Opening Our New DAYCARE In Minecraft!

today my friends and i go to our first day of kindergarten in minecraft business school we get to learn everything about living in minecraft but the only problem is we have the meanest teacher ever and we have to learn how to survive this first day of school from taking our cookies to making the floor actually lava we need to use the lessons we've learned to find a way to get back at our mean teacher can we do it let's find out oh hey be sure to leave a like and oh uh like subscribe to come with me thanks mihawk where are you going uh i'm going to my first day of kindergarten what me how the bus stop is so far away you'll never make it alive got it don't worry no i'm already there oh that's okay i don't remember my name either do you know your name yeah i'm mac nice to meet you oh nice to meet you guys too are you guys waiting for the bus uh-huh yeah it's our first day of kindergarten wait you guys are going to kindergarten i thought i was made for ice cream [Music] oh made it to the school wait wait this isn't the school mister are you okay wait is that the bus for our bus stop are you the kids of kindergarten class a yeah yes sir maybe probably perfect well uh i'm your teacher nice to meet you my name is mr ian hi mr ian mistery hi mr ian you seem really nice um why did you crash your car mr ian listen i haven't had my morning coffee anyway come on kids into the bus are you sure it's safe yeah it's fine it still works okay okay my video games i guess we get in i guess i guess so all right everybody strap in buckle up oh this is so nice all right let's go bus before yeah that's pretty cool guys guys guys guys listen to me for a second yeah yeah yeah he said his name was mr ian right uh-huh yeah so can i tell you a secret [Music] yeah the friend of mine who knows the guy who knows [Applause] i'll get to the point the point is apparently mr edith's really mean like the biggest kindergarten teacher ever uh mystery are you watching the road very closely hang on uh yeah these old buses made it all right everybody off the bus oh magic land i'll never i'll and welcome to school i uh as i said i am your teacher and welcome see look how nice he is but i still got it oh thank goodness it's so colorful it's amazing it's just what i thought it would be like it's all my favorite colors all right kids welcome i am your new teacher mr ian and i am the nicest teacher in all of minecraft [Applause] cookies and juice [Applause] and as long as you guys are well behaved there will be plenty more of these [Music] cookie cookies mystery ian can i get another one no um um not not right now okay anyway are you kids day here class will start in five minutes okay thank you mr ian bye mrs gillian see maybe he's not as bad as you as you as you think he is i i hope dad i mean i've heard some bad things but maybe there's just a lot of mystery ian's i don't know i don't know how big the city is you think they're all brothers how could free cookies be bad that's true he did give us cookies that was pretty nice i don't know and juice okay um so guys should we go um maybe explore a little well you told us to stay here though school looks really cool let's go sing yeah but come on yeah you have this building so beautiful not to explore okay okay oh look look at all this art oh it's so pretty i know mr ian maybe made this himself he's so good at art he's pretty cool who decided to show up finally uh what is there somebody else oh wait wait wait wait is it the ice cream man did he finally show up [Music] no it's not the ice cream man you guys are late now get in here [Music] yeah you said five minutes like 20 seconds ago no never mind no bother i'll just simply take that time out of your recess what what now everyone sit down i told you i told you i told you mr ian my desk is kind of broken well why would you do a silly thing like breaking it but i didn't uh all right just go sit with a friend for now yay friend time hi friends my name's noy did you remember your name yet uh i think it's pierce but i i could be wrong all right all right everyone quiet down classes here um lesson today uh i don't really feel like doing much here everyone take uh everyone take some chalk and uh i don't know do some showering or something oh is it coloring time oh i'll be right back you took my wait where did we draw did mr ian say where we can draw with the chocolate i mean he didn't say anywhere we couldn't i'm going to put chocolate let's make mr ian a friendship rainbow i'm gonna make him a heart oh i don't know how to make a heart i don't know my shapes yet hi hi mr ian why are you guys doing drawing on my chalkboard look at my glasses look i made a dinosaur yeah and i made i made an ant look at my aunt see this is my aunt cute it's real pretty oh that's a great dinosaur that's not a dinosaur what what i like all right no more drawing no more drawing drawing time is over you guys just just just go go read a book over there or something mr ian needs to down mr y uh we can't read yeah we're in kindergarten how do you know a kindergarten you should read a book on how to read but that doesn't make any sense how do we do that all right no no no no no more questions you want to stay here be good little kids and don't touch anything may i ask a question no oh oh mystery mr mean mr in what hi all right you all right you are on my list kid anyway i i got some things to do i'll be right back you all that means you're special stay here don't touch anything okay mr ian hasn't been really nice to us he's like maybe he is the meanest no it can't be true it can't be true he gave us cookies remember uh-huh and juice yeah the cookies are really good he gave us so maybe he's not yeah yeah but they only gave us one and how could you ever possibly just eat one cookie that's illegal yeah we need more cookies yeah yeah i think maybe if we if we go upstairs maybe we could find some more right i think he was gonna said he was gonna take a nap so maybe we have a chance adults take naps i'm checking around the corner are there cookies back here oh yeah there's like a pantry space wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait i see this wait [Applause] [Music] [Music] guys guys he doesn't have any more cookies that means he was lying [Music] that's illegal you can't lie to kids he's all scary like my video games and you know what he said he was watching us but he's not even watching this we gotta keep an eye on him guys i know i think this is gonna be a rough first day um time for recess wow look at this playground it's so perfect [Music] someday you and me