Oneyplays Compilation: Chris Chan

if you're the greatest wizard ever then what's your Patronus me it's you hurry even know what you said to replace Harry Potter with Christian I'd buy it I'm going to the door in the second floor it's out of bounds mom is making me Julie stop there can't be a spy he's not spying my dad can't be a spy he's Christian Weston Chandler Jolie I'll be some fun for free I'll join your flu would you make me the creator of Sonic I'll be a thumb thumb as long as you said Rosie choose free if there's a girl one he would he wouldn't [ __ ] Julian if it was a girl one would what are you talking about us he would he would be like you would to kill me he only wants to [ __ ] a beautiful woman with big booby one time I had sexual intercourse with a woman that she said that's a good story it was a great day for everyone I'm uh I'm still a virgin yeah I am still a virgin with rage yes do some [ __ ] it's in the sky it's in the sky no but like what country if I'm a ladder to get there some worry that's an N blonde yeah oh it's in England yeah it wasn't like south of Miss at the bottom of the Olaf America when I was a little boy I saw Stonehenge and guess what I saw next to it what blender man homie was new get out of there get that dog leg thing out of there yeah what did you say it was really funny we were in [Laughter] [Laughter] [Laughter] Utah put the sushi you on top of the sushi I taught you a really Japanese Japanese since your name is Christian together though I see you just crushed bad thing you're doing pretty good yeah I'm weird I like bananas I think they're lovely what if the Polly's got stuck in your feed all I want a cracker when can we get a duel with that Christian taunting a bird the bird leg bites his finger off cuz he's just that unlucky anger towards you and he slaps the bird on his skull do you see what happens it's a little beak around its head like that okay if Christian had teleport you can go all the way to the left I'm gonna try this one so I don't feel that yeah okay so if Christian had teleportation abilities he would what do you think is the most unlucky thing he would do if he had teleportation abilities because he's like the unluckiest person in the world he'll pour into his house he try to teleport out you just go even deeper in hello just an teleport away Theresa's the person cuz you're the mayor of regrets I'll rule all you dumb babies they are my you [ __ ] [ __ ] you call me an ass be they called you an ass why are you being so offensive today I didn't say anything that's be offensive yes Asperger's I am I didn't send the [ __ ] name Asperger's that man should be punished what if they should be punished it's like okay you should be punished I'm burned I look like a burn victim now I wat name shall we give burn victims [ __ ] burger boys the burger boys offensive Eddie [ __ ] did it on purpose what if what if a Christian is like Mojo Jojo he accidentally went back in time and named Asperger's himself Chris know what his may not say it Bob did fake Bob oh yeah he did dodo dodo school do you still gonna die Freaky Friday oh he sounds happy about it we would you did Chris I didn't know I could fix his son from inside of his own daddy all right my favorite part of the game the log maker logs the bread maker feel so long can you bread me some bread the belt big nerdy bread and on it Soros on atchoo on a sword just like the sonichu medallion joke what do you think the sonnets you hit somebody wants with an ax brain that's not made of it be really dirty new the end of it I used to make stuff out of model magic when I was a kid I usually do that come on check it on the equip screen it talks about the special inscription on the back of it proving it's real I'm surprised I never noticed that on my own Oh Simba no it's a sonichu it looks more like sonichu on the blade itself mm-hmm wait wait were you actually being convinced for a second decided Shuki blade that one looks different from have we never thought of them going too quick for a world I think that would probably be the best thing in the smallest world it'd just be the house different Sanne choose to be so fun who's your favorite son that you could regular old sonichu the rest are boring you don't like wild son at you know look any of you don't like magic Chan bide your chance pretty cool I like Corey's interpretation of Medicine a scientist that shows us take a lot poor n-word for anyway it was totally subconscious editor replay poor n-word what gave his cream from Game Boy Advance game boy advance a please from Sonic screamers Sonic de lemurs why isn't there a lemur lemur the hedgehog you can make one in the new Sonic game are you excited and then you could throw it out I look forward to seeing Christian posting about Howie oh wait I forgot it's not you it's not here shot at you I'm sure that they'll be like some kind of item that allows you to use electrical attacks and he'll be very happy about it and then he'll drop the Xbox into his bathtub to try to join sonichu don't say I don't want Christian to kill himself she's nice going to a different dimension the solitary dimension where everybody loves him and knows his name yeah quick Ville hit the half Jeff