summon can I even click on summon 10 I I don't know if these are good I just don't what am I doing my existence we got a we got a Mythic what the heck was that turkey glitch assassin can you even play in this game I think you can and then whatever this is rapid summon Immortal Mythic and God get okay let me just do that oh this is where it doesn't it doesn't okay what the heck was that it just summoned like 50 of once I thought I can't tell did I get anything good you can't tell anything what the heck is this Shadow TV man I'm glad it tells you the Rarity on of what you're getting oh man this is this is mentally something else I don't know what to tell you you're going to trade with me what are we trading time out do you even play this game you do play this game what or whatever next one actually you know what I've decided as we load in here I'm going to end on something that I genuinely want so in toilet Tower Defense I don't have the uh hyper upgrade Titan speaker wait I joined Kevin G from Tik Tok where is he that kid from Tik Tok who goes viral Kevin G where are you I can't find him whatever I said I joined him that was his name so in this game I don't have a hyper upgrade Titan speaker man one of the best units in the game I just don't have it so this is what we're going to do we're going to buy three of these crates okay they're super overpriced it is what it is here we go exclusive injured Titan crate give me the hyper I do not have the hyper this would be a great way to end our video I know we got insanely good luck once in this video just give it to me that's not it okay I didn't expect to get on the first one that's fine I'll wait to be tortured it's okay come on now give me the hyper it goes for like 25,000 gems on the market place give me the freaking hyper diaper hyper diaper let me see red guy that's not red guy it's okay we got we got two of the other ones now just statistically that means we're getting the last one Bop give Bop show give me red give me red red I'm going to sit on I'm going to sniff it I'm going to sniff it this guy's right here for moral support show me the red 1% that's great odds that's great odds I love great odds dang it okay that's a video I hope you enjoyed gambling I'm just being stupid this gu's my out J Qui
