ONESIE TURNS INTO A DURRR BURGER?! (A Fortnite Short Film)

baby paws a onesie me sledgehammer you know the usual customer anyways could I get like 50 hamburgers 50 hamburgers usually I'd say no well it's your lucky day I've just gotten a duder burger machine it can turn out a turbo ger a second whoa no way yes way it could just as easily turn ground beef into dirt burgers as it could turn grill sergeant into a jobless loser dude I could just rub my mouth at the end of it and just get like Fred a million burgers that's a health code violation love needs love would you have tons of money big buzz that's a little big der burgers taste wonderful oh I knew you were gonna say that that's why I added a love slot on the top of the machine it also works for mayonnaise oh yeah you need a lot of that in there band-aids are love actually can I get double the mayonnaise and you can hold the love now sledgehammer you don't love supported to ever eat their burger all right fine just had to loved it yeah well actually Bawdsey I kind of forgot that the love this morning do you think you could go up onto the roof and add some loved' of course beef bus after burger should have loved a dog yeah that's a really big volcano the nurses what does that get there oh wow thatís right the let the dog just a little picture at a smidge over there ever stood here oh yeah oh sweet lord oh my goodness I don't know who you are but you better get out of my restaurant big bustling talking about why do you want me to leave what is wrong with you you go back on the roof of a shade wait what Z is that you who else would I be it was oh this side of you guys is making me sick we've gotta go down to christen this new bathroom and paint it brown you meanie you clean it sledgehammer those are the new rules area pooper dude well it's just uh well you kinda look exactly like me Dow wait will you bet I look like you well you got my overalls my shin guard my burger head your overalls my god I feel so uncomfortable well I think you look wonderful what Z you baby into this abomination I don't even have my slippers yeah I don't know how that machine changed you into B but B baby o is because the love I put those burgers is by love for you all that explains it oh please don't take this the wrong way but I don't really want to look like you I like beard myself as deeply offended as I am I understand well how am I gonna get back to adorable we need an authority figure to figure this out I know let's go to the police yeah they'll definitely help us sorry guys can't help you why not well I guess those a little premature you guys to just walk in what was your problem well my problem is that I look like a crazy burger bad and and actually a young lady uh yeah I can see you're quite repulsive I don't write see this is my husband over here and I buried him but I'm not supposed to look like him something is very wrong here so we were hoping you could help us turn her back adorable all right all right I got a couple questions first what did you eat this morning over breakfast oh that's it that's it you are what you eat no it's been like 22 years I've never turned it to a burger before yeah mr. police officer I don't think it's that okay okay second question does your family have a history of turning into burger people no not that I know of I mean I have some aunts and uncles somebody had to talk to a while but as far as I know I don't think so interesting interesting okay last question have you considered to go see a doctor as you know I'm a police officer and I really don't deal with these kind of situations oh yeah hospital would be a good idea oh I don't want me to try that in the first place ah thank you for your help I visit well I would say to go to a hospital except there are no hospitals in the Fortnight world regardless it's not my problem so get out of my office okay well Bob Lazar [Music] sometimes I wonder what we pay taxes for well what are we gonna do now I've been thinking a lot about this problem and it reminds me of when I used to be humid oh my god you were humid yep just a regular old Dube how does this never come up before I been married for like mud snow well you never asked that's true I never did ask anyway continue you know I used to be a noob right and then I was all like I want to start a restaurant but the only restaurant I could get was the older burger shack so the only logical conclusion I came to was to completely reshape my face into that of a derp burger that makes perfect sense anyways I still have the guy's number who did it so baby he could change you from a derp burger to adorable person that's genius yes I know Mensa level genius right here my question well or the barbed wire barbed iron well I had no idea you are certified plastic surgeon boy super bad I'm gonna go much stuff about everybody today blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah well you worked at a diner and as a plastic surgeon as a henchman wow you really have an eclectic resume yeah more so what do you think boy ste do you think you could change her back larga blah blah blah blah require raw bark bark bark bark what do you mean you don't do plastic surgery anymore blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blog he says he has a dud surgery such the accident a potion that could change you into a different skin bark bark bark bark muffler blargh blargh blargh but they're headed in the deep dangerous forest barbar blah blah blah blah blah blah well that's it be fun I guess we're just gonna have to go in search for this magic potion in the deep dark scary forest bla bla bla bla bla work thanks for the luck boy steamer bed we're probably gonna eat it [Music] [Music] well this must be the place there it is that must be the potion moisty was talking about yeah absolutely positive about that how could I not be that's true you're a very smart okay big boss if I die bury me where the tur burger I'll bury you with duder burgers it'll be a combo deal okay I'll go check this out don't drink the potion why not [Music] you Mina turns you into a bidet I feel like he's telling us something with his eyes well he's telling us that we should be comfortable in our own skin that we need to love ourselves and not try and change and we're all beautiful on the inside thank you mister panetta you've been so helpful to us we are in a great debt to you but Dad a bed of a big bus let's go home and be comfortable at our own skids alright let's go home their burger sweet their burger you'll get to be back oh wow US investigators baby hungry my gosh I forgot to eat your burgers all day long oh you must be starving yeah I'll just look at my look so waited for a derp burger wait a minute barely feel my hips wait a minute I'm not me I'm not oh my god what's happening what see your back the door Bolger man I just had a giant head I still don't understand how that explains the clothing but I'm just happy to see you you think you can make me a derp burger the traditional way anything for you what see oh my god sledgehammer you're still here dude when you put 50 in you got a left 50 out speaking up fire up that machine beef bust sledgehammers hungry though this machine's too dangerous for this world once you start mass producing you lose quality and you might even lose a little love well baloise their burgers will be bathed by head and get love the old-fashioned way oh my god you guys are making me barf I'm gonna go get some pizza tomato it's oh my god his god now I can Febreze a bathroom

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Id: _XP7WgS4rYw

Length: 12min 41sec (761 seconds)

Published: Fri Mar 15 2019