Flake is quick what if everyone's after yeah that's about to say even for like like everybody everybody goes to quit no with me die [ __ ] is this place these were the virgins we promised you welcome to quick Ville Muslims go stand over there I really miss Oni triggers sonic wasn't in the train that was one of the things they brought up they said eight eight fifty two Chris mentions noted noted autistic figure Christian really yeah Oh on that day when it snowed do you remember because I don't don't I see I'm sorry no it's okay [ __ ] [ __ ] nobody see my daddy died how come nobody care my love quest continues hey meow what's up okay I have nothing more to say nothing apparently now get inside my truck oh you did that why are you always talking about Texas you're obsessed with that but the Duchess - that's not past tired that pisses tough did make it to a source of staying away oh yeah they are really cool you think Christians dad made him do a Texas tuck I don't care what you do you just better do it Dex just tuck I don't want to think about it they had family over for Thanksgiving and he had a huge erection the whole time turn it down now you listen to me he says I'm kind of get that goddamn thing out of it working on it that's my favorite Christian video is me - everybody took that thing out of there I'm working on it get on it working on it you uploaded it you unloaded when I cut down the internet so you do it down now now now I'll send the detectives a set of police I'll send everyone in my power get that listen to me yep God dang that rather later he does those arm thrusts yeah he's like a superhero the Marines son and the testers I'll send in as fastest threat as Vestas I don't get okay what's the story what's going on in the first level explain it to me because I the door just got closed the door closed pay attention he's trying to discover Sonic's unclick 2.00 the door got closed he's going to pierce Sonic's to the door place where the [ __ ] mech to the lasers for Sonic's gonna watch high-frequency videos and subliminally believe that he's growing a bit he believed that after watching like high-frequency videos or something he believes that he's growing a vagina that's fair forced upon her his spire giggity my ear Julian what the [ __ ] did you just say are you talking about a Christian is a liar your notion wanna go to Chernobyl you can't I want it still radiated it's gonna be like that for like hundreds of years maybe there shouldn't have dropped a penny in their toaster yeah that's why had Christian had a strip everything was living there you left this coffee on in Chernobyl bath [Laughter] actually what happened is that he had like a trio of garbage because I'd to get like [ __ ] Lego as he comes back at your Nobles exploded why'd he do that cuz he sneezed yeah it's probably gonna look pretty extreme no it's good holy save tucker's I don't know why so I thought it was sexist on Perryville isn't half his penis is like in the shape of the mouth are you making fun of an owl yeah from our 90 degree Bend Oh an owl if they meant like an owl no yeah he has an owl his little helmet can turn 360 degrees you can go to the lake Kingdom I don't wanna water like I want to go somewhere interesting how long ago the city I want to go back to ghost hat town look I can wobble with delivery [ __ ] town USA [ __ ] Ville original original welcomed origin eeeh away they go look at stickers we'll keep calling it Tuckers Ville look it's him he's horrified he's a [ __ ] Christian I liked that one video that Christian did right after he started blowing up guys please please understand I am NOT a badass he says other things he says like what does he sing like a loser but then he says a badass I don't know where I am or that if Corey was here he could recite the whole he probably could Cora can recite Christian with his arms tied behind his back it's cuz he goes on his back he goes into a trance when he doesn't course pupils turn white you know what if you open them they'd be white just pick my nose and was a big snotty and I'll bet you snot ain't gone I threw it on the ground lot of snotty Julie and all you're doing is copying Chris we're all doing a Christian voice that's the secret that's the secret the reason you gotta cut that out now look but just can min square was cried what a girl folks in with the stupid [ __ ] face the corona virus I do not fear what how was Christian fairy in this horrible oh no I actually I actually did see his response to it he said that he saw it in the future and that he's mad because they canceled a brony convention he's locked up that I could read that can what a hundred percent say the same thing I like the background yeah for a baby [Laughter] where he says you don't have to tell me twice but in the Stone Age in the original if you turn on the computer there's just a little [ __ ] zombie face in the bottom left there's a video in that place you put Oh Chris I was skipping stars to get you here I'm sorry I'm sorry let's go outside like in real life yeah burn down let's flip playing [ __ ] video games like a bunch of losers and instead go play my father Christian no no I didn't you're right they didn't think about hurricane Cristobal delay