are gonna be super tall together okay yeah all right think you better promise me that you get tall too okay i will i will here just hold hands tall buddies okay okay okay okay yeah yeah it's all buddies guys guys we should play a game we should do something we should have some fun it's a good idea yay what game oh uh let's play tag oh who's it oh i love that game right i got you guys get out of here you'll never [Applause] [Laughter] oh hi mystery yeah yeah i think so it's going great ugh oh yeah i remember having fun at recess you know just because it's playtime doesn't mean you don't have to follow my oh okay rules roles do you have yeah what does that mean what are your reasons no just that during recess you can play games you can have fun oh want to know what one of my favorite games is what's that yeah what what the floor is lava floor is actually lava see if you can get past that feels like a lion i'm allergic to lava tell you what if you can get over here without falling in the lava i'll change it back maybe what about the cookies what'd you say about the cookies yeah are you guys real cookie [Music] i don't have to answer that i'm the teacher so i can do whatever i want okay okay i have an idea all right so so pierce are you okay over there i'm just gonna live here now it's just who i am i can't go to the lava i can't do it i can't do it i can't do it i can't do it i can't do it i'm sorry friend pick him up max pick up noise [Applause] [Applause] oh i never said anything about a cookie i'll change the lava back but mr e yeah all right you know what uh just go play something else i declare myself the king of the sandpit and as my first order to all of my loyal sand subjects is that you have to build me the bestest sand castle ever oh deal with the king girl i'm at the top of the hill which means i'm the tallest and therefore the best and you guys have to build a sandcastle i'll help too of course i'll have to just you know where you got to build a sand case oh he's a good king i'm really good at building sand castles so how about this yes your majesty i will build you a center all right give me a second guys i'm really good at this okay okay [Music] wow thank you you're really really good at this all right i i live here now thank you it's very nice hey what what what are you kids doing making a cool sand castle it's really fun and i got to pretend to be king and i got a secret king no no no no no no no no no so uh that uh that's a rule all the sandcastles belong to me i'm the sand king you know what no kids at the sand pit what what this is our sandpit all right i'll let you stay if you build me an even better sand castle no not for a mini king like you [Music] yes all right then that's fair that's fair if you won't build me a sand castle then no one can have sand castles no sand castles wow wow he is the worst teacher in minecraft ever he's he's a very nice man i didn't get to make it thought he was cool but he sucks he sucks like doo-doo i said it he said he don't doo-doo he's the one those we need to put mr ian to a stop it's our job and we're gonna do it yeah [Music] [Applause] get him throw a pair of legs back all right guys guys guys we gotta come up with a plan to get back at mr ian for him being so mean to us on our first day of kindergarten i know i take these rules anymore they started driving wild oh no and we don't even understand what else we're only here yeah but guys it's lunch time she can't be mean to us at lunch time lunchtime's sacred that's true that's true kids got some good tasty looking food there okay all food must be shared with me stuff yeah cough it up kids but my mommy made this shoe i could have got the way what what is that what is that vegetable stew no never mind you're good what have you got i got a delicious potato with butter inside of it and with the bacon oh i like butter and bacon and potatoes give me that uh okay okay but um i gotta put the pieces on uh pierce noy can you guys just come with me to put the put the bacon bits on oh oh okay but i'll leave it baby waiting here for it i don't mean i don't even have bacon what am i gonna do with the bacon this is the best part all you gotta do is go into this chest right here and take this blaze powder only take one put it up together okay okay okay okay i think i think i know no no no i do not want this lame vegetable but but it's really good mr ian please try like really gross well i agree with you on that here take this you can have that yeah and a piece of button for me too there you go mean potatoes you'll see that it's more like it [Laughter] it's a bread the potatoes yeah [Music] pretty spicy it's a got kind of a kick there got kind of a spicy fiery kick [Music] [Music] [Applause] you're gonna take a nap now it's nap time okay uh-oh uh you should probably pop the fire mr ian oh it's not in the budget the bus is still there uh fresh air yeah yeah think of it fresh air because the window's broken gotta sleep this has been the worst day of kindergarten we need to get the heck at the heck out of here all right all right i i i think i have a plan at least i think we can we can do this together if we work together we can get out of here okay does that sound good just don't say another bad word i'm scared to hear it wait what if we play hide and seek and and maybe we can pretend that we're like hiding and then we just go we just leave [Music] sleep [Music] all right nap time is over and um it is time that we talked about some more rules we're gonna have okay first of all all the sweets will be given to me whenever you discover them and then any sand castles not already blown up will become mine [Laughter] everybody can't fall down you get down from there there you are i'm okay i landed on my bed okay so uh i just still got some time here at school after i i don't know what do you all want to do pierce has an idea pierce has an idea hey what if we played hiding's go seek uh-huh yeah yeah yeah yeah hang on so you wanna you guys wanna hide and i find you if i feel like it uh-huh yeah yeah yeah that seems like a good idea ah i can get behind this plan i have one more rule that i want to add okay i get to use this [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Music] okay [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Applause] [Music] this is a pretty good first day it turns out yeah that was a lot of fun ice cream store i'm the bus driver now this will be great

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Length: 21min 39sec (1299 seconds)

Published: Fri Jul 23 2021

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