coming in making up his own rules as he goes along you really just say that like Christian would say it hook la you lied he never says like the other movie ever I've seen them to be several times about Herculean hmm I was always trick to disbelieve it that was I Hercule like character the movie thank you mmm like he's so mean to Tommy he's trying to be nice about always just giving you a tour stare he's giving you the Christian tour of the house is gonna go in the bathroom set everything on fire that was so [ __ ] gotcha pal this thing yeah yeah why don't you just say use the diddily diddily because that's not what they're cold you ape call it the ball thingy so much you yeah you can buy one smart man take a picture of Peter Parker [ __ ] Christian and world overdose Zac Parker well what if me job was Christian people would like it no I think we would be like what why is Doug funnie such a what such a dick to everybody he's just Christian he really is he's just Christian he makes comics about people that he hates yeah if something bad happens his life he makes a comic about where he's the hero and everyone else is wrong what's Christian been up to it has anybody been paying attention cuz it's been across hooker will you Nolan did he really did he drew a cover this is not fake you drew a cover of sonichu crossed over with planet dolan nice dude it's really nice I actually don't nothing about this game is a little little drawing of me and my wife and our little daughter Christian Troy yeah there's got to be like an Asian Christian out there there's really Billy yeah there's probably trillions of them oh yeah I don't think I don't think autism is exclusive to the West you know how they've got their own youtube and [ __ ] like that if they've got their own youtube they've got to have hundreds of Christians how come there's not some dedicated like I think most Chinese speaker at there like translating all the autism for us to will go if you go on on Kiwi farms I think there is a specific section of the forum exactly for that for non-english as they called them Lowell cows what you stand them like this Christine stands yeah it's a Christine Weston Chandler they took down all the stuff in LittleBigPlanet Oh down the servers are gone they're taking down everything there goes how are we gonna play Christians that's true how are we gonna watch the autism tutorial yeah could someone please record it before it's okay good that stings how's Christian doing I haven't looked up on him in a long time I only saw that video someone linked to me our people all the cars channel was streaming anyone what the [ __ ] what he's swatting around it all 3d objects Oh No I hope that little man's or she sorry I'm sorry he's not a man but a little Christian man Christina how about Christina is that about me saying he that was disrespectful that was this respectable make it vain poorly edit me sing Vey I just really keep forgetting I do too okay you wanna do a redo a reboot I do the last I've seen of Christina Westin Chandler was the video where they were swatting there's a 3d objects coil what the [ __ ] what is that Susan Boyle I thought that was Christian for all right they should have had [ __ ] Christian see the scene in that movie take forever you [ __ ] [ __ ] handed Ron Eggman you [ __ ] coward you will do it do you think it's even healthy to indulge his fantasy like that like probably not even if someone had the power to do it like do you think it would be a good idea generally no don't ever don't don't give them an entry angle you ma [ __ ] this is Eggman's greatest hits this is a guy who wrote you guys have seen this uh it's like a resume and his demands for his position at Sega she's like a c-level executive and like gets to work exclusively from home and sorry where he's from yeah I know he's like all I really want is to have full control over all the voices and of course I'll be expecting a paycheck and what compensation of approximately $200,000 and I will of course need my own office a personal assistant who I would needs to be a female boyfriend free I would be like buck angel be like Criss Angel no I'd be crystal Neil buck angel do you think they'd ever recruit Christian Christian Christian Chris Heisey movie fan we would love to be on your show we would love to me but your mspaint speech balloons we would love to meet al if you would please introduce us to Alex de Lyonne that that would be wonderful we love your word yeah of course they hung out they went to the movies da [ __ ] movie just watch the [ __ ] video that sounds like a thing you would say there's a thing he said he's a good boy he has good taste you should be on the show I would not [ __ ] a floatzel if he was on the show I'd be pretty happy a who what's that we have a long list of people we want to be on the show we want Mike Matei make make Matt make mine music he's not on their level of autism free oh my god don't jump at me after you whatsoever I have been married since last March - my magic trance science you and grisel roast you and more recently became married to Sivan rose to and Mewtwo

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Length: 24min 10sec (1450 seconds)

Published: Sun May 03 2020